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Are we ready to start the show? [Cheering] After an absence of one year, India's Got Talent has arrived. Please give it up for [Cheering] [Applause] [Cheering] [Applause] [Cheering] Oh my god, that time of the year again! [Laughter] Oh man, make some noise after one year, man, come on man! I am [ __ ] [Cheering] [Applause] Before we begin the show, actually, let's do one thing that I did not do last season and I regretted it. [Cheering] [Applause] Welcome to the first ever episode of India's Got Talent Season Two. [Cheering] Are we ready to start the show? [Cheering] You got a look better than that. Are we ready to start the show? [Cheering] So, we have amazing panelists for you. Let's introduce one after the other. The very first panelist is a very good friend of mine. You must have seen him in all my tours, my world tours, my Latent, everywhere except with his children. Give it up for the worst father, Balraj Ghai. [Cheering] [Applause] Give it up for Ashish Solanki. [Cheering] [Applause] Give it up for Sharvari. [Cheering] The final guest is actually the biggest guest of Latent so far. This is the highest point of Latent and the lowest point of her career. Make some noise for Alia Bhatt. [Screaming] [Cheering] [Applause] [Cheering] [Applause] Let's go. [Screaming] [Cheering] [Applause] I can't believe it. [ __ ] What a panel it is, man. [Cheering] How are you feeling, Alia ji? Thank you so much for coming, first of all, man. [Nasal sound] Hi. [Laughter] No, no, take your time, man. You can drink this if you want. No, I am okay. I have my water bottle. Oh, you don't drink our normal people's water? What is this rich people's water, man? Tell me. It has some special electrolytes. So I don't pass out with fear. Oh, are you afraid? Why are you afraid? They love you. Come on, don't you love Alia? Thank you. By the way, if you are feeling tired and you don't have electrolytes, and you cannot afford electrolytes, you can always go for Avtar. The protein drink that gives you wings. No, that gives you wings. It's the other one. Sorry. What about this one? What about this one? What about this one? It's nothing. It's a drink, man. This is a drink of a loser, man. Okay, brother, bring it. [Laughter] Sorry, man, sorry. I'm just getting into the flow, man. Okay. So you can drink this Avtar drink if you want to spoil your mood. So Alia ji, first of all, I can't believe you are here. Genuinely. Yeah, I am kind of regretting it right now. [Laughter] I also regretted it after seeing Jigar. [Cheering] [Applause] At least you saw the movie? Thank you for contributing to my film. Yeah, of course, of course. I regret so many things in life. And but genuinely, man, Alia ji, it's like I am so nervous sitting next to you. Genuinely, man. Like I am such a big fan of your husband. And [Laughter] of you also, of course, of you also. But man, Alia ji, you are such a big actress. Your movies have made ₹6000 crore. You have Filmfare Awards, so many National Awards, Best Actress Award. Why the [ __ ] are you here, man? [Laughter] Why did you come to Latent? Where, where, where? Latent. Wow. But the camera is on you here. [Cheering] [Applause] No, no, man. Genuinely, I think we can all say this with absolute clarity and be so grateful for all the laughs that we had. Thanks to Kapil Sharma. [Cheering] Wow, wow. Oh damn, Alia ji became funny here. What happened with Zakir bhai? [Laughter] [Cheering] What can I say? Today, I am still alive. [Cheering] Jokes apart, it's an honor that you have come. Can we have a round of applause for Alia Bhatt? Come on. [Applause] [Cheering] Now, next, we have Sharvari. To see her full name, I have to open this. What is this? [Laughter] Sharvari ji, tell us something about yourself, man. What should I say? Who are you, man? First, this. [Laughter] Man, please tell me. I have written your name as Alia plus one. [Laughter] Everyone thinks that the forms for the panel have also opened. [Laughter] They can also come. So Shreyas ji, thank you so much for coming, man. Genuinely. Thank you. Thank you for having me. Thank you so much. Thank you so much for coming. [Applause] Have you seen Latent at all yet? I have seen it in clips and parts on news channels. [Laughter] [Cheering] [Applause] All right, and of course, Solanki bhai, thank you so much for coming again. Man, honestly, I want to say something. I have spent so much time with you in the last one year. I have missed this show more than my kids. You never miss your kids. Come on. What the [ __ ]? [Laughter] The day before yesterday, his phone was locked for two hours because the password was his son's date of birth. You [ __ ] worst father in the world. Is his wife here? Yeah, imagine. No one with the kids. [Laughter] [Applause] [Cheering] Alia, a fellow parent, what do you feel about? No, I pass no judgment. I feel you do you and they do them, and then, everyone lives and learns. Can you please teach my friend how to not pass judgment? Then you won't have a show. Ah. [Laughter] [Applause] [Cheering] So, are we ready to start the show? [Cheering] Make some noise for the first tag of the night, Suhasini. Come on, come on guys, come on, come on, come on. All right, let's go, Bombay. This moving city, I am lost in its heartbeat. In the lanes of these stars [Singing] I wander, lost in the lanes of these stars. Hey, watch where you're going, man. What's this rush? These raindrops that kiss me, I am listening. The heartbeat of the heart [Singing] runs fast, then [Singing] I am still behind you. Bombay [Singing] I am behind you, Bombay. Behind Bombay, I am behind you. [Singing] I run behind, behind Bombay. Behind Bombay, I am behind you. [Singing] Bombay, I am behind you, behind, behind, behind, behind, behind, behind. Mumbai. Here, there's no time to make everyone recognize you. No pension and rent tension, man, just stop. Hey, eat Vada Pav. I got the whole on my feet. You be be watching for me. Look, look, look, look. I came, my black and yellow [Screaming] Behind Bombay, behind Bombay, behind Bombay, I am behind you, behind, behind, behind, behind. [Applause] [Cheering] And I thought Jigar was bad. That was not bad. Yeah. Can you sing a line? Yeah, yeah. Sing. Behind Bombay police, my behind Bombay police. [Cheering] I run ahead. Behind me, Bombay police. Maharashtra Cyber is behind me. Cyber, brother, they will hit on the beat. [Laughter] I mean, please control yourself. [Laughter] No, no, but genuinely, very bad, man. This was so. Thank you very much. But you have a lovely voice. Why don't you sing a nice song? Can you teach me quickly if I want to sing? Can I? Can you teach me Sa Re Ga Ma Dha? I teach it in Do Re Mi. Do. Sa Re [Singing] Ga. Ma Pa. Don't say Ma, you. [Laughter] Don't say Ma, you, brother. [Applause] You really have a good voice. That's thank you. Basic. You said you just moved to Bombay? No, I am trying to move to Bombay. Oh, you haven't moved yet? So where are you from? I am from Delhi. Okay. You must have sung there. Who told you you can go to Mumbai? [Laughter] You have to go to Mumbai. Okay, you have to go. You have to go. Have you written anything about Assam? Assam? I haven't written about anything. Will something come about Assam? Guwahati? No. No. Sorry. What's your favorite state? Man, Alia. State of silence now. Alia, what happened, man? I was thinking. Hey, thinking. Which is your favorite state? We have our favorite state? Not who is the president of India? [Cheering] [Applause] She's asking who is it now? [Laughter] Hey, but do you actually know Droupadi Murmu? [Cheering] She gave me my National Award. Yeah. Oh, wow. That's great. Can you remove the FIR from her? Ours, one. [Laughter] I did something very interesting. Is that you have a sunflower tattoo on your body and it's facing towards you because you believe that I am my own sunshine? Yes, because when you are everybody's cheerleader, then you have no cheerleader for yourself. That's really nice. Do you have any tattoos? I do, but it's faded. What is this? A tattoo won't show on the mic. Put the mic on. [Laughter] What? Oh, she just came with the President's name. [Laughter] She forgot everything else. Your favorite book is The Alchemist. Yes. Oh, you guys are avid readers, meaning? Yeah. Kind of. I was being sarcastic. He has read The Alchemist there in the back. Have you read The Alchemist? [Laughter] [Cheering] [Applause] [Cheering] Do you know how he read The Alchemist? How? On his AI Plus Nova phone. Which is the best phone. It has a backlit panel, and if you win today, you can get this brand new AI Plus phone. Thank you. I love it. What is this? Nobody is motivated now. [Laughter] It's a great phone, man. Come on. Is it good? Yes, it's a very good phone. You have a great smile, man. Thank you. Which toothpaste do you use? Colgate. Give that to Sunil Par House. [Laughter] Didn't you see him on Kapil Sharma's show just now? Oh, you all watch it. You have a lot of time, that's why Alpha is getting delayed. [Laughter] [Cheering] Everyone else has time to go out, do photoshoots, release one movie in three years, man. It's coming, it's coming. But I am very excited for the movie. Man, what is it about? We are not here to promote Alpha. So take off the cap then. [Laughter] No. [Cheering] [Applause] She's telling about personality. Yeah, you know that's a good one. You get me, girl. Good one. Yeah. What happened, man? Something happened just now. Girl, everything in English, I didn't understand. [Laughter] Did you only teach math? Did you not talk to anyone in class? A B C X Y Z. [Laughter] You taught math, so you told her this is mental math. I know these kids don't do this. What are you doing? They are not memes, they are mental, man. [Laughter] And another Punjabi kid says like this. [Laughter] That's Balraj's son. [Applause] Dad, how many months has it been since you came home? [Laughter] [Laughter] So Suhasini ji, you, how long are you here in Mumbai? I am here for five to seven days. Five to seven days. And then you will go? I am trying to figure out if I can get a flat here. In five to seven days, man. The effort is ongoing, let's see. How will you get one in five days, man? Do you have a broker, man? Yes, give me the number, man. If there is any, any Marathi broker, it's very difficult, man. Below ₹50,000, you won't even get a bathroom. ₹50, ₹50,000 you will get in Malad or somewhere. No, but if you want something below ₹50,000, then you have to buy the AI Plus Nova phone. Very cheap, very cheap. Only ₹12,000. It's doing very well. Right? It's very cheap, brother. And if there's something even cheaper, that's Flipkart Minutes here. Is the most cheapest, and don't get me wrong. Cheapest. The cheapest. The cheapest way you can order your food, groceries, anything. And the quickest, of course. But the cheapest also. Cheap is the cheapest. It's really cheap. So, Suhasini ji, music joke for you. I hope you like your music. You find a flat. Come on, nice. I will give ₹1 lakh to Alia. Explain it to her, brother. Give it to me. [Laughter] Dad reminds me. A flat is a no. Dad actually reminds me that for the Season Two of Latent, we have decided to do something very nice, very charitable. We have the badges here, Salaam Bombay badges. So, all of you who are watching at home, you can, the link is in the description as well as we will put a QR code below for like some time here. So you can donate. It will be going to a good cause to help slum kids reach their dreams and hopefully make the world a more equal place for them. So for Salaam Bombay, this episode, all [Cheering] the super chat. Okay, then. So now Suhasini ji, genuinely, you had a great voice. Hopefully, you get a flat. You get everything that you want. And in five days, let's see. So it's time to score Suhasini now. Okay, so for your singing, I give you 10. But you are writing, I minus three. Okay. So I give you my score to you is seven. Alia gave eight. Yeah, I think you have a beautiful voice and you must continue singing and you must continue imitating all that sunshine. Oh, still, she gets hate, man. [ __ ] How unfair the world is. Even for this, Alia Bhatt will be cursed in the comments. [Laughter] Okay, Sharvari ji. Sharvari ji also gave eight. Solanki, eight. Six, six. We, you sing a song. Two times one is two. [Laughter] Okay. And Balraj ji. So please don't ever lose that hope. I have given you 7.5. Please keep going. 7.5 by Shankar Mahadevan. [Laughter] So that makes you average. [Laughter] No. [Cheering] So, not, of course, no, of course not. You are below average. [Laughter] So that makes your average. Seven. I think the flat has arrived. Yes. Two numbers less than that. It's going to be nice. No, but you are very, very good, man. Thank you, thank you so much for coming out, Suhasini ji. Can we have a louder Suhasini? Suhasini. [Cheering] [Applause] Come on, come on. Suhasini ji, don't be disheartened. You get Avtar Protein from us because you have five days to find a flat. You need some energy. Please take this. Actually, take this one. Okay. I liked this one. Unless you want this. Oh, still, Alia will be cursed, you see. [Laughter] Thank you so much, man. You are so sweet, man, Suhasini ji. So make some noise for Sukrit Deo. Poetry, shayari, and humor. Let's see. If you call from the heart, we [Singing] come running. Oh, start from there. [Laughter] If you call from the heart, we come running. We are not the unfaithful ones who break everyone's heart. This Mahesh is coming. [Cheering] [Laughter] Samay bhai, I love you. I love you too. Love means affection. I loved the word love so much because she was so beautiful that there was sweetness on her lips. She was so beautiful that there was sweetness on her lips. If I could get her company, the whole world was worthless. What a thing. What a thing. Kajal in her eyes, Kajal in her eyes, rose on her lips. Her intoxication was such that every wine seemed bland. I fell in love with her, I fell in love with her, every moment, every second. She also fell in love with me, friends. Our luck shone. I remember. I remember every corner, lane, and neighborhood that I measured in pursuit of her. I remember every corner, lane, and neighborhood that I measured in pursuit of her. She turned out to be a big cheat, she really fooled me. Brother, are you really not drunk, brother? [Laughter] You deserve better. Time is up. Time is up, brother. We have to see. We cannot continue. Your time is up, man. Okay. Okay. Man, one second. What is this sir's job? He said, smell it once and tell me. [Laughter] What is this way? Did you drink it? Oh, man, to find out if you drank it or not, man. Genuinely. You are acting, right? Yes. Okay. [Laughter] Too cute. I won. If you thought I really drank. Sharvari ji, are you watching? What good acting is. [Laughter] [Cheering] Man, you both, you both are seasoned actors. Will you rate their acting out of 10? The one he is doing now. No, he is too good. Like we are just like looking. He is not breaking the character. He is answering in between. It's actually incredible. He hasn't broken the character at all. He hasn't broken it at all. And he started from there, after seeing our score. He is actually sitting without drinking. [Laughter] Sukrit Deo, where are you from? I am from Maharashtra. Meaning, Ambernath, it's around here. Kalyan, near Kalyan. Have you done any movies? Any short films? I haven't done movies. I have done small roles in Marathi serials. Oh wow. And I do Marathi theater. It's been 8 years for me in theater. Oh. [Cheering] [Applause] He is saying such good things, and it's written here, "I get horny, I watch porn, masturbation." What is this? So, you have to write that. Last time, if you didn't write, I wouldn't have come. [Cheering] [Applause] [Cheering] Bad luck. That fit rail. [Cheering] [Applause] He's saying, "I know your worth." [Laughter] What he writes. It's not like that. I respect all of you. [Laughter] It was fun, man. Wow, man, wow. [Cheering] [Applause] Okay, you wrote, "I could not control my feelings for Samay and Bhuvan." So it's correct. It is right because whenever the person who entertained me or made me laugh is in trouble, I genuinely feel bad. It happened with Bhuvan bhai in between too. His parents passed away in between. So, I swear, I DM'd him on Instagram, but he didn't reply. That's a different matter, but I did my part. I felt like talking to him. What a thing. [Applause] And when Samay sir's first Latent bundle came, I felt very bad. Truly. That's why I cried then. But later, I was also happy when you made a comeback, Bhuvan bhai's Taja Khabar came, and Dhindora came, and when your special came, that day I had two quarters of cheer. [Cheering] Man, we drank until 2 AM that night. You know what? Where is my? Where is my phone? It's down. Yours was this one, right? The AI one. [Laughter] [Cheering] Today, I will drink until 2 AM. You see. [Laughter] I have a phone that I am going to upgrade to AI Plus right now. It has only... I want to do a call of you and of my. Yeah, why not? We are fine. Fine. Thank you, brother. Thank you so much. Hey, brother, love you, man. Okay. Hello, Bhuvan bhai. Brother, your face is not visible. What have you become? Brother, I am shooting Dhindora Two. [Cheering] [Applause] This will work, right? If it leaks, it will work. It will work, brother. Brother, I am so happy you are back. I am so happy that you are also coming up with Season Two. Season Two is coming for everyone this time, brother. Once, loud applause for Flora also. [Cheering] [Applause] I love you so much, brother. Where are you now? Love you, brother. Brother, I am right here in Mumbai. Okay, take care. See you soon. Take care. Bye. [Laughter] So, man, time to... Oh, shit, shit, shit. Oh. [Laughter] Shit, shit, shit, shit. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I forgot the main one. The main one.
Oh shit shit shit man [laughter] Bhuvan bhai Bhuvan bhai you are one thing I forgot to mention for which I called, you will come on Latent this season [laughter] 102% Let's go [cheering] I love you so much man, take care of yourself. I will see you on Latent soon. Okay. Take care, no but before, of course, jokes apart, a contestant has come here. He is a very very very emotional fan of you and he wants to say something to you. Bhuvan bhai, love you. Okay, okay, I am still your old fan. Upload new videos quickly. Man, the voice got cut. Sorry. Come closer and talk, man. Bhuvan bhai. I still watch your old episodes and I am showing the good clean comedy ones to my mom too. I am eagerly waiting for your episodes. Upload a new episode soon, or if you are searching, then upload it. Upload something, man. I am very eager to watch your fresh episode. It came very soon. Yes man, thank you man. It came very soon, man. And sometimes check your DMs too, man. [laughter] [cheering] [applause] Very good [cheering] Man. Very good. He is opening the diary. See what is this? Before coming here, I auditioned for Latent two-three times. But unfortunately, I was not selected. So, can I perform something that I wrote two minutes ago? Yes, do it, man. Do it, I am an artist. I change faces but not my identity. I live the lives of characters but not my own. I definitely shine in the spotlight of the stage, but I definitely go through darkness for that shine. The dream is to buy this world, but there is not a single penny in my pocket. The dream is to buy this world, but there is not a single penny in my pocket. To always remain connected to the stage. This is not a small thing either. I have lost everywhere. Still, the stumbles are not less. I have lost everywhere. Still, the stumbles are not less. God does not have the power to snatch away the hope of an artist who has won. [cheering] [applause] What a guy? I love you so much. Supredeev bhai. What a guy? But all your characters are drunkards. No, it's not like that. I have played many characters. Another one, another character? I am also asking the same. Next time select and next time you will meet us a little. You will become so popular now, man. 100% you are going to go viral. Thank you so much, ma'am. [laughter] I am Sharma, but you know Sharvari ji also had a similar story. She was an assistant director first. Oh, I thought he was saying baby. [laughter] No, he says she can't even stand straight, man. [laughter] No, no, no. My name is Sharvari. I have been for four years, right Shar ji? You have also seen your fair share of struggle in this industry. Yes, yes. So, what advice do you have for this guy here? Honestly, I am inspired by you. Genuinely. I hope that you win. And I am really inspired. What you have written. Thank you. Thank you. And actually, I will also work harder on my work for you. Very, very good, very good. What a thing. All right. It's time to score Sukrut Dev. Yes. So I have given you a 10 on 10, my brother. Thank you. [cheering] Alia Alia ji has also given you 10. Ji has given 10, 10 Solanki 10, man 10. Don't do this, my average [laughter] is speaking, man. What, what, from the heart, it's 10 on 10, man. From the heart, it's 10. I just created the atmosphere, that's enough. Whatever runs will run. Your average is 10. And assuming you gave yourself less. Come on, man. Oh man, there is poverty in theater again, man. No, man, this is very good. Why did you give art? How talented you are? This is the first time I've done this, so how much do you want? So man, if you don't mind, can we see the real Sukrudeav? Yes. I am saying, next time, if you say so. Next time, will you do a character? If it says cut, then cut. Cut, that happens in cinema, right? This is also a kind of cinema. Cut. Hi, this is Sukrudeav. [cheering] [applause] You are fantastic, man. Fantastic. Very well done. Oh man, oh, what happened? Wow, man. [applause] Why are you crying? Just so that we can share your feelings with us. Why are you crying? Why are you crying? He didn't get 1 lakh. [laughter] If there was a wish that one day a huge crowd would perform, and the character and acting would be appreciated. Oh man, man. [cheering] [applause] There is a lack. [applause] [cheering] Man, look a little towards the center camera, or we will get a little close-up. [laughter] Look, man, like Alia, change our score and put it at eight, eight, eight, eight for him. Just send UPI directly. No. [laughter] [cheering] You know what, as I will do something differently today from before, that I will give you an option to win one of the best phones in the world. [laughter] Look at this, AI plus phone, I want it, man. How big is your heart, man? Where is the phone? Oh. [cheering] [applause] Okay, can we have the hamper, please? Man, let's go, man. [cheering] [applause] No, and I feel that you have come on India's Got Latent, everybody knows how the whole world is going to be seeing this. So I think the next time we see you, you are going to be a huge star. Maybe you won't take a photo with us, but we can take a photo together on the phone now. Let's go. This is called brand integration. What a thing. [cheering] [applause] What a thing. Man. The phone is not turning on. Take your phone. Oh, it's an iPhone, hide it. [laughter] Let's all take a selfie together. Let's go. Let's take a selfie. Three, two, one, smile. [cheering] Make some noise for the next Gajendra Puri. [cheering] [applause] I am from Rajasthan and I am talking to girls in Bombay, so I am finding out that all the girls in Mumbai are animal lovers. [laughter] And as soon as I tell them that I am also an animal lover, I also have 30 buffaloes at home, they immediately stop talking to me. There is some hypocrisy I am seeing in society regarding animal love. That in animal love too, everyone wants aesthetic value. Everyone wants to keep dogs and cats. No one wants to keep buffaloes. [laughter] Although, look, a buffalo is a much better pet. Because what do you look for in a pet? Personality. A buffalo's personality is personal. It has a whole personality. What personality does a dog have? Give a dog a little song. It follows you around all day. A buffalo, on the other hand. No matter how much you honk. [laughter] It doesn't move, man. A buffalo remains in attitude. If it feels like it, it will tell you. [applause] [cheering] [applause] [cheering] What a thing, man. Thank you, thank you. Gajendra Puri bhai, what a guy, amazing, man. How are you all? Oh, we will start. Don't worry. [laughter] Just because you paused doesn't mean, man. So you said you are from Rajasthan? Yes. Where in Rajasthan? Uh, Bali. Oh, that's why it says I grew up in Bali. Not that one. Yeah, oh! And here it says I learned about women's issues from watching Balika Vadhu. Can you elaborate? Have you all seen that show? Yeah, a little bit. You all have seen it. I saw it in childhood. So I saw an episode that is still in my mind. What happens in that episode? The grandmother of the house throws all the pickles out of the house because Anandi touched her. Okay. And Anandi is having her periods. So I saw that episode. I was a child, so I was confused and I thought, Anandi is having periods, so why is the grandmother having PMS? And here it says, I was a salesman in a cloth shop at the age of 13. Yeah, I worked in my brother's shop actually. I came to Bombay for the first time. I didn't have a job, but I wanted to like work in business. I want to build some business. 13? You started working. Yeah, I have a Marwari mind, you know. So it's clearly handled by Madhus. But man, were you good at sales? Yeah, I worked in sales for a month during Diwali, and I am selling clothes very well. Let me show you by selling one ticket of Solanki. [laughter] [cheering] Yeah, sell this Avatar's protein. Although you don't have to sell it. Amazing already. Look, there are more flavors. But let's say you have to sell it. Who are you selling it to? Someone, sell it to Sharvari. Sharvari ji, do you exercise? Yes. So what do you do for protein? I eat food that is protein-rich. Oh, so you have to eat a lot, right? Yes, you will get 10 grams of protein in less. But don't take it now, please. Don't buy it. Why? Why? Then how will you benefit? No, my benefit is that if I talk about this, a brand deal will come, so I won't be cut from the show. [laughter] [cheering] [applause] So, will you take this? Okay, so that will also become a photo. And if I say that I am with some other brand, and this will definitely be cut, then then then Avatar's will be cut and [laughter] [cheering] [applause] But it's very good because look, you did Munjya. Yes. You got to play some kind of avatar there? Yes. You will find your new avatar for the next movie. I will take it and I will do a photo of [cheering] because some people have watched my film. Yeah, yeah, actually give me all of them. I saw it in the theaters. Thank you. And I was one of the two people there. [cheering] [applause] All right. Thank you so much, Gajendra bhai. Thank you so much. Thank you for having me. [applause] Gajendra bhai, Gajendra bhai, one minute, need to score. What happened to the points? Man, it's a habit to do it and leave. [laughter] So Gajendra bhai, I really liked you. I am going to give you a nine. [applause] 9.5 by Alia ji. Sharvari ji gave 10 on 10. [applause] Nine, nine by Ashish Solanki. Nine, nine by Dev Shapel. [laughter] Decide, man. So that makes your average 9.5. He wrote less. He wrote less. Come on, man. Come on, come on, come on. No, he must have written eight. No, no, why did Sharvari give 10? Oh, this is all Sharvari's mistake, man. [laughter] Please, take your protein back. [laughter] Shame, man. You watched Munjya wrong, man. [laughter] The ghost of Munjya is still hovering over my head. I have suffered losses twice after watching Munjya. [laughter] [cheering] All right. Now next we have Donald Trump from USA. Give it up for Donald Trump. Viveka Mun. [laughter] [applause] All right, all right. Namaste India. It's nice to meet you guys. I know you mean right now. Sharabi. [applause] Ashish Solanki, Solanki, not lucky at all. Weekend Balraj, disgusting name. Disgust. We have CIA. He is CIA. I am here in India to, uh, give out the real reason to be here is to give out this, uh, free H1. We see you people. [cheering] So if I like your question, I am going to give you free H1. And what else do you want from me? [laughter] Oil, you want oil? Come to the island, my friend. There is a lot of oil. [cheering] [applause] Oh. [applause] Is it time? Hell, I am done. All. [groaning] [screaming] Right, that's Trump. [applause] So Donald Trump, how did you? [laughter] You already have a mic. Give it to me. I don't know what you said. [laughter] So much unemployment in this country. Three people. [cheering] You are always taking from the minorities. Well, who else to take it from? [laughter] Can take it from the rich guys. They are my friends. [applause] [cheering] So Trump, why you, why you are starting so many wars and [ __ ] the stock market and killing people? Firstly, if you don't know English, it's all right. Don't be. [cheering] [applause] [cheering] [applause] So scared, so scared, disgusting. [laughter] But I just, the word we were playing Counter-Strike, when the other team ran, I told them to bomb Iran. Then bomb Iran. What do I do? [laughter] It's here. [laughter] I am just glad you don't have that other guy. What is it? Ranbir Barbadi. [laughter] He caps me out. We from the island. Not your nice guys. [laughter] [cheering] [applause] Barbadiwar. [laughter] You too, India. Give to H1 because I know upset Gokhan. [laughter] Somebody give a script director. [cheering] [applause] [cheering] [applause] Guest, oh my god. Samay bhai, I am done. [laughter] So good, that's what she said. [cheering] [cheering] [applause] [cheering] [applause] God, uff. [deep sigh] Doll and Donald's. No, it's all right. A lot of Indians call me Doll, and it's true. So. [cheering] I like it. I like it. Sharvari, please speak to Mr. Trump. Hello. I didn't understand. This is? Don't be scared. Take it easy. [laughter] Should I speak in Hindi? Do you understand Hindi as well? Can you speak a little bit of Hindi? Yeah, let's actually let's converse in Hindi. How about that? I know a little few Hindi songs. Okay, can you sing a Hindi song for us? All right, this one goes out to my great friend about Gang. [laughter] I heard a lot of the fake gat, yeah, they dance a lot in New York City and they have their favorite song. I am going to sing that for you. Not, not any other way. I don't want. Yeah, good is. [laughter] A fake gentleman, fake gentleman. This song is, Yaari main tujhe, I am your ear. My favorite part. [screaming] [cheering] So many. Stop calling Samay like that, okay? Don't show. I don't like it when we get empowered. [cheering] [applause] Guest, oh, why are you throwing brands? [laughter] Donald Trump, who is your favorite world leader? Me. Why does there have to be anybody? This is me. About me. The best you will ever see anywhere. [laughter] Can we have a stunt director in the house? [cheering] Oh my god. Oh my god. [applause] [cheering] He is too good, man. When he breaks character and waits for the auto downstairs. [laughter] Hey brother, take him then. Then it will be fun to watch him. Wow, man. Yeah, you have written, I am a protein paglu glu. And love alternate sources of protein like Bhujia, Chola, Bhatura, egg wala cake. Yeah, okay. So as Donald Trump, can you explain this to us? Protein isn't from muscle growth. [laughter] Brother, Don, Don, help brother out. So, you can have this protein wafer. It looks delicious. I can't wait to get my hands on it. And whatever it's called, it looks tasty. It's called Avatar. Like the blue guys, yeah. [laughter] Try it. Should we, should we make you try this? I don't know if you like it because it has no oil. [cheering] As long as I am putting it in my mouth. [cheering] [applause] Now we know who the real guest is. [cheering] Is the camera on? Yeah, it's tasty. [laughter] It's amazing. Yeah, my only mission from here on is to make America great again and make. [cheering] Man, how funny would it be if he doesn't get a US visa? [laughter] Like this gear, I am still going to give you a visa. Okay, two of you, yeah, please. Yeah. [laughter] You H1. [laughter] One way, reason for Pushpak travel, non-AC bus. [laughter] Oh god, welcome. How long, Trump, until this war continues? I thought you stopped. How long? [laughter] I don't know, man. I have no idea. I just tell them like, say, playing Counter-Strike, and then they, sorry, sorry. Another question. Just curious. And this has nothing to do with politics, of course. Are you bald? How dare you say that? [laughter] This is my real hair. Show it. [cheering] It's my real hair, man. [cheering] [applause] Wow, do I get it back here? It's all real. Thank you. Thank you. Beautiful, so beautiful. Suddenly we have Vin Diesel under this cap. [laughter] This, sorry, Jason Statham. Thank you. Vin, ethanol. [laughter] Thank you for cracking jokes. Everybody's going to justify their salary, man. [cheering] [applause] It's too good. He is too good. I am going to need somebody to put this back on. Yeah. [laughter] He is trying to snatch it from behind. I will also put it on. [laughter] Thank you. Thank you. He is a gentleman. Oh my god. Yeah, he is good. Yeah, it smells good. [laughter] Why are you touching me, Alia? Why are you not speaking to him, man? I am just stumped again by how in character he is. So I am just enjoying it. Yeah, she thinks too much about being in character, not you. I like you, you are a good actress. Fatty, fatty. [laughter] [cheering] He has to go to Malad anyway, right? I don't know anything. Loud applause for Donald Trump and what a [ __ ] guy. What a guy. I have no words for this guy. It's [cheering] time to score Donald Trump. Balraj bhai, brother, it's a 10 on 10 for me. Let's go. You are too good. 100%, 10 on 10. Thank you. Sharvari? Minus 9.5. What? Okay. 10 from Alia. Oh, yeah. And I want to explain myself because I was actually feeling like intimidated and like I was face-palming and getting really awkward and stressed. So that's like that's a fabulous. Women around me. It's all right. [laughter] No, that means you like, you did a fabulous job. So congratulations. Thank you. [applause] And of course, I also give you a 10 on a 10, my brother. And that makes your average 10. All right. Given myself the highest score I can, which is 10. [cheering] [applause] [cheering] [applause] [applause] [cheering] Thank you. What is this? [applause] What is this? Oh, whatever you go for it. Man, what, what is this gift for him? Yeah, you give it. No, you give. No. Please, please give it, please give it. Sh? Oh, no, man. She scripted out. That's all right. I like it. No, this is a, this is a t-shirt. I mean, I can see that. Thank you. [laughter] Maybe that's why I am feeling shy. Just, I mean, just whatever. Wear it if you want. Don't wear it. But it's for my upcoming movie. All right, that's nice. Born. [cheering] It says Born Alpha, Alpha, Alpha. But what do we have? Beta. [cheering] So nice. So funny. Oh my god. So funny. Make some [cheering] [ __ ] noise. Oh, a guy. Makes Alia Bhatt, Sharvari. [cheering] Balraj, Ashi Solanki. That was India Gole. [cheering] [applause] So before you go, we have a gift for you. You know, you can take any of these phones. They are all AI plus phones. Are they made in China? Thank you. In fact, they are actually made in India. All right, I am going to put some tears on them. There. [cheering] Wow, man. Wow, man. [music] You said you have two elder brothers. No, two brothers, but they are younger than me. So you fight with them the most. No, they used to fight when they were kids. What do you do, man? You are not doing anything. Yeah, what do you do? But are you doing any internship or something? No. Okay, I can answer for. [laughter] [cheering] Man, and if she wins, no. [laughter] I will break all this today. My luck is not that good. [laughter] I know there is no eclipse in your speech, man. [laughter] Do you think of something good? Is there anything positive in your mind? No, Samiksha ji, man. Do you have any talent? Absolutely not. [laughter] No. So why did you drag me here? You called me, so what can I do? Why did you come? Okay, so what would you like to say to Samay? You met him. Nothing. Man, this is a walking weight, man. Pull it, man. My blood pressure is increasing, man. Take BP medicine. [laughter] [cheering] [applause] They said something. What do you think is the biggest issue faced by youth today? Emotionally, everyone is struggling, but on Instagram, they are posting "living my best life." Do you agree with this? Yes. Your Instagram? Yes. [cheering] Wow, I just heard a "yes." Man, make him say yes. [ __ ] Is that your Instagram? Yes. [cheering] Let's see, let's see. Let's try. Have you seen Munjya? No. [cheering] [applause] Will you watch Munjya? No. [cheering] Do you find Samay Rana and Ashish cute? No. No. [cheering] We have won then. [laughter] Do you, do you post photos on Instagram? Instagram? Yes. Do you post photos? Yes. We post videos, not photos. If you were a big heroine, she would say yes. [laughter] No one can bring her. What was your last caption? No means no. [laughter] [applause] Samiksha ji, I am just having fun with you. I hope you don't feel bad. No, not at all. You don't feel bad. Man, she is very strong, man. Five interesting and fun things about you. You have to explain. Number one, you peed in Shah Rukh Khan's hands. How old were you? You asked something good. Okay. So Dad, my father, was already working in the film industry. He danced with me in his arms. And after that, when Shah Rukh sir took me in his arms, I must have been three or four months old. You must have gotten nervous. Yes, Shah Rukh sir said, I didn't understand and did it. Okay. But the interesting thing is, point number two. [laughter] Used Deepika Padukone's vanity van's washroom. Your bladder control. Man, what do girls like most in a boy? Money. Who said that? A poor man. [laughter] [applause] Sharvari ji, what are three things you want to do before you die? One is to have a hit. [laughter] Is to have a hit, one is to hit you. [laughter] And second is to never get hit on by you. [cheering] [applause] Wow. [cheering] Man, Sharvari's first viral reel. [applause] [laughter] Wow, oh man. Alia, as a person who has achieved everything, let me tell you this. [laughter] No, no, please tell me. No, I have to. As a person who has achieved so many things. What do you look forward to in life? The end of the show. [laughter] You should do that. I want to go home. [laughter] What's the scene? There is life in your walk. There is life in my clothes, everyone's eyes are on my clothes. There was a girl crazy in love with Ballu. She used to talk to Ballu and love everyone. I met Ballu and told him to understand the matter. And told him, don't listen to Ballu. Big and flashy girls like these come to Jabalpur city, but Ballu didn't listen. He did everything in love that you do. You pass by the street daily, so sometimes you call, sometimes you fall at his feet, and if it doesn't work out, then you get married. But our Ballu [ __ ] drank water from every well. He went through everything that shouldn't have happened. I had already told you, Jabalpur and big flashy girls like these. [cheering] So you met him doing this in the neighborhood and you said, together, we actually, where I sit, at the paan stall, all the young guys come there, so they smoke cigarettes, smoke marijuana. Oh, so he also smokes cigarettes there, so give him two slaps. [laughter] Man, he didn't even want to tell that. His family will see. Man, why are you blushing? You heard your rap? [laughter] Okay, genuine question, why did you find it rubbish? Just for my knowledge. No, I said that jokingly. It was good. Oh, don't stress, your opinion is correct. It was a copy of Nine Miles. That's why. Oh, you mean Nine Miles? Miles. 8 Miles, man. [laughter] [cheering] I watched it after going so far. [laughter] Your attitude is just amazing. Thank you, ma'am. [laughter] Speak in Hindi. I don't understand a bit. Ajay ji, try it. Try. Try the Hindi one. Please. Your attitude is very good. Thank you, ma'am. It's very great. Thank you. Number one. Thank you, ma'am. Come on, one tie. [laughter] Now these two will smoke marijuana in the same neighborhood. [cheering] [applause] [laughter] I think we should all dance together once. Oh ho, please. I don't know how to do it. Come on, come on, any song. Play their song. What's the scene? There is life in your eyes. There is life in my clothes. You move your head. [cheering] [cheering] Ho.