Things Your Father Should Have Taught YOU | Grown Damn Man Training 💯 ©

What's going on? What's going on? What is going on? Yeah, baby, yeah! All right, let's get it. Shout out to the CIA, one love, FBI. You see the title of the stream: "Grown Damn Man Training." Playtime is over! That's right, playtime is over. What do I mean by that? Let me use one of my homeboys' sayings: "Nerve of you [ __ ]!"

I have been on YouTube for several years, making hundreds of videos, watching, teaching, trying to get you guys on the on that grown damn man path. And you know what? Some of you brothers have actually, some of you guys have actually taken the, uh, taking the advice. But I gotta admit, I'm feeling some kind of way about a hangout C Boogie did the other day. And he's talking about distant basic damn hygiene, and I saw 300 plus dudes in there not knowing what the hell was going on. And I'm like, "What the what?" I'm pissed! I am pissed that you jabronis, you, you fools! [Laughter]

It's like I got teenage boys, so I'm about to have to do some grown damn man training because, man, real talk, if you don't know how to groom yourself, take care of yourself, don't you need, you'll need to be on YouTube talking about nothing about a woman, nothing about a woman, nothing about female nature. Nothing! You [ __ ] still sleeping in socks? You fools still sleeping in socks? Yeah, that kind of [ __ ]! If you, that's one of your dudes, man, any, any success you've had with a woman has just been purely by that chick granting you some pity [ __ ]. That's the truth, because they don't want dudes like you. They'll take you in a pinch, but they want grown damn men.

What I mean by "grown damn man?" I mean men that hold themselves, carry themselves like men, you know? And that's all the way around the board, you know? What things that I find, it's kind of funny, it's a sum of you can't, some cats, they really think they know, but they don't know. So when they get on the panels or get in chat rooms, you can really, they really start telling on themselves. Just like, really, like there was a conversation about like Axe body spray. Then one of these dudes actually came in, saying, "What's wrong with Axe body spray?" Ninja, if you a grown damn man talking about, "What's wrong with Axe body spray?" The nerve of you [ __ ]! Huh? What's wrong with Axe body spray? We got damn things wrong with Axe body spray! You're a grown goddamn man, act like one, dress like one, groom like one.

So, I'm about to get into it. Forty people watching, first, hit the damn like button and show some loving extreme chat. That's what you do, that's what you do right there. You show some love, 'cause if you got any questions, it's the time to ask your big brother. I'm a teach you some [ __ ] that your daddy should've taught you. But if you like most of us, mama, what man do your daddy? So who taught you this [ __ ]? Nobody! You didn't learn how to do any of this stuff, and a lot of you guys were too preoccupied with [ __ ] to even worry about it.

So what does that mean? Got a lot of grown men out here still carrying themselves like boys, hygiene like boys, grooming like boys, and want man-sized results. So I'll tell you first off, first and foremost, nerve of you [ __ ]! Women want men, women want sexy men, women want masculine men, women want men that other women want. No, I'm actually putting my bar stool up. Don't get a better angle. I can teach from a superior position.

All right, what you do is need to understand is, double one, any [ __ ] coming in here wanting to play games with me today, I'm going to roast the [ __ ] out of you. If you want to come in talking about all men, that's, you know, the kind of stuff he's talking about is lame, we gay, I am going to roast the [ __ ] out of you. Make a gay comment because it's you, is this the dudes to come in doing that kind of [ __ ]? But he's actually ass elbow skidmark in the drawers. Dudes that [ __ ] they get mad becomes a pretty sweet, smooth, a pretty smooth [ __ ] like myself come along and upgrade his [ __ ]. That's what happens. These suckers get mad because when the real man come along and upgrade on his [ __ ]. Let's get really, let's get with it. You know what? Playtime is over. Playtime's over. Playtime is over. All right, [ __ ]!

The reason you can't get any quality ass, the reason you can't keep up, is the reason you can't hold a woman, the reason you can't knock a [ __ ], it's 'cause you don't look like a goddamn man. You look like a [ __ ] child. You carry yourself like a [ __ ] child. You do child [ __ ]. I look at some of you dudes' profile pictures and I laugh. If you got a shirtless profile picture, put on a goddamn shirt! Nobody want to see your cuts [ __ ] better. They actually do this masculine silhouette.

Let's start from the bottom. Note: get some damn shoes, [ __ ]! You need six shoes, and I've made four videos telling your punk ass what six shoes you need. If you don't want to go invest money in your shoes and your footwear, you want to walk around with run-over tennis shoes and beat-up dress shoes, [ __ ] deal with the, contin, deal with the outcome. Deal with these trash [ __ ] that you get. That's right, I said it! Deal with these trash [ __ ]! You get a woman that will [ __ ] man, a woman that will [ __ ] man with run-over shoes, dusty ass shoes, and a [ __ ] I want to deal with. See, us, you equate the fact 'cause you can get out here and get some stanky ass, you know, lower level [ __ ], you equate that and it's like you win it. No, you ain't winning! You ain't winning, [ __ ]! It's not winning if you [ __ ] a [ __ ], if you [ __ ] a vampire, you [ __ ] won these dry cleaning [ __ ] nine to five, in by nine, out by five. I said on the other stream, give yourself to get the goddamn daylight. Get a daywalker [ __ ], get a [ __ ] that you can walk around with and in front of everyone. Everybody be like, "Damn, Jermaine came to him. That Jermaine is the man, he came up." See why you guys can't pull these kind of chicks? Because these chicks require something of you.

If you don't know how to take care, let's talk about your shoes. Your shoes that are fun to talk about. The shoes get [ __ ] grown goddamn man shoe. That's a boot, it's ostrich. Do you know how to shine a shoe? This is why so many of you dudes should have gone to the military. At least in the military, they would have made you actually learn how to take care of yourself. Grooming is important in the military, that's why I recommend so many guys go to. Nothing. Well, do you know how to shine a shoe? If you don't, the nerve of you [ __ ]! There are plenty of videos out on how YouTube. I got videos out here, know how to shine shoes. I see some of you guys' shoes and I'm like, "Damn, your shoes just need to be shined." If you think, if a woman can look at your shoes and anticipate what your drawers look like, what your house look like, you don't see a man with well-kept, well, well-kept and clean shoes who has bad hygiene and grooming. It matters. Woman's sense of smell is anywhere from three to seven times more into, more sensitive than a man. They look at this stuff. You may not think it's important, but here's the thing: you ain't [ __ ] you. So I don't care what you think. I don't give a damn if you don't like what I'm saying. The fact that I matter is, you need to know this [ __ ]. I'm switching out glasses because I wanna see which ones I want to teach you in. All these might be it. I like these, these are great.

So if you don't know how to shine your shoes, learn how to shine the shoes. I have videos on how to shine us. You get, get you some a spray bottle with some water, an old sock, a rag, get you some shoe cream, and then shoe polish to match the color leather you have, and go to work. Clean your damn shoes, put shoe trees in your shoes, take care of your shoes, even your, even your tennis shoes. So you, you jokers will actually go out here and buff up and clean your Jordans and [ __ ] like this. No, no, no! You need to, you need to, you're gonna wear whatever, you need to clean them. Clean your shoes, change your shoelaces, put foot powder in your shoes. Dr. Scholl's. It's coming up on the summertime, you need to have, don't, don't walk around wearing shoes with no socks. You need to have a no-show sock on there. That's right! And then some powder in there. Bottom line, that's what you do.

You only need six shoes: Oxford, a monk strap, a boot, a loafer, a driver, and a sneaker. That's it. And a man only needs six. Everything else is a lifestyle choice. So I don't want to see, and I ain't even really going in on the brain right now. I will say, you know what I say, anything under $150 is cheap because you can't get the parts. But in his thing, a man that takes care of his shoes, shoes a nice, clean, tight, even a spit shine on them. Boom! They got these little quick shine things. Well, you can actually just go buy them for $5.00 a pop, pop, pop, pop, pop across your shoe. So I don't want to hear anything about, you know, I wanna, you know, these women old piece and then sunette when I look at you dusty, busty, crusted ants, dudes. Clean your goddamn shoes! Nerve of you [ __ ]!

Next, move on up the body. Let's talk about, let's talk about, uh, let's talk about keeping your ass clean. Keeping your ass clean! I don't care who sits trying to tell you, man, "I don't want one named shower puffs. I want a manly thing. I just need a soap in a rag." See what I see a lot of times, guys come in here and they wanna, you know, because a guy takes grooming and takes care of his body seriously, [ __ ] you! We ain't bathing with lava soap, okay? You don't need hummus. You ain't out in the [ __ ] mine. You're not up on the car all day. You are in an office environment somewhere. You're not really out here building bridges. So you know what you need? You do need a, a bar of Dove soap, not Ivory, but Dove, because it has body oils in it, and a rag. But you need to get a [ __ ] shower puff that you change out weekly.

And what do you bathe with? You can use Dove body wash, they have one for men. You can use, there's one line that you can use for all your men's products, and it's Jack Black. They got a body wash, they have an all-over body wash, and then they have a turbo body wash. Either one of them works, but I like getting specialized stuff. A special thing, taste something. This is what I've been using here lately. This is from L'Occitane. This is $28, not $25, and it lasts me a month. It has almond oil in it, and dude, this is an all-in-one. Put a little and shop up and clean yourself. Oh my God, life is good! You're not all drying and cracked up and everything else. You come out of the shower and you're feeling good. You know what? Hold on. Oh no, let me, let me do something else, you [ __ ]! All right, yeah, get you a product, find something that works for you. Jack Black is gonna be my general recommendation for everybody who's watching now on the rebroadcast, but you really want to find something that works for you. You don't want to walk out of [ __ ]. You don't want stuff that's gonna take the moisture out of your skin. You need something's gonna leave the moisture in there.

But I talked about the shower puff, you know that, you know what that is. But I mean, you guys got one of these, uh-oh, it's a shower mitt. This is, this knocks off the dead skin, it exfoliates your skin. Hey, man, we're gonna talk about you need to exfoliate, clear up them dead skin cells so they all end up in your bed with bent, so the bedbugs have none. You know what about that? What's happening on your back? You're a Saint Reed Richards. You need to get something to get that back, especially as we get in the summertime, because if you can't, if you can't put your hand on it and apply pressure, you've got places all on your body, on your back, they're just little places where funk, funk and oil just kind of coagulates. And you have to talk about, man, you know what kind of cologne should I put on? Even clean. I shower twice a day, summertime three times. Quick shop, pop out. I like showering. And the thing is, you want to stay clean. So Jack Black body, your body wash is cool. I mean, if you got a question while I'm teaching, man, that's what you do. You want me to answer a question while I'm going, you need to put that in Super Chat. Finn, there's, there's the link for Super Chat right there.

So what she hears, think after you get out of your wash, what you do is, let me tell you a couple of things. One, this is Shea Moisture Daily Hydration with Coconut Oil. This is a great overall body lotion. It's like nine dollars. It's not that cheap and quaint stuff, man. If you got lotion that feels thin and oily, man, this, throw that [ __ ] out! That is whack-whack, whack-whack! You need something that is going to absorb in your skin. The largest organ on your body is the skin, and you take care of it. So if you clean it and exfoliate, you need to moisturize.

I also like using this stuff right here, that same thing is a little skip, this spray oil. I mean, skin oil comes in a spray bottle. You get out of your shower, I like to pat my dryer, pat myself, and then put that oil, a couple of sprays, and there's working into your damp skin. Then after that, moisturize. After that, you moisturize. From there, you are ready to go. You are ready to go.

Now you need, I told you, you need a shower puff, something for your back. You need to exfoliate at least two or three times a week, not every day, every two or three days. But you also need to get one towel that goes to your armpits and your [ __ ]. You need to get a towel and some soap and scrub under your armpits, and then use that same time and apply a nice dose of soap and spend two minutes washing your nuts. So just go one or two passes. Now, [ __ ] wash your nuts, wash up in the crack, wash up under the taint. Yep, you need to do that. And then you need to rinse that motherfucker out, do it again, and wash down the crack of your ass. Yeah, down the crack of your ass. And then you need to actually, yeah, and you need to look at it, and you need to wash until that [ __ ] clean. Then you need to actually point away from the shower, bend over, and let the goddamn water run through there. Yeah, and they could clean your [ __ ]. A woman never lifts your ass, probably 'cause it's got crustaceans in it. The nerve of you [ __ ] man, talking about you wanna [ __ ] abroad to give you a [ __ ] in on, saying you got [ __ ] dingleberries and [ __ ] all up in your [ __ ] and asking me about what to wear, what smells good. [ __ ] ass! Think most you didn't, don't even know how to wipe good. We're gonna get to that.

All right, washing, this is something we not need to talk about. Also, washing your face. [ __ ] washing your face with your hands! I'ma say it again: [ __ ] washing your face, your hands! Especially if you're prone to breakouts and pimples or something. This right here is a Mia shower, or Mia 2, six times more effective than using your hand. Look though, these things used to cost a lot of money. These things around fifty bucks, and you can go use this and use that very same Jack Black or T. Shanley or some daily facial cleanser. Not that bar soap, didn't know [ __ ]! Do not wash your face with the same [ __ ] you put on your body! It is a different kind of skin. You need something different. You need something that's going to be able to be pH balanced and not dry your skin out. Jack Black does the job.

There are two kinds of Jack Black I like. I like this one that actually does, works as a mask, but we're gonna get onto this. Bingo! You apply about a dime-sized portion, and then you actually, this goes on for a minute. Get your T-zone, this is a T, and then you get your cheeks and up around your nose. What I wanted to hell, don't break out. Go back to some of my other videos, especially when I was getting just started my testosterone treatments, I was breaking out like a [ __ ] because my skin wasn't getting clear, clean. I double wash. I wash once, dry, we rinse, wash twice. That's how my skin stays clear. That's how you like how you look so good at 50, 'cause I take care of my skin. Every two days I exfoliate again. That replenishes the skin, that's, loves the way the old skin and allows new stuff to come shining through. All you need is a little, you don't need to scrub that [ __ ] like you, like you trying to get oil out, money, your fingernails. Just relax it. And every four days I actually use this, a power peel. This has glycolic acid in. What this actually does, it's like you see women go to the dermatologist to get a skin peel, do it at home. These aren't as strong, but you actually have you for days, you just the entire face. You don't, you do, you do it before you shave, and it actually, like where your scarring and stuff like that, it actually breaks down those things that allows them to slough away. And this, see this, this and this, this is I, this is for your eyes. Comes in a package for 100 bucks.

See, after you wash your face, if you over 30, you wanna, you start using a serum. Your skin gets old, you wanna start using a serum. This is a protein booster. I wash, rinse, wash again, and then once I clean, I'll actually use my toner. Yep, it's a whole goddamn regiment. You right? You want to be a good looking [ __ ]? You want us, do you want to stay looking good? He won't look like a beat-up truck. Tell me that [ __ ]! [ __ ] do it, because the proof is in the pudding. When you walk outside, the world jump tells you. Don't use cotton balls, you use the little pads, little circular discs, the little own there. This is the best thing, man, because you can wash your face, but then you'll want, and then you run this over there and you'll see that there's still dirt and oil in your pores. That's why you got to take levels. I mean, you're out in the world with sun and ozone and all this other kind of stuff that [ __ ] lands on your face. And then if you put any product on your hair that comes out, you need to let bring this [ __ ] out of your skin so it doesn't sit in there and make pimples and everything else. So wash, rinse, wash, then you apply your daily toner. I do this every day. It's like an astringent without being an astringent. Jack Black has all the one set, so does this company called Murad, M.U.R.A.D. If you're prone to pimples or acne, the acne line is great, but I'm just telling you basic stuff.

Then over 30, you want to apply a serum. Serum goes under. Then what are you gonna do? You have to have a moisturizer. Do not put that damn lotion you have on your body on your goddamn face! This, look how thick this is. You see how thick that is? Look, look, look at how big that is. You see that? That is thick, that's like icing. You don't put that on your face. Then look at that, it is much lighter. It's like that cheap-ass lotion you buy for your body. It's much lighter and it goes a lot further. See, you couldn't put all that on your face. You just need a little bit. Put it on your face and massage it all in. And you don't, and you want to massage it in with the pads of your fingers all across your face and work it in. And you want to do this while it's preferably out of the shower, is still going, I mean, why the room is stillness, the air in the bathroom is still warm. And dude, all this takes me less than 15 minutes 'cause you get good at it. Oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, ooh! Wash, rinse, toner, protein booster, serum, moisturizer. And you want to moisturize here and get under your neck too. Don't, don't just do your face, do your neck so you don't have the turkey neck [ __ ]!

Let me tell you about one of the most important things: eye cream. Under your eye is the most sensitive skin, and a lot of dudes walk around 'cause you liver, do this, trust me. Every age, you need to, you need to be trying to use this. And you, the way you do it is, you apply it on your ring finger. That's as much as you need. Rub it in five, op, op-op, op-op-op. Rub into here. You actually dab it in, you don't rub. See, now I'm gonna tell you that a lot of you guys never learned how to do this. You think I'm innocent, gay [ __ ]? [ __ ]! I'll tell you something, this is what men do and should be doing. Taking care of yourself is not gay. We're gonna make this [ __ ] normal. It's not gay when you go to a nice gym, when these guys, and I got product in toner. So, so many of us think, so many black men in particular, we think the moral rug in a rustic, some shitty, is the more manly. "Ah, I'm not gonna clean. I'm not gonna do [ __ ]. I'm gonna clean my face with, I may use Tide." That's how stronger man, huh? "I'ma wash my face with Dawn dish." You do that, you go ahead and do that. And then we got, and then when you look like who done it, what your face up on the TV, go ahead. So that takes less than 15 minutes, start to finish. Oh, and here's nothing, black people, too. You want to get a moisturizer that has a SPF at least 20, protect you from the sun. Dude, let me tell you, beautiful thing about Jack Black, and you can buy all this [ __ ], you know, one-stop shop thing. Boo! All you got to be like 60 bucks, 70 bucks, they get the other one. You know, that's all good. Then you have it, this should last you three months, those three dollars. Your mileage may vary depending on what you want to do.

So, grab some, the drink. See what's going on in the chatroom. So, aunt, real talk, how many, how many, how many of your fathers, how many people have ever taught you guys how to do it? I mean, guys, how many guys, I mean, you mean that they taught how to do this when they were a boy? Shut, raise your hand. Raise your hand if you were taught how to do this. So now I'ma truly roll my appreciation if you were taught how to do this. Raise your hands, raise your hands, show me one. Texters lab says, "Black soap with vitamins and minerals, hair cream, rinse out while bathing, comfortable underwear, and no more baggy clothes." That's right, man. All right, most guys weren't taught how to do this. We were taught just to go wash. But, but you see your mother in, and if you had sisters, they were in the bathroom forever. We weren't taught to prioritize ourselves.

Let me taste something that, that, uh, your skin moisturizer, your facial moisturizer, it comes in, you can even have some that are tinted. So let's say you like, especially for, for white guys or Asian guys, you know, if you have skin discoloration, it all just kind of works together. See, we're gonna, I am gonna make it cool to be a well-groomed, sexy man. That's my whole point. You don't want to, you don't want to do all the [ __ ] I talked about on my channel if you don't clean your body first, man. Yeah, some guys say, "Learn." Some guys say they learned. All right, let me, let's talk about something else. Let me set, give me a second, guys. I don't date my women my age, I don't have to. I need to date hot women. Gotta take care of myself. They get Preppers shot at Sanger, man, chattering here. This way, this is the wall and this is the detailer doing. Keep your beard at a nice level, keep your lines nice and tight. Clippers, three guards, and a brush on this. 70 bucks, great investment. You know what else you do with this? Shave your [ __ ] nuts!

Time to talk about Big Island twins. It's time to talk about how to keep your dick looking, keeping your balls on fleek. It is springtime, and there is nothing worse than spring and summertime than you [ __ ] out here with swamp crotch and swamp ass. No chick wants to smell your sweaty balls, you know, salty balls. Shave your [ __ ]! Use the, won't, use the lowest guard and keep that [ __ ] clean. Yep, make a design. You don't have to go bald down there, but you need to shave. Put your goddamn glasses on and make sure, and for you, when you start and shave down the shaft of your dick, you want to go against the grain. Well, I do, 'cause my hair long. But you don't want to go completely bald 'cause I don't want you guys getting ingrown hairs and things like that. This is gonna be weird at first, especially if you've never done it, but I'm gonna tell you, when you shave your balls and manscape down there, it is such a relieving feeling. You can just pee. It's not as one sign, it's hot down there. And honestly, women love to service a well-manicured lawn. They do, man. You know, you can decide if you want to, need I say, shave your nuts. You don't want hairs growing everywhere. You can decide the length, but you need to keep it maintained.

Speaking of which, let's get into the big elephant in the room. I mean, you guys know what this is. What's that for? These are Equate flushable wipes. What are these for? What are these for? Equate flushable wipes. So, Maya, raised your hand, tell me what these are for. Wipe your ass, [ __ ]! Stop wiping your ass with paper, with, with toilet tissue. These need to sit right on, right behind your toilet. And after you take a [ __ ], you wipe until the brown is gone. And yes, you also need to put your index finger into your middle finger up and around your bunghole a little bit. Nick, yeah, you need to go, not all, look, not no freaky [ __ ] now. I'm getting on good stupid, but you need to make sure you clean out to where you don't want no [ __ ] dingleberries, man. And you cannot wipe yourself clean enough with toilet tissue because it's not moisturized. We don't have a bidet where you can actually spray that white on your ass, [ __ ]! Leave these in your bathroom. [ __ ] will appreciate it. [ __ ] will appreciate it. Wipe your ass with these and then dry off with paper towel, with no toilet paper. And toilet paper, stop buying that single-ply [ __ ]! Get double-ply, some Charmin, some [ __ ] man. Take care of your [ __ ]! You're gonna have a woman stick, I turned up in it. She might as well with Nairobi quail kept.

For show you something else, as we get into the summer, spring and summertime, invest in these. These are called Dude Wipes. After you do your shower and all the other stuff, and that's your morning routine, but what happens, you at work and you just not feeling fresh? You're just not feeling as clean as you want to. Dude Wipe. This is shower, you know, in a bag. You can wipe your face. I use this on my face often during the spring and summer 'cause I hate a dirty face, man, especially if you have glasses, it gets us all on your [ __ ]. Wipe your face, right behind you is, wipe your neck. Yep, Dude Wipes, Dude Wipes. Keep them for summer at your office, keeping your bathroom. If you're not the guy that wants to take two, three showers a day, you just want to take a shower, just freshen up. Dude Wipes, a life. You maintain your [ __ ]!

All right, let's talk about something else. How many guys have ever gone and got a manicure? If you've never gone and got a manicure, the nerve of you [ __ ]! You are not a grown goddamn man with raggedy-ass nails. You can, I've seen so many cool, fly-looking dudes, man, with fingernails. If this looked like [ __ ], a woman is looking at your hands and imagining her your fingers inside her vagina. She wants, you don't want your [ __ ] to look like you've been digging for, you digging in the mine. Go get a manicure!

But I know some of you guys on a budget, know some of you guys on a budget. So what you need to do, you need to invest in a clipper set: fingernail clipper, toenail clipper, nose clip, new damn nose hairs, knickers. Don't be having hands growing out everywhere. Clip your shits and notice how they're blunted at the end like kindergarten scissors, and then a fingernail file. All right, so in between the time I'm going to get you a professional manicure or, or your pedicure, as it were, you need to keep your [ __ ] trimmed. Keep your [ __ ] trim that are a great length and get you a real fingernail file, something that course [ __ ] clean. You clip your nails, clean out from under your nails, and just keep them buffed. But for not for $0.99, you can get a manicure, a manicure, one of these things. Oh no, I think I have another one. All right, so there's one side that's rough and it takes away two ridges. How y'all doing, man? Y'all learn anything? You learn anything right now? First, we, man, no little hottie come by your house, she see this kind of [ __ ] in your bathroom, she's getting away. She's like, "Lulu, at least this dude take care of himself." I also, I mean, you want to get a satin pillowcase, you know, you don't want to have women over there [ __ ] there's their hair messing with you.

All right, see that takes away to, read isn't a nail being. You, what you want to do is, it is smooth, smooth that same very nail after you moved to ridges, you want to smooth it. Yeah, see how it's starting to shine? Yeah, you want to actually buff that month with the tool. I'm not into fingernail polish, to each his own, but that's just a bridge too far. I mean, you know, no homo, is what you do, is what you do, because it's not me. So let me show you before and after. Before, you see that thumb, is that a good picture? After, let's see if you can see a difference. What is shiny and the other is it? Save yourself 20 bucks, do it at home. Also, grown men have [ __ ] tweezers, some tweezers [ __ ] plucking random errant [ __ ] hairs and eyebrows and [ __ ] tweezers. Once you get, get some cuticle scissors. Yeah, you really can't tell with the lighting, but, uh, this is, this, this actually is high shine. It's on, well, yeah, it's buffed. I wish I could show you the difference. No, that's not gonna do it. Oh well, yeah, anyway, trust me, I'm telling truth.

All right, another thing, after you start clipping, you're keeping your nails and stuff taken care of, it's the same thing with your feet. Clip your toenails, keep your toenails. Do you will [ __ ] up some quality lovin' if you hit a chick with them eagle claws, man? Keep them shits cleaned, manicured, and taken care of, man. I can't not in stress what I see, but you stop sleeping in your socks. Do you want this in your life? I'm not a big pedicure dude, but I will go with my stuff stays manicured. I can take off my shoes and some, take off my shoes inside anytime and be cool. You should be able to be that way too. You also want to make sure if you got this shape, that Shea Moisture oil, this is good for hand cream because your hands tend to stay drier, other things. And you want to make sure, you know, around your cuticles that they stay kind of hydrated. So I love this stuff right here, man, this is pure, just like shea butter, pure shea butter. What I do is I'll take that and I'll just apply it on each nail. It's better than cuticle oil, the stuff they put on your fingers at, uh, the manicure spot, and it just keeps the, it keeps the skin around your fingers from cracking. Do you do this? You do your, you can clip your fingernails twice a week 'cause they grow on me. And twice a week, you know, you got your facial, your facial care regimen, you know, you do that in the afternoon, keep your face clear. There's anything else, you'll get better and better with time to where I am out at a door in 30 minutes. That shower, dressed, and routine. That's what you do. But here's the upside about it: women know, women appreciate a man who takes care of himself.

Let's get back down to Big Island, er, twins. You already got these guys, know what this is. Let me just show you what you need. That's the best one on the market, Chassis. Jack Black also has one called Dry Down. I like it 'cause it has a little green tea in it. But, dude, Chassis, it's like having fairies blow on your nuts. You, you apply down, you sprinkle on your nuts, you take some and throw up on top, under your taint. Then you put some down the crack on your ass. Then you hit each pit. Guys, there is nothing like having a Chassis. It doesn't, and unlike most other things out on the market, Chassis powder won't clump up when you start to perspire. It's, it's actually scientifically formulated to not do that. It's actually the leading thing on the market.

See, like as we get into the summer, you may need to get certain kind of T-shirts. There are people who suffer from hyperhidrosis. I sweat a lot for my face, so I'm really cautious, cognizant about what I use is my face. That's why I talk about those oil blotting pads, you know, keep your face clear. You know, it's foolish to not talk about this kind of [ __ ]. And I love when punk ass dudes come on, you're trying to talk about me and me and talking about all bloody, "Pass me a [ __ ]!" Your [ __ ] [ __ ]! Go somewhere else! See, dudes like that, dudes like that want you to not take care of yourself so they can start because they don't want to compete. They fear, I love, I love dudes who are homophobic and fear change, man, because these are dudes that are so easy to beat. You take, you beat them on their own level. Take care of yourself.

What else? Yeah, man, Chassis powder, next-level [ __ ]! And I'm a cyclist, I ride my bike outdoors, man. Keeping your nuts clean, keep your nuts fresh, that's a whole, is another worldly experience, man. Your body appreciated, your mind appreciated, women appreciate it. Trust me, that's it. So you want to have powder in your shoes, on your sack, underarms, you know, um, where else? I'm gonna get to. Yeah, man, take care yourself, man, take care of yourself because it says something about, you know, human beings are pattern recognition machines. It says something to people that a man takes care of himself. And everything I've told you about is not any extreme [ __ ], nothing over the top, nothing that can't be done for blue collar, white, blue collar, white collar. It can be done at any height, same level, any budget, you know? It just depends on the stuff you want to use. Now, yeah, you cycle, man, there's something else I called, I can, there's this thing called nuts. When you cycle, man, you got a, man, you got to keep the friction down between your, your thighs on your sack. Damn, man, there's all kind of [ __ ] I use in our cycle, man. The boy is in shape. All right. [Music]

So next, it's smell like a goddamn man. You [ __ ] coming up here talking about Axe baby powder, me, Axe body spray. And I was looking, you on the wrong goddamn channel. This grown man channel. Axe body spray and all that [ __ ] went out in junior high. It had its place. Oh well, I'm thinking about, hold on. [Music] Nobody's [ __ ] man come out some [ __ ] Axe body spray over here. What the [ __ ]? You got the wrong goddamn channel. All right, so smelling like a goddamn man. Oh my gosh, who have allergies? I have allergies too. We recommend something, one of my favorite fragrances on the planet, Molecule 01. God, I love this stuff! Won't [ __ ] with your allergies, and it just amplifies your natural body chemistry. If you watch my channel, you know this is my roll [ __ ] dog. Women love this [ __ ]! Only thing the women love more is Molecule 02. These are perfect for guys with allergies. You can use them too, into, by themselves. Do that, right, guys? Mmm, nice burst of kind of a cedar kind of thing. And the thing is, is you can't over-spray this, and it, people around you can smell it with you, you just catch wafts of it every now and then. This amber, ambroxan, Molecule 2. There's so many popular fragrances today, sex in the bag. So you booger, you need to check these out. All right.

But, but see, I, I love my actual body oils too. These are things I got from the Middle Eastern brothers, you know, these different little oils. A dab will do you. You know, this kind of [ __ ] to where you don't need to spray a lot. You just get a little dab it or poop. You see the viscosity of that, feat of viscosity of that stuff that I'm still rub this in because I don't want to sit there. Do I need a consult today with a brother in Riyadh, man? Oh yeah, baby. Hmm, oils. You can go to the, you can go to an oil man at the pawn shop or to Africa, African bazaar. But there are plenty of places itself, Egyptian musks, musks, foods, roses. Musks will be your best. But let's get on into it, smell like a goddamn man. Tell you about my favorite goddamn man fragrance. Yeah, yeah, Saudi Arabia today, brother. Yeah, actually, he's there, actually a medical doctor. Cool brother, man, cool brother.

My favorite goddamn man fragrance: Tom Ford Grey Vetiver. This [ __ ] is well how a man should smell. The Marlboro Man steps off the billboard. I wore this on my birthday and I forgot how goddamn good this smells. Your grandfather, your grandfather, your grandfather's grandfather, my [ __ ] Kunta Kinte could wear this [ __ ] and everybody still will smell good. This is how vetiver is a man fragrance, and this is probably the, they should charge three times the money for this [ __ ]! Tom Ford Grey Vetiver, all year, all season, our reason. Women love it. If you're under 30, get the Eau de Toilette. If you're over 30, get the Eau de Parfum. Office friendly. This is my [ __ ], it's my [ __ ], my personal favorite [ __ ]. Everything I'ma show you guys is on the mass market. You guys haven't heard me talk about this: Acqua di Gio Profumo. The best designer fragrance on the planet, period. This [ __ ] you're looking at, if you buy retail, you're looking at about 120. But, you know, you can get it on like FragranceNet.com or FragranceX. Type some slides in here. FragranceNet.com, as it sites like, or FragranceX. These are places that I know and trust. Best designer fragrance on the planet, period. Acqua di Gio. The original was the best-selling men's fragrance of all time. They took it and made it even better. They put in patchouli and incense. As much as I love Tom Ford Grey Vetiver, and I do, this is the one fragrance I recommend to anybody. And here's the thing, this is sexy, this is manly, this is sexy, that effect. And just enjoy this [ __ ] this much. Okay, I got a video saying the six fragrances N.E. Kiken. This is great if you're, this is like my medical doctor, lawyer, I mean, you know, Wall Street broker kind of thing. This is mine, this is what you would wear, you know, this is also a club banger.

Okay, let's keep on moving. Bleu de Chanel. The most very, this is one that it's Chanel, it's how it's gonna be good again. All of these are bangers. This is the parfum version. They have EDT, EDP, in the perfume. I like the parfum version better. This is probably the most universally liked fragrance of them all. Fragrance hands, kind of like, then it's kind of, there's nothing special about it, but that's the thing, it's very special because it doesn't go over the top in anything. I didn't bring you with me, do your Suraj sits over here. These two are very well liked, respected, highly complimented. Let's say you want to be around in an office environment, let's say you're going to go to a job interview or something like that. Are you gonna be around people you're not sure if fragrance offends anybody, but you want to smell good and smell like a man? Prada L'Homme Iris. Bass, clean, fresh fragrance. Again, I'm gonna, I'm showing you guys things that are universally liked, complimented, masculine, nothing feminine, nothing girly about any of them. No question where the people like them. The, this, these could be some of the most confident fragrances of all time. This one, these two are hands down the office, the office favorites, hands down the office favorites. Slight edge to this one. And then of course, so much love for this fragrance. Jesus Christ, springtime, Terre d'Hermès. This has an orange citrus kind of vetiver. It has anything I like about this fragrance, and it put some citrus in it. This stuff starts conversations. This stuff, this is the stuff you spray on and women are just me like, "I was gonna leave, I just want to sit over and smell him." Now I'm not gonna talk about, now somebody, I'm not talking about any nose. Nope, I'm not a Versace Eros Flame. Nope, all those, everything y'all are talking about are personal favorites. I'm talking about universal. I'm talking about any continent, and incontinent, any season. Terre d'Hermès Eau de Parfum. This is the Eau de Toilette, but it's dissing, trust me. So let me, let me hold these up again. Tom Ford Grey Vetiver, Terre d'Hermès, okay, Bleu de Chanel, Prada L'Homme. [Music] What can handling their being awkward is your perfume? Oh, oh, Shay, for my guys who were in medicine. If you're in them, if you're in, if you're in a hospital, you run patients, you'll love this Molecule. If you're worried about people with allergies, Molecule 01. I can't say enough good things about this. You know, it's, it's an aroma chemical, it's not a fragrance, it's an aroma. Both of these, Molecule 01, Molecule 02. But if I were, if I were in a, if I were in the hospital, if I was an ER kind of [ __ ], I don't wear this every day because it is universally inoffensive and it smells so goddamn good. Kind of love this [ __ ]. All right, so let's get on into the, I'm a sexy

[ __ ] and I want to smell like a sexy man, you know, dressed in black with a nice pocket square.

[Music] Valentino Uomo Intense. This is another iris-based fragrance, but it has tonka bean in it. It's, it's a little sweeter. This is a date night, sexy, panty-dropper, romantic fragrance. It's big brother is Dior Homme Intense, but that's a little hard to get. You can get this anywhere, and this actually smells more mature, in my opinion. Valentino, a lot more intense. This is one you want to wear when you want to just make a go, "Oh god, oh, you smell so goddamn good!" When you want her to get wet, right? Just sniffing you. That's it.

You guys, I made a video where I said the reason you're not getting enough compliments, a reason why you're not getting attention, and I showed you guys the real-world out, people complimenting me on that one day. You didn't see that video. It's about a year and a half ago. Real world, I went out and about doing my regular day. [ __ ] and people complimenting me everywhere I went. I filmed it and I made a video about it. The fragrance I was wearing that day, Molecule 01, but I had topped off with a little bit of this Tom Ford Noir, or Tom Ford Noir Extreme, behind each ear. Oh god, I love this stuff. Yeah, you can get this at Macy's and Nordstrom. Yeah, I love this stuff. I love this stuff. Women love this stuff. Tom Ford Noir Extreme. This is another date night, special occasion. [ __ ] You know, these are sweeter, so I wouldn't put these in the office, but you could. But if you want, these are your sexy [ __ ] colognes. You sexy [ __ ]! These are your sexy [ __ ] colognes. Even if I'm gonna put another one in there, I'll put Molecule 02 in here. It's just sexy [ __ ] cologne. You can actually wear this with these. Drumroll, please. But hands down, no question, in this man's opinion, by the sexiest [ __ ] designer fragrance in the world for date night, romance situations, period. Not even close, in my opinion. Spicebomb Extreme. [ __ ] please. This [ __ ] right here. This [ __ ] right here. Buy it. Spy it. Spy. Just buy it. Just trust me. Buy it. You see it as support? Just buy it. You see it in Macy's, right? To get a deal. It's just buy it. Even if you hate it, you can throw it on, you can sell it, throw you ban, get your money right back. They took everything I liked about the original Spicebomb, which has pink pepper in it, but it has this kind of, remember you people used to chew bubble gum? Like your mama had gum? It was like Wrigley's Spearmint gum, and all that other kind of [ __ ] peppermint. And you know, you were you excited when you somebody had Juicy Fruit because other gums was just kind of like grandma meant kind of [ __ ]. Then they [ __ ] around and made something Big Red. And Big Red, air by Austin Nichols, chewy noodles, eating a pack of Big Red at the time. You eat one of them, you break a piece of spearmint, Wrigley's spearmint, breaking happen. You can do that. You know that [ __ ]? Yeah. Okay. It's better than spit. Get rid of it because Nichols has opened a big, big raid on pop. Be asked to chunk the [ __ ] in their mouth. This has that kind of Big Red element. Women love this [ __ ]. And let me tell you, on melonated skin, [ __ ] rap. [ __ ] rap. It's done. It's a [ __ ] rap. Ugly dudes gain two and a half, three points with this. I mean, you can be a three-inch up your ass up to a strong five and a half or six if you've done a push-up or two and you take care of what I'm talking about. Grooming your ass is nearly a [ __ ] Adonis. Just don't say the wrong [ __ ]. You in Spicebomb's behind 20 hours, man. Yeah, bro. On this channel, I gotta be real, dude. $120. I'm an image consultant. I'm a stylist. It costs. But here's the thing. The six fragrances you would need, I would recommend would be 10 AM is a time for great. Veteran Blue de Chanel, Aqua Di Gio Profumo, Spicebomb Extreme, and just buying for dude. Make the generalist. I'ma go Valentino Uomo Intense for the June. But I'll actually swap that. This is my personal favorite. But more people like Valentino Uomo Intense. Now we're gonna round back out, my dudes, with allergies. Molecule 01. Where all the kilo - here's nothing in the summertime. You can't overspray this [ __ ]. You can never go wrong. But the thing is, once you groom, just self and all that stuff, do what I'm basically telling you is, you don't have to walk around in a suit like me. I'm a bougie dude, and I do well. It being bougie [ __ ]. I do. I always have been, and I'm cool with it. You don't have to participate in suit Saturdays. You can be in joggers, a polo shirt, and some and some Stan Smiths. But if you got this on, and you've done everything else I've talked about, you man. See, this is the [ __ ] that we didn't learn from my pops when we was growing up. [ __ ]. We didn't learn. And it's also [ __ ] a lot of dudes don't want to put you on game. All cuz a lot of times, cats figure out the little secret formula. They're like, man, [ __ ], I don't want to give up my badge. I'm give up my advantage. I love. I love seeing men look good and smell good. Yeah. No, no. Got you. You guys keep asking about all these other colognes. I've already. I've made my recommendations for the reasons, dude. I'm looking him. Explain something. It's not that any of them are bad or not as good as the other. They're just not universally worldwide acceptable. I got a worldwide audience that's gonna see this. And the things you guys are talking about, there's not. They don't. They won't work in church. They won't work on Wall Street. They won't work in the oil field. They got to work in all these different environments. Everything I've told you. And they all have to smell like a man. No question whether or not you're a man. The only one that actually, people may actually have a question about, maybe this one because of virus known in it. But this actually smelled more masculine than it's its forerunner. Let me look at the chatroom. CM7. Don't worry about trying to spend all that money. It gets it. Get M7 Absolute smells almost the same. Yeah. Somebody said, I get more compliments. Like we don't jump from Fumo. Yeah. This one. I. I don't just say [ __ ] to be saying [ __ ]. When I say it's the best on the planet, period. I mean it. Yeah. Yeah. Nothing's changed. Best on the planet, period. This is some James Bond kind of [ __ ]. But everybody. I want to be goddamn James Bond. Some people think James Bond's a pretentious, you know, stiff [ __ ]. This. You want to wear this when you want to go out to those, you know, beat them. You know, beach parties and pool parties and picnics, outdoor activities. That citrus in here catches the air, man. I see the thing is, I love talking to guys about this kind of [ __ ] because I beat this. I do this because I beat this. And I tell you right now, if you just trust me, [ __ ] what you think about me. Look what you may think this dude is [ __ ] old. You don't get it. He's a sucker. He's corny [ __ ]. What you think about me? Take it. Take the information. Do what you will. Umm, how to apply it subtly? Don't apply [ __ ] subtly, man. Put some goddamn fragrance on. But why the [ __ ] you want to be subtle? And you apply here, here, basically your throat. And then I apply on the back of each hand because I talk up my hand, so it gets an air. But honestly, in this summertime, you can apply on each wrist if you want to. But I prefer to, if you wear short sleeve shirts, to apply to the bend of each elbow. Let me tell you something. You dudes always worrying about people, you know, I don't want to choke people out. And you know, I have. I've only had it happen one time where somebody's like, your cologne is a. It's a little bit much. But you know what happened? People in the opposite. Shut up. We like it. But man, attract [ __ ] to you. What do I call it? What do I say about cologne? Spray on some opportunity. Season yourself, dude. You put this on, you're spraying on the opportunity. Cuz you walk by somebody, she come back, "Who? He smell good." Got your [ __ ] opportunity. Spray on some opportunity. You can't afford it? I'll save you some money, man. Give it. Well, here's the thing. You say you can't afford it, but you know what? I'ma tell you, if you ain't working 60 hours a week, I don't wanna hear any [ __ ] about you can't afford it. If you ain't working 60 hours a week, I don't wanna hear any [ __ ] about your money problems. Carry your ass out to on Q7-Eleven, QuickTrip, part-time. They pay $13 to $15 an hour. You got more time than money. Get your ass out there and go to work. Sell some [ __ ] on eBay. Find a side hustle. Do some [ __ ]. Do. Join them in self-improvement channels, man. What you think I'ma just stop saying? You got it. Invest in yourself. Smile. [ __ ]. Okay. Isn't Paul into medical school? I mean, I mean, tens of thousands to the hundreds to thousands of dollars. Is he racking up? See, the reason you guys don't want to go out and invest in yourself because you know the reason why guys don't want to go out and invest in themselves because that takes away excuses. Are you gonna do the work? See, because when you looking good, smelling good, and got your grooming together, then you gotta get your ass outside of the house. But tomorrow, you don't ask. Need to be up bright and early in the morning. Get the [ __ ] out the house and be gone all day. You need to be gone out of the house. Wake up seven o'clock cuz you slap in. Be out of the house by 10 o'clock. And bring your ass home by 10 o'clock. Gone all day. And if that [ __ ] you up, be like, what would I do all day on Saturday? And you need a broader life. Go to. Hopefully go to the gym. So I'd like you guys to go to the gym. I've already talked about this. You need a life. And see, when you're doing all this, you will be. You'll feel better. And you'll want to get out there. I'm gonna say another thing. Throw them in the grown. Need some sunglasses. Everything I do has to pass the white t-shirt test. It's springtime. You don't have to do what I do as far as I wear stuff. I know that's outside of most people's budget. But you do need a simple pair of aviators. Aviator sunglasses look good on everyone. They're classic and they're masculine. It's that Top Gun [ __ ]. Yeah. They can take a deep breath. Mm-hmm. That gradient. Yeah, that's what's up. Every guy looks good in these. Every facial shape, every color, every style, personality. It's the one pair of fits. Aviators. You can have on the cool white t-shirt and jeans, Stan Smiths, smelling good. That's it. I need you to go get a watch, dude. And I need you to get more than just an Apple Watch. Apple Watch good for gym and [ __ ]. Go get you a nice little Seiko. My still Seiko watch. You spend them. You know, spend $150 on that joint, $200. Nice, simple Seiko. You guys know I'm being on a risk game. I'm not rocking it right now. But your bracelets, you know, I like silver more than that. I like gold these days. But whatever, whatever it is, you need to actually get a polishing cloth and keep that stuff clean. See, all your stuff needs to be clean. You can have the best kind of game and everything else. You get a [ __ ] back to your house. You've been a main up. Your smells funny in there, dude. You. You're gonna lose. See, I'm talking about what you put on your body. Everybody look good. Annie's. Thank you for the Seiko suggestions. Okay. You got a car? I need you to keep that thing clean, especially the inside. I need you to keep that thing clean, especially on the inside. I need you to use some of the summer, summer simples. You know, your car needs to be the best definition of sexy on the inside. It needs to be cleaned. That means the dashboard, Armor All and stuff. No dust anywhere else in it. You need to go get you on them little trees. I like vanilla run on myself. But Nell aroma and so when a [ __ ] come in, sit down in your car, you ain't got Skittles and French fry wrappers and [ __ ]. Man, you look. You need to look like a grown damn man. I don't care what kind of car it is. Needs to be clean. The outside needs to be clean. What do you need to do on the tires? You need to put that silicone [ __ ] on there. Not Armor All either. Silicone them down. You need to clean your wheels, whether they chrome or their alloy. It's yo, whatever your car is, that's your car. Keep it clean. That's what you do.

Let's talk about your house, gentlemen.

[Music] Room spray. This is called Marshmallow Fireside. It's from Bath and Body Works. Nobody smells like smells like by the fireplace from Replica. Oh, we love this [ __ ]. House always smells. Did you go to TJ Maxx or Marshalls? Over $7. Get you some generic as candles. Black cedar. You need to get masculine smells. Leathers, woods, cypresses, things like that. You know, avoid D. You know, 99-cent jobs. You know, to smell like apples and cinnamon and [ __ ] like that. You need to be smelling like a man. I love incense. I burn incense all the time. Palo Santo wood, which is holy wood. I like this particular kind of incense because it's a. It's compressed sage. Again, man, [ __ ] the oils I was talking about earlier. You can actually put those in the incense burner and have your house smell like that. What, what needs to happen though? Is your car needs to be clean, detailed out. When you open your door, you need to be greeted with peace, serenity, and sexiness. You need to open your door and be greeted with peace, serenity, and sexiness. I mean, you need to open your door. You don't need to be hit with the cat litter or smell like dog or [ __ ] three-day-old. You know, smell like laundry and [ __ ]. It needs to smell good because you need to assume that you bring them back, babe, for the first time, and she needs to smell what you're [ __ ] gonna smell like. If your house thinks you're gonna think your [ __ ] sting. Gotta make the rules. Keep it just smelling masculine. Have candles strategically placed throughout your house. You needn't have one in your bathroom so when she goes and I use the bathroom, she could light that [ __ ]. You'd have to in your bedroom on each I'd stand. You need to have one on the in the kitchen and in a dining room. You need to be alert so each place can have its own unique kind of smell. But the work well together. If you want to just burn incense sticks, that's cool too. Thing is, depending upon how you're better to burn candles, incense with the sittin' that kind of stuff. Guys, you need a vacuum cleaner. You need a vacuum cleaner because you need to vacuum your [ __ ] and you need to actually shampoo your carpet. Shampoo your [ __ ]. Clean it. Make a rule. No, you can't wear shoes in the house. I love this rule. You know why? Cause the [ __ ] come over my house. She got to take our shoes off. You know what that means? That means she Halbert you. She close to being naked already. Cuz I want to say I want to take her shoes off so she can feel the funk. Feel the fun. That is me. Get on my carpet. Notice that it's soft and plush. I can see what her toes look like. And she's walking in there and she's not feeling, you know, Fruit Loops and, you know, Dorito cracks and [ __ ] like that. Yeah. Gentlemen, eat a bottle of white zinfandel in the refrigerator or recently [ __ ] with black women. You need to have Riesling and White Zinfandel. You [ __ ] with all types of women. You need a bottle of Chardonnay on deck. Bottle of Chardonnay on deck. You need to have a bottle of good tequila. Patron Silver. See, this ain't no Brooks [ __ ]. This ain't no little boys' shit. Grown man [ __ ]. You have a bottle of good tequila. You need to have yo [ __ ]. Which needs to be some brown liquor, whether it's bourbon or Scotch. You need to let the woman stuff. They needed wine. Rums, those kind of things. You work your way up to a full bar. You know, but you need to have that bottle of wine because you won't be able to ask, "Hey, let's go up. Let's go up and have a drink." How many [ __ ] actually can invite a brought up to your house and have a drink and actually make her a drink? What she really saying is, "Let's go [ __ ]." She gets it. Let's grab a drink and pour something that she actually was like, "Oh, he's got funny intake cave collection in here." Oh, you want to know what some good wines are to you to impress women? We can talk about it. Kick the [ __ ] in their ball of water. Gentlemen, you need bottled water in the refrigerator for your company. And and the occasional Avianna Perrier, especially if you [ __ ] with 92 out of 10 [ __ ]. You need that bougie [ __ ] in there. But you should want that anyway because you like that [ __ ]. Well, you were talking about just your place. It needs to be the best definition of a bachelor pad. Thank you, Sinful, for the catchphrase. It needs to be some of that Austin Powers kind of [ __ ]. You need to be able to, in quick order, be able to click on some sexy ass music. That's what you need to be able to do. In my line, I mean, if I'm lying, somebody tell me I'm lying.

[Music] [Music] Light the candle. Toast to a good evening. To a beautiful future. We got you. [ __ ]. What you need to be doing? Janee, do attraction, dominance, and seduction. Need to be. You already talked about dominating. Then this the seduction piece. Then when it's time to [ __ ], you can put on. You can [ __ ] music is completely different than that. I mean, you'll get to you. You'll get to the biggie. Must be used to miss pin. You get to that part. But see, this is the kind of [ __ ]. This you feel like, "I never met a [ __ ] like that before." Ooh. I said [ __ ]. I can't call. I never meant to do like that before, man. Everything about him was just on point. The way to do walk, the way to do talk. You know, he sat down and he was just his silhouette. It was just cool. When I looked at his hands, girl, and his hands was nice. And it, yeah, just his breath smell good. His teeth wasn't piss together. Had a good smile. And I was just like, damn. And we went out to this car. And his car was, you know, he driving a Mercedes. Will be a girl, but [ __ ] was nice and clean and smell good. Air conditioned. It was cold. Music was cool. The conversation was chilled. We had a good night. So girl, I decided to go back to his house. Does he ask me back? He asked me to come back to his house and have a drink. I'm like, I mean, who ever asked you to come back to the house? We treat those dudes ain't got none. Girl, he actually had some cool wine up there. We had a nice little Far Niente White Zinfandel or a cave collection. And we was in there. Next thing I know, he's got the music playing, the candles, laundry clinking glasses. Next day I know, this [ __ ] I'm fixing this thing for French toast. That's you. That's you. That's grown man [ __ ]. That's you. The details may differ, but the outcome remains the same. She's wiping your balls off with the warm towel. And she cleaning us cleaning you up. She bring the baby wiping and wiping all up in your ass because she didn't been up in there. Yeah. Then was she doing all that [ __ ] and you just laid back chilling? And she'd come in with the [ __ ] French toast. Did she? Who you? Things went in there. She is. She didn't waiting for a man like this forever. You think she's gonna go [ __ ] this up for who? Then bust her ass. Dudes, my father's with Kool-Aid and purple drank. And my father's attacks body spraying and in the to init in the gym socks in the bed. Those [ __ ] she gonna [ __ ] this up for that? No. Neither you to upgrade. So I told you last night, never you [ __ ] man. It's time to grow the [ __ ] up. Another piece. See, Boogie was telling you last night, but I'm tell you, buy some nice pajamas. Let me tell you why. Buy a nice set of silk pajamas, man. Cool set of pajamas. So [ __ ] that feels good because you gonna be wearing the bottom. She gonna be wearing a goddamn top. That's what she gonna sleep in. And there is nothing sexier to me than a woman in a man's top. A woman in a man's dress shirt with some with some heels on. [ __ ]. Forget about the same effect can happen with a woman in your pajama top. So when the day is over, the evening is over, when everything is over, she goes her way, you go your way. With being with you is an experience because you're grown goddamn man. I don't care if you work in Walmart in the daytime and QuickTrip at nighttime. I'm cuff. You live in a studio apartment with IKEA furniture. Maybe I did that too. And that was the same cat. It's a mindset. You don't have to wait until you make six figures to do this [ __ ]. Sorry, phone's been going off over here. But paying attention. The guys have been sending me information. I don't know. So, kind of went out for a little tangent there because I want you brothers to start valuing yourselves. I don't do this [ __ ] to impress nobody. I do this for me. I dressed this way for me. For me. Always have. There's a level for you to. I want you to enjoy you. And each step in each phase in your life. When you come home, your house needs to be set up like a masculine, masculine man's pad. If you smoke cigars, you need to have a humidor there. Let me say something else. You know, don't be afraid to actually have a housekeeper come in and clean once a month. The baseboards and the blinds and all that [ __ ]. The [ __ ] that nobody wants to do. For me, that's important. Especially in the springtime. Do the ceiling fans and all that other [ __ ]. Might tell me where I'm lying. Everybody tell me I'm lying. All right. You see what's going on in the chatroom? See what I'm seeing is a lot of brothers are feeling it. Anything is, you build up to it. You start by taking care of you. Then you take care of the things that are yours. Your car is your car. Take care of it. Your place is your place. Again, keep the floors clean. Carpet shampoo. You know, oh, oh, hold on. Lay back up. Sorry. Back up. Clean your goddamn bathroom. [ __ ]. Wash that pissy ass rug around the toilet. Keep Clorox wipes next to the toilet. Power wash that [ __ ] toilet. You got kicked on piss and urine back up under that [ __ ] from the night you had too many Heinekens. You can't smell your own piss until it gets real bad. We can. You wanna. You wanna close some [ __ ] up quick. Have a [ __ ] up bathroom. Clean that [ __ ] toilet. This is where you get the maid to come in and clean it, right? And then you maintain that [ __ ] every Saturday morning. You need to go on down with the [ __ ] power washer and just dump some [ __ ] Lysol and let do like your mommies do. Throw some pints all on that [ __ ]. Let it soak. Let it marinate. Open the goddamn windows. And then clean the goddamn tub. Your [ __ ] don't start cleaning your bathtub. Kind of [ __ ] are you standing in the mud taking a bath? Clean YouTube toe. Clean that [ __ ] shower thing. And clean the shower grip. Change your shower liner. Clean the wall. Wipe off the soap scum. Your bathroom needs to look like a chick's as far as cleanliness. But look knees. Look like a man as far as masculinity. You know, counter. Oh, your mirror. Because if you don't get all that toothpaste off your mirror, you don't get all in spots and [ __ ] off your mirror. [ __ ]. Really, if your [ __ ] don't get organized. You don't go to Marshalls. It's been $19.99 and get you a tube. Toothbrush holder. A cup. And, you know, just that. No basic [ __ ]. If you don't go get you a little bass and put some marbles in it or some rocks or some [ __ ] over there in the corner. So just some cool masculine [ __ ]. Just. And keep that [ __ ] clean. And when you clean your. You clean the countertop. You got to move all the [ __ ] off your countertop. Don't wipe around it. Move the [ __ ] off. Wipe around it. And when you think you good enough job, do it again. Cuz they. Cuz we nasty. You mean we miss [ __ ]. God, Satan. Clean the toilet. Keep a plunger nearby. Cuz you know how you'd like to take them King Kong shit's. Plunger nearby. Drop some Tidy Blue or Simply Blues or whatever in the toilet. In the back of the [ __ ]. And that [ __ ] there toward the water. Turn blue. And keep one, two little funky things in there. Do it. Do where every time you flush it, it freshens the bowl. Trust me, bro. His brother, brother. Where's the brother that sends me to the soap in the room spray? This is where you need to actually get you some Febreze and a candle and a match. That you need to keep your bathroom needs to be good, man. Your panther needs to be good. You need to be an eat out of your bathroom. Real talk. Real talk. Real talk. If you can do this, you'll be good. Cuz you can be a lame Nick. You can be a lame dude. But if you keep your [ __ ] clean, she'll [ __ ] with you. She'll [ __ ] with you. I'm telling you. She'll [ __ ] with you. Like, you know what? Yeah, I can work with this dude. Why? Girl, his bathroom smell clean. He'll chill [ __ ] with you. The other side of it. Can't keep the refrigerator clean too. Yeah. [ __ ]. You. You gotta keep it for drinks. You got jelly stains and [ __ ] and sticky [ __ ] all throughout the refrigerator. Nah, man. No. You need to take them damn shelves out. Put them in the sink. Apply some hot water, soap, and some effort. Clean that [ __ ]. Power wash that. And tie my [ __ ] refrigerator. Get them lettuce chunks, bacon bits, over tomato bites, Oh, Parmesan cheese, onions, ranch dressing, you know, [ __ ] spoiled milk, dry ass olives. You need to just clean all that [ __ ] out from the top down. Clean it all out. See the trays out. Start over. And organize your [ __ ]. That's right. [ __ ]. Organize it. I'm not talking about some, you know, OCD kind of [ __ ] with the labels on TV. But it needs to be on some organization to it. Cuz you're a grown goddamn man. You don't need to have juice boxes. And you don't have kids. So you ain't gotta have juice boxes and, you know, string cheese. And should never make it look like a [ __ ] man to where she can. Where you could at least go grab the olives and cheese and whipped cream and whatever the [ __ ] you got in there. It needs to be organized. Clean that goddamn freezer. [ __ ]. You ain't. You ain't ate that dressing that your mama gave you six months ago. Throw that [ __ ] out. If you don't take that goddamn birthday cake out of there from your last birthday or whatever and get rid of that [ __ ]. If you don't know what's in the aluminum foil, they could get rid of it. That ice that's in the ice maker that you allowed to fill up too much. Dump it. Cuz it's got freezer burn and it tastes like [ __ ]. Dump it. And then put your ice maker on the lower setting to only make the ice you need. Clear out all the [ __ ] that you ain't using. The [ __ ] that it inspired. Get rid of it. Carry us over to the pantry and do the same thing. If you still got ramen noodles in there from college, get rid of them. See, men cannot do pack rat [ __ ] like women do. We got to keep our [ __ ] minimal. Keep all this [ __ ] clean. Cuz get rid of it. There's any question, just throw it away. Your kitchen is clean, organized. When somebody goes into your utility, your utensils drawer, and you actually have a utensils holder. And your and your silverware and stack the right way. When your counter is clean, tour you rub your hand across it, you don't feel coffee grounds and salt and pepper. And you can do like this and doesn't get stuck. Cuz you add some [ __ ] surplus and [ __ ] there. And all this kind of [ __ ]. Says stuff to people. And you too. So I say sometimes it's better just bring in a housekeeper. I mean, a maid. And let me do a spring cleaning. And you just maintain the [ __ ]. Am I lying? Yeah. It was my. I mean, you know what I'm talking about. You know. Huh. Huh. Grown damn man. [ __ ]. If you don't get rid of all them [ __ ] paper cups, plastic cups from Five Guys Burgers and the snack shack. Cannot let me give it all. And [ __ ] advertisement for everybody else. Get rid of that [ __ ]. Get you eight glasses. Ain't shot glasses. You know, get a. Get a skin. A set of. Get a set of dishes. Matching plates. Matching side plates. Matching bowls. Get your [ __ ] to match. Get rid of that plastic [ __ ]. Our last bit of it all of it. Get you a nice knife set. Carbon. Carbon steel is better. Get you a coffee maker. Cake cup dispenser. Preferably. Telling you, man. When you start doing [ __ ] at this level for you, then you can start actually having people over. Entertaining. Oh, you don't want to drink? How about some coffee? Espresso? What do you like? Pot sets? I'm get to that. The most. Don't cook. But when you. But when you do start cooking, your pots need to manage. Thing is, man, you start with the end in mind. Because you know when you've been into somebody's kitchen and it's look nice. He like, damn, just kitchen cold as [ __ ]. That's you. That's you. Because gentlemen, we're minimalist living when we get into these areas. But you're talking about you want a rotation and all this other kind of stuff. They need your place needs to be placed in looking forward to going to your place needs to be Disneyland like. Yeah. Someplace that you also enjoy being in. Your bedroom. Get a set of sheets. [ __ ]. Not not that cheap [ __ ]. I said get your satin pillowcase for the woman's hair. But you need to get some nice sheets with a high thread count. You know, you know, when it with a bad pad between your mattress. The thing is, I believe in getting a good bed. I rarely talk. I barely. I rel show you. I'm not gonna go show you my bedroom. I'll tell you. I don't like taking people throw throughout my house. What does your bedroom look like, man?

[Music] What is home? Their place. It is suburban. If you some nice sheets. You some nice sheets. That's what you do. You get you some nice sheets. You get you matching sheets. And you go for it. You don't want a bunch of [ __ ] that looks. Oh, you don't want a bunch of [ __ ] that looks. You know, like you still had it from college. Don't want a bunch. It look like you still headed from college. You just go almost [ __ ] up right there. Hmm. Get you a low-profile bed. See, I like contemporary furniture. Your to a nice. You want to invest in your bedroom. I'll show you guys a picture. But I want to show you my action. Oh, where is it? I love this. So you want to get a nice bedroom. That's what you want to do. You want to get a nice bedroom set. You want to have a bed that you want to come home to. That's what you want to do. You and have a bed that you want. That you would like to come home to. Because you spend so much time in the bedroom. You spend so much time in the bedroom. Spend so much time in the bed. You might as well enjoy it. I'll show you something. It's kind of like what I have. Okay. What you're seeing on the screen is kind of like what I have. Except right here, like around here, there's there's lights on the undercarriage of the bed. And right here, there's slits with lights. So when the light is off, you can just see the bed looks like it's floating on some light. It's low profile to where, you know. And it's calendars a king-size bed. So I love this. I love. I love that color. See, that's masculine. That looks cool. You want to make sure you have a good bed. How much is the mattress you're sleeping on? How much did you spend for the mattress you're sleeping on? You need to invest money in them good matches. A good mattress is important. So many of us just grew up with that, you know, air mattress that kind of [ __ ]. You need to invest money in a good mattress. Good sheets. In your bedroom needs to be a. A place because I mean, you're spending a 30-year life there. You know, several thousand dollars for a mattress. Sound unreasonable. Get a nice 20-year guarantee. A 20-year one. In 20 year mattress. Memory foam. Good pillows. Good pillows. See, this is going, man. [ __ ]. Good mattress. Good pillows. Nice bedroom set. Nice sheet set. Cool comforter. A nice throw. All these things matter. You don't have. You don't want to have to. Don't go down to the local big-box furniture store and buy you know, stuff that looks like it belongs and, you know, a buy. You know, a six parent of a 1606 person family house. Get you contemporary stuff. Get you a nice. I'll get you a nice armchair with a with the footstool. You can get you a couch or a nice loveseat. You know, small coffee table. And lance a little dinette. And put some art up on the walls. Put some art up on the walls. Light the paintings. Like the artwork. Put the appropriate lighting around there. This is cool, man. [ __ ]. Do it yourself. Run the lighting up. And actually get you pieces that actually fit your personality. That can actually come in. Because when you sit down and you see this cool armchair that's Josi. She said I asked over there. I have a loveseat. I don't have a couch. I have a loveseat because if I'm gonna sit in love seat, next he ain't gonna be a lot of room between us. You're not gonna hear everything. I'll be over here. Now we're gonna be right up on each other. I [Music] mean, you guys know how to furniture shop.

[Music] [Music] It is super chat right here. Super chat is right here. Moderators, keep putting this super chat link in the. In the. Yeah, guys knowing how to actually furniture shop is important as a man because you want to have stuff that actually looks like you. See my. And the stuff I have is simple, classic stuff. It's meant to be useful. It's not meant to be lived in. The living room is a place to where you go at amp a little bit. But you don't just sit there or eight hours watching TV. You entertain. You need to have your house, your place, your apartment, your whatever, to where you can actually entertain and keep it moving. But the bedroom is where you spend the most of your time. I'll talk about. You know, I have a video on here. Wanted us to have it where I actually went furniture shopping. Is it still here? You see if I still have it, guys. But still have it. I'll do the video on it.

[Music] Somebody asked about my glasses. You can see. Yeah, the kind of frames you have are important. Suburban. Oh my god, have it on here anymore. Well, too bad. Anyway, furniture shopping is uh, it's one of those things that's very personal. But men's furniture, classic, masculine kind of furniture. This needs to be functional. You don't need a bunch of frilly and fluffy stuff. So all right, let me go ahead and wrap this up. We've been going pretty pretty long here. I don't want to drag this on too long. Let me see if I have any questions. Yeah, see, let's say you like music. Understand something. Inviting a woman to your house to listen to old vinyl records or to invite her to listen to music. Your place needs to be like a flytrap. If I get you to my spot, that's a wrap. Because I open the door, you're going to be hit with a nice waft of cool, sexy, masculine smelling air. When I turn on the light, you're gonna see a clean, well-appointed, masculine pad. Hit the little remote, turn on the music. Go on there, get poor glass of wine. We're sitting there. I'm in my chair. You on the loveseat. We're sitting across with the dinette. Man, your shoes are already off. She's getting comfortable. And she's like, "Oh yeah." You need to keep food around the house too. You need to keep snacks. Olives, cheeses. These things are great finger food snacks. And they. And they last a long time too. If you really want to up your game, you know, you want to keep things. You know, keep fruit around. You want to have something to where you can actually talk with, talk and move. So guys, I hope this was. I hope this was helpful. I hope this was helpful. Because at the end of the day, so many guys are trying to get to the end, man. I'm just trying to smash. I'm just trying to get in. I'm just trying to holla. But then you wonder why certain guys talk about and seem to have a higher level of success than you're having. It's because they've done all this. This is all the groundwork. This is all the groundwork. And the stuff that you may not have heard about. You may another. You don't know exists. This is how a cat like AMS can build up its rotation. This is how you know you build up that kind of stuff. Because everything about you, everything about you needs to say, "Grown damn man." That's what it does. And there is a difference between a grown damn man, a man, an adolescent, a teenager, and a boy. And one of the first things I said when I came over to the Manos Farenside of YouTube is, drop the Jordans. We got too many guys dressing like boys. How would they know? If you go to the mall, look at a 40-year-old man and a fifth grader. Now, can you tell who's who? Because they're both in the graphic t, jeans, and ball cap or tennis shoes. That piss guys. That piss dudes off. But I didn't tell a lie. What I was really saying is, there's levels to this [ __ ]. Gentlemen, you can decide what it is you want. And here's the thing, especially for a lot of you dudes who talking about you want beautiful women. If you want a seven, eight, nine. Let's talk about ten. If you want a seven, eight, or nine, you're gonna have to have. Because seven is pretty. You're gonna have to have your [ __ ] together. When you have women and a pretty guys holler, and you want to be the upgrade. Like I said last night, if you didn't see that stream, go watch it. You want to be the one she upgrades to. Instead of worrying about women cheating and women, female nature, hypergamy. When you are the upgrade, you don't worry about all that kind of stuff. She [ __ ] up. Makes a mistake. Next. All right, let me make sure. Let me see if there any questions that came in. I was kind of in the zone. I was in the zone. And yeah, I didn't want to kind of. I didn't want to get stuck. I didn't want to stop. So if I didn't get you a question, you won't point. Noop. Thanks. Five guys. Here's the thing. You are so much more than you give yourself credit for. I talked about some topics that I know a lot of people don't touch. This whole under 40 still living at home with your parents thing. There. You know, there are so many guys out there who are so much more than they are. You've made some mistakes. You made some bad choices. You've gotten stuck. Listen to me now. You've gotten stuck. So many guys have gotten stuck. Good dudes. Good too. Hard to dudes. Good man who gotten stuck. And they don't have anyone that they can talk to. Because the shame they feel for getting stuck is embarrassing. The guilt they feel for not having done more, a bit more. It is almost more than kaberi. The fact that they still waking up every day to soldier on is a testament that they are a good man. But you've gotten stuck. With what I'm trying to do is try to keep trying to give you. Trying to reach into your world and let you realize there's hope. There's hope. Let's hope for us all. And all you have to do is decide you want to do something different. And then just don't worry about the outcome. Don't worry about how to get unstuck. All I need you to worry about is to make the next right decision. That's it. Make the next right decision. What's the next right decision? Tomorrow, I'm going to go to the gym. I'm not gonna worry about how many pounds I'm gonna lose. I'm not gonna worry about, you know, how much muscle I'm gonna gain. I'm just gonna go to the gym and I'm gonna work out. I'm gonna make the next right decision. Way to go to the gym. Then what's the next right decision? I'm going to drink water. I'm gonna drink that Coca-Cola. I'm not gonna drink that. Others have a drink water. Then I'm gonna make the next right decision. Instead of just going home and sitting down on the couch, I'm going to go out. I'm gonna go outside. I'm gonna go outside and play. I'm gonna go out to the mall and I'm gonna just sit down in the in the middle of the mall. And I'm gonna people watch. Every mama has a little central spot. I'm gonna sit there. I'm gonna charge up my phone. I'm gonna just sit down there, people watch. While I'm there, I'm gonna be dressed in some cool jeans. I'm gonna have on a cool shirt. I'm a spray on so I quit the job for Fumo. And I'm gonna just go be there. And I'm gonna just be around and let the world happen. I'm gonna get that sun on my skin, get that vitamin D that I need. If you don't have a clone or whatever, you go to Sephora in the mall. You spray it on. Then you go sit down there. And you just say, "I'ma sit down. I'ma do that for two hours." So while I'm there in the central area, I'm gonna be reading 48 Laws of Power or listening to a podcast or something. But I'ma be there. But I'm having my head up. And I'll be watching the next right decision. And from there, we're gonna go have me a a good lunch. You know, maybe I'll go, you know, to Panera Bread and get the pic two. And I'll get a half a sandwich. And I'll get soup. And I'll eat the half a sandwich now. And I'll eat the soup later. I'll get salad and a sandwich and salad. So I get some greens in. And then I thought lunch. And I'm tempted to go back home. I'm gonna go to another side. And I'll go to local Starbucks. And instead of going home and sitting him in my couch and getting online, I'll go to Starbucks and sit at Starbucks and get online. But I'ma be around people. And instead. And then after six hours is gone. And I'm actually, you know, got out, been at the mall, had lunch, gone to Starbucks. Then I'mma gonna go home knowing that I've done more in one day that I've done all year. And I just made the next right decision. And then Sunday, I'ma do it all over again. You know what I'm. You may even decide to go back to church. Just. Just to go see what's happening. You may decide. Just go. Man, go visit your mother's church. You know, call and I'll let your dad. Hey, Dad, what's going on? Sunday? I let you boy. What's going on, man? Yeah, man. Let's go over to Buffalo Wild Wings and watch the game. Talk to somebody ain't talked to in a while. Don't just sit at home. But see, that makes you have to get out of the house. Make the next right decision. Then when you do that, you call home and say, "You know what? I've been intended to click to clean out their garage. I'm intended. You know, I need to clean that bathroom up like Kevin said. Get in there and clean that bathroom up." Use that four to six hours. I tell you, just sitting there. Cuz I guarantee you when you lay your head down Sunday night to go to bed to go to start your weekly routine, your subconscious will say, "Hmm, that's different." All right. But your rational brain would be like, "Ah, we did something different. All right. That's so bad. A good weekend. I kind of like this." And then the next right decision is to choose to do with the next weekend too. And before you know it, you look up and it's been 30 days. And you'll have set in path a new neural pathway and a new habit. And before you know it, it'll be 66 days. It'll be part of your nature, just like breathing. And you'll look up and it'll be summertime. And you'll have made more friends, more associates, possibly met women to actually interact with, date, whatever. You will have actually engaged in life. And experience a summer heading into the fall, which is football, school, and everything else season with a whole new outlook on life. Because you just decided to make the next right choice. That's grown damn man. [ __ ]. To shut eyes. Gentlemen, your choice. All right. Thank you guys so much. I know it's late. Go ahead and shut this thing down. Till next time. Talk at you later. Big bro out.