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[Music] Hello. This is Ssem from G-Stack's Perfectly Matched Conversation and Perfectly Matched Talk. Everyone, we have a truly amazing guest with us today. We'll be welcoming Jo Ki-ja, Jo Hyun-hyung, who is loved by the entire nation for her detailed acting skills. Hello. It's Joo Hyun-young. But since that reporter Jo is a bit old, how about doing it quickly and accurately with a bold spirit to deliver the facts. Please do this. Ah, but I had a real youthful boldness back then, but now, with a somewhat aged boldness, I will deliver the facts quickly and accurately. You can just do it with aged boldness. Ah, but isn't that mockery? Ah, I don't know about that, but I've been very active recently, so I would be very grateful if you could talk about that. I don't know about that. Ah, right, you want me to do the reporter Jo thing. It's just reporter Joo Hyun-young. I'll do this. It'll be fine if I just do it coolly. Fine. Okay. Anyway, I don't know about that, but please prepare other keywords. Yes. It's funny, though. It's like a pig. Anyway, it's that kind of feeling. Are you perhaps angry? Me? No. You seem to have a complaint? No. Complaint. Obesity, anyway, around that, that kind of feeling. Yes. Since reporter Joo Hyun-young seems quite angry, we will move on for now. We looked into your recent activities. You've taken a lot of pictorials. That's right. Magazine pictorials and pictorials, I've taken a lot. Yes. Why? Is there demand? Is there demand anywhere? There was no one in Jeju. My mom and dad really liked it. They hung it up at home and said, "You took such cool pictures." Yes. Yes. Anyway. Yes. We can see many of Hyun-nim's various pictorial photos. Ah, yes. Ah, yes. This is Hyun-nim, right? Yes, that's right. Can't you tell it's me? Uh. Uh. Can you make the same expression? The expression? The one from back then? Yes, yes. Is the retouching done by a fantasy movie CG team? Ah, that's right. But if you retouch it this much, is there any point in taking pictures of Hyun-nim? Because even if you just put a potato there and retouch it, it would come out like this. I'm really curious about something. You take pictorials. Yes. I take some. Oh, I was surprised. You pay for it. You pay a large sum. Don't you usually pay? We usually get paid. Anyway. Yes. Besides these pictorials. Yes. There is one thing Hyun-nim and I have in common. Oh, what is it? It's that we both played the reporter character. Speaking of which, please do the reporter Jo character. Coolly. Piggy. But no, no, but I'm really curious, and I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but did you intentionally wear the mask to be funny? Because logically, it doesn't make sense for your face to be spread out like that. Ah, that mask, the mask itself is a small mask. Ah, it's the same one. Just a moment. Yes. Ah, are you taking it out of your butt? This? Yes. Yes. Yes. Is it like this? No, I thought when I saw this photo, that our Ssem-nim is abnormally large, so it was retouched. Retouched. You are a true comedian. Oh, why? Because you intentionally even photoshopped it to make your head that big to make people laugh. I thought, "Wow, how can that be?" because it came out so abnormally large, like a pumpkin. I also came out a lot, like an old pumpkin. Yes. Like in monster movies or CG teams. Healing Talk Show, Ddakdae. The next keyword is SNL. That's right. It's a keyword that has been with me since the beginning of my broadcasting career. Hyun-nim was like a mascot for SNL. What? A mascot for SNL. Ah, so it was. I think you're misunderstanding. It's not meant in any other way. It means that you were a mascot for SNL in the past, but now you have been completely replaced by other SNL crew members. Ah, yes, yes, yes. It might be misunderstood. No, I think you understood it perfectly without misunderstanding. Yes. But anyway, I was gratefully loved on SNL and I call it graduation. Since I graduated, other crew members are active. In fact, Hyun-nim's presence on SNL was truly immense. Hyun-nim played many characters, like MG. Hyun-nim's acting back then was so impactful that it left a strong impression on me. Today's concept. But the moment Hyung-nim wiped his AirPods, the Hyun-nim that remained in my memory was completely erased. After this, when I think of MG, I only think of Hyung-nim. What roles did you play a lot? I parodied many different people. Capturing the details and imitating them. Isn't that Yoon Ga-nim? Yoon Mi-jap. Yoon Mi-jap. What else did you do? I did skits. Hanma-chu. But that's from Ji-hye-nim's side, the sound is a bit low. Ji-seon cut. Mi-jap. Ji-seon cut. Yes. Hmm. And what else, what else? Visually, it's said that Jo Hyun-hyung can be replaced. Jo Hyun-hyung, Jo Hyun-hyung. You're not Jo Hyun-hyung, are you? Ah, but sometimes I get that misunderstanding, but I'm not. You're not Kyowon-nim, are you? No. Ah, rapper QM, actually, I'm hungry, Jong-oh. In the past, I used to think, "If Joo Hyun-young leaves SNL, am I going to fail?" but you're doing much better. 200 times, 300 times better. Ah, ah, thank you. Yes, thank you. I'm also very proud and happy that SNL is doing well. Why are you proud that it's doing well without Hyun-nim? Hyun-nim is also receiving a lot of love through various works. Yes. With such solid acting skills, not only in dramas but also in variety shows, your acting skills are truly remarkable and often talked about. Ah, Crime Scene. Ah, yes. I watched it with great enjoyment. You're so cool. Ah, really? Did you watch it all? Of course. Ah, thank you. This is Crime Scene Returns. Ah, it was Returns. Then I haven't watched it. Then I haven't watched it. I watched Crime Scene. I haven't watched Returns. Ah. It's a program where a new character is given each episode. So I filmed it with great enjoyment, becoming deeply immersed in those characters. Did you only film it with great enjoyment? In Crime Scene Returns, you ranked fifth out of six people in the final prize money ranking. At that time, the reactions were like, "What's the point of acting well if the prize money ranking is terrible? You're second to last." Then you should just keep doing SNL. The prize money ranking is a bit low, but the deduction part, the part where you guess the culprit, was quite high. Deduction game ranking. Oh, I see. Aren't you the second best at guessing after the two original members? That's right. This year, Crime Scene Zero is scheduled to air. With this level of deduction skill, you'll surely be a great asset in Crime Scene Zero this time. But unfortunately, Crime Scene Zero fell through. We have prepared a segment to test the deduction skills and intuition of the great Hyun-nim. It's guessing the movie's content by looking at the movie poster. It's Amateur. Here, the content of the movie "Amateur" will be deduced by Hyun-nim, who shines at fifth place in the Crime Scene prize money ranking. Yes. Oh, I'm not confident. Yes. If you're not confident, I'll give you a hint. It's a movie starring Rami Malek, who won an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for his role as Freddie Mercury in the movie Bohemian Rhapsody. It's like a "thump thump thump thump thump thump thump." Rami Malek plays a CIA agent here. Oh, CIA, so like a "thump thump" agent who shoots, not an agent who deciphers codes. Ah, "thump thump thump thump thump thump thump." Something like that. Who types "thump" as a code? "Thump thump thump" Ah, sorry. Did I offend you? 20th Century Studios, which is a big expectation. "Thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump." Healing Talk Show, Ddakdae. The next segment is our Ddakdae's favorite corner. It's the unscripted improvisation segment. We've prepared a few situations. I think it would be fun to have male and female contestants from "I Am Solo." Is "I Am Solo" male and female contestants okay? Yes. Shall we go with Ok-soon? Going with Ok-soon is Yes. Yes. Yes. Who are you? Sang-chul. Sang-chul. Ah, why? Can I come in for a bit? Ah, just a moment. Just a moment. Come in. Come in. Ah, just a moment, just a moment, just a moment. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. I didn't know you wouldn't give me a tissue. Sorry, sorry. Why? Are you wearing underwear? Ah, yes. Did you eat? Did you eat? Ah, uh. After the date, I went and it was good to eat with Young-chul. Young-chul's eating was good. This won't do. But Villain drank a lot of alcohol with Young-chul. Last night. We drank until 4 AM. He told me he'd be back by 2 AM to sleep. Will Young-chul's broadcast be taped? [Laughter] Ah, thank you, Ssem-nim. Please take good care of me. Ah, I'm so grateful you're appearing for free this time. Ah, there's no free. Yes. Myung-seung-ssi, I'm so grateful. Everyone else rejected it. Anyway, this time, our work, Amateur. That's right. I'll carry it. I'll lead it. Where is the food? It'll be here soon, so please wait a little. Today it's Jeyuk. Ah, Jeyuk. Awesome. Today's Jeyuk is all gone. Today, two pigs. I'll work hard. Director, you wrote this scenario really well. Ah, no. I'm a CIA agent, and it's about revenge against the terrorists who killed my wife. I'm an office worker who deciphers codes, so I can't fight, and it's a story about revenge using my brain. I've brought all the festival. Ah, of course. Then, let's start the first scene. Yes, yes. I'll immerse myself. Quiet. Let's go. Cue. I, CIA agent Charlie, love my wife who was killed by terrorists. My wife, the kindest in the world, who loved me, who is so fat. My wife, who married me, who is so kind. My wife, who married me, who is so kind. My forehead is sweating continuously, and my forehead is shining. My wife, who married me, who is so kind. Just a moment, director. Is the setting that you married me out of pity? Uh. Just trust me. Okay. I'm sorry. I'll focus again. Hi, cue. CIA agent Charlie, I'll move to the field team and directly put bullets into those guys. Director, please send me to the terrorist or field team. What field team with that heavy body? Go to the code deciphering team. No, director, field teams require cover and concealment. The smell spreads for 1km, so it's easily detected, so it's not allowed. Right. The grief of losing your wife must be great. You're being too harsh. Go back to the code deciphering team. I'll go, so stop. You're just a code decipherer who taps on computers. An office worker with lack of exercise and full of visceral fat. Even if the terrorists run behind me, they'll be faster than me. No, director, please stop for a moment. You can sleep now. The food truck is coming. Yes. Yes. How about going with a satisfying revenge? Ah, that kind of dark, thrilling, and satisfying feeling. Uh, that's right. That would be good. Yes. Yes. Let's go again. Cue. CIA genius Charlie. I'll track the location of those terrifying terrorists who control all surveillance and encryption systems in this city, install remote bombs, and press the switch. You guys are all dead now. Why is the challenge music suddenly playing here? It's not Bollywood, why are you suddenly doing a challenge without context? Me? If you don't revise this part, I'm not doing the movie. The food truck has arrived. Ah, Jeyuk has arrived. Jeyuk has arrived. Hello. We're meeting citizens and giving them makeovers. Yes. You're hiding your very handsome appearance with these glasses. So if I take off these glasses. Just wear them for a moment. Just for a moment. Is it okay to get a haircut? Uh, yes. It's okay. Shall we make your screen a bit brighter today? Uh, completely brighter? Uh, really? Where are you going after today? If you go to a hunting bar with a friend, you'll be incredibly popular today. Go first. Please recommend some lines. What suits you today? Uh, if I were a woman, and I were playing. Do you dance at a hunting bar? I don't know. I don't know either. Making you a charming handsome guy. Makeover is a great success. You can say it like this. Makeover is a great success. Goodbye. Next applicant. Hello. Uh. I want to eat the bones of Butter Nuts. I am Joo Hyun-young. If you enter a company and your boss. You should immediately post it on Blind. No, that's not it. No matter how times change, it's still Yeji. Ah, this friend's name is Yeji. Do you know who wrote the "Myeongsim Bogam"? It's Myeongsim Bogam. You're smart. Ah, I just did it a little. Boss, why did you join our company? Because the company is very small. Say it again. The company is small. Say it again. Small. Say it again. Small. What is our company's revenue? Do you know? Last year alone. Yes. 670 million. 670 million. Do you think 670 million is someone's pet name? Uh, that friend's pet name is 600 million. I am the president, the owner of this company. Owner. Even as the owner, I run around everywhere. But why are you so fat if you work so hard? What, what, say it again. But why are you so fat? Why are you so fat? Why are you so fat? Again. Yes. Yes. You are also very active in dramas as an actress. You received a rookie award at MBC drama "The Contract Marriage," which is truly amazing. No, no. Thank you very much, and I'm so glad I can continue to greet you through various works. Because you act so well, I want to see you in many works. And you're also so good at variety shows, so I hope you do a lot of variety shows. It's difficult to do both, isn't it? Yes. If it overlaps with a drama, I have to give up one, so that part is truly regrettable. As a fan. Or how about this? What if you and Jo Hyun-hyung take turns, one does a drama and the other does a variety show? Would that be difficult? It's very regrettable. Extraordinary Attorney Woo. Yes. Ah, what is this? The name is very long. Oh, have you heard of it for the first time? Do you not know the greeting "Woo to the Young to the Woo"? I made this. Ah, I think I've heard of it. Did Hyun-hyung-nim make this? Like "Bi-du-a-ju-du-bang-bang"? I took it from there. I was a huge fan of G-Dragon back then. So, you made a catchphrase based on your fandom for G-Dragon. That's right. I want to greet each other with the greeting you created, Joo Hyun-young, and the Woo Young-woo greeting. How about it? Uh, okay. It's a bit embarrassing. It's an honor. Yes. I'll go first. Yes. Jo to the Hyung to the Hyung. Young to the Dae-gi. Kim to the Q to the Won. Hmm. You're good. Do it again. Do it again. I'll go first then. Ah, yes. Do to the Pal. Do to the Ge. SNL replacement complete. Ha. Shall we do it one more time? Uh. It's going. Ah, I don't think I should touch G-Dragon. What do you mean touch? It's not an insult, I just did it based on my experience. You sang it with a facial expression that was ugly and fat. So the expression. Uh, because you did it with that expression, fans might protest a lot on the channel, so you should be careful about that. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. We will continue the perfectly matched conversation with care. The next keyword is personal talent. Ah, Hyun-nim has many fresh and diverse personal talents. I actually had a personal talent for observing and describing people. I heard you have a phone 상담원 (customer service representative) personal talent. What is it? When we connect with 상담원 (customer service representatives) by phone and talk, "Ah, hello, Hyung-nim, our company is..." Just a moment. Just a moment. Just a moment. Ah, isn't this a bit demeaning? Yes. Because 상담원 (customer service representatives) have many calls and limited time, they speak so quickly, but who cares? Yes. They speak quickly because they are busy. Even current 상담원 (customer service representatives) commented that they could relate a lot. Yes. I'm sorry. Please proceed properly. Customer. Yes. I'm sorry. Is this not available? Uh, but this was originally there, and I'm suddenly doing it in a somewhat abrupt manner. How do you do this? You have to pull out the "Bui" from your armpit. Karu. Ah, Karu. Wow, among all the Gyaru I've seen so far, this is the most... You can stop now. Is that right? Karu. Ah, Karu. Do you have a plastic bag? Jjak-ru. Healing Talk Show, Ddakdae. The next keyword is Idol. Your original dream was to be an idol, not an actress. Yes. I actually liked G-Dragon so much in my school days that I wanted to become an idol and meet G-Dragon. I think I wanted to be an idol with that cute intention. The amazing thing is that Hyun-nim actually applied to JYP. Is this true? Yes, that's right. But I was eliminated in the first round. Why? I like dancing and singing, but I don't have the skills to be an idol. I know that, but why did you apply? JYP isn't like a neighborhood pet's name, it's a top agency, so what were you thinking when you applied? That's why I was eliminated. What were you thinking? I just wanted to... I thought JYP and I would suit each other well. I've mentioned applying to JYP on other broadcasts a few times. Ah, it seems like a JYP type. Comments like "JYP type" and "rabbit type" are also common. There are many rabbit-type idols, starting with Ye-soo-nim, Na-yo-nim, and Lee Yoon-nim. That's right. I've also been told I look like a rabbit quite often. But not all rabbits are the same. Hyun-nim is like an Australian rabbit, you know? Like a kangaroo, a kangaroo. A rabbit with a lot of muscles. Are you a bit excited? Moon-ah, Moon-ah is very excited today. Why are you acting up so much today? Let's proceed properly. Okay, nod if you understand. I'm sorry. It's not that I'm nodding, but I'm imitating those rebellious kids. Ah, I missed the timing when I was about to show you that personal talent. Ah, yo, yo, this is also a personal talent. Yes. Ah, right. I'm sorry. I thought you were talking to me. Ah, no, no. It's acting. Those friends would even take my money. Uh, but I observed them with interest. So I tried to turn it into a personal talent. The next keyword for our multi-talented Hyun-nim is radio. Yes. Hyun-young was selected as the Radio DJ in the 2025 Korea First Brand Awards. Ah, thank you so much. I am Joo Hyun-young on SBS Power FM at 12 o'clock, broadcasting every day from 12 PM to 2 PM. I'm really envious. Because it was my dream to have a radio show named after me like Hyung-nim. But it seems like a strong radio show would suit you well. You'd be good at it. Ah, really? Yes. Ah, then, as if it were my radio program today, shall we practice hosting? With the concept of me being a guest on Ssem-mun Radio. We can also consult with listeners about their worries. It will be fun. Our opening song is Tteong-tteong-tteong Tteu-tteong-tteong Ssem-mun's Double Patty. Yes. Ssem-mun's Double Patty. Today's segment is one that you've all been waiting for. It's Joo Hyun-young's time to listen to my worries. Joa-hyung, something like that. Yes. Please send us many worry letters. Yes. 3500 for 3500. Ssem-mun 00 for Ssem-mun's fat. Short texts are 150,000 won. Long texts are 350,000 won. Only those who can afford it should send them. Okay, the first letter. Hello, Mundi. I came to a talk show I really didn't want to go to today, and it was really hard. Every single line is enough to drive a person crazy, and the smell is so bad because you don't wash well, so I'm breathing through my mouth. Ah, it must be very difficult. Right? Then, how about turning your body to the opposite side of the host? Uh, it seems a little better. Yes. Next letter. I'll read it. Hello, Mundi-jjudi. I'm worried because my close friends tease me a lot. Really? How do they tease you? It all started with a mistake during an interview at a press conference. Since then, my friends have been teasing me, saying I resemble someone who does a strange reporter concept. That person has a face like an Australian rabbit that I don't like, so I felt very offended. Ah, don't be surprised. My surname is Jo. Jo. Jo. Healing Talk Show. Ddakdae. The next segment is our Ddakdae's most beloved corner. It's the positive comment reading time. There were many positive comments for Hyun-young-nim, who is active at the top in all fields. I'm looking forward to it. Ah, then, please show us Hyun-young-nim's positive comments. Wow, Joo Hyun-young is so funny. She'd be good at acting too. Try acting. Ah, I'm already doing it, but I think I'd be good at acting. Ah, right, right, right. Ah, right. This is Woo-doo-da. Hyung. Woo, I remember this now. I remember it now. Oppa, it's here. Just do it as it is. No, this person lives here. Why is this person Jo-jyeo, Jo-jyeo? What are you doing now? Are you angry? No, I'm not angry, I'm just flustered. Is it a concept to act scary with your expression and actions? It seems like a concept. Ah, joke, joke, joke, joke. 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