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Sufiyana pesh [Music] Sufiyana kya tum kya tum mere liye kuch bhi feel nahin karti [Music] Tum mere liye dost the dost ho aur hamesha dost rahoge. Jaar, iske alawa agar hum dono ke beech mein koi rishta ho sakta hai to vo sirf itna ki tum meri taiya jaad bahan ke hone wale shauhar ho isse zyada kuch nahin. [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] Chhoti biwi, allah tel bahut garam ho gaya hai. Chhoti biwi, tel garam ho gaya hai. Insaan ko itna bhi forward nahin hona chahiye ki vah kisi ke hone wale shauhar par nazar rakhne lage. Tum bahar jao. Tum kahna kya chahti ho? Kayanat, Ajmer se Delhi tak tumhara Saaran ke kareeb aana ek anjaana ittefaq ho sakta hai, Saltanat, magar aaj, aaj usse akele mein bahar jaakar milna ek saazish nahin to aur kya hai? [Music] Kayanat, agar tai ammi ke usoolon ne tumhare libas ko backend bana rakha hai to kam se kam apni soch to aaj ke zamane ki rakho. Kisi ladke aur ladki ke akele mein milne ka sirf ek matlab nahin hota hai. Tumhara hone wala shauhar tumhare rishte se mera bhi to kuch lagta hai na? Sine ki aag ek glass pani se thandi nahin hoti hai. [Music] Saltanat, bachpan se lekar aaj tak tumne hamari pasand ki har cheez humse chhini hai magar ab hum aisa nahin hone denge. Saltanat, hargiz nahin hone denge. Aag kitni bhi bhayaanak kyon na ho, Kayanat, pani use bujha hi deta hai. Agar bachpan se aaj tak maine apni pasand ki har cheez hasil ki aur tum peeche reh gai ho to usmein mera nahin, tumhari parwarish ka kasoor hai. Sawaal mujhse nahin, apni ammi se puchho. Aur rahi baat Jaar ki, vo tum hi mubarak ho. Tumhara hone wala shauhar [Music] He badshaaho ke badshah, hum sabke malik ya Allah, humne apni poti Kayanat Shah aur apne bhai ke pote Saaran Shah ka nikah tay ho jaane ke liye jo milad ki man maangi thi, ya Allah, hamari is neki ko kabul farma lijiye aur hamaare dono bachchon ko ek dusre ka saath aur paakiza zindagi ata farma dijiye. Mere Maula, mere Maula, mere Maula. Ameen, Ameen. [Music] [Music] Jaar, sa batash bhale hi aapke Canada mein milad hota ho lekin yahan jaise damid ka tabak nahin milta hoga. Lije, shukriya. [Music] [Music] Hum dono ka ek jaisa hona bas ek ittefaq hai, Jaar. Kayanat hi vo ladki hai jiske liye tum Hindustan aaye the. [Music] Kayanat, Kayanat, Kayanat, mujhe baat karni hai tumse. Kayanat, mujhe baat karni hai. Are, kahin chali gayi? Kayanat, please, please, please, meri baat suno. Please. Dekhiye, hum hum aapse baat nahin kar sakte hain. [Music] Kayanat, Kayanat, bahut zaroori baat hai. Aise mat jao. Maine aapse kaha na ki hum aapse baat nahin kar sakte. Hamara pura khandan yahan par hai. Aap… lekin thodi der baat kar lo, please. Bahut zaroori baat hai. Aise mat jao. Aapka is tarah se hamara haath pakadna sahi nahin hai, Kayanat. [Music] Miya jaan, aaj barson ke baad asli milad dekha aur suna. Apne ghar aur apne mulk ke, yahi to maje hain. Maamoon, bas hamaare bhai Miya is baat ko nahin samajh paaye. [Music] Bismilah. [Music] Ji, Saltanat beta ji, tum yahan kyon khadi ho? Woh, baith ja, jaake. [Music] Baith jao, beta. [Music] Aapko khana kaise laga, bhabhi ji? Waah, Saltanat putar, bahut lazeez khana banaya aapne. [Music] Ji ji, woh nahin. Aaj uska credit hum tumko nahin lene denge. Darasal yeh khana Saltanat ne nahin, aapki hone wali bahu Kayanat ne banaya. [Music] [Music] Saltanat putar, yeh hum aapke liye la… iski koi zaroorat nahin hai. Aap please rehnee dijiye. [Music] Kya aap ab bhi fancy dress competition mein participate karte rahte ho, putar? [Music] To phir itna lazeez khana banane wali hamari bahu yahan kyon nahin hai? Use bhi bulwayein yahan? Haan, jaroor. Badi bahu ji, Miya. [Music] [Music] Sa…s… [Music] Mujhe lagta hai aapne galti se yeh kada mujhe pehna diya tha, Kayanat samajh kar. Aapki hone wali bahu aapke samne khadi hai. Aap use pehna dijiye mujhe. Haan haan karne wali, ji huzoori karne wali aisi ladki nahin chahiye, Mama. [Music] [Music] [Music] Aise kya dekh rahi ho, Parveen bahu? Yeh sab kudrat ka kamal hai. To alag alag maaon ki kokh se do ladkiyan paida hoti hain aur dono ki shakal hu ba hu ek, halanki woh judwa nahin hain. [Music] [Music] [Music] Jaar, tumhen hi mubarak ho, tumhara hone wala shauhar. Sufiyana pesh, Sufiyana. [Music]