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And in weird things in space news, that mysterious rift is still there. Not gone yet. You remember that, don't you? It's probably important. Back to you, Tabitha.
Rick, Mom's working and Dad's still sleeping. I'm— I'm gonna be late. Yeah, yeah. I— I got you. Here. Holy shit. Is the portal gun working again? Yeah, pretty much. Sometimes that happens. Just get the keys.
It's actually been nice taking a break from the portal travel stuff. I— I've been racking up a lot of high school adventures. I have a process, Morty. Huh? I'm fixing my portal gun and every time you bring it up it blocks my creative flow. And then I'm forced to take longer on purpose, just to train you not to bring it up. Geez. Do you know what projection is? Do you? No. I heard mom use it.
Lord, no! He's here again! Morty Protocol, children. Oh. What's it now? Brain bugs? Space worms? Have I been de-facultied again? You guys don't have to react like this every day. Last time, the aliens made me lick all the toilet seats. That's right. Made me. I see that look on your faces. What did you do, you tiny monster? This isn't me.
The people demand to know, do these visitors come in peace? But first, Peter's Pizza Corner! What slice we reviewing today, Petey? Cheese. If these aliens want earth, they'll have to go through Egypt. And they can ask mummies how that goes. Mummy mia. Dinosaurs are back? Monkeys went bald?