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Johnny, sense is the first person really squirt. And then I got this attaching. I'm like, everywhere. I'm on Jerkmates, all over my camera. It's like [Music] [Applause].
How is everyone doing today? Yeah, yeah, awesome. Welcome back to Turned On, episode what are we on? Seven? Eight? This is eight. Episode eight. [ __ ] yeah, baby! Everyone, thank you so much for subscribing. Leave a comment, share, do all that. I appreciate it so much. I think we're about to hit like 300 subscribers, and that is [ __ ] awesome. Yes. The fact that 300 people want to watch me, but mostly watch you guys. Yeah, we're gonna watch you.
Alright, um, so today we have Anna Chambers in the [ __ ] house. I have been anticipating this moment for what? Since October? Since our birthdays? Since our birthdays? Wow. Since November? No, I'm November, you're October. Scorpio gang. Yeah. So how are you? You just got into town today, right? Yes, I just drove here five hours for this amazing podcast. And then you're gonna drive right back home? Yes. The [ __ ] I am. My animals are home. Got a doggie and a kitty. I gotta go take care of. Kinda what do you got? I have a big ass Mastiff and I have a dwarf Sphinx. And he's like white. Usually they're like black and like, you don't gotta take so much care of them. This one's white. I gotta clean him all the time. He got blue eyes. This guy's crusty. It's like I'm a [ __ ] mom of two kids. You're talking about a Sphinx cat? Yeah. A dwarf though. He doesn't grow up. I don't know the [ __ ] all that skin just like, yeah. But I don't, you really gotta like take care of those things, right? You're thinking of like, the naked cat. It is a naked cat. Yeah. Yeah. Oh [ __ ]. I don't know. Blonde moment. Well, yeah, I'm just dumb, guys. It's okay. It's okay. No, it's not that I'm funny. It's just that I'm a [ __ ]. Oh my god. No, we're all morons here.
So I'm super glad that both of you guys are here together because I already know that Harley is a [ __ ] [ __ ]. But, uh, from from your Twitter, it looks like you are a nasty [ __ ] [ __ ]. I'm [ __ ] disgust. I'm a filthy cum dumpster. Call me whatever. I embrace it. I'm everything. I love it. I love this, uh, job that I have. That's cool. So tell me, uh, tell me about how's your career been so far since you've been in it? How long have you been in it? How many scenes have you done? It's about to be a year now. I actually got signed last April. Okay. Um, I [ __ ] love it. I've done a lot of scenes. I don't really, I can't keep. Oh, that [ __ ] dick. They always put me with BBC. Are you into chicks too? I love chicks. And I actually like girls. I'm not like a fake like girl. There's so many of those in the industry. Just like, fake by girls. Dude, I'll pull up to set and like the girls will be like, okay, like we're about to make out and stuff. Okay. Is there like a favorite company that you've shot for, um, or someone that you really want to shoot for? I'm about to shoot for a Capture. And I'm really excited for that in Miami. I'm gonna get captured and like thrown into a trunk or something. Oh, that's cool as [ __ ]. Yeah, like stuff like that. I'm like crazy as [ __ ]. I like to do. As you've seen in my content, really, uh, hardcore stuff. Yeah. You, you [ __ ] were in like a cage. I was like, yo, send me something [ __ ] crazy. And you sent me this. You're like, in like some demonic, Saint Tonic, Santana, whatever the [ __ ]. Dog mask, sucking ball sacks in like my actual dog's cage. This is not weird at all. She was not home. You were in a dog's cage? In a huge dog cage? Like my own dog's cage. And the ball sack of a human? Yes. The male talent was on top of the cage with his balls through the cage. And me and my girl were just like, that's incredible. Yeah, it was [ __ ] awesome. That's wow. Yeah. And then we got pissed on in the end. It was [ __ ] fun. I love weird [ __ ] like that. But I never get to do the weird [ __ ]. Why? Because one, nobody lives in [ __ ] Arizona. Um, and two, I just don't get booked for that stuff. I got booked for a little bit in the beginning. No, you, you did that on your own. Oh, yeah. That's what I'm saying. Is like, there's no male talent here. What am I gonna do? Like, buy dogs? Like, haul it to LA? No, no. Come to my house in Vegas. We'll set it up. Alright, well, there's some weird [ __ ]. Oh, yeah, definitely. I mean, with this, with, I mean, we're still, we're barely opening the lid on your craziness. But the girl, what yesterday, go [ __ ] party at her house. I'm sure you could suck all the balls over there. See, but I don't know. I like the balls in a cage. Not yet, like a big orgy of random people. It needs to be fun balls, not just like ball sex. I don't want random man balls. Yeah, yeah. We're picky [ __ ]. I don't do my balls getting sucked on. That [ __ ] hurts. What do you mean? You don't like your balls licked? No, licked. Yeah. Like you don't like it? Slightly. The way that she was aggressively sucking the balls on the cage looked like he was [ __ ] hurting. I mean, listen, he got a [ __ ] droopy sound. I was sucking on it. Have you heard that, guys? Like when you like hum when you suck on their balls? Oh, yeah. They like it when you do that. When you like rim their ass too. There was a video that I came across, uh, I think it was on CM [ __ ]. And oh, is this of course his? Wait, I don't even think he were after my peers. When he put his own balls in his ass. That was incredible. Oh, awesome. I didn't see that. I see the stuff he posts. Like he puts his like balls in his ass and he like poops them out. What the [ __ ]? I'm like, my balls. Shout out to you. Like, okay, yeah. You want a medal for having a normal sack? Ryan. Yeah, I mean, I like big sacks. Like big. Like they have to be full. And there's a little hair. Is okay. I'm not like a [ __ ] Sphinx cat. Like, I, I like manly balls. Yeah. You know. Does this guy have to be completely shaved for you to touch his nuts? Hell no. I like hair. I don't care. I have a bush myself. Like, I don't give a [ __ ] about that. As long as your pubes aren't like winding up in my teeth because they're so long, I'm chilling. No, they're going to actually stab you. And you're gonna have to just like, fluff it. I just smell like man. No woman hair. Yeah. Let me just floss my teeth with your bush. I don't give a [ __ ]. Guys need hair. Yeah, they need to take care of your ass. We're good to escape. I'm currently obsessed with the video that you and Val were in recently. And you guys spitting all over each other. [ __ ] spitting, slapping, choking, like degrading the [ __ ] out of each other. Yes. Hold on, hold on. Let me say this. Now that you're finally here, I don't usually get turned on by like people that I personally know. Like when I see you guys on camera because like I manage you guys, right? So I'm like, oh, it's just another porno flick. It's just another butthole in my timeline. That [ __ ] video. That video caught me at the right time in my life where I [ __ ] jacked off and I was like, this is hot. This is hot. So I mean, that's just me. Me and me being [ __ ] honest. That was a hot ass video. Thank you. Yeah, she's super cute. She's like a little shy. And I'm like, very dominant. Really? She's shy? Doesn't seem like it. [ __ ]. Well, I mean, she definitely gets into character for sure. But, uh, I was just like, alright, personal life. Yes, she is shy. Yeah, I'm saying camera-wise, she, yeah, she was doing her thing. I was telling her like, I'm gonna spit all over you, slap you, choke you. She was super with it. It was a dope death. Just beat the [ __ ] out of me. I mean, don't tell me that because I'll leave. Seriously. I mean, we're all. Never mind. We're gonna do some fun stuff later. We'll get into that soon though. What are you? You have the hots for her or what? Of course. Look at her [ __ ] ass. I'm just staring at her thighs right now. Like, hello. Who has the bbo baby? This is power lifting. And then snacks. Wow. Guys, I came in here today. Ryan texted me yesterday like, is your ass real? She came in here like, your ass is fake, right? This is my [ __ ] life. Turn around. Let him see it. It's it. Literally stand up. [ __ ]. Drop your pants. Holy [ __ ]. What the [ __ ]? That's just a [ __ ] great ass right there. Look at Harley. She's just [ __ ] geeking out. It's just a butt. It's just. I'm just like, unproportional here. That's why it looks huge. You're right over there. I didn't realize you were so tired. Everyone like, what did you think I was? Like five [ __ ] eight? No, I didn't feel like always. I just, I didn't realize you were like, yeah, like you were petite. Honestly, I thought you had more like curve to you. You are tiny as [ __ ]. Yeah, I'm a little girl. I'm a little girl. And yeah, porn relationship stress, all that [ __ ]. I'll put 10 pounds back on in like a week. I'll be good. How many tattoos you got? Covered. [ __ ]. A, um, like 30. 30. Yeah. What's your favorite piece? I just burped. That's hot. You're what? I said, I just burped. Um, I don't know. I like a lot. I like this one a lot. I love hand tattoos. Is that a? Is that a face? It's a material. I'm Russian. So it's like, you know, those like Russian dolls, like open up and they keep opening. So it's like a cracked bitch's face. She's like dead. Okay. I have all my tattoos are like super demonic. I'm. What's that? What's the one on that side? That, that one looks [ __ ] fresher. This one? This lady? Yeah. It's not even finished. That was like my second tattoo. The guy [ __ ] took 10 hours. He was shading the [ __ ] out of my arm. I was like, um, it's like a devil drinking wine. Okay. It looks like there's a [ __ ] camera because it's not finished. The other stuff that goes. Wait, is it? It's a flashlight. She's holding. No, she's holding. How did you hear? Did you hear a [ __ ] flashlight? You know what? From this [ __ ] angle, it looks like it looks like a flashlight. Wow. [ __ ] me. Yeah, I got a fleshlight already. Um, it's a wine glass. The [ __ ] is drinking someone's blood. It's a succubus. Just like I am. Hell yeah. That's what I want for Halloween. I didn't do [ __ ] for Halloween. It was all planned the day of because he invited me to a [ __ ] Halloween party. I was [ __ ] trapped. That Halloween party sucked. Yeah, that Halloween party sucked ass. I was pissed. Where'd you guys go? Went to Chloe Temple's. I love Chloe. Chloe, I love you. But like the party was kind of ass. It's just like everybody was like in their own weird groups. It was like so. Me and Chloe used to live together. We just have like a much bigger house, much bigger backyard. Backyard was [ __ ] huge. And that Halloween party, I think we had like 200, 300 people show up. And it was lit. And it was a good time. But that was just like, weird, like groups of people. Yeah. I was, I didn't [ __ ] know what it was. That would be me. I'd be just taking shots in the background. And it's like, where'd Hannah go? And then I woke up the next morning with a black eye because I ran into the [ __ ] parking garage pillar. Sober, might I add. I got my ass beat. I'm just [ __ ] idiot. Do you know what the [ __ ] just happened to me? So like, this is like a week ago. I got a brand new phone. So I went out on Fremont. I live in Vegas. Oh, yeah. So this never ends well. I was [ __ ]. Whatever. I was hammered. Um, I sounds like a story time. Yeah. So somehow I'm like going to find an Uber. I try to get an Uber. I can't find my phone. It's all like a blackout to me right now. So I get in some guy's car. He's driving me home. I remember like we pulled over and I threw up. And he tried to like pull over in the middle of nowhere and just make me get out the car. I'm like, bro, are you serious? No way. Like, I'm in the hood. I'm 10 minutes away from my house. Take me home. So you drove me home. We get to my house and I'm like, alright, let me look for my phone. So he's like, I get out the car and look for your phone. Shorty, I was so [ __ ] drunk. It didn't click in my head. Dude, the minute like I stepped out, I bent over to like reach in the back seat. He peeled off on my [ __ ] block with the door open. I'm like, sitting there crying, bawling my eyes out. Whatever. Called the cops. Had a police report about that. So I go the next day. This is not even. This is not even it. I go the next day to AT&T. The phone's on speaker. All the representatives are standing there. I call my dad. I'm like, yo, this is what happened. Blah, blah, blah. I'm buying a new phone right now. He goes, Anna, what the [ __ ]? What the [ __ ] is this? I'm like, Dad, you're on speaker. I'm at AT&T. What's going on? Oh, your porn is on my phone. All your porn. Our family members. You're a lawyer. Everybody. So this [ __ ]. I don't know how he got into my phone. He sent my family my porn. So like, they know what I do. But it's a difference between like, they know it, but they want to see it. Exactly. So I was dealing with that [ __ ] [ __ ]. My debit card was in the back of my phone. I'm still waiting on it. What a [ __ ] week it's been. That's what that's what happens when you go to Fremont, dude. Never again. This is [ __ ] crazy, man. It's lit though. It's so much fun in Vegas. I think it's more fun than the Strip. But like, yeah, it's way better. I'm a people watcher. So like when I go there, I just like to like walk around and like watch things. Like [ __ ] the [ __ ] Strip is for like tourists. Fremont is locals. You go there, you get hammered. You're like, yeah, you see [ __ ] doing BDSM. Dominatrix in the question. Whip the [ __ ] out of me for free. And I was like, oh, I like that. But I like, I'm not into the flogging that much. This [ __ ] hurts my butt. So you say you're Russian, right? I am. Speak Russian, duh. Give me something. What the [ __ ] does that mean? I love dick. What do you say? How do you say that? Yeah, yeah. New blue, blue, blue. You're shy. Say it louder. What you're talking about? [Laughter] Yeah, she said it low key. She said it. There we go. We love that. Halfway through the last one, I was like, wait, what the blue, blue, blue, blue. [ __ ] yeah. I was watching a, uh, a comedy skit of Kristolya. You said, do you know who? You know what that is? No. You don't know who Kristolya is? No. Holy [ __ ]. He's [ __ ] hilarious. I'm obsessed with John C. Reilly. Okay, I know who that is. But I'll send you the video after this. So he, uh, he does this comedy skit on Russians. He's like, and I've said, and I've said my to myself like my whole, my whole life. I'm like, um, when have I ever heard a happy Russian? Here, hold up. You can watch the video. And it's him just literally like mimicking what they sound like at an amusement park. Oh my god. Listen, listen. That's why you're laughing. You agree with that [ __ ]? You ever seen a Russian outside of Disneyland like hunting up? Is the whole crew? Kid? No, definitely not. It's the last part that gets me. [Music] What is that? Would you say that's pretty accurate or no? [ __ ] you. This is my father. Bye. Oh, you're coming back for me? [ __ ] great. Well, yeah, so as I mean, as I was saying, it's like, and even just like the Russian accent just sounds so [ __ ] angry. Hold on. I haven't. Do you say I have a Russian accent? No, no, no. Okay. But just like, just Russian all together. Yeah, they sound. It sounds so angry. My father and like my mom, they're like heavy. Like I was born in Russia. I came to Brooklyn when I was like three. So luckily I like developed that like American accent. But my hair. You don't sound like you're from Brooklyn. That's the first ever. But like when people are from Brooklyn, you can usually tell. I tried to get rid of the ratchetness. I tried to had to like kind of. I totally just get the whole new revive from you. Oh, absolutely. So I don't give a [ __ ] personality. Is that she? Oh, yeah. I don't give a [ __ ] at all. Yeah. But that's that's a good quality. I have. I feel like people that care too much. It's not good for them. Yeah, it's not [ __ ]. Over you care too much? No. Yeah. Are you a softie? No. I'm a Scorpio. Are you a softie? Yes. What the [ __ ] are you talking about? You are a sweetie little softy. Yes. In my [ __ ] to you guys. Yeah. I have to be. That's nice. Riley, you should be softer towards me too. Not from you guys. I mean, like obviously we hang out. I'm gonna be [ __ ] nice to you. But you're so nice to literally everybody other than when you get pissed and like yell at people in Target. That's awesome. Strangers. Oh, strangers. But I feel like you should be nice to strangers. You gotta yell at everybody. I'll be giving everybody my piece. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. Everybody. [ __ ]. I do. We should just [ __ ] everybody. Exactly. It's all love. It's all love. Guys, how many, uh, threesomes have you been in? Like, think about that one. Yeah, like 15. Okay. How many orgies you've been in? You're like, orgies better. I haven't had like as many as I want. But now I'm about to go crazy. I've had like five orgies. I really want to get gang banged. And, um, dude, so I'm an anal virgin. I'm like prepping this butthole. It's just like, it's so tight. And like, I don't want. I don't want to have a cape. I don't know. I don't know. I'm not even get a finger in there or what? Yeah, I could get my finger in there now. Two? Or just one? No, you're pushing it now. Yeah, yeah. It's a little problem back there. Push too. I got the anal kit sent to me. And I was like, what happened? Are you sure? Because when that like tip comes out. Yeah. But like fingers, I don't like. Because you can feel like the ridges and like the texture of a finger versus like a glass dildo. Are this much better? I feel like the moment that you get into anal, you will become an anal [ __ ]. Tip to do it. There's a Hitachi, like a vibrator. Oh, yeah. I know that's the. I've been squirting. I've never squirted. If Johnny Sins is the first person really squirt. And then I got this attaching. And I'm like, everywhere. I'm on Jerkmates. All over my camera. It's like amazing. I love that thing. Shout out to my fan who got me that. Awesome. I would die without my Hitachi. Me and her. Dude, like, have you, has your charger ever like just died? I have a one with a cord now because my last one, it died. And I threw it at the wall and it busted because I was like, I killed myself. It was like mid-masturbation. And I was like, that makes you angry? Yeah, I'd be like, are you [ __ ] serious? Yeah. Girls, you gotta, it's like when you brush your hair as a kid. Did you, were you over that kid when you brushed your hair and I made your hanger? You're just like, no. Have you seen it? I can't do that to my hair. I lost like, lost track of this conversation. You talking brushing your hair with a Hitachi? Yeah. You have a girl on TikTok where she's like ripping her hair out. Yeah. And then she's just like, ripping her [ __ ] hair out because you're getting angry. And then she just like, hits her head. Oh, yeah, I saw that kid. That would just get so easy. Hitachi's gotcha. That's your favorite toy? Oh, absolutely. Tried and true. Uh, yeah. What's your favorite toy? That's my [ __ ] favorite toy. I've been squirting all over town. Yeah. Oh, 100%. Yeah. What do you mean? I can't squirt it. I mean, I can buy like flavoring. Okay. So there's not a lot. But like, it's nothing like when you like come. Do you like? Okay, so some girls like just. Yeah, I like squeezing my [ __ ] like mad tight. And it's just like, you gotta pee. Dude, it's pee. You gotta [ __ ] pee. It is what it is. I'm telling you the truth. I didn't think it was pee like that because it just like, you don't relax. You [ __ ] push it out like you're pushing out a baby. Okay. I, I don't have any kids. See, I feel like when I do that, like nothing comes out. It's just like, maybe you don't have to pee. You got this. I mean, yeah, I don't know. I mean, I've been using a, I talked to tattoo for like two years, like every couple, like a couple times a day. And it's never happened. Okay, well, next time we're on this podcast, we're gonna go on level four on your [ __ ] and we'll make you squirt for sure. Also, I don't understand like the different modes with Hitachi. Why are you coming to like a Morse code? I don't. Yeah, they have like patterns and stuff. What does that do for anybody? Yeah, no, no. I need like a chainsaw steady. Yeah, yeah. Crazy. Are your, uh, what size those titties over there? 36D. Dang. Are you proud of those? Right? I am. They're fake. Shout out to my surgeon. I love you. They look [ __ ] monstrous. Yeah, they're [ __ ] big. I should just like. Now you should. You should put that back down. Hey guys, are you a dirty talker? Yes. Give me your best dirty talk. What do you mean? Give me my best dirty talk. Okay. Talk to him. Come over here and put that dick in my [ __ ] mouth. I'll try again. I'll try again. I don't want no. You don't want it. Nothing. You told her no. You told me no. No, I don't want you. Bye. That was your best series? Hell no. I gotta be in the moment, right? You can't do some dirty talking. You just [ __ ] Riley. No, I said you can't just dirty talk. Whoa, whoa. Did you just call me [ __ ]? No, I didn't call you. Riley's. I didn't hear that. I heard that. You're tripping. That means he's talking about you. Ha ha. [ __ ] that's like VR porn. You gotta like get up in the air. [Laughter] That was much better than your dirty talk. Well, [ __ ] off. Bye. I'm done with the dirty job. Bye. That is wild. Um, so I'm gonna [ __ ]. I've been excited to ask you this. Ready? Um, but you told me that you were gonna bring your new favorite toy here because you wanted to show me what it was. I have no idea what it looks like. I have no idea what the [ __ ] it is. No, you do not. Um, I have never used this toy. Uh-huh. Am I allowed to like say the company and stuff like what this is? Alright, so it's [ __ ] Live Forever. Like Karel owns this company. And like he let me go to his warehouse and he gave me a duffel bag. And I got mad [ __ ]. Like I got this. I got dildos. So when I, they were like, I was like, take me to the sex stuff. So I got like a banana dildo, a regular dildo. And then they showed me this [ __ ] monster. And I was like, I need that. Do you have it? I sure do. You want to just show it? Do you want to see it? Yeah, I want to see it. Close your eyes. Okay. Okay. They're closed. [Music] Jesus Christ. Open up. Oh my god. Holy [ __ ]. It's like Damian Dayski. Bro, no, this is bigger. Oh, yeah. Holy [ __ ]. Yeah. Have you put? Have you used that? No, no, no, no. Nope. That's like a prop. It's just pretty. Oh, yeah. I got it. And I hung it above my bed. And then you were like, let's do this podcast. And I'm like, looking. I'm gonna FaceTime with you. Looking above my [ __ ] headboard. Like I'm gonna. I'm just gonna give them. Is that? Does it say the company? Yes, it does. [ __ ] Live Forever. That's [ __ ] cool. Hell yeah. He knows how to promote his [ __ ]. Well, I've never like, I mean, with all the dildos that I see floating around stores and [ __ ], I have never. Am I right? Am I wrong? Have you ever seen a dildo with a [ __ ] logo on it like that? But the glasses don't need to be used. I think it's made to just be an art piece. No, no, no, no. I've seen a video of a [ __ ] put this in her ass where it has the words. That that texture would feel good. Good. Well, it's kind of like the original girl put a toilet brush in her. Position. Dude, I put my whole [ __ ] arm in Lydia Black's [ __ ] so she could put this in there easy. Are you saying that the the wording wouldn't feel good? Yeah, I wouldn't. I feel like, yeah, I feel like it would probably be. It's like a ribbed condom, but like. But don't some. Don't some dildos have like ridges on it? Yeah, but that's different than like openings and like. Oh, it's like, yeah, my ring, my tongue ring just got stuck in it already. Like that was great. Didn't you change your tongue ring and like sell it or something? I did. I did. But everybody likes the green. So I'm like, one more time. That's my favorite color. Green all day. Shoulder tongue rings. I did. I [ __ ] you. I sold my nipple rings. Um, I don't know. Yeah, like [ __ ] it. I sold my panties, pasties that I work for. I don't know. I've sent it in a baggie. Like he hung it up on his [ __ ] headboard. Some dude bought my panties and put it up in his bar. Ever sold bath water? I hear that's a thing. That's interesting. [Music] Wow. I would like to do toenails. And we all come. Yeah. I have this guy on OnlyFans who's always like, can you send me videos? Are you doing those? Just like, like [ __ ]. I have big lips. And I don't know, maybe he has like a tiny dick. So he imagines like his penis. Like it's so [ __ ] weird. And he sends me like 300 for us. I'm like, yeah, [ __ ] [ __ ]. Yeah, [ __ ] me. So, uh, can we get the first glimpse of you? Just you don't have to throw it right this second. Yeah, but, uh, yeah, see how far you can go. This thing is so. I guess throw yourself. This is very, uh, interesting here. I'm just gonna literally. Alright, everyone, just be quiet. Listen to this. It's like thick. Oh, I'm spinning on my titties. Yes. Holy [ __ ]. I feel like I have to like. Oh [ __ ]. You about to throw up? No, it just went so deep. Wow. Okay, so where am I at with the saliva? That's all I did. A little bit. I did [ __ ]. I went up to [ __ ]. So far. It's so big. How big is? How big is that? Uh, 13. 13 or 12 inches? Bigger than 12. Because Damian is 12. And that's great. Okay, so it's 13 inches. Dude, I don't. Hold on, hold on. Let me [ __ ] show you right now. Okay. I want to see you do it now because I went up to the E. I want to see what the [ __ ] you could do right now. This is huge. You're gonna like force my [ __ ] face on it. If I can't get past the E. Go to the. Yeah, go to the side. It's like a Howard show. [Music] That's [ __ ] nuts. I'm gonna pass away. Okay. I'm just gonna pass out with the dick in my mouth. Yeah. That is so [ __ ]. Wow. Somebody get mine. Do you have? Oh, you brought a toy too. Yeah, I brought a few. Yes. We all have toys here. You guys plan on some [ __ ]? No, we've never even met before today. I mean, I actually, I knew that you were bringing a toy, but I don't know you. [ __ ] Jesus. Could you just still [ __ ]? We are on YouTube here. Okay. So I brought two of the exact same little eight inch ones. I have the big one. Um, and then, oh yeah, I just figured we could if we wanted to do something together. What not? And then I brought a 10 inch. That's that's like literally my preferred. Like, how the [ __ ] is that one 13? And that one's 10. And that looks so much bigger. Like the curse. That's like this. That's a skinny little [ __ ] [ __ ] right there. No, it's like it's the [ __ ] tip from here. I'm gonna lose my voice by the end of this one here. It looks [Laughter] [Music] Hey. Oh my god. This is awesome. So I could just [ __ ] myself at home on the wall. Just watch that. Watch that candle. I've been on fire. I've been using the [ __ ] shower. [ __ ]. It's gonna lay down. It's not big enough. This is gonna be my mic. I don't give. I won't get like [ __ ] flagged on YouTube for having dildos, right? It's too late now. Hud's dildo. Maybe maybe take. Maybe take those three down. We'll just have to censor your little version. A little, uh, my little miniature dildo. You guys want to do? We want to try the ones that we could both probably successfully do. Have you guys seen when, um, Chloe Temple makes a necklace out of Braxilla's dick? I think we all made a necklace out of his dick. I didn't [ __ ] him. Really? I made like three necklaces from his dick already. Like choked me out. Everything. I don't ever go to [ __ ] Florida. Do you like getting smacked in the face with [ __ ]? I ask. That is my one of my requests. I would love to get. That's why I've been hitting myself with [ __ ] penis this whole time. It's not even real. I love to get spit on, choked. [ __ ]. I don't like to be like verbally degraded. Object. Yeah, but like I'm a sex toy for sure. I'm like, [ __ ] me, daddy. However. Yeah, you buff me up. Like I need to be roughed up. Or else you're. You just want to be smacked in the face with that? Yeah, like this. So Harley, grab the pink dildo. Who's smacking the [ __ ] smacker in the face? It's like sticky. This is clean. Oh, it's my eyelash. [Laughter] That sounded. That sounded like it's like. I like. I like when it's heavy and it smacks my face. Like this big thick old penis. Small wiener zone for you? No, I mean, man. Do you like small dick at all? Alright, I'm not gonna say no names. There's one. There's one guy who knows how to [ __ ] who has a small dick. And that's about it. I don't really like small dick because what am I gonna do that like when people, I was just telling her, when people from like back home like send me dick pics, I'm like, what the [ __ ]? How did I use this? Oh, look at that thing. Yeah, it's like, sorry, no offense, you guys, cuz I know they're gonna watch this. I love average dick. Small dick. I'm sorry. I don't love average dick either. I'm like, alright. But like, the bigger the like, yeah. I have a really shallow vagina though. So like, giant penis. It's like, me too. But then you get addicted to the big dick. I'm toxic. Yeah. Are you guys gonna make out with that in your mouth? No, we're just gonna [ __ ] each other with it. Alright, just get over here. Hold on, hold on. Put the. Put the blanket. I don't want you. I'm not gonna. We're not gonna bother this. Look at. Wow, what a soft dude. I love my couch. It's under the. It's fine. You take it off. Alright, so I'm coming over there. Okay. Okay. I'm a softy for my couch. That's all. Hold on. Do we not [ __ ]? I should put a microphone up on that. On here. Yeah, I'm gonna take this headset off. Should I keep it on? I'm like a [ __ ] DJ right now. DJ Dildo. TJ got you. Okay, let's do this. Are we just starting it? Mm-hmm. Alright, in the middle. Yeah, there's an area or two. Great. It's blonde. Well, good. [ __ ]. Like you're just like grabbing cinnamon. We're eating hair. It's a cake out there. That's too easy for us. We met in the middle like right away. Really? Sit there. Turn a little this way. Oh my god. Literally way too easy. You guys are throat queens. There you go. Well, why can't we do this? Try to like put it down. No, you have to miss it. Okay. Okay. Let's try this. It won't go any further. Holy sh. The tip on that [ __ ] is just too thick. It's like hard. So it won't like move. I don't know what to do with this thing. You know the 10 inch one? Yeah, but that's. I like this is a nice penis. This is like what I like. Yeah, it's just like stuck on it and stuff. I like white dough. Those two. I love clear dough. Those because you can like see more shoes. Oh, oops. Is this turning you on at all? She's shy. I'm gonna get her later. She doesn't know what's coming for her yet. Oh my god. Write down the [ __ ] hatchet. That's it. Easy. Easy. Wow. We're [ __ ]. We could take 10 inches, but not [ __ ] 14, 13. Holy [ __ ]. She said and make it disappear. Goodbye. That is so [ __ ]. Jesus. She's gonna choose. Do you choose dick over air? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, so I have like a deviated septum. So it's hard for me to breathe through my nose. Yeah. So I'm just like, that's why I like drool so much. I love blowing bubbles on the penis. So I just let it suffocate. What the [ __ ]? I don't know how to blow the bubbles. Uh, you just. Oh, but I feel like my spit is like too thin. No, no. Look at my spit all over me. But there's a point where there's a point during the BJ when like there's so much spit, it's like in my nose and I like can't breathe. She just like snotted out. I'm like, oh man. I just did a [ __ ] scene. It was so [ __ ] sloppy. I had like a spit bubble like dripping down my eye. I looked in the camera like it was gnarly. I'm excited to see that [ __ ] come out. That sounds [ __ ] hot. You like facials or swallowing more? Uh, both. Whatever the [ __ ] the guy likes. I like to please. I like to swallow. Come. Where's like the weirdest place dudes come? There's been a few. I got a guy come in my ear. I was just gonna say. I've had that. I had a guy come on like my like specific toe. Um, huh. What about your eye? Yeah, yeah. That happens all the time though. Most of the time it's just an accident. Yeah. I have seen the girls where they're like this. And then they come in the eye. And I'm like, I'm not. I'm not crazy. [ __ ]. Yeah, no. Then your eyes gonna be all red. Oh, yeah. I wouldn't enjoy it. But like, it just kind of does sound fun to like do it once. Yeah. Nuts. That's crazy. I think Chloe episode, she said that, uh, I don't know who she [ __ ] but they had a vasectomy. And he nod in her eye. And it didn't hurt. You remember that? Yeah. That sounds crazy. Yeah. Well, I've had kind of mine. We'll see. But though. I know Logan Long has had a vasectomy. And he got come in my eye at her. Hmm. Yeah. Yeah. That should be it. Alright, I want to give you. Give me some [ __ ] nasty [ __ ]. This Anna Chambers. Yeah. Is it Anna on them? It's Anna. Yeah. Okay. Yo, Anna. Oh, no, no. I'm not Scottish. I didn't think it was on that. But I just wanted to make sure. I want to know. I'm gonna ask you. I'm the [ __ ] talk show here. Alright. What's the craziest thing that you've done sexually? I have two stories. You could pick which one goes first. But I want to hear what you've done. God, I don't know. I don't know what's classified as crazy anymore. I agree. I've done so much [ __ ] up [ __ ] that I'm like, I'm so demented in the house. Wild. Oh, yeah. Well, I think the story that I always tell everybody is like, I was [ __ ] this guy once. And I asked him to punch me in the face. To just like, straight up punch me. And he was like, what? And I was like, punch me. And he was like, I just can't do that. And I was like, okay, we ruined it now. No, I don't even want you. Just go. Like, where'd you, where'd you want him to punch you? In the face. Okay. I like to get roughed up like that. Like, black eye punch? Or just however he felt like punching me in the moment. Just punch me. I like to like [ __ ] slap. But don't like punch me because I'm gonna punch you back. I didn't know that I would go that far anymore. But in the moment, I was like, hit me in the face. So what you're saying, if you were [ __ ] a dude and you tell him to punch you and he punches you, you're gonna [ __ ] punch him? I'm not gonna tell him to punch me. I always sound like, spit on my face, slap me, choke me. Billy, I got yo. I got how hard you like to get rocked. I got rocked really [ __ ] hard the other week. I had like a black and blue on my chin for like a week. Riley was like, you good? I was like, yeah, yeah, I'm great. This is okay. This is totally cool. Yeah. Oh, you're like, do you like getting bruised and stuff? No, not necessarily. I, when I was younger, I used to go to a lot of like BDSM clubs. And I used to get like dominated by like a 50-year-old woman. She would like flog me to the point where like I had bruises on my inner thighs so bad like it would hurt to pee and sit down. And like my ass. I was into it when I was younger. But like, no one saw that. Yeah, nobody like saw that body part of me. I was like, that [ __ ] hurt. I don't know. I like the pain more. I did like fire play, electric play. I would get locked up in the cages. I did like electric play. That's how I was shocked. Oh, yeah. They like shot you. I don't know. Yeah, it's nothing crazy. You went to waterboarding. What's that? What? What the Scorpio? What the [ __ ]? What's waterboarding? What's up, dude? Being a Scorpio, dude. Scorpio is just [ __ ] insane. What do you mean? Waterboarding. Waterboarding like, yeah, yeah. Like, let me, let me [ __ ] drown you. And then lift your head up. Gasp for [ __ ]. Drowning. Look at my toes. I, I've never done that yet. But like, I'm gonna. It sounds like, yeah, I just want to do all the crazy. But I will say, I will say it's anyone that like has never done it, you have to do it with someone that you [ __ ] trust and knows. 100%. I mean, there's, there's multiple ways that I've done it. There's like the soft way of doing it. And then there's the like, the rough way. The soft way. Um, is literally like, let's say I was had you bent over in a bathtub, right? And I'm [ __ ] you. But my hand is on the back of your head. But you're in control of when you dunk yourself. My hand is just there for like, my like, oh my god, I'm [ __ ] doing it myself. You know, that's the soft version. Yeah, that's soft. You need to take my hair and shove my butt. Like for someone that's never done it before, that's like [ __ ] like, you know, it's just like, you, you moderate. But then the person that's like, hey, experience with it. I'm [ __ ] docking you. And then, you know, but there's always a safety thing. It's like, hey, a tap. Like, yeah, safe words and stuff. Yeah, I mean, you can do that. You can do that. If I'm like, [ __ ] you. If we're in the shower and I'm just moving your head in and out of the water, you know, we're pouring water bottles on your face. Put a mask. Like, it's that's interesting. I haven't done that yet. I'm super [ __ ] into it. I've gotten like my nose pinched. I, I used to love that until I did, um, I think it was CM [ __ ]. And I had my septum ring tucked up because they always make me tuck it up. And, um, he was [ __ ] me. And he like pinched my nose and he moved it. And I was just ripping blood because I ended up ripping my septum hole. I mean, I got. I've taken that [ __ ] out. Yeah. Don't take it out. No, you were gonna take it out a week ago. It was like yesterday. I'm not sure. I like it. But sometimes, I mean, if that's the craziest story you have though, I don't know. I don't know what the crazy. Okay, so I'll start. Alright, pick a number. Hold on. Let me think. Five? No, hold on. Seven. I mean, it's between one and two. But I have to think. Alright, just pick a number. Which, which story I want to hear? Determine. Yeah, me too. You [ __ ]. Alright, stop. When I was like, I'm not gonna start. I was 18. Okay, so I was in high school. And, uh, so I had a teacher. And he was really hot. He was my science teacher. Can I say his name? Yeah. His name was Mr. Manson. And he was like, this blonde, green-eyed, like hot [ __ ], like young teacher. I was so like, I was always wild, but he made me horny.
Like, and you know, you're in high school. I was going through all those [ __ ] like crazy feelings. So I dressed up very [ __ ]. I always did, but I came to school one day very specially prepared for this occasion. I had like a little skirt on, and I used to sit in the front because I used to get in trouble a lot. I was one of those like attitude cool kids. I don't go to class [ __ ]. So I always have to sit in the front. So I'm sitting there like in my little short skirt, whatever. And his desk was right in front of mine. So he would say, you know how like teachers would like sit on their desk and like put their hands on their thigh and like talk and [ __ ]? So I'm just like staring at him. I'm staring at him, and I just start like lifting up my skirt. And he's looking at me. And I'm sitting next to my two boys, and they're just like, "What are you doing? What are you doing?" I'm like, "Shut the [ __ ] up." And I'm just to go down. I'm just like lifting up my shirt, and I see he's looking. So I just like put my leg like this, and I started rubbing my [ __ ]. I swear to God, this was during class, and he was looking at me. He said nothing. I already knew he was with it. He said nothing. He kept staring at me. He kept like adjusting himself, walking around the classroom.
So after class, everybody left. Him, I stood last. And I was like, "Mr. Manson, can you please help me because I really just don't understand this?" I just went straight [ __ ] to it the door. I was like, "Can we just lock the doors for like privacy because I just don't want anyone like disturbing me?" I dropped down to my [ __ ] knees, and I swear to God, I pulled out his dick and I [ __ ] my high school teacher on the desk. Not a [ __ ] fake porno. I literally did it, dude. I've always wanted to do porn, but like this was just the hottest [ __ ] ever. And I just felt like I was gonna get in trouble, and it was like super fast. Yeah, it was it. Ah, great experience. Sorry to expose you like that, buddy, but uh, that was uh, that was [ __ ] awesome. I was young. That was a great experience. Yeah.
I don't have any stories like that. No. I want him to. I'm sure he could find him on Facebook. Yeah, I've tried before. I'm banned on Facebook for like 90 [ __ ] days. Somebody, because when my [ __ ] phone got stolen, they posted like all over everything. Scumbags. But um, I've ah, this is a great one. Yeah, that's [ __ ] nuts. No, is that is that a thing though? Like when you were in high school, did you like a hot teacher that you were just um? Well, so I think you guys have realized I'm from Kansas. So everyone is ugly, ugly [ __ ] ugly. Sorry guys, not sorry. So no, not really. I don't think I really have ever had any like hot teachers. I'm from, well, I was from Brooklyn, and all the guys were [ __ ] hot. And there was this guy I used to hook up with. I thought his dad was hot as [ __ ]. And his dad would hit every time I would walk by the house. I would walk my dog. He would always hit on me. So I just don't really remember like I was [ __ ] his son in the house. And then all of a sudden he's like, "Just give me one second." And he came, he came back in the room with his dad. And his dad put his dick out. And I'm like, "Oh, names." I'm like, "Yo, what's going on right now?" And his dad was just like, silent. He was like, "Okay, it's okay." And he just like put his dick in my mouth while his son was [ __ ] me. And it's like they've done this before. They were so like comfortable doing it. I have a buddy, I won't say his name, but him and his dad do that. Like they literally, I mean, like interesting. They got a good looking family. Yeah, their whole family is just like, Jesus. Like right now, do you have a hot friend of the hot dad you didn't tell me about? Yeah, that's why I don't [ __ ]. Because they're just, they're just, they're they're savages, man. Like they will go, I will go clubbing with them sometimes, and they just [ __ ] pull ass. Mm-hmm. All the time. The older dudes. I disrespected the Italian guys the most. I feel like they're all over the place. Like they're always [ __ ] hitting hot Italian dads.
Can you twerk? No, I can't [ __ ] twerk. Of course. Can you? You could twerk. Yeah. So we just drop our [ __ ] pants and twerk. I'm sorry. I don't [Music] out. Like look at that. What kind of [ __ ] is that? So here comes. Okay, how are we doing this? We're just gonna [ __ ] twerk. Okay. Like [ __ ] okay. You guys are quite lucky today. Jesus. [Music] [Laughter] I'm too bad. We don't have any music, but that is good. Yeah, we don't even need music. We're in the club right now. I'll give you guys like a nine. A nine. No one's ever a [ __ ] ten. I'm nine. Nine and a half. We're chilling. I'm out of breath. This is why I'm not a stripper. Holy [ __ ]. Where'd you dance in Vegas? Um, oh, no. These little [ __ ] psycho roofie crazy [ __ ]. I used to dance on Long Island. I'm from Long Island. How funny. Are you serious? I'm Covenant, uh, Manhasset. I don't know where that's at. I moved out of there when I was like 10. God, what a small [ __ ] world. Well, how far is that from where were you at? Like 30 minutes [ __ ] okay. Yeah. Did you just pour your rental into that? Let's do a little ashtray over there. Yeah, it's plastic. Cigarettes. It's plastic. I got those Red Bull ashtray [ __ ] Twizzlers, Pop Tarts, you know, everything you name it. There's Pop Tarts and cigarettes. You got some cute feet. Are you into feet play? Yeah. What size? They guess. Uh, I'm going to guess probably a five and a half. Yeah. Really cool [ __ ]. Love feeding your feet, guys. Yeah, that's awesome. I love my feet tickled. Boom, boom, boom. Let me hear you say no. It's like I'm off the show. Oh, baby, you telling me it again. Did not make it any clearer. What about boom, boom, boom, boom? I want you in my room. No, do you know what I'm talking about? Oh my god, damn. I'm the middle of age one, and I know you're talking about. Stop it. You're 21, and you're 23. And you, the fact that you don't know that, dude, I am from the boonies. What happens in Kansas? Have you ever gotten strapped by a female? I have not. Now, wait. I got rejected. What? When a female has a a dick in between her legs, she's got a [ __ ] pink. Hold on, don't pull it out yet. I don't have a penis. I'm just making sure. No, I have a [ __ ] fat [ __ ]. I don't have a penis. But actually, Chloe Temple did strap me once, and it was amazing. But really? Yeah, that stuff is fun. I do like to dominate females a lot. So you've been strapped by Chloe? Yeah. How many [ __ ] have you strapped? Hahaha. Don't ask that question. How many [ __ ] are you gonna stretch? Like [ __ ] count on your hand. No, I can't say. 30. What's your body count? I've been asking everybody. Well, compared to what we I heard yesterday, I don't think uh, yeah. What do you think your body count is? I don't. It's definitely over a hundred. Again, it's not even close to what the [ __ ] are you? What did they say? 5,000? 5,000? Okay. No, but she has a lot of orgies and [ __ ] gang bangs. That's fun and all. Yeah, but I'm not there yet. So what do you think it is? So then maybe I'm like, I don't know, three, four hundred. I [ __ ] a lot of people. Good job. I [ __ ] a lot of people. That's awesome. I don't judge them. I like trouble. I don't give a [ __ ] if you judge. You have ten thousand. I'd be like, cool chick likes sex. No, I I love to [ __ ] and I make sure my pussy's tight. So kegels. That's it. That's really it. Now people people have this like uh idea that like, oh, my pussy's gonna get loose as [ __ ] because I'm getting an appointment. Um, that's just because men make everyone think that because men are [ __ ]. I shouldn't say that word. I'm sorry. Men are stupid. Uh, yeah, like if you have like a fat labia, I have a fat labia. They'll be like, ah, it's because you take so much [ __ ] dick. No, I just have a fat [ __ ]. Like a lot of people get it removed. I feel like if you're like fisting yourself every day, maybe you're pushing it. Doesn't stretch out like that. Women give birth, and it goes back to normal. Your [ __ ] always come back to normal. But like if you're fisting yourself, you're gonna have a little problem. Well, I think some girls just naturally can do that. I [ __ ] can't. Yeah, I couldn't. I can't. I have a tiny [ __ ] hand, and there's, yeah, it's just not happening. No, no, that is [ __ ]. I like your hand. Thanks. Favorite uh, favorite uh, nail color? Sure. What's your go-to? You obviously you've got orange and blue. One uh, my favorite color is green. My nails would always be black though. Yeah, yeah. Gothic [ __ ]. Yeah, I don't know. I don't cut myself for anything though. I just like the dark vibe. My house is like super like horror. I have like a huge black California king. No, just because the camera can't see your beautiful face. All right, here I am. My [ __ ] face. Do you do you think what uh [ __ ] what do you think what do you think? Do I intimidate you? Words. Um, words are hard. So you've never? Yeah, hold on. Get back to your house. Um, so you've only you've only ever seen her on social media? Yeah. Yeah. You guys have never worked together? I'm like, you guys have no, never. No, it's the first time we've ever met. Now, you're not really. I don't want to say you're not into girls, but you've never, you haven't done a lot of growth. I [ __ ] girls in my personal life, but y'all on camera, I think I've done like two girl-girl things. So if a girl that was really dominant wanted to [ __ ] you really? So I'm just gonna make this little intermission right here. Uh, I just launched my off. I don't know what I can say on here yet, but I just launched my of. If you guys want to see them have fun, we are going to possibly maybe do that because seeing how. No, we are going to do that up. Possibly my dick is hard for not even my podcast. That's it. No, I took over. My dick is. Look, look, look at that. So yeah, so you guys just gotta find the link, and I'm sure something crazy is gonna happen. But oh yeah, 100%. What what would you do to her if you could? Well, she's about to find out. What would you do? I'm I'm curious. I'm going to bend you the [ __ ] over like a good little [ __ ] that you are, and you're gonna take my dick. Yeah. Oh my goodness. Yeah, they're gonna get smacked up a little bit too. All right. Yeah, you're gonna throw [ __ ] me with your. Of course. Of course. The [ __ ]. I am. You're gonna choke all over it though. Absolutely. Or else you're a bad girl. Absolutely. Okay. Only like good girls. You know what? That that was some good dirty talk right there. Oh my god. I'm like, there we go. This is what's gonna happen right now. Wow. Yeah. And what was the last time you got strapped? Just Chloe. Yeah, that was in like July. Har har horror. Damn. Marley, have you ever been strapped? Just once. Yeah. Of course. That is [ __ ] wild. That was a good dirty car. Are you freaking out? No. You excited? Yeah. You're nervous. That was me. You're nervous. Why are you nervous? Why did I take two of these? Um, no, I just gave you two. What are you what are you taking? What is that? Mouthwatering pills. Oh, okay. Nice. The lemon onesies. They were horrible. I don't like loving anything besides actual lemons. And you got a uh, you got it. It feels like lip plumper that buzzes your [ __ ] up. You got a favorite male talent that you already? I knew this question was coming. Yeah, I do. Yeah. Uh, yeah, he's cool. I've worked with him like three times. He's that he's short. Yeah. You ever worked with Dread? Oh, I'm about to work with Dread. I work with Brian. First time. Yeah, I'm ready to take that [ __ ] day for him to [ __ ] me. I just, I'm ready in case I tear. I don't know about Dread because it's content. But before, like a shower break, a dildo specifically to prep for Dread. Yeah. Yeah. Don't use it until this time. Keep that [ __ ] tight. Nice and tight. Did I ask you what your favorite company? What you said? Captured. I didn't work for them yet. Okay. The most like fun stuff I've done is for like Reality Kings and Teams Keep. But yeah, I feel like that's like vanilla for like the type of [ __ ] that you like. I [ __ ] know, right? Uh, Mean [ __ ] was one of my favorite scenes because I got to dominate the [ __ ] out of some pet. You like kicking dudes in the dick? I wasn't kicking him in the dick. I was degrading the [ __ ] out of him. Like, but he, but he does do that ball kicking [ __ ], doesn't he? I don't know. I don't know if he does ball busting. I've done that before too. Did someone DM me today and ask me? He said he has a castration kink. And if um, what's that? When they cut their [ __ ] balls off? Do you want me to read the DM? Dude, it was insane. I have not heard that one before. What? Let me read this [ __ ]. "Hi Harley, you are a stunning woman. I'm a submissive into female domination and I've and I have a castration fetish. Would you be interested in taking a guy's balls if he was up to losing them to you?" What would I do with your nuts, sir? Tell him. Tell him you want him to pay you and you'll frame his ball sack and make him feel like a [ __ ] god. Yeah, give me 10 G's and yeah, like I'll [ __ ] take your sack. Yeah, I don't want to. I don't want to. I mean, I've seen, I've seen videos where guys like, you know, like [ __ ] clamp their sack. Yeah, but I think that's cool. Cutting it the [ __ ] off. Removing your nuts. Dude, what was that video called? It was like two balls one hammer. And it was like, not like two girls one cup. It was like this guy and he was like literally smashing his [ __ ] butt. He was smashing up over here. No, but literally smashing his sack. And it was just like, like it was like squeezing. Coming back. Squeezing. I was like, poor ball sack. Making my balls hurt over here. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how dudes do that. The most I could do is like grip it like really like [ __ ]. I don't want to like actually sit there and kick you unless you pay me to do that because it's not enjoyable for me. Nuts. I'm gonna turn the podcast over to you just because I feel like uh, you want to just. Hey, for like two minutes, ask any questions whether it be myself or Harley or whatever you want. Well, what's the craziest thing you've done sexually? I want to know because now you know what I've done. Yeah, I'm putting you on the spot real quick. I would say it was more the sexiest, hottest. It was more hot than it was like it. Okay, I'll just explain it. Go for it. So there was no sex involved at all. Had this girl, met her on like an online dating app, whatever. And she came over and she was a, I want to say the word correctly, a masochist, right? That's like someone that gets off on pain, right? Me. So she comes over and she was like, "Yo, this is what I'm into." I was like, "Sick. I'm a sadist." So like that works. So I had her under full submission. Like I was hot, spitting on her, slapping her, hair pulling, scratching, pinching, like any [ __ ] anything that I wanted to do. She was she was cool with it because that just like turned her on. Like she was squirting, she was wet. Like it was, I was like, [ __ ] we're not even [ __ ]. I'm not even sexually touching you. Oh yeah, and you're that turned on? Like that's awesome. That domination. We started over here where Harley was. She was just laid on her back right there. Dirty, dirty. What the [ __ ] did you say? But we couldn't throw up here. But he had sex right there. Yeah. Wait, is that the girl you were pinching? Uh, no, no. Yeah, I've pinched a lot of people in my life. Anonymous. Hold on. So she was laying right there, but ass naked. I'm just kind of still over here, but I'm pinching, slapping, choking, spinning, the whole [ __ ] nine. And then all of a sudden, out of nowhere, I was like, I felt like I was in some 50 Shades of Grey [ __ ]. So I was like, "Hang on a second. Sorry to kill the mood. I'm gonna put on The Weeknd." Oh my god. Oh my god. Hold on. Here we go. [Music] Hold on, hold on. So I put, I put this [ __ ] song on, and all of a sudden, something hit me, and I was like, "I'm gonna waterboard this chick." And put her on it. I put her on her back. Putting on her back on the ground. Grabbed her by the hair. Put her on her back. I said, "Hey, like we're all good on like trust." This was the first time ever meeting this chick. Holy [ __ ]. So I'm like sitting kind of like her head is down here, and I'm holding her nose and I'm pouring freezing ass [ __ ] cold water on her. Gasping for air. Poor, gasping for air. We did a whole bunch of other [ __ ]. And by the time we were done, I was like, "So, what did you think of that?" She was like, "That was the hottest." Like, "You're a stranger. I just let you do that to me." She goes home, she calls me, she goes, "Ryan, can you explain to my roommate what you just did to me?" I was like, "[ __ ] you know I'm in so much trouble right now because she had like, she probably had like bruising and [ __ ] from pinching." And she goes, "So this is her friend talking. She goes, "So what you just did to Sarah, um, can I come back over?" Right name. What could be any Sarah? She was like, "What you just did to Sarah, can I come back over and you do that to me? And Sarah's just gonna sit and be a [ __ ] on the couch." Oh [ __ ]. So I was like, "That was the hottest [ __ ] thing." Like I've never, I've never had someone that was like a cuck watch. Let alone like two [ __ ] strangers. That's hot. Yeah, I've definitely did my Tinder fair [ __ ]. Sorry, The Weeknd [ __ ] killed it. But like, yeah, man. Shut the [ __ ] up. That's red lights on. And it was just, it was [ __ ] 50 Shades of Grey type [ __ ]. Yeah, you should have rocked with. Why do I like want to be waterboarded so bad now? Yeah, I know. Like, let's go put our faces in the toilet. Seriously. And pick [ __ ] apples out of there. [Laughter] That would be fun. Yeah. So that's my [ __ ] us while like picking water like apples out of a bucket of water. Oh my god. Like we need like a [ __ ] Texas setup. Let's go to Kansas. We go out to Kansas. We're gonna pick apples. I guess it's [ __ ]. Was that a good story? Other than uh, yeah, that's hot. That's a hot story. I feel like I'm just a little [ __ ] up in the head with my stories. I'm like, damn. I honestly, I thought you'd be a little more wild. I think I'm gonna have to save it till a second episode to bring you on to like get you to open up. Honestly, I'm being dead ass serious. I thought that you would be a little more. I mean, like you're soft as [ __ ]. Oh yeah, I'm literally super [ __ ]. I play [ __ ] The Weeknd and Bruno Mars. Never said anything about Brocco. I feel like, yeah, I feel like you would vibe out and like, I love you guys. Yeah, I don't vibe with that. You suck. You suck. I swallow and suck. That's fit. Whatever, dude. The Weeknd's dope. It's okay. We just came for you. Don't be upset. Yeah, it's okay. You're allowed to have [ __ ] music. That's fine. Okay. It's really nothing to be ashamed of. Well, with that being said, you're calling me a [ __ ] [ __ ]. I'm gonna end this podcast. We're done here, guys. Anna, where can uh, where can everybody find you on social media? Uh, you can find me on Twitter, Instagram, OnlyFans. My name is everywhere. Yeah, everyone. I always got an Instagram deleted though. So I appreciate you so much for uh, coming on this podcast. [ __ ] Yes. Um, I really honestly, I hope to get you to come back. I am super excited to see what you guys are probably about to do. I know you're gonna dom the [ __ ] out of here. Oh yeah. In the next like 10 minutes, and we're gonna throw that up on a different website, and everybody can go watch that. Yep. So, uh, yes, thank you again so much for coming. I think, can I just, can I just be a little dominant right here? Can I just watch you [ __ ] kiss her to like close out the scene? Say please. Please [ __ ] kiss her. He said it right over it. Easy peasy. Do a nice slow, passionate makeup. God, this is why I love my [ __ ] podcast. Jesus. Awesome. All right, peace out, guys.