Transcription
Like they feel like they could make them better.
"What is it about?"
"I don't know."
"Especially the more famous the porn star, the more broke the guys they [ __ ] are. What is that?"
"H."
"That's crazy. I don't know."
"What is that? Yo, this [ __ ] is saying she's like having to do a therapy session. I'm like, 'Oh god, I know my life choices.'"
"What is that?"
"I guess it's cuz it's like, 'Look, I know I got my [ __ ] going on. I'm busy. Just come give me your dick and get the [ __ ] out.' Right."
"Yeah."
"You don't have time for no [ __ ] game of this [ __ ]."
"And riches are [ __ ] weird, too. And they don't eat [ __ ] or [ __ ] good either."
"How you know all this and what they do?"
"CUZ I TALK TO THESE GIRLS EVERY DAY."
"OH, YEAH."
"They be telling right."
"Be telling us every. That's why I know all the stuff. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, we saved you."
"Girls ever had a micro penis?"
"Of course."
"Of course."
"Yeah."
"Tell us."
"It was awful."
"I had one like the other day and it was actually for a shoot."
"What?"
"It was weird."
"First shoot."
"Yeah."
"How?"
"He's a performer."
"Yeah. Yeah, I guess."
"Oh, there's like a micro kink, I guess."
"I guess."
"What site was it?"
"Right. I can't say because then everybody's going to know and exact."
"But bro, it was tiny. It was so tiny. He couldn't keep it hard. It was like going soft hard. It was like it was like this big."
"Okay, that's hard."
"Yeah."
"What about girth?"
"When it was like just like with my two little fingers like."
"Oh, no. Was it more me?"
"Were you more talking [ __ ] to it or were you like praising it?"
"I was trying to be, you know. Yeah. For the scene. If he's into me being mean, I love being mean. But."
"You like the small dick humiliation."
"Yeah. I love that."
"Dude, I bet you do."
"Yeah."
"Does it turn you on?"
"Yes."
"If anyone wants to pay me to kick them in the balls, like, please let me know."
"You like that [ __ ]"
"Yes."
"[ __ ] you."
"Do you have any like weird little simpy dudes that you walk like a dog around town?"
"Yeah, I have. I used to walk this one guy to like the trash shoot, make him put panties on. He'd have my trash in his mouth. Walk him to the end of the trash."
"And let me guess, he pays you."
"Yeah."
"Wow. What is wrong with people? Let me guess, he's in his 40s."
"Um, I think at the time he was like."
"Late 30s."
"Yeah."
"Why you say he."
"They're all the same."
"That's so accurate. That's terrifying."
"Tiny dick."
"Yeah."
"Yeah."
"Bitball."
"Do you know this man?"
"No, it's just they're all the same [ __ ] person."
"I think he is actually a little bit bald."
"A little bit. Not too much. Just we're seeing hairline."
"Yeah."
"Yeah, they're all the same. He wears like baby blue."
"Okay, this is getting way too specific."
"He wears white sneakers."
"Maybe. I don't know."
"He wears like, you know, like like old navy jeans. Anyways, all right. How about you? Any micro dicks?"
"Uh, yeah. But to be fair, I like just all dicks. As long as the person's like having fun with me, like I'm having fun. Yeah."
"Oh, that's nice."
"Would you date a micro pian?"
"Yeah."
"Great question."
"For real."
"Yeah."
"You're such a good-hearted person."
"No, like I said, as long as they're having fun, I'm having fun. Like, I'm just there to have a fun time."
"That's really sweet. Doesn't that sound like me?"
"Yeah. True."
"We're just here to please. We just want to have a good time and please."
"I want to make you feel good."
"Exactly."
"No, you want to make me feel good. We like Spider-Man like this."
"That is deep."
"Hell yeah."
"Little D, tell us about your wackest day on set or wackest sexual experience off camera."
"Give us a funny story, Little D."
"I have all type of story, so you got to be specific."
"Give us something, Little D."
"What type of story y'all want?"
"Kelly likes to laugh."
"Wor shoot day."
"Yeah."
"Worshoot day."
"This one time they gave me a grandma."
"Oh god. It was when I was in the trenches, right? I'm like 19."
"So, I'm just doing all type of shoots. That's when I did a couple of them blow bangs. Had a grandma. Had like a 300 plus. She was like 350 pound shorty some other time. I was just doing all type of scenes, you feel me? So, I had a grandma this one time. She was like 65, 66, some [ __ ]. And then I was smoking her [ __ ] and she just start she just I was smoking her [ __ ] She just start squirting but the [ __ ] was yellow. I was like."
"What do you mean the shape was yellow?"
"When I I'm."
"Like the push from her [ __ ]"
"No, she squirted."
"Like she was dehydrated."
"She squirted it. Came out mad yellow and it looked like it didn't even look like it didn't even look like lemon lemonade. It looked like like apple juice."
"Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was like, 'Oh.'"
"Like when you're hung over."
"Like a bad dehydrated e."
"And then it."
"Get that old lady some water."
"And then it was grandma, too. I was like, 'Wait, hold on. What the fuck?'"
"She actually wasn't an old lady. She was extremely dehydrated."
"That [ __ ] was nuts. I was like, 'No.'"
"So the the the myths are true that when you're male talent, they [ __ ] make you [ __ ] old ladies, fat ladies, all this [ __ ] to start, right? When you first getting your name up, you trying to get that name up. You just taking scenes. You just shooting word. I was [ __ ] around just seeing what's up for a little bit. I wanted cuz at first I was sign with Bang Bros. Boom. Once I was done with them, I just started exploring."
"It was like they had me like a little baby. You know when you a baby, you don't go nowhere. You don't see the outside world. All you know is just your home. So all I knew was Bang Bros. So then I'm going to shoot for all these different companies. It's is different. You feel me? Now I'm meeting all these different directors, shooting for these. It's like in my mind and [ __ ] So I'm like, 'Fuck it. Let's see what's up. Let me do a couple blow bangs. Couple boy girl girls. I did a couple boy girls. See what's up. I had a grandma, couple big betties. You know what I'm saying? We was vibing. See what's up. Knocked it out. Where was I going with this? I don't know."
"Where did you date?"
"Oh, yeah. So, yeah. So, I was like, 'Fuck it. Let's just see what's up.' So, that's how I fake got my name cuz I was just seeing all all the companies."
"Seeing it all through."
"I had Naughty America, Bang Bros, Brazes, Dog Far, Team Ski. Who's them other ones? I got some other ones. I can't name them yet cuz they ain't come out yet. But we got some other [ __ ] too. Gangster, just switch it up. See what's up."
"True."
"Switch it up."
"Okay. So, Cali, what do you want now? What's going on now? How often are you shooting?"
"I'm shooting like I don't know, maybe like four to five pro scenes a month."
"Oh, good for you."
"Yeah."
"And then what do you do with the rest of your time?"
"Just like stuff."
"Yeah."
"You chill?"
"Yeah. Are you busy though or are you like just living your best life?"
"Living my best life."
"Good for you."
"Yeah."
"Mix."
"Cuz you're [ __ ] loaded rich right now. I know you are."
"I am."
"I know."
"Yeah. Yeah, you are."
"You're so funny."
"No, I know you are."
"Yeah. Yeah. Cuz your fans are super obsessed with you."
"Yeah, I do have a lot of really great fans."
"Yeah."
"Mhm."
"ALL RIGHT, CREATORS, LISTEN UP. You're already killing it on socials, right? Fans, followers, likes, it's all love. You're on fire. But let me ask you this. Is your wallet feeling that love? If not, then check out fans revenue. And even if it is, check out fans revenue cuz that means you're about your business and you want to make more money. Whether you got fans on Instagram, Tik Tok, or even Only Fans, it doesn't matter. You can turn your fans into revenue. Likes are cool, money is cooler. They do all the boring stuff and you just get paid. It'sing easy. So, hit up fans revenue and start cashing in. We have a link below. Fans revenue. It's theing [ __ ] How do you think I just bought a new Mercedes? Fans revenue all [ __ ] day. We love fans revenue. Let's get back to the show. I got a lot of Cali."
"Type joints going on. I like them sexy pretty girls with the big titties and."
"Sexy eyes and [ __ ] like that."
"How often you [ __ ]"
"That's a good question."
"How often y'all [ __ ]"
"Who? Me?"
"Every day?"
"No. That."
"You guys getting off every day?"
"Yeah."
"Me and Cali?"
"Yeah, every just in general."
"Oh."
"I shoot mainstream uh every day two and a half weeks when I come out here."
"Holy crap. And then I go home um and shoot only fans and personal content and everything. So I'm basically shooting every single day all month long."
"Exhausting."
"Every month. Yeah."
"[ __ ]"
"Mhm."
"Cali, while you were like first starting out, you were going every day, right?"
"Yeah."
"[ __ ] man. For what, 5 years ago?"
"Yeah. For a long time."
"Wow."
"Yeah."
"[ __ ] exhausted, right?"
"Yeah."
"[ __ ] be [ __ ] right."
"Grinding."
"How did you like the acting part?"
"I actually really liked it. I did a mainstream movie that's on like um Amazon Prime."
"No way."
"Yeah. So, I enjoy No, I do enjoy acting a lot. I would love to be like a voice actor."
"Voice actor for what? Like a cartoon?"
"Yeah."
"No way. But you're hot."
"Wait, for like an anime girl?"
"Yeah."
"Give Give us your best like anime girl voice."
"This is This is like your audition reel. Let's go."
"Well done, Cubby. Yes."
"I feel so put on the spot."
"Okay. Hey, hey, hey. Don't let those beautiful, perfect, voluumptious breasts distract you from the fact that she's going to do an anoint voice for us right now. Oh, I really don't know. I don't know if I could do like anime. I just have like funny goofy voices I do sometimes. Rip it."
"I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T I HAVE TO PUT OUT my one of them."
"Do you watch anime porn?"
"Yeah. No. Well, not porn. I watch anime."
"Okay."
"Yeah."
"You don't watch the tentacle [ __ ] [ __ ] like that?"
"I have."
"Most girls do."
"It's cool."
"What do you guys watch?"
"Girl, I ain't going to lie."
"You watch girl?"
"Um, yeah, I do. People you know or people you don't know?"
"Um, just kind of like people I don't know usually. Yeah."
"Right. For porn you watch people you don't know."
"When I started watching when I started doing this [ __ ] I stopped watching porn. I ain't going to lie."
"I haven't really been watching porn lately either."
"No. It's kind of fun to watch people that you've worked with though cuz like you."
"He was trying to downplay me."
"Oh wait. People you work with or people that you know?"
"Both."
"People that you know that you didn't work with?"
"M. She like watching porn people."
"So you [ __ ] people. You go home, you watch [ __ ] by other people."
"You masturbate to it."
"Yeah."
"Wow."
"It's kind of fun."
"That's That's a new one. You know, you're in a league of your own."
"Yeah."
"Most people say once I work with someone that's."
"Really uncommon."
"I mean, I watch."
"Very uncommon."
"I watch my porno with a shorty that I did something with."
"That's fire."
"I'll tell you what I what I like. Okay. When I'm single."
"Cuz I have a wife, you know."
"Yeah. Uh."
"But if I'm flirting with a girl in the DMs, then I I get obsessed with her o and I start buying all her [ __ ]"
"That's really nice of you."
"That is I love Oh my god."
"And I like obsessed though. Every PPV."
"And then I said you ain't You said you had to go cuz we don't flirt. We don't flirt."
"He's a liar."
"No, we don't flirt."
"It's business friendship."
"Yeah. He said."
"But you know, girl pleasure story like, hey, coming to LA soon. Wink. And then."
"For the two weeks waiting for her to show up, I'm watching every [ __ ] video she has."
"I can't wait to [ __ ] this girl. That's."
"Furiously."
"That's what I like."
"So you still be watching Puno?"
"No. Now that I have a wifey, you know. Nah."
"Nah."
"You know what? I for sure."
"I went to a live camp. Actually."
"You don't watch porn no more since you had a girlfriend?"
"Not really, honestly. But I."
"Not really or no?"
"Not not really."
"Oh, so you do still? Well, sometimes when she leaves town, I get lonely."
"Wait, so you said you did like camming?"
"I like I went through seven, eight months of only jerking off to like my favorite six girls on Jerkmate."
"Okay."
"And where like I knew them and they were like my girls almost. It felt like."
"I love that."
"Talked to them for 5 minutes and then they knew what I liked. And."
"Dude, live cam porn is underrated."
"I'm telling you. I'm telling you. Very."
"People are like they think it's weird. What the [ __ ] You're jerking off to something from 1998."
"People want to talk about Only Fans, how like personal it is, like the DMs and stuff. No, like Cammy, you're literally like live streaming with me. Like you're seeing I'm responding to you live. Like it's personal as I can get. I love it."
"I know."
"Yeah, it's underrated. I think guys are just scared of it."
"Yeah."
"Yeah."
"Don't be. Come talk to me."
"Okay, last segment for Everything 420. It's a great app. We can get all your party favorites."
"420. Let's roll."
"Everything 420. Who wants to take this one? It's just called Wild Night. Tell us about the craziest night of your lives."
"Someone take a call."
"Why am I always first?"
"Give us one."
"Ladies first."
"Um, wildest night of my life. Honestly, I don't be doing anything that wild. I'm a grandma these days."
"Oh [ __ ] Cali roses."
"I just be on my hands and knees praying every night."
"Going to church every Sunday."
"Here, I'll give you one that kind of goes with that though. Um, so I was doing like a naughty nun situation. Um, and I was going to be putting like a demon tail like butt plug in, you know, to be like the full naughty nun transformation. But the plug was a little bit too big for what I was used to. So it started going in and I started passing out, but I didn't want the person to know. So I was like, 'Oh, my earring fell out. Hold on. Let me get that really fast.' Ass and I just like got on the ground and I started like crawling out of the room as I was like tunnel visioning with like this butt plug like half hanging out of my ass because like it couldn't fully go in. I couldn't take it out. But I was already halfway there and you know so I was just like crawling out of the room as a nun with a demon tail just like dragging the ground like oh god oh god."
"Yo she's good eh."
"Yeah she."
"Nice [ __ ] pick you like fat [ __ ] or you like skinny [ __ ]"
"I like it when it looks like a dolphin smiling sideways."
"Just a little."
"Just a slit you know but it's all good to be honest I just don't like hair."
"What hair is [ __ ] Disgusting."
"Are you [ __ ] crazy?"
"You like her on a girl?"
"I'm pro. Keep that bush."
"E."
"He is."
"Keep that bush. I want to see that furball. You crazy."
"It's disgusting."
"You disgusting."
"And then girls say, 'Oh, well, I just did a what do they call it?'"
"Landing strip."
"That's cool."
"Shave that [ __ ] too."
"I'm a triangle. Let that [ __ ] I want to see that [ __ ] fall."
"This is the most heated I've seen them get his entire conversation."
"A vagina. Beautiful little [ __ ] and you keep it natural."
"See it?"
"You don't want [ __ ]"
"Hide. So now is it the visual that bothers you or is it when you're down there playing it like touching you that bothers you?"
"It gets sweaty."
"How big of the bush we're talking about because there's the levels of bush. Some like a little weird bush. You're fingering and now it's in your wrist, right?"
"That's gross. And then you're obviously going down just sucks. We don't have to get into that part."
"What if it's like shaved where like the mouth or your mouth go then that's chill."
"I'm going to eat that."
"His face. He's like that's chill. That's so not chill."
"I'mma eat it faster. She got a little bush versus she got no bush. I ain't going to lie. She got a bush. I'm [ __ ] her extra odd."
"Okay. Wait. We know why he doesn't like it. What makes you like it?"
"You're a great hop."
"It just feels good. It's fluffy. Like I feel it. Like I feel you in missionary, you feel me? That [ __ ] feel good. And then it's like it look good. Like you ever seen."
"You like getting slightly exfoliated?"
"I guess."
"Okay."
"And then they look good too. Like them Mufasas. Them. You see them earthy girls that be all earthy like."
"Did you just call earthy girls Mufas?"
"Both of them. Both of them be having a bush. The earthy girls and the Mufasa shorties. Them shorties with the wild head. The shirt that be in the grass all day. You feel me?"
"Girls, how do you feel about guys with bushes?"
"They don't want it."
"I like it trimmed."
"It's got to be trimmed. I find it kind of weird when a guy bites kind of."
"It kind of freaks me out just a little boy's dick, right?"
"Yeah, it kind of freaks me out a little bit."
"I just need a little something."
"You look so weird."
"Okay, now let's talk about penis sizes. You said you don't care give a [ __ ] Callie. You know, average to above average."
"But not like crazy. I am trying to."
"Five and a half to seven."
"Six to eight."
"Yeah."
"Yeah."
"All right."
"Right in there. That's the end zone."
"Coco."
"Yeah."
"Yeah."
"Okay. And best way to make you come, girls. Both of you. Honestly, I love a little like finger and licking."
"Yeah."
"Yeah."
"The best."
"That's my favorite."
"Yep."
"Love it."
"Cubby."
"Yeah. I like being on top and having them like grind my hips when it's like nice and deep."
"That'd be perfect when she got the bush."
"That'd be perfect."
"That shit's where it's at."
"That friction."
"Or just getting it from behind, honestly."
"Oh, yeah. And you click. Yeah."
"There it is. Yeah."
"See, I'm not really a behinder. I I like to like see you. I like to like make you kind of disconnected, don't you think?"
"Mhm."
"Doggy overrated a little bit."
"Dude. Facts."
"I like."
"Go into a different world."
"Oh, you like being disconnected."
"Yeah."
"Oh, okay. Just [ __ ] me."
"[ __ ]"
"Use my all good. I'm with you."
"Yeah. Somes nice to just be like, just [ __ ] me."
"We're lovers, you know? I feel like spoon [ __ ] isn't like talked about enough really. I like when you're like really like holding each other. You're as close as you can be."
"That's like in the morning we just woke up. We still laying down watching TV type [ __ ] Yeah."
"But not okay. It's 1:00 a.m. You just pulled up."
"No. Yeah, right."
"Netflix and [ __ ] We That's not the time. That's not the time."
"You feel me? Gigster."
"I like Mish Cowgirl. Those my go-tos."
"Yeah. Okay."
"Yeah. You know what? Growing up as a as a college idiot, I was like, 'All I want is reverse cowgirl.' That's disconnected."
"Reverse is who the [ __ ]"
"I hate reverse. If you unless you making a porno, who the [ __ ] does reverse cowgirl?"
"Yeah. It's honestly one of the worst."
"Like, who does that?"
"You know what I think girls don't do enough though is show up in lingerie for their man, right?"
"I don't know."
"Girls don't do that ever."
"Dean never wants lingerie. I be trying to just this again."
"I don't like lingerie. Like you already wore that."
"You don't like what's wrong with this?"
"I like lingerie. But this is lingerie to me. This is lingerie. I like she got the boots with the tight skirt. Like I get into that. You feel me? That."
"You don't like the honey bucket [ __ ]"
"Yeah, I like that too. But I."
"That's a lie. That's a damn lie."
"No, I do. But when I'm making the porno, you feel me? I like having something for for Instagram and they always taking my [ __ ] down. So short bust [ __ ] pulling up with the lingerie. You see nips through the [ __ ] already, [ __ ] I can't do nothing with that. You feel me? So I always make sure you got some clothes on. But hell yeah, I like that lingerie. The milies busty [ __ ] ass with the she got them shits that come."
"Yeah, I like that [ __ ] You know what I'm saying?"
"That's the stuff."
"You know what I'm talking about."
"Yeah, that's nice. We like that."
"[ __ ] right. When I stopped watching porn, I started like looking at Instagram pics like."
"Me too. I I warm up the IG."
"No, I'll be off fully. No warm up. I'm going crazy to her picture of her looking like this."
"Me too. Me too. I could do a selfie."
"Yeah."
"Bro. I What? I'll bug out. I."
"Pretty face colored eyes for me."
"What?"
"Yeah."
"Yeah, they both have colored eyes."
"They both got some pretty ass."
"Dude, I could I could just jerk off to [ __ ] a girl. Did."
"You just eyeball the."
"Show from Alco?"
"That would be fine, too."
"What do you girls masturbate to? What do you use? Fingers, dildo, vibrator. Hitachi."
"Hitachi."
"Hitachi. Classic."
"Yeah, Hitachi is pretty like classic."
"Biggest one."
"Yeah. Right."
"Uh Cali."
"I travel a lot so I have like the mini one in my bag always. Oh my gosh. So, when I went on the plane this last time to get here, I put my bag up in the overhead bin and then it started vibrating."
"Oh my god. I just like quickly was like dumping the battery out. I was like, 'Oh, fuck.'"
"Yeah. I find the big Hitachi. Okay. So, look, I don't have Little D's penis, right? I'm six and a quarter."
"So."
"You like it's a bad thing though."
"Yeah, it's above average."
"Like, that's good."
"Yeah. You got to own that [ __ ] my boy. I have six and a half. Like, say it more proud."
"I HAVE SIX AND A HALF. THERE YOU GO. YES."
"And when you see, and that's another thing too, off the way you talking, I already know you got that mentality that if you go in that cooch, you not even thinking, 'Oh, she going to like this shit.' You just think like, 'Oh, she going, 'Oh, I hope it's enough.'"
"No, no. I used to be like that. Now I'm good. Now I'm good."
"Now you go in that [ __ ]"
"Yeah. Yeah. Now I go in like that."
"Going to pound town. Yeah. You go talking before D."
"Yeah. You go up in that [ __ ] like, 'Yo, I'm about to smoke this [ __ ] right now. I'mma leave that [ __ ] charit going crazy.'"
"So what I have to do because you know he's he's got the longer one. I got to put a pillow below their ass."
"Oh, nice."
"And then you know the trick lifts. Yeah. Right. And that way I can get my full dick in without interrupting the Hitachi in the way."
"Yes."
"Professional over there. I say no."
"Okay. Whereas you."
"You you know you you can only you could give them half your dick and still give them a lot of dick."
"So you don't have to do the pillow trick. But you all know what I'm talking about."
"You don't even got to do the pillow trick. You could just put her in doggy."
"Yeah."
"Boom. Get from the back."
"But it's so much cooler to make her come while you're looking at her."
"Yeah."
"All right. So then boom, put her in side miss. And then y'all going like a scissor type [ __ ]"
"Oh yeah. I never tried that one actually."
"I'll put you on. That's a good one."
"[ __ ] I know, bro. Every position from Mish Dog, they all got variations. It's like 10 different misses, 10 different doggies."
"It's like Mortal Kombat."
"Yeah. Facts. Like you take that up left. Up right."
"You take that with that with the on fact. Throw that [ __ ] together. Turn that [ __ ] to a combo meal. Fact."
"Hey, what's the biggest a guy can do in bed?"
"Good question."
"Just be all about himself."
"Suck it. Suck it. He [ __ ] you till he comes. That's it."
"Yeah."
"Yeah. What about you?"
"You see, I don't like a guy who just wants to do like one position the entire time when he's just like, 'Oh, we're going to [ __ ] Okay, so we're going to [ __ ] like this.' Like the entire time. I'm like, 'No, come on.' Like, 'Let's switch it up. Let's get some variety.'"
"After like 3 4 minutes, like I."
"There's tons of people that just want to do like one or two positions and then come. And I'm like, 'No."
"[ __ ] I think that's me."
"I want to do back bends. I want to like be on the wall in a second.' Like I want to do [ __ ]"
"You."
"She wants to hang from the rafters."
"Yeah."
"There it is. How about you, little E for a girl?"
"Biggest dick in bed."
"Biggest it."
"Mine's not in bed. But I don't like when girls name drop celebrities, you know."
"Yeah."
"Yeah."
"Oh, [ __ ] I hate that [ __ ]"
"Like when they're [ __ ] you, they're like."
"'No, no, that's why I said like, oh yeah, I [ __ ] someone.'"
"When they when you're on a date and they want to bring up that they [ __ ] the chain smokers guy, who cares?"
"That sounded like That was very specific."
"Yeah. Like, oh my god, dip last weekend. [Music]"
"Throws every guy off. I don't know why girls do it."
"I think it makes them sound cool."
"Biggest icking bed. What's some [ __ ] that threw me left?"
"No. Bush."
"Nah, cuz I like I like I like the bald eagle, too. You feel me? But it's a different vibe. Biggest. Yeah. If it's if you smell something."
"If it smells something."
"True. But but."
"Hygiene."
"But that's an obvious one. So I'm trying more of a straight girl than a by girl thing. Eh."
"Yeah. I'm trying to find something else."
"By girls know how to take care of their vagina."
"Yeah."
"Yeah, for sure."
"Mhm."
"So having girls go down there. Make sure that shit's thingy."
"And you know what? Is it so much to ask for a girl to be open to threesomes? Is that so much to ask? But if you're dating a straight girl."
"Pair them up, too."
"What does that mean?"
"You got to know how to pair them up. You can't pair any shorty with just any shorty. LIKE."
"NO. NO. PAIR OH, pair them up. Yeah, of course."
"Pair them up. Correct."
"But look, I don't like when girls say, 'Okay, cool. We'll do two girls, but then we got to do two guys.' That's Look, I hate to sound hypocritical."
"Never say that."
"It's not fair."
"They shouldn't say that."
"It's not fair. I'm sorry. It's not."
"You shouldn't even let them say."
"You know, you know it's not fair."
"It's different. And I know it sounds hypocritical cuz it's the same thing, but it's not."
"What if it was I'm not making you guys kiss."
"What if it was like the guy, one guy stays up top, one guy stays in the back. So like you guys aren't like near each other. There's no double penetration. There's no touching."
"No, I'll tell you why. Because the girls really in a girl girl BG, it's a lesbian thing you self."
"Yeah."
"Whereas two dudes, a guy's [ __ ] your girl. It's whack."
"Oh, so you talking about with your girlfriend, not just some Okay, that Okay."
"I've had multiple girlfriends say, 'WE CAN DO IT. WE CAN BRING IN A GIRL, BUT WE GOT TO BRING IN We got to bring in Gary from work.'"
"BUT THAT'S WHAT GARY FROM GIRLS."
"EXACTLY. EXACTLY. That's what I was about to say. You got to get a girl that like girls."
"That's right."
"If you don't like girls."
"I think moving forward, I will only date bisexual girls."
"Yeah."
"Because then if I get the itch, I don't want to cheat."
"Let's bring her."
"Yeah. Bring her in."
"I swear to God."
"The life hack that it's the [ __ ] biggest hack."
"Or just good communication. Be like, 'Hey, I'm still going to do my thing.' You feel me? like, 'Oh, I got this one. I'm might go see what's up with real.'"
"I'm talking real like relation, you know?"
"I'll be back."
"That's what Lil D. I don't know if it works for everyone, but probably just for De doesn't work for me."
"It didn't work."
"Doesn't work for my six and a quarter."
"I'mma see that through, but I'll be back, baby."
"You make me?"
"Nah, man. Um, I I I done washed my hands, you feel me? I'm at the point right now where."
"Roster reset."
"Roster reset. I still got a good roster Lana, but I definitely got rid of my starting point guard."
"Oh [ __ ]"
"And my [ __ ] forward, you know what I'm saying?"
"All at the same time."
"Along the way, you know, you sometimes."
"You were rebuilding."
"Yeah, you got to rebuild sometimes. You know what I mean? Got to keep the roster good money. Sometimes Sometimes the leaves they get old, they got to fall off. They can't stay on the tree forever. They got to go bye-bye."
"True that."
"You know what I'm saying? She's like your little prodigy."
"Yeah. I would not say that. Fuji's definitely my good friend."
"Yeah. Yeah. Yeah."
"This is good [ __ ] right here."
"Yeah."
"You're cool, Cubby."
"I mean, you're all right."
"Thanks, Cubby."
"Final thought, little D. We're way over time."
"Oh [ __ ] Final thought. Yeah. Final thought."
"What you mean final thought?"
"I don't know. It's the first time I've ever said that in my life."
"Final thought, get money, stay out the way. Find you someone, a couple someone's that make you happy, and keep them around and just just enjoy what you got going on. You got a a house, you got someone to sleep, you got some clothes, you got some food. You good."
"True that."
"You got all those should be great, Great work, Cali Roses. Congrats on all your success. Thanks for coming after a big scene."
"Yeah, you know that [ __ ]"
"Great episode, everyone. Love you guys. We out. There it is."