Kalogeras Sisters GET ATTACKED BY MONKEYS!

Today, we got shat on by some monkeys. We are in the Dominican, about to go see some monkeys. Monkey mother monkeys are my favorite animal in the world. I want a picture with me kissing the monkey. Bro, you guys don't do clothes; I'm being serious. Do they have— You guys know that one story of the chimpanzee that ripped off that girl's face and ate her face? We're not meeting up with gorillas; they're going to go on you. This shirt has no room for justice; I don't know why you wear that shirt. I can see Ellie's nipple right now. No, you can't; like, zoom in on it.

What are you guys' goals for today? To see a monkey, obviously. Okay, well, that's all. That's like saying my goal today is to breathe. Like my goal today is to tame a monkey. Ellie wants to domesticate it. Wait, why didn't I bring a banana? Oh, that would have been so smart. I should have like rubbed myself in banana, and then they would have been like— That would have been dangerous; they would have bit you.

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. How are you? I like to meet my driver; he's a very good one. He has a driver's license. Called Anderson. And you know my name; my name is Matias, or Matias, as you want. We went straight to Mulan. Woo! There, we had two activities. I'm done; I'm done, guys. We're here. It was like a 30-minute bus ride. Look at the butterflies! I've never seen a butterfly that looks like that. Where are you? Dead ass right there? Are you dead ass? Just just keep walking. A wasp! Just keep walking! Oh my god, what if it's a killer bee? They're literally telling us the instructions. Okay, everyone shut up; let's start off from the beginning. We went— We had some Mamajuana. What is Mamajuana, you ask? Apparently, it's a cancer cure. Apparently, it's Viagra. Trust me, it was Viagra. Makes your pee pee go— Ali, was it a Viagra? Oh yes. I'm going to try the Mamajuana. Oh my god, it's Mamajuana. It's called— Apparently, it's a natural drink. This is the natural drink of a— Oh my god, what do you sit on? Looks like you shoot yourself. I'll try one; I'll try one. Thank you. Can I smell it? Okay, so I don't drink; let me smell. You smell it? It smells like wine. Standing? You have to take a shot of it. I'm not taking a shot of it. No, you have to take a shot. I feel tipsy. No, you sit down. Let's see your [ __ ] pants. All right, it looks like a short video. You can't videotape cuz you have this huge car on— Is this dirty? Oh my god, back up to me. Oh my god, I swear in my life— I was going to do a joke, but it actually is dirty. Oh, right there. Come close; I'll show you. Can you wipe it off? Don't do that to me. This is an experiment to see if Noah is about to get charmed. What? No? Are you feeling the hard-on yet? I promise— I need to promise— I promise— No, it's in your mind. Imagine they're like, "Guys, by the way, that was non-alcoholic, and the thing was a joke." So I was peer-pressured by the girls to drink. It was a joke, bro. Don't say that [ __ ]. You literally— I told you so many times— They said don't drink it. Yeah, turns out Mamajuana is Viagra. I actually wasn't told that; I had to learn about that later. He actually— That was what made him drink it. So actually, I didn't really know it was alcohol until I got it last second, and I'm like, "You know what, for the clip, it—" I don't drink. That was his first drop of alcohol that he's ever had in his life. It was like not even— Not even half an ounce, and then he was— And it was like 20% alcohol.

We went back to our stateroom, and Noah was sitting there, and he was like this: I hate how alcohol makes me feel. Yeah, I'm like— Broke it out on— Like, Noah, you had three drops of 20% alcohol. 20%! And then he was like, maybe it's the apple [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]. Quenching cocoa cocoa melon. It was hot cocoa. It didn't taste like normal hot chocolate; it tastes like melon, like leprechaun— Like it was like— Like— That is crazy. We talk about how Mia knows what leprechaun tastes like. Don't ask me why we have so many rainbows. We're trying fresh hot chocolate right now. Okay, I need it to cool down, but you're going to burn yourself. That's good. Try it. Oh [ __ ]. What did you say? It's life-changing; I promise. Yes, you should have got it. It's like actually life-changing. We made the coffee, but we didn't try it. Was it good coffee? No one— No one tried. I didn't try it either. Yeah, we— We're the ones who made it. Well, they were like, "We need volunteers." And everybody was going up there and like literally going like this to it. Yeah, [ __ ] ass. They were like, "You need to blend in." They're like this, and we show these [ __ ] who— Speaking all this talk, but she was going— Guys, and everyone's like, "Yeah, yeah." Kaya goes— Kaya went counterclockwise. I was working, bro. So aggressive, my tits popped up. Kayie was going the wrong way. I was like, "Okay, clockwise." And Kay's like— And then we went to go see the monkeys. Oh my god! Listen, if one of the monkeys shits on me and [ __ ] on it, bro, see monkey poo— Monkey— I'm going to sit on it. Trying to do stupid [ __ ]. You get your ass beat by a monkey— Beat by a monkey, bro. You might as well be okay with your earrings. I took my earrings straight off; I'm not getting— Mom just wants to wear earrings. I know my hoops are this big, and Mom just wants it to be static. I'm going to get my ears ripped out. Money for the video. Yeah, to get my ears ripped off. Should I get my fourth ear pierced? I hope one of the monkeys pants— Will get— What would you do if I pantsed you from the back and I said it was a monkey? But if one of the monkeys pantsed me in the natural [Applause] diagn— Oh my god! Oh my god! I'm so excited! Climb on me, baby! Wait, I'm actually scared. Did you see it climbing me too? I'm scared; I promise. It was climbing and smiling like this. Oh my days! Are you okay? Move! Move! Move! Stop it! Kayla, go to the other—ing mirror— At least another mirror. This can't be happening. Ground in there, by the way, and I just hope damn well it was monkey [ __ ]. Does anybody have mascara? They're going to take this up, and if this comes up— Did you wear star patches on your nips? Did you actually not wear any tape or anything? I said don't wear a shirt that could fly up, and you wore the only shirt— Look at the monkey! I've never seen a monkey— You're going to have a nipslip today. [Applause] Monkey! What noises do you think it responds to? They make— Uh-huh. Oh, people are getting chopped on! People are getting chopped on! I want— I want you so bad! I want you so bad! Come to me! Come to me! Please sit down, Ellie! Sit down, Ellie! Ellie! I want one! I want one! I already know what's going to come down. I want one! Me too! So I want it! So guys, I can't— I'm overwhelmed! I'm overwhelmed with— How do I get one? Oh my god, look at them! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh, he's not dead! He's not dead! I don't like that. Don't move! [Applause] I don't want that. I do— I don't want the head! Watch your faces! No! No! That was so cute! It was so cute! Wait, I want another one! Oh my god! One jumped on my head! Did they jump on yours? All of us! We had one on our head! All of us at the same time! Why don't they like us? It's Noah's fault! It's cuz he has a camera [ __ ]. No one's— What sounds do you think they respond to? They probably speak Spanish, bro. Why is he on Noah? Why does he like you? No, he must have the camera. Put your hands down! Please put your hands down! Fighting on us, please! I'm actually kind of scared now. [Applause] Mom, you have to take a picture! Dad, it's not a bird; you can't tell him to step up! Oh my god, my turn! No, the monkey was— No risk! They were beating each other up on me! They started pulling my hair! They were fighting because one of them bit the other guy's tail. Yeah, and it was on my head! They were both on my head! They started pulling my hair! Your beef— How do we like tell them that we're friends? Like, how do we tell them that like we— You got to go play! You got to go— No, I'm dead ass! I'm dead ass! I feel like you guys are— Me over— Like the fact that you're with me— What the [ __ ] does that mean? Ali is the only one that's getting monkeyed. I just put my hand in monkey [ __ ]. Guys, that doesn't smell like it. Oh yeah, it does! It smells like monkey [ __ ]. My god, he's so cute! You're so cute! Look at him! You're so cute! Oh my god, you're so cute! It's on my head! Don't touch him! Let him eat! Oh my god, guys! I— Okay, I got— Um, monkey foot in the eye! I got— I got a monkey foot to the eye! I'm dead ass! Monkey foot to the eye! Candy! I got a monkey foot in my mouth! I'm going to wake up with them! Guys, I still have more! Where are they, buddy? I have a little bit. Okay, why do they like that? Dad is going to capture a monkey right now! Dad's got skill, man! Watch this! I'm going to go get this monkey. Okay, Ellie's going to go grab a monkey. Come here! Come here! Come on me! Come on me! Trying to grab it! Ellie, get away! They're fighting! Ellie, get away! You can't stop them from fighting! Come here! Yeah, good boy! Come here! Oh, that's a good boy! Good boy! Good boy! What a good boy! I got one! I got one! No— Can I pet you? Oh, we're a good boy! Can I pet him? Can I pet him, please? Please! No! No! No! No! No! All right, all right. Go on my head. Okay, that family is getting— I don't understand the special treatment that's going on over there. They just attacked the [ __ ] out of her! Promise! So we went to see the monkeys. Let's talk about that, guys. The monkeys were jumping all on my face at one time. I had a monkey— Like actual— Like a monkey's testicle in my mouth. I was like, "Let's start from the beginning." Oh my god, look at that! When the guy comes up to us, he's about to throw the sunflower seeds on us, and I was like, "Don't put it on our hair! Please put it on our body!" Like, "Don't put it on our hair." Keep in mind we all just took a shower. Like, "Not on your hair." We're like, "No, not on our hair." And what does our [ __ ] beautiful lovely mom say? Put it on their hair! Put it on their hair for the clamp! Blue for the clamp! On our second note, he [ __ ] whips the seed all over— I like that you're moving. Do it with my hand. [ __ ] whips the seed all over our hair! He's got my hair all night so that we can do the monkey video, and then this happens. Should we tell him not in our hair? He won't do anything. No, he put— He's putting it in everyone's hair. Can we get them— Not in our hair! Not in our hair! Hi, baby! [Applause] Hi, guys! Put in their hair! No, Mom! Mom, say— Oh my god, [ __ ] Mom, man! I don't mind this one. They're going to get caught in there. Noah, look! I have all of them on me! Okay, that one— This one has been on my head for too long! Wait, careful, Mia! It's behind you! Oh, sorry, baby! Did he [ __ ] in my hair? Uh— Put it more in her hair! Ellie got— Wiggies are going like this to my hair— Like a monkey massage! That's a monkey massage! They're biting on you! Your lips are going to pop up! That's okay. Can I taste you? I'll take this one home with me. This is Gerald! Oh my god, Gerald! No! Please! No! No! Is someone throwing it on you? Why are they on you? And why are they— Look, they're on top of each other! What is he doing? He's just chilling. That's rude! Let me do that! No! No! No! Me— And my hair's fresh, bro. Your hair's ratchet, bro. We did our hair on the same day. Yeah, but my hair looks better. If you guys smell Ellie's hair this morning, it was like a smelling salt. Baby, I'm stupid. This is Noah smelling Ellie's hair this morning. Baby, I'm tired. I'm tired. Anyways, don't step on my toe! Wait, but don't step on my toes! Let's talk about my injuries. So a— Scene jumps on me— Jumps on my face, and they're fighting! True blood! I was bleeding like this— Down from here to here to here! It was dripping down my body! My face was [ __ ] red! I covered up my scar, but I had a very big scar. You don't have— No scar? I did have a scar. No, I did have battle wounds, but out of all the things that happened to me, I had my scar that's on my face now— Like [ __ ] scar. F— Don't show it cuz it's not actually that thing, but I had my— No, but we can't do SPF. No, wait, SPF? That's [ __ ] dumb! Out of all the injuries that I've had, I've had my toenail ripped off. TMI, Mia! That's not a part of our monkey video, bro. You could say that in our other video. No, it needs to be in all videos cuz it's very— Very— Everyone stand like this. Yeah, I'm not going to be doing that. All— Just do it! Just stand like this, bro. I had my toenail ripped off. Exhibit A! The monkeys actually bathe in their own piss. No, we talk about that after. I got bit by an insect in the monkey— Where you at? Was it in the pen? In the pen, bro. So part one, she gets her face scratched up by a monkey. Guys, like mold— Like mold— Like mold— Her two eyes. I lose half the [ __ ] hair on my head because— Are you searching? Guys, they couldn't find it in her—ing rat's nest of a weave. They were looking for like this— Trying to find it, but Ellie's hair is so matted and freaking nasty. I would say thick and beautiful, bro. Okay, and then Noah— Are we going to talk about this? No, in one second, bro. Put that down. One second. And then Noah got shat on by a monkey. Don't talk into your mic like that. Noah got shat on. And— No, you say it! Say it! And then— And then Noah got shat on and pissed on by a monkey. Kayla, you have to say it louder. Okay, I'm not [ __ ] saying it again. Oh god! Oh, now he actually has [ __ ] on his— Joking about it before— Inside the mics— Inside the mics— It was piss. I have a story. Don't interrupt me, Mia. I won't interrupt you. You've been doing a lot of interrupting. I have not been doing a lot of interrupt— Noah got shat on. It— Like— On his pants. So what he does is— I— No, no, no! This is what happened. No, no, no, no! I told you not— Noah sits down. He— He has his hot cocoa in his hand, and he— Like a [ __ ] idiot— Spills it on the chair. So he sits down. Now it looks like he shot his pants. You know what you look like? You shot your pants! You look like you're [ __ ] stupid! You're wearing white pants! You have— Looks like you shot your pants. So now he's walking around. We go into the monkey pattern, and I look at him like, "Damn, Noah, it really looks like you shot your pants." And then he does like a 180. I'm like, "Wait, if that's the hot cocoa, you actually have monkey [ __ ] on your pants." So he genuinely shat— Oh, no, he— He sat in the monkey [ __ ]. Nobody else did. How did we all avoid it? I wish they would just come here. What are you doing to them? What are you doing? No! What are you doing? What are you doing to you? Boom boom! Come here! Boom boom! Look, they have fingernails! Zoom in on their nails! Guys, stop! Stop harassing Gerald! Gerald's my dog! He came back! He— He came back for the kids! What the [ __ ]? Me too! Why did they always jump on my head? Look, I got one! Oh— Oh, I thought that was Ellie. Kay, you have to be more— More into them! Come here! Look how long their tails are! That's insane! I love you! I love you! Oh my god! Okay, this one's caught in my hair! Watch! I'm going to bribe him! So cute! Who's this guy on my head, bro? Come down! He's chilling! I can grab him! No! No! No! No! You're good. We come home, and the bottom of my pants are a little bit dirty from the mud, so I'm washing my pants in the shower, and then Noah opens the shower door and gives me his [ __ ] pants and says, "Hey, could you wash these too?" And I go, "Noah, what?" Like— Like that's so rude, and he's like, "Fine, I'll wash them." So then, as a nice wife I am, I said, "It's okay, baby; I can wash it." No, it wasn't— You said it with attitude, and then I was like, "You know what, I'll wash it." So I sat there in this very small confined small shower washing [ __ ] that is flying all over cuz the water is going on and it's flying— Disgusting! My face— It was in my mouth! I'm like, "Okay, I understand." And then he like wore them like the day after. Okay, speaking about [ __ ] and piss— Um, it was after that we went to see the squirrel monkeys. That Ali's say, "I wonder how they bathe." I'm washing my face, you know? I have like a really big cut on it; I'm bleeding everywhere. It's— It's terrible! Like, I'm looking like [ __ ] Freddy Krueger up in this hoe, and I'm thinking, okay, how much— Like how many times should I wash my face? I don't want to get like the natural oils off; I don't want to strip it. You look like Mickey— 18 yo. That's kind of— I should have kept it. I should have kept— You should have like ripped it deeper. I should have— I actually should have clawed into that [ __ ]. I'm sitting there, and I'm washing my face, and I'm like, "Okay, I should probably go take a shower obviously, and I should probably shower my hair." That's not true, actually. You were like, "I ain't washing my hair, girl." I'm tired; I don't want to wash my hair anymore. In my defense, my hair looked so good. It's not cuz I was tired; it's cuz my hair looks even— I'm sharing a bed with her. I was like, "Get the— And you know you love it." This [ __ ] yesterday for bed— Did she cuddle you? Did she cuddle you like usual? She cuddles me when I wake up, and I'm little spoon every time. No! No! No! Whenever I sleep with Sunday, bro, all four of her limbs are off. You know, actually, this trip— That's never happened. Well, cuz we're sleeping on like a king bed. Yeah, true. I'm being dead ass when I say this: I was not planning on washing my hair cuz my hair looked so phenomenal that I was like— If I wash my hair now, it's just a waste. At the end, I was itching. I was seven— Or like— So then obviously Ellie's hair is looking fine as [ __ ]. Ellie kept telling me, "Mia, your hair is caring! Your curls are curling!" And I was like, "I'm not washing my hair. Does Noah not text me?" The same night— The same second— Squirrel monkeys are known for cleaning themselves with their piss, so they literally bathe on each other while pissing on each other— While pissing— Like— It'll like grab the other one, be like, "You ready for a shower?" And just give it a golden shower! Just start whistling! Every golden shower— I mean Ellie be doing that, but we're— We're different. Yeah, but we're— But we're like evolved monkeys. That's not even true! What do you mean, bro? We're not even monkeys. Are they monkeys? No! No! No! Not like— Not like squirrel monkeys. No! No! Monkeys— Gorillas— Oh, she's not thinking of a gorilla. No. Can I have one? Oh my gosh! Wait here! Let me drop this out of your hair for you. I want you on my hand for one second! Is there two on me? Come on my hands! Come here! Guys, how do I— Guys, I'm trying! I saw it planned! I saw it playing! One of them pissed on me and on the mic! I need to call it right now! No one got [ __ ] and pissed on! We are leaving! And I was taking pictures for the girls like the whole entire time. Take it! Can you put it in my hand? Guys, I'm— I'm going to pose real crazy, and I'm going to take a really fire— I'm surprised you brought this [ __ ] up. Yeah, let's talk about it. Let's talk about— I would love to talk about— Wait, let me— Let's— I would love to talk about— I was like— I was like, okay, I— Oh, guys, like I want a picture too, and then they were like, okay, let's get a picture, and then I was like, you know what, don't worry about it. Like— Is that what you said? To— Wait— No, let's— She wants to say— Okay, yeah, go ahead. Picture— I'm— Me and Ellie's— Kayla— This is what she's acting like. What happened? Um— I just realized you didn't get a picture. Don't worry, boys. No— Oh, okay. I want to actually get out of here. Okay, let's leave. Let's leave. This is what actually happened. I'm Kaya. Okay. Okay. Uh— Kay, I didn't get a picture. Wait! Wait! We can take one right now. I wanted a picture with the monkey. I didn't even get a picture with the monkey. Did we get this one on video? Because I want to add— If we got this on video, please add it. It is on video, and it's not like I didn't get any— [Applause] That's okay. Whatever. Does she not go down? No, we're trying to put the monkey on the— Guy literally goes like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll go take a picture with you, don't worry, don't worry." She goes to put the monkey on— Gets— Gets overstimulated and starts absolutely acting like the weirdest person I've ever— Def— They did not smell! Yes, they smell at all when they jumped on me. So one of them like had a full [ __ ] to my face— Slow motion— That one monkey that came on top of me, and it put his [ __ ] from here all the way down to my back, bro! I had a streak of [ __ ] in my hair! Okay, that's— That's why I had a panic attack. Guys, lighting is horrible. You have to— Thank you. No, I don't want— Okay, no, she's okay. She's good. You sure? Let me see. This is good. I was like— I need to— I need to go because I literally— But you can't do that! You can't sit there and be like, "Guys, I get bigger; I need to get bigger; I didn't." And then when we try to help you and assist— What would they do when you're— Should we be like the dramatic people when they interview? They take off their mic, right? Come back! Come back! You come back! Come take your mic! Come back! How did you— No one asked us the question, so why can't I fake cry? Why does it sound like I can fake cry? Mine is like this, right after— Okay, how do I look like I've been packing six in here the whole time? Why ask them how big it is? How big is this six? Okay, we didn't talk about my bite. Let's talk about the rails on the— Let's talk about this bad boy! Let's talk about how my mom carries so much— This is the worst part of the entire trip, and that she has to go to the hospital. So I want you guys to look at my ankle. You mean cankle? You mean ci— Wait, what does C stand for when you say cankle? Knee cankle? Oh, your rotten ankle, bro. Cankle is just a— Oh, calf ankle. Oh, there we go. All right, so that's a— So this is my— That's a— Look at—

My look at my ankle before and after. And this has a compression sock on it, which means that it's like compressing it. Is that what it means? So explain what happened, Mia.

I'll explain to the viewers. So I'll tell you guys what happened. I'll tell you guys what happened. So basically, I'm in the sanctuary with all the little monkeys. Very, very cute. I'm I'm not going to lie though, how cute were they? So cute. You can see pictures of them sometimes. They would like stand on their feet; they were eating. So cute. They were so cute. Watch, I'm going to bribe them. They love my dad, and but we were we kept on trying to grab them, and my dad would take them for us. And when we finally got them, my dad would just like grab what the [ __ ] was that, dad? I should have got a monkey on my nails or like a big banana.

Okay, so listen. Yeah, I saw that video. Guys, are we going to talk about this or not? Cuz I have to go to the hospital in two days, so you guys should shut up and just let me talk about it. So what happened is I'm in the sanctuary, and I have like five monkeys on me at a time. I'm the [ __ ] monkey whisperer or whatever, bro. He threw seeds on you. Yeah, actually, they were they actually the monkeys actually didn't like me. They actually monkeys like me. They would go on me when I would out. They love me. They Noah they kept going on the whole entire time. Noah had two monkeys on his shoulder the whole entire time. No, what were you doing? Were you like winking at them and [ __ ]? I would go this. No, you weren't. Well, they would like check your pockets to [ __ ]. Were you hiding something? Were you actually whispering? What did you have in your pocket? Maybe they were looking for it. Did you have a banana in your pocket? He had the He had the scent of Mama Huana, and that's like their hometown. Maybe it's cuz he had a banana in his pants. Noah, why, bro? He doesn't even have He's trying to take the mic. He doesn't even have food. And just You're the monkey whisperer. Why you keep doing that [ __ ]? They want your mic too. Oh, you're low-riding. Noise they make. I didn't hear them make one sound because they were scrapping when they were No, when they were scrapping the fruit, then they started beating each other. One guy had a fruit, and they were like this, like eat your fruit. It was so rude. They were kind of picky. Like some of them like the apple, some of them wouldn't grab it. Yeah, like like you could tell like if they wanted food they would eat it, but if they weren't like some of them like just like if one messed with the sunflower seeds more, it would go straight for sunflower seed be like [ __ ] that apple.

So then I'm standing there, and I have a monkey right here, and I'm like obviously like me and it are so chill. I'm like, "Oh yeah, give me get a flick of me and the monkey." Do I not experience okay. Never make that face again. No way. I'm I'm guys, I've been sitting in the same position for 25 minutes. Okay, then take 2 seconds and stretch, bro. Like do a lunge. Here, every bone just cracked. We can see your undies. You know what? Why do you not have hair on your knees? I've never seen so much scratch like this. Why do you have no hair on your knees, bro? You've never had It's cuz it's cuz I used to put lacrosse I used to have these pads over my knees, and they it Yeah, it frictioned off to friction off my leg hair. All right, just grab the camera. But he also doesn't have hair on his upper arms. What are we your Oh yeah, so we need to talk about my ingrown toenail or your ingrown toenail.

So then I got bit. Ready for that? I got bit right here, and I felt it, and it felt like a mosquito bite if I'm being honest when I think about it. And I was just like, "Okay." I didn't think anything like a bee bite or anything. No, I didn't think anything of it. Nothing. The next morning, I'm sitting there, I'm doing my makeup. My mom walks in, and she's like, "Hey, babe, what's going on with your legs?" And I was like, "What do you mean what's going on with my leg?" She's like, "You don't think one of them's swollen?" I'm like, "No, why would it be swollen?" I lift it up. It was like swollen, but it wasn't to the point that her skin was it was swollen enough that my mom noticed it. Yeah, very hard to like notice, but like my mom would like notice. My mom would if like I developed a mole on my [ __ ] ass cheek. Yeah, like my mom's crazy. You guys hated he ran out of me went to slap me. No eyes. So how did he So that's why he [ __ ] ran into what happened. He went to slap me. No, no, no. He could see. How did he lose his eyes? Oh, he was born with no eyes. So how did he sense me to try to slap me? Oh, you're so cute, bro. You guys no that cat can see. No, he can't. Yes, he can. I don't care if he has no eyes. He probably has a really good sense of vibration [ __ ]. I wasn't vibrating. Mia, you're in Rose toy. Maybe he sensed that. It's not my bad. Come on, I'm redhead. This is literally red. That looks like my color of hair. Okay, we're both red, bro. Why do we have the same exact color of hair than this girl has [ __ ] black hair? She has black hair. She's denying it. I know she It's cuz I'm the black swan, guys. It's like It's cuz I'm the black swan. Yeah, it's cuz you're the back black swan, and I'm the gray the big back swan. All right, turn it down. I got a monkey foot to the eye. Monkey scratched to the cheek, bro. I had monkey scrapping on me. I got bit by a bug, bro. What bug? Noah's the monkey cuz I'm a monkey whisperer, bro. It's cuz Noah didn't give a We all wanted them on her. Did you expect that? What did you guys expect going I don't know, but my scalp is itchy. We don't really smell like [ __ ]. You smell like [ __ ]. No, bro, that's just a you problem. That's a you problem though. What would you guys do if I jumped over this? Would you guys jump over to save me or no? Uh, yeah. Okay. Why you No, because why would you jump over to save you? Like you have more luck saving you if you were here. I'm just wondering how quick you guys I wouldn't jump over. I would go there and [ __ ] you. Julia, no, because I would die [ __ ] die. Like I would jump from there if you guys jumped over. I would jump so quick, it's not even funny. No, no, no. You would go there and slide down. I would run down this. Well, no [ __ ], but you're not going to jump. Like, bro, I'm not going to be All right, then we're both dead.

So then I look down, and I'm like, "Okay, I have a little bite right here." So my foot is now enlarged to the size of like this. Misophonia. Yeah, misophonia. What does that mean? The thing that I have when I hear Kayla chewing. So then right here, look right here, look down here, look down here. I have something else here that I never exper Noah, my ankle's [ __ ]. You actually can't feel her ankle. Try to feel my ankle. Try to feel my ankle. Feel this ankle. Feel this ankle. Right, look how bony that is, and you can see all the veins. Feel this ankle. That's rude. Let me take this off so y so y'all can get a better look. No, Mia, keep it on, bro. You remember Dr. Mama? I forgot. Mom put a Band-Aid on it. Dr. Mama Mama sprinkle bandit. Our tour guy was telling us like there's no dangerous species, no dangerous animals. He literally said this word for word: "We don't got no dangerous animals here. Only scorpions, snakes, big spiders, sharks that only eat Canadians." And I'm like, "Hey, bro, like take me back to the ship." Like are you joking? Yeah, but then this [ __ ] happened. And tell me there's no dangerous animals, bro. Have you seen her? Thanks. The size I can't even fit it in my shoe, bro. And force that [ __ ] in you guys. When I go like this, I feel my leg going boom boom boom boom. So then we try to go to the medic, bro. We can't include that. I was going like this, boom. Leia.