DAINTY WILDER & LENA POLANSKI SQU*RT ALL OVER RYAN ON PILLOW TALK

I've had wet dreams, and I wake up and I'm in a puddle. So, your bed, dainty, do you have to have like a Dexter crime scene? Mhm. You came to us, and she brought a separate suitcase for waterproof blankets. Yeah, I have to. Wow. It's like your squirt kit, just to give you a little taste of that. We brought like a little inflatable pool, and we made her squirt into that pool, and we could like bath in it.

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Ladies, welcome back to your favorite podcast, this is Pillow Talk. I'm your host, Ryan P, the number one adult show in the world. Thank you for tuning in every week. We love you. I can't speak today. It's 11:00 a.m. These girls brought me out in the fcking morning. We do usually do this at night, so I'm trying to drink and get in my zone. Maybe I'm a little nervous, too, 'cause me and the blonde one over here, we've been DMing a lot. We've been flirting.

We're going to introduce her first. Big episode today. I predict this one being one of the biggest ever, 'cause Dainty's last one, banger, banger, broke the internet. And if you haven't heard, our studio that we rent from Dainty, we'll get into, we'll get into all that. But Dainty has caused a lot of ruckus with Pillow Talk and the Network Studios. Quirt on me today. A lot of ruckus.

Maybe do you want it? Yeah, I kind of want to do it now that I'm single. You know you want it. Are you? Yeah. Apparently, you're visiting your wife today. Alina Lopez. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday, my little angel, my little princess. Okay, our, our. So, we're doing two guests today. Guest number one, her name is Lena Palansky. She goes by Little Polish Angel. She's all the way from Poland. She lives in Miami. She's here in LA. She's [ __ ] Lord knows who. She's like a girl next door, but with the sweet little Barbie vagina. She posts these conservative little hiking videos, but then she [ __ ] like a superstar. Beautiful booty, very nice boobs. Depends on the day, because she fluctuates like the stock market, up and down. D cups, A cups, B cups. That's kind of true. That's kind of true. She's bisexual as hell. I'd say 60% lesbo, I want to say 40% into dick. I'll be straight for you. Yeah, right. Yeah. She's a big-time flirt. She's, uh, what did I call you? A [ __ ] bomber. Bomber. You came up with that last night, didn't you? She's the biggest [ __ ] bomber in the world. Lena Pansy, Little Polish Angel. I like when you talk to me like that. Yeah, right. Yeah. I'm going to suck your dick later for that. Be a good girl. Yeah, be a good girl. Well, you're a good man right now, so be a good girl for you. Good deal. That's the deal. Is that a handshake? Is that a deal? All right. Sure. All right. Thank you. I appreciate [ __ ] offers.

And our guest today, second guest, back on the show. One of the biggest episodes ever. We had Christalia here last time, my favorite comedian ever. I was still dating that toxic ex. Christalia is married. Dainty Wilder. She said, "I scored all my guests every time." Chris said, "[ __ ] that, he dipped. He's a married man." I was just getting back with my toxic ex. So we brought in Liam Riley over here, our little gay boy assistant that you all love so much. And Dainty squirted all over him. Classic. Not too far after that, other podcasts that rent the studio saw this clip going viral and left this studio, causing the Network Studios to cut their revenue in half. Dainty, how dare they? All the way from Australia, you're causing a lot of [ __ ] over here. Sorry. But she's so beautiful. Oh, oh, oh. She's going to be on Jerkmate. Dainty mother claims to be the wetest [ __ ] on the internet, and she's pure Aussie hotness. Apparently, she squirts like crazy, and her arrival on Jerkmate is your chance to see for yourself. She's going to be on [ __ ] Jerkmate. Dainty says she loves Jerkmate. I love it too, because it's free to join, anonymous, and [ __ ] loads of fun. I think we could all agree on that. This is JT Wilder. So, in two days, you're going to be on Jerkmate. Dainty, what are you going to do on the show? 'Cause Jerkmate loves you. They're hyped up. It's my favorite site. I'll do what I always do, like, I'll just squirt a bunch. I come really, really easily. Um, and so, like, my live shows on, oh, my like highest record for the most amount of squirts was 38. Okay. But 38? Dainty, are you just doing little, little squeaks? No. Have you watched them? Respectfully, no. You need to. I've watched the video of you and Sky Bri with the dual-ended black dildo in the hot tub 452 times. Yeah, a good one. No, I haven't seen that. It's great. Honest. Yeah. I've also never seen a threesome of you two. It's hard to find. Your DMCA team's on fire 'cause you know I ain't paying for [ __ ]. Okay, fine. You're missing out. I'll sub. I'll sub. How much money are you girls making? Feel like it's a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot. But that's why we don't send out things for free. Well, I don't say how much I make. I know how much you make, and it's a lot of [ __ ] money. Yeah, you make as much as like an orthodontist makes in a year per month. Like a successful dentist, you know. He does braces for like, like Liam, like Liam's dentist. We're just lovable people. Love us. We deserve it. We're pretty great. Yeah, you guys found a good little hack. It's like, but we like it 'cause. But you have done a couple mainstream scenes, right? Dainty? No, never. Oh, I thought you did. No. Oh, you just did some really well-produced content. All my content is like pretty high quality. It's like amateur, high quality director. Like you? No, I direct Allan's stuff. You don't bring people into film, like the Sky one? Oh, yeah, like I have like someone filming, but it's not like a videographer, like a professional videographer. It's just like a friend. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah. But it's good quality. A cute friend that sometimes gets pleasured spontaneously 'cause he gets horny, and she's naughty, and she sees him getting a boner, and then you know what's happening. Sometimes it happens. There's one scene I actually, to be honest, I've watched like, I usually, I want and done my scenes, you know? Okay. Been there, jerked off to that. There's one I, I, I rip every now and then whenever you send me really nasty DMs, which you do quite often. I, that nasty. I pulled that video up. I saved it in my favorites. I bookmarked it. It's, you're like at a cottage or something doing yoga. That's so cute. Yeah, that's like, that was a good tape. And, uh, really good tape. That happened in B. Your ass is huge in that video. Well, that's because it's not H. Not really. I mean, less a little. She's a skinny legend now. I'm a skinny legend. Yeah, I was chubby. Yeah, like I wasn't working out, I wasn't eating healthy. I was just, you know, getting those curves. Now I'm a healthy supermodel. I'm like Bella Hadid now. You know, ask your doctor about Ozempic. No, I swear. Actually, I look down on people who use Ozempic for. Oh, you're playing hating the Zs. No, I, I think doing Ozempic is so bad. But I know a lot of people do it. Here, everyone does it. Yeah. I don't do Ozempic. I tried it. Actually, really. I did it last year. I lost 12 pounds in a month. I was exhausted. I was. You had to lose it though. I was a little chunky. You know, you get, you get a relationship, you gain weight. Were you in a relationship when you filmed that scene with that thick ass? There you go. That's what. That's what it is. Then you get single and you're like, "Oh my God, I'm fat." But it was so fun. And someone saw us. So it was like a resort in Valley, and we had this cute couple on like a honeymoon or something next to, like, on the balcony next to us, and we're just [ __ ] all the time. And I feel like she secretly hated me. 'Cause honestly, she looked like a lady that never, like, does that turn your girls on to be watched? Yeah, yeah. That actually happened to me in Italy as well. We were staying in this big villa, and I did this scene where like I [ __ ] the guy in a convertible, and there's like a, it was like a conjoined sort of villa, I guess. Um, and there was a lady that was always out the front doing her like gardening. Those ladies hate her. Yeah, she's giving us D. They're not getting much dick. The gardeners, you know. I, I can't picture a girl getting [ __ ] three times. They're going to play in a garden. It's, you know, it's, it's the ones that are deprived of [ __ ] that are taking care of roses and flowers. Life. But I want to do that one day. It sounds cute. Well, it's no dick for. Not no dick, of course not. Just like taking care of a garden. It's fine. I'll just. And you can take care of my garden. It's fine. Yeah, yeah. Okay. We're getting. What's going on here? One day. What's going on? From what I see from the outside, it looks like you guys became besties and a duo, and that's cute, and we love it. Little blonde Brett's great, you know. Foreigner, non-porn, girl next door, like same vibe. It's great. But I feel like Lena's obsessed with Dainty. She might be. I mean, she's my mistress. Okay, so this is really sad. I'm trying so hard to officially become her girlfriend, and she said, "Okay, so can you tell that you're my girlfriend?" I was like, "Am I your girlfriend?" And she's like, "No, you're on mistress status." Then I asked, "How do I change that?" Never. Like, didn't get a reply for two days straight. That was text. That was before you guys were in person together. So, actually, we're, we're in person here in LA, and then I went for a cute little, little road trip to Grand Canyon. And you're sending risky texts like that. Oh, yeah. All the. We send each other nudes all the time. I'm like sending her like a nude from bed. Can you come over? And she's like, "Yeah." Do you guys [ __ ] off-cam? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So you kind of lead her on a little bit. I wouldn't say that. She does. So true. Yeah, yeah. It's true. What do you mean? I [ __ ] you. You take pleasure in me being obsessed and in love with you. I mean, I could like it. I know. But you, you're not obsessed with me, and that's the problem. But I'm going to change it. Mark my word. Guys, you know what? A little advice. I feel like when you're chasing someone, you're pushing them away. You got to pull back. That's true. But I have no risk with girls. I'm really good with guys. I love flirting with guys. Like, this is my thing. You are quite flirty. I am very flirty, and I'm successful, right, Ryan? Yeah, very much so. It makes me go, "Exact." Jerk off to you. But if it comes to girls, I'm so embarrassing. Every time I try to flirt with a girl in like a public space, my friends get secondhand embarrassment. It's so bad. You, you're a cringe lesbian floater. Cringe. I'm just kidding. Show me what you got. Yeah, Ryan, me. Yeah, rise her up. See, I don't have to rise her. I'm just going to make out with you. Well, I'm easy. So, see, I don't have to risk her. That's the problem. That's why she leads me. You know. Of episode, we're going to [ __ ] now. Mmm. You guys, can we? Yeah, we. Is that allowed? I would love to watch that. Maybe later. Episode is going to be terrible. We want a lot of good content. Yeah, we'll lead up to. Prepared some crazy stories of ours. Okay, well, give them my eyelash. So excited. Just go. Kissing you. Okay. We actually had a little bit of beef. You two. We had a beef. Yeah. After AVN. Okay, so let's start with AVN, because you're involved in that story too. Oh, yeah. You remember. I remember very well. So, give a little intro to that story. Well, just so you know, it was a very special moment for me, Lena, because I just broke up with my year and a half girlfriend. That was like my first. Let's go have fun. So you were like my rebound. Ouch. You know, I feel like our girl was your rebound. I was someone that you wanted to totally [ __ ] about. You couldn't. Yes. Okay, fair. I'll take that. So it was, it was after the awards, I believe. Yeah, yeah. So we all went to Vegas for AVN's and the crazy parties. Heaven. And I was with Scarlet Alexis, correct? And I was on her scene earlier, like a week before. And you know, I watched her get [ __ ] by Zach Wild, but she was looking at me the whole time. I was like, that's kind of poetic in a porny, in a porny way. So, so he was banging her, and she was like, looking. She was looking at me while getting [ __ ]. And she goes, "Yeah, you're so [ __ ] hot." But she was saying it to me on a bank set. I was like, that's hot. Zach Wild did not like it. He requested I never come on his porn sets again. He [ __ ], he felt the energy. Dainty, we squashed beef. So coming back to the story. Let's not focus on outer girls right now, okay? Yeah, sorry. Jealous, P. Okay, so, so I see Scarlet at AVN, and we're like, "Yeah, you know." And then we're like, "Okay, so we started [ __ ] all week. We [ __ ] every night at AVN." You were texting me saying some [ __ ]. No, that's not true. "Come find me. I'm at the browser party at Zouk. I want to [ __ ] your brains out tonight." That's, that's so. You're lying. No, you're lying. Actually, you were more flirty and you wanted to see me. Like, you wanted to see me 'cause I was with a girl. Well, that, during that time, I wanted to see you only because I, near you're like, Pillow Talk house, whatever. Yeah. And someone told me I should talk to you. But then you turned out to be really cute, you know. Thanks, baby. So then we go to Zouk, we go inside, and then I'm like, make like a fancy wild cloud. Yeah. Browser section. Exclusive booth. Club. And so, like, there are other people at this club all around the booth, just like filming the girls. All the porn stars in the. You were all over some dude all night. No, no, no, no, no. And I was like, "Is this her husband?" Wait, so no. So before you showed up at the booth, we ate each other out in that booth. Did you see that? Did you see that? Oh, you guys filmed it. But so many people around us filmed. You know, all those like guys in the club. But anyway, so we're just like making out at this party. We're really drunk, dancing. You eating each other out at Zouk? Yes, because you had this like. Okay, you tell the story. We were, okay, so we were like dancing with each other, and I was sort of like, you know, going down like that while she's up, and we were taking turns kind of like seducing each other. And I was like, I remember I was down on the floor looking up at her, and I was like, "I could totally eat you out right now." Wow. She was like, "Oh." 'Cause you were wearing jeans though? No, I was wearing a dress. Okay. That's why. We all had vaginas. You, you don't have a picture of us. You should like post this. Here's a picture. Anyway, so she started like eating. Yeah, so she like pulls her panties to the side, and I just start eating. And then. And no one caught you? Oh, everyone could see. I think we just like looking. No one cares. No one cares. Do that. And we take turns. She goes down on me. You were in a dress too, right? Yeah, she, she was wearing a really cute sequin dress. I remember that. And before that, some people in Vegas for to wear cookers, like some guy gave us $10 to take pictures with us in the casino. Anyways, but then, but then some, like, some, I don't know, I guess she liked some dude in that booth. Yeah, yeah. Dainty was all over again. I was actually trying to make you jealous. But then I got jealous. So I saw you came to the booth. Well, regardless, you came to that booth, and then, like, you can end the story. Yeah. How was it from your perspective, right? With you making out with Scarlet, making out with you, and then I tried to make out with you. Dainty, joining the fun. And you were like, "I'm spoken for tonight." That's what you said. I have never said that in my life. Something like that. But I was making it. It was a vibe. We were just all dancing on drugs, having fun. It wasn't like. I wasn't on drugs. I was crazy. Really? Okay. Most high ever been on. Just. And then I was like, "Dainty, come here." And then you're like, "I'm with him" or some [ __ ] like that. No, I think you pissed me off at one point. What did I do? I don't know. You did something to like make me jealous. So I was like, "No, I'm not [ __ ] you." Yeah. And then I just like. We're, we're so petty, guys. Well, anyway, so then you started fingering me when she. I was jealous of her. She was jealous of you. I think it was a lot of jealousy here. I'll tell you guys one more part. I'll tell you something I never told you, Dainty. What? The week that I broke up with my girlfriend. Mhm. We, we were texting about something. I think it was maybe about this video. No, I don't know. But anyway, yeah, we were texting about something. And then you said one really flirty line, like, "Oh, so you're single now? Okay, great. Uh, so come to my hotel and I'll get to squirt on you this time." Or something. Oh, yeah. I do that. And I, yo, I was with my boys, and I went, "Boys, I'm going to [ __ ] Dainty at AVN." And we were high. We went out, and I was, I had a picture using my background. I was like, "I'm going to [ __ ] Dainty Wilder at AVN." I was all excited for it. I'm sorry. You just pissed me off though. I'm sorry. Honestly, I really like jealousy. It's hot. It. Yeah. So then, Dainty, jealousy is hot. It is. Like, whenever I have like a guy that I'm seeing, I like, I like like flirting with other girls. Like, I like. How about this? How about I take you on tomorrow night? I take you on a date. Me, you. We're going to. You want to make up for it? How do I leave this chat? You know? And like, we don't have to have sex or. But I want to do something special with you, you know? Okay. Why are you taking me? I'll, I'll plan something really sweet, like, uh, romantic. I'm not just trying to [ __ ] you. I think you're really cool. Okay. I'd love that. Okay. Yeah, tomorrow. Okay. Tomorrow night. Okay. It's all right for tomorrow night. We'll text you. We'll call you. We'll call you. Bye, Ryan. Okay. But that's. I think Ryan like tries to FaceTime me so much. All obsessed. Yeah, he's obsessed with you. I don't know who's. Maybe he's obsessed with us. Don't FaceTime me, Lena. I just winked at her. We try to make you jealous, okay? So back to Zouk. So then I start fingering Lena in the club, and then security. And she, she's going, "Ah, ah." And I'm making up, "Ah, ah." That's like the least sexy way to do that. I was more like, "Okay." Yeah, right. It was hot. It. And then security goes, "Hey, no [ __ ] in the club." And the browser's owners, exact CEOs, they look over, and we're just. And then they kept you. They kicked me out. I got kicked out. They kicked you out. Next day, Browser stopped working with me. Damn. Got to say, there's a direct correlation. And that was my favorite. That was my favorite gig ever. After J. Wait, actually, Warford [ __ ]. No, Browser's the best. But it's all good in the hood. Please take Ryan back. He's really sorry. Miss you, Browser. Sorry. Maybe we can invite her to the summer social. But remember, after AVN, I came to visit you. No, no, wait. So after AVN, like, we kept our rants. Like, you were really drunk, so I don't know if you remember that. But we're coming back from Zouk, we went to the elevator, and you kept eating me out. The door opens, and there is this like random guy. Oh my God. Was that night? Yeah, that was that night. So I don't know. I don't remember it like vividly because we're really tipsy. But I, we have photo evidence of what happened. So we were like filming each other like eating each other out in the elevator. Some guy walks past, and we, so we asked him if he wants to film us. Just like, "No." You know, like, we didn't offer sex, we just offered him like, "Film us." Yeah, 'cause we wanted to [ __ ] in the elevator. We're going to my room. Oh, you brought him in the room to film? Random guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we got him to film us. It was a really hot scene. Best night of his. Um, and then afterwards, we [ __ ] him. You [ __ ] the random guy? Yeah. Was he cool or cute or? Yeah, he was, he was like a normal, like guy that comes to Vegas. I don't know. Yeah, he was like up for anything. Like, he's in Vegas. He was just like, "What the [ __ ]?" You made his life. Yeah. But after that, we had a beef. So the night was amazing, and honestly, I was obsessed. I was like, "Okay, like, the romance is, you know, going." I'm like, "You're obsessed with Dainty." Yes. So I invited her to come to, uh, to visit me in college in Miami. Uh, yeah, in, well, yeah, I was going to college in Florida. I was in Miami. But I don't want to say which college because they already really upset with me. They kicked me out. Anymore? Who kicked you out? My college. Because you do porn? Yeah, because she's a [ __ ] [ __ ] that is degrading such shaming. Anyways, the story of Dainty is better, so you can keep going. I have the hiccups. Okay, so I came to visit her in college. Oh, you went? Yeah, you're all excited. Oh my God, my the frat boys were like, so excited. Like, dream. Yeah, 'cause we don't really have like colleges in Australia. It's more like, we don't have like fraternities and stuff like that. So it's all new to me. Mhm. Anyway, so she was seeing this guy at the time, okay? So what? So I was like, I don't know, like, we're just having like a girl talk, like hard to hard, like, "Oh, I'm seeing this guy, like, he's so cute, yada yada yada." He's like, "Cute." She was just like hyping him up. So, like, you wanted to bring her in for a threesome? No, I was just, I was just obsessed with a guy. So I was like, trying to, you know, like, you know how girls talk sometimes? Girls, girls, how girls, how girls like talk about guys? So, but yeah, she was just like hyping him up, and I'm like, "Oh, I want to try this [ __ ]." I didn't tell you that, but I ended up. One thing led to another, and I ended up hooking up with him behind her back. Yeah. I know. At the frat party. I brought her to. Dainty, that's crazy. I know. I know. And I could really. You came to her home continent. That's bad, bad. Dainty. That's why we didn't see content. That's why you didn't see any content from us. How did you find out? He told you. I think he, you know how it is in a party, like things just happened. Like I just. They were like [ __ ]. Like, you know, like. Okay, so you. Things just don't happen. Okay. No, no. Like in college at frat parties, when you have those like big mansions, very multiple rooms, and I guess everyone was drunk. Very fact. In one of the bedrooms, and I found out like afterwards. I think he told me. She told me. Like, everyone was just really tipsy. And how many more days did you have on the trip when she found out? It was like at least a week or so afterwards. Oh, and it was awkward after. It wasn't. It was awkward, but like, honestly, like she was kind of into it. I was in. But I was like, "Who does that?" Was mad. She was jealous. If I flew a guy from Toronto down to stay with me and [ __ ] the girl I'm seeing. Yeah. I, I lost my wife. I lost contacts. Contacts we had at one time before that. So I wasn't exactly like a loyal wife to you. Fair. That's fair. Are you now? Are you loyal now? Maybe. Maybe. Loyal. Well, I [ __ ] other people with you in the house. I'm trying to convince her that she's allowed to [ __ ] out her guys, but I'm her exclusive girl. We're working this. Listen, I think you're getting a little too jelly, Lena. 'Cause I heard about you and Allie Clutch the other day. You guys are doing a Joi, and you started crying. And they left me out. Yeah, you started crying during a Joi. Cry. This is Hollywood. Okay, show business. Okay, so they [ __ ] left you. She's with you every minute. She wanted some ginger [ __ ]. Ellie's hot. I wanted some ginger [ __ ] too, but I wanted her and some ginger [ __ ] to eat me out too. And she cried in the corner. No, like after that, honestly, even Ellie said, "Oh, we, I'm so sorry we left you out." I was like, "I know." Like, my heart was like, it was, it was a Joi. It wasn't like a sexy. Well, but it was a Joi with [ __ ] eating and fingering. But no one ate mine or fingered me. That's a Joi. That's got to suck. Actually, yeah. I was sad. Like, I actually. I don't think anyone ate me out. I ate you out. I have like, I filmed that scene. You were just going around eating [ __ ] and that was it. You want to lick it? Yeah. And, and then like Ellie said, Ellie said, "Okay, next time we [ __ ], we like going to take care of you." I was like, "Thanks." Like, "Thanks for nothing." It's a great scene though. Like, I recommend it. Although I felt a little bit left out. No, it's not. It was hot. Yeah. Ellie kind of suits your vibe too. If you're out of third, I'd say, you know, tall, nice vagina, natural. You know who's going to. We're filming a scene with Stella, Anal Princess. I think she's a good match. Yeah, she's good too. Yeah, yeah. I love working with her. We have like, I think five sex tapes together. How? So where are you on the spectrum of gay, straight? Gay, straight. Um, I'm. How are you on a spectrum? She's nuts. She's insane. Li. Honestly, I think I'm like a 70% straight, 30% okay, lesbian. Suck it, Lena. But I just love [ __ ]. I love having dick. Like, I love [ __ ] as well, but I just need to be [ __ ] by a dick. Yeah. Girls want to get [ __ ]. Well, I love guys too. I just, I just love you. Like, I can do. Do you want to get married? May. Actually, talking about it. I know. I know. You want to do it today. I'm down if you are down. Maybe. How long do it? Dainty, leave. It's like three hours or two hours? Three hours. Oh, okay. I'll will drive you. You can [ __ ] in your car. It's fine. Yo, can I say something? I predict like a really bad breakup happening between you two. Something like, "Can you be my rebound?" 'Cause she's so in love, you know, and you're such a tease. Something bad is going to happen. If she breaks my heart, will you like kill her? You're going to kill her so no one else can have her. That's what I think. No, if she breaks my heart, you're going to be my rebound. You're going to like [ __ ] me. You're mine. So, deal? Yes. Okay, deal. I'll will take your word for that. Ryan, who you been [ __ ]? Who's this celebrity, Lena? By the way, like, not a big deal. Every girl here [ __ ] celebrities every day. It's not like. But not every. You're trying to flex it like it's. No, I'm just keeping it private. You don't think DMs are every [ __ ] player in the NBA, you know? Okay, everyone. I have something funny to say. You not expose me, right? I'll expose you right now. [ __ ] it. It's a safe place. What are. You serious? It's a safe place. Yeah. It's a safe place. No, it's, it's not that dirty, but it made me laugh so hard. So I was like, "Come on, come on, baby, like, give me your DMs." Obviously, I wanted to see if she's like flirting with. But, but she's. Okay, let's, let's picture it. So we're like sitting in bed, you know, like getting ready and just like scrolling. Do you guys sleep in the same bed every night? Mostly. Mostly. Yeah. Sometimes, sometimes we're fighting, so we don't. Yeah. Fighting 'cause she gets mad at [ __ ] or we like [ __ ] someone. Hey, let me ask you this. Has Dainty ever started a fight about, "Oh, I'm pissed that you hung this guy?" Is passive-aggressive? I'm so chill. No, you think I'm passive-aggressive? Sometimes you are. Okay. You're hilarious. Anyways, so I'm like, "Let me see your DMs." And like, you know, I'm like looking at all those like blue check marks, and then I see Billie Eilish. Wow. I'm like, "Wow." I was like, "No way. Billie Billie texted you?" Oh, she wants [ __ ] you. No, no, wait a second. I, so you know like when you like see just like someone in your DM, I click it and need the texting. Billie, let's hang. It was Dainty texting Billie. "Hey man, I shoot her shoot." That's how you get to the top. Nobody was like. Just. I actually don't remember sending it, but yeah, it was just, "Let's hang." You know what? That's our cue. She, she opened. She opened it. It's seen. That's never. Yeah, there you go. You're on her mind. We won. Actually, I guarantee you she Googled it and wanted to see what your vagina looked like. Want to have a free time with her? We want to waterboard her with her squirt. That's our fantasy. Yeah, I really want to try and waterboard someone with my squirt. 'Cause I think I could. So you would put it in a, in a jug and. So this is, picture it. Be lies. Is this Billie? Okay, Billie, light. You put like a, what, a face cloth or whatever it is over her, and I start fingering you, and you just like. You have, you know how to make her squirt quick? It's not rocket science. She squirts whenever, whenever you touch her. That's it. You touch her, she squirts. I'm like, edging all the time. Yo, can you squirt from mental? Um, it's happened. Like, I've had wet dreams, and I wake up and I'm in a puddle. So your bed, Dainty, do you have to have like, like a Dexter crime scene? Set up tarps and? Yes, yes. Can I tell? Waterproof. What? What? You came to us, and she brought three waterproof blankets. She has a separate suitcase for waterproof blankets. Yeah, I have to. So your second bag is squirt rags? Yeah, yeah. Wow. They're waterproof. It's like your squirt kit. Yeah, like, yeah. These are my clothes. Like, if I have sex, like, it's going to be [ __ ] wet. We tell about the brand, but since you scored so much, do you just, do you just often like sleep in it? If it just the sex just kind of happened, um, you just kind of take the and sleep in a puddle. I used to, but now I'm like, you know, my trick is, 'cause I was hanging out with a girl who squirts, the Gunner, you know her? No. She squirts. Okay. And I like it. She's like, "Let's put a towel down." I kind of like making the mess 'cause I like to take a picture and show my friends. I think it's cool. Yeah, it's hot. I like squatting all over a guy's t-shirt and just like seeing the splatter all over. Yeah, that's hot. Yeah. Our trick was, okay, you squirt in the middle, and then we just sleep on each end of the bed. You done that one? I've done it before when I'm like, when I'm lazy. But like, you don't know how wet my bed gets. Like, it's like it's like sleeping in a. Just to give you, you know, the little taste of that. So we, so we had this crazy scene. We're filming just for fun. We brought a pool, like a little inflatable pool, and we made her squirt into that pool, and we could like bath in it. That's how much squirt comes out of her. And then, and then I got squirt-shamed for the first time in my life. I got squirt-shamed. Oh, by the. She's mean. She's mean. Is she the meanest girl in the game? By far. I mean, like, I got along with her other than the squirt-shaming. Yeah. Who's meaner than her? No one. Yeah. Me. Yeah, right. I mean, how could you not? How about Liam? So let me ask you this, Dainty, when you squirted on Liam, classic Pillow Talk moment, was it tough 'cause he was like, gay as [ __ ]? No, no. I, I kind of liked it, honestly. That was a fast track. Should we down to it on Liam or someone else? I'll line up with you. I've never done anything. You know that's crazy. Okay, wait, wait, wait. Can we do that at the end of the episode? Yeah, but at two, I have my call, my Visa lawyer. What are you just saying? You had a shout-out. What kind of Visa are you getting? Views? You're getting a Visa or? Yeah, to be an American. Oh, E2. E2. Yeah. Three-year visa. Wow. Monday is my interview next week. So this is my re. Anyways, enough about that. So Lena, let's talk about you, baby. So, are you a little [ __ ] in your personal life, or is it only when you like someone? Like, do you have guys you call for dick appointments? Uh, I used to be a big slut. Do you go [ __ ] celebrities just 'cause they DM you? Wait, wait, wait. So I was a. And then I moved here for college. So I grew up in Poland for 19 years of my life. I lived in Poland, and then I moved here for college. And then I was like, "Wow, this is awesome." Like, it's, you know, everyone lives next to each other in dorms. Like, that's [ __ ]. You were a little [ __ ]? Oh my God. It was, it was bad for like two years. And right now, now I'm more picky, you know? Since I became more recognizable, I can have better choices. But I would, I still miss some of my frat boys. Yeah. I, I miss them. Yeah. I like frat boys. Girls, who's the best sex ever? Uh, one on cam, and then two off-cam guys. [Music] Only. Who? Who flirts? Who puts it down? How about that guy? Was he worth it, Dainty? He was good. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Um, but did he get fired from his job for that? He, I think he got fired. Yeah. Either he got fired or he just like got in trouble, like he got suspended. I don't know. Like Sean. Only look. OnlyFans agencies, as much easy as it is, and they all do it. You can't [ __ ] your girls, bro. Well, clearly you can. Are you jealous over him [ __ ] her? It was looks like me. No, but I feel like even if the sex is bad, we make it good. Like, we just like sex. And if you like sex, you can make a terrible sex a really good experience. Like, I don't know. I just, I don't think I ever had like a terrible sex experience. Like, I've never had a terrible sex experience. Even like, even when it doesn't like work the way you want it to, like it's still good in my opinion. What's the most embarrassing thing that happened to you during sex? The most embarrassing thing? Yeah. [Music] Um, I don't know. Can start. I told you I threw up on like Prison's dick. Oh, yeah. Okay. So you threw up on someone's dick. Um, my best friend Lucas. Say hi to my best friend Lucas. Hey. Hi. Wait, I'm not even on the screen. We're mid-episode. Lucas, say hi. Hey. Hey. Look, we're mid-episode. That's beautiful. I love you all. All right, sorry girls. Um, yeah, most embarrassing moments. Tell us some fun [ __ ]. I'm trying to think. All we talked about is how jealous and obsessed Lena is with Dainty. Oh, I mean, like, I've, I've been like caught. That's pretty embarrassing. Caught where? Like, you guys [ __ ] in public a lot. Yeah. Where do you guys? Where? What's the craziest place? Movie theater during Power Rangers movie. Wow. And then, okay, so I had a lot of crazy rants and sex histories from college. So I had a first of all, I had a rant with a campus security guy. Phenomenal. He was amazing. Like, yo, everyone just be risking their jobs for you girls. Eh? Yeah. Do you guys think you could [ __ ] anyone realistically? I don't think so. Well, okay, but like, like non-celebrity, like normal dude, married, whatever. Like, you can [ __ ] normal. You [ __ ] any guy you want, right? Let's be real. Pretty much. Yeah, I think so. Yeah. I don't know. I, I often chase guys that are like really hard to get. Oh, yeah. I kind of like it. No one is hard to get when it comes to you. Yeah. Dainty, you're like one of the hottest chicks in the world. Yeah. No, no, you are not. No, you actually are. Look at her. She's also up there too. But Dainty, you're like a people freak out about you. Jerkmate loves you. Let's talk about Jerkmate. S about Jerk. Number one site in the world. I love Jerkmate. We love Jerkmate. $10 free on Pillow Talk. Spend it on Dainty D. Wilder's live show on Jerkmate. The most anticipated show of the year. Her birthday show is this Thursday night on September 26th. Late. Super late. 10:00 p.m. Pacific time, which makes it Friday morning, 1:00 a.m. Eastern time, the 27th. But it's late Thursday. It's worth staying up for. All she's told me is she's going to do a lot of squirting. It's her birthday show. She's one of the hottest girls on Earth. She's one of the greatest squirters of all time. She's on Jerkmate, the number one site in the world. This is a perfect chance to use our promo code. $10 free. You get $10 free if you use the code Pillow Talk or if you hit the link below. This is the time to do it. Dainty Wilder live show. Do not miss it. Biggest show of the year. Let's get back to Pillow Talk. Tell me about Dring. I, so I asked about Dring. I was like, the Drake Made is maybe you can like. Okay, so it's, it's a number one live cam website in the world. And it's so beautiful 'cause there's other cam sites, but there's, there's a billion categories. So you pick. You could think, okay, I want a girl that looks like D. What's your favorite category? I go through phases, you know. I, I actually, I kind of wipe up my girls. Like, I have like eight girls that I, I have favorited. It's been a year that I've been using Jerkmate, and I, I just go to my favorites. He was online, and I talked to them for like 20 minutes before we co-masturbate. That's hot. I like that. They like it. I, I just talk to them sometimes. I don't even jerk off. I'm just like checking in on them. Like, "How's your day, baby?" That's so cute. I like that. You're such a weirdo sometimes. You think that's weird? I think it's cute and weird. I love it. No, I think it's cute. I like it. I like it. Yeah. When I used to cam full-time, like, I would have guys do that, and I used to like the conversation beforehand. Like, I don't know, I guess you're in the mood to like. But I have a lot of want to [ __ ] them on cam, but I have a bunch of like guys that just call me for video calls and like, like it. I like the relationship. I think like it makes masturbation so much better when you actually have this kind of relationship with context. I think, you know, it's like when guys instead of paying a hooker, sorry, hooker out, sorry, a, they pay a working girl just to [ __ ]. No, they want to take them to dinner and all that, you know. We like that [ __ ] companionship. Yeah, companionship. And sometimes we like it packaged. We like it with a girl that just has to like it, you know what I mean? Yeah, they have to talk to you. They have to hear about your, your day. But I like most. I, I feel like so I have a lot of video calls every day with like my fans, and I love most of them. What do you do on? You co-masturbate with them, mostly. But we talk a lot too. But we have like amazing playtime. Get her after. Yeah, yeah. Aren't those a little awkward? No, like, you get on a call, like the first second is just weird, isn't it? No, I feel like I'm just like used to it. I like it. It's like these nerdy little [ __ ] fanboys. Right. I had this cute guy yesterday. So he's like half deaf, and he's like a college boy, and he called me from his dorm. I was like, and he showed me his Lego, like Lego collection. After I was like, "Oh, you're so cute." He's really going to win her over from Dainty with that Lego collection. What? That Star Wars. Should we [ __ ] him together? The Lego guy. [ __ ] you guys got to do something. Make a wish. E. You know, like, isn't that for kids? Like, well, you know what I mean? It'll be for you. Like, [ __ ] like a really [ __ ] like a blind guy or like someone paralyzed. Do something [ __ ]. Yeah, that. Yeah, right. Oh, fan questions. Oh, I posted you guys, and a lot came in, actually. You guys.

Are famous as [ __ ] people knew [ __ ] about you guys, really. Y'all are popping like what? Like what? I screenshotted some. And, and for the record, people always think I ask CU this. People ask this every. But look, I didn't. Would you give Ryan a [ __ ] after the show? I didn't write that, and that's not my burner. Kim, yeah, so shout out to you, Kim. LeAndre, Christ, well, we saw your dick is pretty nice. I would give you a BL job. Thank you, appreciate that. Okay, you're taking D to dinner, so I guess that to make you jealous? No, it depends how you make me feel this episode. If you seduce me, well, I think you're one of the prettiest girls on Earth, but your personality also strikes me too. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, thank you. And I'm a squirt boy. I, I don't even put the tarp down. I sleep in it. Yeah, you like it. I a puddle. I feel like last time you a little bit weirded out by it? No, [ __ ] no, no. I just got back with my ex that day, and she's like, "It's not a porn episode, is it?" I was like, "No, I swear." And then I was freaked out that it turned into one. And also stressed about Chrystal, who said like, "I have to just do an interview, bro." Yeah, yeah, it was just like caught me off guard. Okay, fine. But now I'm free, single. Okay. Quenton Silva 93 says, "Uh, what's your favorite and least favorite thing about the United States?" My favorite, and I'm not just saying this, I love the guys. I love American boys. Canadian boys. Oh, yeah. I put them in the same category, kind of. Actually, no, I prefer Canadians. Show, but no, American guys, they're very like, I don't know. I feel like they're really into us, and I'm really into them. So good answer. Um, worst thing was she's trying to be likable. She's like, "I love you." Actually, no, like I'm comparing it to, I'm comparing it to like Australian guys. Like, I do love Australian guys, but they're not like forward. They don't like, they have no R. They SC. You scare them, maybe? I don't know. Who knows? But I think you do like guys get like shy around you. Do you think so? Yeah. I wish they didn't because like, I get shy around you. All right, next question. Wait, were you J? Oh, I love the nature. I'm obsessed with uh national parks. Your hies are very adorable. That's so cute. Uh, Brian the grave says, "Please fist those amazing skinny type [ __ ]." Brian, that is ridiculous. Next, Ryan, who's a writer for LA Weekly, surprise, he wrote, "In what is your record number of squirts in one show?" 38. Wait, is that the guy from LA Weekly? Yeah, I squatted on him. Oh, yeah. I squatted on his face. He loved it. A sexual rick d220 says, "A sexual fantasy that you haven't fulfilled yet?" Let's start with Lena. Oh, I have answers. Okay. D, yeah. No, you have answers. Like, I like, I have, I have so many. But I'm wondering which one I can say without getting cancelled. I'm like, oh, yeah, there are some that I cannot say on camera. But so I actually fulfilled one of my biggest fantasies yesterday. Oh, yeah. A Babb G. Oh, yeah. Two guys and me. Um, that was really hot. Mostly vagina, mouth at the same time. So I really wanted to do DP, but they basically busted before they could do that. Yeah, hot girl problems. Hot girl problems. So they busted on my tits. But yeah, that's nice. Yeah, it was really hot. Yeah. But other than that, like, were they normies or pornes? Um, one was a norie, one is in the industry. Cool. I don't know if I should say. Yeah, it's a surprise. Like, I, it's coming out on my birthday, so it's a surprise. That's fun. Um, but something that hasn't been fulfilled yet. I said this to you, and you made me feel like a [ __ ] [ __ ] for saying it. Like, I want to get gang banged. Oh, yeah. Okay. Like, blocked type [ __ ]? Maybe. Yeah. So we got U Jason Love dildo. So, okay, so my fantasy is getting [ __ ] by a black guy, like big dick. So I only had a black guy once, but it wasn't like that fun. It was during, I had a for my first week when I came to America with like my college friends. Anyway, set aside, like, I'm really fantasizing about big black dicks. And we went to a Hustler store the other day and just got like a Jason Love dildo. Why do you just [ __ ] Jason Love? I don't know. But we're like having like little like flirty. He likes my whenever I po. Well, whenever I post on Twitter, I'm craving like big black hog. He likes my po. Ah, he would do it. Yeah, for sure he would. But I'm scared. My throat. What about dread? Would you girls [ __ ] dread? That's a big dick. A big di. I want to like, I'm up for the challenge. I saw you [ __ ] girth Master. No, I didn't. Wait, you didn't? I want to. You were he. No, he. I asked him, "Do you have any girls rocking my brain?" Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, cuz I asked him, I said, "Do you have any girls out there that you can [ __ ]?" And he goes, "Honestly, there's only like Dy Wilder in Australia." He said that? Yeah. Oh my God. You should. He's a great guy. Yeah, he's really gothy though. He's like this. Yo, for real. Can you try like fit it in? Go. Okay, next question. I don't think I can. I can't make it look hard. Oh, uh, how do you girls feel about rim jobs? Says Sammy Pal. I love giving and getting them. Oh my God. I, okay, so that's what I used to do all the col gu. Like, little rim job. I was blowing your mind. It feels so good. Have you ever had a rim job? I love. I'm a big rim, big of the rim. I love ring a guy and likeing his. Do they call the bone? Actually, oh, that's what that. Oh, I never knew that. Okay. Yeah. But yeah, was something about that. So I love the view as well. All the way down there. You know what? I actually find it feels better when they lick the GU part. Yeah, I love doing that. Yeah, during a [ __ ] and you just go down at. Yeah, if you go from like a butthole all the way up the tip of the [ __ ], they love that. Incredible. Yeah. Yes, cuz the girl I'm seeing right now, Lena Lopez, she's got, she's known for her long tongue, right? Oh, yeah. She stood all the way in my [ __ ] before. It was crazy. It was insane. Like, give number. She's, she's lesbian as [ __ ] too. Actually, perfect. Maybe we'll have fun one night. Maybe I'll just break up with you to be with Alina and Ryan. And Ryan, uh, Rick D says, "Who's a better kisser? Lena or Dainty?" Should we find out? Should we find out? I don't know. I feel like someone to be like, independent judge. Yeah, yeah. I'm looking at leam right now. Right now. I've been told that I'm. Wait, would you? I'm not going to make you do it. You don't want to. I would. He doesn't want to see. Come on, Liam. I would love to see you make up a d. I can. Yeah, I need water. Okay, yeah, have some water. Whatever you need. Oh my God. I've never made out with a gay guy before. Really? Have you made out with a girl? Yeah, yeah. Ryan Reed. Yeah, when I'm drunk. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Have a drink. You know, Ryan Reed tried to [ __ ] him. She, she brought him out dinner, nightclub, took him home, brought him to bed, make it out, and then he just said no. Yeah. F said, "Do like girls or not at all? Like, what's the situation here?" Yeah, yeah. He likes me. You with Dainty? Is Liam with me? Has a little boy crush on me. I understand that. And I lead him on. So he, so, okay, so you the Dainty and I'm Le. Where do you want us to do? Uh, standing on my laps. On my laps? Maybe sit on her lap. Such aold right now. You're. I'm going to [ __ ] right now. Yeah, I'm, I'm not going to. I be nervous. Liam, right now. Smell like weed. Liam, kind of Scar. I'm not watching. It breaks my heart. I'm going to cry. Mhm. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Watching this. It's porn makeup. It's a porn makeup. No, cuz it really has two types of makeups. You know, there's like, "I'm in love with you," and then there's a, "I'm not sure which one is right." Like, in porn, they just go like, a brma tongue, scoop tongue, scoop. Good job. I, yeah, you are good job. Thank you. Jealous [ __ ]. Yeah, I'm going to get a kiss too. Yeah. [ __ ] you. Yeah, she does it hotter. No, no. Liam, you were hot. You [ __ ] killed that. Oh, yes. Is that a porn kiss or "I'm in love with you"? That's "I'm in love with you." From you. Porn. From [Laughter] Dainty. Okay, wait. So who's the judge then? Who's the judge then? The viewers. Let us know. Let us know below. Wow. Do I have lipstick on my face? They have a lipstick on my face. I don't know why. A lipstick. You know what's cool? It like, you get these eyes when you're like, "Okay, it's time to lock into sex mode." Yeah. And you're like, you know, I saw that. It was hot. Well, now I'm in the mood. Now you're in the mood. I want to squirt on you. Do you actually want to? Because I don't want it to be like, "Oh, Ryan was weird. He asked me to squirt on him." No, I do. I want to squirt on you. Well, I, I, I don't want you to. Okay, then. Never mind. You miss your twist. My rub. I'm in. Yeah, if you want to. Wait, if you want to. I want to wait. Do you want it right now or you want it at the end of the episode? Because do you want to beed or not? Oh, you know what? It would have to be now because I would need like, it would have to be because I don't want to show up wet to my visa interview. You can just get undressed. It's fine for the visa interview. No, for for the. Well, I have a lot of fast food lately. I don't know if I'm ready for tarps off. Okay, you know, a lot of McDonald's, we Jack in the Box for breakfast. You know, it's been a long winter. Long winter. I want to squat on you. Okay. Yeah. You're in a relationship right now. That's why you're eating so much. No, that's cool. We're open. Yeah. Okay. He's like, "We're open." Like, we're fully open. Don't ask, don't tell. We've never even had a discussion or fight. Okay. Good to know. Good vibes. Yeah, good know. Okay, you want it? You [ __ ] want it? Yeah. Are you going to sit there? Do you think I can? You reach me? I think she can. You know what? If if you can reach me, then you squirt it on me. Okay. We get this out of the way. Sure. If you can't reach me, snoo, you lose. Better luck next year. I'm going to try like get over. Please. It's like a carnival game, you know? Wait, I feel like I've done this before. Kind of. Oh, no. Oh, God. I'm proud of you. That spacular. That was special. Yeah. Thank you, Dainty, for that. That's okay. I'm going to tell my kids about that. You know. All right, creators, listen up. You're already killing it on socials, right? F followers, likes, it's all love. You're on fire. But let me ask you this, is your wallet feeling that love? If not, then check out Fans Revenue. And even if it is, check out Fans Revenue because that means you're about your business and you want to make more money. Whether you got fans on Instagram, TikTok, or even OnlyFans, it doesn't matter. You can turn your fans into revenue. Likes are cool, money is cooler. They do all the boring stuff, and you just get paid. It's [ __ ] easy. So hit up Fans Revenue and start cashing in. We have a link below. Fans Revenue. It's a [ __ ] [ __ ]. How do you think I just bought a new Mercedes? Fans Revenue all [ __ ] day. We love Fans Revenue. Let's get back to the show. Yeah, and also, that's the first sexual thing I've ever done on camera. Really? I've never done anything. Never even posted a kiss on camera. Are you going to show us your dick right now or what? Like, we're waiting. What? Okay, you know what? I did out all Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. I woke up sick today, dehydrated. Okay, it's in a terrible state. Like, hear me out. So every time I have been asking you for like a dick pic or showing me your dick, okay? But you have only one picture, which makes me question it. You have only one dick pic and you never want to show it. Like, whenever I ask, you just give me excuses. So now I'm, I'm a one-hit wonder, is that it? I'm just thinking that you have a really small dick. So are you going to show it right now? You're saying I'm MC Hammer? I have one song and I live by it, and that's it. Is that it? Yeah. I just feel like you just found like a good angle on by accident. Well, first of all, I think guys that send dick pics to girls a lot are weird. What are you doing, buddy? It doesn't turn girls on. I like it. Get the [ __ ] out of here. When American girls don't like it, unsolicited. Okay, unsolicited. Yeah. Come on, that's weird. You're just talking. Guy sends his dick or he just slides in with it. Can you just STI around them? Has any guy ever gotten laid from sliding in with a dick pic? Ever? Come on. Yeah, no. I swear you had a guy just send a dick pic and you said, "Come [ __ ]." Yeah, come on. I swear. Yeah, it was on Snap. I actually got banned on Snap once for sending news to guys. But so it was just a guy I met at the college bar. We just exchanged numbers, and I guess he was really drunk and sent me his dick pic, and I was like, "Okay, come over." So that's such a good. Okay, that's it's kind of a European thing then. But Europeans, are you guys are built different sexually for sure. You f. Yes, Europeans are the most sexual by far. I agree. Yeah. Different, different. You know, the guys, the male porn stars are different. The female porn stars are different. You know, here you like to make love. There you guys like to [ __ ]. No, we're very romantic. The Romans thrives in Europe. We just have great sex. You. That. What is Poland, by the way? Po. What the [ __ ] is Poland? We. What's it look like? What is it? What's how's the weather? Is there winter? So it gets hot in summer, it's cold in winter. It's super cute, like, you know, we have like seasons changes. It's, it's like a Canada. I have never been to Canada, but probably Dainty Wilder or milder, if you will. You a [ __ ] in Australia? And by that I mean, cuz I want [ __ ] shame. Do you [ __ ] a lot of dudes? I'm, I would say I'm kind of a good girl. But recently, recently I just got my license. And you don't have a your license, right, Lena? I do not have a driving license. Poor girl. I know. But I have this like fear of taking tests of failing tests, so I don't take tests. It's like, it's like a trauma from school and college. I just refuse to take any more tests. I would actually sag dick to get my driving license. I'm sure they would. I know. Like, this is my plan. Like, I'm going to Poland and I'm about to suck some di. You're going to suck a Polish dick? Driving instructor's dick? Yeah, of course. Like, it's in the car and no one can see you. Like, I, you roadhead during the test. M. That's hot. I know, right? I'll do it. Yeah. See, normally I try not to exchange like head for favors, but that's a. I wonder, I wonder if he gave you your thing and then you killed someone driving, if that would be manslaughter by the blowob receiver. Anyways, I'm just, I watch too much TV. By the way, I, I had a couple sips of that and I'm pretty tipsy. Like, I live. Take like five sips. It's really good. It's good jungle tea. Yeah, it's, shout out to Jungle Tea. I'm a lightweight too. The new official drink of pillow talk. It's really good. Jungle Tea works. Dainty, sorry. That's okay. The trick. Yeah. Oh, okay. So because I just got my license, I feel like it, it gives you so much freedom. Like, you know, like before when I had my learners, it's like I had to like ask a friend to come with me or my mom to come with me to drive. It's basically a ride. Yeah, exactly. But now that I have my full license, I, I guess I've been experimenting a little bit because there's so much freedom that comes with that. And okay, this has happened two times in Australia. In Australia? Yes. Yeah, not here yet. But I've been stuck in traffic and you know how. Oh, you don't have your license, so you don't know. But like guys will hit on you in traffic. Yeah, yeah. Like if you have your window down, they'll hit on you. And I have flirted back. It's hot. Yeah, yeah. It's kind of like a fantasy. Okay, so I'm not the only. We all just kind of hope a girl's going to write her number and flick it at us. Yeah. Um, so there's been a couple of occasions where that's happened and I ended up just following the guy back to his place and [ __ ] him for real. Yeah. You for real? It's happened two times. So you're at a red light, the guy pulls up beside you, says, "You're cute." Yeah, if I think he's cute, and you say, "Okay, you want some of this [ __ ]?" D, not that I think you're devaluing how majestic your vagina is. That should be harder to get than a red light, you know? No, it's only if it's like hot people. Worship you. You're this beautiful, sweet. Like, I shouldn't be able to just pull up and [ __ ]. Honestly, like, I kind of have a kink for [ __ ] people without knowing their name or anything about them. So then I'll just leave. And yeah, it's happened two times. Two. You just never think of them again. Again, I think of them. Yeah, yeah. I try and keep it kind of exclusive. So you really were born for porn. Some people say that you're not like a random normal girl that just wanted some money. You were having a tough time. You like sex. I love sex. Yes, you do. You too, Lena. I do. But I'm really good in Poland. Like, I live with my mom in Poland and my little brother in my like room. And I grew up. Do you show your mom your content? I do not. Sure. You do. Now you said no, no, no. But I'm sure she like looks, looks it up. Yeah, we all do. Yeah. Like, I'm just like scared like my brother like looks it up for sure. No, but he's such a good kid. He doesn't even have Instagram. He's 17. You [ __ ] tormented him, probably. Yeah, I'm so lucky. I love him. We have such a good relationship. My sister was pretty growing up, and she just got married at 19, moved away, had kids. But all my friends want to [ __ ] her. I couldn't imagine if she even had a titty pic online. I know. I'm lucky. I'm an only child. So I don't have to about. Tell the way she behaves, man. If you have like friends that are like only kids, like, you know, you know, you know what it is? Are you an only kid child? A sister. I have a sister. See, only child. Yeah, they're different. They're both different. You know, I need attention. Uh, actually, well, you guys are like a little more like grumpy and you like be left alone. Yeah. You know, your way or the highway type [ __ ]. Actually, yeah. Yeah, a little bit. You know, you're not used to like being compatible with a partner and understand or loving back. For example, back. Yes. No big thing. Loving back. I, I fall in love with people that don't love me. That's the problem. We all do. Yeah. It's a sick world we live in. Know. We're chasers. We're hunters. So get away from me, Lena. Get that perfect little vagina slid away. Not interested. Sup, Dainty? Hey, you feel me? Will you love me back? I would. Would you? I'd go open relationship with you. Really? Wait, open? Open? Have to be open. H. I'd be okay. Can you picture yourself in like a close relationship? I just did it for a year and a half. Well, and how did that go? Now I'm broken. So for the next few years, I'm not doing that [ __ ] again. Yeah. Fair. How do you feel about open relationship? Jealous. I'm doing it right now. No, I, I swear on my life. I don't. I'm so torn. You know, you can't break me anymore. What happened to me? I'm done. I don't trust people. I can't love again. I'm broken. You'll get though. It'll take time. It'll take time. I think it's for now. It's still fresh. You're liing. Any girl that lives in LA, like you, I can't trust you. You're not here to fall in love. Well, we don't live in LA. Yeah, we're here to fall in love. I'm actually, I want to be in love. So do I. Every girl wants to be in love. Yeah. And let me tell you, it's the worst thing for your careers. Is it? Depends if you get a guy that like, uh, you know, like Riley Reed and her husband. Yeah, he was good for her career. You know, uh-huh. But then Abella Danger, close friend of ours, just quit because she fell in love. Well, but also, wetting mainstream. It's different. We, we film. It's not mainstream. It's very different. Like, we're film in our private lives, but we sometimes get norming, sometimes we get like, you know, guys we're seeing. And a lot of guys are into it because it's just like, dick. There a POV. But don't you find their into it for like three months until they catch feelings? Yeah, yeah. In my experience, they like it. They like it a lot at the beginning. Yeah, it's hot at first. And then, yeah, the insecurities thought. Once it becomes real, like love and like, we're past the honey face. You really going to go [ __ ] the guy, baby? Just stay home. Yeah, that's how we all get. I know. But you can film with that guy. Like, if you're Ed, would you film with a girl? If it was just your dick and you have a nice dick, right? Apparently. Would you film with me if we did? Would you film with me? Just a POV. I think about that a lot. What about like, so I think about this a lot. Like, I want to have a relationship where a guy is okay to film, but like gets thre SS a lot. Yeah. I feel like that's a good compromise. Like, I, yeah, yeah, that's what she does. Yeah. But even I wonder how Red Bull reacted to her husband like doing porn. I wonder like, what's the other side of the story? How did it affect his career? Well, they, he doesn't do it though. Well, but everyone knows he does. That's that's my point. Like, how is it affecting his life path? Yeah, it gets complicated. Yeah, but interesting. Like, you should host them as a couple here. So you guys are looking for love? Is that it? You're looking for. Yeah, your main dick. And you will you just only [ __ ] that dick on o? I'm looking for love. Like, if a dick is good, I'm getting [ __ ]. Well, yeah, yeah. If I, if I were to fall in love and I knew it was like real, I would do anything for that guy. Like, if he wanted me to, I wouldn't quit what I do. But like, if he only wanted me to [ __ ] his dick, no one else's dick, then I'd be like, okay, but can I [ __ ] girls? But yeah, exactly. But I don't get guys don't let their girl do lesbian [ __ ]. Yeah, but I'm, for example, when I'm dating like a guy, I'm asking him, "Hey, can, can I date out of girls?" And he's absolutely fine with that. All guys should let their girl [ __ ] girls. Yeah. And that not. But see, like when I'm with a girl, I'm just not looking for a [ __ ]. I'm looking for like connection, especially if she's bringing you threesome. Yeah. And then every now and then she wants to do it without you and go out girls night, and then they [ __ ]. What's what the [ __ ] the problem with that? But you'd be surprised how many guys get jealous of a his girlfriend [ __ ] a girl. Losers, bro. She doesn't even have a dick. She's not going to out dick you. Well, Sam Strapl are really nice. Our Strapl is very nice. That would actually maybe put a no strap on. Ra. Oh, really? Or I'd have to like look at. I'd have to look at the sizing of it, you know? I'd have to approve the sizing. So if it's bigger than your dick, it's not allowed. Yeah, then I think I get jealous. Bu a toy. You really, you really want the 8 inch, baby? All you think about when we're [ __ ]? You know, well, that's probably a thing. Girls are, if your dick is too small for thinking about bigger dicks. Are you mid-sex? Honestly, no. So, end during sex with like, real person, I like six inches to seven. Seven is like really big because I'm really tiny. So when I play with myself, I use bigger dildos, but it takes a lot of certain angles to fit it in. I tried having sex with bigger guys, and I was in severe pain. You have a TI little vagina. St. I have a tiny little vagina. I think the tight [ __ ] should be with the average [ __ ] and the big fat [ __ ] should be with the big dicks. You know, the shorts should be together, the talls who has a. Does that make sense? Tell me, what's your experience with fat big [ __ ]? Name. Give me a name. You want a name? Yeah. Big fat [ __ ]. Yeah, I'll whisper one to you. Okay. You can like write it down. I'll whisper. You whisper. Yeah, write it down. I'll write it down. Do we know this person? You should. But here, I wasn't a good [ __ ]. So big fat [ __ ] are not good. I just don't feel like. I feel like I'm swimming in there, you know? Feel like I'm Jing in the deep end. Sometimes when I get really excited, like you can swim in my [ __ ] too. Like, sometimes I have to. However, I will say it's an honor to be inside any vagina. Oh, yeah. Tight or loose. I want to see H. Don't tease us anymore. Okay. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah, I don't know. The beginning of it is not. It's like really loose. So it's like the first two inches don't even count, and then it gets tight later. It's a weird [ __ ]. It's a different. But do you think [ __ ] get? So I brought tight with like time. Brought this up to a couple people. They're like, "Oh, that's a known thing." So it wasn't just me. Really interesting. Do you like for her? Yeah, love anal. Oh my God. I'm in my anal era. I love anal. I'm fuing myself for my own pleasure. Like, I masturbate and I like this half my ass. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's crazy. For like the last year and a half, I've been like obsessed with anal. Like, every time I have sex, I'll do anal. You, you will say [ __ ] meas. Yes. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Jason Love dildo is so good. What position do you like for anal? I like it when the girls just laying flat on her stomach. Oh, yeah. That's a good one. I love that. It feels really good. I love it for [ __ ] too. It's so good. I, to be honest, I don't love a missionary anal. Oh, no. It's bad. They do it way too much. Point me for me. I actually like it because like I can come in that position from anal. Oh, cuz you're fingering yourself? No, no, no, no. Just from the dick because it can like ram my G-spot through my ass. I like writing and it makes me like, yeah, I think it's the easiest. So if anyone wants to try anal, it's like, first of all, it's like a best position to start in my opinion. Reverse or facing? Honestly, both works. I like facing just because I have like nice little turties. But how are they looking right now? Good. Whip them out. No, I'm going to whip them out. But you [ __ ] Dainty just did a sex show for us. Yeah, yeah. But if anyone wants to see me, like, you have to be like, "Hey, like Ryan and seek my nudes online for free," or you can just subscribe. Sub. Always sub. Not worth the viruses. Yeah, don't be like, and support your local o girl. Yeah, don't be like crying. Pay for your local girl. Let me ask you this, okay? Let me ask you this. Never asked this before. What, when you're about to collab with a girl and you want to see what she's about, you look up leaks? No, I actually pay. I pay for subscrip. No, no, no. She freak out. She freaked out. She's like, "I was about to say, I, I usually go on the Twitter Fair." Yeah, I nasty. Eh, I don't look up leaks. I feel dirty for that. I'm scared to open my Twitter in public. I swear. Twitter's crazy. So crazy. Yeah. Have you been on my Twitter? No, I, I don't go on Twitter. I s Instagram all day. Like, all my trailers are that. You don't subscribe to other girls? I do. No, I do. Yeah. Do. Yes. Yeah, like I feel like it's like girl support G, you know? Yeah, I'll pay for like, I've subscribed to you. I've subscribed to like maybe 20 girls and maybe 10 guys. Oh, yeah. Your Twitter's [ __ ] sick. Feel like, yeah, mine is so. I have to get into it. Oh, yeah, this is fun. Hey, what the [ __ ] were you doing like a month ago or two weeks ago? You're at some show where people were just staring at you. Sushi was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I went to Taiwan. They have like, it's basically the AVN but like the Asian version of AVN. And everyone, like everyone from all over Asia comes to Taiwan for this event. And it was like, it was AVN on steroids. Like, czy. I think 400,000 people attended. Oh, wow. A lot. It was a lot of guys. And they L. It looked like they were like, yeah, they they're like obsess. Did you [ __ ] a Taiwan guy? I didn't. No, I wanted to. I wanted to like find someone. So the. No, I do. I want to say that because I'm the dick shaming there. Really. I wanted to like a find a guy and give him a [ __ ] like somewhere in the event, just to like, cuz I thought that would be hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they are so shy. Well, you offered it to people and they said no. Like, I, I was start like flirting with people and they were so shy. Like, they could barely look me in the eyes. Like, literally. You heard it here first. Goes, Taiwanese guys are [ __ ] [ __ ]. They they're shy. They're very, yeah, they're very perverted though. They horny. Like, for example, like I would do meet and GRS and there'd be so many guys that could barely like even talk to me or like look at me in the eyes, but then they'd be like, "Can I motoro you?" And they just like grab my. Yeah, and I'd be like, "Okay, two second roll." And they'd go for it. Like, really hard. Yeah, there was so many boners. I sat on like. Oh my God. Those are those guys are called The Virgins. That's what we call them. Wow. I mean, I thought it was kind of hot. Wow. You guys ever taken a virginity? Yes. Recently? No. No, that would be hot. I want time. Send your application. Yeah, I have like a few subscribers that are virgin and they really want me to [ __ ]. Actually, wait. I have a funny story. So I was Dy, do it. I want to. But make them take a lie detector to prove that they're virgins. I'm 100% sure they're virgins. Like, I can tell. But like, I think it would be so hot to do like, give them like the time of their life and like ruin all other the. To be honest, if I was virginity YouTube, I would not be able to get hard. I'd have to shoot up. No, I'd be so nervous in my head. Like, there's no way I can make a walk. Oh, no. Some couple of her subscribers have been like sliding into my DMs, Instagram saying, "Oh, like she's ours," blah, blah, blah. Like, they get jealous. They get jealous. I'm having beef with our subscribers on Instagram. Like, no, she's mine. Yeah. Shout out to the [ __ ]. What do you call them? You have a name for your fans? Um, the my friends with benefits girls. I would love to do a part two with you actually. Really? I think just let me know. Like, next week, you know, while you're here, because when's the next time you're coming to us? Oh, who knows? Who knows, right? More than six months probably. I would love to film it next week and I just kind of sit on it for a rainy day. Okay. If you're down. Yes. I'll put it out in like three, four months, type [ __ ]. You know. Yes. You cool that? Yeah. It would be so fun. Okay. All right. Okay, little Polish angel. What's your uh off? Little Polish angel. Little Polish angel. That's my o and my Instagram. Lena Palinsky. Lena Pansy. And then Dainty Wilder on Instagram. Dainty Wilder on Twitter. Dainty Wilder XXX on OnlyFans. No, you got that wrong. No, it's just Dainty Wilder on OnlyFans. Love it. You'll find it. It's good stuff. It's good stuff. Nice feature by Liam this episode. Hot make out. Big squirt. Check out the. We might probably post me getting squired on. Yeah, we will. We will. Of course, we will. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's not me crossing into the porn boundaries, is it? No, no. You're full. You're fully dressed. Fine. Yeah, you were just sitting. I'm still keeping my PG look, right? Correct. Definitely. Okay, sadly, we still want to see your dick. We're going to see your dick. Like, Monday. I just, I'm not. I'm not. Monday. Excuses. Pillow talk. We'll see you next Tuesday. Thank you, guys. [Music]