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[Applause] I stand corrected. I stand corrected. I stand corrected. I stand corrected. I stand corrected. This is all your fault. This, this is all your fault. This is all your fault. This is all your fault. This is all your fault.
Don't let me down. Don't let me down. Don't let me down. Don't let me down. Don't let me down. We just clicked. We just clicked. We just clicked. We just clicked. We just really click.
What are your intentions? What are your intentions? What are your intentions? What are your intentions? Let's start, start simple. And let's start simple. Let's start simple. Let's start simple. You want to be me? You want a piece of me? You want a piece of me? You want a piece of me? You want a piece of me?
I demand to know. I demand to know. I demand to know. I demand to know. I demand to know everything. I don't belong here. I don't belong here. I don't belong here. I don't belong here. I don't belong here.
Fair enough. Fair enough. Fair enough. Fair enough. Fair enough. Fair enough. Fair enough. You can never have enough. You can never have enough. You can never have enough. You can never have enough. You put me on the spot. You put me on the spot. You put me on the spot. You put me on the spot. Don't put me on the spot, man.
Don't give me excuses. Don't give me excuses. Don't give me excuses. Oh, don't give me that excuse. How do you handle it? How do you handle it? How do you handle it? How do you handle it? How do you handle it?
Could you do me a favor? Could you do me a favor? Could you do me a favor? Could you do me a favor? Could you do me a favor? How was your day? How was your day? How was your day? How was your day? How was your day? How was your day?
It's not for sale. It's not for sale. It's not for sale. It's not for sale. It's not for sale. How long have you been here? How long have you been here? How long have you been here? How long have you been here? How long have you been here?
What's your poison? What's your poison? What's your poison? What's your poison? What's your poison? I'm really tipsy. I'm so tipsy. I'm a bit tipsy. He's just a little tipsy. Tipsy.
I've never seen it. I've never seen it. I've never seen it. I've never seen it. I've never seen it. You will never ever forget. You will never ever forget. Never ever forget that day. Never ever going to do that.
Does that make sense? Does that make sense? Does that make sense? Does that make sense? Does that make sense? Does it make sense? It makes perfect sense. It makes perfect sense. It makes perfect sense. It makes perfect sense. It makes perfect sense.
When's payday? What's this payday? Tomorrow's payday. Payday's Monday. When's payday? Saturday. My hair is starting to fall out. My hair's starting to fall out. Her hair started falling out. I've started falling out.
Break a leg. Break a leg. Break a leg. Break a leg. Break a leg. Break a leg. Cost me an arm and a leg. Cost me an arm and a leg. Air conditioners cost an arm and a leg. That'll cost you an arm and a leg.
I'll give it a try. I'll give it a try. I'll give it a try. I'll give it a try. I'll give it a try. I'll give it a try. She is the real deal. She's the real deal. She's the real deal. He's the real deal. He's the real deal.
Watch pot never boils. Watch pot never boils. A watch pot never boils. Have you ever heard the expression, "A watched pot never boils"? Raining cats and dogs. It's raining cats and dogs. It's going to rain cats and dogs. It's raining cats and dogs.
Spill the beans. Spill the beans. Somebody spilled the beans. You going to spill the beans? I would never spill the beans. You're so down to earth. You're so cool and down to earth. You're just so down to earth. You're such a down to earth guy.
In the blink of an eye. In the blink of an eye. In the blink of an eye. In the blink of an eye. In the blink of an eye. Pop the hood. Pop the hood. Just pop the hood. Pop the hood. Pop the hood. Sir, could you pop your hood?
I'm serious. I'm serious. I'm serious. I'm serious. Too, Jack. I'm serious. Me too. Once in a blue moon. Once in a blue moon. Once in a blue moon. Once in a blue moon. Once in a blue moon.
I'm new here. I'm new here. I'm new here. I'm new here. I'm new here. I'm new here. Believe in yourself. Believing in yourself. Believe in yourself. Believe in yourself. Stay out of my way. Hey, stay out of my way. Stay out of my way. Stay out of my way. Stay out of my way.
I'll do it for you. I'll do it for you. I'll do it for you. I will do it for you. I will do this for you. Did you lose weight? Did you lose weight? Did you lose weight? Did you lose weight? You look great. Did you lose some weight?
So soon. So soon. So soon. So soon. So soon. So soon. You're my rock. You're my rock. You're my rock. You're my rock. You're my rock. You're my rock. He didn't show up. He didn't show up. He didn't show up. He didn't show up. He didn't show up.
I'm on duty. I'm on duty. I'm on duty. I'm on duty. I'm on duty. I'm on duty. Stay focused. Stay focused. Stay focused. Stay focused. Stay focused. How do I look? How do I look? How do I look? How do I look? How do I look? How do I look?
What a ripoff. What a ripoff. What a ripoff. What a ripoff. What a ripoff. Hard to tell. Hard to tell. Hard to tell. It's hard to tell. It's hard to tell. What floor you going to? What floor you going to? What floor you going to? What floor you going?
I could be wrong. I could be wrong. I could be wrong. I could be wrong. But I could be wrong. I'm lost. I'm lost. I am lost. I'm lost. I'm lost. Better than nothing. Better than nothing. Better than nothing. Better than nothing. Better than nothing.
Do you have any siblings? Do you have any siblings? Do you have any siblings? Do you have any siblings? Do you have any siblings? Fill her up. Fill her up. Fill her up. Fill her up. She's a keeper. She's a keeper. She's a keeper. She's a keeper. She's a keeper. I'm thinking she's a keeper.
How do you like it? How do you like it? How do you like it? How do you like it? How do you like it? Don't mess with me. Don't mess with me. Don't mess with me. Don't mess with me. For the same age. For the same age. We're the same age. We're the same age. We are the same age.
Don't make a scene. Don't make a scene. Don't make a scene. Please don't make a scene. Please don't make a scene. Please don't make a scene. What's on your mind? What's on your mind? What's on your mind? What's on your mind? What's on your mind?
Not a chance in hell. Oh, not a chance in hell. Not a chance in hell. Not a chance in hell. Not a chance in hell. That happens. That happens. That happens. That happens. That happens. How would you like to pay? How would you like to pay? How would you like to pay? How would you like to pay for that? How would you like to pay for those?
Just in the nick of time. Just in the nick of time. Just in the nick of time. I think I got there in the nick of time. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. I'll try my best. Say hello for me. Say hello for me. Say hello for me. Say hello for me. Say hello for me. Huh?
Control your temper. Control your temper. Control your temper. You must control your temp. [Music] I mean it. I mean it. I mean it. I mean it. Too, I really, really mean it. Don't be so modest. Don't be so modest. Don't be so modest. Don't be so modest.
Let's be honest. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. Let's be honest. I can't make it tonight. I can't make it tonight. I can't make it tonight. I can't make it tonight. You got this. You got this. Okay, you got this. You got this. You got this. You got this.
It's no wonder. Well, it's no wonder. It's no wonder. It's no wonder. No wonder. It's not working. Step back. Step back. Step back. Step back. Please step back. Please step back. Keep the change. Keep the change. Keep the change. Keep the change. The change.
I'll pay you back. I'll pay you back. I'll pay you back. I'll pay you back. I'll pay you back. $5. I'll create a diversion. I'll create a diversion. Create a diversion now. Create a diversion and I'll rush in. Create a diversion.
See, faint. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Thanks for the compliments. Thanks for that compliment. Thanks for the compliment. Thank you for the compliment. Thank you for the compliment.
Behave yourself. Behave yourself. Behave yourself. Behave yourself. Behave yourself. On the contrary. On the contrary. On the contrary. No, on the contrary. It's wonderful. Let's get down to business. Let's get down to business. Uh, let's get down to business. Let's get down to business.
I'm aware of that. I'm aware of that. I'm aware of that. I'm aware of that. I'm aware of that. She's a very sophisticated. Jaz is sophisticated. She looks really sophisticated. Sophisticated. What does that mean? We're sophisticated people. Let's keep in touch. Let's keep in touch. Let's keep in touch. Let's keep in touch. Keep in touch. Yeah. See you. Keep in touch.
May try to stay positive. Try to stay positive. Try to stay positive. Try to stay positive. I'm nervous, but I'm trying to stay positive. No. Are you leaving? Are you leaving? Are you leaving? Are you leaving? Are you just leaving? Are you going to leave now?
Nothing much. Nothing much. What's up? Nothing. Nothing much. So what's up? Oh, nothing much. So how long will it take? How long will it take? How long will it take? How long will it take? How long will it take?
Do not follow me. Do not follow me. Do not follow me. Do not follow me. How do you spell that? Okay, how do you spell that? How do you spell your name? How do you spell Porsche? How do you spell Trump?
Do you have a reservation? Do you have a reservation? Do you have a reservation? Do you have a reservation? I locked myself out again. I locked myself out again. I locked myself out. No, I didn't. I can't believe I locked myself out again. Go fetch it. Go fetch. Go fetch. Go fetch. Go fetch the sheep.
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Okay, here we go. Okay, here we go. Okay, here we go. I was going to say that. I was going to say that. I was going to say that. I was going to say that. I was going to say that. I was going to say that. Strike a pose. Strike a pose. Strike a pose. Strike a pose. [Music]
Thank you for watching. [Music]