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I bet you can't replicate any of the clips in this video. From insane trick shots to impossible luck, this stuff has a one in a billion chance of happening. Here's our first clip.
- Oh.
- Ooooh.
- Wait, what do you do in that situation? It hits him in the face, ricochets.
- And the dog accidentally stops it. The dog didn't even mean to stop it.
- Poor dog, it looked like it hit him, and he was like, ooh.
- Sign that dog to a contract.
- That's the new Messi, Ronaldo, Laughnaldo.
- Oh,-
- Heey.
- Look how no one noticed. You know, he instantly pulled up the security camera footage. He's like, look, look,
- Don't worry. I'll say it for that day. You were the coolest dad in existence.
- Okay, what happens here? Wait.
- Whoa.
- Whoa.
- Oh, it's a puppy. See, if that had have been a cat, a cat would've been like, don't catch me. I got this.
- No, a cat wouldn't have been grateful. The cat would've just caught him.
- cat attacked you.
- It would've been screw you for saving my life.
- Yeah. Cats are kind of mean sometimes.
- Oh, Draymond, I met him one time.
- I've never seen any basketball clips. Oh.
- Oh, oh, oh yeah, this is what it got stuck up there.
- Wait, hold on. Sorry. I'm allergic to really rare clips.
- All right, what happens here? Wait, does that bird steal that? No way. She has a perfect angle for this. Oh,-
- Oh, that was like a hawk too. That wasn't not a normal bird-
- Whoa. And it came so close to our face.
- Oh, my God, those birds fly like 70 miles an hour.
- I just, I borrow a hawk. POV, you're the bird looking down. You can barely see it. But that bird, just knew.
- Target acquired.
- That's not his first hit and run.
- He's a professional snack stealer.
- Okay, lighting, 1, 2, 3, 4.
- Oh, Did that strike the car? One, two,-
- Whoa. It went through the car. Well, shooting the car, I, I'm just gonna say it. They did something to piss off God.
- Now I'm scared to drive in the rain.
- Bird was in a bad spot.
- Oh, does he get shot by cannon?
- Oh, right, well that's not a bird anymore.
- Is the bird, okay, Walt?
- Well, what happened to the bird?
- I think the silence speaks for itself.
- Okay. What happens here? Got a family, it looks like.
- Oh, looking up at, so, wow-
- Oh.
- Wow,-
- Wow.
- Wait, why was that camera recording? Why were they were just recording their dinner?
- Well, you don't record your dinner?
- No, I don't.
- You don't wanna remember them green beans in 10 years? Whoa.
- Whoa, that's sick, you're going in a movie.
- Wow.
- Good thing, he walked away from it though, that was incredible driving. That's why I'm scared to own a motorcycle.
- We got a boxing match, blue has no,
- What?
- They knocked each other out.
- Wow. Wait, who gets to win?
- It's a tie.
- So how do you knock someone out while getting knocked out?
- Here, let's try it.
- All right, let's see what happens here. Hey, they're okay.
- Oh my God.
- He's just like, wait, what?
- Holy crap.
- Wait, what happens? So he kicked the ball, this is unbelievable. Are you kidding me? Wait, did it go in? Oh, and it, what, didn't go in, no.
- That's literally one in a billion.
- That is insane.
- You could train your whole life to try and do that again. And that would probably be impossible.
- The fact that that announcer didn't freak out makes me sad.
- Yeah, that's sad.
- Oh, oh, oh,
- Oh, nice.
- Oh, oh,
- Good thing the video stopped there. 'Cause if he hadn't of he would've just plowed through those buildings.
- There we go, that's my hiked announcer.
- Ding.
- Wait, that's a foul ball,-
- Damn,
- That's a foul.
- What is this guy doing with this?-
- He's gonna tow it on a cheeseburger. Nice.
- How'd you know?
- What else would a bro holding a cheese?
- Wait, is this guy about to yam? No, oh.
- Nice.
- Oh,-
- No way. There's no way this is real. I refuse to believe it.
- That is just insane.
- Whereas blue team just up by a bunch or is this fake? That is crazy.
- Bro accidentally moded on him.
- Oh.
- That's how you know baseball's boring.
- Oh no.
- Oh, that was so, he like, flooted. He like, defied gravity.
- Really?
- No.
- Oh.
- Wait, wait, wait. I need to see that scene, slow-mo-it.
- Whoa.
- Yeah, he almost just dove into someone's knee. But that's fine.
- That would've broke his face.
- Okay. What's going on?
- Oh, it's a putt on a basketball court. It's gonna have some extra speed.
- Is it for a million dollars?
- It better be, a 94 foot putt for 10 grand.
- Like we give away more money in our videos, like 20 times more than they do in a halftime show. We gave a guy a million dollars cuz he kept his hand on a box.
- One time we gave someone 10 grand for breathing.
- You gave me a car cuz I slept in it.
- Is that when the whale, the thing returned the phone?
- Oh,
- That's insane.
- He's like, fish, please. Oh, there's a hard recovery out the pit.
- Wait, it went backwards. No way.
- Oh.
- Chip in, nice.
- Chip in.
- What are the odds?
- Lanes back on it. Oh, good game of snooker.
- Oh, no.
- Nice shot.
- Wow. That reminds me of one time I was playing pool.
- You mean, billiards.
- I'm not even gonna tell the story anymore.
- All right, one of the most dangerous streets in all of,
- I thought that was the car crash meme. Oh, he is going. He said, "Adios, brother!".
- Lucky football catch.
- All right, let's see how lucky it is. He just did not even know he had that ball for,
- Was he not even looking?
- No, not at all. It just appears in his hand.
- Okay, what could happen here?
- Whoa, whoa, sick with it.
- He came out of it and he's still upright.
- That was a very good recovery. Nice, yeah.
- Is he trained to do that?
- Bird cup flip?
- Have you ever seen a trick shot like this?
- Have you ever seen a trick shot like this?
- That's cool.
- That is really cool.
- Good for him.
- It's a dolphin.
- Oh.
- Oh. Geab, go,-
- You mean an assassin.
- No, I said dolphin.
- Oh, another football clip. This is old school.
- Oh.
- Not, yep, not a down. Keep on going. I love cony.
- Yeah, this is funny. How'd that bull get on the beach?
- The bull's like, I don't get it.
- If we're on the seesaw, and a bull attacks me, you better save me.
- Oh.
- Oh, oh.
- Oh.
- Poor kitty. Oh, that's a good ball bowl. That's a good ball bowl. I have no clue what the sport is. What the heck is this? It's like curling but without the ice. Oh, this is bocce ball. Oh no, it's bowling. What is, I'm just more confused that they got enough people to make this a sport.
- It's British bowling, basically.
- Oh, you said it's British, Walt. That explains why I didn't like it.
- All right, dog plays GTA. Oh, I've seen this, the dog steals the golf cart. This is funny.
- He's committing Grand Theft Auto like the video game. Ooh. Hit and run too.
- I love how he just walks away, he is like,
- Nobody will believe it was a dog.
- Damn, Curtis,
- Light out, oh.
- Oh, hit the cop car, first is fun though.
- But is that a cop? Two in a row.
- Oh wow.
- Oh,-
- Wow.
- The only thing more impressive than that is his beard.
- I was gonna say the same thing.
- Yeah.
- Oh.
- Oho, oh,-
- Oh.
- He's incredible.
- Are you checking your phone during reaction?
- No.
- What, are you bored?
- I just thought it was gonna be another baseball cliff.
- All right, another baseball cliff. Everyone go to bed.
- Hey whoa, something interesting happened in baseball. It's a one in a billion chance. Everybody's like, oh my God. Our $40 ticket was worth it, and our $20 hot dog.
- Whoa, that pigeon got moves. Whoa.
- Whoa.
- That pigeon moves.
- That's subscribe, you haven't already. It's too swag.
- Bye.