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Hello everybody and welcome you with Arrowsmith's sibilance, sibilance. Test one, two. Joining me in the studio, live from SNL, Jason Sudeikis and and lovely Norm McDonald. And was a Milwaukee Brewer hat that I haven't seen anybody wear since Harvey's Wallbangers, Cooper in Milwaukee in the mid-70s.
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Good to be. The object of the game is to cheat, exactly. You see, they've made the question so if there's no way for anybody to them, and therefore they have to use. You know, Zuckerberg says he's only eating his own meat that he kills now. Have you read that? With his bare hands? Yes. A monster. He tries to do one thing to alter his modern lifestyle every year, and this year he says he's only gonna eat meat that he's actually killed. And I was wondering, what are you adhering to? The vegetarian? Strict vegetarian? Well, are you chicken? I said, I'm not strict. Are you chicken and steak? That's better than soybeans. Yeah, you're right. Back. Which sounds better? That were soybean. Listen, some of the best meals I've had is that Mongolian thing over at Dahmer's on Wednesday. Live fish at a sushi restaurant. And guys like Japanese. And so I go, "Eee!" to just she me like raw fish. I don't need to with rice or anything like that. Yeah. My trying to impress him. He goes, "Uh, eat rock." You eat a live fish? Yeah. Even though I don't. Never think he's gonna call you. Yeah. And yeah, I got a plus. It sounds kind of cool. And he goes, "I get you live fish." I go, "Thanks, man." Like I was an inside guy. And then he brought her a fish and and hit it and knocked it out, but a stick. It was live. And that clears out of sushi. Fine. A lot of people. My girl, I was in, was barfing in a bathroom. And the only people interested was the guy, a Japanese sociopath, and on the, and all the Mexican help. They're all like looking like I'd eat it. And so I had to cut it. And then they leave the, the fish that's on the skeleton that looks like the one Sylvester found on a garbage thing to go to move. It's moving. And like a dead bobblehead. And you had for water in its mouth to keep it alive so you could watch it die as you ate the time. And you found yourself on your couch with Cheetos and you're watching. And you realized you weren't living. Yeah. The other day, I was sitting there and catch and I was eating Cheetos much. And America's Funniest Home Videos with Tom Bergeron. And I realized I might not be leading. La vida loca. Dennis Miller, cover comic. Dennis, Dennis, I was kind to me. He gave me my first job in showbiz. Hey, worst moment in my marriage ever is akin to that joke. I'm laying in bed one night with my wife. She's reading Gabriel Garcia Marquez, and I'm watching Dancing with the Stars. And we're in bed. And I lean over to a guy. I think Bruno Tonioli has a new scoring paddle tonight. This is if you ever talk like that again, I'm leaving the marriage overnight. You won't even know. I'm gonna sleep with you. You [ __ ]! How did you notice the label? Different scoring fat. So maybe I'll. I know Jason's younger than acid. He thinks of Lana. That's terrible. But Lana was the best. You know, you probably still drink. Yeah. So he was probably the funniest. But he had a joke. One of the jokes in Zack. You remember this joke? I'm sure you remember this joke. But he did say he'd say, you know, I can't do what I can do, man. I like everybody else. I guess I was reading that the number-one reading material in all of America is that Rita is a TV Guide. Is this considered reading material? TV Guide? Is there a guy down there smoking his pipe reading? You know, it's like he's sharing his wife's like, he's like, "I'll be right up, buddy. I'm just finishing." Yeah. Who's that? Who's on this week on Crosswits?
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We're talking to Jason Sudeikis. The Norm's taking us down memory lane. But who needs Google? Norm used to write for me at an old show I had for like six months at the Chicago Tribune. I got whacked. But Norm and Drake Sailor, who was a genius. Drake no longer with us. God rest his soul. But he was a genius and a good cat. A sweet, sweet cat. But they used the tin foil the windows. They'd sit in there. They would never send jokes. I'd I would stick my head in there and see two cigarette lights like fireflies. Poison bastards. Have anything? They'd slide jokes out later. But I remember one night, I'm with Drake at the Improv. And J was very avuncular then. He was like the paterfamilias for the comedic community. And we'd come in, and a corn cob hat and a corncob pipe and straw hat. And he would lecture on comedy up in the the attic. And I remember that. I'm sitting there with Drake one night. Norm's writing bait. And he J goes off. And it's ten cardinal rules of comedy. You never save a joke for the next shot. If you have 14. So anyway, these 10 rules. And all these comedians are sitting at the hem of his clothes, looking up. I don't like these Aristotle. And Drake, this, "Hey, thanks, J." But I have a father. Was he the best? Tell me a little drink. Dragon. I had the same [ __ ] like he gave us a job. And Dennis, yes, we were just doing staying at all. Come on, Hugh Majan, that you luck. Jason, like when yours? Oh, so my man, '92, bombastic Bushkin, right? Yeah. So yeah, he said, I said, I heard that. And that guy Dennis Miller is known a talk show. You know, and I could do some jokes for him. I've seen him talk on TV, right? So I maybe I got heard. They I would always have to tell him like what I'd heard from about showbiz. The Dick Van Dyke Show years ago. Yeah. He'll probably need writers. Surname. As they look in to have them send in jokes packet a joke. So like it's about the news, you know? So I never read the newspaper. Hang. So I go at this Danny's and I start reading the newspaper. Try and pick up Joe. Nothing. Every every story is real serious. You deep into it and getting sleep. The ins done there like ten jokes. And then nine really suck. You know, there was one like, alright, one. So I didn't want to do. So I said, I found my man. Dress. I'm a male. She just fell right in this one. Central ones. I want pure though. Vanilla. That was uncut. Family size. Never one. And then I got the joke. Then I think people thought I did it on purpose. But I didn't have a purpose. It's just that Norman, you're a monster. Right out of the box. I saw today case. Uh, Norman, I feel sorry for the homeless guy. I really feel sorry for his dog. Did you know the dogs chasing? He has a film coming out. We're going to talk about it on the other side of the break. Jason, Jason is a guy I didn't pick from Saturday Night Live to become a major motion. I didn't pick Sandler. Yeah, I didn't pick Sandler. Well, you know what? Sandler early on, though. I remember because he was in Mixed Nuts. He's gonna be the number one in a musical body. And women dug him. You know, women. But also in a really beautiful area. Oh, I remember he was the funniest. My first year at SNL. You, you came back like around Christmas time. And you came walking into the office. Wow. That's uh. There's no, no, no, no. And you just like, look around. No, I'm not destroyed. Don't tell more insulting to me than I would. But I, you can walk in. You're kind of like looking around. And it was Forte's office. And he was in there with Fred Armisen. And it was like their second season. My first year as a writer. And you just kind of look around. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was gonna be, huh? Like you're like, what are you talking about? Good. There's gonna be the big star. Could be none. No harm in a true original. And Sudeikis, the young pup, will query him and Arm and after the break. This is the Dennis Miller show.
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Ever seen these cats do this at SNL? That night, I was, I was in wrap before wrap. The game. Looky, wicked, wicked. Wild, Wild West at Saturday Night Live. And Spade was good. You'd know who was good, you know, instantly. And then you'd be their friends. And then, you know, and I would, I would especially with music. Thank you, Yoda. You know, I only knew old guys. Like I wouldn't know anybody that was in movies at the time because Saturday Night Live was always breaking people. So the host would be someone that was just in a movie because her first. Yeah, I worked there, man. I know. So but you probably know them because you're an actor and stuff. A little bit. Yeah. Yeah. Some of them. Yeah. Me, I wouldn't know them. So so alarm ago. Anyone want to see? Anyone want to know? What about Anna Faris? And I go, "Yeah, I've heard her name." What about the Jim Jarmusch? And then be like, "Norm." And I go, "Bob Newhart, Mary Tyler Moore." Dead. You act like you're in a barbershop quartet. You're the most subversive cat I know. You know everything. No, I just like old guys. I like. Were you when you get old guys? NASA now, though, going from when you were a kid, right? Are you not more impressed by them than guys? They're like, when Shatner came, I was impressed. Yeah. The guy's 20. You just hate him. Yeah. At some point, some people come in and you'd think, "I don't can this kitty. This kid could not even get on the show." I know you saw all the big guys because that Dennis's time would be gigantic stars. The Stones, probably at their time, or something like that. Yeah. I remember Clapton playing Layla at the end of the show. We'd gone off the air. He turns name bars the electric guitar from the band. Yeah. It's like 105. You know that feeling is wired. Anyway, you've had a drink. I would have upon that. Laura Linney, what Gemini insight into the scene where she makes love to in John Adams? This was before the Laurel. In early days. But there's always those moments that I said, "El, where you just think, God, I'm in the center of the universal." I mean, you can't believe. I don't know. You're from Casey, right? Yeah. Yeah. I'm from Pittsburgh. You used to watch the show, right? What must that be like? Yeah, it's just. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. We, I mean, we had that with Paul McCartney. Lewis last year. I mean, even your time. I like older stars. Like having Betty White and Jay-Z in the same shows. I'm so great. It's like her hair looks like a little bit. A little bit of both old and new. One time I was hosting. And it was three guys. I've never hosted. How many times have you? First. One time was a mistake. There are three guys doing music. Music. I just know old music. Like again, long ago. Who do you like? And I go, "You like, you know, this guy Bobby Winters?" And learn go, "You've got to go." You had hip guys that I should everyone else knew except me. Like Snoop Dogg. He just changed his name. And he was angry because I kept getting at rock. Used to be Snoop Doggy Dogg. The Snoop Dogg. At Eminem and Dr. Dre. That's pretty heavy line now. Yeah. But to me, it was two black guys trying to get this into the barn.
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And my other was Frances Farmer. They're about to go up with. They were standing in their wrap positions. And I'm about to introduce them. Since they're standing that wrap position, what it looks like they'll either start singing rap or pull a gun and kill you. So then I go, as a joke, I look at them because I remember this is kind of a Letterman thing to do. But I go, "Fellas, are you ready? Are you ready?" I learned later, they were geniuses. And I should have befriended you. You're a freaking genius, Norman. And that Letterman impression is still one of the most loved. You ever seen his letter? Yeah. When you get out of the coat before you finish the Lasser. Look, he can take a common. Look at me. What are you doing? You're going all bubble-boy on me. You noticing that? He how quickly he had to take his coat off to get back into the real world where he didn't feel phony. There's one of the most brilliant ticks I've seen on that. Tell me, what's your DVD? Let's do a little commerce real quick. I'm the only guy. No, I come on here. I have to extract them out of everybody else wants to sell the soap. Don't you have something? It's called me doing stand-up. It's your Comedy Central special. And every caller this hour will receive a copy of it for free. You can say it sounds like 2 million or if it sells nothing, I get the same. So you know, push it hard. So we need to sell it. You play best insouciant. Yeah, this is what happened. I did. I didn't ever want to do a stand-up special. Alice ed. I'll never do on. You know, but I decided. It is that I never wanted to do it. I also had the fun just to do in the stand. Just to do Standard Oil and Kaufman in. So then they I said, "If you do this, you get to go on and do a sport." In this sport shops in it. Well, talk sport joke. You guys stay for one more. Negus was in sports. Big basketball. And Quisenberry was the only, only guy ever to graduate from the A Wig Kaufman school and play for the Royals. Right. Quite. Oh, I didn't know. Yeah. Frank White. Dealings. The only graduate of the Wing Hoffman baseball academy to ever play for the Juarez. Dennis, Mo. Dennis Miller show. You beginners earlier. Holding for the Justin trade house. We were talking about sweet. He's sweet. I saw my Sam. I watched. I live. I love what's his name. That does Austin Powers. Mike Myers. Third movie. A lot of people didn't remember. No, no. Love, love girl. And I liked it. And he was in it. You play a French-Canadian accent. Yeah. Timberlake was pretty. It was pretty funny. Yeah. Like a young Chevalier. We're talking to Norm McDonald. And he loves everybody. And you think I'm sure marginally. Like I know at some point I come in. You're like, "Burrell lives in the voice-over studio for the Rudolph cartoon." I'm not reading this again. Sudeikis is with us to tell us about the new flick here. And take. What do we got? Horrible Bosses. That's the one. Yeah. Boy, look at that. Report at home. Face facts. These kids went by us at the speed of light or speech. We'll chase. They're all drying at home. What's the losses in the flick? It's myself, Jason Bateman, and Charlie Day from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. And then early. I was early. And early on that Sunny in Philadelphia. I told everybody to watch it. From and who else? It's got nothing from. And then I found their agent. I said, "Hey, that's a good show. Nobody's watching it, but I like it. And I'm in TV." The Greek. Why? Because the fistfight with Christopher Lloyd.
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Jason Bateman came up to the ones. They went to a Parkinson's benefit. Michael J. Fox and his mansion in LA. This is the first thing Bateman ever says to me. How funny is this? I say, "Hi to Michael." We do this pictures. And then I go over. I'm sitting in the corner because I'm sort of ill at ease. I see Bateman coming in. He walks all the way across this huge Gatsby-like lawn and waves to me. I've never met him, but I'm excited because I always dug Arrested Development. Comes up. He hugs me. And he looks me right there. The first thing he says, "What's it like to be at a party with both Teen Wolf?" I met that guy. Michael J. Fox. Yeah. Before he was a pop star. Yeah. I was before it was. It was after he had that thing. Parkinson. Yeah. Yeah. That was before that. A man. I met at Holly. What do you fell? It was. I might ask you to go to the black and white thing. No, it's quick. It's quick. Disney World. I need them. You know, I'm excited to meet them now. So I meet him like 10 years later. And here he is now. He's got Parkinson's. And I go, "You remember me? You know, I met you when I was young and I meant." Yeah. Disney World and everything. And he goes, "Yeah, I just got a thing. I'm not crazy."
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Young tykes. I wanna kiss the ring. You ready to receive this? Anybody who loves you, you have to torch Jeffrey Ross.
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Brooks in Alabama. Brooks, you're on with Jason Sudeikis and Obi-Wan McDonald. Obi-Wan McDonald and Mr. Jason. Love you both. Spacey, you too. Mr. Miller. It's my pleasure. It wasn't third one. It's number one. My the only one that thanks to new riding on this. And L is just not up to par. I've spoke to you about this before, Miller. And I don't get it, man. I just. I tried watching. And it's not on you. Sir, believe me. The guy that's on. You just rinse. Yeah. I just read it. Yeah. The trenches with these cats. No, listen, Brooke, see that show goes up. It goes down. I'm telling you, sometimes for it to have an up year, it needs to have a year where people were pushing on. They're seeing who they can who they can keep. Who they can go. All I can tell you is it's an evergreen. You just got to watch it. And there's there's ups. There's downs. Oh, not enough stuff this year, though. Yeah. You're in a kind of golden cast. But when I was in the cars, everybody hated everybody. Everybody has like, everyone hated the show. And then you'll see something like they do that special Saturday Night Live in the 90s, the 80s. There's a lot of camaraderie on the special. Yeah. And then they show the part you were on. They go, "Everybody, I was good." You know, everyone hated us. But they just change it. So you just wait. And they like you because someone else comes along even worse. Very what? You know, I had Lorne on the other night. Years ago, about those writers for Sid Caesar. Like Larry. Yeah. That that's a great special. Yeah. And they're all like, they become kids right away. They're looking at Sid like he's, you know, the Godfather. Yeah. And I remember thinking, that must must stay true. That Loren's always Lorne. Dia. I was interviewing the other night. As a nervous wreck, 57-year-old man. Now I'm talking to Lorne. And he takes a pause. And up, just for a millisecond, I think I've got a blown it. It's pretty. Yeah. Pretty weird how when they get in your DNA, in one place, or your hard drive, it's tough to get him into another place. We're always sort of talking about that. Like, it when doing the movie awards. That even though he wasn't involved with it at all, but we had a few friends, a few of those awful writers that the fellow was talking about earlier. And and just in the back of your head, you saw here Lauren's laugh a little bit. And sort of like him. Sort of, you know, just that feeling of the look that he gives you under the bleachers when your sketch is either dying or slimming. Or regardless, in here, you just kind of always have it. And going on now, which is nice. One Johnny Tony is he's like, "I have Smothers Brothers." I go, "Oh, man, that's one of the few guys who wasn't on the Starlight Vocal Bass." Summary places. Like every great comedy mind I've ever met. Letterman and sketches on a Starlight Vocal Bed for replacement. Strange bedfellows. 866-509-RANT. 866-549-7. Susan, I hear that. I know that song is about sex. What's that? Starlight Vocal Band. Jason, how are you? I'm good, Dennis. And I want to thank you for allowing me on this show with so much comedic genius. Well, I would say I'm here too. I hear too. And it's up moments at SNL. It is a great sense of salon. You got it. Nights there. I wondered that room. And everybody was exhausted. Yes. What do you call this, Mom? What do you call this? You would know. You know his words. Well, you go, "This is what the great Dana Carvey." They're one second. Kelly will be right back. I'm sorry. Dan is the best. You know, and the best ever. So he might need you. He had killed Waldo. So that was before me. Very much. But I was there. And he came one time. And they had Bob Costas do those interviews at 1:30, right? And then afterwards, he came up to us. You know, he's such a nice guy. But he said, "That's for anything." And I don't know what you call this in real life. Because I, because I was time to Bob Costas guy called me a genius. I mean, Einstein's a genius. I'm telling this guy. Okay, who, who coughs modesty? Yeah, you're coming. You know, Paul upheld was one of the great writers that like there now. Like you'd written ton of character stuff. Has a great term for that called backdoor bragging. And the way it sort of goes. That works. Like, so I'm sorry. Going to Lauren's office. And he's like, "You're incredible on the show, but we need you to do a little bit more insight." We did back to her bragging. But that was in the West Village. Go ahead. What's up? Yeah, I'm watching your live on the internet. There. I feel like I'm right there. Room with you. Before you go on the radio. Wait, does a benefit for Lord? This is one of the great old-time Spade lines. And he's Lorne sent a jet for me. And I always Lorne a lot of things. But he was little penurious. At least when you are in rank blank checks. So when I heard it, Warnson a jet for Spain. URIs. Marion. Can. Aureus. What's that? He said in spades. It was like a cat scan in the air. I'm good. This could address any of you guys in that room, including Christian. Could address this. I was wondering, when did each of you feel like you were going to make a success and then in the entertainment field? Was it actually before you good on center that live or not? Thanks, guys. I will keel it up with Norman first. Just wanted to be. I just wanted to be a stand-up. Yeah. Actually, because Dennis, if I think about it, this just occurred to me right now. But I never wanted to do anything on TV except write. Because I was a stand-up. And then I saw that Dennis did Saturday Night Live. And he was, I think it was the first stand-up to do it. Yeah. That's all I had. My, you know, I didn't. Well, then I thought, I understand. I would like to do this. Because I, before that, was all like, you know, guys would do characters or some stupid thing. I mean, Chevy was the closest is just being himself. And everybody else would do something stupid. Like everybody else. Remember, everybody remembers Jane, you ignorant [ __ ] but they don't remember the rest of the boring thing where he played an old guy from the 50s. Teletype. So I mean, you were the best guy to do. Stan. And then I said, "I could just stand it. Maybe I could do that." So then Dennis pay someone to click on for you that you were no longer a writer on there. What was the first thing you nailed on the air where you thought, "This could happen?" Why audition for the show? And then get hired as a writer. So I never got the hand in the packet or anything. So I felt like an imposter for the first two seasons when I was writing. That's the best way to do it. You don't develop in front of the stupid. You didn't have to audition, right? Well, yeah, sure. I did. They told me they say it was brutal. I mean, and then I just gosh, I went in last five episodes of my second year and told Lauren, I was kind of like, you know, I don't know how much longer I can do just just the writing thing. I'd really would love to perform. A good for you. And and then a couple weeks later, they put me into the cast. And you know, and that was it. But I didn't really feel comfortable until the next is coming back the next year with a killer. Hadron. Killer me. They go up in front of these guys. I had to go up in front of Lauren's friends. You know, that moment where I was like, you're at the Playboy up on the penthouse with Hefner here over in this studio. Times Square. And Lauren says, "You got eight minutes. Do you want to date? You grew up." You know, do stand out. We did it a rehearsal space over in Times Square. Lauren had it. Yeah. I got Paul Simon sitting. I guess that sort of vibe. And I can see. I had a good moment of clarity where I remember thinking, "Listen, no individual joke's gonna make these people give you this show. This is about not freaking out and becoming a kid." Yeah. Just get bulletproof here, man. So I did some. Yeah, you know, I had some jokes. But it was more about when the joke didn't work. I I didn't sweat one. I think that's a hundred percent. But like, you see like Bill's audition or Kristen's audition or Andy's audition. Like the three people from my generation. And they're all. It's all pure me. I'm my auditions horrible. I think it's a hundred percent. What I did in between. Because we did. I'd had to follow. We did it at a stand-up place. The first. The first time. And then had to do it the screen test on. You know, a home base. And the first time was the first time I ever did stand. If I told this story just on Leno, just this week. But I had to follow Chris Rock. Chris came in when Jeffrey Ross did like trial material for the Video Music Awards. And then I had to follow him. And I just my whole thing was like, "Well, not gonna mention it, but this is the opportunity that if I don't get this, I will be able to go back home to Kansas." You know, and over beers be like, "Yeah, I had to follow Rock. That's why I didn't get it." But. But and that kind of made you a little bit like bulletproof. Like we were kind of all held. This is not. It's not supposed to be like I had to. You know, following the best ever. And why it always had the nagging voice in my head that you can't do all that crap. All that neurosis that anybody brings with them. It was the first time I ever heard some champion voice. And listen, you [ __ ] are you gonna be glory days your whole life? Or are you gonna try this? Go do it. Don't don't freak out for eight minutes and see what happens. You know, it just comes down to that. I would tell any kid out there. The worst thing you can do is put fear in the air. It's like we used to waiting game. And a guy was given a bad answer. And you had to walk out of the room because it was making you so uncomfortable. Say anything. Stay in the moment. If it's eating it, concede that it's eating it. What to do is start Stan. If I go, "Don't wait." You know, because you know, you wait. Because when I first started doing stand-up, I, I went at six months. And I figured out what I'd say. And I sucked. Yeah. Yeah. Jump in. Like find out affection paralysis. Like you're waiting for it to all be perfect. It's like you're just sitting there. No, no. I can't be on the show. They're like, "You go to two characters and - two." Yeah, right. Two sketches. Two characters and two impressions. I said, "I can't do any of those." We're with the great Norman McDonald. Jason Sudeikis takes some more of your phone calls. They've been nice enough to stay here the entire hour. Jason's got Horrible Bosses coming to theaters in July. Nine.
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My baby gonna be like my body's always been when it's right. Love a cold dark. All right. Sparkle. Been joined by a third of my favorite comedians. Jeffery Cesario. Oh, yeah, brother. He's in here doing Bobby Walsh. Oh, give it a check out. Let's take a phone call real quick. We got Frank in Chicago. Frank, go ahead. You're on with Jason Sudeikis, who has Horrible Bosses coming to theaters July 9th. And normally McCauley. Angelo. Oh, sorry. Go ahead, baby. Hey, guys. I love all three of you. Thank you. I can't disagree more with the guy who called and said Jason's era is no good. I got to tell you a story. And I'll let you go. And you guys to talk about it. My daughter was 13. Wants to be in show business. This kid is hilarious. Breaks me up every week. And the one thing that we love to do. She loves Jason. So she chemostat that life. She gets her little bowl of cereal. She climbs into big bed with her mother and I. And we didn't. We watch it every week. And he breaks us up every week. Whether it's the guy dancing around in his jumpsuit in the background. Or it's the newscaster with hate. Or slapping people in the face with the microphone. Just. I mean, I can't disagree more. We love it. Yeah, he's like feral. He's like filled. They just hit the ball. Everything they're given. Yes. Killer. And haters a killer too. And Norman, I'm gonna say goodbye to you now. You know, I love you. Ever were at the end of our hour. Yeah. Sam, listen. Out of context, it sounds bad. But I'm only knowing it is crusty, curmudgeonly, familiar with Paul Winfield. Mmm. No. Anyway, during the estate. I got. But I probably did. He do like MacArthur? Yeah. Yeah. I thought he was crazy. So Holocaust tonight. I think I was just cranky. Dennis Miller show.
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Hey folks, welcome back to the jabber chamber. That was fun. Live from the SNL archives. Jason Sudeikis, Norm Macdonald. Brought to you by Google Day, the popular new trivia game where the questions are so tough, you're actually encouraged to find the answers using Google. See if you can solve today's question. Visit a Google a day dot com. And like I said, these things are tricky. You want a sample with today's name of me. A moment when Norm Macdonald is not one of the five funniest people on the planet. You better have some agile digits as you get on the keyboard to figure that out. And Sudeikis, a monster over there at SNL. He and Hate are the kids to watch. And a good kid to boot. Well, I feel all young and gussied up and remembering when I want to host vibrant the Dennis Miller show on Westwood One.