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You got to smile, honey. We're on camera. It's rolling.
>> Oh, I didn't know.
>> Yeah, I should I didn't hear action. Yeah,
>> you're just over there like
>> I was checking Twitter.
>> All right, you guys. Today, we're going to dive into Lisa's Tik Tok feed. And I swear to God, I don't know what this broad has been searching, but her for you page looks like true crime meets only fans meets public defender Tik Tok. Whatever the [ __ ] that means.
>> Let's go. So, uh, we're going to compare it to my Instagram thread, and let's just say one of us is due for a psych evaluation.
>> Ah, forget about it. You ready?
>> Yep.
>> All right, let's go.
>> Do you want me to come and [ __ ] you in the face?
>> This is literally the first message that came
>> Sorry. The setup is this is her Tinder profile, and she's reading what what the first message she got on Tinder was. Oh,
>> from a guy on Tinder
>> just right out the gate.
>> And I couldn't even respond. I just unmatched him.
>> She unmatched him is what's funny. I couldn't even respond. I unmatched him instead of just [ __ ] with the guy. Well, I mean, what are your attention, sir? You just really want to come and [ __ ] my face,
>> right? I mean, sure thing.
>> I mean, I'm looking at her picture. I could see that in somebody just get it right out of the gate like she said. Is that just Let's look at the comments because that's where it's all going to be about uh the comments. So, is that a yes or a no?
>> She's like, "No,
>> fair enough." Pretty good pickup line. Yep.
>> It's not bad. I mean, it's I've heard worse. Hey, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Michael Scott, Michael Jordan.
>> Yep. Air ball. So, when's the second date?
>> Right. Right.
>> Are you the type of
>> Uh, no.
>> Can't handle it.
>> The [ __ ] was that? I already punch her in her big fat inner tube lips.
>> So, this video is about a broad that doesn't care about gas prices because her husband pays for it. So, essentially, he asked how much gas was. She says, "I don't know. And why should I care?"
>> Person that is going to look at the gas pump every single time you pay or do you just know you need gas regardless? So, you need to pay whatever it is and you don't even look and you don't even care. And then later, your husband asks, "Well, how much was gas?" I don't know. Does it matter? Like,
>> yes, [ __ ] It matters.
>> She understands inflation. Look at those lips.
>> Her ring is actually pretty small. That's sad.
>> Um, it's pretty obvious that she got her lips done. Uh, say your dick gets slammed in a door and it's all swollen up and you're going to the porn set. You might want to not put a bunch of lube on your dick to accentuate the fact that it got slammed in a [ __ ] door.
>> She looks like her face got slammed in a car door.
>> Yes.
>> And then she put shiner on it, which you know how you put that on your tires to make them look nice? Arm oil. This is not working.
>> No,
>> I can't even focus on whatever story you're telling.
>> Here is some very realistic velociraptor sounds.
>> My own voice, by the way. Nothing fake, nothing AI. It's all me. Here it goes. Ready,
>> guys? Real quick. This is all him. There is no AI.
>> No sound.
>> Nothing faked. No sound effects. No Hollywood production behind this.
>> No handmade. Imagine you're in the trailer park next to this guy's unit and you hear this in in the middle of the night. Two thoughts. You're freaked out or you just know it's Randy doing his velociraptor sounds on the front porch.
>> Yeah.
>> Sounds like Chewbacca.
>> I was going to say that sounds a little Yeti. That's a little Chewbacca-ish.
>> Yeti.
>> From back then when I was 17, 18, 19 years old.
>> Oh my god. Yes, you probably were hot at 17, 18, 19. Now that you're 22. Oh, hell. You're looking a little rough.
>> Do you think she could have another pack of cigarettes?
>> I don't know, but the Hollywood Hills got a hold of this poor broad as soon as she got there. One beautiful body after another. We're heating it up as we sweat it up here. Come to the main stage. Put your hands together for Taser. They call her Taser because she's been tased by our local police department four separate times. Don't forget about that allimportant VIP dance. Get her body on your body. Make that love connection, guys. You can't buy love, but you can rent it for a minute. So, this next girl coming to the main stage, she sure is feisty. I haven't seen her wrestle, but I have seen her box.
>> Let's go.
>> Oh, that's Izzy money. I bring home at least $15 to $2,000 a night in my boo. And uh I've always been a sexist one in the family.
>> We got to see the rest of your family.
>> Do you think she's related to Joey, bro? Yeah, she does look a little bit like Joey Bro, as a matter of fact. Who is this man speaking for her? I'm not sure what's going on here.
>> In 2015, I deployed to Djibouti, Africa at Camp Lemonir, and on the airfield of Camp Leman airfield.
>> I saw an egg-shaped white UFO land and take off. And out the back came a giant purple slug alien. And in the cockpit was a black humanoid creature. I'm about to show you illustrations of what I saw and how it took off and the visuals of what it looked like in the far distance. This is
>> what the [ __ ] What is happening,
>> bro? That is ET right there.
>> What in the walked down the stairs and then waved its arms. It had flipper-l like arms and then got all bugeyed on me. It had a black American flag and bluish fl. So, it had an American flag,
>> right?
>> Well, so what's what's the problem?
>> Yeah, it's not extra for extra.
>> They're American.
>> When you turn fat into muscle,
>> apparently you buy orthopedic shoes before. Look at those shoes real quick. What kind of souls are on those?
>> Yeah.
>> Soul crushing. Those look like they're made in a wood shop somewhere. But, uh, the setup here is he's got some very decayed, termiteinfested wood that basically an infant could break if it fell on it. And he's going to tell us how strong he is.
>> You know, freaking playing around. Watch.
>> I don't think he is playing around. And that's the scary thing.
>> Yeah, he's into it.
>> Is he just like a guest at this house or is he a homeowner? I mean, does he really have the capability of keeping plants alive and like having lawn furniture? I mean, this guy seems like he's probably on the spectrum.
>> Oh, he's for sure special. He's in a Ninja Turtle shirt. He's got a tattoo on his arm, though. And he's
>> They'll tattoo anybody.
>> They will too. They'll tattoo retards.
>> Yeah.
>> Let's go.
>> That's what happened.
>> He is wearing a Ninja Turtle shirt.
>> Did you see him hit himself in the head?
>> I did.
>> I mean, I'm still looking at him thinking he's in a neighborhood. I mean, he's not renting a trailer or he's not like under a bridge somewhere doing this house. Lowkey shout out to the termites. He wrote pure dark oak. Day in school or this could be you. Clearly Jake Paul's next line.
>> A
>> that's that's not wrong.
>> Jesus Christ. That's Jason Bourne.
>> Yeah. Jason Bourne. Gay. Chill. My girlfriend is on here.
>> He wrote I didn't know. I will tone it down.
>> The creator.
>> Now the thing is do you think he really meant that or does he have a sense of humor? or like he knows this guy's clearly trolling him. What girl's name gives you a red flag?
>> It's got to be Lisa.
>> Lisa.
>> This is hor.
>> The crazy thing is is this video goes on for 6 hours.
>> Has to be Lisa.
>> And this guy did it all in 6 hours just by walking in a oneb block area.
>> It's ridiculous. They're all paid actors.
>> Definitely Lisa.
>> Lisa.
>> Lisa. What girl's name instantly gives you a red flag?
>> Lisa. She's a [ __ ] goes back and gives you a red flag.
>> It's got to be Lisa.
>> Wow. So, it doesn't really go on for 6 hours. It's 3 and 1/2 hours long. And the guy did go four blocks radius, so he was able to, you know, he had to get out of his immediate circle to find more Lisa haters, but I don't feel that way. And um I'm sorry that you had to sit through that, but you're a good sport.
>> Yeah. Make sure you guys like, share, and subscribe so we can get more and more followers. We'd appreciate that.
>> All right. Why do we need that? cuz it's fun.
>> It is fun making fun of retards. Um, but hey, listen guys, thanks for tuning in. I'm Rodney. This is Lisa V. And remember, as always, God loves you and so do we. Peace.
>> Peace.