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Charlie, >> I just realized it's rare you ever don't have a hat on. You're like Joe. >> We've already talked about this. >> What? >> We've already talked about this. We have to go down that hole again or what? >> Joe, for like two episodes, you didn't wear a hat. >> I usually It's If we stopped doing the mornings, I would stop wearing hats.
>> What's up, guys? Welcome back to a new episode. >> This is because I just got out of bed and I don't feel like taking a shower at 6:00 a.m. Why are we doing this so early? Uh because on Sunday when we normally film, we're filming on a Friday right now. Pretty exciting stuff. Not only is if you film on a Friday now the whole weekend's going to seem longer because normally you pod and you you're like that's true. That's true. >> Yeah. We have like a long weekend to enjoy. >> It's my 1year anniversary. >> Not that I don't like coming Sundays, but some Sunday morning I'm like Saturday night when I'm >> getting lit, >> scheduling my alarm and I'm like about to wake up at 7 for a podcast on Sunday. >> Yeah. >> The day of the week shouldn't matter when you wake up. It does. >> Like you're I feel like I wake up the same time. >> I prefer the late pods. >> I would almost rather come at 7:00 p.m. >> What? >> I would come at 3 or 4. >> Anytime. Yeah. >> Sh came at 15, bro. >> I go I go to sleep at like 8:30. >> Oh, that was a goddamn joke. >> What? >> Oh, yeah. That was good. >> I made an ejaculation. No. Okay. Um, well, you know what? I just want it. I want to take a quick second and just say thank you guys for coming today and also just thanks for showing up to this pod because you don't have to even though I think I'm you know we're we're keeping Joe relevant on the internet. Anyone can talk about whatever. I appreciate you guys coming.
>> One day we'll get decent ad checks. You know >> someday for that >> if Joe would let us do ads on the show. >> I already said I was open as long as it's a good brand and I like them. >> What's good brand? I don't know. >> So, we have to vent. We So, we you pay us. >> You want to pay the pod? >> Hell no. >> We should just start doing anaka alfleet >> 3D. >> What am I chopping? >> No one's buying [ __ ] cabinets on this podcast. >> Cabinets. >> Are you local to Houston? >> How would you do that? >> Do you need cabinets? We just start talking. We break it up and start talking. You know, we can just honestly we can just do that. We don't have to ask >> hang some clothes >> or like a >> Yeah, but we can talk about the brands all you want. >> I have an announcement. Citrus Frost White three available on Amazon right now on Amazon. Like a dream cycle. >> It's uh No, it's like a everyday drinkable flavor. It's the best one. >> You should come out with more colors of those shorts. Like I love those shorts. I wear those shorts every day. >> I I'll get you more. I got a lot. >> Like I have to like wash them like every day. >> I'm also going to get you the power compression. They're fantastic. >> See, look at this. This is This is basically what you get. It's organic. Black Friday, November 17th. >> That's coming up. >> Yeah. When are you doing yours? >> Uh, November, probably mid mid November. >> Yeah, it's like November 16th. >> No, >> we're doing it. We get uh the warehouse is like if you do November 17th, we will we will get all your [ __ ] out like in days instead of like clogging it up. So, we're like deal. >> Oh, you're still like we're getting like 50% off. Yeah. With the 3PL if we do it a few days early. So, I'm like done. Yeah, >> saving money. Speaking of saving money, I got this little tool here. >> I thought we could all see who has the greatest grip strength. >> I just did that at the Olympia. >> Um, also my hand. >> So, you're just going to have to squeeze this onehanded. Okay. As hard as you can and then show someone what the number is so you're not lying. Say the number and then what it is. Okay. I'll go last. >> Okay. >> You're going to win. >> Why am I going to win? >> Cuz you have weird deadlift strength. I've seen this before. >> Do you think I'm the strongest guy? I almost we've done this before and I think you beat me. >> I almost popped my neck pain when I did that last one. >> Oh, is that is that intense? >> Well, I like grab my hand. >> It always hurts my hand. >> No, just just out front one. Just squeeze and then the next person just hit start. >> All right. Ready? All right, Charlie. >> So, what do I do? Just grab it. >> Grab it. One hand and just like I mean really squeeze it as hard as you can. >> You can't hold your other hand. >> What do I do? >> Let go. >> Reset. Reset. Reset. >> Okay, let me do it again. Let me do it again. When do I report the time or the number? You can grab your form. >> Yeah. Just like just whatever you stop squeezing as hard as you can. Ready, set. >> Wait, wait, wait. I'm not ready. Wait. Okay. So, >> don't touch it with your other hand. >> Just squeeze it as hard as you can. >> All right. >> Don't hold it. Just squeeze it. >> All right. All right. >> I'm going to 120. >> It's going to turn off. I I think I got like one, >> bro. Just squeeze it. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. So, on. Okay. No. Wait. It was already good. >> Oh, [ __ ] My bad. One more time. One more time. God, bro. >> I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I just don't want to like >> You're good. Just [ __ ] Spongebob. >> I don't want to underperform. >> All right. >> Stop. >> Okay. All right. All right. Can I go? Can I go out? >> Yeah. >> Oh, [ __ ] It slipped. I had I just put on lotion. I just put on lotion. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. >> God. Bro. >> Just ate popcorn. >> Oh. >> All right. >> All right. Really? Really get into it. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. One hand. >> You can put your hand on it. You don't have to like >> Yeah. Yeah. But when it's when it's ready, I can take it off, right? Just squeeze it. >> Oh, okay. Yeah, >> but my grip is not going to be strong. I just I just I just ran, bro. >> You running with your [ __ ] hands? I >> can turn off. >> All right. All right. All right. I'm ready for real, >> bro. All right. >> Squeeze it. >> This not good. >> What are you doing, bro? >> Okay. Okay. What's the number? What's the number? >> What are you doing? >> 121. [ __ ] >> That's good. That's good. That's >> I wanted to get 130. >> Well, no. I had my hand here. >> Okay. >> Oh, >> you got what? Did he get 121? >> 1212.6. >> Okay, that's good. >> Damn, that one was I almost passed out. >> Oh, dude. I'm I'm slipping. >> Hold on. >> We only get one try, bro. >> Yeah, but I 127.8. >> Damn. >> I'm a [ __ ] >> bro. My hands are slippery, though. >> I didn't feel good. >> Yeah, it hurt. >> So 121 127. What do you What do you Just hit on. I just hit on and it reset. >> Ow. Kind of hurt. >> 128, [ __ ] >> Wow. >> You already got practice. >> All right, before he goes. 131. >> You think you think I'm going to win? >> 140. >> I know. You have weird You have like freaky >> I think I'm going to let you guys down. >> Yeah, you got dad strength now. 140. >> That's true. All right. Ready? Here we go. [Music] [Laughter] Whoa. 116. >> 116. >> Wait on my hand. >> No. One try. One try. Winner. Winner. >> Just [Music] >> 125. >> I take it back. I don't know. I thought, >> you know, I'm not going to lie. The Bro, Max, just saw it the first time. I got 131. [ __ ] 100 11. Come on, >> Max. You're turning colors over there. >> Once dude, I think this is I think y'all messed it up. >> Five five years ago, you would have beat you would have won. >> I totally expected you to. I bet if we were standing up like if you were doing it like this way, I bet you win. If I was >> Yeah, I'm honestly not position at the end of the pod because when I did it at I have one at home and I definitely get higher numbers if you stand up and put it by your side. >> Why Why would anyone keep that? >> Is it true that you can grip it harder medical to like like check like arthritis and stuff? Like I think they use it for like older people to like test their grip strength. >> But also >> um although y'all probably look at me and think that I'm god tier strength, I uh >> like I would lose to probably every single one of you at arm wrestling. >> I would I think I would win arm wrestling. >> Really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I hurt myself one time I did that. I'm down to try. >> I'm always w I'm always worried like my bones just going to be like You ever see those videos where like someone's arm wrestling and just like >> like >> Yeah. >> snapping it up. Hey, we got to talk about uh >> uh review the last comments in the last pie. >> Charlie won his bet against me. So now we're even. >> I'm not going to lie. I I have like a Russell's a great >> point. I'm like, yo, like Russell's fantastic. >> Why? Why is that? >> He's just great. I'm like insecure. I'm like, damn. Took my spot. He's way better than >> Russell doesn't talk a lot. >> See, I think you just got to like >> But you don't talk a lot either. >> I don't talk a lot either. I mean, >> you just got to get involved. >> The com the comments love both both of them. >> I'm coming in on this one more, you know? I'm like got to redeem my spot. >> You I will say you and Russell's banter's funny. Like y'all y'all just make me laugh. I don't know why >> Russell doesn't really talk that much. I know, but it's just like the looks and [ __ ] gets you like >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Uh, wait. What's the bet this weekend? >> I haven't looked at anything. I was Today's Friday research. >> Yeah, I haven't done my research. >> They were saying like there y'all were like calling out players that are no long Russ was wrong on that one. He >> he he left the Patriots and >> he called out Mac. Jones. Mac. Jones doesn't play for the Patriots anymore. It's strictly >> How could y'all be so into sports and get like apparently this like very generalized information wrong? >> I'll give you this real quick. So, I told you my my old roommate talked [ __ ] to you about the Broncos. But he did then back up that all of your actual bets, like your spreads were all right. >> Yeah. >> Like he was like, "What you said on the pod was wrong, but your bets are solid." And he start following his bets. >> I know. >> So, he backed you up. >> Thanks. Thanks, Joe. Fred, >> bets I just lost seven grand playing blackjack. >> Uh, I'm betting in the stock market at the moment. I said, >> "No, Dom, I was with Dom when he got you hooked." >> Oh, yeah. I'm going to I I put a separate account out and I'm trying to 10x it. We can talk about this later, but did you make a different >> What does 10x mean? It means 10x. No, >> you just click add account. >> Is that okay? I kept saying error when I tried that. >> How do you add new account? >> No, I didn't know if you like made a whole separate Robin Hood. >> What do you mean by betting in the market? Like you're you're day trading. >> Day trading. >> I'm day trading for 30 minutes in the morning. >> Yeah. >> I my my goal. You know what? We we can we can keep this this uh we can keep this. >> Just give it a number. But how much did you put in? >> I'm going to tell you exactly. >> What do you get into? >> I put in [ __ ] >> I put in $10,000 in this new account. Okay. >> I thought it was 100. >> Oh, no. I'm not that ballsy, dude. My goal is to turn this 10,000 into 100,000. Okay. For I'm I'm going to day trade for 45 minutes in the morning from 6:00 to 6:45 a.m. That's all I do. Well, let you want to hear the journey. I started at 3 days ago. Start at 10,000. Next uh as of two one one day later down to 8,400. Okay. >> Sick. Next day back up 10,400. Yesterday down to 7,000 this morning up to 10,500. I made 50% this morning. I went from seven I made I made I made like three grand on seven grand uh in like 20 minutes. >> I'm up $5394. >> Nice. I saw you're going to be the I saw a meme the other day. I was like, "How do I explain this to my account?" And it was like 485 trades this year and he's up like 30 bucks. >> I We're on this journey. We're on this journey. So each week I'll tell you what I'm at. And the goal is when I get to when I get because I'm going to easily obviously 10x this. It's going be no problem, bro. When I take this 10K to 100K, >> you start a course. >> How about this? When I take the 10K to 100K on this podcast, I'm going to treat us to a 100 n I'm going take my investment back 10,000 maybe minus taxes. Okay. I will treat us >> to a after taxes where if I make a 100red on 90 be profit 90 short-term capital gain >> I will treat us to a 45 grand experience. >> How about that? >> 4500. >> No >> grand 45,000. >> Oh >> 45,000 you 100. >> That'll be my treat to you guys. Or I'll lose all of it. >> What does a $45,000 experience look like? >> Um well I already took you on one. Yeah, I was I was going to say I feel like >> Oh, yeah. I'll just be like it's this February. >> Um, speaking of stocks, >> I I I just don't >> I just so much rather hand that off and like >> not spend my time. >> I just so much rather blow that on blackjack. >> Yeah. >> No, no, no, no. What I'm doing is not financial advisor stuff. I would not financially advise anyone to do to do what I'm doing. >> So, what's the point? What's the purpose of doing that? >> I'm gambling. >> Oh, so day trading is gambling. >> Yes. Yeah. >> I don't I wouldn't say it's gambling because gambling is a true gamble. >> I'll tell you this. I'm not looking at any >> like sport betting. Like it's like educated gambling. Like you're getting the news on the company. Someone knows. >> No, I'm doing >> He doesn't but someone does. >> Okay, here's the exact situation. What I'm doing is imagine I want to get into sports betting and I just go, "Hey, tell me what to bet on this week." And you go, "Okay, bro." And then you tell me and I either win or lose. That's And I don't do any >> So educated. Someone on Discord is like at least somewhat looking into this. If you're playing roulette, you literally have a [ __ ] 49%, you know? Like there's no you can't research and get good at roulette. Like >> I will say in the last pod, we had a I'd say about a 15 minute at most, but 10 10 to 15 minute conversation on the stock market and I had like a bunch of comments that were really stoked about like that talk more about finances. I had like four that was like >> way too much stock talk. That was the most boring talk in the entire world. I'm like, "Guys, if y'all are between the age of 20 and 35 and 10 minutes of stock market talk made you so angry, like so bored, you really need to you should really look in more into stocks because that like that tells that stresses me out. You should care. You should care a lot about like a 10-minute conversation of dudes talking about it because uh you should know it. I'm just going to say that." >> Yeah, I feel like I need to know it better. You don't have to like I I will say you just should just know every every single day when the news is on in the morning and it's the same thing. Everyone's just like reviewing what happened for the is it up or down, you know? >> Yeah. >> Like is it up? Is it down? >> I I I want to learn more more about it once I get through this house sale. For sure. >> I do too, but like I wouldn't play with I mean I don't have money like you. I'd be like I need a million. >> You don't know my financial situation. >> I need a million to play with. That's my problem. >> I would I wouldn't be like, "Oh, give me 10K." I'd be like, "No, give me a million." >> Yeah. >> I I'm That's a problem. >> Well, yeah, that that is a >> that's a problem. >> Well, I mean, I would just I I'm more interested in >> Maybe 100K. >> Yeah. I'd more interested in putting my money into like what we talked about last time, like long-term, >> right? >> Yeah. But that's not You're not really gambling there. >> Well, I don't want to gamble. >> No, I know. Like, that's >> I don't normally gamble. This is a new thing. The $10,000 account, that's like some side quest that I'm I like bet on. I I find these little stocks. I buy them. I get in the shower, I get out of the shower and get dressed and either go [ __ ] or I go, "Yes." Or you go, "Ah, I'm I'm up 20%. Should I take my profits?" Nah, I think it'll go up to 100 in the next five minutes. >> It usually doesn't, but >> it's going to be a nice journey, guys. And then we can all enjoy it together after taxes, of course. Um, Shie's comment about his uh story as a child was a big fan favorite. >> I It was just real life experience. I'm glad I'm glad I'm glad everyone resonated with that. There's a lot of people that were like >> Christian, what was the first time that you learned about uh what happens if you touch your hoo-ha? >> Well, it's not a hoo-ha. I was watching Scooby-Doo. >> What? >> Yeah. >> What? >> Whoa. >> Wait, the show. >> Dany. >> Yeah, bro. >> The cartoon version. Yeah. Well, I kind of give him that cartoon. >> You knew that way too quick. You're like, "Oh, first I remember. I remember." >> I used to think Pocahontas was hot. >> Yeah. >> So, I can see that. Yeah. Like the cartoon. >> I think we're glazing over Christians that like So, that was the first time you t How old were you? >> Like six. >> Oh, no. >> Seven. >> This is honestly So, I'm >> Wait, are we talking about the same? >> No. No, he is. And I'm I'm going to years back up here. No, that was about I was actually a little thrown off when you said it was like seventh grade. That's why I thought it was way. >> Yeah, seventh grade is late. >> It's really late. >> I think that's extremely late. >> It is not normal for a six-year-old to learn. >> 100%. No, it's not. >> Seven maybe. >> I would say he's not saying Yeah, I would say that was about Yeah, >> you were 6 years old. >> Yeah, probably. >> I was a young kid >> and honestly too much information once I figured it out was like >> what can I use? Yeah, honestly it's like >> seven years in this house. >> Joe's putting bags of jelly in between the couch coach. >> I was a little degenerate. >> By 2031, >> you'll already be >> Yeah, >> bro. Seventh grade, like again, I don't want to I don't want to like expose too much, but like seventh grade we were like, >> you're like doing stuff with girls at that point. Like this is my virginity. I was like in ninth grade. >> All right. All right. We don't need >> from 9th grade to seven years old. Seventh being your first time? >> I was >> not seventh grade. Seven years old. >> No, he's saying seventh grade was the first time he >> That sounds about right. >> No. >> Yeah. >> No, seventh grade. >> Y'all weirdos watching tail spin and Daffy Duck, bro. >> Seven years old. Daffany, >> y'all are disgusting, honestly. >> Get off my podcast. >> Uh, Christian, it's been a while since you've been on here, bro. Tell us what's been going on. >> Uh, it was in Vegas for 9 days. Too long. very different than when when we would go. The Olympia is uh not not necessarily our crowd anymore >> cuz we're too old. >> Yeah, >> 100%. >> You got that gauge? >> Yeah, I got it. Yeah, that was the first time I kind of felt like that. >> How did you What did How did you feel like what did you >> um >> What was the moment you're like, I'm too old. >> Well, it was also college weekend this weekend when we like went and did all the stuff with the clubs and all that. And so that just made me feel like walking to the table. I've never felt so >> like at the club. >> Yeah. There at the pool. We went to a pool party the next day. All college night, college day. >> You really felt that old? Like >> Yeah. Yeah. Cuz it was literally like young 20s everywhere only. >> They don't know how old you are. >> Yeah. I just these bags I don't look at anymore, bro. It's different. But uh No, Vegas was good. A lot of time there. A lot of lot money lost. How how did you So you went in blackjack and you just put it down. You're like and it's gone. >> No, I played for like four days was down a few thousand then I was up like 500 then down and then I just went down a dark hole and just lost it all. >> Man, you should have I was watch I knew that you were there during this time but like the WNBA playoffs was going on. You would have just thrown down 7K on the on the aces to win >> on his bets. >> You would have won like 7K, >> bro. If you would have just thrown down money on the team that would have won that you bet on, you would have won. I'm not trying to be like that [ __ ] guy, but like >> who who bets on WNBA? >> Oh, I mean, yeah, but it would be it would be like much more of like a >> Yeah, I enjoyed playing, you know. >> Yeah, I know. >> Like I'm the guy that like without anyone else playing with me, I'll just like if I'm going up to my room, I'll stop by the blackjack table. >> Blackjack table. >> I'm actually I respect your only down as much cuz you spent nine days there. >> Yeah. Well, I was going to pull five and then last minute I was like, I'll just pull seven. >> That's kind of crazy. Was it like a seven at once kind of thing? >> It was like I I had about four left and then I lost four in one night. >> Oh, you just went crazy. >> Yeah. >> Like at the end I was like, "Ah, [ __ ] it. 2,000." >> That's the problem. Did you get to a point where it's like I can't I can't lose 10 hands in a row. So you start bend Yeah, you can. >> I can win it all back. I'm able to I'll keep doubling it until I until I get it back and >> you don't have enough to double anymore. Yeah. I know what happens. >> My most recent success story was I went to Lake Charles uh what is it called? Golden Nugget. >> Gold Nugget. turned 250 to like 3100. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> Doing what? >> Uh roulette. >> Really lucky. >> It was pretty cool. >> But that was like >> Did you hit any numbers or just like red and black? >> I just kept doing odds. >> And I was doing like I think I was doing like odds and blacks or some [ __ ] like that. I was I mean it was weird. I was just like really locked in that day. >> Roulette or craps. The dice or the little ball on the wheel? >> The ball on the wheel. >> Okay. >> I've never played >> I've never played craps, but I really want to cuz everyone seems like they have a really good time over there. That's always where everyone's like screaming and like which one they like like throw the dice. That's craps. No, but I'm saying like that's always like when you like are a casino they're like screaming, everyone's going crazy. Like I need to learn how to >> I think it's kind of the same thing. You bet on like what dice you're going to hit and then Yeah. >> Seems like fun. >> We stayed at the wind. Y'all stay at the wind. >> Yeah, wind's nice. >> I'm an Arya kind of guy. >> I think I like Arya. >> I really like the Arya. >> When Wind's cool if you if you're doing anything at the sphere cuz it's like connected to the >> Bro, I like But it's really far away from >> I'll never forget when we went in 2016 together for ghost. Oh, I was at the same I was at the same club that I I like looked around and I was like, "This is where us three took a shredded photo." >> Yeah. Yeah. >> We were out there. >> That was 10 years ago almost. >> I remember walking in and like walking out super like, you know, whatever. And then just seeing the same things that it was like dja vu. I literally told whoever I was like, "This is deja vu." >> And it made me feel even older. >> 10 years ago. I remember that photo at the pool party >> and they had like chicken tenders. Yeah, >> the chicken tenders were there again. >> Same chicken tenders. >> I think you can still go have fun at pool parties when you're No. In your 30s. >> No, no, no. I literally sat in one spot. >> Every time we were at these pool parties, the the dudes that were like buying all the tables were our age. >> Yeah. But didn't you kind of judge them a little bit? >> Not when they were buying the tables. >> No, not when they were cool. But I mean, we used to go to like clay every week and I remember like looking at like the 35 40-y old dudes like, "What are you all doing here?" >> I can't I can't I'm glad that I'll never be 35. >> Well, it was like it was like go like start a family. Like, what are you all doing at the [ __ ] club? >> Bro, do you remember they're like the like 80-year-old dude that was there every single night? Like, I thoroughly enjoyed those days. >> Oh, so did I. >> But I don't have any desire to do it again. >> Like, I have no desire now to Hell no. >> If you're ever like, "Dude, do you feel like you wasted so much like just time, energy, money, like going to the clubs?" Like, I had a great time. >> I had a great time. >> Great time. >> A lot of stories. A lot of good memories for sure. >> Name one. >> I mean, [ __ ] Every time you threw up. >> You threw up every single weekend. Mine would be picking Max up out of the bushes in the Cayman's. >> Yeah, that was >> I remember the Cayman's was fun, too. I can't really remember much, but >> that was those are fun trips. >> Great trips. >> Yeah. >> Great trips. >> Hey, but now everyone's on their health grind. Speaking of which, >> Christian is now putting SPF. >> Yeah. >> Moisturizing. Yeah. >> So, it took a medical professional versus your friend. >> I just had to see my my my skin grade. So, my age is the same. So, my skin age is 32. I'm 32. >> But the SPF or like uh whatever sunspots, you know, it's like zero to 100%. >> I was like 19% on that one. Yeah. I was like, >> you did a point, what is it called? >> It's like the scan, >> like the body scan where it tells you how old you are. >> Face scan. It was like if you takes photos and then just like does eight different uh skin tests and I was like 80 percentile, >> 85 percentile, 19 percentile. >> But where do you go? uh relive downtown. >> Yeah, >> he's not as oily even with the sunscreen. >> He's still pretty nice. >> His skin looks a lot better today. >> He's fresh into the give a little bit the oil. >> I noticed the first two wrinkles the other day after I got that. I was at the airport with the harsh lighting. When you're in the restroom, the harsh lighting, I looked and I was like, "Wait, what the fuck?" >> Botox up next. Wrinkles, man. >> Would you do We've already done Botox. Would you do >> I think I think keeps asking me to go do Botox. I don't really want to. >> Hey, I'll be the No, my forehead. I make a lot of faces. I just think I would because I work out so much and sweat so much. I feel like it would go away quick. >> Yeah. >> So, it's like >> your hair looks good. >> Thanks, bro. >> It does look good. It's coming in fast. >> It's coming in hard. >> But you're going to keep it shaved, >> I think. So, >> you don't know yet? For like at least the next 6 months, I'll keep it like no longer than that. >> Maybe a little longer up top, but I'm just going to keep doing the same cut for you while it like thickens up. >> You look older like but in like a mature way. Not like >> I know you just try to say you want to be >> you look like a mature like you just look like a man. >> Yeah. I don't think I can go back to the swoop, you know. I'm too old. Hey, um speaking of health stuff, I'm doing me and Taylor are doing this thing at the end of the month. Um we're going to get like essentially like an MRI, but it's this like company that you It's basically like a a MRI for like the for the average consumer type of thing. Average. >> Average. >> So, it's this it's this body body scale. It's an MRI machine, but you go in, it's like uh two two grand, like 2500 bucks for each person to do it. And it essentially I mean it for >> each person >> for each person. >> That's half of your [ __ ] betting money. >> Not when I go to 100K, bro. But >> I'm too scared. >> I know. But it's literally MRI and it'll basically I mean it'll it can detect >> like tumors the size of like a pee anywhere. It it can detect like it can it can like it basically just checks for every like illness that like a X-ray could possibly see like um you know thyroid, liver, I mean everything. Um so it's pretty exciting stuff. kind of scary, I guess. But I used to be in the mindset, you know, oh, I'd rather not know that, especially get older and you got people like care about you and stuff like I I'd rather even though it sucks, like I'd want to know something's wrong and like be able to actively do it. >> So, >> question once I get it, I'll >> have any of you all ever gotten a prostate exam? >> Not yet. 40. >> Uh, it's 40 like a >> I'm just wondering. I mean, you're you're talking about getting everything checked. Why don't you get that checked? >> Why is that funny? Because because it's not because it's not like you don't need to do it yet. >> You don't need to get a full body scan. >> I mean, while you're like while I'm in here, you know what I'm saying? Go ahead. >> It's gonna it's going to suck. >> Yeah. Well, we all have to >> run through my family, too. So, I got to definitely do it. >> I started uh >> I started um uh peptides. >> No, you didn't. >> I did. I swear. I swear it's in my next video. It's It's in my vlog going up. I Today will be the third day of injections. >> What? >> Yeah. >> What kind? Um, >> what? >> Yeah, I'll tell you, dude. I >> That's [ __ ] weird. >> Hold on. What? No, it's not. >> Did you go there or they give them to you? >> No, they they ship them to my >> What made you like >> He's not a [ __ ] >> I don't even know what I don't even know what peptides are. Yeah. >> What made you start that? >> Um >> Um, so I am taking uh Oh, I'm not I got to find out which ones they are. >> What? >> Yes, actually. No. So, and this I've never injected myself ever. And so, >> you're not natty anymore. >> Do you think that I'm not natty? >> I mean, nah. >> That's nasty. >> Yeah. It's like a mineral, right? >> Hold on. What? Okay, here we go. Okay, I'm taking BPC157. >> I've heard of that, but I don't know what it does. >> TB500. That's great. >> And KPV. >> Yeah, that's all great. >> What are those for? >> Well, see, do you know what peptides are? >> Yeah, I do. >> What are they? It's a little shy you injecting yourself to make your body better. >> But what are they? >> Minerals. >> Amino acids, right? Brand. Yeah. Yeah. The branch chain amino acids which are what? >> Compounds >> which are said they're already in the body. The building blocks of protein. >> Yeah. >> Um so yeah. So I'm taking these things the ones that the stack that I'm doing. They say that the the BPV and the T the TB500 and the BPC, they call it the Wolverine stack. Okay. And it's for like muscle, it's for like joint health, uh joint repair. There's like gut health, uh like inflammation. It's like literally like muscle like regenerative. >> I have to do that one five days a week. >> Five days on, two days off for 10 weeks. My first cycle. >> 10 weeks. Yeah. It's like not forever to stay on it. >> No. No. You're doing like cycles. So, um, Taylor injected me the first day and then I did myself. I've never done that. But the needle is like really t like like Yeah. Like Joe Weiner small like really and you don't even feel it. >> Why the [ __ ] did I catch a stray? >> Cool. >> What is it called? So when you do you do subq >> subcutaneous. >> What's the other one? KV. >> KPV. >> KPV. I don't know what that one is. >> Do any of these help with muscle growth? >> No. >> KPV anti-inflammatory gut healing. TB500 systemic repair repair and healing BPC157 injury repair gut health tissue healing extremely common almost a starter peptide and you're probably like Max what research did you do to like decide that peptides because before you start injecting yourself >> and relive right >> well I had you know clinic suggest it and then I have a lot of people that I personally know that take it that are like really more into that kind of stuff than I am. So, I'm kind of like, "All right, you've done research." Like, my brother, who's a huge like I don't call him a health snob, but he's just like really into like health stuff of whether it's good or bad for you. He's super for it. His wife is a nurse, super for it. Um, and then a lot of I mean, I don't know if this is good, but a lot of like bigname people, Joe Rogan, a lot of these other I don't know if he's best person to like I don't know what all thing he takes, but like um just I don't know. I heard a lot of good things about it. I'm kind of like good enough for me. No, I went I think I'm starting like the same exact thing because Relive was like they recommended that. I was like, "Yeah, sure." >> Are there any side effects? >> Uh being getting too jacked and too cool. No, I don't I don't think so. But >> I think with paths, um maybe I I might not be right on this, but I'm I'm kind of just scared of them because I don't know. I feel like they just came around, right? >> I I'm lowering my test again. They're relatively new. Yeah. Yeah. >> I'm lowering it to 80. But even like at at 100, it was still kind of coming in too high. >> It was too high. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> So, I'm going down to 80 milligrams. >> I would just I mean, if you can come off of it. >> I'm trying to come off. >> Yeah. I'm I've been off for >> I'm trying to come off. I'm trying not to mess my sperm up >> cuz right now it's like really good. >> So, I might just like been doctor's like I told him down and get off. >> Yeah. >> Charlie, do you think you're shrinking? >> I am. >> You're looking like >> You do look skinny. >> Smaller. Your legs look a little thinner. >> Yeah, I mean >> that's cuz he runs every single day. >> I am shrinking. But honestly, >> you took your hat off and like I just saw like your face and it's all vlog. I was like >> I was like, bro, do you need some food? >> Do you need You're Are you trying to be 163 like me, bro? >> Bro, I'm cramming cuz I I'm like so dehydrated. >> When y'all were dogging me on my weight, by the way. >> Okay, there's two things that have happened on this podcast that I guess carries over into my other Yeah. which they normally didn't. When Joe called me out for sponsorships, I never gotten comments on my videos about sponsors or anything. And then for the next like [ __ ] month every time I do a sponsor joke, like nothing but these comments about sponsors and I'm like, "Bro, that never happened." And then when y'all called me out of my weight, I post pictures of Charlie and I have so many people they're like, "Bro, pretty soon it's going to be be bigger than you." Like they're like only 150 lbs until he's your weight. Bro, >> that's hilarious. >> I didn't clarify though when I said I was 163. I'm 163 pounds of muscle. >> Okay. >> And that's >> You should You should at least gain 20 more pounds, man. >> Okay, no problem, dude. >> At least. >> I mean, I'm already in doing peptides. I figured why I'm just going to start test. >> I'll start test. >> Bro, I really don't want to start this medication for this like esophagus thing, but like yesterday I had another little >> That show up Damn. Will that show up in your scan? You're doing this? >> Well, when I got my blood work, it said my einaphils were like of a good um good level, but I'm kind of like trying a bunch of other things. Like I'm tweaking things in my diet. I don't know if the vitamins are going to help, but like vitamins, even the peptides. I'm maybe I'm being ignorant to like something that isn't going to get repaired by simple things. Um but I'm tweaking things to try to like improve it, but I I don't I don't know if it's going to get improved. >> I would just get on the medicine in like a month and a half or two. Yeah, I'm supposed to get scheduled for another like endoscopy to see if like because I'm supposed to have been on the medication. So, you're supposed to see if it was like reacting well. Get another endoscopy to see if this like is sonofaphil like white blood. >> Will the scan like red flag your esophagus? >> Maybe. I don't know. Um >> Well, if it doesn't >> Yeah. If it does, >> scan's probably BS. >> Well, that's for like cancer stuff. >> I don't I I don't know. Well, no, because because the the esophagus things, you have to take like a biopsy, like scrape the esophagus to find out if the like theaphils, which are white blood cells, I think. Um, like the buildup. But like yesterday, I'm going to start documenting them of like what I was eating, what time, how long the thing was. Like yesterday, I was eating ground turkey and rice, two bites in, I was like, >> how long does that last? >> That one was like five minutes. >> You can't breathe. I I can breathe, but it's like basically imagine like you're you're you're eating food. It's almost like you ate a huge bite or something and you're like, "Oh, I shouldn't have taken a large bite." But like I I'll be eating small. And it gets it feels like it gets to like the bottom of kind of your throat and it just feels like it's like stuck. And for a while I was like, "Oh man, it feels like it's like not going all the way like down." And it was just like it felt like it was sticking right here. So then you're like, "Oh, let me take a sip of water." And you take a sip of water, but then there's like that's in there. So like the water doesn't it doesn't do what you think it's going to do like of like pushing the food down and it then like the water just basically or the drink you it doesn't swallow. So then you kind of like like and you like spit the water or drink back up and you're just kind of like waiting for it to >> and then I I can feel once it passes to the point where I'm like oh I can start eating or drinking again but I know exactly and then during that period of time it's like hard for me to like talk or focus on anything. like focusing on this and then it sucks and it's kind of like embarrassing when I'm out like with people because people be like, "Oh, like why aren't you eating?" I'm like, "I can't like I can't then I can't talk about like what's going on." Then if I start talking then it's like it's just like this whole thing. So it's like a a really like awkward situation that I get in when it happens. >> Yeah, that sounds uncomfortable. It happened with Taylor's family like two months ago and I went to the bathroom but and I have to go to the bathroom and stand there for like 15 minutes and then they're all stressed out and I come back and I was still wasn't finished and I had to go back and I'm then you have to explain to people what's going on then no one understands what's going on. You're like >> that's such a weird I've never heard of that before. >> I've been getting ads for it. >> The dupex >> randomly I've been getting ads for the drug that they Yeah. I don't know why. >> Wow. >> Like I just see commercials. Is it a common thing like >> the when I talked about it on my social media so for anyone listening to this I apparently I have this thing called eoe sonophilic esophagitis something um where basically there's inflammation like buildup which maybe the peptides inflammation I don't know uh there's like buildup in my esophagus and kind of like scar tissue almost and then when it happens there's like blockage but a lot of the problem is I talked about on my YouTube and then I
Have everyone essentially being a doctor, and they're like, "It's because of this, it's because of this, it's because of this." No, it's not because of this, it's because of this. And I'm like, "Or it's not like I don't know."
So, um, >> "Well, based on the ads I've been getting, a lot of side effects."
>> "That's with every medication."
>> "There's, there's about a 30-second."
>> "Well, this, the Dupexin, it's like potentially like, like brittle bones or like."
>> "There's a lot."
He said, "A lot," and I'm like, >> "Bro, that's crazy that your grip strength has decreased so much. I really would have thought."
>> "Me being able to squeeze something harder than."
>> "You've always had, you've always had good grip."
>> "Let's clarify something."
>> "Me."
>> "I'm worried about you."
>> "The, the grip of me like squeezing aggressively is different than me being able to hold something for a long period of time."
>> "I don't think so, bro. You've always just had a strong grip."
>> "I promise I can hold something heavy for an extremely long time."
>> "How long do you think you could just like dead hang off a bar?"
>> "Probably."
>> "That's Jeff Nipper just did this uh test and."
>> "I think it's a lot harder than you think."
>> "That's a lot harder than you think."
>> "I would mentally give up before I'd probably figure like, like a minute."
>> "What?"
>> "Yeah."
>> "I think a minute's a long time."
>> "I think I've done like 90 seconds."
>> "Yeah, 90 seconds is like normal."
>> "I don't think I could do 90 seconds."
>> "With chalk, almost two. Do you remember having to do the flexed arm hang where you had to like."
>> "Got a lot of weight to hold yourself up? A stupid thing."
>> "But I've seen people that do challenges is usually."
>> "You don't look that skinny, bro. You look, you look shredded."
>> "Thanks. Yeah."
>> "Thanks. I appreciate that. You look pretty skinny."
>> "I am. I mean, I am skinny. I'm 204. I'm pretty, pretty."
>> "Bro, you don't, you can't be a dad at 204, bro."
>> "Okay."
>> "I'd rather be 204 than 160, man."
>> "That's true. Um, what, what's been some, anything cool happened in Vegas?"
>> "Uh, we signed Sam Sulick."
>> "Yeah. Yeah, bro. When he walked into the Olympia."
>> "You feel small."
>> "No, this dude, well, he's [ __ ] huge. Yeah. But this dude had like eight security guards."
>> "What? Really?"
>> "Yeah. Like he walks in with like a [ __ ] hood [ __ ] badass with his tripod and his thing and then like eight security guards through the back door."
>> "And it's just like everybody like knows who he is without even seeing him and just like seeing everyone's reaction, you're like, damn."
>> "Is he like the new Seabum?"
>> "Yes."
>> "Damn."
>> "Is that disrespectful to Sebum?"
>> "No. Sebum's like, 'What am I chopped liver?'"
>> "No. No, I think I think it's."
>> "Sebum's already gone. I mean, if he's already, he's already set, I feel like, you know."
>> "He's set."
>> "It's also different in that the Sam Guy is not trying to be like Mr. Olympia and [ __ ]. Right?"
>> "He's just like."
>> "He's like his own, he's just an influencer. That's."
>> "He literally does daily vlogs."
>> "Yeah, but he has no desire to like compete and [ __ ]. He's just a."
>> "He, he wants to like."
>> "Climb the ranks, but not like at a exped, not with a timeline."
Christian, why did you sign Sam Sulic, and what value do you think he brings to the brand?
>> "Uh, so we partnered with him, so we gave him equity, right? And he has a really good deal with like with his own flavors and stuff. He'll get paid really well."
>> "So why?"
>> "Um, that's the number one guy in the fitness industry right now. Like, period. Like, that is number one. Uh, and that's not even in the fitness industry. Like, there's plenty of other industries, but I think he just lines up really well and holds himself well. Like, he's, he's a good dude. Cares about his personal brand. He's not out there [ __ ] around. Like, he's composed and I think he's literally the best pick we could get."
>> "How old is he?"
>> "23, 24."
>> "I don't know a lot about him, but it seems like he was like the guy no one heard about, then he blew up, and then he was like."
>> "He only started videos like three years ago."
>> "Yeah."
>> "And, um, three, three and a half. And like, I got his whole story. He was like, essentially in college doing diving, thinking he was going to do it for all four years in college. Um, something happened and he ended up transitioning to like making videos because he loved working out and then he just literally started like after about a year, blowing up and now he's like, I mean, he's on top of the world."
>> "I can't relate to the content that he makes because it's just hardcore bodybuilding, but I do super."
>> "From what I know about him, I, he has very high quality video. Like, he films and edits himself and like, although it's very raw."
>> "The, you can tell that he knows what he's doing with the like, the angles and the quality and the lighting and the the coloring and it's just like, it's artsy and it's like a, it's really well done for being such a."
>> "I just film me working out like videos."
>> "I think he's super consistent and he's really, really good at expanding on his thoughts like in the car and [ __ ], you know?"
>> "No, he seems like a, I've, I've watched a couple like of him talking. I mean, seems like a really well-spoken, humble dude. Yeah. Like a younger guy. Like, yeah."
>> "Great."
>> "Seems like a cool guy."
>> "So, I, I think he's going to. So, his demographics like the young 18 to 24 like hardcore audience, which we've already, we've already graduated out of. Yeah."
>> "So, I think with that momentum, like in our price point being $1.78 to $1.99, I think that's going to crush. Like, if we were a premium product, I don't think it'd make as much sense. But I think in that price range."
>> "I mean, when we get into Walmart and we come out with his flavors and I think it's going to really help us grow way faster."
>> "Seems like out of nowhere, he, it's like no sponsors, then it's like Gymshark, RAW."
>> "Equity. Oh, is RAW too?"
>> "He just signed with RAW, too."
>> "Man, so like those are all three of his things like in a week."
>> "His income just went like."
>> "Yeah."
>> "Yeah."
>> "He's like."
>> "Yeah. Well, it's also well, that it's a smart move. It's like, okay, he's getting, they're all different deals, right? We're the only, I think equity deals."
>> "Christian's like, 'Great, great idea.' He's like, 'Let me, let me tell you something from experience. While you're on the spike up, maximize it.'"
>> "Yeah, bro. I talked to him for hours. Will come to an end. It's like me, everyone be like, 'We thought it was just going to keep going.' It doesn't."
>> "So, that was a great move. Um, shout out to Dom for like facilitating that for sure. He like did that deal, got him, everything."
>> "Why did you sign Sam instead of like Joe?"
>> "Hey, dude. I sell the [ __ ] out of some energy drinks."
>> "What's uh, what else is new? Any else? Anything happened this week? Uh, my closing got pushed to Monday. So."
>> "Oh, yeah. You sold your house."
>> "Sold my house. Yeah. So."
>> "Wait, it got pushed. Is that sketchy? Is that like."
>> "It is."
>> "We have the money. We got to find it."
>> "It is pretty sketchy. And they're saying it's like a lender issue. So."
>> "That's not good."
>> "Yeah."
>> "Welcome to hell, dude."
>> "Yeah."
>> "I've already put the down payment on our new house."
>> "Uh, yeah. I'm still living there. My house is pretty much empty. I'm still living there."
>> "We are ready to go to the new place. You won't tell us where it is."
>> "Uh, well, I haven't, I haven't signed on a place yet."
>> "Okay. What are you doing? You know where you're moving. I'm moving."
>> "I'm going to go rent a house somewhere."
>> "What do you mean? It's Monday."
>> "Yeah."
>> "In two days, you're moving."
>> "I hope to find somewhere that I love."
>> "Between today. Today's Friday, right? Between today and Sunday, I hope to find somewhere I love."
>> "Wow."
>> "How are you going to sign something and move in two days?"
>> "Oh, a lot of these places are available to go. I only, I toggle the, I toggle the sort filter to like available today."
>> "Yeah."
>> "Wow."
>> "So, yeah, it's pretty. I mean, it has been stressful, but that's what I run for. That's why that's why I work out and run. It makes the hard [ __ ] in life like not hard anymore."
>> "So, you're renting for a period of time and then you're."
>> "Six to 12 months."
>> "You still don't know if you're, you're not building. You're definitely going to buy a house that's."
>> "I might build."
>> "What?"
>> "I might build and I might do the house that you were talking about. I just, I don't like."
>> "Don't go Fuller Road. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it."
>> "Okay, hold on. If you knew it's between Fulshire and North Way North."
>> "Yeah, I was looking at."
>> "Fuller's way closer."
>> "Yeah, that was pretty crazy. Oh, Amanda's whole family's in Conroe. It's so far. We go out there like, like once a month and it's like an hour and a half drive. One way."
>> "Conroe is good for like a lake house. That's it."
>> "It's not even the lake. Conroe is not a great."
>> "Yeah."
>> "It's dirty."
>> "It took me driving out there this week to say, 'Okay, it's off my list for sure.'"
>> "Did you go look at that house? We saw you."
>> "Oh, no. No, not that one."
>> "Conroe is like country."
>> "I went to Conroe this week, though, and I didn't tell y'all. And I."
>> "Went to Conroe. Conroe. Went to Conroe and I."
>> "You would have to strictly be Shawn in Conroe."
>> "Yeah, it was a pretty interesting experience. The house that I wanted was literally like off the lake and there were there were people like partying on like a Wednesday at 2 p.m. just like drinking and listening to music."
>> "At 2 p.m. by their boats and I was just like, damn, this is like retired life. I was like, I'm not ready for this. I'm not retiring yet. So, I was like, 'Yeah, I got to find something that's closer to Houston.' So, yeah, I don't know where I'm going to live. Fulshire is is a good option, but I don't."
>> "Great option, bro."
>> "But these interest rates, man, like I'm not doing it at this at this interest rate. These."
>> "We, I already told you."
>> "Well, if you, if you really wanted to facil, facilitate that deal, I'd actually look into that."
>> "I."
>> "So, you would buy the home and I, you'd be my lender?"
>> "Yeah."
>> "Okay. Only though. Yeah. Only in."
>> "It's only offered in."
>> "If it's that house. Yeah."
>> "Yeah. I will, I would 100% facilitate because then."
>> "What's the catch though?"
>> "There has to be a catch."
>> "The catch is still getting interest. You still, you're trying to borrow money from the bank at X percent. I go, 'Hey, I'm trying to diversify my my my portfolio.'"
>> "Yeah. Whatever. So, it's like whatever the interest rate you're getting from the bank, I'll beat it."
>> "And then just, you know, if you don't pay me, I own your house."
>> "Okay."
>> "Just going to simulate the bank. Yeah."
>> "Don't mind uh foreclosing with you as my banker."
>> "Because worst case, I mean, best case, you get a house, I make a little bit of money, but."
>> "How much do I have to put down?"
>> "Whatever, whatever the bank is, I just do, I just, I'll just beat that deal. 5%."
>> "Whatever. I'll have to look into what, what the standard."
>> "That's a deal."
>> "No, on a million dollar house, you got to put 20% down, right? No."
>> "You don't."
>> "On a million dollar house credit if you have good."
>> "What if I have like."
>> "I think first time, first-time home buyer in Texas is 5% and then after that it's typically like five."
>> "Really? I think I put down a [ __ ]."
>> "No, no, no. I think it's just, I think there's like an incentive for young guys or young people to buy houses. I think it's 5%. If you're putting, if you're putting the percent down is irrelevant to me because that, I'm just, I just care about how much the loan you're taking out, right?"
>> "Yeah. I put 25% on this current house."
>> "And I'll never do that again."
>> "Well, your interest rate is 10%, bro. Well, you want, I mean, you want to put something down because typically like."
>> "A lot down."
>> "If he finances his closing costs and stuff and you get stuck with the house, you're never recouping. That's why typically the bank wants a big chunk down because that covers the closing costs and all the like fees associated."
>> "5% down, 5% interest rate. Got it. 5% down. 5%. I got to see what the standard interest rates are."
>> "Okay, let's, let's continue to talk about that later, though. I'm down."
>> "Only if you're only if you live right near us."
>> "Yeah, that house."
>> "Nice house. I saw. I walked that house. The whole neighborhood's nice."
>> "I'll go look at it this weekend. But 5% 5% down."
>> "I'll keep the deed to my house. And then I mean, I guess."
>> "I have a golf cart I could sell you."
>> "If it didn't work out."
>> "I'd get a house, but I'd lose a friend."
>> "Yeah. Anybody want to buy a golf cart?"
>> "I actually. You want to buy my golf cart? Well, not."
>> "That company never reached back out."
>> "I."
>> "They gave him one."
>> "They didn't. You didn't reach out to them."
>> "No, I did. I called them. Call."
>> "Great."
>> "Oh."
>> "Maybe I'll check my email."
>> "Maybe it went so poorly with Max. They were like, 'Fuck this.'"
>> "What?"
>> "They got no sales. Yeah. Right. Like, 'This is dumb.'"
>> "No, there's not. I don't. There's no. There's not a link or anything."
>> "Hold on. I love, I love my golf cart. But every time we want to ride the golf cart, when I bought it, I got the four-seater and I was like, 'Why would I need a six-seater? That's dumb.' And every time we want to ride it is when we have people over and we don't have room. So I think I'm going to sell it and get the six-seater."
>> "You know."
>> "Can I say something?"
>> "Yeah."
>> "Similar to that. Um, when, so we have like, you know, the the G Wagon, small car, Raptor, same amount of space or same amount of seats, still the larger car. But I was like, well, my mom's in town and if if we have like one person coming with us and we have Charlie and if I want to take the dogs, none of my cars like can do it."
>> "Got to buy something else. You need, you need an Escalade."
>> "I'm like, I kind of need the three row."
>> "Yeah."
>> "Sooner than I thought for the off chance. If like someone wants to come with us and I want to bring the dogs, I'm like, I can't right now."
>> "Well, bro, even just like if Julia and David come with Sophia and you have Charlie, are."
>> "You going to put, you have two baby seats and extra people?"
>> "So, I got to buy an extra car so we don't take two cars. The new Grand Wagoneer looks pretty nice, bro."
>> "Don't do that."
>> "It is pretty nice. I'll give him that for."
>> "It's like the same inside."
>> "You haven't even looked at it. You're disrespecting it."
>> "The exterior looks like a Wagoneer."
>> "It is a Wagoneer."
>> "You like those? You like the way those look? I'm with on this. I don't like the way they look from the outside. The updated inside."
>> "Pretty nice."
>> "Escalade."
>> "Bro, I want to go. I meant to go test drive one just for like funsies with Taylor like when she was pregnant like."
>> "Yeah. Yeah, for funsies. And, um, but the dealerships are closed on Sundays. I didn't realize that."
>> "Yeah, they are."
>> "But I wanted to test drive."
>> "I would go long, long wheelbase Range Rover over an Escalade though."
>> "No, man."
>> "Bro, the Escalades are so shitty inside."
>> "I need the new ones."
>> "I, I test drove one and I'm looking, I'm thinking about one. But they look really nice from 20 feet away, but when you actually touch, everything's plastic, the wood's fake. The leather. Escalades just like they look nice from a distance, but when you're in them, the Range Rover feels like, like the leather quality and stuff's so nice and you get in the Escalade and it's like slippery and like."
>> "My Range has like no space, bro. And I have the, I have the big one."
>> "Honestly, I'm not going to lie. If they ever made an Expedition Raptor, if they put the Raptor interior into an Expedition, I would do that."
>> "They do. They have a Timberline, but it's not. Yeah, it's not the same. Like they, like the this the."
>> "Raptor is insanely nice on the inside. I'm enjoying."
>> "The seats and everything."
>> "The Jeep."
>> "I forgot you still have."
>> "You want to. The in the, the interior."
>> "How about we go get the sticker so I don't get pulled over?"
>> "Yeah."
>> "You want to?"
>> "Yeah."
>> "The, the interior of the Grand Wagoneer is the exact same as the Grand Cherokee."
>> "You want to make a little lunch date, bro? We go."
>> "Why don't you just sell it to him?"
>> "I'm thinking about it."
>> "35K."
>> "No, it's worth like five."
>> "What?"
>> "It's not worth anything."
>> "What year is it?"
>> "CarMax offered me 35K. Then they would mark it up a little bit. So, I'll give it to you exactly. 34K. I'll give you back."
>> "When do they offer you 34K?"
>> "A month ago?"
>> "Damn, that held."
>> "I made a video about it. You would notice that."
>> "You'll make some money on it."
>> "Not a bad deal."
>> "It's not a bad deal."
>> "Great."
>> "Great. That, that holds its value. [ __ ]."
>> "Hey, when you were going downtown for y'all's appointments and you're like the traffic."
>> "I need to teach you how to use adaptive cruise control because, bro, you can just set it and it'll just drive itself."
>> "Anytime I plug my phone in and then Heidi plugs hers in, the whole thing just like bugs out. Well, that's just being GP as [ __ ] dude. Your truck's got the same problem, right, bro? Every time I start my truck, I have to restart it."
>> "Bro, FCA has the worst developers in the world. That was, I loved the TRX, but the [ __ ] Uconnect just killed it for me. I hate that thing."
>> "I think I'm about to trade my Raptor in for an Escalade. That's why I was so."
>> "It's really. I mean, I don't want to talk you out of it. It's very nice. It's just not that level."
>> "I think if I did get the Escalade, all white, kind of like the Jeep, all white on the first half and then black on the top part. I like the white and black."
>> "Looks like a hearse."
>> "No, it doesn't."
>> "It does."
>> "What?"
>> "What color exterior?"
>> "I kind of like the electric Escalade a little bit."
>> "White."
>> "I just said that."
>> "You said black outside."
>> "I just said, I said white on the bottom part, black on the top."
>> "Inside or outside?"
>> "What interior would be white on the."
>> "I thought you were describing the interior."
>> "No, the outside."
>> "Oh."
>> "White on the bottom half, black on the top. Basically the exact same as."
>> "I like the front of the electric one."
>> "Ooh."
>> "But I don't like the, I don't like the interior of the electric one. I don't have garage space to put this thing."
>> "The electric one wouldn't have enough space for like."
>> "You will."
>> "I will."
>> "But like for like family."
>> "Yeah, the electric ones are nice."
>> "How's the house coming along?"
>> "Uh, it's good. It's getting cleaned already on the inside."
>> "So, looks good, bro."
>> "Yeah. Yeah, it's good. Um."
>> "I don't want. Yeah, I don't want to talk too much about it, but we're a little pause on the extension for a minute. Whatever."
>> "No, you got to talk about the price. Oh."
>> "Or they came."
>> "Oh, yeah."
>> "I told you."
>> "But I thought y'all already like did everything. Uh."
>> "It's funny that we talked about this."
>> "Uh, we laid the dirt."
>> "I know, but I thought you already had approval from the city. Were."
>> "You not supposed to do that?"
>> "We laid the dirt. That was."
>> "That lady told her."
>> "Let's just say we're not supposed to pending."
>> "But the city gave you permits, right?"
>> "Uh, let's just say we're pending."
>> "Oh, all right."
>> "Oh, so they laid. I mean, I don't want to call her out, but [ __ ] that lady."
>> "Just pending. Just I just need some clarification."
>> "Hold on."
>> "Well, did they? Okay. Did they? Did they threaten you with a dollar amount?"
>> "I don't know, bro. Honestly, I'm pretty."
>> "I don't want. I, I don't want to get you in trouble here, but do you."
>> "I'm so hungry."
>> "Have you moved the septic tank?"
>> "Yes."
>> "Okay. So, you can move in still?"
>> "No. No. No. Have you put the new one in yet?"
>> "We have not."
>> "So, you're not. I mean, you can't do anything till you put the new one in. Can you even put the new one in in the current holding pattern?"
>> "I don't know."
>> "Hey, what happens if you go to the bathroom with no septic tank?"
>> "You're going to want to get a porta-potty outside. So, yeah, we'll see what happens. But, um, house is looking great."
>> "Yeah. No, it looks nice."
>> "Yeah."
>> "Uh."
>> "And then I randomly brought up like I was like, Heidi, we're definitely like moving in before the end. She's like, 'Ah, maybe after Christmas.' I'm like, 'What? What?'"
>> "Well, would you want to be in for the new Christmas? Right?"
>> "Yeah. And she's like, 'Oh, yeah. It's going to be a lot of work.' Like I'm like, 'We don't even have a a house person yet, like a cleaner. We've been like without one for a few months now.' And, uh, she's like, 'We definitely need one hired, you know, before we go in.' I'm like, 'Okay.' Yeah. I think she's thinking like Q1 of next year."
>> "Why?"
>> "I don't know."
>> "Because you don't have a housekeeper."
>> "Yeah. And I'm like, 'No, we got to get in here quick.'"
>> "What does a housekeeper have to do?"
>> "I don't know. I need this weekend. I need to I need to find some. I need to get some answers this weekend."
>> "Well, he can't move in at all until you get a septic tank."
>> "Yeah."
>> "Oh, I mean, could you kind."
>> "Did it get removed situation?"
>> "Yeah, we had. We took it out."
>> "Oh."
>> "Yeah."
>> "Okay."
>> "So, next step would be septic go back in."
>> "Yeah. Yeah. The other location, we got to rerun the pipes and everything."
>> "Those are pretty expensive to install, right?"
>> "Oh, yeah. Cuz you're moving it, right? You're not. Oh, and and I just heard."
>> "A lot of the AC units are like in uh."
>> "We knew when we bought the house, we like did a little bit of repair, but there's nine AC units."
>> "Let me tell you, I."
>> "The quote to replace all of them is 90K."
>> "That's not bad."
>> "For nine. Yeah, yeah, I was going to say like I got quoted like 15 grand for one."
>> "When I moved into my current house, the day before I moved, literally I was moving in my [ __ ] to my current spot and like the day before cuz I had got an inspection done and they test everything. Yep. AC works right. But they're, they're testing it for like an hour. So when I'm moving in, it's like running for like actual periods of time. Leak just starts pouring through the [ __ ] uh in my kitchen, right? AC guy comes out and basically my equipment was so old and shitty that uh I had to replace all of it like the day before I moved in and it was, I have three outside units and then the two, the HVAC system inside, it was like 30 grand."
>> "Or what a lot of you can finance at a zero at all."
>> "A lot of these places too."
>> "Like you can 0% it for like 18 months. So you can spread out whatever the bill is and for 18 months like no payments and then."
>> "But also."
>> "You."
>> "Oh, sorry. Sorry. No, you make payments and then for 18 months you pay it off."
>> "You have a really big house, but."
>> "That big? Yes."
>> "Well, no, but I was also going to say though, like I wonder because your quote solo. I wonder if he has a lot of little units. Why would you need nine for that? You know, like one unit nowadays can do."
>> "2003. He's 20 years old."
>> "I almost say replace him probably every 20 years."
>> "No, no. Saying, but like I feel like your house should have like three or four big units, not nine little units."
>> "I'm going to a 5,000 square foot house, one big unit can handle 5,000 square feet. Now."
>> "Got a lot of digging. I got to go. I got to go check it out. Talk to Hanny."
>> "The AC 100K for the house sounds about right. Honestly."
>> "You know what you give me [ __ ] for all the time? You're like, 'Oh, why don't you offer handles for your cabinets? We don't do handles.'"
>> "The carpenter over there put the [ __ ] handle in the wrong spot on the door, and now they're like, 'We need new doors, and if we did it, we have to pay for.' But now he has space for it."
>> "Wait, what happens on the [ __ ]? I didn't know that."
>> "Yeah."
>> "You can't just take two drill [ __ ] holes."
>> "What if you just fill it up?"
>> "Fill it up with what?"
>> "Yeah, but couldn't you just make sure you put them on the right [ __ ] side?"
>> "No. No, not on the right side. They put them in the wrong spot. They put them too. I think they put them too low."
>> "So, make sure that your people are doing it correctly."
>> "You can't take it out over it."
>> "No."
>> "Did they buy a new door?"
>> "Yeah. And it's the pantry. It's the biggest doors in the freaking. They're like the 8-foot pantry door."
>> "Yeah. House is looking great. How much you spent so far?"
>> "I don't know."
>> "Totally on the house."
>> "No idea."
>> "Yeah, you do."
>> "I really don't know."
>> "100K."
>> "What?"
>> "No."
>> "Way more."
>> "Way more."
>> "500K."
>> "Probably like sixish, seven."
>> "Extensions. Nine."
>> "Well, extensions be like, extension will be like nine."
>> "Itself."
>> "By itself."
>> "With every. Yeah."
>> "So, it'll be like a million dollars for the extension itself."
>> "Yeah. I was going to say that."
>> "I think under two will be in."
>> "I'm not putting you on blast, but that Taj Mahal material ain't [ __ ] cheap and it's everywhere."
>> "Everywhere."
>> "It's hanging from the [ __ ] ceiling."
>> "Everywhere."
>> "Taj Mahal."
>> "It's a type of stone."
>> "Stone that Heidi picked out for all the countertops and stuff, but."
>> "Table is made of it."
>> "It ain't cheap or the house looks amazing."
>> "The wood looks very nice."
>> "The areas that are wood look the white."
>> "How much did you buy the house for?"
>> "32."
>> "32. And you."
>> "I'll be in for like five. 5.1."
>> "Probably six. Okay. Um, 55. Yeah."
>> "I've done this, bro. I'm telling you, the LA. See, here's the, here's the problem with renovations. Okay. Like, you're to the point where like, 'Okay, we've, we've done everything.' It's this last. I would argue."
>> "It's this last push that is just going to blindside you."
>> "I wouldn't argue six. It's going to be the AC and then it's going to be this [ __ ]. And then there's going to be like windows you find out are [ __ ] leaking. Then you got to replace the windows and you're like, 'You can't replace that window.'"
>> "Heidi wants to replace all the windows with like single glass. I'm like."
>> "'That's nice.'"
>> "Yep."
>> "Yeah. Yeah."
>> "Not right now. We don't need thicker paint. Like, there's no need. We just like."
>> "Yeah, but you. Now is the time to do it."
>> "Really? No. We got our whole lives."
>> "I mean, I think you guys have done enough."
>> "100%."
>> "I think I should move in as soon as possible. I think that's what should happen, right?"
>> "I'm just trying to add some rugs and and textures and colors into the white."
>> "I'm not talking [ __ ] because it's a very nice neighborhood where you are is sick."
>> "But."
>> "That's a joke. You could have."
>> "At this point, you, you could have bought five acres out pretty much anywhere and built a brand new house for what you're land."
>> "I know you. I mean."
>> "You could have bought some acreage somewhere around there and built a brand new house."
>> "17-minute drive."
>> "For what you're all in is going to be near what he's going to be all in."
>> "I would never drive an hour to work."
>> "No, no, no. I'm not saying. I'm just saying."
>> "I'd rather spend $10 million than drive an extra 20."
>> "I would, I would spend 12 instead of driving an hour every. I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't go to work."
>> "Yeah. I would just stay at home. You could just put on some amazing podcast and cruise down the street. I wouldn't do it."
>> "Isn't, isn't with the, the, the new toy that they're building, how long will it take to get to this side of the world?"
>> "The problem is it doesn't help for Sugarland. It helps for Houston."
>> "It's really not helping. The furthest thing that we're away from is Sugarland. Like, like Sienna is the furthest thing I am from."
>> "So no matter what, if I move out there, it's 45 minutes."
>> "No, I get, I get here in like 25."
>> "Here's what's going to happen though. When we, when, when we all live in Fulure and then you live here, once a week we come your spot, play basketball. We come once a week, we all lift at Alpha Land. Come once a week to Fulure. We all do the podcast. Uh, and we play golf. To play basketball."
>> "Yeah. Yeah. I text y'all and no one ever said anything."
>> "It's, it's super dirty in there right now."
>> "Cleaned up. Um."
>> "It's getting clean. It's getting clean."
>> "With basketball, I was telling Taylor, I was like, I don't know if y'all fully understood my text. Like when you were like, 'Let's play like basketball every week or something.' I think maybe in my life once or twice. I don't remember the last time I've ever played basketball like a game and actually tried. I can't remember the last time I've played a game of basketball."
>> "Good. He has a court."
>> "Was with y'all at Lifetime. And then I like messed my feet up cuz I didn't. I was using NMDs, so I need good shoes."
>> "But basketball, it's like, it's like as soon as you're trying to play, it's just like, like they're like all up on you and [ __ ]. I'm like, 'Get, get off me, bro.' Like, I like playing horse and stuff. Like, I know like it's, if I'm against like Shaw or something, you like."
>> "Shaw gets intense sometimes."
>> "No, I don't."
>> "Oh my god, bro. Go like in like."
>> "No, but when you used to play at Alpha and occasionally Shaw like lower his [ __ ] head and charge at you."
>> "That wasn't me. That was."
>> "No, that was you and Sam."
>> "Can you call fouls in games like this?"
>> "Yeah. I mean, if it's like blatant, I, I usually don't. I'm, I'm usually like the most easygoing basketball player. Like, I don't really care if you dribble."
>> "I lose my dribble."
>> "I'm excited. I got a."
>> "So, I've gotten good at three points."
>> "I should have a number. I'm getting a quote. I think it should have a number today. I'm going to build a basketball court in the backyard at the new."
>> "Definitely. We got to do that."
>> "I don't have an AC one."
>> "But it'll be outdoor. Huh?"
>> "Yeah. Yeah. We've, uh, we landed on the pool thing. Yeah."
>> "So, you're going to build a pool and a basketball court?"
>> "Do the pool and then behind on the back, back area, I'm gonna do a half court basketball with a pickleball going the other way because it should be about the same size."
>> "Perfect. That means I won't do it to mine. I'll come over. Yeah."
>> "Yep."
>> "That sounds lovely. Who would we play basketball with?"
>> "Two on two."
>> "Yeah."
>> "Okay. Who would be the teams?"
>> "The problem is whoever has you is going to lose."
>> "I'm not good."
>> "Who's two and us two?"
>> "Who's the best at basketball?"
>> "I don't know."
>> "Charlie."
>> "I haven't played in a long time. Joe's pretty good though."
>> "Charlie had a coach."
>> "I did for a little bit. That was like 3 years ago."
>> "Max, me and Joe."
>> "I would bet on that."
>> "At my best, I would say I would beat all of y'all. No problem. But that was like 10 years ago."
>> "I would look at you as like the LeBron and I would just be like, 'My every play is give Shelley the ball.'"
>> "Nah."
>> "If I was. I have not dribbled a ball in like six months probably."
>> "There was a while I was playing. I played on like the league at Lifetime for a while and I was playing like, like twice a week, every week, like with actual people and like it was actually a lot of fun. I think we need another like two people."
>> "Yeah. I would like call up Alex Solar and front."
>> "Yeah."
>> "Yeah."
>> "What do you play to?"
>> "Someone's got to offset Max."
>> "Russ sucks."
>> "He sucks."
>> "Oh, yeah. Okay."
>> "I beat Russ one. Yeah."
>> "Russ is horrible. No offense. He's just sucks at basketball."
>> "He's not going to listen to this. It's not fine."
>> "Bottom tier. Like goes in."
>> "Low grade."
>> "Yeah, he sucks. He's pretty bad."
>> "I'm down to play whenever. It's not like we have an ace court. I think we need three on three."
>> "Three on three would make it worth, worth it and it would be a lot more fun."
>> "We're playing half court, right?"
>> "Yeah. I don't, I don't do the cardio for full court. You, you'd be good at y'all. Both of y'all be good at."
>> "I would not run out of breath."
>> "I would be. Dude, I'd die when we play full court."
>> "Imagine if T-Mac was like."
>> "'You want, you want to come in?'"
>> "I'd be like, 'Not really. Not yet.'"
>> "I mean, you can't move as much like you used to."
>> "Christian, do you got to get good basketball? Cuz you can't have a basketball court in."
>> "I was getting good for a minute and a few years ago when I was playing every day. Mhm."
>> "You were."
>> "Yeah. Yeah. So, I'm definitely going to. I'm excited to get good."
>> "Like, I'm actually going to try to get good."
>> "As my cardio."
>> "Speaking of basketball, uh Taylor got pulled over yesterday."
>> "In the G."
>> "In the G. Um."
>> "For what?"
>> "For, I didn't know. I guess cuz we bought the car in Florida, right? And I guess in Florida, I thought the registration stickers would come with it, but didn't come with registration stickers. I just never processed. We didn't have registration stickers. So, she got pulled over for no registration sticker. Um, and then."
>> "Wait, no, they registered in Texas for you."
>> "TRX doesn't have a reg."
>> "I don't know where the sticker is."
>> "Should have come with the plates."
>> "Didn't come with the plates. Unless I just did like the sticker on the window. Yeah. Where? Wait, where did the plates come from?"
>> "Rid of that."
>> "Mailed from Florida."
>> "Mhm."
>> "But they're Texas plates."
>> "Yeah."
>> "Yeah. You should have got the registration with it. You can't get the plate without the sticker."
>> "So, even if it don't sticker, it's like it's registered."
>> "Yeah, but you need the sticker. You probably threw it away."
>> "Well, then, then he got her for no front license plate."
>> "Ooh, but."
>> "That's a [ __ ] cop right there."
>> "But no, she got a warning. She ended up getting let off cuz I was just like, 'Just start crying or something.'"
>> "She probably started crying."
>> "I, I would literally was like, 'Just play.' I was going to get a haircut and then I, um, I was like, 'Did you play into the like, like my husband bought me this car and I don't know where anything is, like kind of thing?' And she's like, 'Yeah.' He didn't care. Um, but see the front license plate, the hack I do is I, I told her, I was like, I was like, I put, I was like, 'The front license plate is in the back and there's like three zip ties so if you ever get pulled over, you can just be like, 'Yeah, I'll pick, put it on right now.''"
>> "No, I haven't had a front license plate on a car ever in my life. I've been driving a car for."
>> "I've definitely."
>> "Years. Tickets because of that."
>> "I've been pulled over once and I argued so much with the officer that."
>> "It was thrown out."
>> "Yeah. I'm not putting a front. It just looks so stupid."
>> "Yeah. No, it's it's a very."
>> "On a truck, I would. On a sports car, no."
>> "You have one on a T-Rex?"
>> "TRX? Yes. Range Rover? No."
>> "That's why it looks so stupid."
>> "Yeah. It's so bad."
>> "That's why it looks so bad, bro."
>> "Trying to figure it out."
>> "Front plates, dude. Front plates look so dumb."
>> "Yeah."
>> "It's like the. Yeah."
>> "Might have came with it, though."
>> "Well, it's on stuff like, like in the McLaren, there's not a place to [ __ ] put it. Like if I got pulled over for even then, where?"
>> "Yeah."
>> "Because I think the way I, they may have changed the law, but I used to get pulled over when I had the Corvette. They'd pull me over. I got like twice."
>> "And I think I got out of it because it was technically exempt because there's some law that the plate has to be at least 14 inches off the ground. And the only place to mount it would put it under that. And I think that was always like my argument. Like in the McLaren, like there's nowhere to mount it that would be more than whatever the law. I don't [ __ ] know."
>> "Dumb law. Cop pulls you over for that. It's a dumb cop."
>> "So she got no ticket. No ticket, warning. Nice. Yeah."
>> "See, I'm already like on a. If I get another ticket, like it's no longer."
>> "Bro, the registration on my big Jeep, I don't know if I should say this, but my big Jeep, it's like 5 years expired. I just haven't got around to it. I don't know."
>> "As long as you have one, typically cops don't. But I have noticed in Sugarland, they'll sit under the underpasses like sitting there watching the cars go by. See in Virginia."
>> "When you got inspection stickers, similar like the registrations."
>> "Both the registration stickers, which are on our license plates in Virginia. See theirs each year, they had different colors, right? I find it interesting in Texas where like the registration where you know has the year and date you got like it can be expired, but no matter what, it's always blue. So I'm like, unless someone physically walks up and looks at it when you're driving by, it just looks like you have a sticker. It could be my big Jeep, it's like 5 years old. M."
>> "Hey, Trump did not get a Nobel Peace Prize. People are pissed about it."
>> "What's your thoughts about that?"
>> "Kind of pissed me off with the whole market thing, but like to be fair, dude's on a tear right now. Like Trump's, Trump's had a very good last 14 days."
>> "Typical MAGA. He got. No, I mean seriously though, he got the, the peace deal looks like it's going to go through, but Hamas is executing people in the streets now, so we don't know what's going to happen with that. He had a talk with Putin that apparently went really well. He dropped drug prices significantly that he promised he was going to do. He just announced yesterday, I think the IVF thing is now like fertility drugs are coming down pretty heavily."
>> "It said I found this interesting. No, no. It's, it said that it's like 70% cheaper for IVF, which is like $2,200 off. And I was like, that's weird because so I thought the thing was a lot. But that's just for like one part of it, not all the like if someone needs like a bunch of medication, that's the expensive part. But yeah, IVF."
>> "Yeah."
>> "What was the Argentina thing? He gave him like 30 billion or."
>> "I don't even [ __ ] know."
>> "Hey, if."
>> "But he's, I mean, he has had even even his critics have given him like, he's, he's had a good."
>> "If someone's really, really anti-whatever president in this scenario, Trump. There's like, I'm super left, hate, just like hate everything about him, think he's the worst president ever. And then if he does something that lowers the price of X, Y, and Z, does something that that person who hates him will benefit from or like is about to do and this thing is now cheaper."
>> "Do you think that they should go in and go, 'I would like to pay the full price?'"
>> "No. They'll typically just. I've literally seen it this week. They just give it. They'll say it wasn't him. It was someone else. I already saw that this week like with the, uh, the peace deal in Hamas. Like I think CNN or whatever was like, 'Well, it's the same peace deal that Biden brought to the table two years ago. Trump just got it signed.' So really it's Biden's peace deal. And it's like, 'Okay, like really?'"
>> "But, uh, yeah, the peace deal is good. I did notice though that people that like all of my friends that are like Iranian and Palestinian and stuff that were like very pro-Palestine are like, 'This is really good. Like, we're very happy about this.' It's all like the crazy [ __ ] white ladies on Instagram that were screaming like, 'Free Palestine,' that are like nowhere to be found now. Like now there's a peace deal and I haven't seen any of these people [ __ ] talk about it at all. Like they don't even want to bring it up. They're like silent."
>> "I haven't seen any free Palestine, but I've been seeing a lot of rebuild Palestine now."
>> "Yeah. That's going to be the next. And that's, I mean, that's the unknown right now, right? It's like, even if the peace deal goes through, what's next?"
>> "Mhm."
>> "And there's still a humanitarian crisis."
>> "You know what I find weird though? Who's going to be like the, you know, how usually like in past presidential terms like."
There's like a Democratic candidate that's already like advocating for like becoming the next president?
They're trying.
Who's like?
Gavin Newsome?
Okay. Hell no.
The I mean the front runners right now is Gavin.
Hell no. I'm sorry. I just I'm not a Gavin sport at all.
It sounds like B Buddhajed is thinking about running again.
I think it's going to be who?
Pete Buddhajedge or whatever. He ran. He ran when Biden ran and he didn't make it far. Um, I mean, [ __ ] Camala's still hinting she wants to run again.
Yeah, they really they they don't really have anybody at the moment.
I'm not letting my emotions out.
Absolutely.
They're not looking super strong right now.
It's just we I think we're like in a really weird place because, you know, some, you know, back when it was like Mitt Romney and who else? Mitt Romney and.
It actually felt like politics.
It felt like a politics like like a. Now it's just like hate Trump.
Take him out of the equation.
Who else is there? Isn't it crazy? Well, I mean, the bad thing for us too though is, okay, Trump can't run again. So, who's is it going to be JD Vance?
You don't have a front runner either right now.
I think it would be JD.
You know what's crazy is there there's so many people out there just like just waiting. They're like, man, I can't wait to uh I can't wait to find out who's going to be running next year so I can find out which one I hate the most. Which one pisses me off.
Bro? There's companies that just like gather dirt on these people that are just I mean, they're already doing it, right? They have folders full of like okay this guy in 42 years ago killed a cat and like getting ready to leak it to the press.
It's like all the people that hate the current president or whatever president's in term they're like then right when they go out they're like finally finally peace. Oh no not this guy like now I'm going be angry four more years. Hey what do you what do you think is the process on a peace deal? Like how does that come to the table? Like are y'all both like all right we cool? How do you think it happens?
Like the one in the Middle East right now? I mean, I think it was a joint effort. This one was a joint effort by like pretty much most of the Middle East. I think Qatar and uh Egypt and all these countries came together.
The two people to stop fighting.
I think.
Palestine's pretty done.
I think Hamas is at their last I mean I think they kind of recognize that like the only way this ends is with all of them being killed. So, I think they're finally open to I don't think Kamas was like, "Oh, we we want a deal." I think it was more like we're going to continue killing y'all or y'all can give us a hostage back and let's stop this right now.
So, is the peace deal difference from surrendering?
I think it they're Hamas is essentially surrendering. They're just don't have to say it.
Why are they still killing people?
I don't I mean, I think they're they're killing people that were anti- Hamas. I mean, Hamas is a [ __ ] terrorist or I there's been a lot of misinformation and like people like polarizing this whole thing and making Israel look really bad and like Israel has done some very terrible [ __ ] But I think in that we've lost the fact that like Hamas is a terrorist organization with like ISIS ties and [ __ ]
Yeah.
Like people are like, "Oh my god, Hamas is executing people. Why would they do this?" Like they're a [ __ ] terrorist organiz. They they've been doing this the whole time. It's just no one's really talking about it.
So if they're a terrorist organization like and now there's a peace deal and they're stopping. So now.
They have to I mean they are supposed to.
What are they What do they go do now?
I don't know. They're they're supposed to like disarm and and lay down arms and I'm assuming they're going to go in and take the Hamas people out like arrest them. I don't I don't know what the I don't know if the deal is like oh if you're part of Hamas you get to just like keep living there.
I was like is a peace deal kind of like uh all right no one gets in trouble everyone's.
I do not know I'm not I'm not versed on.
And and if Trump is the one that.
But they they released all the living hostages so that's I mean that's a big deal. So if Trump is the one that facilitated this peace deal, right? Is that the is that the idea? Like what did Trump do in America from like to the two other areas that were.
Gave [ __ ] Israel a bunch of guns and jets and [ __ ] and made Hamas's life hell for the last two years year?
How long do you think a peace deal takes to.
Do?
I don't [ __ ] know. So, is it not like the US involvement like you have to do this or the he basically Trump Trump's most recent thing was like y'all have to lay down arms, surrender, um release the hostages and then we're going to start rebuilding Palestine.
And basically the last thing he told him was either you lay like you disarm yourselves or we will come disarm you.
Which I think is the first time that like.
People were mad that like Trump is almost insinuating like we will get involved. Yeah.
We've been helping the whole time through Israel, but this is the first time that he's said like, "We will come disarm you if you don't disarm."
You either get down or you lay down.
So, Trump wants to help rebuild Palestine.
It's going to be a joint effort. I'm sure it's going to be like Qatar and Egypt. And it needs to be people over there. Like, it doesn't make any sense for the US to to put trillions of dollars into rebuilding Palestine.
Yeah.
But also like Israel can't be involved.
So, like we can't like I think Israel kind of wants to be like involved in like that. That can't happen.
Yeah.
So, with this peace deal, people are outraged. Not outraged, but like what is it that uh that the other presidents didn't end wars and they got Nobel?
Well, Trump's Trump's already got one.
Oh.
He might have two.
Trump won the Nobel Peace Prize I think last time he was president. I think.
For what?
I don't know. Might have to look it up after this. I'm I'm almost positive he's already won one. I think the idea was he should win this one because of the what's happening in the Middle East. I think he might have won last time for the Abraham the last Middle East peace agreement.
Who won like who won this year or like is it like one gift or is it one one award?
Yeah. Yeah. One person gets it. I don't know. I saw the name.
Wasn't it a lady?
I think it was like the president of I don't know, man. It was it was another world leader that I don't remember what the reason for her winning it was.
Interesting.
What are you looking up?
Um.
It's a very low energy pod.
Yeah.
What?
I'm I'm tired. Now I I'm definitely a young.
I was looking up Trump stuff.
Did he win one?
Low energy pod? Man, that that pissed me off, bro. What do you think? This pod is great.
Say it. Junior.
No. Well, if you guys have amazing things to talk, I'll keep I'll keep it going.
I was thinking about U.
What's up?
Have y'all walked by Alfan recently? We had a plumbing.
Oh, yeah.
We had to dig like six feet into the ground, break up all the concrete on the sidewalk.
Not cheap.
Jeez.
Oh.
What? How did you realize the issue was happening? Like what was what burst? Got a text from Stephanie and she was like HR. She's like was like the ceiling's leaking the floor smelled in there or something.
No, thank like thankfully it's outside. So on Sunday after we close we're going to do it overnight but yeah, it's like a pretty big.
Damn. Where is it?
Like right when you're walking into the main entry like on front of gym one.
Ah [ __ ]
Yeah.
Damn.
I know. Trump has never won a Nobel Peace Prize.
Good thing you did that because they would have flamed you in the.
Yeah. Yeah, he was nominated last time for So he's this man has got peace in the Middle East twice and hasn't won a [ __ ] peace prize.
They would have flamed. Good thing you did that in the comments. Look it up. Yeah, cuz when I was I was I was looking up and I was like I can't find what he got the peace prize.
He was nominated twice before but he hasn't won yet.
Uh how much is that gym thing going to cost you, bro?
I would assume that's going to be like with the concrete maybe like.
100k.
No, 10.
No, absolutely not.
10k. I just imagine you're like at your desk and someone like knocks on the door and like, "Sir.
Just how much money will I lose?"
Yeah, right. Like we need we need to dig up some concrete.
Hell no, bro.
Hey, speaking of losing money, what is um.
Oh, I got the cost of uh just like the property, we finally like did all the leases, so like now Alpha Elite pays a percent, Alpha Eats, retail pays a percent, you know, everyone kind of pays a percent. But just to keep the property and have like the maintenance crew and stuff like that. Guess the cost per year.
Per year. Per month.
Per year. Per year.
Can you do it per month?
Can you do? Yes.
Like my brain doesn't want to go there this morning. So I'll take a stab at this. I'm going to say.
50 grand a month.
Is this including your mortgage?
Yes.
Oh no. I'm going to guess I'm going to guessund I'm going to guess 180 a month. I'm going to guess 2 million a year. A.
Little higher.
Really?
Yeah. Oh [ __ ]
It's 2.2 a year.
I was close.
Now not not is that a lot of money? That is a lot of money. But like is.
That is the number.
Is that more or less than you thought it took to run?
It was like 2.5 if we've got it down.
What 200,000 years a month?
So it cost you $2.2 million a year to property maintenance to keep that gym open.
Yes.
So one Okay, you were right. 180,000 a month.
Yeah, you were right. First guess.
Oh yeah. Look at that.
Damn, he was right. Uh-huh.
Wow. Stress you out a lot.
Salaries too.
Uh that's that's the salaries related to the property.
Um.
Like.
It's like custodial and stuff.
Yeah. So, yeah, I mean, it just like the gym needs to get another 1500 members to.
Like honestly just the gym needs more members.
1,500 more.
To be like healthy. Yeah. To be like.
But the gym was just eating all that car. Now we finally split it out between the companies. So like on the books it'll be a little better.
Yeah. Yeah.
Um Yeah.
I'm just thinking about like while y'all were talking about the peace deal, I'm just like this sucks.
Wait, was the gym able to cover y'all y'all are talking about the peace deal and I'm just like yeah [ __ ] I'm go I had a lot of bills.
How do you get.
Hold up. Was the gym able Has the gym been able to do that so far?
We're at like a little over 3,000 members.
No, no, no. I'm saying like you said the gym was eating the whole cost of that. Yeah, but we I just signed all the leases like.
But like was the gym in the red? Was the gym.
Yeah, because.
Still profitable because of that.
It's in the red.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
How do you get 1500 more members?
We one by one, bro.
You have to build a pool.
I I think uh I don't think I need to build anything right now. I think I need to do the gym 2.5, but I I might just cover it and do turf.
You need to build more workout area to have 15 question then behind gym two. I'm going to do a cover.
Basketball court.
Uh no, like two.
You know, we have gym 1.5, the covered area.
Yeah.
I want to do the same thing on the back of gym too.
Oh, where the alpha lean is.
Yes.
So, I'm thinking about covering it and then putting either another full set of dumbbells, cable stack, and a few machines.
Yep.
Or.
Do I do like the high rocks area where it's just like covered and then turf.
And like area for sleds?
That's not going to bring in people though. Yeah. You need more air to work out.
You're okay. My personal I don't know what the [ __ ] I'm talking about here.
I feel like if I ask some members, they're going to say more cardio.
You don't need to ask your members though.
You've I I think [ __ ] them. Yeah. I think you have tapped out on the like your demographic of people.
For you to bring in I'm think for you to bring in 1500 more members. I think you need to go after like.
The daycare. You need to go after the parents that are working out at different times that are going to LA.
Here's a twist. I'm trying not to spend more than 80 grand to add to the building.
How?
No, but I I'm just saying like I think like a daycare would go further than like I think being able to get moms that are going to Lifetime right now because that's the only place they can take their kids to come to you. I I think we just need to go to all the business like I I think the sales team needs to step up some new ideas.
In short.
Cuz I'm tell the gym that I go to in Fulshire is actually getting a little too busy now and it's all like middle age. It's all like moms and dads going to the gym and like doing this. I'm telling you right now, the kids doing a little like course while the parents are working out, they're killing it.
There's likeund alpha kids.
I would do the dayare.
No, no, they do like the little Don't even [ __ ] the daycare. Just the like drop your 10-year-old kid off for the day to do like a course with a trainer. They dude, every time I'm at that gym 50 kids. No, but you have to do like a separate area. They have to do like a turf area or something.
All the kids would be cool. I like the idea of like parents being able to bring their kids because I think that does stop a lot.
Well, you know the field in the front. Yeah.
Yeah.
That's where I would do like the playground and all that. Um.
Yeah, but that's expensive get and the immediate. I think I'm just going to do more equipment outside of gym 2.
I just don't know how many more like 20-year-old.
Well, in the last three months we've been netting like 140 people memberships.
How many you're losing? Oh, I guess netting.
But last month we we like broke even last we hit zero in September. So the summer was great and now it's like slowing down again. You.
Think it's the economy?
I think it's just a lot of people either the number one cancellation I think is just people moving.
Yeah. I don't I'm kind of with you brought where you get new.
You know.
Like you're in the surrounded area once you're there like I don't know where like unless people are just moving constantly there like where are these new people coming from.
To start recruiting?
Like it's been there for years. Everyone who knows who you are either has decided they do not want to be a member of Alpha Land or they do. Like if they know who you are, they know all about it. They know how sick it is. They know like you've tapped out of the people who know you. There might be like 1% of people that are like, "Ah, I just I don't know yet." But like.
Well, I think most members now don't know me, which is great.
Right? No.
You need to like pay for some research. Maybe not pay for it, but you need to find out like why people in your area are going to lifetime in LA and not you.
Cost and amenities.
Why don't you liverities? We just ran our first batch and like I finally got data on like what's not doing good. Like the whole tour videos don't do good. So it's got to be like POV like so we're doing more ads. I think ads will be the good answer.
And then ground marketing going door to door in like neighborhoods and stuff.
That's where we need to level.
Sienna is like [ __ ] hund million houses. I don't know. [ __ ] a lot.
Do you get stressed out about the gym business? No. No. No. Because I know it's only up from here.
Okay.
Good perspective. Well, what uh.
But no matter what that cost is always there, you know.
Yeah.
And it's only I mean then you have the plumbing. I mean you you.
Oh, yeah. Then everything else.
That's your fixed costs, right? Then you have your variable cost like.
How your mirror expenses doing?
Actually hasn't knocked.
I haven't seen any broken.
Yeah. Has been a minute.
Sweet.
Yeah.
Yeah. Um.
I've gone I've gone recently a couple of times and the gym looks in great shape.
So y'all think gym 2.5 weights.
Weights in a cable stack would be phen Yeah. Phenomenal. So much be about 80 and I see like one person two people doing.
How do you extend that though? Like you break the wall and extend it.
No, no. Just add the metal covering.
Oh, come around.
Yeah.
If you had another outdoor work area and you had dumbbells up to 100 and then have.
My only thing is a sled area right now. It's like it you can't really do sleds cuz it's like people are in the way.
Yeah. But you're you're trying I mean if you were to take a poll of everyone in the gym and go what percent of people are trying to do sled pushes on a regular basis? I think it's minimal. Well, I also want to put turf on the back field, which remember like the the old gym, the.
Whole field.
Yeah, yeah, that it'll be expensive, but I think that'd be in like a few years. But it's like I keep spending money.
People using the turf like that level that you're like you need to elevate what the current situation is that much.
No, I don't I I think I could just chill and try to get 1,000 members.
Did y'all get your sauna?
Yes. Things in I haven't been, Dude, I've been at Alpha in like six months.
Do you think less people use.
There? The the field because it's like at the old gym turf.
But it was also like super close. I think it's like because it's even just mildly farther away.
People.
I think if we had turf people would use it a lot more, but I again 80,000 to 100,000. Try not to spend more than that.
I think the gym extension would be a great one.
Rotation like 35 minutes.
Yeah.
And the problem is I like to work out. I work out at 5 and at 5:00 it would take me an hour to get to Alphaland. So I I need to go.
But I never did. I got the email about the new system, but I never did it. So, I don't even know if I go like I don't even know how to get in at the moment.
Will you go when you live in Full Share?
I don't think I ever like barcode. You're right.
Guys, you want to know another shitty news?
Yes.
So, you remember the SMS lawsuit during your wedding?
Yeah.
So.
Have you talked about that on like social media?
Uh, not really. But in short, we had like.
I think it was.
100,000 people on our SMS, right?
Yeah. And we recently like sent out a thing. Hey, here's 15% off, but you have to like say yes that you resubscribe. Guess what percent have resubscribed?
Five.
One percent of the 100,000 have like resubscribed even with giving them a code and stuff.
Yeah, because texts are just annoying.
Yeah. So, we had 100,000, now we have one.
Damn. Well, and it doesn't help that like everyone just got the new iPhone update and now it screens calls. It screens. Honestly, game changer, dude.
You went from 100,000 people to 1,000.
I don't get those calls anymore.
But even text now I'm noticing it'll like automatically send text to like spam in my like I don't even see the the text. So, it's possible like a lot of people don't even get them.
So, we have to full just like rebuild that list because of that stupid lawsuit.
That hurts.
And that's a lot of revenue.
Yeah.
The text was.
What was the lawsuit for?
Uh you you would hit stop. You would hit you would say I stop to get out and it wouldn't opt you out.
You're like, "Oh, [ __ ] that. You're buying this shit." It would still send the message. That's funny.
Damn.
Hey, what do you what do you think uh I guess more so for Christian. What do you think has been It could be like a product that you came out with. What has been like something that you did in your business that was like the the biggest like dumb thing looking back of like I wish I never launched that. That was like that item never sold.
Biggest product.
Yeah. Yeah, sure. I mean, or just like business decision. It could be like.
Making too many SKUs.
That was mine. Yeah. Too many SKs.
When I think back of Ever Forward, it was uh I realized to never ever make tank tops, bro. Tank tops would sit in my ware I would have these same blue tank tops like 3 years later. I'd still be sitting on like 50 tank tops. And I'm like, why does no one want these tank tops? Cuz no one wanted them.
Yeah. One in like 2022, bro. We just had like I mean even now we're clearing like Black Friday we have 2023 product up and it's just like I I went on an ordering spree.
You have what?
2023 products we had on the website like when I was ordering [ __ ] 12,000 of one item, one color.
The days the good days.
But but it's like I would Yeah, but I still they weren't moving at that rate. I just thought I could move them at that rate. So, like now we're sitting on a bunch of [ __ ] neutrals from 2023.
Damn.
Yep. What about you?
Mine was uh definitely supplements. Never again.
Supplements are hard.
We never talked about that.
That was that was tough.
Damn.
That was tough.
At what point did you So, you went cuz you went in like wideeyed like we crush it at X, Y, and Z. Supplements will be another like if you buy all our shorts and accessories, why wouldn't you buy the supplements, right? Like you like the brand. That was definitely the the mindset going into it. But we quickly realized that people.
Everybody has sponsorship deals already.
Yeah. And then when when it comes to putting stuff in your body versus wearing it, people are very like picky about that. Like we would launch supplements and you know it just wouldn't compare to like clothing. Um and you know eventually we turned it we turned it into okay well let's just let it sit on our website and become like a byproduct of our clothes. So if you're on our website and you buy an anaka outfit it's for the gym right? So, you're going to buy supplements. That didn't really work out as well either. So, um I think it got to a point where we just kind of realized that, okay, we're putting a lot more money into this than we're getting back. And uh yeah.
On the first launch, was it like, oh, this is going to work or you're like, oh [ __ ]
First launch, we did six figures, but was it anywhere near like an inaka launch at that time? Absolutely not. and the effort and the stress that went into it versus clothing, I didn't think it was worth it.
How How much do you think you lost on supplements?
Seven figures.
Really?
Yeah, for sure.
Hey, if it makes you I I say y'all cuz I'm not the closing as much anymore. Uh I watched the.
Inventory or what?
Bro? I don't know. I didn't tell the story because I did.
You had you had pre pump BCA.
Pre pump.
BCA.
Protein.
Mhm.
Uh.
We had we had preump pre- pump protein aminos.
Were you going to get into energy drinks? Like were was that plan?
We were going to um at the end I we just.
Okay, I'll say that there was an an enormous amount of supplements ordered towards the end for whatever reason. And we s just kind of like how you said 2023 neutrals.
Yeah.
We literally just got that [ __ ] out of our warehouse by donating it like this year. Like that's how much we were sitting on.
Yeah, it was it was pretty [ __ ] bad.
Buy a t-shirt with four tubs of free.
We did that. We started doing that. And even at that rate, it was just kind of like [ __ ] like we need to get we need to get rid of this and we just like donated it.
Before it expired or what?
Yeah. It was getting to that point where like we just had like a [ __ ] ton in our we built an entire fridge. I remember we spent like.
30 grand on a fridge in our warehouse and like it just sat fully stocked.
Damn.
Yeah. Yeah, we had to give all it away.
Bro, I if it makes you feel any better, I have.
Oh, y'all came and saw that. Yeah.
I've built six websites for supplement companies over the years, and not a single one of them is still around.
Yeah.
Out of six that I built and like not even just in our friend group, like there's I'm not going to name them, but there's some other like companies that we know of.
Yeah.
I don't think a single one of them made it.
It's tough if you don't have I mean, you need like a Samsung like you need like a.
You need the money to pay.
You need the money. You need the people to back it. You need Dom. You need the people that can get it into like retail.
One of them we did I did this really cool. It was like 3D. So like every time you'd switch it like the tubs would spin around and stuff. And I actually went I went to give the link to somebody the other day cuz I was like yeah this is what we could do with like a 3D Shopify website. And I gave them the link and it just goes nowhere now. And I'm like [ __ ] I guess they went out of business too.
Yeah man.
They're all gone.
The thing with supplements is like you.
You have to do like wholesale.
It can't be like we have a great like formula. It's like everyone does. Ours tastes great. Everyone's does, right? Like like that that's the bare minimum. Like the standards have been so high. So now it's you have to either have the craziest audience that has just been begging for a a supplement line from you and like just make so much sense or you have five $10 million out of the gate to put into the mo to pull every influencer off their supplement brand. And.
Don't you essentially have to fake it till you make it, right?
100%.
At the beginning besides not being the brand that has like a strong following behind it. If you're just like an ordinary brand, you have to pump so much money to give the image that the brand is like flourishing. That way more people come and just like start buying into the brand because they see that it's flourishing. So pumping the 5 to10 million in the beginning to get it off the ground, that's something that we we couldn't do. Bro, the space even just like I mean every I feel like with Sour Strips, Sour Strips was like this while great brand, great product, right? Like but it was just the absolute perfect timing and the perfect audience that I launched it to and like it was like early on now. I mean every influencer and celebrity has a product under the sun that it's like almost like coming out with products is like the back in the day when fitness influencers like guys I'm starting a clothing line, right? like you just it's like you're just expecting it now at this point and um it's just it's so difficult. Like I'd already stray people away from like clothing, but supplement people like I want to start a supplement line. I'm like why?
Mhm.
The clothing the the clothing brand starting influencers have kind of died down a lot though. I don't really see influencers starting brands anymore.
Yeah. I I think it's definitely dying down. I I just like if I could go back, I would I would establish my margins to be healthier from the beginning and just like dive into the premium sphere a little bit better cuz like trying to compete with all like the Gym Shark Young LA pricing is where you shoot yourself in the foot, bro. Well, and the bigger that these companies get, the lower they can lower their prices and like we just can't compete uphill battle.
And then our margins just get small small so small small.
Versus like Aloe chilling at 150 for a for an item, right? I was watching.
Selling a a subpar quality item.
Yeah. So, it's just.
Off topic real quick, but I know we don't have any sponsors yet and we have no money, but can we please get him a new mic? I think the entire pot I'm watching them like.
I I'm glad you brought that up, Joe. I was thinking I actually want to I don't know about a full redesign, but I if you guys I know that this podcast essentially like is this podcast that I started and then now like I really like having my friends and like on here and like y'all don't have to do any of this and so but I would love to as long as youall want to keep doing this like I'd love to almost do like a a reset design and like cuz I really want to tweak like some of these camera angles and like do some more things and Maybe tweak the the set, change cuz I don't like how these chairs don't match. I I think I can improve the set. I know you'll hate the couch. I was like, I feel like I can do a little redesign. Put some money back into the pod.
I'll donate you another chair. I have no place to put it.
But I don't know if this is the problem is that this is so.
I look I look massive in this.
Yeah, you're set up. I need We're like way back.
So, what I need to do is either rig these cameras that I are all pointing to each of us at a further back. I need to move the lights back because I need the wide angle lens to be way further back. But if I do it, if I make all the cameras go further back, I need to build out the walls further because you're going to start seeing more of it. So I I need to take some time and like.
Redesign the studio.
Do you watch podcast for inspiration?
I look at I I look at pods and I have a shelf there for 3D above Joe's head.
You want to do that?
Yeah. I I look at like and I can tell people like I like when people have like high quality sets. I mean you even look at I mean shoot like Chris Williamson has a cool one. I mean even if you look at like you look at Caller Daddy like the set is like she put some money in like it's just really nice.
I was about to bring that one up.
Yeah.
And that's why I'm like recreating this room at the new house above the gym for this. But I realized like especially if you want to have four people and you want to have like a set with like depth and things behind it, you need like a 20x 25 ft room. Like you need a huge room to have to have like a really nice set to have.
What about like like you know have you ever really like thought about like like a I don't know if it's a podium or like a desk like those sports cast.
I've seen about that but I didn't I.
Like a custom one.
Do would you like the idea sitting like that?
Yeah, that would be [ __ ] sick.
Like a curved one.
Yes, like a sports show like ESPN.
That would be cool.
That would be so sick.
I'm trying to make it with four people so that like y'all aren't just like this like the whole time. Yeah, I would I would like to sit behind something cuz I like to wear shorts and a lot of times like I got wide ass legs and like everyone.
Yeah. Right. It'd be nice to sit behind a.
Okay.
A custom podium like a like ESPN would be sick. We'd wear suits and [ __ ]
Like Shaq and Barkley.
If I did a whole rehaul.
Okay.
I like the desk with the logo on the front of the desk.
Yeah.
Would be cool. We get.
But how would you do the set? How would.
Curve it? Curve it. So, like just kind of like this but like curved.
Joe, you could build it.
I could build it.
Is that a.
Out of wood?
Yeah, it would be out of wood. Yes.
Like a candy land in the back.
Stain it. We could We could change these panels out.
Just swap this with a green screen and we'll just put [ __ ] whatever we want behind us.
That's true.
Space. When Joe's talking politics, put a flag on the back just waving.
Yeah.
Put Trump space. [Laughter] Um.
We do honestly like if if my dumb ass is going to be on the show, we almost need like a a Jamie. We need somebody to like fact check us with a computer somewhere. We need to be able to.
Just anytime someone says something just to be able like search it up real quick and then you can just like interject.
And like have another camera angle and like.
Pull that up. Pull that up. Yeah. Yeah. Because sometimes we're talking about stuff and like y'all haven't seen it. It'd be nice if they could like see it real quick.
Yeah. But but then it would always just be like Joe was wrong. Joe was wrong. Joe was wrong. Maybe.
I I really think you know this podcast like grows slowly but surely and the the views are a lot of people come up to me be like I love.
A lot of people.
I only get recognized from this now because I don't do anything on social media but.
No, I I've I've really.
A lot of people like.
The pods at like 65,000 subs like it'll definitely hit 100 right I don't know if it's ever going to hit a million.
It'll hit yeah you see growth.
See how growth works you just put work in the chances of this pod hitting a 100red are far greater than Okay, I'm not even going to get down. I'm not.
Really He's growing at a rapid rate right now.
No, it's slowing down.
Oh, [ __ ]
What are you doing?
I never said I never said that he couldn't hit a million. I said if you keep making vlogs about your dayto-day life at this.
Why are you going back down this? Why are you doing this again?
Because they're take him down in 10 minutes.
Yeah.
Oh, [ __ ] Okay.
Who Who will hit Okay. Will will this pod hit 100 faster than he'll hit 200? Yes.
Maybe. I'm a 104.
It's been It's been a few months since 800.
I can just tell you based on what what does a pod get a month right now?
Growth. How many new subs we get a month?
Like 187.
Oh, I I'll be.
Oh, yeah. No, he's.
I'm saying the rate I feel like you could.
Yeah.
This I I need to figure out what this pod like with all the like the tags, the description, the like all the I I don't get why it actually doesn't grow faster. Maybe because people either have to know about us.
Yeah.
To.
Some people just don't like.
This is a great.
Do you feel like people don't like subscribe anymore? They just watch. Like I don't I don't subscribe to people.
I I mean I love watching completely honest. I don't watch any.
But there's a lot of people that listen to this on Spotify that aren't that's just YouTube subscribers. Like that's just.
Like I'm on a podcast and get recognized for being on this podcast and I do not watch any like I don't consume.
Hey, last question. Last question before before we have to go. Uh, would you take a bullet for someone in this room? Would any of you take a bullet for one of us?
Like a fatal bullet or like just take a bullet?
Am I living?
You won't be able to walk for two years.
Am I taking a bullet in your arm or am I.
I'd sacrifice an arm?
Would you?
Yeah, I'd sacrifice a body part. I don't know if.
I'd probably go wheelchair.
Really?
Yeah.
Okay. Wait for even even would you would you go to would would you go to prison.
For one year.
If it meant that Christian didn't have to go to prison for 10 years.
One year in prison.
You have to go to prison for one year.
Can I get out early on good.
No, the deal is like he's getting 10 years for this thing he did but if you can take his fall and you will get one year.
Do you get anything else?
Like yeah, you get money. No. Does your Does your company stay where it is?
He did something that he's like, "You get 10 years." And the deal is like if you can get a friend to do it, like because that's such a noble thing.
You will get one year.
Yeah. But what happens to like businesses and stuff while you're in prison?
Prison stuff.
It's my [ __ ] I'll handle it.
No. 10 years for one year.
I've said before, but like I almost feel like prison be good for me for a year. So I can just like.
Like I could just relax and work out every day.
For street cred. I would do it. Yeah. And for for him not to get 10 years for street crate. I would do it.
You could be like, "What if he was only getting five years and you could do one?" You'd be like, "Nah, that's not that long, bro."
Yeah. Five out.
I'd hire him a good lawyer.
Bro, a year is like where? Which prison too?
Riker.
No, I'm good. I'm not going to get out, dude.
You will. You're going to come out with tattoos in your head.
Is a year for Amanda?
Yeah, but like it's going to be rough, dude. I was talking to somebody that has been in prison and like I think it's way worse than we we think it is. Yeah, prison's bad.
I don't know. They're like they're like playing PlayStation.
Yeah. Yeah. No, but I think it's like like you don't have the option in real prison like from not jail but like prison where it's like multiple years. The person I was talking to is like you don't have a choice of like joining your click. Like if you're white, you're [ __ ] joining like like there are [ __ ] gangs and if you don't join them like you're you're have a bad time.
All right, next time we're going to talk about how we would break out of prison. Uh, thank you guys for watching this week's episode. New episodes every week. Every Monday 9:00 a.m. Eastern time listen to be one next week. Anyone do anything?
Yeah. Yeah. Next week.
Yeah. No. Yeah.
Sick. All right. Uh, eat more sour chips forward. Thanks for tuning in. Peace. Peace.
All right.
Bro, we can't do this early. [Music] [Applause] [Music]