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[snorts] You were saying? "I have had a vision. Tailong will return."
"That is impossible. He is in prison."
"Nothing is impossible. Zang, fly to Chum prison and tell them to double the gods, double the weapons, double everything. Tailong does not leave THAT PRISON."
"YES, MASTER SHIVA. One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it."
"We have to do something. We can't just let him march on the valley and take his revenge, he'll heal."
"Your mind is like this water, my friend. When it is agitated, it becomes difficult to see. But if you allow it to settle, the answer becomes clear. The Dragon Scroll. It is time. But who, who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power to become the Dragon Warrior?"
"I don't know. Excuse me. Me. Sorry."
"Hey, watch it, Paul. Sorry. Suck it up."
"Sorry. Doesn't pardon me. What? Master Ug is choosing the dragon warrior today. EVERYONE, EVERYONE GO GET TO THE JADE PALACE. ONE OF THE five is GOING TO GET THE dragon scroll. We've been waiting a thousand years for this. Just take the-"
"This is the greatest day in kung fu history. Don't worry ABOUT IT. JUST GO."
"OH, where are you going?"
"To the Jade Palace."
"But you're forgetting your noodle card. The whole family will be there and you will sell noodles to all of them."
"Selling noodles."
"But Dad, you know, I was kind of thinking maybe I-"
"Yeah."
"I was kind of thinking maybe I-"
"Uh-huh."
"-could also sell the bean buns. They're They're about to go bad."
"That's my boy."
"I told you that dream was a sign."
"Yeah. Glad I had it. I'm a coach."
"Me, too. Come on. Where are you? Almost there. What? No. Oh, no. Sorry, Po. We'll bring you back a souvenir."
"No, I'll bring you back a souvenir. It is an historic day, isn't it, Master Uruguay?"
"Yes, and one I feared I would not live to see. Are your students ready?"
"Yes, Master Uruguay. Now know this, old friend. Whomever I choose will not only bring peace to the valley, but also to you. Let the tournament begin."
[cheering]
"Yeah. Oh, no. No. No. No. Wait. I'm coming. Wait. Yes. Hey, OPEN THE DOOR. LET ME IN."
"Citizens of the Valley of Peace, it is my great honor to present to you Tigris, Viper, Crane, Monkey, Mantis, THE FURIOUS FIVE."
[groaning]
"Warriors prepare, ready for battle."
"Yeah. The thousand tons of fire."
[screaming]
"Whoa, look at that. HEY, GET OUT OF the way. Ah! Ow! AND FINALLY, MASTER TIGRIS. Believe me, citizens, you have not SEEN ANYTHING YET."
"I KNOW, MASTER TIGRIS."