[1/22/26] Split Fiction w/ Laki + Unban Requests

Car boo strawberry ice cream. One spoon for two and treating jackets. Laughing about how small it looks on you. Watching reruns of glee singing in harmony. I bet she's bragging to all her friends saying you're so unique. So when you tell her that we did that, too. She thinks it's special. But it's all reused. That was our place. I found it first. I made the jokes you tell to her when she's with you. Do you get deja vu when she's with you? Do you get deja vu? Do you get deja vu? Do you call her, say my name? Cuz let's be honest, we kind of do sound the same. Another actress. I hate to think that I was just your type. I bet she knows Billy Joe cuz you played her uptown girl. You're singing it together. I bet you even tell her how you love her in between the chorus and the version. So when you're going to tell her and we did that too, she thinks it's special. But it's all we used. That was the show we talked about. Played you the song she's singing now when she's with you. Do you get deja vu when she's with you? Do you get desol? Don't act like we didn't do that too. Just treating Jack is like we used to do everything piano, but she doesn't know that I was the one who taught you a different, but there's nothing new.

Wait, I'm muted. I'm muted. Hi, chat. Okay, my tongue. Wait. Ew, that looks gross. Okay, just ignore that. Wait, why is my tongue a little orange? It's cuz of my drink. Okay, please ignore it. Hi, Lucky. Are you ready, guys? Today, basically what I was supposed to do is I was supposed to stream with Ary today. Um, we were supposed to do, uh, what was it called? Uh, Facebook Marketplace mukbang. Um, and then he canceled on me again. Um, so, might as well do gaming. Um, I didn't want to not stream today just because I'm taking so many days off. Um, because I'm going to Florida, not tomorrow, but the day after. I'm going to be in Florida on the 24th and the 25th. Then I'm taking the 26th off. And I just I didn't want to take any more time off, so I was just like, might as well play some games cuz I haven't played some games in a while. Um, but I wanted a little bit of a break from that game that I was playing yesterday. I had a lot of fun playing Last of Us, but I just need a little break. I need something where I don't have to use as much of my brain. Um, so we're going to be playing, uh, Split Fiction, which I've played like, I think it was like over a year ago I played this game. Um, but I really enjoyed it. It honestly really got me into like story time. Actually, what the [ __ ] I'm dead ass lying. It did not get me into any type of story story games, but it made me open my eyes to the idea of story games, but I had so much fun. But today, I'm going to be playing with Lackey, and I'm so excited. Thank you, Ken, for the eight months. And thank you, not for the gifted. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. But yeah, this one's so fun. I know The Last of Us isn't hard, okay? But um, some of us just aren't. Um, oh, there in the head. Okay. Thank you, Rent do for the five gifted. How hard can a story game be? Exactly. I remember my chat really struggled watching me play Split Fiction last year. I played with Chelsea, like in, um, who's a VTuber, a really long time ago. Uh, she was so patient playing with me. Um, thank you Jennif for the 10 gifted. Thank you so so much. She was honestly so patient playing with me. Um, it took us like 12 hours, I'm pretty sure, to finish a game that's like really not that long. Um, so that makes me a little nervous. Also, guys, I washed my hair. No, no more chud hair. Um, I washed it. Yay. Okay. I don't know why I disclosed that to you guys. That really was not that important. I'm not going to lie. But yeah, this is going to be a hard watch. I just want to let you guys know in advance. Um, but I'm really excited. I'm so excited.

Wait, I want to open two packages before I start. I got PR, but I don't have a scissor. My finger. Oh my god, pimple patches. Oh my god, I love pimple patches. Thank god. Clarifying patches. I get so much skincare. My skin's so sensitive. So, if I never end up keeping these things, they always go to a good cause and I end up giving them to someone like Bri. Bri loves them or like just any friends that like the skincare that I don't use cuz my skin's so messed up. But I'll use the pimple patches. But there's salicylic acid and probiotic toner. Then there's a what is this? Cica and hyaluronic complex. [ __ ] I don't even know what the [ __ ] a complex is. Um, and then there's a clarifying cleanser, but this line is so cute and the Pixie PR is always so cute. Um, the second thing I got, um, I'm not going to lie, this was from Christmas time, but I just I didn't get around to picking it up. Um, yeah, this is from Chris. Damn, this box heavy as [ __ ] Uh, it's from Discord. Yeah, this is really old. And I don't know why it's so wrapped up. Why is there like fur coming out the side of it? I don't know what's going to be in this. Okay. Okay. I definitely should have put that in the Wi-Fi box. I don't know what this is. Okay. Oh [ __ ] I think this was supposed to be here, but it fell. I'm pretty sure. Yeah, this definitely fell. It's okay. [ __ ] happens. Do you know what I'm saying? Um, but hypothetically, I think I'm I'm supposed to just see myself in this. But you know what? I kind of needed a mirror. Like, is that crazy if I just start using this mirror for my makeup? It's a freebie. Oh, cute. The little message from Discord. Kudos to your breakout. You're absolutely legendary. Thank you for making your server a huge part of why Discord was the most fun place to hang out with friends in 2025. Team Discord. Thank you, B, for the five gifted. Oh. Oh my god, it's a little Discord dude that always waves. It's a little Discord plushy. That's so cute. Oh wow, a Discord jacket for me. Wow. Wow. Wow. It's falling. Now, I'm going to put good use to this jacket. Okay. Now, in this little box. Wow. Wow. A Discord hat just for me. I have never worn one of these hats. I feel like I look crazy. Okay. Oh, a Discord keychain cuz Discord knew that I was going to get a car this year. Thank you, Discord W Manifestation and some pins cuz Discord knew that I was going to get my mini Kelly this year, too. Oh my god. Good job, Discord. Okay. What's in this side? Oh, what? Now this. Now this I will use. This hat is crazy. I'm not going to lie. I love that [ __ ] Okay, look how cute they did a mini Steam Deck with Discord. I'm actually going to use this. I brought my Steam Deck from Canada, but my Steam Deck from Canada, um, what's it called? It It's like broken. I want to open it. I know this is like probably not the best way to open this. Does it How does it look? Oh. Oh, wait. Look at how little it is. Wait, it's actually so cute. Stop. Why is that the cutest thing? I mean, I guess I don't really need that big of one. I guess I'll have six little audios. It's so Why is this Why is this so cute? It's so miniized. That is so cute. It has a little Discord button on it. W soundboard. I mean, I have another one, but [ __ ] it. I guess I opened that. really not nice, didn't I? Now, thank you, Adam, for the eight months. Thank you.

Okay, I am ready for this gaming segment. Are you guys ready for this gaming segment? I don't know if you are. Okay, let's see chat if you guys can hear my Discord. me. Thank you, Vinnie, for the 10 gifted. Thank you so much. Okay, I'm I'm I'm calling on Discord. I'm calling Lucky. Hello. Hello. Okay, wait. Let me turn audio. Are you ready? I'm so ready. Okay. I'm I'm I'm a little confused how the friend code works because I think I just Here, I'll invite you and then that should be Okay, I'm not going to lie, my Steam's in Swedish, so this might take me an extra few minutes. Why is it in Swedish? Because I'm using Osa's uh old PC and it's in Swedish and I don't know how to fix it. So me, my chat's saying change the language. How am I supposed to change the language if I don't even know what the words are to change the language? This [ __ ] is not in English. You have to look up a tutorial. No, I really do. Follow the photos. No, I actually think I do. Oh my god. Thank you. Take for the ted. Okay. Um, do I don't know. Do I boot up or do I wait for you to invite me? That's what I'm wondering. Here, I'll let me try to invite you first. You get any like Steam notification? I did. I think it's loading. Oh, [ __ ] Why are my Discord alerts on here? I literally put it in uh Oh, what the hell does this mean? Play online. Did it work? Yeah, but what does this mean? I think it just means that we're not like on the same device. Like, it's not like you're in the same room with me. Oh, okay. Um, I'm going to be just as clueless as you. By the way, you probably know a lot more than me cuz you actually played this. I have not. All my brain knows is Valerant. Oh, it's okay. me. New game. Are you ready? Yeah. Are you playing? Are you going to do controller or keyboard and mouse? I'll do keyboard mouse. I don't mind. Yeah, me too. It says recommended controller. And I have a controller, but I'm I don't think I'm going to. Nah, it's fine. Thank you, Mango, for the five. Wait, I'm going to put I don't know. I might I think I'm going to put my push talk on really quickly. So, I don't um um You don't have to. I don't I don't really care. You don't care. I have a I have like a toggle mute whenever I need it, but you know, I don't care. Okay. Uh, so are we like what's the plan here? Are we watching all the like cut scenes and whatever? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Hi. Um, I've got an invitation. I'm a writer. Oh, great. Go ahead and fill in your information and then make your way over to the elevators. Okay. Wait, hold the door. Do you remember any of this when you're watching it back? That was close. Uh, yeah. I remember thinking the girl with the red jacket was a [ __ ] Hi. That's all I remember. Can I ask you something? Um, have you been published before? Nope. No, me neither. Damn, you're right. My parents always say I should quit writing and get a real job. But hey, look at me now. So, what's your story about? It's science fiction. Oh, sci-fi. Sci-fi is cool. I write fantasy. Look, I don't mean to be rude and all, but I really don't do small talk. Oh, okay. Nice to meet you, too. I knew she was a [ __ ] I am. Yeah, I don't like her. Owner and founder of Raider Publishing. And I believe that Wait, are those the two characters though that eventually one of us is going to have to be imagin's creativity free. Unlike other publishing houses, we're on the verge of releasing a product that will reshape the foundation of the entire industry. Stories have been told and retold pretty much in the same way. Do we get to wear these? Yes, the suits will help us pinpoint and track your synchronization. Track and synchronize. What? Mr. Raider will fill you in on the details shortly. Immersive event. Why read or watch a story when you can live it, touch it, feel it? My fellow writers, let me introduce the machine, my life's work, the heart of this company. You will all undergo a unique simulation of your story. And during the experience, we will record and store it all and then package and publish. Welcome to the next chapter of storytelling. Why have I zoned out already? Yes. Okay, that's not good. Zoe. Um, no, I'm here. I'm amazing. Thank you for the five. Thank you for the 10. Thank you. Excuse me. Us this opportunity to get published. Lord knows it is rough being an unpublished writer these days. Am I right? Are you saying that we're going to be plugged into that machine? Yes, you are. I was told that we You dead ass have valor brain. Holy [ __ ] Get paid and that's it. What? No. Sign up for a medical procedure. Oh, trust me. This is no back in my day. You used to have Valerant brain pain. Just try to relax. I haven't played in so long. Honestly, good for you. I started my day today with Valerant and it ruined my day. I'm so glad that you reached out. Without further ado, my dead ass would never again. Activate the suits. This is so cool. Please step onto your assigned platforms to begin your journey. This is creepier things. Welcome. Please step on your assigned platform. It's time to unleash your full creative potential. Go. Screw this. I won't do it. I won't do it. Please return to your platform now. I can't I can't do this. Calm down. Return to your platform. I I won't do it. Okay. We cannot shut this down now. Do you understand? You have to proceed. No. No. Sakura. Why does her face lowkey look like I told you this is perfectly safe. No. No. No. You come with me. think she looks like if I created myself in it. Oh [ __ ] What the [ __ ] Not the short, not the hair, but like they're like 69. Oh, wait. Can I Can I No, I don't want to be the I don't want to be the I don't want to be the [ __ ] Do I have to be the [ __ ] Okay, I don't want to be the [ __ ] No, I'll be the [ __ ] Don't worry. Okay, thank god. I did not want to be the [ __ ] Okay. Oh [ __ ] I'm ready. Oh, I love this game. I'm so excited. Visuals are so pretty. No, they're This is That's why I like this game so much. The visuals are actually so so so pretty in this game. Cina, wait. So, we're connected to this machine so we can reach our full potential with our creativity. Is something like that? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you What are you doing here? Wait, what? What are you doing in my story? Something bad is going on here. Yeah, like you're ruining my chance to get published. No, listen to me. Oh, damn, [ __ ] Wait, I'm so powerful. There is something this publisher is not telling us. Well, all I can see is that they have given me exactly what I signed up for. You don't understand. We need to get out of here. Not we. You. I need to get published. Please leave my story. Trust me, that is exactly You're a bit whiny, too. Okay. Yeah, I know. My girl's like needy and annoying as [ __ ] This [ __ ] annoying. What is that? Yeah. And take that glitch. Wait, you guys haven't seen this game? This one's good. This one's super fun. Yes. Like everybody in their mall. No. It's so fun. No. Really? Oh my god. I'm I'm so excited. I'm not going to lie. Wait. If I If I do that, does it stop it for you? Yeah. Okay. Hold on. Cuz I forgot that I turned the music off in the game. I just want to turn it back. That's okay. I'm going to Wait, can you pause for one second? Mhm. I just want to on Discord push to mute. So, go for it. How do I do that? Um, you have to do keybinds. So, settings and then voice keybinds. Wait, where the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] It's not on voice and video. It's on keybinds. Yeah. Yeah, due to system permission keys don't work in certain games, [ __ ] What? Did you find it? Push to mute. Yeah, but I hope I don't set it as a keybind that's in the game. In the Yeah. Yeah, I do. Do you think V would be a keybind in the game? Probably not, right? Uh, I don't think so. Hopefully not. Hopefully not. I don't think so. Okay. Okay. Wait, that works. Okay, I'm good now. Okay. W. What the hell is going on? Yep, this is definitely my story. Very stealthy. I'm so excited. I actually I really liked this game last time I played. I hope I like it just as much. I just want to get out. You have like high expectations because of yourself. Yeah. I don't know. But something tells me we need to find that glitch. Are you sure? No. Okay. I'm so excited. I I rarely like games. Okay. Which one am I? Okay. Ready? You ready? Okay. Um, okay. So, you have no clue where that glitch might be. [ __ ] I I forgot. All I know is that we're in my story. Yeah. So, I have to look at one side of my screen the whole time. Let's just focus on getting out of here. Whoa. Oh, [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] I missed it. I missed it. Oh, [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] No. I'm done. My dumb ass. Wait for the clap. No. My dumb ass. I'm going to I'm going to wait for you. Double jump it. I don't think so. There you go. Okay, nice. Oh, running. Oh, [ __ ] I forgot about that. Wait, I need to turn this down. Wait, this is so loud. Yeah, I need to turn mine down. Marsha is really is really Okay, I'm glad because I was like, "Holy." Okay, I forgot about these. I did remember that I struggled a little bit in this a lot in this game, but I'm I I'm not sure how long it's supposed to take to finish this game, but it took me I think just over two streams. I feel like that's normal. I No, people complete it in six hours. People finish it in really? Yeah, people complete it in six hours. I didn't know that. Um, on your screen, are you on the right or on the left? I'm on the right. Right now, you're on your your right or on the left. Wait, I'm on my right on my screen. What are you on? Okay, let's check out. Yeah, I'm on my left. So, I think we see the same. Oh [ __ ] What is this? Oh jeez. Okay. Can you explain the situation, please? We're freedom fighters reclaiming our home from galactic invaders. No, not this story. In the real world, what happened? I wanted to leave, but they wouldn't let me. Are you sure this isn't just some sort of misin like every chapter is a different fighting when I fell into or something? Like, we're not in the same world the whole time, are we? We've got company. Oh, [ __ ] What? There's like mini challenges within the Oh [ __ ] What is the L dash? I don't remember how to L dash. I don't remember doing this. Oh my god. I remember. Oh my god. I'm not going to lie. This took me a really long time. Last time I Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] I was not good at this. Oh my god. Oh my god. I was really bad at this. Oh my god. I'm not good. I'm not good. Despite going to do it. I believe in you. Okay. Wait. Okay. Okay. Okay. just Oh, [ __ ] It's okay. Some of these take a long [ __ ] time. I'm not going to lie. Am I supposed to go on? My [ __ ] is like a little bit slow. Like glitchy. Uhoh. So, you just double jump and then dash midair. Okay, I I got it. You go dash. Yeah. Am I supposed to walk on this? Oh wow. Look down. Oh my gosh. That's actually kind of a view. Got aim assist. Yeah. Thank god. Jump over there. I actually don't know where I'm supposed to go. I know. It's kind of like not really direct at all. Yeah. They just let you figure it out. Ph. Oh shoot. You're like Spider-Man. What else do you think? Wait, you're actually good at this for never playing. Like my ass just don't remember any of this. Bro, I'm just looking at one button. It tells me has to be around somewhere. It has to. Look, I don't remember. Oh, wait. There was here. Oh, you have to stop it. Yeah, it's slowing down. I got it. Okay. And then can I stop it for you? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Hold on. I got to figure it out. We did it. Oh, you got it. Oh, yeah. Okay. Oh my god. I don't remember this part. Mother [ __ ] Get blasted from nowhere. Oh. Oh, what was this part? I don't remember this. You just have to walk. You just Wait, where did you go? On the left side. Just walk on the ledge. Oh, am I Oh. Oh, wait. I should go on the other side. What the [ __ ] am I doing, bro? My dumb ass is like bouncing around trying to make it way more complicated than it is. It's okay. Oh, let's go. We made it. Nice. Oh my god. How did you Okay. It's like you walk on the wall. How does this work? Do you know what will happen next in the story? Sort of. Come again. Writing it and experiencing it is a totally different ball. Did you play It Takes Two or Let's hope there's a plan to save. I played about 20 minutes with my sister and we never finished. I wouldn't bet on it. Just because you blew your shot to get published doesn't mean that I have to blow mine. Oh my god. No. That's okay. I think they're up to something fishy. I just don't know what yet. Don't remember what you Oh, wait. Where am I going? Oh, you go down. I keep forgetting I can look over on your side and like see what you're doing. Yeah, I know. This is like kind of trippy. This is like my least favorite part of the game. That means it gets better. That's good. Yeah, there's way better parts. Turn. We do have to do the same kind. Oh, I don't know. This feels great. I think we just Oh, wait. We just keep doing it. Do we have to do the same time? Okay, I'm going to do I'm going to count down. One, two, three, pull. Okay. One, two, three, pull. Oh, no. How are we? But I'm doing it when you're doing it. It's literally We look single. Wait. No. No. Hit it in the middle. Hit it in the middle. Oh, there's a thing. Oh my god. I didn't even notice it. Now I see what's happening. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Oh yeah, we have to walk a little dodge. Yeah. Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm dead. Wait. Oh. Oh no. No. No. That [ __ ] was not Oh, what? I'm not confused. I thought I was control. Okay. Okay. Where am I going? I just tapped out. Um, are you okay? Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. What? Where do we go? I don't remember. There is a way out, though. I'm going to explore a little bit. [ __ ] There is a path. Yeah, I think I found it. Yeah. Yeah. Go down that way and then Yeah, that's where I live. Oh, yeah. I'm out. Yeah. Go down and then left. Go up. Nice. Oh my god. Um, let's not get smushed by this. Oh wow. Oh wow. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Uh, where? Where? Where? What the hell? Oh, we just uh was about to just fall. Wait. Keep cool as a camel. That's not an actual saying. Cool. Is like the [ __ ] Can you handle a gun turret? Is that a common question you ask? Or any weapons for that matter? Oh my gosh. I had a slingshot when I was a kid. All right. I wonder if these games are easier on keyboards. Is it Chad? Sure. All right, Chad. I'm on right side. Wait, should we do should we do both our cams? Um, how do we do that? Uh, it's through stream together. Chad, do you want us to have both our cams on it? Yeah, I'm so dumb. I've never done that. I always like wondered how people do that. It's okay. Hold up. I did a request thing. Okay, so you go through here. Oh, [ __ ] chat. Copy. Uh, include my camera. Uh, do I have to like turn my camera on in the the like popup browser that comes up or no? Yes. Camera needs elsewhere. Yeah. Set up virtual camera. Wait. So, what happens if How the [ __ ] did Wait, chat. How did I do this with How did I do this with Katie? Do you Chad? Do you guys remember? I don't remember. She taught me how to do it and she was really quick with it. I don't remember. She taught me how to do it and she was really quick with it. Look it up. Look it up. Complicated. It wasn't It was an OBS scene. It was an OBS scene. Complicated. And wait, I want to It was It was an OBS scene. It was an OBS scene. And set up a virtual camera. Nana's doing it. Nana's doing it. Oh, hold on. You have to make your virtual camera like Oh, hold on. I might You have to make your virtual camera like your full cam. I'm pretty sure. Um, how do you do that? Um, do you know in OBS how it says uh start virtual camera like under your streaming button? Yes. Yes. Do you know in OBS how it says uh start virtual camera like under your streaming button? Wait, my my I have mine. I have yours. There's also it says so there's a little setting button next to the start production did yours. I have mine. Do you need mine? Oh, or do you don't care? My No, I do want it. But how? Wait, Nana, how do you do this? What? Or do you care? Wait, how did you just No, I do want it. But how? Wait, Nana, how do you how do I Wait, Nana, how did you do Wait, how did you just do that? It's double audio. Wait, can you mute her audio though? Wait, how do I Nana? How did you do that? It's double audio. Wait, can you mute her audio though? Nana, um, on your OBS. I have the stream open. No, I don't. on your OBS. I have the stream. I have my stream open, but it's muted. I have my stream. Wait, how do we how do we do it? It's through OBS. And then what do we do? Include my camera and then Wait, I want you to try to like the setting button next to start virtual camera. Click on it and then click output selection should be like whatever your full cam scene is. Source or Yeah. or source I guess your cam. That's what I did. Now what? Okay. Now go back to the popup. What's a popup? Yeah. And then turn your cam on and it's going to tell you you can't use your cam. So use OBS virtual whatever. Okay. Mine's on. Okay. Um, and now I have to figure out how to get it on my stream. Uh, it's a link. Copy URL. Copy browser URL source and then you put it into a source on your thing. Wait, can you turn yours on cuz your uh camera is not synced properly? Yes. Yes. Yes. Let's see if this works. Can you guys see? Ah, you can see Sakura again. Okay. Um, sure. Let me do mine. Start. And then make sure you mute your audio. Mute everything cuz it'll be it'll be going through Discord, too. It should be on. Holy pixelated. Why is yours like one bit? I don't know. Am I I mean, I'm using a stream cam. I'm not using an actual like Sony cam. Um, but it's like one bit. What? Wait, let me see. Can Can I see it on your stream or open my stream right now? Why does it look like [ __ ] What the [ __ ] Hold on. I wonder if it's anything from my end. Like, is there anything I can mess with chat? What is wrong with it? Why does it look like on my end? Like on the browser it doesn't look like that. What the hell? I wonder if I can give you a different link or if it's gonna be the same. Wait, let me try something. Yeah, it's still no idea why it's doing that. That's so dumb. Um, I want to look it up. How do I do that? I wonder if it would be [ __ ] if if I input it. I'mma try I'm going to try. Wait, what do you mean? I'm going to put it. I'm going to try and Wait. Why is it showing both of us? What the [ __ ] I don't know what's happening. Oh, wait. Camera settings. I did it wrong. That's why. Oh, wait. You uh Why is your camera so blurry, though? It shouldn't be blurry. At least it's blurry. Like you you're in Japan right now, girl. If you look on my stream, it's not like that. Why does it look so crazy? Wait, Chad, why does it look like that? Oh, it's clearing a little bit. Oh, we're coming back. Wait, can you What is your resolution? Um, on OBS or on this browser thing on this on OBS? I mean, it should be the max that it can be on OBS. Why does it look like that? Yeah, I really don't know. Ch. Why is it so? I mean, it looks a little better now. You're going to make me pretty small anyway. It should be okay, right? Like when you open your game and you put me there, what does it look like? Or is it okay? Yeah, you can also like crop the My monitor is taking up half my half my screen. So, you can take that off if you want. Like crop it. Wait, I want to make sure your cam is the same size as my cam so it looks good. Hold up. Okay. Wait, chat. Good. Good. Okay. My chat says good. That's good enough. I just need to fix your size on my screen and then we're good. Do you like that Alani flavor? Yeah, this one's my favorite one. I'm not going to lie, I I really I really didn't want to go buy it, so then I asked Alani to send it to me. Bro, they just reached out and asked like what flavors I wanted, and I asked for that one. That's why I'm asking you. No, this one's my favorite one cuz it reminds me of orange Fanta. Oo, orange Fanta is like my favorite soda, so I should like it. Really? It's really good. Um, do you want to uh share stream or like whatever? Are we already doing that? I think we're never mind. I think we're already shar stream. Okay. Are you ready? I'm ready. Okay. Okay. What is Lego? I think you have to hit E. Wait, I just Okay. Yeah. Wow. We're so strong. That's our ship. Get it. What? It's our only way out of here. Oh, [ __ ] I'm Oh, I died. I died. I died. I died. I'm still going. Oh my god. Never mind. I died. Oh my god. I'm I'm lowkey glitching out a little bit. I'm not going to lie. I think it's from the screw together. Uh, we can't cancel it. It's okay. Yeah, I think it's like glitching my screen out a little bit. Hold up. I'm going to Yeah. Also, when I look at your cam on my stream, it's like 30 frames per second. Really? Kind of. It gets better and worse. I don't think um Twitch have fully figured this feature out yet. Your camera is like a lot more fixed on mine. It looks good on mine now. We don't have a choice. Okay, good. This way. I mean, your camera's really clear on my end. Drop frames everywhere. I hit it. I hit it. Wait, what's happening? Oh, shoot. I'm supposed to steer us. Are you back on the game? Yes. Okay. Are you Wait, you're Oh my god, I'm shooting. Shoot him up. Shoot him up is crazy. Why am I so laggy? I'm so laggy. You're supposed to be shooting. Wait, it's so annoying. Oh, [ __ ] Okay, I just shot in there. We're so dead. Oh, wait. No. Look at me. I hit it. I hit it. Oh, you got one. Wait. I need to turn Wait, chat. I need to turn her audio up a little bit, right? Hold up. I think I need to turn your Discord audio up. It's like a little bit. Trouble shoot as much as you need, queen. Yeah, it's like pretty quiet. Hold up. Okay. Can I share our chats? Uh, chat. My my chat is uh sometimes kind of funny. Okay. Okay, I'll try. Maybe we don't give it separation. My evil. Yeah, my child's full in shots. Maybe not today. Okay, I think you should be good now. Okay, ready? Yes. I did not sign up for this. Over there. The glitch. Come on. [ __ ] What the I hope we become besties by the end of this cuz we hate each other right now. No, I know it's serious. It is very serious. I think this part is fun if I remember properly. Okay, let's see. Wait, are we back in your story again? Yeah, but it's not the same one as earlier. What the hell is going on? I don't know. But you wrote this, didn't you? I can't keep track of all my ideas. All your ideas? We only submitted one. What do we do? Do we fight them? What? Run. Definitely run. This is so pretty. It's so colorful. Your desert was a masterpiece. Holy glitchy ass [ __ ] game right now. Oh no, mine's not. I wonder why it's making it like that for you. Mine's a little bit better now. It's This PC is just a piece of [ __ ] Oh, you need a new one. No, I do. I actually do. Endless story incoming. Oh, wow. Why am I running back, [ __ ] Why am I running at it? The [ __ ] This is running. This is Yeah, that's This is like throwing me off. My brain doesn't work like this. It's okay. I think if I stay alive, you stay alive by D. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, but why are we going a different Like what? I'm like dead ass thrown off right. What the Oh, [ __ ] What the [ __ ] Yo, one of us is going to have to pick it up. It's because See, I'm telling you, it's it's so confusing. If you go up, it takes you down. Yeah, I don't really like this. Oh, I see. I messed it up again. I'm dead ass confused. I don't know who's who. Okay, I'm purple. Oh my god. that I keep. Oh, okay. That's supposed to happen. Yeah, I thought you a little bit. I'm going to close my This is crazy. You're crazy. Well, I didn't submit this story for a reason. But it exists because of you. You wrote it. Don't forget who can I lower my graphics. The volume. Oh, graphics. Yeah, it's just really It's just really uh Glitchy. Okay, I think it should be good now. This mess when you crashed into my simulation. Holy [ __ ] Oh my god. I didn't mean to do that. Wait, where do we go? Where we are confused as [ __ ] I think Oh, I'm going to go up here and see if there means anything. There's a revolving circle platform. Um. Hm. Oh, I'm climbing it, I guess. Oh, shoot. Wait. Oh, I didn't. Why is it possible for me to die there? Yo, you try. Okay. See, like it gets to a point where it kills you. Is there a way to go through without it killing you? Oh, you have to dash at the last second, I guess. We're going to be here. I keep accidentally jumping. Did you do it? Oh, you made it. Okay. Well, what now? Oh, I did it. Did you go all the way up? What the hell? I just fell in the hay. You got to have face when you leave. Nice. Okay. [ __ ] Um. Oh, I can jump out of it. Now what? Oh, there you go. Um, can I go under here? Oo, wait. Come with me. Something's up ahead. Oh, Sakura, you just killed me. Oh, I do. I do remember. [ __ ] Wait, he's got such good aim, bro. He doesn't even try. Hello. Give you lemon. This um Okay, I'm going to go around him. So you Hey, wait. I distract him. Ready? Go. Run. Wait. I'm going in the other direction while you distract him. No, he's actually insane. He has a bot. No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Ready? Okay, go. What the hell? I'm hitting with him with the distract. He's I I got him. Nice. He's Oh. Oh, [ __ ] I hit him again. Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, now I distracting you, bro. Okay, I I don't know. Uh, I just keep hitting him. I don't know where we're supposed to go from here. Wait, can I make it? Do you make it? No. Wait. I'm going to come back for you. Okay. I'm so sorry. I'm going to throw bananas or whatever at him. What are these apples? Okay. Wait. Okay. Ready? How is he killing me? I'm behind the boxes. Okay. Oh, I don't reset. Okay. Ready? I'm throwing. Go. Run. I dead ass. Are you [ __ ] turned around? Run. Run. You have to run. Don't do anything. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Wait. Wait. [ __ ] [ __ ] Okay. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. Wait. Wait. Okay. Hold on. Once you see him turn around, you run. Ready? Go. Okay. Okay. Go. Go. Go. My [ __ ] is glitching. I ran. I ran. I ran. I ran. I ran. I made it. Okay. I made it, too. Okay. Okay. Okay. Why is this so glitchy right now? I don't know. Do you want to end the the stream together thing? Do you think that's I don't know. I don't know cuz it's not doing it for me. This PC is just a piece of [ __ ] Yeah. [ __ ] that PC. Okay. Uh Sig, do you see how many of those goblins there are down here? Yeah. Wait, I'm going to try to run my OBS in administrator mode, I think. Okay. Try to cap the frame rate. How do you do that? How do I count my FPS on this game? On the game, uh, probably options. Is it in graphics? It's not in graphics. HDR. Did you lower everything from being on high? Like, turn off VSYNC. What else do I do? Frame rate. Where am I looking? Rer Vync. Oh [ __ ] 60. Okay, I should be good now. Okay. Holy [ __ ] This What am I looking at right now? Oh, I can be on the same platform. Oh, never mind. I can't be. I tried to jump with you on the same one and I fell. Oh, there this guy's moving it. Oh, you can't stand on one for too long or else you fall. I'm going to go in the other direction. [ __ ] I don't like the sounds that they're making. Yeah, it's really weird. Okay. Okay, I'm here. Wow, we're so good at this. excited. Wow. Nice. Look, the glitch. But how are we supposed to reach it? I wait one second. I did ask. Wait, no. Try. It did apply. What is this? I don't know why your cam on my screen is just low frames. Like it's super clear. It's just like 30 frames a second. It's actually annoying all these like issues we're having. Hold on. Should we just do no cam? Um I guess. Yeah, if it's like not even useful for any content or whatever. I guess I feel like it's just blurry as it's like glitchy as [ __ ] I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. I'm done. I just end it. Yeah. It just looks better. Wait, Nana, can you do my one from toolkit? I think just the stream is just like [ __ ] the PC up. I'm going to do turn the camera off. Wait, maybe turn your camera off for it now cuz I'm going to try and close all my Chrome settings or sources cuz I think having this many tabs open is like [ __ ] my PC up. Yeah, it could be. Okay. I think it's good now. Okay, let me double check. I think we're good. Okay, ready. I don't even know what we're doing here. Oh, yeah. I just completely stood in his way. Oh, I think you have to go up on the There's like a a pole in front of us. A wooden one. I'm just dashing. Dashing. Yeah. What? Oh, they can climb. Get out. Is there easy mode? You got this. Just hit left shift, left shift, left shift until you get up on this. Yeah. What? No, no, no, no, no. I remember this being really hard. Uh, why are they so strong and fast? It's like not fair. He shouldn't be able to climb. Oh my god. Took a take us a long time. Yeah, I was going to say, oh, I just dashed into the high. Nice. Go up. What the [ __ ] See, like you're doing it yourself right off. I don't know. This big ass fat [ __ ] needs to move. The [ __ ] did I do the same thing? Oh my god. I dead ass think we're going to be here. I'm so sorry, Chai. In advance, we're going to be here for a long [ __ ] time. There has to be like Why am I dashing into walls? I actually am not okay. No. Yes. Sakura, go. Oh my. Thank you. I don't have to do it cuz you did. Oh. Oh my god. You're so strong and genius and smart. Look at you. I'm Oh, a T. Can you respawn us from the top? No way. We start at the bottom, right? No way. No way. [ __ ] Oh my god. Eat a [ __ ] dick. The creator of this game is a [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] I said [ __ ] [ __ ] Okay. Lock it. Lock it. Lock it. Lock it. [ __ ] this guy. I'm literally just spamming like the dash. That's the secret. Oh my gosh. Oh my god. Ghost crew. No, it's Come on. How far up? What the [ __ ] I did it. Holy [ __ ] man. I did it. You Holy [ __ ] I locked the [ __ ] Bro, I did ask I wanted to finish that part so bad. Oh my god. Oh [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] Are we in one of your So crazy. Oh my god. This is something else. Oh, then what is this place? Whatever it is. I think the glitch has something to do with it. Yeah, it's acting weird. Feel like I held my breath that whole time. I did, too. Whoa. What is going on? I don't know. There must be something. Can you hear that? It must be coming from this. Oh, what is this? Dead ass. Sir, the machine was never designed for two people at the same time. It seems like their combined presence overloaded the entire system, causing it to glitch. This is not really dead assigned. They broke it. We dead ass 69. We're too close here on fire. The [ __ ] I could do a little closer with me with you. And is successfully Come here, Mommy. Except these two. Okay, let's fix this. I don't want to hear. Yeah. Why does it have to be the opposition? Like I don't know. This [ __ ] freaky as hell. Why are we not standing upright or like beside each other? Weirdos doing perfectly fine until you came along. But they're trying. Yeah, you [ __ ] [ __ ] All of our ideas, not just the ones that we submitted. Oh, no. Oh, what about my publishing deal? Don't you get it? There is no publishing deal. We need to get out of here. But how? How do we get out? Is that Is that even possible? Not sure, but they seem to get real worried about those glitches. I mean, look what it did. If we find more of them, I believe it might crash the whole system and we can break free. Whoa, whoa, hang on. So, you want to go through more of your crazy stories? My crazy stories? Do you think I'm excited about meeting your stupid giants again? Actually, they

Were not giants. They were trolls. Whatever. It's either glitch hunting or we let them steal everything. You're right.

Are all your stories sci-fi? Yeah. So, I figured, you know, I really don't understand how one can enjoy sci-fi. It's just so depressing. Like, I'm a fan of fantasy. It is by far the most overrated and pretentious genre. Great.

I'm Zoe, by the way. Mia, are we in hers now? I think so. Why am I Why do I have a sword? I'm like a ninja. You really are stealing our ideas. So, this isn't the story you submitted. [ __ ] my [ __ ] is wearing lime green. I wrote this a couple years ago. This is my story. What's it about? Revenge. Revenge. Oh, wow. Well, that sounds dangerous. And what is this? Careful. It's a gravity whip. Do we either of us write any whip? Wow. I don't know. These stories are weird as [ __ ]. Wait, thank you 10 for the seven months. SRI crime syndicate. In what world is any of that simple? Let's just go. Sakura, how the hell do you have me on your stream is my question cuz we ended the stream together thing. Uh, I think my production did it through um IRL toolkit. Oh, okay. Use what I do with this. Too too much work. It doesn't look like a weapon. Treat it with respect. Wait, it's it's not a weapon. I'm confused. You just hurt me. Hello. You just ripped the [ __ ] out of here. Stop that. Come here, [ __ ]. I will whip the [ __ ]. Okay, sorry. I need a lock in. How do we get out? I have to do it. Oh, okay. There you go. Here he is. I love how we're colorcoded. This is so cute. Oh, [ __ ]. Um, I think we work together. What did I just do? I don't remember cuz I don't think I can. Oh. Oh, you're in a Yeah, cuz I can't do the same [ __ ] as you. Yeah, like we have to work together. Here. Come here. Right. So, I don't really know what Oh, hey. Thanks. And then I pull you all. It's a girl. Hey, go kill me all the way. Oh, and Okay. I just have to There's like a thing coming at me that I have to You have to You have to bring it towards me again, dude. Do you Oh. Oh, okay. Oh, I forgot to dash. Okay. Okay. I'm on it. Can I Can you jump on the side now? Uh, no. Can't you drag it back all the way? Uh, yeah. Oh, you're going to die. Okay. No, I can jump over that thing. Okay. Yeah. Go, go, go all the way. Can you take it? Okay, I'm good. Oh, and then I destroy this and then what? What the hell? Oh my god, the killed me in the process. Okay, make sure you My ass is going to accidentally What the [ __ ] do I do? Take her down. Get out. Gravity shift. I have the power to transform. Wait, where are you? Can you come like come to me or cuz you have to destroy this now. Yeah, you have to open the door. Oh, wait. My turn. I have to do it, too. Oh, okay. You're just swinging at that door. My ass just I don't know. I just like it. Oh my god. The amount of damage I've taken because of you. I'm on fire. I'm sorry. Oh [ __ ]. How do I How do I go across? Um here. No. Okay. Is there Oh, what does that do? Oh, you have to like stop the What does this do? I don't know. But I have to Oh, never mind. Apparently, I can just go across. What do I do with these? I don't really know if there is something to do. Oh, it's in here. In there. In there. Okay. Oh, shoot. Holy [ __ ]. I'm a [ __ ] ball. Dead ass. The fall of society. Oh, me and you both. I don't really know what we do from here. The city bled dry by the crime. No, I don't know where to go. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Oh, shoot. Assassinate things straight. That's the gist. Wait, but that doesn't make sense. I'm just going to fall. Hold on. Do I redo the gravity thing? Nah, it's fine. No, I can't come to you, though. Oh, wait. How do you get off? Um, I can't use R2, chat. We're both keyboard and mouse. Cuz I'm on a different gravity field than you are. Um, wait, Sigura, can you come? This is like green. Is there anything you can do with this? What? I don't know. There's like Did you see this? Yeah. Where? No. Right. I don't know. It's just earlier you destroyed this. Like there was a big green ball where I'm running right now and now it's gone. So I don't know what that means. [ __ ] Try saying Oh, wait. I'm dumb. I just have to do this. Okay. Are you good? I'm good. Okay. Have to break these. I am [ __ ] with the whip right now. I like it, too. I am just [ __ ] this [ __ ] up. Okay. Oh, you're [ __ ] me up in the process. You just [ __ ] squished me. Oh, revenge. This is what the story is about. Wait, we have to be coordinated. Oh, I see. I thought I was just doing the one by one. Okay, where are you now? You have to like move through these. Okay, ready? I'm going to do this left one. Okay, go. I'm going to do middle one and then the other left one. Okay, now what? There you go. Okay, where are you? Okay, I'm right underneath you. Ooh, you're so strong. Yeah, about sometimes I forget the whole objective of the game is to work together. You'll be all right. It's okay. All right. This is on you. Okay. Oh, yay. We're finally on the same floor. Oh, [ __ ]. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Pulling pulling this. Okay. I don't know if I don't think I help you here. Do you just have to bring it? Huh? Yeah. I think you just have to keep it. Oh, you just have to keep turning it. Oh, brush back. Me. Okay. And then I destroy this. Um, why did it go back? Oh, other side. Now, what is your chat having a meltdown at how slow we are to figure these things out? Cuz mine is. I don't know. I'm always like this. Thank you, CL, for the [ __ ] gifted. Wait, chat, what the [ __ ] Wait, other way. Other way. Wait. Yeah, clockwise. No. Yep. It's so long. It's like not Okay, you can do the bottom one. Yeah. And then take it up up. Yeah, you got to go another another time. No, I think at that point you just release it and you go for the bottom one. Oh, shoot. You did the first one so effortlessly. I think the other one was easier. Wait, try it. Is it good now? No, you have to bring this like all the way out on the right. There's something here that I have to destroy, but you have to pull it out. Okay. Again. Yes. You have to this stick. You have to turn it. No. No. Other way. Other way. Other way. Oh my [ __ ] god, bro. Yes. Yes. Yes. Almost there. Another. I need to turn it one more time. There you go. Okay. Done. My [ __ ] god. This [ __ ] is I think it's way easier on a controller. Like doing this on keyboard and mouse is kind of weird. Okay, but this might Yeah, that's why they recommend it. So much for very simple and straightforward. But damn, what a Oh, [ __ ]. I'm dead. Wait, why? Wait, I'm still alive, I think. Yeah, good. No one. Yes, I am. Damn. How far do we have to go on these things? So, how do you think this simulation works? What do you mean? No. No, I'm dead. No, I'm not to extract all of our ideas. Does this mean we'll go through all of them? Not sure. I genuinely feel like Spider-Man right now. Messing with the machine. I'm ready for whatever. Agreed. Okay. I'm [ __ ]. Is this something I have to coordinate with you? I'm confused. Uh, wait. I think I'm supposed to get on this. Oh, yeah. And then I have to take these. And does that do I don't remember. I remember putting them on something. Wait. Hit it. This. Wait. There. Oh, yeah. Go there. Beautiful. Wait. Now what? What am I looking for? Wait, get on. Uh, wait. Is there another one? Wait, is there something for me to get on? No. Oh, I just fell. Is there another one? I don't know. I just flipped my gravity. Wait, hold on. Let me see what that is. Can I get up there? I don't really know where to go from here. Chad, do you know what to do with this? Wait, can you pick that up or what? These boxes. Yeah. Um, I can't reach the crane. It's my job, I think. Okay, I have to If you look up, I wish I could ping stuff for you. There's something I have to reach above me. I think I'm Oh, the crane. Okay, where is that on my screen? I can't even see where you are. Okay. What about that crane? What does it let you do with it? Can you pull it towards the right side? Yeah. Yeah. There you go. Um, okay. And then I can I think I can jump for it. Yes. But I don't know where to go. No. Okay. Where do I go after I do that? Wait, can we try that again? Yeah. Okay. F. Do you let it go? Uh-uh. I think I drag you to the next one. Other side. Yeah. Okay, that I should reach. Okay, I reached. Now what? I have something. Yeah, I have something here. What does this do? Oh, I'm hijacking this truck. I just killed someone. I have to steer this. Is this steering you, too? Wait, where are you? Wait, I'm going to get on it. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Okay. And then where do we go from here? Can I get onto this one? Oh, and then I think I try to jump on yours. Yeah. Okay. Okay. And then what? Wait, I'm jumping on these little guys. Okay. Pop the hatch. Pop the hatch. Oh, it's okay. Can I go in that? Okay. Nope. Nope. No. Don't. Neither can I. Uh. Oh. [ __ ] [ __ ] Okay. Do I have to wait for you? Do I have to do the same thing? Oh. Um, I don't know. I mean, you're green. You should be able to just walk through it. This is dumb. What? Oh, wait. I think I understand. You have to just jump on them one at a time. Like, use them to bounce off each other. Yeah. And then jump on them. This is hard. I'm really bad at stuff like this. I have to be like Lucio from Overwatch. Nice. Next one. What? Oh, this is your part. Okay, I'm almost there. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. [ __ ] Now what? [ __ ] Now what? What the [ __ ] Wait, there's a thing for me to No. Okay, never mind. What does this do? Wait, can you bring something closer to me? No. What does that do? Oh, wait. I need to go on this and then Wait. Yeah. Can you bring that? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then I'm going to climb on it, I think. Okay. Here. You just got to do it one at a time. Yeah. Wait, where is it? Wait. Wait. What? Never mind. I can just go up this. Oh, and then you have to move that top one for me, can you? Yeah. Okay. Okay. And then I destroy this. You're good to go. You're good to go. Go where? There. Do you see this? The whole pole. Yeah. [ __ ] Now what? Oh, there you are. Oh, okay. Wait, I have to Oh, [ __ ] The character's so badass, bro. Where do I go from here? Wait, come where I am. Okay, it has like a Let me guess. The city. Yeah. Born and raised. Oh. Oh, good job. Um, wait. There's There you go. Why would anyone want to live in Got a little too excited there. So loud and Now what? Hey, stop smashing me. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Oh, [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] At night. Stars are overrated. Are you also effing? Okay. Yeah. All right. We're going to do this together. I'm getting soaked over here. What the [ __ ] Ash, there you go. Come on. Come on. Step back. Uhoh. Let's kill these [ __ ]. Let's get them, [ __ ]. Where are they? I just hear their voices. Oh, he's behind me, isn't he? Uh, yeah. Just follow my lead. Holy [ __ ]. I forgot how much my eyes hurt from playing video games. I've been in a fight before. Oh, that's not good. Do you wear glasses? Suspect. Should you be wearing glasses? I don't know, but my eyes always used to hurt when I play video games. That's not good. Hey, there's a lot of them. Let's take them out. Let's take them out. Yeah. [ __ ] yeah. Yeah. Come here, you little [ __ ]. Oh my god. We're literally so powerful. Oh, die. Die, [ __ ] [ __ ] what the [ __ ] I'm going to whip your ass. Let's go. Oh, there's more. Yeah. Oh, [ __ ] Oh, [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Oh. Oh, [ __ ] Like this little sword. We're finally putting the sword to you. Wait, do you die? No. Heads up. Grenade out. Grenade out. Throwing a grenade. Oh, did I? Wait, is that all of them? No. How do I get to those guys? Oh, damn. What does that do? What the hell? I'm in the hot spot. Get him. I'm in the hot spot. I'm in the hot spot. I'm in the hot spot. I'm in the hot spot. This The spot is too hot. Oh my god, I'm going to die. I'm dead ass. I'm going to die. I feel like I'm also going to die. Wait, there's one behind you. There's one behind you. [ __ ] Wait. [ __ ] We just finished. I'm going for him. I'm going for him. Okay. Yeah. Is that all brutality? Enough with the grenades. Holy. Cyber ninjas. Bang. Bang. Bang. [ __ ] I don't know. What is that? Wait, take those little I just released like Wait, did you see us coming? There were little green cannon looking thingies you have to like grab and I think hit it on them, [ __ ] Look, look at those. Grab on those. Yeah, throw it out. Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Here. More. More. Throw it outside. Oh, here. Here. Oh, [ __ ] Oh, no. Where? Owie. You can do it. Yeah, I hit another. Oh my [ __ ] god. Another warning. Damn. So strong. This [ __ ] mad chaotic. What the [ __ ] Yeah, but you're killing them. This [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Thank you. I was over the four months. Oh my. I just saved your life. Oh my days. Damn, that was very careful. I wonder if I could game without swearing. Do you swear when you play games? Unfortunately. Yes. I only say unfortunately cuz sometimes my mom will be lurking and she does not like when I when I swear. Oh my god. My mom watches me and Jason's streams and she does not have very good constructive criticism to give me. She does not like it. Doesn't look like a glitch. That's so funny. More like a Have you spoed mom though watching the streams? We should avoid the risk of getting even more lost in here. But couldn't it be worth exploring? Who knows? We might find some answers. Or it might be a trap or something useful. Well, this is like a little Oh. Oh, okay. What's happening? Sorry, girl. I was looking at my second monitor. Saving. Nice. There's no way people finish the game in six hours. Fascinating. Great. Wait, what are we in? Like the Sahara Desert? What's happening with these fits? They weren't kidding when they said all of their ideas. I want to order food again. Yeah, this is one of your stories. What are you going to order? This is more like an unfinished idea. I want to Well, you can pause if you want to order. So, yeah. Can we pause? What do I want to order to eat? My fat ass is hungry. [ __ ] What's good eats? Bro, I still need to take you to that shaurma place that we were supposed to try on stream. Oh my god, I want to go so bad. Especially cuz you said you haven't had good shaurma. Yeah, I have not ever. Oh, what do you eat when you're like what do you order to eat when you're hungry? Depends on my mood. It's so different every time. I haven't grocery shopped in a while. I need to grocery shop. But I had um Chipotle yesterday. I did too. Wait, really? Yeah. You get a a bowl or a burrito? I got a bowl. Me, too. What's like fork? I need to think of fork food. What's good fork food? Food. That's so valid on stream. Yeah, it's too hard to eat finger food. I could Oh my god. I've been wanting to like go to a good Italian place so bad recently. Like I just want pasta. I want really good yummy pasta. Go to Bestia. I don't know where to go. What is it called? Bestia. Bestia. Yeah. It's in like near downtown LA, I think. Chad, do you guys know where Bessie is? I just looked it up. It is downtown. That looks good. I [ __ ] with it. I want like a broken rice dish, but I guess I'll just get this. That's called rice. grill for the walk, rice, chicken. Wait, what are you getting to again? No, I'm getting Vietnamese food. Oh, yum. Wait, I'm confused. Does this come with an April? I kind of want Jersey mics. 35 to 50 minutes. Is that not insane? That's so long. 50 minutes for delivery. Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty long. [ __ ] Okay, I have to hit the under 30 sec. Under 30 minutes. Where is that one? Door Dash. I want something fast. Now you got me hungry. [ __ ] I'm so hungry. You told me what McDonald's was 15 minutes. I don't want McDonald's. [ __ ] What's good fast food? Like what's fast? Literally, it's always going to be like like Popeye's like these places. So, like if I want something that fast, I literally only go for Chipotle. Nothing else like is good enough. I mean Chick-fil-A. If you like Chick-fil-A, Dave's. No. Yeah, I'm not in the mood for anything like fried either. Fast. I just want something fast. You haven't eaten today? I had a little bit of soup. There's ramen, but ramen's not really fast to eat either. Ramen sounds good to me. Cabba. Cabba is not fast. Why is McDonald's 15 minutes and everything else is so long? [ __ ] I just want to order something really quick. Where's the under 30 minute section? I think I have to go to Uber Eats. I'm trying I'm trying to hurry up. How is Marty Supreme? Don't even talk to me Supreme. I don't want to talk about it. Why? I'm supposed to go see it this weekend. I don't want to talk about it. Um I'm curious even more now. Airwan 15 minutes. Why is Air1 so fast? Fuckish. Should I just eat Chipotle again? [ __ ] it. You order Chipotle, I'll order Chipotle again. I hate eating food two days like the same food twice. Oh, back to back. Do you? It's just like quick and no. I will get fixated on foods and I'll eat it every single day for like two weeks straight until I'm sick of it. So, personally, I don't mind eating the same thing again and again. But I also I don't think I'm that hungry right now. I am drinking a coffee and it has make me feel so like not hungry. Oh, that's fair. I should not be drinking a coffee at 5:00 p.m. though. I'm so caffeine in sensitive. I love coffee. I low key. I wanted be. Okay, should I just order jersey mics? I don't want anything. [ __ ] I'm a picky ass [ __ ] when it comes to eating. I don't want I don't want any of No, here's the thing. I'm so hungry, but I dead ass don't want to eat anything that's on my screen right now. So, I literally just I know that feeling. I know exactly what you're talking about. [ __ ] bro. I started to drink whenever the opportunity comes up, I started to drink more matcha because of you. Really? I love matcha. Yeah, I had one in New York really bougie place. It's supposed to be like some of the best matcha ever. And I was like, "Oh, it's good. It's okay." I don't know. I've never had a matcha where I was like, "Yummy. This actually tastes good." Wait, that's sad. I'm always I don't think it's sad. I think it's just the reality. Okay. This Thai food said it takes 10 minutes, but like why is it so fast? 10 minutes. Damn. That's what I'm saying. Is the food already like packaged and ready to go? It does. I'm dead ass confused. Okay, let's hope it doesn't taste like [ __ ]. Oh, it's your first time ordering from the place. I've never had this before. It says 10 to 20 minutes. I got pads and apple juice. It's alarmingly fast, but I'm really hungry, so [ __ ] it. Hopefully, it's good. Oh, yeah. You want to hear what happened to [ __ ] Marty SP? Actually, I don't want to talk about Marty Supreme. More of the story because I was Okay, so me and Jason were supposed to watch Marty Supreme, okay? And he's like, "Okay, let's go for the 9:30 showing." Okay. And then he's like, "Actually, let's go for the 10 p.m. showing." And he shows up at my place at 9:55. And he goes, "Actually, you know what? I need to shower." I'm like, "The it starts in 5 minutes." He goes, "Yeah, there's no time." He's like, "It's but it's 5 minutes away, so don't worry." So, he takes his lot of dye da da time to showering and he gets out and we show up to the movie theater and it's uh 10:30 at this point. The movie started 30 minutes ago and we go to go in and they're like, "Oh, yeah, the concession just closed." So, there's no drinks, no no popcorn, no anything. And then he's like, "Yeah, but because it's shutting down, the owner might give you just like free popcorn cuz we're throwing it in the garbage anyways." So, we get this sed popcorn and a cup of water and we go to sit in the theater and the we're the only ones in the theater and my dad was like, "Bro, my that blew my eye so bad. I didn't want to go so I just left." Well, we Oh, you didn't even watch it? No, cuz we were It was 30 minutes in. I don't even know what's going on. The movie had already started and I like I don't have good context clues. Like, if the movie is 30 minutes in, how am I supposed to know what's happening now? Like I walk in and like all this shit's going like [ __ ] I don't know what's going on with the movie. Yeah. If the first 10 minutes, I might as well not watch the movie. Like they're setting up the entire movie in the first few minutes. Like you got to see what's happening. Yeah. Well, that's unlucky. Hey, I'll I'll take you to Marty Supreme. Me? Okay, let's go. Can we be on time, please? We'll be on time and we'll get fresh popcorn. Oh, okay. Ready? Yeah. Yeah, I'm ready now. Okay. Well, this might be better to show and not tell. I'm already regretting this. Oh, sand dunes. So, Raider is stealing all of our stories. Are we like in the Middle East? Is this my home or something? Oh my god, this is bad. Glad those guy run so slow. They don't look friendly. Yeah, those are dead. I think he's for the six months. We sound so out of breath the entire time. Holy [ __ ]. This is too realistic. Us actually if we were running these ones are alive and hungry. We're safe on the run. I don't like going. This is really weird. I don't like it either. I thought it was going to like take control for us. Oh [ __ ]. What the [ __ ] Where do I I don't like bird's eye view. Why am I so like like Yeah, I can't even see what I'm doing. Oh, [ __ ] Go. Wait, I think you have to wait. I'm out of beat, Zoe. Okay, it's going to get you. Uh-oh. What the [ __ ] Do I have to click it when it's in the red or in the pink? I'm so confused. Well, I think I have to click it when it's in the pink and then sticker has to jump on top. Okay, come to the left. I'm going to bring this thing down and then I think you jump on it. I don't jump on top of it. I don't understand. Me neither. Well, I just died. I'm dead ass confused. Okay, hold on. Oh, no. No. Do you know what it is? You doing that makes noise for that thing to come near. So, do I go? Oh, wait. I think we both do it. Oh, we can both do it. Wait. Or is it I think it's one of us chooses to do it and then the other Yeah, the other one moves. Okay, this makes sense. Wait, but then what? I'm so confused. I think you Wait, we can't do it. Wait, do I go on the other side? Yes. Hold on. Can you do that again? Yes, you walk. Oh, so it distracts him. Yeah, you walk. Ready? Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay. Now, I'm going to do it so I can Okay. Go, Saro. Nice. I'm going. I'm going. Get out of the Oh my god. I thought I was about to die. Oh [ __ ]. I'm going to die. I'm not fast enough. Wait, this is scary. Oh, you know I'm [ __ ]. No. Dead ass. Oh my god. I think she died in Oh [ __ ]. This is actually far as [ __ ]. Wait. Wait. No. No. No, no, no. We got to go. Okay. Okay. I'm I'm stuck. Watch out. Wo wo. Go, go, go. Go back. Oh my god. Okay. Ready. Ah, I'm stuck, bro. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Oh my god. Please. Wait. So, [ __ ] What the [ __ ] I'm literally going to die. No. Dead ass. I don't I don't think Oh, [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] No. No. No. No. This is the This is not the one. Oh, okay. Wait. How do I get off of this? Wait. I made a mistake. Oh, Q. Cancel. Okay. Wait. Okay. Ready. Oh, I'm dead. Wait. No. I'm dead. Okay. I think you just have to like spam dash. No. Dead ass. I'm dashing. I'm dashing. I'm [ __ ] dashing. What is happening? Okay. Are we [ __ ] dead ass? No. No. No. No. No. No. Hit it again. Worry. [ __ ] I swear to God. Oh my god. I swear to God. I Oh, no. No. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay. And go. No. No. You can do it. This is the one. This is the one. No, it's not. No. No. You have to go on the left. You have to go on the left side. No. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Wait. Oh my god. My finger hurts. My finger hurts. Oh my god. You did it. You did it. Don't even stress. I'm watching. Okay. I did it. Here we go. And then now what? We're supposed to just run. He doesn't get us if we run on this. I guess the [ __ ] not. What? Okay, that works. I hate this POV. I do too. This is through fishies. What? What the [ __ ] How did I do that? I don't even I accidentally got on the other side. Surprises indeed. Mother, I can't see [ __ ] The [ __ ] No, I did ask think I need glasses. Why are they saying [ __ ] you guys, bro? They did ask you to say bless her immigrant heart. What? There you go. You did it. Because I'm not American. Oh my god. I'm dead. You are perfect. And then you just suicided. Oh, it's okay. It doesn't matter now. I'm here. I'm here. Don't you worry. I'm to your right. Oh, you're What? It just It felt bad for you. Yeah. I love this game. Spam that [ __ ] Spam that home. Oh, my finger hurts. Okay, do we both run? Um, yo, Loki, that was actually a jump scare. Okay, now what? Does it fall over if we're on it for too long? Watch out, Zoe. Who's Zoe? Which one's Zoe? Uh, what the hell is that? Um, I'm very far from you. What the [ __ ] Okay, I'm just going to hope that What the [ __ ] Wait, how did I kill you? The [ __ ] The [ __ ] Oh, the white girl is Zoe. Okay, so Sakura is Zoe. What's going on in here? Why are we in doing that? Why do I keep doing that? I keep accidentally jumping off. They say time heals. Okay, what about the sharks then? I haven't figured that out yet. But they are [ __ ]. What do I just have to Oh. Yeah. Just like left shift, left shift, left shift once you get on it. Yeah. And then jump on the stairs. Okay. Echo. Echo. Okay. This is annoying as [ __ ]. I'm so scared. Do you guys think my pads is going to be good? Like, how the [ __ ] do they make it and deliver it in 10 minutes? It's probably like a E. It's probably just put in the microwave. The microwave is crazy. I love microwave, dude. Wait, I can ride this thing. Jesus Christ. Wasn't he killing us 2 seconds ago? Now I can control him. Oh, this story is epic. Oh, what the [ __ ] This [ __ ] like is like not it. It's very sensitive to the left, to the left, to the left. Wait, this is like jump. Oh. Oh my god. I have to ask. Oh, I don't have the reflexes for this. I don't either, [ __ ]. This is why I'm acid. Okay. Yeah. Good shot. Oh, [ __ ]. No. This is hard. Oh, that's dumb. It should steer it in the right direction after I jump. Oh, wait. But it I don't Is it I hate how small the screen is. Let's go. Wait, we're getting better. We're learning. Oh my god, I almost died. Who's writing this [ __ ] story? Which one of us wrote this book? Oh, I don't know. I think it was you. Yeah, I think Yeah, only you would come up with something. Oh, [ __ ] I think your world is more like sci-fi like killer [ __ ]. Mine is more like animal fantasy. What the [ __ ] It's all weird [ __ ]. What in the hell? Okay. Okay, you carried that one cuz I just died three times in a row and somehow got to the other end. I'm not going to lie. With this game, that's what happens. I like how forgiving it is. It's like, okay. Yeah, one of you. Yeah, I'm [ __ ] with it. in the exact same spot that we left. Wait, a sword again. Wait, are we back to the previous? I think this is your part. Oh, okay. Oh, where did it go? I don't know. It looks like it got removed from the simulation. Removed? Does that mean we saved my idea from being stolen? We copyrighted it. Yes. Then let's keep an eye out for more of these side stories. Yeah, but our focus should be on hunting down those glitches and escaping. You're right. Back to being a violent cyber ninja. I suppose. Well, I for one will stay vigilant story portal thingies. No. Okay, then I'll track the This world is cool. But there could be some real hidden cyber. My old and I just unfinished ideas got sheld for I'm a bot half the time in this game. Save him from Raider though. Fine. Maybe I don't remember what I uh what did I do in this? I don't remember. I don't really know. I'm just clicking. You have to hit something. I remember. You have to hit something so I can cross. Wait, can you bring those stairs down? Is that a thing you have power over? Do you see where I am? Can you come to me or No. Oh, no. You can't. Can you? No. It's like teamwork, but I don't remember what I have to do. Oh, can I jump to that? No, I don't. I'm playing hopscotch apparently. Oh, why am I playing hopscotch by myself? I don't remember. Okay, wait. Open this. I think I think Oh, you you throw that ball. Oh, right here. Right here. Wait, do you see where I'm shooting at? Throw it at them. Yeah. Okay. Can you grab it? When I toss it, I think so. Yes. Yes. Uh, yes. Yeah. There you go. There you go. Okay. That's how it works. Okay. Oh, you did it. Okay. Period. And then I think you have to break this. Wait. Break this one. Hey, sir. I'm hitting. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, nice. Am I getting Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, wait. I need another one. Did you [ __ ] No. Okay. Um. Oh, [ __ ]. I glitched. Give me a second. Okay. You go through that. Where is it taking you? I don't remember. Oh, here. Wait. Okay. Can you grab the ball and toss it at this window? You see that? Oh, here. Yeah, up here. Okay, great. Um, I don't know what this all is doing. Oo, here you go. Um, in the real world, do you martial art? I used to. You seem healthy. So much graffiti. Timer money lately. Sounds like me. Always late, always broke. Always late and always. What the [ __ ] Damn. Wait, what do I What does that do? Why did I just have to break that? I didn't expect. You just carry stuff. Oh. Oh. Um, do we have to like get on that train or something? Oh, okay. Oh, I'm so sorry. No, you're so fine. I think I jumped into it. I think we have to go through this. I think I wait. Can you Hold on. There's something for me to It keeps telling me to destroy these things, but I don't know why. How are we slow? I maybe one of them has like something hidden in it cuz it keeps telling me to destroy these or is it just for fun? I think he's just Okay, you're supposed to run through the tunnel without getting like timing. I'm going to die. What do you mean I'm supposed to run through the tunnel? Oh, wait. No, there's little crevices that you can hide in. Uhoh. You see that? Yeah. Okay. Oh, you're dead. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Wait, you made it at the very last second. That was hella impressive. You're so skilled. Oh my god. What the [ __ ] Wait. Oh, I'm I'm a genius. The hell? You are a genius. Oh, wait. There's a [ __ ] sprint. Daddy. Wait. Now what? All right. All right. Can I get off now? Is this food? What is this? I can sit here. What's the point? If you're taking a long time and I just want to wait for you, I can just sit there. Honestly, I don't know. Oh, look at this. Oh, you taking damage. Okay, wait. I don't know. Up here. Okay, I have to unlock this. Oh, okay. Thank you. I keep forgetting there's a sprint button. Okay, this is the hideout of our time. Not surprised you're a club cat, Mio. Shut up, baby. Techno. Yeah. Why? Why did I not know that? Also, why is it Valenc? Why would it let me attach? Um, where's what's the objective? Oh, [ __ ]. What the [ __ ] Um, I may have just fallen. Nice. Wait, were we not supposed to go into the club? Through the front door. We were going to the club. To the clerk. To the clerk? Because we've been all about stealth. Thank you, Johnny, for the gifted. Thank you. Thank you. Going up. Going up. Up. up. What is this? I have a feeling we have to like stop the fan and go inside or something, but we're good. Let's go. Oh, okay. Hold on. Oh, yeah. My feeling was correct. Oh, we're going to the clerk. Damn. Oh [ __ ]. We're getting so fast. I fell. Yeah, I like the vibes in here. I've never been to a club this big. The first for everything. Uh, now what? Go up this. Can you go up there? But then what? Hold on. I'm so locked in. No. No. Okay, I think I figured out where to go. I'm just struggling to make it happen. How do I go up there? Is there something you can do to Oh, I'm supposed to grab that. I thought I could swing off that. I need to stop falling. Okay, wait. Yeah. Look. Oh, you're so clever. I think you have to hit something. What the hell? Now, what was the point of that? Oh, I think we just keep going. Have you ever played Only Up? That's what this reminds me of right now. No, I have no idea. Why does this club look like such a vibe? I know. I almost don't want to go on our mission. We should just go. Did you figure Okay, there you are. What is this? Like an elevator? Oh [ __ ]. My bad. My bad. Okay. So aggressive. My boss lady. Exactly. All you need to know is that we join for the gifted city. It's okay. Almost. A psychopath who kills for fun. 24hour stream. Sounds like Have you ever done a 24-hour? Yeah, dude. I did uh I did a 36-hour no sleep stream one time. That was actually like insane. I should Why did you do that? It was a subathon goal and it was like the highest goal and we hit the goal. So I did a 36 hour no sleep stream. Look what the catch. Oh hell no. I could never. Are you finally here? Yeah. By by like hour 20 I was like this is a mistake. [ __ ] I decide when your [ __ ] is paid. What? And until the mortgage is secure. Oh, she's so rude. I don't know. She looks old as [ __ ] to me. About me. No, don't mind [ __ ]. A flat greedy villain. The dial feels oddly specific, though. She's just jealous of our youth. To Mr. Hammer. Oh, boy. I mean, he looks cute. He's harmless, right? Mr. Hammer. Oh dear. Bring it on. Take him out. The timer. Um, how do we do this? How do we do this? Is there anything I can use or do I just have to I think we just have to dodge him. Can I Can I hit him? I can't even hit him. Nope. Um, wait. Uh, [ __ ]. So, how do we how do we actually hurt him? Can you like grab him and bring him down or something and then I can shoot him? Yeah, I'm dead already. Oh, what is this? What do I do to them? There's like a hammer that I have to Wait, you have to Yeah, there you go. Drop something. Nice hit, Zoe. Wait, can I No, please. Bro, bro, me, too. Wait, he lost his hammer. Oh, shoot. Oh, okay. I see. I see. I see. I see. But it's it's your turn to grab it. It's pink. I think I just have to like do damage to it. Yeah. And then you grab it. Some kind of energy shield. How the hell do I dodge this guy? His health is like almost full still. [ __ ] I need to stop dying to that [ __ ]. Oh, we're really [ __ ] this [ __ ] up. I'm not going to lie. Uh, I think we're doing just great. Okay, I lied. Oh my god, I'm ass. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Worthless ninjas. Okay, grab it. Make it rain. Oh, wow. Oh, he's dead chasing you, bro. I'll earn my check. No. [ __ ] I think it Yeah, you just got to jump over it. Okay, your turn. Damn. Damn. Damn, Sakura. Get it. Wait, I think I also have to hit him once. My little friend. Oh, thank you. Oh my god. Thank Are you [ __ ] What the hell? They're mechanical. What the [ __ ] Damn, I'm strong. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. World, isn't it? Holy aim assist. Actually dead ass. Oh, thank you for the five gifted. Thank you so much. Why is my voice cracking so bad? Is he hurting you? I will hurt him. Oh my god, he's [ __ ] [ __ ] What is happening? Oh my god. Okay, your turn. Oh my god, this guy's annoying. Stupid [ __ ] Idiot. Get him. Get him. He's almost dead. I think he's almost dead. Yeah. Yeah, we're almost there. What the hell is that? Oh my god. A giant pistol and about to be dead. Yeah, he is. Feel the beast. Oh, shut up. Come on. Come on. Come on. Ow. Okay, it's going to be green now. Let's go. Oh. Ow. Yeah. In your face. Oh my god. I fell off. Uhoh. Okay. Oh. Oh, thank God. Oh my god. Thank god. Oh, thank God. Yep. Yep. Yep. You definitely did all of that. You definitely did all that. Where are you? Yeah. W team work. Run. Oh, are you kidding me? Why are we running towards the mullet? Incoming rockets. Godamn. Go home. Don't fall. This POV keeps making me think that like we don't actually control it. Like I think keep thinking it's like a cut scene. No, it's Sam. What a gentle. Wait, this is throwing me off. I know. Why is he No, this this is throwing. Oh my [ __ ]. We need it. Let's go. Hurry, Zoe. I'm trying. Wait, I was not. I'm dumb. Take cover. It's impossible to read chat, bro, while we're doing this. Yeah, you can't read chat when you play this game. You know what? Screw you. This [ __ ] is hard. Oh, [ __ ]. Yeah, [ __ ] the chat. Uh, just going up these stairs. Look, seems like there's another one of those story things over here. Yeah. What's our plan? To go into the portal, I guess. Oldie, this is going to be this is going to be one of my games now. When he was Oh my god, I love this one. Animals unexpected. Zoe, what am I piggies? No, no, no, no. We're [ __ ]. We dead ass are pigs. Wait, we are the pigs? Yeah. Why are we pigs? Just pigs. Actually, we're super pigs. Oh, you gave us superpowers. Yeah, we're super pigs. The character is so silly. She's like actually super pig. I can fart. Okay, that makes what a superpower. This is dumb. Boing. How do I get over? That's so silly. How do I get up? Oh, this is going to be a struggle. Can I even jump up here? I don't think I can. Want apples. Right. The door wants apples. Let's find them. Oh, wait. I see an apple. I see an apple. Oh, I see. I see. I see. Wait. What does that mean? What does that mean? What is it? There's an apple up there. Where's the apple? Oh, is it pink? Do you think I have to get it? It is pink. Oh, I can't believe my superpower is farting my way up. How do I get up there? I'm mad. Hold on. I think I have to go all the way across first. Yeah, there you go. You have to go down. You just He just go boing boing. Okay, now what? Got an apple. Now what? Okay, I guess I What the hell? Wait, is there another apple that you have to grab? Oh, there is. Where is it? There's one all the way up like I don't know. I can't I can't ping it. Ping, [ __ ]. Sorry. Is it this way? Oh, I see it. I see it. I see it. Okay. Nice. And you got to bring it down here next to me. Sack served. What is this story? Thank you. This is such a cute little world. Zoe. Oh, relax, pretty girl. Just wait until we turn into hot dogs. Girl, what? Yeah, we turn into gizzies. I love a pig. I actually remember. I'm not I do remember having a hard time putting them in. Whoa. Cuz I don't remember what we did. Wait, I have to get all the way up there. But how? I saw another apple. Okay, that's not it. Wait, what? It said hold. It says hold E to Okay, I'm just swimming in the mud. Okay, there. Surely there's a different way to get up there, but I don't know how. Maybe up. Is there anything up here? Those are a giant supposed to get on top of every Oh, you I mean I see a piggy over there on the little bubbles. Yeah. Oh my apple. Oh, are you [ __ ] kid? No. This has to be [ __ ] rage bait. What just happened? I just

got the entire building. Wait, I need one of these bubbles. No, bro. Dead ass. Dead ass. Oh, you [ __ ] hell. Oh, I can just walk on it. I don't have to actually jump on it. I'm still hungry. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. I did it. I got an apple. I don't know where we're taking it, though. I don't know if I can do this. Why is the POV is [ __ ] Okay. I don't remember this. I don't remember what to do. I don't know if this was hard. Wait, are you trying to go on top of that? You just have to go on top of the boxes. Ow. Oh, wait. There's multiple green apples. There's another one. I'm pretty sure I saw where I got mine. Really? Wait, there you go. Nice. Oh my god. Oh my god. I thought you were about to fall. Oh [ __ ] No. That was about to be not funny. I'm I'm dead ass if I didn't get that.

Okay, where are you? To me on your right. You see where the little Yep. Keep going. Look at on the side of your screen. There's a little pink circle. It shows you where I am. Where are you? To your left. Yeah, there. Wait, why are you back over here? Uh um I don't know. It told me to put it here. Is it this? Is this where we came from? I swear to God, this is where we just came out. Love me some. Is it? Yeah. Wait, are you sure? This might actually be the first idea for a story I ever wrote down as a kid. So, you're a country. Am I tripping? Yep. Did I just take us back to where we were? I mean, from snout to um honestly, I don't know. I don't think so. No, it looks different. But I don't know why this is making me crave shreddies. What is that? You've never had Shreddies? No. It's like a cereal. Really making Shreddies. Have you guys ever had Shreddies? I don't know why the material of this like hay I makes me really want Shreddies. Interesting. What is it comparable to? Like Fruity Pebbles or something? Uh like uh wait, not Shreddies. I want um [ __ ] What is that other one? Wait, pause. Is this an apple thing again? Oh, I went up to your apple, bro. Can I bring you your apple? Is that a thing? I wish I could. Oh, shoot. Not Shreddies. Wait, not these. Not these. [ __ ] What is Oh, she's fully looking at the cereals right now. Oh, no. It's It's Frosted Frosted Flakes. No. Oh, frosted flakes. No, no, no, no, no. It's the other ones with the white stuff on top of them. Um, I'm not familiar. What is it called? Mini Wheats. That's what I want. I definitely came up with that. That wasn't from my chat. I want mini weeds right now. Oh my god. I want mini wheats so bad. Roasted mini right now. Mini sounds like a healthy. They are so good. Like a healthy cereal, mother. We're eating ourselves, right? Bro, I want mini weed so so bad. Oh my god. Sakura, I found your apple, but I can't find mine. Where is mine? Wait, I just saw mine. Wait, wait, wait. Stay where you are. I'm coming to you. Hold on. I just saw mine. What the hell? There's a pig being roasted over there. Those are beyond butt. They're so good. Wait, how do you how do you Oh, shoot. Okay, do that again. Thank you. I got my I got my apple. Where is my Where was my apple? Yours. Okay, look. Look where I'm looking. The direction I'm looking all the way up there. You see where there's a flying pig in the distance? Up under it. Good luck. I was able to get all the way up there from Honestly, I don't remember how. Oh, you got to jump up on this little shovel thingy. Uh, how did you do that? Wait, where? I'm going to watch your screen. Wait. Okay, hold on. Go to your right a little bit. Go on this little wooden platform and then look in front of you. Jump on that shovel. Apples. No. Um, how? Oh, well, I have an ability that where I can fart and then I can float all the way there. So, there you go. That doesn't Why is it not Why is this so hard? I think I'm like lo I don't know the method. Wait, is there something I can do to help you? I wonder. Can I bring the apple down for you? How do I drop my apple? I think I'm losing the method. Hold on. Let's see. Oh, wait, wait, wait. I know. I know. I know. Hold on. You stay here. Okay. And then I'm going to bring this thing down. [ __ ] I didn't mean to drop. I remember. I remember now cuz I did it earlier and I was confused. Oh, thank you fanf. Thank you fan fam. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Come up on this thing on this basket of tomatoes. Oh. Uh hold on. Pause right now. Take your time. Okay. There you go. Okay. I'm going to Wait. Can you jump up now? There you go. Here. Jump up one more. No. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Apple here. Now what? There you go. And then we go to the little circle. Oh [ __ ] Okay. Wait, where am I going? Am I going the right way? Yep. At the circle. Fancy some apples. Good. You're like good at gaming. Like I dead ass am so bad at this. I'm not going to lie. My chat is information that I need to know. So it's not really just me cuz like this is my second time playing. I'm not going to lie, I don't remember any of this. Hey, that's okay. We'll figure it out together with the help of Chad. I don't remember what we did. This looks like waffles. I don't remember. I think we also have to keep looking for um apples, but I think we have to help each other like in the last one. What does this do? Where do we just spawn into? I don't know, but it's too big. Like, I don't really know where to start. Okay, you're far. There's a little That's not funny. Can I not jump? How did I think of it, bro? I just have like no brain. Okay, give me one second. Where the [ __ ] are we going? I'm I'm gonna die from a [ __ ] a barrel of hay. I'm gonna die from a barrel of hay right now. Where even are you? I'm going to try to come back. Oh, I think we're supposed to go over here. Over here? Yep. Good description. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [ __ ] I'm dead. Give me a second. Hold on. I'm going to come to you. Yeah. Oh, where the hell are you? Oh my god. I want a cinnamon bun right now. This is kind of Are you [ __ ] my dick right now? [ __ ] Are you [ __ ] my dick? That is so ass. Oh my god. I'm so [ __ ] ass at this game, bro. No, you're amazing. You've literally been carrying half of the game because I played it before, bro. No, that has nothing to do with it. You're just Broccoli rules. Nothing's better than homegrown veget. Oh, where are you? Oh, there you are. No more apples. Watching you do this is so funny. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. This This is very serious. Think I could get used to being Where the [ __ ] is my pants see you? Oh, it's here. Oh my god. It's been here for 11 minutes. Can we pause for a second? I'm very Yes. Oh my god. Get your food. Okay, I need to pee. over it back. I Good job. I'm kind of alarmed cuz I took a nibble and it's actually not bad. Wait, that's good. Yeah, but I I don't understand how how it took 15 minutes and how it was 13 minutes. Probably honestly it's probably like a like a Panda Express type ordeal where like everything is cooked and just kept warm and then you just scoop it in a bowl and give it to you or a plate. Why is my chat saying Chad taste buds? Shut the [ __ ] up. It looks good. I feel like it needs Sriracha though. I'm not going to lie. Oh, it looks yummy. I just looked on your stream. Oh, I'm ready. Okay. Yeah. Go slide. Yep. Here we go. Oh my god. Is this where we become hot dogs? Mhm. Wait, I'm traumatized. E. I hate it. God, I know. I know. I know. Oh, I hate it. I hate it. Yeah. Why don't I just grill myself? Did I just grill you? What in the hell is going on? I'm beautifully cooked. I'm beautifully cooked. Now watch. Wait, there's mustard and ketchup. Come here. M. Yes. Here. Here. Come here. Okay. Now mustard and ketchup me. Now mustard and ketchup me. Okay. Okay. Let's go. Come closer. Okay. Okay. There you go. Now I would get some mustard on you. Delicious. Let's get the buns we go. Wait, I am totally undercooked. Yeah, you're undercooked. The [ __ ] Wait, can I cook myself? Yes. After I have the mustard and ketchup on. [ __ ] it. About to get this this um grill so dirty. Oh, it just takes off all the seasoning. All the seasoning. All the sauce. You have to remust a ketchup meat. Okay. Time grilled to perfection. This is stupid. All right. Ketchup, please. Boom. I look good. Okay. Yep. I'm like overcooked now. What the hell? Why are we different colors? I don't know. Is it cuz our skin tones are different? Our characters? Oh, wait. Maybe. Oh, did you get eaten? What a story. Oh my god. Oh, I thought we were about to be poop. Oh my god. Imagine the next phase is us walking out as poop. Like I said, I wrote it when I was a kid. What sort of devil child were you? I guess there's no devil child a kid how sausages are made. That [ __ ] was traumatic. But then imagine how Yeah, I heard that too. I was like, "What the [ __ ] Let's move on. I don't want to talk about it anymore." I agree. Yeah, we should please move on. That was so uncomfy. Apart from being a bit disturbing. Holy [ __ ] I feel like I have way more control playing this now. So, in order to go through them, what just happened? [ __ ] Um, you just like fell off, but not even Wait, I'm I'm about to die, bro. Oh my god. Oh [ __ ] Sakura, I think I need you. I'm coming. I'm coming. Okay, they're dead, I think. Now what? Oh. Um, okay. Oh, what? Wait, what the hell? Where do I go? Where am I putting this? Oh, wait. Here. Uh, okay. Definitely not. Wait, Sakura, you see the little green thing under you? Yeah. What am I am I behind you? that. Um, look behind you. Yeah. Wait around. I'm trying to find it on your screen. On I'm so confused. What do I do? I'm dead. I don't know what you What? Well, I can't walk on this. This will kill me. Okay, then you have to put down a platform of some sorts for me. Wait. Like, look on my screen. Do you see the thing I'm looking at up there? That's green. Yeah. Um, is it that? I think it's that for you that I'm supposed to do right now. I think I'm supposed to get on this thing. What the hell? Uh. Oh, shoot. Yeah. I can't touch anything around me. Everything kills me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then put it down on on what? Wait. Look at something and I'll look at it on your screen. This You see this? I think you have to throw something on it. The thing I'm looking at right here. What? Okay. Can you like look underneath that? Oh, yes. Oh, it's up. Jump on it. Jump on it. Jump on it. Oh, shoot. Wait. Okay, you have to put Okay, I think I put a punch before I can. No. No. No. I think I t I have to time them. Oh, [ __ ] Here. Yeah. Here. Okay. Okay. Okay. Now, now I know. Now I know. Here. Wait. Here. I got You only step on the fresh ones, but you have to step on the fresh ones. You have to put Yep. Nice. I think one more and then I can jump. Yep. I'm good. Nice. Okay. I think this is going to affect something on your end. I think I was wait again. Oh, okay. There. Now I do it. jump. Okay, perfect. Good. Oh, I can't jump on that. I keep forgetting. Okay, now you throw it on this platform. No, I missed it. I just I missed it cuz the platform moved away. Wait, just wait. Don't Don't put it. Go on the Oh, okay. We're about to go. I'll go on the next one. I'll go on the next one. You have to put one on the next platform. No, on the next platform. Miss Ma'am. Miss Ma'am, my little brain. Wait. Just wait. Just wait. Just wait. Okay, I'm waiting on Don't use those ones. No, I won't. Okay, here. Hang on. Okay. And then on the next platform, you can just put an insta on the next. Yeah. Okay, I'm good. Okay. Nice. What does this do? Oh, wait. Stay. Oh. Oh, already. Damn. Oh, [ __ ] Okay, now. Oh, and then I have to do the next one. Okay. Okay. I have another one for you. Okay. Wait. Okay. Ready? I'm going to do the first one. Okay. Next. I don't think there's another one. I think that's it. Being a cyber hunter does have Can you break the Oh, what do I do with this? Just throw it. Just throw it away. It's the most aggressive throw ever. All right. Open door, please. Check out that tower. That's where we're heading. Is that a parking garage? Yeah. We need to reach the top floor. Where does this take me? Oh, [ __ ] Garage. Where'd he go? Over here, apparently. Enforcers incoming. Nice. Oh. Uh-oh. We're going to have to kill these people. Wait, what is this? Oh, [ __ ] I'm going to I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. It's cuz I'm hitting you. Oh, I think so. Oh, that's why. That's why. Okay, my bad, gang. No, good. I'll take the damage as long as they die. What the [ __ ] is this garbage? What is that supposed to do? I'm dead ass confused. Okay, never mind. I don't know. It keeps telling me to destroy the garbage cans, too, but it doesn't do anything. Let's grab some wheels. Maybe it's just like interactive and for fun, perhaps. I don't know. I don't know. Tell me. I don't know. What are your poor souls even trying to achieve here? Major spoilers, douchebag. We're killing you at the end. That's cute. Old woman again. We always find a way to get our repayment. Repayment. What is the inspiration behind the story? Now, Zoe, it's time to settle the score. Uhoh. Uhoh. We're about to get [ __ ] writing. Oh, good night. You have unpaid parking tickets. Time to die. You have unpaid parking tickets. Time to die. Holy. Oh, run. Run. I hate this POV. Please stop using the POVs on me. So, now we owe this boss lady parking tickets as well. Yeah, she squeezes everyone on everything. Oh my god. I'll regret. Damn, you're quick. You were behind me. It's your story. Oh, [ __ ] I fell. I just jinxed you. Yeah. No. Wait. I forget how you're supposed to stay like on the wall. What do you uh I think it's space. Why did you include this into your story, Mio? I don't know. Oh, I'm dead. I don't remember the pole. I don't remember the pole. I don't know either. Why did you include this into your How many times are we going to hear her say that? I don't know. When you get hit with a ticket, wait, can you stop for one second? Oh, I was hoping that it would just spawn you in. Oh, yeah. Don't worry. I got you. Wait, what? I don't know how I just survived that. I'm not going to lie. This game dead ass using so much of my brain power. I feel tired. You said 5 hours. We're dead ass my brain. I feel like Holy [ __ ] This [ __ ] nuked me. Yo, what do we What's happening? No. G games actually dead ass hurt my brain. Oh jeez. All this parking ticket. Yep. An eye for an eye. Wouldn't it just be easier to pay them and move on? Never. Tonight we liberate the city from brain power than Valor. I don't think so. This definitely takes more brain power than valor. Yeah, cuz you actually have to do something different every time. Valer, you can just like you can kind of like Yeah, what's going on? Wait, I'm starting to regret this so easily. This game. Yeah, I'm getting tired, bro. We can stop whenever you want to stop. Uh, this is a [ __ ] over the top. We're not going to complete it today, that's for sure. Yeah, maybe after we finish this. Yeah, I don't even know. Dead ass. My head hurts. Wait, we have to How do we even Bro, we're like final boss, bro. My I like actually like I think I'm losing brain cells. Um, Sakura, I'm on the ball. I am not. What's going on? What the [ __ ] There supposed to be I'm just dodging dodging and I don't know, but there's a green thing over here that try to hit the eye. What the [ __ ] There's something on the ball that you're supposed to hit. I'm pretty sure the center. Oh [ __ ] Oh my god. I will come. Oh my god. Awesome. This going to take a minute. Holy. Yo, my [ __ ] secret. No, [ __ ] I'm Oh my god. If you don't like a whole bus on us, remove yourself from the parking lot. Dude, no permit. No parking. No permit. No, [ __ ] I'm going to die for my parking. We're dying for illegal parking. Ow. Optical. Oh my god. Yo, how do I do damage on this guy? Holy. Wait, I wasn't even on the line. Wait, I'm back on this guy. Target is in your face. The [ __ ] Oh my god. Infrastructure. Am I infrastructure? The creators have fun making this game. The [ __ ] Oh my god. Oh god. Oh my god. [ __ ] I'm dead. Oh, what? No. No. No. No. No. Oh, I'm dead. Spam that [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] I dropped in the wrong spot. Wait, there's something I have to destroy on here, but I don't know where it is. Uh, there's like a hole. [ __ ] [ __ ] Are you supposed to like do something for me to destroy? I I you're just No, this is it for me. You want to stop? I'm done. I'm done. I I'm dead ass getting rage mated right now. Do we have to do we have to save? Um I think it saves on our last Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm I'm [ __ ] over this, bro. I dead ass. No, no, no, no. I'm so serious. I've never been rageed so hard in my life. I've never seen someone rage quit split fiction, but honestly valid. No, that actually just killed my mood. Like I actually I that my vi my my vibes killed. Like [ __ ] that. Um I thought I was going to have fun today. Um yeah, that's it for me and gaming. All right, Sakura. That was fun. I'mma peace out. Are you going to play Valerant? I think I I think I'm going to try like one game, but I've been rage baited by Valerant so much today, so we'll see. That's valid. Okay. Okay. Well, enjoy your food. Thank you. That was fun. We shall pick it up another time whenever you want. Yeah. Soon. Okay. Bye. Bye. Uh I'm never [ __ ] playing uh I'm never [ __ ] playing that [ __ ] game again. Uh, I I was so excited. Um, bro, my day dead ass ruined. That [ __ ] actually blew my high. I'm not even kidding. I'm not even kidding, bro. I'm I'm blaming having a bad day on Ary. Holy [ __ ] I I don't know what the [ __ ] happened. That [ __ ] actually just blew me. I'm not even kidding. Oh my god. I'm actually like in a horrible mood right now. I don't know what the [ __ ] happened there, guys. I actually hate that game. [ __ ] that. I changed my mind. [ __ ] that. Apparently, there's like this actual rage bait game. If I can't play this, I'm not going to be able to play the rage bait game. [ __ ] What was the g What's g? There's like an actual rage bait game. T you guys remember it? not the egg game. It's something else, but I'm not going to be playing it. [ __ ] What is that game called? Agree. That's what it is. I'm never playing that [ __ ] game. Apparently that [ __ ] makes you want to [ __ ] just die, bro. Please. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [ __ ] that. After the way I feel right now, you best believe my ass is not going to be playing that game. [ __ ] What is the g what's the game like? Okay, this is going to be so stupid. Thank you fashion for the 25 gifted. Thank or 24. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. What is What is it? Why the [ __ ] Jason said you guys are going to have kids in the next two three years? Two to three, [ __ ] I'm 21. Two 23. Okay, let's chill on that. Um, what was I what was I thinking about? What is the one where you guess the song? What is it called? Don't read those wizards. I don't even care. I just think it's funny. Hurdle. Is that what it's called? I need something gentle on my little soft brain. Dead ass. Play some cool math games. Oh my god, I love Bro, why is this [ __ ] literally naked? Okay, can I turn the ads off? How do I turn the ads off? Why? There's literally dead ass people with like no clothes on. I don't know what Oh my god, I'm touching on it. How do I turn it off? How do I turn it off? Oh my [ __ ] god. I'm literally [ __ ] flinging pads to you everywhere. That ad block that. How do I get ad block? How do I do that? I don't know how to do that. How do you get an ad block? I hope I just didn't download a virus. Okay. Oh my god, it worked. You [ __ ] geniuses. You little genius. You [ __ ] geniuses. Oh my god. Thank you, little [ __ ] We need We Never mind. I'm going to stop now. I should just chill out. Okay. [ __ ] What? I don't know this one. I don't know this. I dead ass don't know this song. No, guys. I actually I dead ass don't know this song. I've never heard this song in my life. Picture a place where it all hurt. Wait, I have never heard this song. Okay. What are these songs? Can we like pick a genre? No, dead ass. I'm confused. What the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] I'm not even kidding. There's a thing called Bandal. What the hell is Bandal? What [ __ ] This dead ass. This is blowing my eye. What is this? What is this? I have to log in with my Twitch account. Is this like weird The hell is What is this? What is this? I don't like this. Why is this so complicated, bro? This dead ass is so complicated. Oh my god, bro. This [ __ ] blowing my heart. I don't want to do this anymore. [ __ ] this now. [ __ ] this. Oh my god, guys. I'm not even kidding. That [ __ ] game ruined my entire mood. That game dead ass blew my high. Like I've ne I don't think I've I dead ass don't think I've gotten on stream and wanted to get off so [ __ ] fast after something. I'm not even kidding. I literally I thought I Bro, I thought that game was fun. I guess I used to like it. Maybe anything's better than Valerant. TBH. Bro, my brain is shot. I do have Tik Tok brain. You played Valerant every single day. Yeah, I guess anything was better than Valerant, bro. Tick tock scrolling on desktop. That sounds like a bad idea. That sounds like a horrible idea. Go build a house. You watch Tik Tok in 2x speed. Me? No. The [ __ ] I do not do that. Do you know what I want to do? I want to play Minecraft. But I don't think there's Minecraft on this PC. I'm dead ass. Unban request. I'm scared. My I don't know the state of my unban request. pre 10 minutes. I'm scared. How do I even look through them? Do I just rip it open like on my Twitch? Like, what do I do? What if it's bad? How do I find it? Moderation settings. No. Where is it? I actually dead ass don't know how to find this. Okay, it's not in my analytics community. No content. No. Click gear under chat. Oh, how the hell do I do this? My brain's too squishy for this. Where do I find this? Oh god. I feel like I'm missing context reading this. So, I'm dead ass so confused right now. No, I'm dead ass confused. John, stop moving the cam camera cable. Special ops. Shitty dog. What? I I'm confused. How do I full screen this? Can this go any full screen? Any full screener? How do I full pop out? Okay. Here. Okay. Wait. I wanted the oldest one. Okay, I think I think we're going to deny this one. Okay. I'm confused. I'm dead ass confused what this is supposed to be. Wait, what is this? I feel like this isn't bad. I don't really understand. Here's the thing is like you see the messages, but I don't know the I don't know the stream. This is like fine. There you go. Okay. Uh, okay. We're going to keep this person banned then. Diana hella tough. Diana the toughest floor it launch it. What is this? Oh, [ __ ] hell. Okay. Um, this is this this one. Who do you think would wait falsify? What the hell is a man keini? Does Aritzia sell emotional stability? If I told you what really needed the What the [ __ ] What does this even mean? What is this? I was trying to read this. I'm like confused. Okay. The [ __ ] am I reading, bro? What is this? Yeah, not bad until I read this. Is this like not some Zish [ __ ] Like I'm kind of confused. Or am I am I tripping? Oh, this is from Yuki. Oh, joke. What is a Yugi viewer? It's just like spamming the same [ __ ] Okay. Lol. Guapo. L answer. Holy enough. Yap. Diana. We get it. Oh, they probably got uh banned because holy acne, but I don't think that's really that bad though. [ __ ] their comment is sorry. I don't think it's that serious though. It's really I don't think it's that serious. He said sorry. [ __ ] y'all both. Bro, is this supposed to like is this not like something Kendrick said? Dad's confused as [ __ ] That man in the back will sing this. I was in the wrong chat. Sorry for all the What the hell? Cherish every moment. It's always now or never. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Sorry, I didn't mean to hear her. Matter of fact, let me stay banned. I'm confused. Like, I don't think this was a like, am I missing something? I don't think this is crazy. I mean, he wants to stay banned. Okay. I don't think it's bad, though. Like, am I missing something? I feel like this is like Is it just cuz it was spam? Is this my mod? I feel like this is not that serious. You both crazy. I don't care. Maybe we're What were we doing? I don't think it's that serious. Old trauma from months ago. Okay. I was going to say I don't think this is that bad. Like why not gingerbread houses with Ka Tyson and Jason fat? Oops, wrong chat. Okay, this one stay. Okay. Okay. Damn. What does it mean to get silkied? What is this from? I don't think this is bad at all. Okay, first of all, they're dead ass glazing redify. I'm confused. This isn't that bad. Who is this about? Am I missing something? Who is this a boat? You pay for your water bill. Why did I get banned? I didn't do anything. Uh, crossband. I did not read that. Can I please get on banned? I don't know why I got banned. I'm just a normal chatter. Can you check my logs? I'm subbed to Sura. Okay, let's see, shall we? Huh? This isn't even bad. It's just spam. Wait, where is it? Wait, where am I missing? Oh, he did get timed out two times before he got banned. Do we leave it? I feel like it could be worse. We don't read in this house. It could I feel like it could be worse. Okay, that's just annoying. What the [ __ ] am I reading right now? What is this about me? I'm missing something. Okay, I know how this looks, but I swear delicious intent get used to it, but I swear I'll next the messages are not okay with the creator. What is this? Where's the scroll? Huh? The yams. Is it Is it not just referring to his nose? Okay. Yo, what the [ __ ] What? Bro, I can't. What? This person's weird. Wait, I need to see the mod comment. Okay, let me repeat. What is this? What the [ __ ] is that? And why the [ __ ] is the thing say? Help me. Daddy, what the [ __ ] am I reading? Okay. Uh, I think we just deny this. I'm a little scared. What the [ __ ] am I reading right now? What's a pile diver? Oh, okay. Was making joke of Huh? How am I supposed to know? One question. Huh? 1982. What? Oh, pro. I'm confused. Is it Is this this one that got banned? How am I supposed to know he's [ __ ] Our Marcos flag. Look at this chats from other channels. Trying to deny this. Can I just unban this? Wait, before we show I'm confused. Should we just leave it? I'm banned. Okay. If you Okay. Hello. Why did I get banned? I like your streamy. See, this is just weird. Yo, first time chatting. Y'all chopped as [ __ ] All right, good night. Hey, would like to apologize. I honestly was just bored and go and going around. Hopefully you can forgive me if not understand. Have a nice day, evening, or night. I think this is funny as [ __ ] Yo, first time chatting. Y'all chopped as [ __ ] bro. I think that's just funny. What's a fan of in the Discord? Twitch chat align. Okay. I wanted I want some tunes right now. It's so quiet. Said something sexual. Okay. Camel toe. I'm dead ass confused. Chubby for men is overweight. I thought it was shar chat. What? Oh, mod comment. I'm tripping. Oh, okay. Bye-bye, I guess. Two. What is the [ __ ] is is this egg? What I do wrong? What I do wrong? What is this? Okay, guys. I don't know what that means. Oh my god. Ma is dead. I was making joke about Jason was funny. So funny. It would happen again. What? I don't think that's bad. I think it's fine. I don't think it's that serious. Um, I need to taste canes at least once in my life. Suck. Oh, wait. There's more comments. Okay, low key. But why would they say W sakur though? I'm kind of confused. I mean, it's kind of weird. It's like, to me, it's funny. I don't think it's that serious, though. Like, this doesn't really bother me. I don't really care that much. Is this person black? That's how the [ __ ] cuz if this person's black then like I don't know. I don't know. I wouldn't know cuz I do I don't know the [ __ ] do I do. Do we live in band arch shatter unban? Okay. Well, that is a very Okay, check the off your list. Okay. Yeah, I'm really good off of that. Please unban. I don't even bend in chat. Is this crossband? I'm confused. Oh, crossband. Okay. I apologize for my comments. I was trying to make a joke when Ary closed the bus door on the cameraman during the road trip. What does this even mean? this Gooner. But this person has so many comments and they've never and they've never gotten like timed out or anything. Wait. I'm banned. It was Was it just a joke? I don't know what that means. I don't know what the [ __ ] a bang bus is. What the [ __ ] is a bang, guys? What does this mean? Do we keep this guy banned or unbanned? I don't know. Unb. I am not going to Google it. Okay. Chad's saying it's a 50/50. It's just a bad joke. I don't really know. Unban, but don't Google it. Okay. Okay. I will not be googling it. Uh, yo, I will be very, bro. What am I reading? Yo, I will be very respectful this time. That's just weird. I apologize. I made an inappropriate joke about I just feel afraid of those kind of jokes in the future. I What does that mean? unban. I don't know what this even means. It's just a joke. Okay, I don't even know what the joke is. Why am I banned? I was just saying Jason's outfit for streamer rewards. Jason Depp guy. Jason the wheel. Watch Jason. Check Jason's progress. Can you check Jason's stream? Verigy. This is like annoying but like that's really all he'd be saying though. He got timed out twice and he keeps going. I think it's just like cuz he keeps going. I think cuz he got time out two times. Like I'm a little confused. Okay. You got time out. It was a joke. No malice sense. Is that guapo the fat ass so round? Wito. What is that? What does that even mean? What? I'm Okay. I don't know what it means, but bye-bye. The most unfair unfair ban in history. Not even. Okay, let's see. Hello. Oh. Um, I'm following just because you are cute. Run. Haha. Oh, good. You are learning. Rank. How long? Ew. 2022. Mute them all. They're not helping. 2023. 30 cm and every day closer. What the [ __ ] does that even mean? Why you look like you aged 10 years and one? This is incredibly bad. Why ban me for telling the truth? What was this? Okay, I'm not going to lie. This I followed you cuz you're cute is a little odd, but the rest of them don't even look that bad. Except I don't know what that means. What does that mean? Wait, how old was I in 2022? How long ago was that? 2022. When? 2022. 2023. 24 25 26 2019 181 17. I was 17. Well, this guy is definitely a pedto. I'm sorry for saying that. I'll never again. Okay. Um, favorite face members try fuel streamer. Say the public will do it. This just like spam. Y'all look alike. Same skin tone. The [ __ ] did I say that got me banned? She was with I don't know. I'm Asian, too, but different skin tone. Who's this about gifted already? Oh, crosspad. Okay. Well, this person like spamming So, [ __ ] really likes that sober song. It's just like spamming the same [ __ ] I think it's annoying. I think we keep it. What do you think, chat? It is so It's just sparing the [ __ ] Will you marry me? Okay, that's really weird. Um, okay. Um, nope. Uh, okay. Play some tunes. I can play some tunes. I like this song. Okay. What do you say? All these call me Chinese and Spanish. I know. I need to split get split audio. What year is it? 2023. Okay. I want to be your singer. I don't think this is crazy. This person's been in my community for a long time. It's kind of random person, but okay. Wonder why I got banned. It was compiled chat. Not she cries too much. This sure chat December 10th. I don't know what this is. I think it's fine. I don't even know what this is about. I'm confused. Okay. What did I do? She said she wanted to throw up and I typed in pregnant. Not even sure why that's just random chat. in a while. I wish you didn't come with any disrespect. Yeah, I may be tripping. Can unpan if you want. I don't think it's that crazy. I think it's fine, but do it or else. just do it. Okay. I'm the president of the island and I wish I can. What is up? What is this? GG. Retweet Edward. Why is this? What is this? Oh my god. I don't know what that is. I don't want to click on that. I don't know. Oh, there a picture for conduct. Should I click on it? What is this? Okay. Thank god I did not open that. That's a little awkward. Um, I don't think it's that serious. Show us. I don't think it's that bad. Now I'm curious. I don't want to I don't want to stir the pot. I don't think it's that bad. Like It's just drama stuff, but I don't think it's that serious. I think it's like I just get banned. I just came in here to tell you you're really hot. That was way out of line. No excuses, bro. I was probably drunk when I said that. I'm sorry. This guy dead ass said sorry about five times. But that is really um this kid looks really creepy. Um, what the [ __ ] do I do with this? I don't know what to do with this. I don't I don't know. When is this from? This is old. Oh, what's the wrong comment? Oh, yeah. That was just the wrong comment. I apologize. I'm a lurker. Okay. This is old. Apologize. Okay. What are you [ __ ] response? I'm sorry. Bro, I literally heard Jason said that was streaming as a joke and I was snitching looking deserved. Oh, I don't think that's that serious. I don't think it's serious. It's a chat hopper, but I don't think it's that serious. I mean, I we could just like I don't think that deserves to be banned, though. That's just like a timeout. I'm television please. You hurt. What is this? September. Okay, this is a little excessive. Did your boyfriend die? Sorry, I was obviously joking. just wanted an update. I won't ask again. I mean, I think this is more of a timeout. It's just kind of random. Uh banned. Another weirdo from AR where RZ crunched his fried his brain. What the [ __ ] I got banned because I tried about RZ. That was for Ary and Bonnie. And please unban me into her channel. watching now. Let's go now. We all hate watching. No, stop. We good. W stream first. I'm like losing the context here. telling. Oh. Oh, that's weird. Um, I have no idea why I was banned. I'm so confused. the room. Why is so many like spam [ __ ] Oh, there's more cards. her so she'll cross bad. I don't know why. I just wanted to have fun. Okay. I love how this person typed one thing. I wonder what this is. I've actually just kept on here. She was a victim. Okay. Oh no. [ __ ] There's a virus. Oh shoot. [ __ ] I'm not I'm not gassing that [ __ ] I'm not gassing that. Extremely misogynistic comments in others chat. Healed. Not on camera. Off stream. Heels. Okay. I don't know what it is, but crack Jason. Damn, really to watch do anymore. I don't think I think this is funny. I don't think that's that bad. I think this shit's funny as hell. I don't want this song. Oh, I love this song. Up to you, man. For a joke. I just want to apologize. I thought we were all cracking jokes. Girl doesn't have a wrestling [ __ ] face. She has a wonderful face. I used to get told that a wrestling [ __ ] face all the time. I don't think it's that I don't think it's that serious. I mean, we're really spamming in the chat, but I don't think it's that big of a deal. She was looking at dogs and fishes. One of them was I really don't know how I'm going to go band over the dollar. I don't think this is bad. This is spamming. It's just spam. Oh my god, this is 2022. But it broke. I mean, [ __ ] it. This is like old as [ __ ] BBL, please. I'm confused. What? I I wish I knew the context. What a lady. We don't care. I am nauseous at the thought of I wonder what this was. I don't know what this was. Oh, thank you Val for the five gifted. Thank you so much. And thank you Vinnie for the 10. I don't know if I said thank you. And thank you Ash for the eight months. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Wait, is my music loud or is it good volume? Okay. Uh why you just type M? Close your eyes. I don't think this is that serious like at all. But this guy is spamming like crazy. I don't think it's that serious. This is like drama farmer. But I don't think it's that serious. Bro, what am I reading right now? What the [ __ ] does What am I read? Bro, are we all reading the same [ __ ] I don't even know what this means. I love how his comments, "Please unban I'm a changed man. This is just weird. Jason's not black at all. It's just like a strange message. I think we just leave it. It's just kind of random. Wasn't that the edit of him? Oh, was there an edit? Now I'm not saying second chance. Second account unbanned. Hi, Irish. First message is kind of weird. It's just weird. But I feel like this is something you would time out for his old account. Chat hopper. Ban him. Okay, I think we just leave it. Okay, I was joking. Mods and banned me. Okay, let's read this. Not again. Call Jason. Look at your phone. Jason's called like toxic, bro. Too much. Too [ __ ] much. I don't know what the context of this is. January, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October 17th. What the [ __ ] was I doing? Bro, what was I even doing? Guab was joking about it was a joke for context of the stream. Trying to lose weight fails. Wait, what does that even mean? I don't think this is even bad. I'm kind of dead ass confused. Like this person can't even type properly. Okay, I understand this person chat looks bad. Scroll. You can see I'm somewhat normal chatter. I primarily lurk. I was trying to get a reaction to chat. I was trying to make a joke, but I put an emote to insinuate that I wasn't serious and I was joking. The joke was funny. It deserved to get deleted. I'm really sorry about the sacrif. Are we lack I I wonder if we're just lacking context. I wonder if he was just eating the food crazy. I feel like this isn't crazy. Yeah, AJ's probably eating and then I was like, "Yeah, AJ definitely eating." He's like radiant on Door Dash. I don't think that's that bad. I don't know context, but I'm sure some I'm not usually tourist. I think I'm 14 months up to arch. I don't know what I said. I'm confused. I don't think this is that serious. Drama farmer. Okay, [ __ ] it. Bye-bye. referring to trans transmissionists. Okay, Broy, what the [ __ ] are we? Bro, me when I tried lie like what kind of lie is that? Who's that trust? Why is that so bad? I was talking about Guapo. This is not even bad. I mean, I feel like this could have been a timeout. I did this. Oh my god, I banned them. Okay. Damn. Why was I so harsh on this person? Should we click their Discord? I wonder. I must have been having a bad day. November 26th, leave it. Perma. Promo with a bent first message. I guess that's Yeah. Okay. He took up her boyfriend. I asked a question before I even knew the Lord about her. Like what? What do we think chat? Is there a line? Do you feel like this is Cap? First measure kind of weird. Yo, sorry, bro. I didn't mean to say that my tongue was sl This is funny. I'm not going to lie. My tongues are just crazy. Just like a man. I I think this is funny. But why does it split? I'm kind of confused. But at the same time, if this was in Jason's chat and someone's like, "Reach occurs pussy," I probably would not want him to unban them. You know what I mean? Like, I feel like that would be weird. So, I feel like we should just leave it. S girl, [ __ ] you, ho. Oh my god. Yeah, I don't know. TBH, I guess. TBH, I don't know. Bro, this is funny. I don't think that's a bad deal. I don't really care. First time it's just kind of a little like over the top. What was I even

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Wait, this is a Wait, a is August September 6. What was I doing? The hell was I doing? [ __ ] just goes You didn't even say my name right. Sir Corup, [ __ ] you, hoe. Oh, during the breakup. Nah, low key, I feel like that's valid, though. No, I don't think it's that I honestly don't really think it's that big a deal. I don't think it's that serious. But I guess for a first time chatter that's weird. I don't know. I just feel like I've seen way worse messages. The him girl [ __ ] you ho just is does not seem that serious to me. Do you know what I mean?

Okay. The song is too emo. I mean, you guys did fool the internet. Okay, do never [ __ ] say that to me. We're not doing that. Don't be weird. I feel like this person got timed out enough times. Like, what the hell's going on? This is on some parasocial [ __ ] Yeah, we dead ass playing Sims right now. Jason, fix your hair. Tell her she looks pretty. Tells her she's beautiful. Call Jason. Tell him you miss him and say you love him, bro. What? Bro. Yes. Chatter. This is old. I feel like this is more like time out though. 2026. I guess he didn't say sorry. I'm requesting a review of what is this band. Jesus Christ. Okay. Ready. Oh, is this the brother in question? I'm dead ass confused. Please remind me I was joking. Bro, this [ __ ] is annoying as hell. Please, I want to be a part of this community. I only got banned for calling her what the [ __ ] Me? No, I'm kidding. This is Oh, there's a mod comment. Ew. What the [ __ ] Okay, that's weird as [ __ ] Okay, never mind. Not me. Not me. Me? No. No. Not me. Okay. Oh my god. I didn't realize this is a sore subject. Her acne is so bad. Oh, okay. Why are we spamming this? You want them size? I feel like it's not that serious though. It's kind of weird though. I don't really want that person in my community. Banning people for asking for help. I don't want me buy me pizza. I'm hungry. Send me a whisper. Can anyone possibly send me for money? I'm poor and hungry. I feel like this is satire. This surely is satire. No. Bam. Okay. What did I do? Sus Clipper. But what are the clips in question? Please. Okay, that's I was calling Toast ugly when Sakur walked away and let Toast take over the desktop. You're ugly. Who banned that? Okay, I think that's fine. Okay, that was just weird as [ __ ] Um, the world end of the world. What is this? This is a weird gooter. Okay. I think this is kind of I don't think this is like bannable. I think I'm more time out. My mom is hot. My mom is a baddie. Like I think it's just weird. But I don't I wouldn't be like ban them because I was literally talking about how my mom was bad. If you don't know the lore, then why the [ __ ] are you banning me? I don't know what this is. It's not bad. It's just from Last of Us. Oh, is a spoiler. Do I unban? Should I just time it out or leave it banned? I feel like timeout. I feel like that could just be a timeout. I think this is funny. Like this is this is just funny to me. I think it's because I made the joke that I sat on his face and farted on him. I think that's dead ass what it was. I think it's funny. Like I don't think like a joke. Yeah, but I mean if I'm going to talk about on stream then like now chat knows you know like if I don't want people talking about then why would I talk about it, you know? I don't think it's that serious in my opinion. My fault was just trying to make a joke. Oh, is he saving? I think this is more of like just timing out. I think it's just like annoying. I mean, it's not like it's not like a um what's it called? Oh, okay. This person just frequently What's wrong with her today? Okay, this person is just dead ass a boring hater. I swear to God, that was like that was quick. T wants me to play Last of Us. Are you guys sure? Are you guys sure that's what you really want? Are you sure? It's all for I'm trying to really What am I doing to Wait, Chad. What am I doing tomorrow stream? I don't remember. Wait, we can play Last of Us tomorrow. Cuz tomorrow I'm on desktop, bro. Ch dead ass blew my [ __ ] high cuz we can play tomorrow. We have so much time. Should I get a controller for tomorrow? Jason cheated on you with fish. Oh, boohoo. tomorrow. Okay, I'm not even kidding. That [ __ ] game dead ass blew my [ __ ] high. I'm not even kidding. I'm actually like that [ __ ] made me so mad. Can we have random IRL segment? Bro, my my phone's dead. Uh, I got to go. Um, I'm not going to lie. I would stay streaming. My vibe is actually shot. My vibe actually dead shot. I'm like sad. I'm like I feel like I normally am in such a mood to stream, but I don't No, I'm not even kidding. Chat, that game made me so sad. I don't know why. But I'll be back tomorrow. Why? I don't know. I was just getting so frustrated. I dead ass was like I was like getting l I was literally like rage waiting myself. Thank you, Chris, for the eight months. Um but yes. Um I know. I'm really sad that I didn't get to play out my stream. Maybe tomorrow we'll do a little IRL. I'm not sure. We'll see. I'm sad. Yeah, the game did not hit. But tomorrow, I think we'll play The Last of Us and then Oh, thank you, Irish. Tomorrow, we'll play Last of Us and then I leave for Florida. I'm literally in and out. I'm pretty sure I'm in Florida for like 36 hours. Like barely by controller. Really? I like playing keyboard and mouse. Chat, you also have to realize that I've always played keyboard and mouse. I don't know how to play controller. So I dead ass think if I played controller it would be worse. Like I would be more confused cuz then I would have to learn how to use a controller. That's the thing. And then you guys would be more like, bro, I know my wrist hurts. Controller's easier, but you guys have to realize I never use controller. So is it really going to be easier for me? I don't know. Maybe I just need a wrist rest. I low key need to get shitty. I'm not going to lie. But anyways, I'll be back tomorrow. I also want to have a meeting with my creatives because I want to plan out some of my streams for the New Year's. I'm getting like a little bit anxious about it. Um, that's also why I wanted to end because I want to just plan out some stream stuff because I didn't do that before I started stream. I dead ass worked out like or woke up so late. Chat, did I say New Year's? I meant February. Like end of the end of the month and February streams. I just want to make sure all my streams are like fully planned out. I'm just I'm a little sad that um I wasn't able to go IRL today. And I do apologize because like I don't know, unplanned desktops sometimes hit. But I was I was definitely a little bit upset because I was excited to go IRL today because I just I feel like I haven't been IRL like with somebody else in a minute. But we will be back soon because especially I'm doing desktop tomorrow and I feel like I'm kind of [ __ ] around a little bit. But yeah, I don't know. But we but I'll get back to doing um eyebrows. Also, I'm gonna get a TV this year, guys. I'm getting a TV. I keep talking about it. I'm going to do it. I think I actually going to do it because I just think why not? But I want it I want it to be pink. I dead ass. I want it to be pink. I wonder if I could get it like dyed pink. I know. No, I Guys, I'm not even kidding. I need to get my TV. I need to get an FX3. I need to get a new PC. And I need to get a car. Cuckoo. Vote of you broke. Bro, I swear to God, this [ __ ] not funny. I don't know why I'm laughing. like it's not funny at all, but um I'll just pretend uh that it's not happening. Um bro, okay, chat, she just ignore all the desktop have love comments. I do love doing desktop. I just I I don't know. There's just sometimes where I wish I could just like go IRL. I don't know. I just have joy going IRL and going into the real world. Do you know what I mean? But what happened to your Canada PC? It's still in Canada. I lowkey kind of want to get it shipped. Cuz I feel like that PC was good. That's the thing. Like I actually dead ass feel like that PC was good enough. Like if it could play if I could play Valerant on it, surely it's good enough, right? That PC is great. Is it wasting there? Yeah. I don't know. I wonder it's probably cheaper than buy a new one. The only thing I'm worried about is that um valance light really I don't know. The only thing I worry about is um it breaking. That's the only thing. Your current PC is a 3080. I don't remember what my one at home was. Just to get insurance. I don't know. I guess it could be bubble wrapped to death. Get the expansion foam. That's what Bri was telling me to. Okay, Jeff. I will be back tomorrow. Thank you everybody for watching. I'm not sure what time I'm going to start, but I kind of want to have like a little bit of a plan. Maybe I'll do like a little bit of playing the game and a little bit of baking or something for some sort of variety. But once I'm back from Florida, I it'll definitely be like more IRLs. Like I definitely love doing desktop and I want to like mix it in. Like I want to be doing like two desktops a week and like three IRLs, maybe four IRLs, but doing back to back to back desktop literally drives me [ __ ] insane cuz like I love gaming, but I don't like sitting in a chair every day because I feel counterproductive because I don't know. I just I don't know. Wait, who's streaming right now? Chad sing Reed. Is Dak still streaming? Wait, let's raid Lucky. I was trying to see if uh Toast was streaming. Okay, chat. We are going to go raid out Lucky. Thank you everyone for watching. I'm not sure what time I'm going to be streaming tomorrow, but I'll update in the Discord. It's just going to be like it's just going to it's just going to be a cozy little desktop. It's not going to be anything crazy. But I'll be back tomorrow. Bye-bye, chat.

Do you not realize that it hurts me when I see it go? Cuz you have the time of your life only when I'm not around. You know you really don't deserve me. Looking for you in the crowd. See you dancing again and I don't mind that size. Where you going home tonight? Oh yeah. Where you going home tonight?