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MAGA women are panicking. MAGA women are losing their minds because Riley Gaines, Riley potato head Gaines, exposed a brutal secret. She was caught on a hot mic and she was running her mouth. And in this brutal leaked video, she unleashes on MAGA women and now there is this a major clash.
So, we've all seen the recent clip by now where Riley Gaines accidentally admits that her so deeply held conservative beliefs are simply spoon-fed by her handlers. And if you haven't seen it, we're going to show it to you right away. But believe it or not, getting exposed like that is not even the worst thing that has happened to this famous fifth place loser this week.
Because right after that, she went on to the completely unwatched Katie Miller podcast, a show I am absolutely certain none of you have ever heard of except for by me here. And on this completely unwatched, unlistened to podcast that never breaks 5,000 viewers despite there being 8.3 billion people living in this world, she was caught on a hot mic letting her intrusive thoughts leave her little pea-sized brain and exit right out of her mouth.
So, we've got the footage. And in this moment where Riley Gaines is letting it all out, she shares some truly unhinged conspiracy theory regarding a very prominent historical figure from 50-something years ago. And she also decides to go after her own base by making foul, truly foul comments about MAGA women and personal hygiene and rituals. And most juicy of all, she started talking a little trash about Erica Kirk before openly admitting that Turning Point USA is in freaking shambles. We have the full audio lined up for you and I really need you to hear what she actually thinks of the people who buy her grifty little merchandise.
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So, MAGA influencer, Riley Gaines, is being told by her handlers what her beliefs are. Wait, tell me the pillars again. So, it's pro-life, >> First Amendment, Second Amendment, sanctity of life, and veterans. >> Okay. >> And >> First, second, yep, yep, yep. Yep, cool. Uh the First Amendment, the Second Amendment, uh the sanctity of life, our veterans uh I feel very passionately about. Do you guys if you're going to talk about I mean, you hate to even call them political issues, but do you specifically say like the left or the right or is that something you try to kind of refrain from? Like if I were to say something to the effect of like the left is still doubling down. >> Yeah. Yeah, you can say that.
>> Riley Gaines instead of uh feeling embarrassed as she should have for being caught reading a corporate script about her own values, she immediately doubles down on the grift. She went right back out there to aggressively promote Patriot Mobile as America's only conservative wireless provider. So, this company has embraced Christian conservative values in the form of capitalism. And they're running promotional campaigns with slogans like make wireless great again while heavily featuring Don Jr. as a spokesperson to scare people away from I don't know, Verizon? Let's take a look.
I generally don't get on my phone on the weekends. I had no idea that I was involved in this internet online X controversy that does not exist anywhere outside of X, by the way. Uh surrounding Patriot Mobile. So, I figured I would just make a video, clear some things up. Uh number one, Patriot Mobile has never ever ever paid me for anything. Not a service, not a campaign, not a commercial, not an ad, an endorsement, a product, nothing. I've never ever been paid by Patriot Mobile. Check the filings. Check like my bank account, I don't know. They've never paid me. So, the whole bought and paid for thing would maybe be applicable if I'd been paid. Which I haven't. Uh but even still, no, it wouldn't be because I really am a proud Patriot Mobile user. Clearly, I live in the country. I love their service. I've never have had a problem with it, whereas uh that has not been the case with other phone lines. I like the causes they support. They are pro-life, pro-veteran, pro-military, pro-freedom.
>> Sister girl, it is an advertisement. You're allowed to get paid for your advertisements. None of us are mad at that. We're mad at how Mad isn't even the right word. What the [ __ ] was that? Your your phone is pro-life? Give me a [ __ ] break.
So, she doubles down on this because we know Jesus loves a grift. The concept of a right-wing cell phone is so nuts. You really have to believe in something to buy a specific type of cell phone service to protect your religious values. I don't know. I To me, Jesus doesn't care about your invisible radio waves. The right loves to talk about how weird liberals are, but you never catch a roomful of Democrats switching to a progressive data plan to protect their values from a cell tower. We just want [ __ ] healthcare. We just want student loan forgiveness. We just want, you know, our taxes to not go towards leveling cities full of civilians. We do not care if your little phone is baptized Riley Gaines. That is just weird, okay?
And what's funnier is how these people can be sold anything if they're told it makes them more righteous. And how just disconnected they are from their alleged values and what they really support. Because the reality of what they support is this company partnered with Steve Bannon to funnel hundreds of thousands of dollars into buying local school school boards, replacing educators with political operatives, the same political operatives who are banning books about Anne Frank, and currently stopping at nothing at nothing to protect the Epstein files. So, protecting the Epstein files just as God would have intended, right Riley Gaines? So, all of this is being funded on these people's dimes through inflated cell phone bills sold to people who are deeply enough obsessed with JC to overpay for a basic utility because it maybe has a cross on the box. I don't know.
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It's pretty obvious that these MAGA women are so desperate to champion rigid female subservience. Like Riley Gaines, for example, she grew up in Tennessee, she attended college in Kentucky. Two states where Christian, conservative, white man, white woman, lots of babies, family values, close-knit community. That's all like a part of the expectation of the culture there. Culture being a generous word. And those things play a pretty significant role in their day-to-day lives. So, in communities like that, you do not get social acceptance in those communities by having original thoughts. So, it ends up being this kind of like insular bubble that just affirms these teeny tiny world views and shared beliefs, even when the beliefs are I shouldn't have rights or Helen Keller isn't real.
What's the conspiracy theory that you believe in? Okay, I'm a pretty horrible conspiracy theorist, to be honest with you. I would say a conspiracy theory I believe in, or what about the ones that I don't? How about that? Like Helen Keller. If I'm being honest with you, did she really exist? Like did she really exist? I can't wrap my mind around it. Just two dumb [ __ ] saying >> Exactly. >> This is what happens when we ban books and history. If she thinks Helen Keller doesn't exist, uh maybe she's also like hedging on a dream that maybe they will remember her as something more than a fifth place loser potato head doppelganger.
So, this is a dumb take, but it just so perfectly encapsulates one of the core values of this whole anti-intellectual movement right now. You end up arguing that like deaf and blind women are government ops or whatever she goes on to say, and you just keep rejecting facts that make you uncomfortable or challenge your teeny tiny perception of the way the world works and the way people move through it. And that's not even the grossest part of all this because then she openly admits that she smells.
>> Maybe this is like going to get me canceled, too, but I don't love showering, to be totally honest with you. I really don't. I think it was spending so much time in the pool, like your whole life, like 18 years. It was practice before school, go to school, practice after school. I was basically, especially college, you're like basically a wet-headed rat for 4 years because you like go to bed with wet hair, you wake up with wet hair. Your hair's never not wet. It was constantly just like I guess consumed by water, and I reached the point upon graduating where I was like, I don't have to do that anymore. I don't have to submerge myself in water. I'm not going to. Okay.
The tweets below this are so good. She got fifth place because she smelled so bad it motivated the other swimmers to get away from her. This picture. RFK Jr., do I smell someone cooking roadkill in here? Smells fishy. She practiced her whole life just to end up in fifth place. No wonder she is miserable. She was born a loser. Can we stop acting like these people and their opinions matter? Retweet. Why do I think that she got that take from RFK Jr. or from a man? It's like maybe her husband is like, "No shower for you, Riley Gaines. Kitchen. Take the shoes off. Get pregnant. Clean up." And then she goes on to Katie Miller's pod, who she knows nobody's going to listen to, and is like, "I never liked to shower anyway." I don't know.
Before I show you the Erica Kirk Slander, I just got to say there is a massive financial incentive structure rewarding these women for volunteering second-class citizenship. The actual term for this grift, there's an actual term for this grift, is patriarchal bargain. These women simply accept their subservience and trade it to be in close proximity to men. It's a sociological term for pick-me ass [ __ ] and they never want to challenge the system that places men ahead by default. They're perfectly content being these lapdogs, doormats, because they just want to be accepted by men, and that's all they've ever known.
So, a lot of these MAGA women appear to also gain status and credibility, just like Riley Gaines, by defending these male-dominated social structures. That's why they will champion like the gender division of labor, which is women do it all, and it's unpaid, and we don't have any rights, and they want submission, because that's what the men like they don't deeply want it. They actually just parrot back whatever they hear. They want to say they only want marriage and motherhood, and they do that because MAGA and these patriarchal systems reward them with larger audiences. You can want kids, sure, but like don't be going and preaching around to everyone else telling them how to live their life. You don't understand what other people's worldviews are and experiences are.
So, it's getting her speaking opportunities, it's getting her access to powerful political and cultural networks, and that creates a really strong incentive for weak-ass [ __ ] like Katie Miller, who married a [ __ ] lagoon, and Riley Gaines, because they feel that pull in that direction and they think that the closer that they align themselves with the values and expectations of these influential men who see women as servants, the more social and professional benefits are going to receive. So, hold on to that thought about proximity to power because that brings us to the final bombshell. It turns out that this conservative power structure that she is like preaching about Turning Point USA it's in shambles. She accidentally admits that the entire organization is eating itself alive and you can see the exact moment that she realizes, oh [ __ ] I said that out loud. This is a major spell.
>> I think the fracture that we've seen in the right, especially following Charlie Kirk's assassination, uh number one, it highlighted how he really was like glue. Like he was like kind of the connecting fibers of the conservative movement and I think if you knew him, you've known that for years. Like he was a coalition builder. I remember at the RNC prior to the election in 2024, what? Like in July or so? Uh right it was right after President Trump had the assassination attempt, one of many now, on his life in in Butler, Penn- Pennsylvania and watching Charlie behind the scenes coordinate some of the speakers who were there. He was very involved in people like Amber Rose and some of the other unlikely figures who you just wouldn't expect at an RNC convention. A lot of that was Charlie. So, I think in witnessing the fracture that we've seen following his assassination, it proved that he really was the glue and also that without that sort of glue, the bad actors really come to light and I think we've we've seen a lot of that and it's it's horrible. The treatment that we his bride, his widow, has received is detestable. Like I think it's a condemnation of humanity.
>> She basically says the treatment is testicle. She just doesn't even know words. Anyway, you could see Katie Miller's on her constipated ass face beat straight at the MAC counter as she always does. She's like, oh oh [ __ ] she's actually saying this and Riley Gaines is like, yeah, ever since Charlie's been gone Erica Kirk has led this ship straight on the path of the Titanic. It is done. And then she tries to course correct but she admitted it. It was too late. She admitted that the glue holding it all together is gone. And then she tries to like save it by saying, oh, it's so horrible how Erica's been treated. You could kind of see the panic set in as she registers her mistake.
So she just exposed that the everything behind the scenes is falling to [ __ ] since Charlie died and the unified conservative front is just a bunch of opportunists tearing each other apart the second that their boss is gone. And it's obvious that these women don't want to live the lives they preach to us. They all look completely miserable. Katie looks so miserable and can you blame her? Usha Vance, miserable. None of them are cool or cute or like doing anything fun. They are trapped. They are like a bunch of doped up bears at the zoo. They carry the water for the patriarchy because it gives them a reliable social paycheck. It's much easier to tell men what they want to hear than to actually challenge a system and in exchange for not challenging it, in exchange for being a doormat and giving their own submission they get these opportunities. The irony is the patriarchy doesn't give a single [ __ ] about them. They're replaceable. The men running this movement do not view them as equal. They do not respect that. They see them as useful tools and servants to sell an agenda. The leaders will throw them away the second they stop being obedient. And we're going to keep taking in here because what the [ __ ]