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Pharaoh: Yu-Gi-Oh! is sponsored by Yugios! They're Yugi-licious! Wait a minute, "Yugi-licious"? Is that even a word?
Director: It lets the kids know that they're tasty.
Pharaoh: Yes but... Yugi-licious? A-are they supposed to taste like Yugi or something?
Director: Yami..
Pharaoh (Yami): How exactly do you go about testing something like that? I mean... besides the.... obvious method..
Director: Just. Say. The line. You amateur!
Pharaoh: Fine! Yugios - Apparently they're Yugi-licious! Okay now, where's my f*cking paycheck?
*Opening Theme* ♪ "Kawaita Sakebi Ga" ♫ *Opening Theme* ♪ "Todoke Fly At Higher Gaaaammmmeeee" ♫
Joey: Even though I'm the clear underdog in this tournament, the fact that I'm a main character pretty much assures me a place in the finals.
Téa: Yes, but the fact that you're comic relief character means you can't possibly win.
Joey: Nyeeeh~ *faints*
Yugi: He's just overly excited because this is the first episode that actually revolves around his character.
Tristan: I can't wait until I get my own episode. *cricket noises* Tristan: It's never gonna happen, is it?
Téa: Do the words "robot monkey" mean anything to you?
Joey (Thinking): It's at times like this that I actually miss hanging out with my sister.
Serenity: Where are we, Joey? Where are you taking me, big brother?
Joey: To the beach! That's what you said you wanted, right?
Serenity: Actually, I'd much rather be at home playing video games.
Joey (deadpan): We're going to the beach.
Serenity: Joey, you're the world's best brother. Maybe one day you'll win a card game tournament to help fix my eyesight.
Joey: Sorry, I didn't hear that. Your voice is just too high-pitched.
Serenity: I love you, Joey.
Joey: Nope. I didn't catch that either.
Serenity: Can we go home now?
Joey: Seriously, stop talking you dumb broad!
Joey (Thinking): I promise you, sis. I promise that I'll win this tournament and get the prize money. Then you'll be able to afford speakin' lessons. And you'll learn to talk good. Like what I do.
Mai: You lost cry-baby! Now give me your star chips!
Téa: Since there's only one other female character on this island, that has to be Mai!
Bee Guy: It's not fair! I thought disguising myself as a bee would help me to win!
Joey: Ain't it a little unfair for a grown woman to go around challenging children at card games?
Mai: Wow, Yugi, Téa: *Metal Gear Solid Detected Noise* Mai: you have such small hands! I like that in a man.
Téa (Male Robotic Voice): Back off, bitch! He's mine!
Mai: My breasts challenge you to a duel!
Joey: Samurai-Warrior-Guy! Attack her winged aerobics instructor!
Yugi: Wait Joey! In this episode, flying monsters have an advantage over land-based monsters for no adequately explored reason!
Joey: How did you summon that monster without even looking at you card?
Mai: I have ESP.
Joey: WHOAHOHOHOHO! Too much information, lady!
Mai (Ticked-off): ESP, not PMS!
Joey: Oh, so you're psychic?
Mai: Bingo. And it's not a trick, so don't even bother trying to figure it out.
Joey: Wait a minute! You just sprayed all your cards with perfume!
Mai: No way! How could an amateur punk like you see through my aroma -strategy?
Joey: It sure is lucky I don't still have that cold from the previous episode, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to notice something like that.
Téa: Joey needs help, Yugi! Transform into your sexy alter-ego!
Yugi: ~~Tatatadattadaa~~ Pubertyyyyyyy Powerrrrrr!
Pharaoh: Don't let her boobies distract you, Joey! You *can* defeat her! Her cards share one very distinct weakness!
Joey: What's that?
Pharaoh: They've all been censored by 4kids!
Joey: That's right! With the power of 4Kids and sexism, I can win this duel! Time Roulette Go! [The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Time Warp]
Joey: Thousand Dragon! Destroy all three of her Harpies at once!
Tristan: Doesn't *anybody* in this tournament know the rules to this game?
Mai: How.. could I lose.. to such an amateur?
Joey: That's just what you get for being a woman. With girly parts.
Pharaoh: Well done, Joey! You won your first real duel. Just remember that you're nothing without me. Nothing!
Joey: Hooray for censorship!
(Luke Skywalker voice): Your overconfidence is your weakness. *Darth Vader Breathing Sounds* (Emperor Palpatine voice): Your faith in your friends is yours.