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[Music] welcome back to another episode of the Cody Tucker show. As always, I'm your host, Cody Tucker. Today, I'm joined by a very special guest, the one and only, Miss Lindsay Ryder. How are you doing?
Hi, I'm good. How are you?
Could not be better. Been looking forward to this. So, uh, yeah, it's gonna be a good time. Hell yeah. And, uh, so before we kick into things, anything you'd like to plug, promote, where people find you, all that good stuff?
Um, well, I'm on, uh, Twitter as Lindsay L-I-N-D-S-E-Y, uh, XXX. And I'm on my backup account on Instagram, so it's, uh, Ryder backup. And then OnlyFans, I'm on OnlyFans, of course. All that. I'm on everywhere. Everywhere. Just search for Lindsay Ryder.
Yeah, because you'll get a fake account. So, uh, I don't know if, if you have a decent amount of common sense, you'd be able to figure out, yeah, if you're looking at the right person.
So you would think. You would think that. I mean, obviously being called common sense is a bit of an oxymoron, but, you know, it is what it is. But, yeah, no. So when did you start, like, in the adult film industry? Like, how long have you been doing it?
2019, which was like, five, I'm going up five years right now. Jesus. That is five years ago. I, that's so, that's so crazy in my head. When you said 2019, I was like, oh, really? Just like two years. And holy [ __ ] yeah, time flies. That's crazy.
Yeah. God, how many scenes have you done in that amount of time?
Oh, like, do you keep count?
Uh, no, I don't keep count. But, yeah, I want to say 40, but it's probably been, I don't, I don't know. It's quite a, yeah.
Damn, that's crazy. Because you've, I mean, just kind of blown up, you know, like, a pretty, well, I would say like that, you know, which it's got to be hard, like the amount of people who get into the porn industry versus the ones who are able to kind of break through that, like, initial, you know, layer.
It's, I mean, it's so weird because it seems random, but it's not random because obviously, like, you work hard, so that has a huge part in it. And there's got to be a part of you that, like, becomes, like, a, you know, uh, desirable to, like, people who want to watch porn. Like, yeah. I mean, it's just, do you ever think, like, man, I wonder, like, what it is, like, why did I kind of break through and other people don't?
Yeah, so I think that there's a lot of, um, it's good to have a really good agent, so you weed through, you know, the not-so-professional stuff. And then, um, also, I got started when I was 35. Um, I'm 40 now. So I feel like when I started, like, the, the, um, the whole, like, MILF thing and like being a stepmom and all that was like really getting really big. I don't know, maybe it was bigger before that even. But, um, I think I just got in at the right time, at the right age. And, yeah, probably the boobs. They don't hurt.
Yeah, I mean, it's got to, yeah, it plays a pretty big role in it, I would say, you know?
Yeah, I mean, made in myself, I guess I would say it that way.
Well, yeah. Well, and fitting it, I mean, fitting into that kind of niche is got to be a big part of it because that, I mean, obviously that's been a huge thing for a while, like, you know, people being into MILF porn. I mean, speaking for, uh, you know, for myself, it's usually my go-to. And I mean, and it, I think it is for a lot of people.
Oh, yeah. No, I mean, I think it is for a lot of people. Like, for some reason, like, that's, like, kind of our thing. Which I've always had to think for, like, older women, that's always been like a, yeah, like, I know a lot of dudes that are, I mean, I'm only 30, I'm still like decently young, but I know a lot of people in my age group who were going back down, like, like dating girls who were like, just now 20 or 21. I'm like, ah, that's so [ __ ] weird to me.
That's weird to you?
Yeah, it shouldn't be, I don't think.
Yeah, yeah. Um, yeah, it was, it's just like a huge, I don't know why, but like a huge, um, thing. Do you know why, like, or it's just something that you just have been into, like, women? Like you said, like, I can't pinpoint it to, like, a certain time or, like, a certain person. I just, it's just always been the way. I think because I just grew up watching, like, I didn't really grow up watching cartoons. I grew up watching, like, regular [ __ ] like, regular TV shows, regular movies. So seeing, like, older women in those movies and I always thought, like, the mom on the sitcom was way hotter than the daughter.
Oh, wow. Yeah. Even whenever I was a kid, like, I'd watch, like, The Cosby Show, which, you know, but I mean, that's a tough one because Lisa Bonet is super attractive. But, like, I'd watch those, or, um, Married with Children, and like, always thought the mom was hot. Like, I was like, that's the hot one. Yeah. Just weird. I don't know where the [ __ ] that comes from.
I mean, it's just a thing. I mean, everybody's got their. I always was into, like, older men. So I just put myself in that and I'm like, well, I like that because they're like, take charge and like, you know, like, U, uh, more dominant than, I don't know. But who knows?
No, that's a, that's a huge reason why. Because I think that's the kind of the same for me. Because I've always been pretty turned off by, um, like low confidence or just like people who don't know what they want in general. And there's something about, like, older women that, like, will take [ __ ] charge. And that is, yeah, yeah, that'll get me. That'll get me there real quick.
Yeah, like, because I'm, I'm a pretty laid-back kind of, um, pretty slow-moving fella, you know, if you can't already tell. Uh, so I like somebody who's pretty domineering, you know? Like, I like a big personality.
Yeah. All right. Cool. Yeah. Yeah. So maybe that's where a lot of it comes from.
Yeah, I think so. Yeah.
That's so interesting. So this is the, I mean, told me this is going to be the last year that you shoot mainstream. Yeah. Is there, like, a certain reason why, or?
I wanted to do it for five years. Um, on my fifth year, I'm 40 years old. I feel like this is a great time to just kind of like, you know, go to the next, the next step in my life or whatever.
So, so what's the next step?
Uh, I don't know yet. Okay. What I'm gonna do after this, but I'll figure it out.
Yeah, for sure. I was thinking about, like, travel blogging and, like, having, like, you know, like a travel thing because I love to travel. I just, I'm just trying to find things that, like, I am going to enjoy doing.
That's a good route. That's a good route to go. Yeah. Yeah. Travel's always a good one. Food, anything like that, always [ __ ] I mean, you get people pretty easily with stuff like that.
Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah. That's interesting. So you just set up, like, a five-year plan of, like, I want to do this for five years, see what happens. And then, like, was there a thought of, like, well, if I still want to do it after five years, I'll keep doing it, or did you feel pretty concrete on that being the limit?
Yeah, it was pretty concrete. But honestly, I'm gonna miss it. And I'm like, do I really need this change? But I don't know. I feel like that's the great time. I'm gonna, at least try. See what I, you know. Yeah. I might, I might still do, like, my own stuff. Yeah. I do a lot of, like, phone calls on, like, Sex Panther that I enjoy doing and stuff like that. My OnlyFans.
But, yeah. So you'll keep that going? I mean, like, the OnlyFans things like that?
Yeah. So it's not like a full break. It's just a full, it's a break from, like, doing mainstream content.
Yeah. Yeah. Mainstream was always to, um, to like do featuring. Feature dancing because I started off as a, a stripper. So I would like see the features come in. And, um, I was, that was always my goal. So I was like, oh, I'll make a name for myself in porn and then I'll get some featuring. And I did that and I enjoyed it.
Yeah. Yes. I feel like I've, I've made what I came here, uh, you know, what I came into the industry. I've, I've done. So.
You don't feel like you're, like, leaving something behind or, like, missing out on something necessarily? It's, it's like, well, I got my blowbang, but.
Well, there's always time. I mean, the year's not over. So I would, you know, I mean, obviously I'm no agent or anything, but I imagine you could probably work that out pretty easily.
I don't know. I guess I haven't told my agent. Yeah. Maybe I should have told my agent. That's why I wanted. Yeah. Could be why it hasn't happened. I mean, you know, I'm not in the industry or anything, but I imagine that's how it works. So, yeah. That's, yeah.
So that is that kind of like your bucket list thing of like the one thing that you haven't done that you still would like to?
Yeah. Yeah. It's a hell of a goal. I mean, you got, you got lofty, lofty goals for sure.
Yeah. That's, yeah, that's amazing. Yeah. So how many people, how many does it take for it to be considered a blowbang?
I know. Yeah. I know some people are, oh, it needs to be like 40 guys. And then some are like, it needs to be. Let me tell you, that was not the number I was thinking. Yeah. I mean, you don't need three quarters of an NFL team for it to count. God.
Yeah. I was thinking because it can't be, it's got to be four. You think so? Because there has to be somebody standing around not getting attention for it. Because you know, you got three, two hands, mouth, you know, you're, I mean, I don't want to act it out or anything, but, you know, you, you know, you're occupied at all times. There's, but you got to have that one guy who's just standing there being like, God damn, like, when's it my turn?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So that's all you need. Needs four dudes. But I don't do, I don't do anal. So I guess it could be three.
Well, wait. Well, you would need any. No, you just have the four. And you have, I mean, because if it's a. Oh, I see what you're saying. Oh, I thought you meant like one in each hole and then one waiting.
No, I meant. No, actually. But I mean, that's a fair point. Yeah. No, I meant one, like, if it's just like, like blow, then you got one in each hand and one in the old, you know, the mouth. So you got the two and the one.
Exactly. Exactly. So you're occupied, but then you got one fellow who's standing back there like, waiting to tag in.
I'm getting confused with a blowbang or a gangbang. Wait, so are you thinking?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, no. I don't know what I'm thinking. God. Because a blowbang, I believe, I mean, unless I'm wrong, which, look, I, I've got, I don't, I think my search history is usually pretty accurate. Like, like whenever I type in something, I get what I'm looking for. A blowbang is usually, I believe, just all, all mouth and hands, you know?
Yes. Yes. So when I was thinking of like, all the holes are filled, that's a gangbang.
Exactly. So is that what you're wanting, or the blowbang?
No, the blowbang.
Okay. Gotta. I'd be happy with a gangbang too. Who wouldn't? Yeah. I'd be happy with a bang. I'd be happy. Yeah. Really. Anything is better than nothing, you know? Although I'll say, there have been times where I think, like, just kind of taking care of it yourself is better. It's just easier and more, like, yeah. There, there have been a few times I'm just like, maybe I should just do this myself. I mean, I know myself better than anyone else does.
I mean, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Like, actually, I think it's a Woody Allen quote, which, oh, yeah, probably shouldn't be quoting Woody Allen, but whatever. Um, he has a quote that like, people shouldn't make fun of masturbation because it's having sex with the person you love the most.
Amen, brother. I mean, I don't agree with a lot of Woody Allen's takes, but what's going on? Woody Allen? I don't know about Woody. Well, controversial. A teeny bit. I mean, the guy was kind of, you know, married his stepdaughter, which is.
Oh, okay. Yeah. Who she was like a little kid whenever they, you know. Is so like, he didn't adopt her. It was his ex-wife, uh, Mia Farrow from Rosemary's Baby. She used to be married to Frank Sinatra. Um, and then allegedly he also was doing some stuff to, uh, another one of the kids when they were kids. Which, okay. Yeah. [ __ ] Woody Allen. Yeah. And his movies suck, you know? Like, some people kind of get a pass because they're good at what they do. These movies are boring as [ __ ]. So no, no, inexcusable.
What are some Woody Allen movies?
Uh, Annie Hall would be like the most popular. This came out in '79, I believe. Um, it's actually not that bad, I guess. Um, yeah, Midnight in Paris. I, I'll be honest, I don't think you're gonna know most. Apparently he makes like a movie a year. I can't name five Woody Allen movies and he's been making movies for like 50 [ __ ] years.
Okay. Crazy. [ __ ] him. [ __ ] him. That's, that's the main thing. Yeah. You would recognize him for sure. But and he looks like the type of guy that would do the things we're talking about. So yeah. So if Woody Allen ever hits you up for a meetup, now you know, just, just say no. Not his type.
So I won't have to worry. Exactly. Yeah. You aged out about, uh, 30 years ago. So yeah. Yeah. Which, yeah, I know. Shucks. Yeah.
So we were talking about because I mean, I have to ask about this because I am, whether I like admitting it or not, I don't know. I'm a massive fan of 90 Day Fiancé. And I guess this kind of goes in line with what we're talking about. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. So I did not know about any of this [ __ ] with you and, uh, old Gino from 90 Day Fiancé. Which anyone who's watched, who's watched like recently 90 Day Fiancé is gonna know who the [ __ ] we're talking about. Um, I, so I remember them talking about that he got caught watching porn. And it was like an ex's porn. And I was in my head, I was just thinking like, it's just some random person. I did not know it was you. That, that they were talking. That you're the, the person. Which, um, I found out kind of recently and was like, oh, this is gonna be interesting.
So how does, how does that happen? Like, I mean, you just, he, um, he was on Seeking Arrangement a long time ago. We met. Okay. The same way that they met.
Yeah. What a shock. Yeah. Yeah. And he was like, sending. Did you know about that? Like, he, the, the text messages?
Uh, I texted her to let her know that he was sending me her nude photos and like all these photos and videos and stuff. I'm like, I didn't watch the videos, but I just thought you should know, like, he's sending me this stuff. And like, I, you know, texted her about it. Or, I mean, messaged her, DM. And she just went off at me. She went off. You called me a whore. Told me I'm old, ugly, have no ass. Like, all this stuff. I'm like, holy [ __ ], you didn't know about that part? That is crazy.
Oh my God. Look, I, you know, I love that show. And I love. So, huh, have you ever seen Love After Lockup? That show's even messier.
No, but that, trust me, that that show has been recommended to me so many times. And it's like 90 Day Fiancé for the [ __ ] show that it is. Oh, will love. I'm watching it. I love that kind of stuff. I love watching something go off the rails. But I also like seeing it work. Like, no, you want to say, I like seeing people who genuinely like give a [ __ ] about each other and want this stuff to work. They just happen to be from other countries. Yeah. But then there's some, like, old Gino who, um, really feel like they are just both swindling each other. And I don't know if that's necessarily the case because obviously I don't know these people at all. I'm just seeing what I'm seeing on TV. But there's also never, I don't think in the history of television, there's been a more annoying person to be shown to the world.
V. Gina. I mean, she's pretty annoying too, but. Oh my God, like, how, you know, how you like can be around them is just amazing. Like, you just go into, like, a Zen meditation or. I don't know. Blocked that part out of my memory, probably for the best. Is, you know, the voice is something that I think you just will never get blocked out of anyone's memory. Like, that that [ __ ] has been ingrained. Panama. Panama. Oh my God. Panama. Pian. God. Or just it's just like the sad face. Just the, and, and then just no, no, no. Like, I like, you're always yelling at me. It it bothers me so much. And I should, I mean, you know, but that is amazing. So we're, we're, um, we're meeting up in just a few days for what? I mean, for like a. He, he told me that he was sorry for the stuff that he said. And about me in public. And he was just mad because I said mean things about him on blogging sites.
What you say? Nothing that wasn't true. Nothing that wasn't true. I'll say that. But okay. It's out there. If you got. So, and then he was like, do you want to meet for? Oh, he said they has shocking news. And do you want to meet? And I'm like, oh God, we'll see where this goes. So like a div, I mean, a divorce. That's, yeah, probably. I don't know. Or well, he's lying about a divorce. So he could try to, you know, get with you. Which seems to be, I mean, if I'm just, you know, putting myself in his mind, which is not a great idea, but. Um, yeah. That is amazing. So is that, so that's like a thing that you do, like decently often, or just kind of every once in a while?
Oh, um, no, I don't do that anymore, really. Like, oh, okay. On Seeking Arrangement? No, it's all like cheap ass guys that I mean, more Ginos. You see, Gino doesn't come across like a fellow that's really got a whole lot of, you know. But maybe so. He, he likes to talk about having it. But yeah, that sounds about right. I mean, whenever they brought her into his house, you know, and I didn't really feel sorry for it too much. I mean, I guess I kind of did because she's leaving Panama, um, and going to Michigan, which has to be the worst, uh, awakening ever. I mean, to leave, which I don't know how Panama really is, but it can't be, it can't be worse than [ __ ] Michigan.
Oh, yeah. I don't think any place is worse than. And I'm from Michigan. And I love. Oh, sorry. In the winter, there's nothing worse than Michigan. It's freezing, ah, gray, and our winters last forever. But our summers are very beautiful. I will. Yeah. They must be, because that was a point of contention on this past season that, uh, he didn't fill out her paperwork because, um, it was summer and he didn't want to waste the summer. In my head, I was like, well, that's, you know what, that [ __ ] that [ __ ] him. I, this is exactly what I told, like, I tried to warn her about that. He does this kind of [ __ ] like that's [ __ ] up. That's, yeah. If it's true. I mean, who knows? Who knows what's true and what's not. But yeah, it just seems, it seems super manipulative or just like, and, you know, and of course, like, she's not with that dude. Controlling. Controlling. Yeah. Very control.
Well, yeah, because you can bring someone from another country who has kids back in that other country, which automatically makes it so much more intense. But you can bring them here and then just wave it over their head like, oh, well, I have control over your, you know, citizenship. Like, that is, oh, that [ __ ] just, it gets under my skin. God. Because, you know, I would love to bring over about 40 or 50 women just from around the world and just start, like, a little, I mean, I guess you can call it a cult. I mean, eventually it'll get called that. Um, you know, that's, you know, somewhat of a dream of mine. And people like that really ruin it for people like me.
Oh, man. I'm so sorry for you. It's all right. Trust me. It wasn't gonna happen. Gino was not ruining my dream for me. Uh, yeah. God, that's so. When's the last time you've seen him, like, in person?
Oh, long before they started filming. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They, uh, the producer had contacted me and I was like, I don't want to be on the show. Like, cuz I know what the show is. It's just a bunch of [ __ ] shows for the most part. Like, yes. And I don't want to be on there. Um, but I do want to like, you know, I don't mind getting my name out a little bit. So I'll talk. I don't want to actually be on it. So, yeah.
See, that's what I was kind of want. Huh? Yeah. Well, that's what I was kind of what I was gonna ask, like, what I was curious about is if they asked you to ever go on, like, the reunions or anything like that?
Not the. No, it was like when they first starting and they want. Gino was even like saying that they would like, I, I don't know that I could, uh, you know, the interviews that they do or whatever with the, the friends or family members.
Oh, so you were gonna be one of those?
I, I could have been, I guess. I mean, if, yeah, yeah, yeah. [ __ ] that. I, yeah, I mean, I love consuming it, but I would never want to be a part of it. No. And I like that. That's bad. I don't mind my name on porn, but I don't want my name on 90 Day Fiancé. My God. Yeah. That's, yeah.
But yeah, we, we, we met, like, before I got into the industry, uh, through Seeking Arrangement. I was a stripper and he was like, a pretty, um, regular client, I guess you would say.
What a, yeah. Of course. Did you have, like, your own, like, a, uh, signature song when you were a stripper?
Oh, yeah. I, I would like dance. I mean, this is kind of silly, but I would dance to a like Britney, uh, and just like poppy music or like in the day, you know, like when that was like, you know, Ke$ha. Yeah. Ke$ha. Yeah. Yeah. Ke$ha's a good one. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know if it was any like, you know, like Def Leppard or like Mötley Crüe. That's what I think of when I think of a strip club. Or, oh God, what's that one, that one band, um, that everybody hates, but they're like, Nickel. Yeah. Stripper anthems. Nickelback. I would dance to Nickelback. Yeah. There's actually a Spotify playlist called like stripper anthems. And I, you know, I'll just, it's, it's [ __ ] good. Every song on there is good. And I don't like admitting that. I don't like admitting it right now. I feel horrible, but it's true. There's just, you know, like, Pour Some Sugar On Me will always be a great song, no matter how many gentleman's clubs you've. That song. Oh, of course. Yeah. Like, it, yeah. Girls, Girls, Girls from Mötley Crüe. That's another one. I mean, oh God, I hate that song because it reminds me of, you know, you've been to strip clubs, right? Where they like make the girls like walk around, they call it roll call. We all get on stage. I mean, and Detroit clubs, anyway, on stage and have to walk around. And all of us, it was like so, so, uh, dehumanizing. Oh, that's so, like, Girls, Girls, Girls. Oh, that's so weird. Yeah. Like, strip clubs are so. You know, I've actually only been to one strip club in my entire life, which, yeah, I know, was kind of weird. I mean, I, oh God, it's a strip club called Jaguars. Yeah. And back here in the old hometown. And it is not one to really brag about, to be honest. Yeah. It's, um, it's pretty rough. So like, I went and I was already, this is like back in the drinking days, which are luckily, you know, in the past. But, uh, I was already pretty well hammered by the time I got there. And it just kind of spiraled into a full mess. I kind of don't really remember a lot of it, to be honest. But I do remember how I, um, smelled the next day. Not good way. Like, you smelled like alcohol, or you smelled like vanilla, uh, scented like spray? And like, I wish I smelled like vanilla scent. No, I smelled like sweat and, um, okay, just like stale, uh, body odors. Yeah. What sweat and regrets? Oh, a lot of regrets. A lot of regrets, actually. Yeah. Yeah. A, uh, a lap dance that got oddly weird. Yeah. Just a lot of stuff where you're just like, I don't, I probably shouldn't be it right now. But I would like to go to one that's like a, a nice one because it does seem like it would be fun. I mean, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's fun. I imagine you're more in the nice ones. I, I worked at all of them. I worked at the hole in the wall clubs were like the most fun to work at though, cuz the crazy. Really? Yeah. Honestly. Like, there's like, in, in Michigan, at least, there's like the Flight Club, which is like the higher class club. I worked there. I worked, and then I worked at the one that's directly across from it. If anybody from Michigan hears this, they'll know. Bogarts. Bottom of the barrel, worst club ever. But it's fun. What makes it like, like, what separates it, you know what I mean? Is it just like the quality of like the people there, or? Yeah. And, and like, I would say the, the, like, higher class or whatever clubs are like more like stuffy and like, you know, there's a dress code. The people have an attitude. Girls, even, like, the girls working there are kind of like, my [ __ ] don't stink kind of attitude. Whereas like, um, the clubs that are like, uh, on the lower end or whatever, um, they're more like chill, laid-back, and like, like I said, there was never a dull moment in those clubs. Oh, I would imagine. Yeah. My God. I actually, at one point, almost became a, uh, an announcer at one. Huh? Were you gonna be the DJ? Yeah. Well, I guess DJ. I mean, they were saying we need somebody to like, do like a, uh, not, not like even for the full night. It was for like a temporary, like a time slot of like, um, doing like a certain thing where I would like announce and like, I don't know, introduce girls. But I, I don't think it was the DJ. I think this was going to be like separate from that. Okay. I didn't get a lot of details. I just, the whole thing sounded real sketchy. And I was like, I don't know. I kind of think I should have done it just to do it. Experience. Yeah. And I might actually try to do it now that I'm thinking about it. [ __ ] it. Why not? Why not work in a strip club for a little bit? I mean, it was kind of a dream of mine as a little kid. And so you'll have. God. Yeah. Yeah. That's interesting. Like, I, yeah, I would definitely like to try to go to one, like, a really nice one and just see, like, just the difference. This boy, this one. Yeah. Yeah. My God. That's, yeah. That's it's so, it's just such a fascinating world because obviously people look at, like, porn and like stripping, really anything that involves like sex work, and they always have like, just a huge, huge negative look. And not everybody, obviously, but like, most people just automatically assume like the worst in people. And just from the people that I've met, it's just so, it couldn't be further from the truth. Like, most of the people I met are like, very nice, very put together, like, you know, everybody's got their issues, like, you know, nobody's perfect. But like, talking to you, like, you know, you seem all right, like, like there's. But I'm sure there are people who like say [ __ ] to you. Oh, yeah. I mean, do people say stuff to you in person, or is it just straight DM?
No, not really in person. No. But, uh, definitely online. But I think everybody gets that. Everybody gets [ __ ] talked on online. It's so. Things that get sent to me in my DMs, like both bad, like horrible, mean, and then like also like nice. But also kind of like, every single day, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am. Hi. Hello. Hello. Hi. I'm like, who are you talking to? And definitely the [ __ ] and like [ __ ] blah, blah, blah, whatever. I'm like, yeah, I am. So what? Yeah. It's not a bad thing. Like, that's the thing that people think. Because, you know, obviously, like, with the interviewing people who are in porn and like doing the, you know, podcast of people in porn, every time I post like a clip, it immediately, like, 90% of the comments are like, why are you talking to these like whores and [ __ ]? I'm like, one, because they're [ __ ] fun to talk to. Two, don't act like being a [ __ ] is a bad thing. Like, it's awesome. Like, why, why wouldn't you like, one, sex is fun. Everybody enjoys it, or else none of us would be here. Um, and, you know, if you, you know, can do it and like as a job, like, why not [ __ ] it? Like, you're doing like five years, I'm doing it, then I'm out, unless I want to keep going. What the hell? How is that a negative at all? Yeah. Like, yeah. Crazy. Especially like, uh, the thing that's like, really crazy to me is that there will be like, um, they call it the hierarchy of like, um, basically like when I was a stripper, there was like, uh, the hierarchy when you worked there, that like, oh, I don't do extras. And like, oh, blah, blah, blah. Like, or I, I don't do full nude dances. Or, you know, like, just like, kind of like making yourself feel better about it because you don't do these things. And like, and then talking [ __ ] about the girls that do. And like, the same thing goes with like, if I was to work at a strip club, because I'm in porn, and porn, they probably, there's girls that will like judge for that. And then there's girls that like are in the porn industry that judge for like any inner work. And like, just there, it's crazy. Like, it's like, we're all in this together. We're all sex workers. And like, we get talked [ __ ] about by the public. Like, why would we do it to ourselves? But that is that. That's so in. I would never have guessed that. So yeah. So in a strip club, the people working there, so is it, so is it the more that the more you do, like, less like people look at you less for that? There's a weird thing, and I feel like it's between girls that work there about if you do, uh, extras in the club or whatever, which obviously you're not supposed to, but let's come on, honest, it happens. And the girls will like look down on the girls that do that. Like, oh, you're only making money because you're sucking dick in the back. Blah, blah. What? Yeah. And it's like, what the [ __ ]? Yeah. But they could do it too. I mean, why don't anybody care what other people do with their time, their body, their like mind? Like, I don't understand it. Because I've like, do you like whatever, whatever you want to do is cool. Like, yeah. Mindset.
Well, and you're also not taking money from them. Like, you're just getting more because you're doing more. Like, yeah. Which, and like, that guy that like would do like get dances from extras girls isn't gonna get dances from you anyway. And the same with like guys that don't want extras. Well, they're not gonna get dances from an extras girl because they don't want that. They just want a lap dance. It's like, yeah. Yeah. See, see, I don't know how anybody just wants a lap dance. I mean, I'm sure there are people who like, that's what they want. Yeah. To me, just like, in my own opinion, it sounds miserable. The idea of just sitting there and not being able to do [ __ ] anything is like, it's like waterboarding to me. Like, almost like I just, I could not do that. Like, I did it like, you know.
Yeah. Oh, go ahead. No, no, you go. Oh, I was to say that. I, I like getting dances. So when I go to strip clubs, I love getting like teased and everything. H. That's my favorite thing. I'm with you. See, I like, I do like getting teased. Like, I like the whole idea, but I want it to go to something. Like, yeah. I'm not a, like, a quicky person, if that makes sense. I mean, I guess if, you know, situation calls, sure. Like, you know, you're in the drive-thru at, you know, like McDonald's, you got to go quick, let's go. But, you know, classy. Um, but like, in a normal day, you know, day-to-day, night to night, whatever, like, I want it to last like a long time. Not just like the sex itself, but like the whole experience, start to finish. Yeah. So to me, like, I ultimately want it all to lead to something. So a lap dance leads to like, just walking out with a really uncomfortable boner, which, you know, not fun for anyone. Yeah. That's, yeah. It's just so, I mean, such an interesting world. Like, it, it's so cool to be able to talk to people who are in it because I do get to like, learn, you know, like, what it's actually like. The more you learn about it, the more like normal it seems. Which I think people don't realize that it's, I mean, it's like a mainstream set doesn't look a whole lot different than a reg than just a TV show set. Yeah. There's just some penetration, which you right. Yeah. Like, we pay our taxes, say our receipts, we like, do, yeah, like all the like business stuff that like people. Yeah. People just think that it's just like taking some photos and posting them on OnlyFans or some [ __ ] or like videos. It's like so much more than that.
Very well. Like, and so like, you shot a, were you shooting a scene earlier today? Or just?
Yeah. Oh, no, I was shooting content.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha. Okay. But so like, on a day where you are, are shooting, let's say a mainstream, you know, content work, like how long does that day last? From you going to the place to you leaving?
Tomorrow, I have a shoot for Naughty America. And we start at 10. My call time to be there is 10:00 AM. Um, so I have my makeup artist coming because I want, um, this makeup artist as a really great job. So I want him doing my makeup. So he's coming at 7:00 in the morning and gonna do my hair, makeup. Then I take a ride to the set. And then I'm there doing, you know, my paperwork for at least half an hour or so. And then we take pretty girl photos, where they're just photos of the girl. Then we take sex stills, with photos of me and the guy. And then we have the, um, the the lines or whatever, the the talking. And then we go to the video, which is not usually not that long. But we end up being on set for like, I'll probably be there from 10:00 AM, but then I'm starting at 7:00, 10:00 AM until like probably 2, 3, probably somewhere.
Okay. So your day is, yeah, so about seven hours, roughly. And and then after that, I, I'm going to a hotel and I booked to some one professional, um, to video my customs. And then I hop on a plane to go home because it's my, my week is over here. But Jesus, cramming as much as I can. I just shot my, um, scene or whatever, my content, uh, today. And I've had photo shoots, content shoots, mainstream shoots. Yeah. Yeah. All in a week. That's, I mean, that's a. Yeah.
I do not think most people know that that's how it, how your day is. Yeah. Like, like the average person, or especially the person who like shits on you for being important. I guarantee you they don't know that that's what it is. Yeah. That it's just like, it's a [ __ ] job. Like, and you enjoy it, I hope. I mean, I, I'm sure you do. But like, yeah, but you know, I mean, like, it's ultimately that's still what it is. Like, so.
Okay. So on the day, so tomorrow, like, how long are you actually filming the scene itself? Like, like, not the talking, like the actual sex part of it.
Uh, maybe, maybe an hour or so. But there's like, there's breaks, uh, because we like take sex stills in between, like positions and stuff. Usually. So I don't know. I guess I timed it, but I feel like that's like the quickest part of it. Maybe that part the most. But yeah, yeah, that long. It's mainly like the, the stuff beforehand.
Gotcha. So you're, that's, I didn't know that. So like, whenever you're actually filming a scene, let's say you're doing like doggy style or something, there's a part where like, you'll take a break to set up to do like the actual still shots. And that's during the time. I mean, maybe that may not be the right position. I did today, the content we did it that way. But I guess in mainstream, we usually shoot the shoot those parts, like the the positions that we'll be in first, so that we know like, in our minds, where, what, what positions to do and get those pictures out of the way. And then can just do the sex. But yeah, so it's completely choreographed in a way.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's interesting. That's why I'm like, I like doing my content because it's just sucks. And it's not like stuff. But I mean, that's, that comes out though. I do like, like watching the scenes when they come out. That's a good.
I was gonna ask that, like, do you act, do you watch yourself? Because you have to probably at least watch, like, in the beginning. So like, when you first started, was it weird to watch yourself? The first time of like, holy [ __ ], I'm actually doing this?
First, my first one was for Naughty America, and it's like, one of my most seen, if not the most seen, um, video that I've done. And it's so embarrassing because you can tell that I like, did not know what I was doing. And like, I'm really stiff and everything. So I like to watch, uh, my scenes just to, I guess, because I'm paranoid and I like to like, make sure that they don't look terrible and like that I'm getting better, uh, or like, kind of like grow from it, you know, like try to get better at least.
Yeah. For sure. No, that makes sense. All, but yeah, like, oh, know, like, yeah, but I try to. That's, yeah, that's fascinating because I, I mean, I think it would have to be so weird to like, watch yourself, but at the same time, like, I'm sure you probably have like a, I mean, you must have like a pretty decent amount of confidence in yourself, you know what I mean? Like, just because you are putting yourself out there, like, you know, you know, in a lot of ways, like physically, emotionally, mentally, like, it's all, you know, putting yourself out there. Like, you can't really be like a weak-minded person and do that. I mean, I guess you can, and it doesn't work out too well. But yeah, like, were you always, did you always feel that way about yourself? Like, just very like, kind of, I know who I am, this is who I am, I don't give a [ __ ]?
No, not at all. I used to really, really thought of me. And I guess I would never have thought that I would be doing this because I'd probably be way too worried about what people thought. But I think just like working in the strip clubs and then I was doing like modeling and posting those on social media and stuff, you get like so many people talking [ __ ] but then like you get get so many more people that, um, are supportive and everything. So you just like, kind of learn what to focus on and what to not waste your time on. And I feel like that's what like the sex industry has really taught me is that like, there's gonna always be people that don't like whatever about you, whatever it is. But there's always also gonna be people that do love. Love that. So just mainly focus on that.
Yeah. That's a great way to think about it because I, I've had it. I mean, I usually don't give a [ __ ] about what people think, but it, you know, sometimes every once in a while, a comment will come across that's just so well done, but it's like, it hits deep. And I'm like, oh, you son of a [ __ ] like, like, you got me. And I try not to let that happen. So I try not to even read them. But yeah. Yeah. Like, what are there any like DMs, like just like crazy [ __ ] people have said, any that have like stuck with you? Like, not necessarily like in a, you know, emotional way, but just like how creative and crazy it is, you're like, holy [ __ ]?
Oh, what was the thing that Jasmine, of all people, the [ __ ] that she said, I was just like, so taken aback because I was really trying to just be like, hey, you should know this kind of thing. And then to have somebody attack me for it. But she did give me a pretty funny insult. I forget what it was. It was something about, uh, oh, uh, she said that I'm a, I'm a something piece of meat. What was it? Something piece of meat. I don't know. I don't remember what it was. A cheap piece of meat? Or some old piece of meat. That's what she called an old piece of meat. And then my my girlfriend, she was like, what? She's trying to like call you what? Because she's like, an old piece of meat is like an aged steak that's better. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Old piece of meat. Yeah. Oh, if you can see, if you like, if you Google it, there is just because I put it on Reddit. I was like, [ __ ] this, like, I'm putting on blast. So I posted it. So you can see all the [ __ ] she told me. Oh my God, that was crazy. But no, usually, usually it's just like, uh, I did have somebody on on Twitter, actually. This is a good one. He, um, would not get out of my DMs about [ __ ] a specific person. And like, he would like post like all for all these girls, all kinds of girls that are in the industry. Like, he really wanted them working with this guy. And like, would basically harass us and make us look like we're, or try to make us look like we're like racist because we're not shooting with a Latina.
Guy, or whatever. I messaged the guy. I was like, "Dude, I've worked with like two other..." and I, I was planning on working with this guy anyway, but he explained to me, he was like, "Oh, I never see, like, there's not enough Latinos in porn or whatever, so I gotta jack off to some other..." I don't know, it was weird. But I was like, "Okay, that's probably something that I'm never gonna forget." It's that I am. That's amazing, because also, it's not your fault. Like, it's not like you're standing out by the door being like, "[ __ ] no, you can't come in." Like, me, what control do you have over, yeah, who gets to be in porn? That's... I tried saying that too, and he's like, "I've heard that excuse." Probably because he's like, "Saying the same stuff to..." and maybe because it's true. Yeah, like, yeah, like I, I mean, I don't think they're handing you a sheet and saying, "Which of these people should be allowed in porn?" Like, I may be wrong, but I get, I get the person that I'm gonna shoot with, like, the day before or whatever, I find out. So, have you ever had to tell him no? Like, "[ __ ] that, I ain't shooting with him." Like, um, we have, we have a thing called a no list, where like, if you worked with somebody and had a bad experience or something, or, or you just don't want to work with the person, you can put them on your no list. Oh, so that's on a no? Because I know about like the no list, I didn't know that's on that too. I thought it was just like the positions and stuff that you don't want to do, or like, "I don't do anal, I don't do this." No, if I don't want to work with somebody, I put them on my no list. That's, that's only happened once though. Yeah. Yeah.
Are there any, you know, not people and stuff, but like, any, like, what are some of the things that are on your no list? Like of, like, not the person or anything like that? But that's another thing that I get harassed about. Don't do anal, and I'm like, "Dude, it's my body, like, I can do what I want." And like, nagging about anal isn't gonna get me to do anal. That's hilarious. That is amazing that people harass you because you don't do... Right. Yeah, people have a weird sense of entitlement. Yes, and the pr too. Yeah, that, yeah, it's just so, it's so bizarre to me, like the way, yeah, I don't know, people, the way people's minds work is just, or don't work, it's just endlessly fascinating. Like, is there a, like, a fetish or a kink that is popular or somewhat popular that you just don't get? Like, you don't get why people like it? Oh, there's a lot of them. But well, I don't mean like scat and stuff like that. I mean like, thinking... Yeah, like, no, no, no, no. I mean like more of like a van, I mean, not vanilla, but like, so for me, I've said multiple or a lot, but like, feet. Like, a feet foot fetish does nothing for me. There is no pair of feet in this world that I've ever been like, "Holy [ __ ], look at those feet." But like, is there something like that for you? And that's like the number one fetish, you know that, right? I know. And there's a lot of reasons why I kind of start to lose, like, faith in people. That's one of them. It's like, you all like this? Like, every one of you seem to be into people's feet? Like, not a thing for me. Like, yeah, you know. And I'm not against feet. I'm not going to be like, "Ew, don't touch me with your feet." But like, yeah, just not turning you on. Yeah. [ __ ] no.
Um, I don't know. Give me some examples. Uh, so one that I found out about that's actually like super popular is like people like [ __ ] with balloons, like popping balloons and [ __ ] like that. Yeah, I don't get it. But I would do it. Yeah, I mean, you can still do it. I just mean like, oh, yeah. Well, have you ever eaten food off of someone or had someone eat food off of you? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Huh. I think that's sexy. Do you see that's? I was kind of cur... Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if I'd eat. I mean, maybe like, I'd probably eat a, I'd eat some candy corn out of like someone's ass or something for Halloween, maybe. I mean, it could not possibly make it taste worse. So yeah. So hardcore. I was thinking of like whipped cream on my tits or something. Oh, I jumped. I jumped the gun real hard on that one then. Yeah, I was thinking about putting like a, you know, like a carrot up someone's ass for Easter or something. Yeah. Yeah. Whipped cream off of a nipple. Like, I guess that ain't gonna hurt nobody or something. Yeah, like, yeah. Is that what you've done? Like, for the, like, worst of the world? I know what... Yeah, I mean, putting the worst tasting candy of all time up someone's ass. Is candy corn? You don't like candy corn? Uh, no. I don't. How could you? I love candy corn. Oh, god. Really? Interview over. Yeah. I know. I was like, "Oh, my internet's down." Yeah. That really? You like candy corn? I love candy corn. Oh, what about Peeps? No. I don't. Licorice? Uh, I like like Twizzlers, if that counts. No, I mean, no. Black licorice is disgusting. No, I'm not 95 years old. I'm not eating black licorice. I wasn't in World War, uh, one or two. So yeah, that's... H. Yeah, that's a Great Depression candy. I'm not eating that [ __ ]. What about, speaking of Great Depression candy, what about... What's good though? I'll, I'll take a Werther's. Look, I, I almost like went to church as a kid just to get my hands on some Werther's. There was always some old lady that had Werther's, and I was like, "I would just go around looking for candy." It was basically Halloween for me, which is a weird way to put it, but yeah.
What's your F... What? Okay, so this is, if you're on a road trip, you stop in a gas station, and you're getting snacks for the road trip, what are two things that you are guaranteed that you're going to get in that gas station? Oh, this is now everyone will know I have a Terri eat, but Mountain Dew. Holy [ __ ] and Snickers. Mountain Dew and Snickers. Damn. Or what? Or a Red Bull. Jesus Christ. I mean, the, the Red Bull is all right. I mean, I'm kind of with you. I mean, I don't drink Red Bull because, I mean, if I smell coffee, I feel like I'm having a [ __ ] panic attack. Um, but yeah. Oh, man, a Mountain Dew and a [ __ ] Snickers. That's a good one. I'm pretty sure that's what killed Kirsty Alley, which, anyways, but yeah, that's a, yeah. I go, um, you know, and people don't like this, and people, I'm sure will be [ __ ] on me for this, but I love Hershey's Cookies and Cream bars. I haven't had them, so I can't sh... You know what I'm talking about though? The ones that are like white? Yeah, yeah. I feel like that would be good. They are good, but a lot of people do not like those. But enough people must like them 'cause they [ __ ] make them. Um, they make Peeps. People like Peeps. I'm telling you. I know. I know a few people who [ __ ] love Peeps. And yeah, I, I definitely look at them differently. Like, that's, that's what you like? Huh? Yeah. Yeah. I go, um, those and then like a Dr. Pepper. Dr. Pepper's always, yeah. Not a Mountain Dew? My God. Mountain Dew. That's a original or like Code Red or any of that? Yeah. Well, that's good. It looks like, like if you ever pour it into like a clear cup, it looks like you like drained out a highlighter. Yeah. That's... Which it can't be good. No, definitely not good. But it's so, it tastes so good. Yes. Which is worth it. And I think, I mean, you only live once, you might as well chug down a couple Mountain Dews every once in a while. Kind of flavors though, now that you mention it. They have like a, they're like a cereal where like cereal like has like so many weird flavors now. And then Mountain Dew, it's like, "Calm down, just keep with the original." See, okay. And, and I'm with you because Dr. Pepper's doing this [ __ ]. They're doing like a, a coconut one, and then there's like a [ __ ] um, strawberries and cream one. Like, Dr. Pepper didn't go to [ __ ] 12 years of medical school for you to be mixing up this stuff like this. Like, no, like that, that fucker's rolling over in his grave right now. [ __ ] that coconut one. It tastes like cough syrup. There's a coconut one? It's so [ __ ] gross. And I'm kind of a fan. What do it taste like? Like cough syrup. Yeah. I'll never forget. I was at the Sausage Castle. Do you know about that? The Sausage? Is that a strip club? No, that would be a great name. No, it's just Mike Bucy has this like, his, it's like where he lives, but it's like a big party house. And like, okay. Uh, anyway, he, he's got like a um vending machine inside of it. And I went to get a, I went to get a Coke. I think it was a Coke. It might have been a Dr. Pepper. No, I think it was a Coke. And I'm like, drunk, so I'm not all there. I get my Coke, I take a big squig, and I'm like, "Oh," and I like spit it out everywhere. It was Coke with cinnamon. I'm like, "[ __ ] this." A. Now, you know what? I don't think the taste would be necessarily that bad. It's just you don't want to be surprised with cinnamon. H. No, it was. And actually, it was, it's like Fireball. You ever had Fireball? Sure you have. Yeah. Amen. Oh, yeah. Oh, I've almost lost my left foot because of drinking so much Fireball. Um, yeah, that's what I imagine it tastes like. Yeah.
So I have a few before. I mean, I know we're running on, uh, a little short on time. So I got a few random, just [ __ ] questions that. Okay. Always ask. Childhood celebrity crush? H. It's not. Oh, okay. Childhood is Will Smith, but like recently, but not anymore. Ryan Reynolds. Why not anymore? I don't know. I'm just over him. Oh, damn. He's gonna be devastated. Yeah. If he showed up in my bed, I wouldn't complain. Well, [ __ ] neither would I, to be honest. I'll, I'll take one for the team. Yeah. Yeah. Mine was Carmen Electra. Oh, which I think was probably everybody's. Carmen Electra. Lil' Kim. Lil' Kim was up there too. Kim, really? Okay. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Um, oh, this is interesting. What's a your favorite non-traditional smell? So, so something you wouldn't necessarily see like in a candle. Gasoline. Oh my God. You are amazing. I mean, you kind of lost me for a second with the Mountain Dew thing, to be honest. Uh, won me right back. Gas. You know, it doesn't smell like that anymore. Like, have you ever noticed that? Yeah, it doesn't have that smell anymore. Because trust me, I've taken some big whiffs to try to find out. Yeah. That's really weird. I've never realized that. Like, I never noticed. Like, it's, there's a little bit, it's like a faint smell, but it doesn't have that. Oh, yeah. Gasoline. Which I think my love for smelling gasoline might explain a lot of things, actually. Oh, well, yeah. That's. Oh, what was your first concert? Bunk too? Huh? I love the smell of skunk too. Like an actual skunk or like skunk, like weed? Like an actual skunk or skunk weed? I don't like the smell of weed, but I like the smell of skunk weed. Whatever that is. I'm kind of with you. I think there is kind of like an interesting. Yeah. You know what? I think I'm with you. At first, I was going to judge you a little bit, just to be honest, but I don't think I am anymore. That's... Yeah. Yeah. You won me over without even doing anything, so that's pretty good. Yeah. What was your first concert? The Strokes. Oh, that's a good one. I, I still love them to this day. It was a good concert. Yeah. That's a, that's hell of a first one. Yeah. Damn. What was your favorite TV show as a kid? Uh, I really loved. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I had a big. Going back to the mil thing. Marge Simpson. That was always my. Yeah. Oh, don't tell me you watch Marge Simpson porn. I have before. Yeah. I mean, just out of curiosity because I was like, "What the [ __ ]?" Because it's always in the ads, like they always show like The Simpsons family got all that stuff. So naturally, you know, got a little curious. I was like, "Oh, let me see what this is." Yeah. Simpson one was just always kind of a thing for me. I don't know. All right. And then last question. What is a g... What's the game show you think you would do the best on? Game show? Yeah. Like a Price is Right? Deal or No Deal? Horrible at that. Oh, um, oh, what's the one with, uh, with the guy? Oh my God, what's his name? Where they like, you like finish, you like answer what you think other people's answers are. Match Game. Family Feud. Oh, Family Feud. Oh, Family Feud's a great. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If, if they ever do like a porn Family Feud. Oh my God. That would be. I mean, I was, you would think that it's already happened before, but apparently maybe not. Yeah. That's a good one.
Well, look, this has been a [ __ ] blast. I've had a great time talking with you. Same. I'm glad. I'm glad. So before we go, one more time, like, where can people find you? Plug, promote anything. I am on Instagram, Lindsay Ryder. Backup, I'm on Twitter, Lindsay XXX. And I am on OnlyFans, Lindsay Ryder. [Music]