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Oh, what's up everybody? Welcome back to Turn Down Podcast. I got two strangers in my [ __ ] house right now. I don't know a damn thing about them other than the fact that one of them just [ __ ] on camera for the first time. We got Magic Montana in the house, and we got Ariana Starr.
Hi. Hi. How you guys both doing today?
Fantastic. How are you?
I'm doing pretty good. I'm doing pretty good. No complaints. So this podcast is all about what turns you on, what gets you going. I want to know like hookup stories. Um, you guys obviously have never met before, so this is going. I'm gonna be able to hear like stuff that you've done and, you know, what you've done in your past and current. Um, and then if there's any like, uh, questions that y'all want to ask me. Again, it's all in open space. I don't [ __ ] judge anybody. So, uh, it's just, it's a fun time. We'll chat for an hour and just, you know, get to know you guys.
So we're going to, uh, jump right in. How did Magic, how did you get into this industry?
Believe it or not, a [ __ ] Craigslist ad. Before I responded to back when Craigslist was doing a thing, number one, and when that [ __ ] was the Wild West, you could get anything on Craigslist. I responded to one of the ads saying they were looking for male talent and sent the news in all of that [ __ ]. Took the freaky ass pictures, all of it. I just knew for sure somebody was gonna be selling my pictures on the internet. Oh my God, the [ __ ] responded to me like quickly, and he was a real agent, and that dude ended up being my agent for a little while. It was like, oh [ __ ]. So people ask me all the time, how did you get it? How do I do it? Like, bro, it doesn't exist anymore. That's dude. I was actually, you know what? I was sitting, I was sitting at the house bored the other night and I typed in craigslist.com just to see like what the [ __ ] it is. I don't even think there's, I can't remember because it was kind of like two weeks ago. I don't even think it's a rat or no, it is around, but you can't, you can't do like, you can't eat percentage. Yeah, there's no like, you go to like the gig section and they ain't nothing like, "Hey, you need to need a sexy [ __ ] for this hung dude for this or like, wow." Yeah, anything you [ __ ] needed, you go to Craigslist and I responded to one of them freaky ass ads and here I am.
That's cool. That's cool. And Ariana, what about you? How'd you get in?
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Um, well, I was already like [ __ ] for free, you know what I mean?
It was your first mistake right there.
Right, right. And it was like, I like the attention. Okay. So, and I think I'm pretty. So I was like, why not? You know, just get into it. So did you, would you just go on Google one day, how to get into porn?
Like [ __ ] documentary. That documentary. Yeah, and it kind of just sparked my interest. And then OnlyFans became a thing, and then I just kind of came back to it.
So hot girls wanted. You saw you saw rallies. Yeah. Riley doesn't like that. I've heard. Yeah, yeah. That's like, I think that that whole documentary is like a [ __ ] joke. So yeah, but it's still for some reason attracts people to porn. Like, you know, yeah, I don't know. So Craigslist and the worst documentary ever. That's cool. That's cool. So you were, you were [ __ ] for free. You weren't doing no sugar baby, nothing like that. You were just?
Well, that was like later. I'm talking like in high school and stuff like I always knew I wanted to be a [ __ ], but like I just didn't know how to go about it, you know? And then like I said, I saw the documentary and it just really inspired me to chase after my dreams.
Wow. So YouTube, it, this, everything is on that's crazy. I find it like every time I ask a girl like, "Hey, why did you want to get into porn?" "Oh, you know, I just always want to be a [ __ ]." And it's like, I just think back like, what if you were sitting in your classroom and your teacher was like, "Ariana, what do you want to be when you grow up?" "I want to be a [ __ ]."
Well, it's funny that you say that because literally I remember being in like middle school, like seventh grade, and I got detention for something stupid and my Orchestra teacher was making me clean like the stands and he goes, "Ariana, what do you want to be when you're older?" And I look at him dead in face and I'm like, "A stripper." And I was. I did it. I did it.
So yeah, that's awesome. That's awesome. Did you, um, Magic, did you, uh, did you always know that you want to do this?
Or believe it or not, no. Okay. Um, it was more like a, the, the story of how it all happened. That's kind of just like my intro into it. How I like to say [ __ ] and took the leap of faith. It's like, I've always been around sex workers because I have a photography background. Nice. You know what I'm saying? So I used to do music videos, I've worked at strip clubs, so I was always around sex workers. Um, but then I had an ex-girlfriend who they actually invited her to do a scene and I went with her to the little casting call to make sure that they didn't finesse her because, yeah, yeah. And I was, you know, basically being a [ __ ] bodyguard. And then when I got there, they were like, "Okay, what about you? How would you like to do porn?" I was like, "Oh [ __ ]." So that was the, the first thing that sparked it. But I've always been into freaky [ __ ] for real.
That's cool. That's like every time people ask me like, "Yo, why are you working porn?" I'm just like, "Yo, I'm like a full-time weirdo. Like, if you're, if you're [ __ ] boring, then I don't even want to hang out with you. But if you got like any type of weirdness about you, cool. I want to know, you know? Like I want to know if your weird is like my weird or if you're even weirder than me. I might even think that's cooler." So, um, but yeah, that's pretty, that's pretty cool. That's pretty cool.
Um, all right, so what is the craziest place that y'all have ever [ __ ]? Come on, you've been a sly your whole life, so yeah, I'm pretty sure your story is way better than mine.
Well, I have to think so. You go first.
Oh [ __ ]. Uh, probably movie theater. It's pretty big, right? That's what I'm saying. Like my [ __ ] and that's not even full on. Like I got some head in the movie theater.
Oh, who doesn't? The right. My story is lame as [ __ ]. So it's like, yeah, pretty, pretty much. I'm trying to think. Do you ever do anything like publicly? Like in, I don't know, like a lot of [ __ ] beach? And you live in Miami, you know what? Yeah. I [ __ ] the one in the little lifeguard tower things. Okay. Like under it or like?
Okay, so I'm not sure what [ __ ] you knew here. It's kind of like damn near a little, a little cabin almost, like a very small cabin. So they have stairs and an area that you can walk around it. And we definitely.
The nude beach or is this?
Yes. Yeah. Okay. Over there. They would have been there once, but okay. Yeah. The newbies, they have like little, the little watch guard towers that you can chill on. And I definitely got it cracking on one of those. And some dude definitely walked up and was just watching, making comments and [ __ ]. I got the video where you can hear this [ __ ] talking in the background. I'm like, "Yeah, can you [ __ ] on that beach?"
No, no. She could be naked, but what's the difference from being naked and [ __ ]? I guess that would be public indecency, man. But you're naked. It's cold and optional.
Okay, well, sex is optional. True. I don't, I don't know. I don't make the rules. I don't live here, right? I mean, I, I don't know. I've never been to a naked beach in my life other than until I moved here, so I don't even know what the rules are. If you got to be like 21 to go there, you got to be like a certain age to go to that beach, you know? It's literally just a [ __ ] sign in the sand that says "Beyond this point, clothing is optional." So you can stand on the other side, [ __ ] fully clothed and just look past designers' dicks you want. There's some weird dick that [ __ ] goes there. They are out there. Yeah, I've only been there one time, but man, I've, I saw some [ __ ] wieners that I just was like, "What?" Like curve to the right or what? There was this one guy said on a podcast a few weeks ago, uh, we were just, I, because it was my first time and I'm not like fully about like being naked in public, but I had my shirt off, right? So I'm laying on the beach with my boxers on and I had two, the girl, two girls laying naked here. And this guy walks over all like, like this, right? Big old [ __ ] and his ball sack was the size of a [ __ ] cantaloupe and his wiener was like just dripped over on the ball sack. So it looked like a little [ __ ] like a teacup, you know, like apple. Cool. Like a [ __ ]. I don't know. You can't even, I can't even explain it. It was like a ball and then like a little wiener just hanging off the resting on the ball sack. And he was just standing there like, "What's up, guys? You want to lay here with you?" Actually, get the [ __ ] out of here. So that's my, that's my one time there. Oh man, I've been there a few times. Yeah, they out there. All right, what about you? Craziest place?
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Um, like nowhere like fun like that. Like the nude beach sounds really fun. Um, probably just like my mom's bed. And I was like, oh.
Oh, that's it? That's it?
Like, yeah. When I think crazy, I'm like outside the house. I mean, like probably in front of the jail when I got my boyfriend out of jail one time.
Oh, that's dead. Oh, like in the car? Yeah. Big old gate opens up, he jumps in, you guys just start going?
Well, it was like county jail, it wasn't like prison. Oh, you know what I mean? Got you. Yeah. So I mean, definitely like parking lot though. Could have got in trouble for sure. Yeah, yeah. Parking lot sex a bunch of times.
See, I'm not like freaky like that. See, I, I, you know what? I had parking lot car sex one night and then I look to my right and it was a whole [ __ ] precinct. And thank God I had tinted windows, right? It's like I got hit at a playground one time. I don't know if you could say that from an adult. No children were around.
What was that like? Midnight? Yeah. Okay. Late night. Yeah. On a [ __ ] park [ __ ]. Yep. It was during school hours, but yeah, that was one of them, I guess. So I guess I got some cool [ __ ]. Man, yeah, that's some cool stories. Oh my God.
So I got you. Um, okay, what, uh, what's your guys' worst experience you've ever had sexually? Now that you go first on this one.
It's a sheesh. Um, like weirdest thing I've done or worst? Yeah. You ever had like a guy that you like maybe was like, "Oh, it's gonna be like great," and then he just sucked? Or you thought his dick was big and then it was just small? Or you ever had to? Okay, I have one. Walk out on a guy.
Okay, go for it.
So it says that I should have walked out on this one, but I wanted to [ __ ] this guy so bad in college and like he was hot or whatever, but then we get to like, you know, doing the dirty and he asked me to [ __ ] on his chest. Like he was really into it. And I was drunk. I drank a lot during immuno college. And I did it. Definitely not my thing. I would do it one more time just to make sure I like it.
You shat on this guy's chest?
It was late. Like it was one time, but you would do it again? But just never gonna be like, one time you're gonna do it again just to make sure I don't like it.
Did you like it?
I don't know. That's why I have to try it one more time. Yeah. But holy [ __ ]. Yeah. But then I got stage for it when one of my other boyfriends asked me to pee on him. So I don't know. Peeing is fine. I don't give a [ __ ] about peeing. But the fact that I'm just trying to think of like, I'm the guy, right? I would never. I would never let it shake. I don't give a [ __ ] how hot you are. Me just laying right here and then you squatting and your [ __ ] butthole just opening with [ __ ] hitting me right in the [ __ ] to the chest. Yeah. The smell. To the heart. You don't know if you smell. Okay. Okay. I mean, like, um, I mean, I don't think I just think it smelled like [ __ ]. Like I don't think it smelled like, like particular, you know, [ __ ]. Not like daisy. You don't know if you like that or not.
Well, you have to try everything twice just to make sure you don't like it. Yeah, right. Like animal twice, make sure you don't like it. Like, you know, he's over here like, "Yeah, right. Like that's a real good." Right? Yeah. Because the first time you might not know what the [ __ ] you're doing.
Did you feel like you completely just dumb the [ __ ] out of him by doing that?
I don't know. Honestly, I feel like we got closer. Like I think it made us like a unit.
What was the next hangout like?
Oh, that was like three years later. What do you mean? Like you [ __ ] on him and then you guys stop talking? Yeah. And then hung out three years later? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So you scarred him probably. So that next hangout? Yeah, three years later. Yeah. How was that? It was good. His girlfriend was there and everything. Oh my God. It's nice. We're all having a good time. Three years ago in college, she shut off me in the dorm room. He was in the football house, not the dorm room. God, that's that's real. You know what? The next time you [ __ ] on someone, hopefully they pay you a lot of [ __ ] money to [ __ ] on them. Yeah, I'd do it for us here.