Willow Harper @willowharperasmr Talks Dirty, FULL EPISODE

What are we really starting right now? We're starting. Yeah, we don't. Yeah, I'm kind of nervous, but I'm nervous. I mean, you've been dogging on me this whole day, so are you guys ready to take my pot virginity here? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is that? What does that entail, really? Is it just this is my first podcast? Yeah, so you're popping my podcast cherry. Cool. That was a good sound. Okay, so I like that. What's up, everybody? Welcome back to Turn Down Podcast. We are still in California, dreading the traffic. It's, uh, but it's been fun, though. There's snow on the ground, um, and it's cold as [ __ ]. But we have a very special guest today. Luke, would you like to introduce her? Or hello, Harper, or also After Dark Willow? Yes, [ __ ]. And it's your first ever podcast. We've been getting a lot of first, uh, podcasts recently. Yeah, yeah. This is, this is exciting, though. You guys were the only one I've said yes to. So, really, was it me? You're doing something. Well, you emailed me, which I prefer. Like, you're such a professional. Yeah, we won't talk about how many times I did. No, let's, let's talk about it real quick. How many times did he DM you? I have noticed since like, last few years ago. When was the first one? I've known her before she was like a star. Yeah, yeah. Dude, I thought this was like two days ago, and I don't get left on red very often. I didn't even leave you on red. I didn't even, um, or open them. That's the same thing. Yeah. Do you remember what the first message was? I don't know. She said like, dream girl at one point. You asked me the last. Are you going to Avian? Okay, yeah. It's like, no, that, because we were, we were podcasting at Avian, so I was gonna see if you were interested then. Well, you should have said that. Police, I mean, now I know. I should have just [ __ ] emailed you the first. Look, imagine sliding in someone's email. Yeah, the first time, maybe that might have worked, you know? I'm, I'm Luke. You know. Oh, you're funny. You're funny. All right, so this podcast is, uh, is literally, we just like to keep it raw and real. So I love that. We love raw. Awesome, awesome. So I'm just gonna ask you questions, but you can ask us questions. Um, I just want to get to know you because as everyone that's watching, I don't know anything about you. That's exciting, and I like it that I like to keep it that way. Yeah, yeah. So, um, tell me about you. Tell me what the [ __ ] do you do?

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Fans model. Been in the game since 2018. And yeah, I'm just a [ __ ], but I'm a girl next door. I'm kind of melting pot of everything. And yeah, yeah. You're stunning. Thank you. Thank you. So you like, you call yourself a [ __ ]? I am a slept. Slept hard for me to actually be a [ __ ], but I fantasize about it. And so OnlyFans is my perfect little niche. I get to like live out my fantasy. I get a big a [ __ ] online, but in real life, I'm like a good girl, you know? Works for me. That's cool. And you said ASMR? I [ __ ] love it. Do you love ASMR? What kind of ASMR do you like, though? Like, are you talking about like sounds or sexual sounds? I mean, like, there's this one chick I follow. I can't think of her name, but God, she's [ __ ] hot too. And Rant. Amaranth. That's like the number one ASMR girl. She's like, most people when they say, I want this one. Yeah, I know who you're talking about. She's huge. Ari Love. Is it Ari Love? She doesn't like do anything like sexual or nothing. But there is another. But there is another girl. It's probably her that's just like all sexual. Like, let me, let me do this in your ear. Let me. It's amazing. Yeah, yeah. The sexual stuff with ASMR is like endless, and I just love soft sounds. So are you talking or are you making sounds? I do like, just I talk. I like whisper. Yeah, like my fans were like, I love your voice. You should do ASMR. And they pressed me on this for years, and I was like, all right, [ __ ] it. I'm just gonna buy this stuff. And I saw Amareth and how much money she was making just licking an ear, and I was like, that, I'm ordering here right now. You have that thing with the [ __ ] ears? It's like a fake plastic ear. Wow. Yeah, see, I like, I like suck it, and it's one of my biggest turn-ons. I've masturbated to to watching girls like do that as well. Like, I've, I've been turned on by the sound. I've never masturbated to it. But when like, I'm [ __ ] a girl and like, she like goes to my ear and like, kind of like lifts it in there with like, it's like both, uh, senses at the same time. That's the fantasy. I think that's, that's where are the guys? But I need the sense of feel with it. I can't just do the sound. Yeah, I can do just sound. That might be a first. I've, with all the podcasts I've done, I've never heard someone say that they have masturbated to an ASMR video. Yeah, yeah. Like, everything. Things girl, like how I make my mind. Oh, that's the best. Yeah, I'm a big. That's the best. I always jack off to my own porn. Really? Your own? What? Yeah, that's obsessive. No, but like the POV ones. Like the POV ones. Not really like me and you like jerk off in the mirror as well, Luke, or what? No. Are you sure? It's like the POV ones where it's like this girl was. I think we're hot. All right. Hey, I, I love myself. Have sex like that turns me on. Like [ __ ] in front of the mirror. Yeah, so I can watch myself. That also turns me on. But you don't masturbate to what you've done? I don't masturbate to my own videos. No. Yeah, I feel like that is just, I'm like looking at the lighting. I've been making sure I sound good. It's like I'm caught up. But have you ever masturbated to like a memory of getting one time you had sex? Oh, yeah. So imagine that. But imagine having that memory to visualize. You get it? No, I totally get it. Now you want to say it like that. Yeah, that's what, yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, but I'm not like, yeah, yeah, I understand. Sand. Yeah. [ __ ] my bad. Um, so rude. Put it on silent. I'm sorry. Sorry. Your voice is actually really sexy, isn't it? Yeah. Okay. Isn't it cocky? Not even a thank you. Just like, isn't it? I know it's a bad thing. Am I cocky? Maybe in a good way. Cocky and then confident. I'm confident. She's an ASMR girl. I think she knows she's a sexy voice. Yeah, my voice is the biggest. It's pretty hot. It's pretty hot. How many tattoos you got? Uh, I've never counted. I've never counted. Ryan. Okay, okay. A better question. What's the most painful tattoo you got? My feet, for sure. Yeah, yeah. [ __ ] your shin didn't hurt at all. Um, this wasn't fun, but it wasn't like the worst thing. Yeah, my feet were tapping out. I was a [ __ ] when you, uh, when I got my Linkin Park tattoo. Really? I was giving him a little [ __ ] for the Linkin Park tattoo, but you know, now I know the backstory, so it's fine. Yeah, I feel bad. So, yeah, yeah, exactly. It went both ways. So, um, yeah, the feet were the most painful. I was like, actually holding on to the tattoo chair, like deep breathing. It was like, basically a porn scene at that point. I was like, like my artist was like, just touched. I feel like he had a hard on the whole time. It was probably, probably had. Yeah, just kidding, Glenn. If you're out there watching. Did you only feel it on your foot? Or do you feel it anywhere else on your body? What do you mean? While I was getting my foot? Yeah, because like, if, like, sometimes if you get tatted over here, you like feel over here. No, it was full foot pain. Yeah, yeah. And because we also did the ankle, so we did both here. I'll take these off. I don't know if the camera can see this, but yeah, we did full foot over the ankle as well. And so that was just brutal. All right, I'm gonna take a guess at what size your feet are because I love. Oh, you're a food guy. Nice. [ __ ] they look very small. Honestly. Yeah, I'm gonna say on a safe, on a safe. Oh, I'm good. How tall are you? Five foot three. Oh, [ __ ] dude. I want to say like, I want to say six and a half. See, I was gonna guess it, and then I knocked it. Six and a half. The size. Exactly. Six and a half. Ryan. Oh my God. Snaps for Ryan. Wow. And she came with white toes. Okay, so I'm like a foot fetish girl. Like, guys, guys love me for my feet. Yeah, it's a big seller with them. Yeah, yeah. Um, yeah, my feet are a huge seller for me. I was like, I was going like six and a half, seven in my head, but I'm like, Ryan, for once in your life, just stick with your [ __ ] gut. Good. Yeah, and go for it. Yeah, I do go between six and a half and seven. Like, I wear seven Docs because they don't do half sizes, but if I'm a hundred percent, it's, it's, it's a six. Got you. So you like your toes getting sucked on? I've never had my toes sucked ever. What? I told you guys, I'm a good girl. Like, I genuinely have never had my toes. Oh my God. I know. I should probably lie. I should probably say that. As someone who loves feet so much, that saddens me. Does it? Your feet are beautiful, and they've never been touched. Okay, so when you suck a girl's toes, like, it's like, yeah, no, I could be into that. I, I like, I might be tempted to put a little, put a little mic right on that paper toe, and I will just add some more of the [ __ ] out of all mine. Really? I don't even have to be the model anymore, right? You can do anything. You could be my ASMR model. Yeah, and put a mask on my face if you wanted. Yeah, the mask while sucking the toilet. Yeah, we'll get beauty assembly. Yeah, like, I'll put like chains on my feet, you know? Look, I have this setting where I will do. Get a tiny little sink for the toes, you know? Like this would be a sick video. What are you talking about? Like this thing. I go by, if a girl is just insanely hot, I will just do whatever the [ __ ] she wants. There you go. We love a submissive man. A little bit. That is. Oh God. Really? Never. Never. Yeah, no, never. I don't. Because it's also like, most the men that I've dated, they're very tall. So like, when we're [ __ ], I'm short. And so like, where am I supposed to like, while they're [ __ ] me, they're supposed to suck my toe? What? What's the process? They're laying in bed, just like cuddled up, whatever. It's like rubbing it back for you in my face. Nice. Okay. Different. Yeah. Your story last night was a little. About last night was a little. Oh, I had sex last night. Uh, [Laughter]. Okay. It was okay. You'd think someone like you would have amazing sex. Yeah, well, I went on a full stomach. It was also a little late. It was like, okay, two in the morning. Was it a booty call, Ryan? How did this hookup happen? Yeah, yeah. 2 AM's like the podcast the next day. I did more of you, honestly. Uh, no, we got done podcasting yesterday, and this girl turned me on so much by what she was saying. Like, she's just [ __ ] crazy like I am. Oh, okay. And, uh, crazy at the end of the pause. She was like, I'm gonna call my roommate and see if she wants to [ __ ]. Like, if she wants to [ __ ] you. And so she like, basically lined it all up. Nice. But it was just really late. Anyway, I got there, and then we get done [ __ ] and we lay on the couch, and she puts her gorgeous feet in my face, and that just started it all up again. Round two. Went back in her room. We went back in the room. She put her cold feet on me. I love cold feet. And, uh, specifically. You'd think Warren would. No, I don't know. Cold feet on my face. Yeah, tingly for you or something? I don't know. It's just like, girl has cold hands and she gives you a [ __ ]. I don't know. I like cold. You like that? Yeah, interesting. I do like that too. Like, um, if a guy like blows on my [ __ ] to make it like, you know, it's like cold. I love that. So just put an ice cube in my mouth. And then maybe. Well, even just the air is cold enough, you know? But an ice cube is like. Yeah, that's your experience showing there. You're like, oh, I got this. You want cold? Yeah, but at the end of it, she was like, damn, I like, we did all that, and like, you didn't come, but then you like, put my feet on your face. Well, I [ __ ]. I, there's specific things that I like. And if I don't get to do it, like, if, you know, what you need to come, and you're like, very particular, even with a hookup, wouldn't you like walk in and just tell them like, do you have communication like that where you're like, hey, babe, so this is what I like? Okay. Um, normally people that I [ __ ], there's like a build up of like dirty talk. This is what I'm into. Okay. Yes. Yes. Interesting. This girl specifically, she has always wanted to [ __ ]. Yeah, and we've never really had the conversation of like, Ryan, like, what are you into? I don't think there was any time, any room for that. Last night, it was just like, set up, and then we just did it. Yeah, and I was trying to like, [ __ ] off of her vibe. [ __ ] off of her, like seeing how she was. Yeah, that's such a great tweet. [ __ ] off. I was trying to [ __ ] off of her vibe. Like, that's a great tweet. I don't know. Does that make sense or no? Like, if, if someone doesn't understand. 100%. Yeah, yeah. I'm just really dominant and aggressive. And I don't think she's like that. So I had to. You mean submissive? Or I like being rough as [ __ ]. Like, boss you around. Yes. Talk [ __ ] again. Talk [ __ ] about that. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. We're big fans. Yes. Yes. Wow. Yeah. Okay. We're on the same page. We're on the same page. We're on the same [ __ ] box. Same chapter. Same sentence. Awesome. Yeah, she, I don't think was like that. So I had to mentally. I had to go to like, a, all right, Ryan, just be [ __ ] soft. Just, yeah, be on the sensual side. This is obviously what she's about. So then that work. That's where the feet come into play. Okay. Yeah. So get me more about the feet. So she puts her feet on you. Yeah. So she puts her. She puts her. She's on her back. Everything changes. She's on her back. Okay. And she's got her feet, her cold ass feet on my face. Just straight up on your face. I mean, I put him there, you know? Obviously, I was like, yo, whatever. And as we're doing that, then all of a sudden, if a girl is like, I'm uncomfortable. Like, if maybe like a position, and she wants to move it, that sparks something in me to where like, ooh, now I can be aggressive. Okay. Nice. You need to move. Right. And then you're like, oh, got it. Green light. And then they let go. Yeah, I don't know. So I don't [ __ ]. I don't. I really want to like call her out that much, but you made me come. Poor baby. I just, I really like rough [ __ ]. And, and the nympho, uh, before her on the podcast, really got you going. Oh my God, dude, that girl is top tier. Her. Have a girl that has like, no [ __ ] limit that you can just push. And there's a porn company called that, right? No Limits. Something. Limits. Per Limit. Her limits. I don't even know. It's, I'm probably. I feel like it's an anal. Yeah, it's an anal. Her limit. Yeah, yeah. All right. Sorry. I feel like I'm being interviewed, but this is really exciting about you. I'm like, slightly dominant too, right? But I'm, I'm like a submissive though. What turns you on? Oh God, I've been waiting for this question my whole life. Um, I feel like no one asked me that. First of all, it's like your toes. Communication from partners. I need them to be like, what's gonna make you [ __ ] come? So PSA to everyone, whoever might get a chance to [ __ ] me, I hope they watch this podcast. But hold on, let me get like my notebook. Just like, got a little like iPhone note section happening. Um, what turns me on? Okay, what gets you going to where you even like want to hook up with somebody? Okay, well, the want to hook up with someone process is different than like actually hooking up. Okay, so I'm going to start with the actual sex first, because I feel like the first part is more complicated. But I feel like I'm obsessed with come. Okay, I'm like definitely like a calm person. I want to be [ __ ] inside. I want come all over me. Like, if you masturbate and don't at least send me a video of you coming, like you're canceled. If you're out, goodbye. One-way ticket out of my life. I need all to come. Nice. I'm obsessed with that. So that really turns me on. Um, yeah, making my partners come. This is a big thing. I'm a pleaser. So sweet. Big fan of that. Your voice is so hot. I'm right here listening. Voice is so high, and you're looking in my [ __ ] souls. Ryan, does he has these big blue eyes, you know, kind of just get lost here. I came in her last night, though. Are you proud of me? Yes. We love that. I love that. Cream pies forever. I love when a girl, she's saying, just [ __ ] stop. Fill me up. Just come inside me. Yeah, okay. Oh my God. Oh, you're going to like. Okay, I like the knock me up actual verbiage. I don't know if I'm into like pregnant. I want to get you pregnant. That that might turn me off. But then I want to knock you up is like a little bit. We're talking less about like the actual baby pregnant. I don't know. It hits my mind different. But I do love that like, breed me. [ __ ] me. Chain me up. Come inside me. I think it's just the like, the fantasy in that little moment of, if we were [ __ ] and you told me, right, knock me up. In that one split moment, I'm like, I'm gonna knock this [ __ ] up. Your swimmers are already out the door. They're like, oh, like I might have a chance to actually knock her up, you know? That's right. Yeah, that's basically what it is. That's just mine. But that's cool though. Okay, so come, like obsessed with come. Ate it. If you don't [ __ ] me, I'm, I'm not gonna come. It's just not gonna happen. Um, the biggest thing for me though, is dirty talk. Like, and dirty talk specifically, it could go different ways. Like, am I in the mood to be degraded? Like, am I in the mood to be like a filthy [ __ ] dumpster, dirty [ __ ] [ __ ] me against the wall? Or am I in the mood to just be like, railed, really [ __ ] hard, and I want you, I'm sweating over here, and I want you to like, I, I want to feel, feel wanted, you know what I'm saying? So if a guy's [ __ ] me, like, tell me I'm perfect. Tell me this is the best [ __ ] you've ever had. Like, come inside me and like, tell me all these things. I need to know that's gonna make me come. Dirty talk is like, and it goes both ways. It's a big thing. Okay, so you like. Hold on. You see, you just said, I feel like I'm vanilla. See, because like, it's just calm and dirty. It's not really that vanilla. I feel like with half the girls, I mean, I would say this, you walking in the house, I mean, granted, I'm like, so attracted to you. Yeah, yeah. Um, but how you talk to me in the beginning, I would have never guessed. Never got [ __ ] flying out of your mouth. Really? Yeah, other than like guessing that you love a Maserati. Yeah, like what just flew out of your mouth? Would never [ __ ] guess that. Wow. Wow. That you're just like, I know I'm hot and just [ __ ] tell me I'm pretty and yeah, like tell me I suck a dick. Like, I don't know. Or you just like, you don't like everybody. Yeah, kind of bratty, you know? Interesting. I don't like this with the sound. I don't like your personality. Yeah, I don't ever judge anybody. No, no. 100%. Yeah, I don't ever like to judge anybody. But yeah, I just, I would have never guessed that. But now that you've said it, yeah, I'm aggressive. I like. And I'm aggressive and like, what I want. For example, if I'm gonna go date somebody, like, I pick my partners, you know what I mean? Like, I get a lot of DMs, but I pick my partners. So I will, I will be the one DMing. I like in all my past relationships, I've been the aggressor. Like, I kind of chased what I want. I get what I want. Got you. So if I have any [ __ ] chance, you guys, yeah, you're a fly on the wall. Don't wait for me. Don't DM you. And it's, and I, that's the thing is I do like being chased. Like, it's a natural female energy. Sit here and be like, come to me. Okay. Like, it's the natural kingdom order of like, women and the birds dance for the [ __ ] females. Like, you guys are supposed to come and show off for us. But I kind of like just what I like, and I'll go for it. So I'm very aggressive. So you don't want a guy to DM you? She has started. Yeah, yeah. But I mean, you have to shoot your shot. So you have to. I got it. Like, I'm not gonna get a DM from someone that I'm interested in and just be like, yeah, I'm gonna let that slide because you DM'd me. Like, if I don't know who they are. Yeah, you know, they're shooting their shot. That's cool. Yeah. [ __ ] I'm out. I got no [ __ ] games whatsoever. You have no game? [ __ ] no. For some or someone's laid all the time. All the time. Yeah, my game is like, hi, what's up, Ryan? I got no [ __ ] game. What's your name? Nice little rhyme right there. And then they're like, oh, I feel so bad for this guy. And then we just start talking. Oh, you get them with like, guilt. Yeah. Okay. Damn. You get pity sex. Pity sex. I wouldn't say pity sex. That's just what it sounded like. So I don't like something. No, it's just like, I have no [ __ ] game, and they feel bad for me, so they actually talk to me. And then they find out that I'm actually really [ __ ] cool. Yeah. And then we have the aggressive sex. Aggressive sex. So it's only aggressive sex for you, for the most part. And feet. Yeah, I mean, there's a whole lot of [ __ ]. How do you get aggressive with the toes? Do you get aggressive? Feet is like my, is my like, [ __ ] uh, foreplay. No. Do you? My, the feet is like important. Is like the emergency [ __ ] lever. When I came home, I need the feet to come. Do you really? If I can't come, like, if it's just not working out, yeah, the feet is like the [ __ ], like the big red butt. Yes, like the lifeline. That's what's gonna get you out. Where do they need to be? In order like, what do you, what do you mean? On my face? On my dick? Yeah, just for some reason, I was thinking the pose like reverse cowgirl with the feet. Yeah, I mean, put it on the lap. Yeah, I don't know. Just if I can see them. Like, but I only talk to girls that I will only [ __ ] roll. She's got like seven and a half her under. So like seven to like five. You discriminate against? Yeah, unless they're really hot. Unless they're really. Yeah, that's my saying. Unless you're really, saying you're really [ __ ] hot, you can do whatever. Wow. So just small feet for you. So then you must have to only be with like petite women. Yeah, I like small, small. Yeah, like five three and under. Okay, you're kind of describing me. Is this intentional or no? I'm [ __ ]. I don't know. I'm just good at it. Nope. I would never go. Okay, so we've covered your, what turns you on. What, yeah, those were like the main things. Obsessed. Okay. Do you have like those dildos that like just shoot out and come on you? It's not the same. No. Of course, but I'm just trying to figure out like, all those fake come products, just like, they almost taste like glue, and we have to fake that it tastes so good. It's such. I have to actually think about how real come tastes and like to to perform, you know? It's just not. Not about. Where's the worst place you've ever been nutted? The worst place? Yeah, like on my body. Yeah, she's the eye. But she sat there and was like, I [ __ ] love come. So different. If you love it that much to where you put it in your eye? No, because that would affect my day-to-day life and like my, like I have to take Instagram photos. I can't have come in my eye. I can't have issues. So like, no marks if while I'm working, you know? But if I'm not filming for a while, I'm open-minded. What do you think of the girls that go out in public with nut on their face? And just. That's really hot. Yeah, like that's really hot. Yeah, I can see humiliation. Yeah, we had the girl last night, and after we were done, uh, we ordered food, and she's like, let me know when the DoorDash driver's here, because I'm gonna open the door fully naked with. It's not all on my face. This guy was straight up like, this is so well right now. Like, it's normal. It's amazing. I mean, the girl looked like tested. I'll be back. We'll shoot the scene. He's like, I'm quitting this shitty job. She honestly didn't wipe it off at all. Even when I went over to her house afterwards, she was playing video games. I was like, yo, did you shower yet? She's like, no, I still don't like sink into the skin. You wanted that? Like, okay, so can you? Is it really visible after that long? No, not that long, but she's just like sulking in it. And like, yeah, I don't know. Like, I love calm in the moment. I don't know if I'm going that far, you know? Like, I don't know if I want to sit in. Inside me, though? Yes. I'm sure I'll just walk down the street and just be like, haha, I'm out here. Yeah, no, I like being [ __ ] inside and keeping it inside me for probably way too long. Like, it's so hard. It's really hard for me to like get out of bed after being [ __ ] inside. I'm like, I just want to sit in the come. And it's a problem because that's like very, like, I'm the type that's like, we're walking, but I like the door, and I'm gonna come inside you, and then like, we're gonna go run errands with like, the come still inside you, just like slowly, yes, dripping out the side, down your thigh. It's like ownership, a little bit. So hot. It's like, you know, it's all those things. That's probably my biggest fan. Repeatedly [ __ ] inside. God. Holy. 100%. Is that weird? No, no. It's so boring. All the things. The more you keep talking. Have you seen the movie 365? No. Okay. It's an amazing movie. That's literally got 99.9% of the time just sex in the show. Okay. And the more you keep talking, it just makes me want to do everything inside that show because, oh God, what you're saying is so [ __ ] hot. Okay. He's, he's very dominant. I want chains. Like thick chain. Like I'm talking like, not like these shitty little sex [ __ ] everywhere. Like, chain me the [ __ ] up. I wanna, I wanna be like red and raw on my wrist. Like, you know, he chains her. He [ __ ] her on a yacht. [ __ ] her on a plane. [ __ ] her in a nightclub. [ __ ] her own mansion. All over the [ __ ] place. Yeah, I love that. Yeah, I love that. It's hot. Location sex is great. Are you into public sex? I, okay, so my longest relationship was like four years, and we traveled a lot of the world together. So we've had sex like under the Eiffel Tower. We've had sex in boats. We had sex in a hospital. We had sex on like a band stage. We, so like, yes, I guess in a weird way, we've had a lot of public sex. Under the Eiffel Tower. Yeah, so I mean, that nighttime, it was that night, but public, there were people around us. We just had a blanket, and we just [ __ ]. We slept under it. I was like a major hippie. Oh, okay. I spent a lot of time on the road and doing wild [ __ ] like that. We've slept. And you're probably like, one of five million people that are probably [ __ ]. I mean, how do you not get horny? Like, you're underneath the Eiffel Tower, it's like iconic, and you're like, I'm [ __ ] wet right now. Like, let's just [ __ ]. And he was like, okay, okay. Who's down? That's hot. That's hot. So how many boyfriends have you ever had? I've had four. And single now? Or I'm single? Yes. Awesome. Single now. Single queen. I don't know. I feel like the culture these days, people aren't even like monogamous. Like they're like ethically non-monogamous. So like, they, they might even be in a relationship, but they'd still be down to like. What do you prefer? Uh, I'm a relationship girl, and I'm loyal. Like, so if I'm in a relationship, they're my only partner. But I am open to non-monogamy just because I'm aware of how many hot people there are, and I want my partner to be happy, and like, I do want that flexibility if I meet someone. But I'm very like demisexual as well. Like, I need a connection, you know? I need to have feelings before release. Before you get inside me. It's a privilege. That's cool. That's cool. That is [ __ ] no. Awesome. I'm like wild when I have a partner, but I'm very like single and just, I don't like, I'm not even having sex right now. Yeah, which is devastating, honestly. Why not? I don't know. I'm picky, and it's hard to date. It's like, you know, who has time? What is the most ideal guy for you? An equal. And that's hard. It's hard to find that. Like, they need to have their own business, their own [ __ ] going for themselves. You need to have goals, motivation. You're talking about creative. Six and a half shoe size. Everybody that's me. So yeah, I, it just, they need to be an equal, and it has to be worth the sacrifice of my time. And right now, I'm just kind of in me mode. I'm in. That's cool. I'm in Willow Harper mode right now. Yeah, focus on you. Yeah, that's good. Yes. I just got out of a relationship, and I will say being single is, it's [ __ ] great. Yeah, I love my dad. My bed. Yeah, my big bed. Like, I don't like people in my [ __ ] space, you know what I'm saying? This [ __ ] calls me all the time and always like, talk about like, with next episode, and he always face times called me, right? Ryan, why are you in bed? It's my [ __ ] bed, dude. Yeah, yeah. But you're in barely, like, two o'clock. I know, but I work. Oh, you know. Okay, so you're working. I'll, I'll leave bed and I'll come. Be honest, how much, how much trip of the time are you actually working, and how much of that is like jerking off in between working? Depends, Ryan. I take Ryan to somebody who does that. Depends, uh, how hot that dream was. Like, I can't focus if I'm in bed. I'm like, I'm busting a night at least three times. Sort of my little editing or whatever. It's my dream. The night before it was really hot. Yeah, maybe like two jack offs before I actually get the day started. Okay. Yeah, yeah. That's good. You're stressed, I guess. And yeah, yeah, it's good for your health. Yeah, yeah. It's my profession. So what I'm here to help with. If I didn't have sex, the day I normally like jack off before going to bed helps me go to sleep. Yeah, yeah. How many times a day do you masturbate? At least three. Yeah, I'm like a chronic. What's the most amount of times you're a masturbated? Like all day, like just non-stop, didn't even get out of bed, didn't even eat, didn't even put clothes on, right? Just masturbated the whole day. So like, as a guy, if we like, I think the most I ever did was like five or six times one day. My stomach was hurting. Yeah. Are you even coming? Like, is there anything? I'm like, five, six. It's just like blank. Yeah, yeah. But is your stomach ever hurt when you knot that much? No, like, so why would my stomach hurt? You know, if I'm like pounding deep penetration the whole time, that would be a different vibe, but I go 50/50. I'll usually start with [ __ ] for like the first few times I come, and then I'll move to like the toy that's penetrative. So do anything with your butthole? I've never done anal. I'm an anal virgin. No guy's ever been able to lick that. I am so vanilla. Don't guys even ate my ass out before? Do you find that gross or no? Isn't that? Do you find that gross or like, maybe one day? I, I don't know because I've never. Greatest [ __ ] feeling in the world. Open to it. And I also can't imagine it not being amazing because it is like, what don't you want that area clean? And like, kind of. So it's almost like a primal thing in my head. Like, I feel like, I mean, obviously I want it clean, you know? I don't want you to like, [ __ ] go to the gym. No, no, no, no. I'm, it's already clean, right? Like, you're showered, you've, the [ __ ] enema, it's there, you're good. You're right. But then even the sensation of someone like eating you out, it's just that feeling of like cleanliness. I feel like it's kind of like the opposite. I feel like is that in most people's minds? It's like dirty. Yeah, yeah. I mean, like, if you were to ask me how many [ __ ] have I ate compared to how much ass I've ate. You've ate more ass. Stop. Way more ass than I've ever. Yeah, I could count on one hand. How many pushies I made. Mine are equal. If I'm eating, I'm eating their ass. Yeah, like, how do you? It's just way sexier. Have you ever ate ass? No, but the balls are right there. Good point, Ryan. Yeah, um, no, I've never. Yeah, no, I'm never. There was, uh, I was having sex the other day, and this girl was like going to town on my ass, and like, she was doing stuff with like her fingers too, that felt amazing. But then like, she started like, she wanted to slip it in there, and I turned around and slapped her. I was like, I was like, you're not going. Were you like on all fours? How it were? Yeah, honestly, she, I, I was in a position. Wow. That was so [ __ ] amazing. Nice. She was eating my ass. I was on all fours, and like, with one hand, it's like, kind of like, honestly, I felt like a goat that was getting like milked. Yeah, so good. I'll be honest, out of all 600 something partners I've had, I have never gone on all fours for a check. About you? Would let her like walking dead. I'm, you're so [ __ ] stunning. Oh my God. Um, yeah, no, I've never been on all fours for a check. I'd feel like I'm less of a manifest. So you've never been like strapped either? No, no. But like, what you have to do? Penetrate it at all? No, no, no. Now you're going too far. Fingering my ass. But every girl wants to [ __ ]. You haven't been either? [ __ ] no. Only for his wife. First wife. Only. First wife. Only. First wife. Today, I gotta leave. No, I have to leave something for my first wife. Oh, I understand. So she will be the first per girl to. But every girl, correct me if I'm wrong, every girl wants a strap a dude. 100%. Yeah, you want to get all that [ __ ] built up anger. Dudes piss me off. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. Yeah, give me your [ __ ]. Yeah, girls before, but never a guy. And that would be a fantasy. Fantasy. Yeah. Good luck. It's just like, no, she could for sure. She could literally walk in anywhere and be like, yo, I got a [ __ ] strap. Before I'm even finished, I'm sure dudes are offering her money. On like, insane amount of money for her just to go to town on their ass. Yeah, I've, I've had one. Yeah, just. It's not always easy. Can't be. What can't be bought? At least physically. Like that. That's crazy. But no hate, no shame. Like, what type of, what type of content is on your OnlyFans? Oh, yeah. I, I definitely get naked, and I definitely show everything. But you don't show anything on Twitter, I noticed. Oh, no, no. I, I have certain people who use their nudes like for marketing, and so they'll post it for free on Twitter to promote their videos. But that's also like, that's a part of what I'm offering. Like, I'm not gonna post that for free. Yeah, personally, I find like, my nudity holds a lot of value, you know? Like, my nudes are literally gonna buy me a house. I'm not gonna post that for free. Oh, yeah. You know, they have value. Guys want to see it. And yeah, I'm sure no problem getting dudes to pay for your loans. Yeah, no. Yeah, I'm a top 0.01% model, so, you know, shorty doing her thing. Shorty, shorty. Yeah. Um, but yeah, I get full nude. I do masturbation. I'm open-minded to expanding, but right now, I'm very much in my little niche of just solo content. I'm really happy, and my guys are really happy, and I think that there's different audiences for different models, you know what I mean? There's, there's guys that want the girl who's doing a gang bang scene, taking 50 dicks, like [ __ ] come everywhere. And then there's guys who are at home, single, lonely, and want to talk and like, want to chat and want to get to know the girl that they're coming to. Yeah, that's, and that's my niche, and that's my thing. And I just, I could go in any direction. I was like, you know what? That's, that aligns with who I am. Like, I'm very much a girl next door. I, I want to be a [ __ ], but I just know I'm not. Like, I'm not going to be able to do a gang bang scene. I'm not going to be able to. No, it takes a special. Yeah, like, I might, I might really like, uh, submissive chicks. Yeah, and being able to be like, hey, do this because this is going to turn me on. But sometimes I'm like, I don't want you to. You don't have to like do a [ __ ] gang bang for me to like find someone attractive. Yeah, so I think that's cool that like, yeah, it's like, you want to be a [ __ ], but like, I just, I just, I just never say never. You never know. Maybe, maybe later on, I will. So you mostly do like dildos and stuff? Yes. So like, you do that blow job dildos? Yeah, I do. Yeah, I have the real dolls toys, the thousand dollar realistic hand-painted [ __ ]. I have like the top-notch equipment. I have all that. Yeah, titty [ __ ]. Let's be [ __ ] for real. Subscribe to an OnlyFans. [ __ ] ever go ahead. Ever dude, it's your job. What do you say? Oh, yeah, I get a [ __ ] ton of free trial links. That's not me spending money. Underpaid. But out of all the women that you have worked with and yada, you've never. So you're, let me get this. I worked with a girl, and I physically had her. So I'm gonna go subscribe to her OnlyFans. Like the memory, like you talked about, like I have an actual video of me. I know. And it's not my OnlyFans, though. So it's like, I'm gonna subscribe to her OnlyFans to see the same video I posted. I don't know. I, or I could just hit her up whenever I want to [ __ ] her again. Oh, and you said I was talking. Yeah, no, I'm drinking. I mean, I refuse it, but then I don't get denied a lot, and you denied me, so I kind of hate you. I'm very sorry. I think it makes you want me more. That's why I guess he's gonna sub your [ __ ] because he's curious about it. No, I'm a. I mean, I told you before the podcast started, like, you have amazing boobs. They're, they're pretty amazing, and I'm a big titty [ __ ] guy. Oh, I actually am a guy that prefers enhanced. Really? What are you talking about? I'm natural. Okay. The giggles across the road. Mind blown. Yeah, those are natural? No, but they still like, they're very jiggly. No, they are, and they're fantastic. How much did you pay for them? Um, I've had them done twice. So probably like 25. Okay. I'm here. Probably like something. San Francisco. Yeah, yeah. I don't even know what you said. I was just talking to myself. 25k. Yeah, 25. Those things probably paid themselves over a hundred times. Yep. Well, like my natural body, but my enhanced body. So let's keep it real. Natural body was still banging. I still had nice tits. That's why they moved. That's why they're jiggly and soft, and like, they're not like bolt-ons. Yeah, I got the best. Yeah, I, you know, I've had friends that have gone right next to me, and I'm just losing it. Huh. She just keeps squishing them. Right next to me. I love my titties. You. I like, I get off just sometimes looking at my own tits. You know, I'm just like, [ __ ] I have great boobs, you know, in the mirror. It's not like masturbating in front of the mirror, but I'll just like catch glances out of the shower, whatever. I'm a big fan of my tits as well. 100%. Yeah, I'm the same way. Turned on by looking at your own tits. I would love to like [ __ ] in front of a mirror. You've never done that? No. I have. Oh, okay. But I'm sex. Listen, by that, I mean that's what I mean. Yeah, I mean, I will say I've seen. I have some girlfriends that have gone to, uh, like Bogota, Medellin, uh, South America, and they've gone their boobs done. Yeah, no, listen, but they're good. Phenomenal. Can't even [ __ ] tell me. Wow. Like, yeah, it's real. I mean, I think like what, like Brazil is like, we're all Colombia's first enhancement like started, right? I got my teeth done in Colombia earlier this year. Yeah.

Girl, you're stunning. Jesus, what, what, what are we at time-wise? I don't wanna. 45 minutes, buddy. We're gonna let it roll for it. Yeah, it doesn't have to be an hour unless she has somewhere to go. I mean, I'm enjoying this. We got at least an hour. Enough. What is your, uh, what's your stamina, boys? I got more stamina than anyone you've ever met. Oh my God. Oh my God, you have no idea. It's like my biggest pet peeve, just like, what's so long? Is what? Let's just, let's ask each other all the same question. What is the longest you've ever had sex? Like, how many hours? Uh, he didn't come for three days. No, no. Uh, oh, like without him coming? Yeah, probably like one and one in a week. Okay, how many hours have you ever? And is this like dominatrix for you? No, this is just like, this is just like you're talking about like, yeah, there's a lot of going on. We're talking about personal life. We're on set because I've been on set for 12 hours personally without coming for that full time. What's important is a different thing. You guys are crazy. Coin is a different thing. It's a different animal. If you were to go, Mandy over there, how long do you think? That's the most contractive name. Yeah, Alexis, Brandy, Willow, Willow. 30 seconds with with this girl. Honestly, that's why like, I, I don't even have sex at this. It's just getting so bad. So I'm a big fan of multiple sex. What would you call it? You like coming multiple times? Like I'm a big fan of like a good time period. Multiple times throughout the day. I'm over that like hour-long sex where both of us have to take a shower after. Like, who has time for that? Yeah, no, you know, I'm good. Like, give me a good like five-minute oral on each other, 10-minute sex. I think that's the perfect time. Do that two, three times a day. I think that's the best. Myself, I could last forever. That's why I'm one of the guys in porn. Yeah, because porn, you got to be able to last. You got to come on command. So I could last as long as I want. That's kind of dope. You guys can come on command? Yeah. Do you have a thing you think of? He licks his lips. I feel like he knows. He's like, oh, she's getting it. Honestly. All right. So one, a girl has never made me come like on our own. Like I have to be wanting to come. Agreed. Fully. So like a girl, like I wish, I wish I was one of those guys that a girl could jack me off and I can't control it. Yeah. And could just come. I feel like that would be amazing. Yeah. But I have to either the girl or I have to her mouth or I have to like, like, but where does your head go to make you really calm? Just looking at the girl and thinking about like how much she wants my. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. And then I have my spa. Like that's why like director says you're good to come. I'm like, yeah, I can make myself come in 30 seconds. Wow. That's kind of cool. I might watch some of your porn after this. I've never seen your porn. I actually think I saw Twitter. She could get the real thing. She's gonna watch the porn. The Tesla video. Yes, that's all like crazy views, right? Probably, probably 20 million. How much? No, you're lowballing me. Oh, who's it more? The most viewed Tesla commercial ever. Elon Musk tweeted about it. Wow. Tweeted me. I would say now, just the one. Or everyone I've done. She's the one. Just the one. Over 800 million. That's fine. Nope. Go for you, man. How was that? Was that the first time you ever did it in the Tesla? Like driving? Well, no, I did it with, I did it once before and recorded it. It was at night, so it didn't really do like that good. It was very soon. They need to see you driving. They need to see like, they needed to see the drive. And so then I saw that one. That's when I did that one. Have you done that? No. Oh, I did in my, I did it in a mono electric car and that was a great. And a non-electric car? Yeah, she just popped up in the, she was like, yo, uh, she's like, it'd be cool if we like did a Tesla video. But you don't have a Tesla. So I was like, it, let's just do it in this car. And we just drove down the Main Street. And yeah, it was hot. Cause it's like, you could get an accident. But this one is good. Everyone staring. I got limo windows, so like I was good. Yeah, my windows, I got illegal tints on mine. Yeah, but they're legal. I can, I can get down with the appeal of that. But that video paid for my Tesla. Maybe, maybe once. That's the energy. Go. Yep. So I actually wrote it off. It's a tax write-off too. Oh, 100%. Yeah. Yeah. Just to go back on that question real quick. So do you like having long sex or do you just want to get it done with? I want to come. Yeah. Like, is it really that hard? So I swear once you come, you're happy. Yeah. Yes. And I feel like my partners have all really, like I haven't had many. And they so like, okay, yeah. So I just, I want to come. And if, if usually what happens is the guy just comes too fast and too early. And I'm, I'm, yeah, I haven't. So, as, as dominant as I am, and sometimes it's like, like sometimes when I, it's not even about you, right? Like you're nothing, you're just there to make me feel good, and that's it. Other times, other times, other times I want you to come. I want you to come as many times as you want to come. Yeah. Because again, I can control it. You ride me however you want to. I will you however you want to. Yeah. And when you've come enough, now it's my turn. Now it's nothing about you. You're now your now job is to literally do everything. Yeah. To make me feel good. Yeah. Because I did my. Okay. So it is important for you to make your partner. Yeah. I want to. I mean, as much as I want to like degrade them and like, you're nothing to me. Yeah. I don't want you to enjoy it. Then you would know like if that's the system, if that's a setup, if I'm just like a com depository, like don't even, I'm not even, don't. I feel like, yeah, I feel like there's like, like if it's the first time, I want both to come. Yeah. Yeah. If it's the first time. But if it's someone that's like a repeated like partner, like the other day, like I was talking about, and she was like, oh, like keep going, keep going. I'm gonna come. And like, I'll pull it out and like slapped her. But and I was like, you're not gonna come yet. See, my like my problem is that I'm obsessed with come. Like I said, so I do encourage it a little bit. Yeah. Because I'm in my dirty talking, I'm like begging for the come. So then they're coming even faster. So it's like, maybe it is partly. Yeah. So do you like, uh, question, do you like quantity or like, like, so do you like a guy that like builds up like his balls are, they have a to come in them? Yes. And like you want to introduce? But if you a guy like four times a day, by like the fourth time, it's not really gonna be. Yeah. I'm gonna be disappointed too. Like, it's just not gonna be is good. It was the first time. Like especially if I'm getting a cream pie, it needs to be like, like you're filling my body with milk, you know? Like I need, I need to be dripping. I need to know. Do you want the guy that come round number four, he's still got a massive load compared to a girl's name? Ryan, let me dream. Okay, this will be a great segment for that company that wanted us to sponsor them. There's a company that have sponsors. No, no, we haven't taken any yet, but we get hit up. I get hit up quite a bit. I've been hit up by a few. And there was this one, we'll talk about them because I don't know what's happening. But what you're saying, that'd be so. I would probably Segway, speaking of which, I'd pop that pill just to, you know, yeah, the brand. But you've seen it. If you've been on PornHub, yeah, it's a little like, it rhymes with you. I can't even think of the name, honestly. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. No. Oh, yeah. Um, come on, hit me. What up? So your only picture body count? Hold on. What's your body count? Hold on a second. I'm curious. Oh, you're putting me out? No, I'm just, I'm nervous to talk about this. Let me says, do you want me to take a guess? No, I do. Just like, I feel like guys find out a girl is in porn or she does OnlyFans or like, oh, I want to make sure that like she's experienced and she's had like 95 dicks and like, you know. So I, I haven't. What guy thinks that? Like all, all the guys? No, I mean, that's what they want. They want. No, they want like gangbangs. Okay. Oh, so like a viewer standpoint? Yeah. But like a guy's attractive to like naiveness and innocence? Some are. But if I feel like if you're going for a porn star, you're subscribing like you just, you know. Anyway, so my body count is seven. Don't judge me. I'm gonna go cry. Honestly. You know what I think? It's dope. Honestly. Before we're my ex-partners, and then three were like random hookups. But they were all like wild, like really crazy. Yeah. So that was in a long-term partnership, like I said, like we had sex under the Eiffel Tower. We did, we did some like interesting things. So I'm slightly experienced. But no, that's cool. Honestly. I, I say to myself, it's like, yes, you are. Yours just so hot. Okay. It's, it's almost a shame that I'm not getting piped down all the time. But in my mind, I'm like, girl, that is this. Wow. Right? She's probably done it all. She's probably had 200 people. For you to say seven, honestly, really? Yeah. Honestly, that's super dope. I respect that. That's cool. Okay, cool. I mean, like, maybe one day it'll get up to like that high. Who knows? I feel like I'm like, I said, I'm like a good girl. I really am. I'm, I'm a relationship girl. I'm like a dirty little in the bedroom with my man. Once I have one, outside of that, pretty much sexless. Focused on me. I feel like that brings the right people towards me as well. When you're just doing your own thing. Um, just promise me one day you'll do is suck your toes, eat your butt. Yes. And we, we have a few other areas to explore, you know? But that's you. Has anyone ever told you you look like somebody? Megan Fox. I get, I, I saw it in the kitchen earlier. But now I'm seeing somebody else. Oh, okay. Um, I get Megan Fox like five times a day. More tattooed than Megan Fox, obviously. Um, yet I almost want you to like say it before I say it. I don't know. That's like the main. I think she's sexy. To what else am I thinking of? But I don't know. Do you see anything? What do you? No, no. Right now, at this very angle, yeah. Everything you're doing. I honest, I see. I see Kim K. Oh, okay. Let's go. Yeah. Yeah. I'll take that. She's hot. Yeah. I'm all with that. Luke, do you think she's hot? Kim Kardashian? Yeah. Yeah. She's got good facial symmetry. That's kind of where I go for it. Yeah. Yep. I don't think she looks like Kim Kardashian right here and where I'm sitting. Yeah. How she's like, she's, I don't know. [Laughter] Um, biggest kink? Come, come for sure. Biggest turn-off? Poor communication. A silent person. Like, I literally went on a Twitter like rampage about this the other day. Um, like, again, if I'm gonna like have sex with somebody, you're gonna know everything I like. You're gonna know what makes me come. You're gonna know. We're gonna talk about it all. I'm gonna be like, hey, you need to come inside me, otherwise like, there's the door. Like, goodbye. Cream pies only. See you in the later. Wow. They're gonna know. And thing. And I found my wife. She said that to me. I feel like I have to go to Cartier. I'll be right back. So yeah, I'm like that. And if my partner is not like that, I'm bored. Like, I don't even want to you if I don't know what you're into. If I don't know what you like, I can't please you. And if I can't please you, I'm not gonna come. Got you. So I need communication. That's my biggest turnout. Do you like winning guys silent? Do you like a guy that is very dominant? Like into where it's like, let me give you an example. If hypothetically dated you, right? We're going out to dinner. I would love to tell you what I want you to wear because I want to be turned on by you all the time. But not only do I want to be turned on, I want every guy that's gonna see you be turned on because that's just gonna drive me nuts because they can't have you. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Do you like when a guy controls you like that? And I'm not saying like all the time. I don't know how to answer. Not like this. In real life, I, I like where I'm covered. You don't know what I look like. Yeah. You, if I'm outside, I'm wearing sweatpants and a 3X. I was worried my favorite. I almost lied because I was like, oh, like I should pretend I'm like a, I like this when I go. No, I'm, I totally hide my body. You don't, you don't get to even look at it. It's my favorite. My favorite looks like some leggings and like a super Lego size hoodie. Yeah. That's still quite too tight. Yeah. Because they're gonna be looking at my body. I'm like, you don't even get a look. Right. Oh, no. But you have like an oversized hoodie that covers your house. Yes. Yeah. That's because it's so cold out, right? Like, there's. I see we're out the other day and these girls had like long t-shirts on. There's like big hoodies on. There's ways you can make it sexy though with no bra, right? But to me, and to me, if I, if I like was dating any of those girls, I'd be like, yo, go out your. I want you to be fully naked underneath. Yes. And just wear that big hoodie. Okay. But see, like, like dating, that's how I am in my personal life. Like I'm very much tomboy. Apart from like, I, I like getting to play both parts of myself. Like I like being feminine, but then I'm also very masculine. I wear like baggy, wear men's clothes, shop at boho man, wear Docs, and that's my style. But if I'm in a relationship and we're like on a date, I'm definitely down to get sex. I mean, look at me, what the. Like what? Like I need to do that. I don't know. I think it's exciting. I just think it's hot. Especially like if girls like they'll wear like a, a dress and let's say they have like knee-high boots, but there's only like this much of skin. Yeah. Drives me insane. Yes. Green. So I don't know if we went out like did a date and you were like trying to control me, but yeah, I mean, you could be like, just don't wear underwear. It's like on date and you know, low cut and whatever. Walk me around. I get that. I do that. I don't know. I just, if I'm, if I'm with you, I want to be turned on by you all the time. Yeah. So I want to please my partners. So if that's what a guy was into, it hasn't happened yet. They're probably intimidated. Yeah. You know what I want to do? Have you seen those ads of like the little app remote controlled vibrator? Oh, yeah. While she's trying to order with the waiter? Yeah, that'd be great. You should do that. You've never done that? No. Why is that shocking to me? I feel like they're like a new thing. Like I've just started seeing that around for a minute. Really? Hmm. I feel like maybe more people are giving it a shot. I don't know. Yeah. I feel like, do normies do that? I feel like that's, you call them normies. I call them sieves. Sibs. Yeah. Like you're just boring. You know, whatever. Boring normal people. Feel like boring people. Well, I, I can't. We can't relate with them as much. We're in the adult industry, so it's just a different vibe. So I feel like those are the people that go to the adult store and get that and they're like, babe, look at this. Oh my God, remote. And they're like, like, but I feel like sex industry people will be like, like, whatever. I'm not done doing a gang bang. I don't know. I mean, I don't know. I mean, it's like, like OnlyFans is really different from porn. Yes, but they collide. Worlds collide. Yes. Take their content there. You know? Yes. Yes. Are you saying just because we're in this industry, you think we've like done it all and everything is just kind of like, it's the craziest sex you've ever had? Like, what's your craziest thing? Wait, I don't know if I'm ready. Luke, you go first. What's the craziest experience you've had, either negative or positive, doing this like being in porn? What like stands out the most? I'll give you a positive and a negative. Okay. Yes. Uh, the craziest, I would say, of course, the Tesla video. That's pretty wild. So that was totally set up. And 100%? Yeah. Okay. I didn't know if that was like an amateur situation. No. Okay. The first time it wasn't. It was amateur. Like she just got in the car. She was super horny. Wow. She like hopped on. That was great. Is it the Tesla that's out front? No, no. Oh, no, no. Tesla's back in Florida. It's gonna go take a photo with it. You know, it's iconic. Okay. Oh, it's nicer than that one. California. You're hitting traffic every second. Yes. I know. There's a few that want to do it. Sky Bree wants to do it. And I was like, I don't know. The Tesla. Yeah. She wants to recreate it. Yeah. And I was like, you got to come to Florida. I'm gonna go and try and do that in LA traffic and be like, bumper to bumper, just keep stopping. What's the worst? Uh, the worst sex or like experience experience in porn with porn? So I, this girl hit me up. She was an OnlyFans creator. She's kind of, kind of popular. Uh, because like I checked out her OnlyFans. I know her. I was like, maybe. I don't know. I don't think you do. Maybe I know some people do. You? Okay. I know. Well, I know like the top girls. We communicate. But I have a very small circle. Um, and she was, uh, she hit me up. And I was like, great. It's gonna be great. It's the worst blow job. It was the worst. The worst sex. It was just, I don't know. It was not good. For some reason, it was not like, I don't know. Maybe I think it was a chemistry thing. Maybe. But like, I don't. You don't need chemistry for porn. I don't feel. No, but you have somebody in a rhythm still. You have. I mean, I have to find the girl attractive. Oh, really? 100%. Have you ever done a scene or have been told to like show up to set and you weren't attracted to somebody? No, because I wouldn't go. I wouldn't accept it. See, I know like nothing about porn. Really. He's the craziest person ever. I'm the pickiest person. So you guys know everyone, every model before you go them. Yeah. You get like a. Yeah. Yeah. But like, I, that's like this was set up. This was an OnlyFans girl. Yeah. She DM me and she's like, hey, you want to shoot OnlyFans content? I was like, yeah, sure. She's like, I need someone that's like actually knows how to shoot OnlyFans content. And I was like, all right, let's do it. And get there. Oh, no. It was weird. Like I get there and like I'm ready to like, like, let's go. I'm here to shoot. Like, let's shoot. Yeah. You know, I'm not really with the vibe. Not my type. I wouldn't hang out with her. But like from a business standpoint, yeah. I make a video with her to sell. God awful. Worst blow job. And I understand. Like, I don't know. I feel bad. It was almost like imagine getting a. Okay. But girls do that. And I don't like. What? No. The would like dry as dry as every time I do that, it makes him look hideous. Yes. Oh my God. Yeah. Like they do not look good. And I understand. I have a big dick. Sure. It might not go all the way in your mouth. But like, you could use some hand. You could just get the head. Yeah. You could make it work. Yes. Like you could try your best, you know? There's you could do. Get to her. And I understand the different like markets with like porn versus OnlyFans. Like OnlyFans, you're good with like a seven to 10 minute video. They're gonna love it. Yeah. Because you should aim for 15 or 20. Yeah. Way better. Um, so like I was her and it was just, I don't know, it just wasn't extending. The longest story, what happened? It was not good. I eventually ended up fake cream tying her. I was like, I was like, look, that's, I feel like that's also setting yourself over to trap. Because I like fake cream pie last night. And the look on her face was like, no, no, no. But I lied to her. You did not. Your fake came. And she caught you. Like she called. I think she didn't call me out, but like she definitely was like, I was like, yeah, it's like a dress. No, but I had an excuse. I actually looked at her and I was like, all right, I'm gonna fake cream pie you. Oh, okay. Because I have a paid scene tomorrow. So I can't come because I'm gonna need a big shot for tomorrow. Who knows? Uh, I don't give a if she knows. She hits me up all the time. I never respond to her because it's just like, I don't wanna. We loved it. I have this rule. If I, if I you for the first time and you can't make me come, I will never you again. No. I got soft inside of her. I was like, this sucks. It wasn't even a me problem. I could get if it's a me problem, but it was like, so I was not turned on by her. That sucks, dude. Nothing was okay. So what's your biggest turn on? Yours is, I mean, yeah, I got a lot. Big time. You're like, where's my list? It's long. How much time? It really depends on like who that chick is and what she's into. But yeah, what is your biggest? Yeah, biggest other than big boobs, you know? Oh, I love it. Turned on. I love blues. Um, I love light-colored eyes. Like like seeing when I see my dick, like a girl like kind of like gasping for air from choking. Yes. On like, and I love the sounds. Yeah. Looking up at me like nodding her head when I say like, you like suffocating yourself with that dick? Like she's nod her head. Yeah. Call her good girl. Yeah. Uh, cream pies. Favorite. No, they're real. I say it all the time. Cream pies are my favorite. Love it. Yeah. Uh, I, how I said earlier, if I'm a girl, either like cowgirl, like missionary, and like she's kind of like, I don't really care about like neck kisses or anything, but it's something with the using both senses of like touch and hear and like like everything. It's like, but like I feel how wet their tongue is. Yeah. And I could like hear it, but I also feel it just get my dick so hard. I don't know what it is, but like, yeah, I guess it's like a little like it shows like shivers through my whole body. Wet. See, I hate it. Yeah. When it gives you. What if he lifts my ear? Like if he's like, you know, like nibble on the earlobe? I'm like, yeah. I really like biting. Yeah. I like playful biting. Yeah. Uh, but yeah, if a girl's just tell me to use her. I like slapping, spitting in their face. Yeah. Like, you know, BDSM, but not like the crazy end of BDSM. I'm definitely into that. So to answer your question, because I'm an agent, I don't really too much on camera other than like what I do for this podcast. Yeah. But if we were to like talk personal life, best experience sex-wise? Yes. Victoria's Secret dressing room. What dope as 2008. Sports. Whatever. It's when I lost my virginity in a Victoria's Secret dressing room. It was your first time? It's my first time ever. Guys were allowed in the dressing room back then. They actually like encouraged it. Like the employees would be like, oh, hey, your girlfriend. Yeah. Yeah. Go with her. With her. Wow. So that's probably the best. Wireless? Two minutes. Two minutes. Maybe less than that. So I have the same experience. Yeah. Well, I dated a girl that used to be excited. You're going there. Rock hard. Like, oh my gosh, it's happening. You had to, you know, be quick or be not. I don't give it whatever. But I mean, that's just that's a rush right there. Yeah. Like, there's just people on the other side of the curtain. Yeah. You know, so I don't know. When I was dating a girl, not the, what's the other brand for Victoria's Secret? Pink. Pink. I was dating a Pink model. And we went to New York for like a photo shoot. There was like 30 girls there. And all that stuff before like she went on like she had like her bathing suit on. And like before like she went out to like on the runway. Not, it was like a photo shoot. Okay. Makeup already done. Bathing suit on. And we just like went into like a closet. Almost like a little storage closet. Like her. Two minutes. Center out there. Wow. Actually, you know what? Hold on. Now that we're talking, how she goes, now that you're saying closets. Um, hold on. I got one. I think I explained this to you. Stories. Yes. I think I explained this to you. So, um, I went to Vegas. Probably this is, I want to say like last year. And I'm walking around the Hard Rock. And there's girls that also. No, not the Hard Rock. Playing on Hollywood. I was just making a sexual pun. That's cool. That's cool. But I always get those two confused. Playing Hollywood. And I'm walking around the casino. It's probably like three in the morning. And this girl comes up to me. And she's got like a mask on. It was still doing like math times. Yeah. She walks and she walks past me and she's like, you want your dick sucked? And I was like, you told me. And I was like, how much? And she's like, follow me. And I literally follow her. And we go up the elevator into this random hallway into this random boiler room. Oh my God. And it just happened. Puts the condom on and just started doing going to town. Okay. Wait. So, yeah, jobs with the condom? I mean, obviously she was a lady of the night. But I asked her. I was like, I was like, yo, how do you like, how do you know about this place? And she was like, you think this is my first time, sweetie? I was like, look, I don't give a. This is hot. Like paying a hundred dollars. Yeah. Here's your hundred dollars cash after. That's it. Was it really? It's like, I think it was like 200. I want. I think I gave her like 200 bucks. She promised me like way more. But I was like, just loving it. That I'm honestly more amazed that you could get hard with like, if a girl's sucking my dick with a condom. I mean, I don't think. Okay. That's what I was like. I don't have to get hard, but how does that even feel? Deal. It sucks. But like, to me, it's like, it's the, it's the, it's what's going on. Like situations going up an elevator. Yeah. Some random ass floor. You just open up this random closet. Anyone there was like closet us. And then there was another door to wherever that went. And I was like, yo, what if someone comes through there? She's like, sweetie, it's four in the morning. No one's coming through. Yeah. Yeah. Something like that. But it's such a rush. I always like forget. Like I don't forget, but like it clicks. It doesn't really register right away. But like when we go to like the strip clubs and all that, and all the strippers like come up and like solicitate you and like, yo, like let's go to like the back room. Five, seven hundred dollars. Five hundred, seven hundred. Yes. I'm just like, in my head, I'm just like, one, I, I'm spoiled. I mean, I porn stars. The hottest. But men are like jacking off to them, fantasizing over. So I'm never gonna hate a stripper. But it's like, in my head, it's just like, there's a lot of guys that don't get. So like a lot of guys must be doing this or something like that. But like, I'm not gonna. I don't wanna go a girl for five minutes with a condom. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I kind of like the grimy vibe to it. But I think, yeah, what it is, is the situation. Yeah. Yeah. But it's like, I don't know. I, I don't know if, if just walking again. I don't, how do I say this? Uh, I didn't initiate. I'm just walking through the casino. And that's like, and a girl coming up to me and seeing me or whatever, whether she thinks I'm attracted for not being like, go let me suck her dick. Okay. Well, when we were in Vegas last time, they were all coming up to you. Yeah. Everyone got walked by. I attract the host. I don't know. Yeah. You're attractive. Exactly. I don't know. I mean, like, all come up, dude. And he's with all of them. Well, because you work for Hussy, correct? And that's one of the biggest. I think we're one of the biggest porn agencies. Here, I would say it's the biggest. 100%. Models. There you go. Yeah. How does that work? So like, as an agent, you find talent? Yep. You sign them? Yep. You get a percentage of their? So I work for you. So hypothetically, I sign Ashley. Right. He's a better name for you. Luke is Ashley good? What's the one you just signed that I sent you? Huh? Taylor. Yeah. Okay. Sign Taylor. Who's Taylor? Right. I work for her. Whatever she wants to do. If she's open to this, we do that. If she's not open to that. If she's not open to it, we don't book her. That is that like four cool scenes? Like full porn production? Yeah. So my job is to literally make sure that everything she does is legitimate. Keep all the real companies close. Keep the away. Um, but she's in control. She creates her own schedule. So Taylor's like, yo, I want to go to Florida from March 5th to the 12th. Cool. I take those dates, blast it out there, get her work. And she's contracted. So she can't work with any other agency. Correct. Correct. Any other like, any paid work would go through me. But that's mainly like, and I try to tell all models. It's like, and I get it because it's like, let's say I had you sign, right? And I don't know, Bang Bros send you a DM, yo, we want to, we want to book you. You could go and do it yourself. And God forbid something bad happens, for some reason, protection, and you want to come crying to me, oh, hey, I went and did this shoot and this happened. They didn't pay me my rate or anything like that. What the do you want me to do? I didn't know about it. You know? So that's what I just try to say. Like, look, my job is literally to have your back. God forbid something bad happens. No one wants to deal with an agent at the end of the day. Yeah. No one wants to get called out on social media. Everyone's afraid of getting canceled. But I, when I first became an agent, I was very, I don't want to say soft, but I was soft. Like I was getting walked over a little bit because I was like, ah, yeah, you know, just whatever. Now, six years later, you don't want to get on the phone with me. Yeah. I will you the out. And I will like, you'll hate it. You'll hate it. Yeah. But that, you know, the models appreciate that. You know, they're like, gives a. So interesting. Yeah. What about their own personal stuff? Like if they have an OnlyFans, are they allowed? That's all you. That's all. You get no card. It's all just the porn. But porn is great as well. Like if you do porn, it can help you with OnlyFans. Yeah. I mean, we, I, I can't say too much on it because it's still like, it's literally about to, it's still in motion. But we're working with, uh, uh, there's a rapper and it's a TV series. That's a big rapper. A rapper that may have, you'll, you would know him. He's like, I can't talk about it. You would know him. I just, I, my bad, I legally can't say anything right now. Um, but he's a rapper and there's doing a TV show about him. And they had reached out to us. They were like, yo, they typed like porn on Google and Hussy popped up. So I was like, sick. Got on the phone. So now two of my models are like, the two main characters in this show. It's kind of like a little, you know, Little Dicky. No, you should. You know, no, he's like a rapper. It's like the worst name he could have chose. So it may be real Little Dicky. Come on. I have a little. Should have been big Dicky. You would know if I played a song, you would know. But there was a TV show based around that. This is kind of another rapper doing the same thing. Yeah. Um, and that's going to be on like either Netflix or Hulu. So to take a porn industry girl, yeah, and put her into Netflix. Yeah. That's really cool. You know, like they're not just a porn star at that point. They have acting skills. And that's where they got hired. Okay. So porn talk. Real quick about videos. Okay. So the girl gets paid for the video, correct? And the male talent obviously get paid. What about royalties? Nope. Nope. Nope. Interesting. But I mean, the way that I tried it, only per video. And there's no. But they can they sell the video on their own platforms. That's why I don't shoot. I won't accept like a pro booking probably ever again. Yeah. Well, yeah, I mean, for sure because I figured out like I go to set and you think like it's a 30-minute video. You're on time for like eight to 10 hours. Whoa. But like, not everyone can do that though. Yeah. So you got to have a work ethic. You got to know what you're doing. You got to be educated in certain places. People don't have the two. That's what it. Yeah. They don't. Yeah. And the porn is the good. It's a good entrance point. Um, for some girls if you want to do that. And it's, it could help you build your own brand. Yeah. Yeah. So now that's why I'm set up to earn passive income. So if it's on the internet, I'm gonna earn passive income forever from it. So now that's why I've set myself up to whenever I want to walk away from this. That's the funniest thing. When people always ask like, what are you gonna do when you're old? It's like, well, I'll probably have my own management company, first of all, with my experience. And then the second thing is like, we have all this content. Yeah. What do you think we're gonna do with it? I have content from years ago that I can sell until I die. Right? You know, and watch me be 80 selling these few pics. I swear to God, there's an audience. There's a market, baby. And I will tap the in. Yo, I, I had a foot site. A lot of people that watch this, that would be your thing. Um, I had a foot site. It was doing really good. It was just foot jobs. You know, we got out of feet Sundays. So every Sunday, I'd upload a video of girls just bananas, strawberries, whatever. And then licking it off their feet. You went to messy stuff like that. Like, yeah, like like food. Yeah. But don't like go walk around the dirt. Random dirty. No, that you're asking for like Hep C at that point. Yeah. It's not. Um, but food though. Yeah. You step in a banana, some ice cream, strawberries. Look the out of that. I feel like that should be my first experiences. That your feet. I should have like a bit more. But you know, amazing. Are you ever gonna do, uh, uh, full porn? Not a full porn, but like, are you ever gonna release like a boy girl on OnlyFans? It's like, you know, I haven't. You said earlier you haven't got it. Yeah. Um, I probably will. So it'd be like me and a partner. Gotcha. Like, there's, there's, I feel like there's three niches of OnlyFans. They're solo. There's girls that their partner and make partnered content. Yeah. With their their husbands or whatever. And then there's like full-on porn. And they just do everything. I would be in that section. I'd probably just do solo or with my partner. Dope. Yeah. Out of me and this guy right here, with everything that we have said on this entire pod, getting to know the both of us, who is more your type or that you're like into? Well, you. Because you like, you just talked about rough. And yeah, that's very much my. That's cool. My thing as well. That's cool. I really knew that. I was just say it. I already knew that. Yeah. I just wanted her to say it. I don't think that Luke is. No, like, like throw me against the wall and destroy me. You know, like that's more my vibe. That you could watch. Uh, but I know. Yes, it is. And I know he does that. But yeah, you didn't. You didn't probably. That's so dope. That's so dope. That's right. He never gets one. I'll let him get this one. No, that's cool. That's cool. You have different co-hosts as well. Um, yeah, so I mean, I like to, so like obviously, hopefully you're having a great time on here. Best time. This is my first podcast. Next time I come out here, uh, if there's someone that you would like to interview, we would, we would do what me and him are doing to you. We love that. Honestly, I have everything that you're saying. I've had like four different ideas run through my head. We'll talk about it off camera. Yeah. Um, and see if we can make it happen for like your fans. Yeah. I, yeah, you said something like 20 minutes ago that sparked like a cool idea. But say it off camera before you know. Yeah. I think it'd be fun. Hilarious. And hilarious. Oh, wow. You're thinking. Yeah. Interesting. Do you have any other questions for myself and him? I was thinking scenes like the age and stuff. Okay. But I asked that. I feel like we covered that. I don't know. Porn is just really fascinating to me. What's your favorite porn site? All right. Okay. I'm gonna out myself. It's cool. This is not, it's not a porn site. But when I go to masturbate, I literally do like log on to OnlyFans and I do like my work. But it is a part of play for me. I do that. And then I also subscribe to creators and I masturbate to their content. I buy their content. I'm a consumer. Nice. Um, but my thing right now is like, I have a burner name. Like it's like John Doe. Oh, okay. On a cam, like on ChatterBait. And I watch. That's so hot. And I, and I only get off on like live streams. That's cool. It's like no idea. Yeah. I just, I, because it's also, especially the boy girl scenes, the guys are less, um, they're more vocal. And like that's a big turn on for me. Like the guys on ChatterBait in porn, I feel like they're like so quiet. It's all about the girl. But like, I need to hear vocalization. A lot of the porn sites really focus on the girls. Yeah. And I need a little bit of both. You don't go on tube sites at all? It's just all honestly for the past like year, it's literally just Chaturbate. Chaturbate, sponsor me. That's cool. Yeah. And I like tip them and everything. So I try to. Yeah. And they have no idea. Like imagine if they knew it was me and I was like masturbating to them. They got some Russian girl and some popped up like things. Thank you, John Bell. And I watch. I watch boy girl on there. That's like my thing. But if I'm watching like real porn, uh, I don't even know. I like watching anal a lot. But I've never done anal. So I don't know what I like. The gaping of it. Yeah. Like I don't want to see it like 20 inches wide. That doesn't turn me on. Like, no, no. What turns you on about? Because I've never done it. So I think there's a curiosity there. And it's like tight. And I know that that's pleasurable for the guy. And it's nice to just see a girl like getting railed in the ass. I don't know. It's hot. Is it especially if she's petite? Does it, does it turn you on if it's like uncomfortable for her? Yes. Pain. I love that. I love that.

I think I have. I watched one of the podcasts and you guys were talking about this. You were, it was one of your fetishes and you were scared to say it. Yeah, and you were like, "I don't know if I can say this." Yeah, that's tough on YouTube, you know, you have to like be cautious. I have the same one. It's hard.

R: Yeah, yeah. I have the same. Yes. So the girl last night that I bought, I had a girl last night. She will only do anal. Harder, right? Yeah. Like, but it's, but she, she's also the type of girl where it's like, "I don't want to have anal today." But you don't know if that's an open. You don't know if it's like, you. So because like, are you telling me because she does? She was so confusing. It was getting me washed. She doesn't give a [ __ ]. So it's like, you could tell. You could tell me, "Yo, Ryan, we're not gonna do it," and I'm gonna [ __ ] do it. She's gonna end up liking it because she likes the just, she likes getting [ __ ] hard. Hard. Wow. You know?

Is there, but it even went further than that. We'll just wait for that episode to come out. I mean, I don't know why this one's coming out, but yeah, it is so [ __ ] intense. But when you talk like that to me, yeah, the trigger, it's just like, I've never done that, but like, that is just so. I love an open mind. Yeah. Immediate yes. Like, and it sucks because I've, I've locked so many of these experiences like that I fantasized about. Like, I don't even know how I'd. Like, my last partner, he like loved me. He was my ex-partner. I use that instead of boyfriend. He like loved me and he just couldn't [ __ ] me in the way that I needed to be [ __ ]. No.

Oh, I see. I love [ __ ] them. And then like, like [ __ ] them like yesterday's scene. And then, but if it's someone I'm emotionally connected with, after, yeah, like I'll like, like softly, like rub their cheeks, make sure they're okay. Yeah. Aftercare. Yeah. Yeah.

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So bored. I, it literally ruined the relationship. I broke up with him. Yeah. I can't do this. You're too soft with me. Yeah. I need like energy, baby. I need to bring it. And so that's one of the things I, I definitely am down and fantasized about. Yeah. I mean, I, going off that girl's conversation, it's like, I asked her, I was like, "Is it like a trust thing?" And her response was, "Has nothing to do with trust. Like, she just, whatever the [ __ ] happens, happens." Some people like, "Are you, is it a trust thing? You like rough [ __ ]?" Yes. But I, I like, I don't really [ __ ] outside of relationships, right? So like, yeah. I mean, of course, we'd have trust. And there's, I'm also big about testing. Like, of course, crazy, fully psychotic, don't have herpes, don't have oral herpes. I have nothing. Okay. Clean as a whistle. My partner before I [ __ ] anyone would have to be fully tested and I'd need it. Paperwork and everything, right? [ __ ] got you. So that's a big thing for me too, which is why I do what I do instead of all the other stuff. Got you.

It's scary. So even though, I mean, well, I know talent gets tested, but it's just, it's scary. The more, the more partners, the more risk, too, right? Herpes is not actually tested in porn, which is why I don't do it. Really? It's like, half the world has that [ __ ]. I don't, I [ __ ] know. I'm trying to say no. You don't. I don't think you could. 100. No, you don't. Because you really can only test for it unless you're having an outbreak. If you're having an outbreak, well, you've lied. And you tell them that you're having an outbreak. No. And then they swab it. Yeah. But you, it won't show up unless you're having an outbreak. Yeah. Unless you're having an outbreak. But you, it could be inside you. It could be dormant. It could be like, someone told me it could be inside my penis. No, like inside the shaft. Like inside. Like you don't have to have an out, like an outside outbreak. Like it could be all the way up next to yourself, what you're saying. And you would never know. Yeah. That you're even having an outbreak. All right. And then someone also told me that it's spreadable if a girl's on her period. So I cut period sex. Yeah. Because all fluids is like the biggest. HIV, really, is transmitted through cum, right? Isn't it? Like, you, isn't it? No, it's like, you have to have fluids. It's either HIV is blood. Yeah. But then like, no, I think it's cum because I mean, I, I read it. I don't know. Obviously, I'm not a [ __ ] doctor. None of us are. But I even read an article saying that you can get herpes from cum. But it's like, I got a hell of friends that have it. Yeah. And they, and they know because they've had outbreaks, right? Yeah. Yeah. Is that how you know that you have it? I mean, yeah, that's how you know you have it. Yeah. I'm scared. Unless you get tested. And it's like, I had a, I had a homie of mine, uh, negative. But and I've never really. Not that big of a deal. You're overthinking it. Half the population has it. Yeah. I mean, if you had chickenpox, you got it. Like, that's a, that's a form of it. Shingles. Like, if you're, yeah. They say even like a cold or, yeah. Look at the end. I got hella friends that have it, you know? And I try to, and I'm not trying to bring on your anything like that, but there, there are sometimes people that will like get into porn and six months later they get it and they're like, "Oh, you know, [ __ ] you, [ __ ] you." And it's like, well, first off, you've been testing every 14 days for the last six months. You're telling me you never looked at your test once and saw that that was not tested? Me as an agent, and when I sign someone brand new, I'm like, "Look, this is, this is porn. It's not tested. You cool with it?" "Cool with it." "All right, cool. We're gonna move forward. If you're not cool with it, yo, all good. Only fast. Let me know when you change your mind." You know? But if you're going to be a sex worker and sex is your way of making money, it's going to happen. It might not happen. Applaud you if it doesn't happen. Yeah. But it's probably going to happen. But at the end of the day, it doesn't change you if you do have it. Yeah. You're still you. You know? It's, and lots of friends that. And I will say this. I will say this. And I speak on it because I do have friends that have it. When they first got it, they said that it made them feel like the biggest monster. Right? Like, no, no. I know. But I'm just going to bed for them. And I watch them. People like, "Man, like, you know, I feel like a monster. Nobody [ __ ] wants me." And I told him, I said, "Yo, if somebody is gonna talk to you like that, then you don't deserve them. They don't deserve you." 100%. You. If someone looks past. We're talking about how. Yes. Right, guys? Yeah. I mean, half the. You Google how many people. You know, it's like, it's literally half. It's wild. Sorry, I'm not trying to like go. Whatever. No, that's. I feel like not a lot of people know that it's not tested in our world, you know? So like, hella [ __ ] girls and guys all the time are like, "Hey, I want to get into porn, but like, I have it. Am I not accepted?" Now, [ __ ] no. Come on in. Yeah. It's like, stiff. It's like the major players that could really like cause damage, right? HIV. Yeah. Syphilis. Yeah. That's all tested. 100%. Yeah. Yeah. Well, and even the STIs get tested. You can't shoot on it. There's this new one that's supposed to be going. Yeah. The micro con, whatever the [ __ ]. I feel like from what Google says, not even an STD. It's like a bacteria thing. Yeah. But people are good. People are thinking it's like crazy. Yeah. I don't know. And it's just another thing that's probably been around for [ __ ] 100 years. Everyone probably has it. Just now they're getting like, people in the industry that I swear to God, really put sure in this area. I mean, dick every day now. Uh, this year, the [ __ ], they introduced the, the throat and the anal swabs for chlamydia and gonorrhea. Before that, like, I didn't even [ __ ] know you could get that in your household. Yeah. That's wild. So that's a new thing now? Yeah. No, that was a big thing. Oh, we gotta pay [ __ ] fifty dollars more to get all this. So does that come out? Like, you guys have to pay out of pocket for the test? Yeah. Yeah. Stop. But I mean, there's this new testing facility called Clear. And they, they [ __ ] on talent testing. Yeah. They make everything really affordable. Nice. Clear started out of um, Miami. They just opened up shop here in in LA. Yeah. There you go. There you go. They care so much about the talent pool that my respect for them is through the [ __ ] roof. Yeah. If God forbid, they [ __ ] up on a test, which they have never, applaud them. But God forbid they do, hey, you get a full refund. Test is on us. You get to spin this wheel that if it lands on an airplane, yeah, they give away AirPods. They give away free panels. They just want to bring in all the talent. They just like, I mean, money. Everyone in the industry. I mean, they're competing against someone that's literally, there's been one testing facility for all of porn. Yeah. So now they have to compete with that. So they're like, regular. It's regular business. They're gonna lose money in the beginning. Yeah. To eventually. I mean, [ __ ] they just came up with a new thing, which is just amazing, where you just pay a monthly membership. The monthly one's great, like $3.99 bucks, and you can test as many times you want that month. No other [ __ ] testing me would be like, "Yes." Because if you test twice, that's like $440 right there. Yeah. And getting tested twice a month, one time, $220 with the new swabs. Yeah. It used to be $170, but now it's $220. But you're also getting the results the next day, sometimes same day. Yeah. But if you go to like Planned Parenthood or like Urgent Care, you ain't getting that for like, oh, you gotta wait in line two days, five days. Yeah. So it's like, you're paying to get that too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. Okay. I don't know. But this [ __ ] fascinating. Yeah. The behind the scenes of porn. It's a lot. It's a lot. I mean, it's really safe in the out, like a lot of people think it's like, you know, no, it's professional. I mean, you go to set, you, you do your thing, and you know, have you ever encountered people that ever? You're smiling. I, I don't know what you're going to say. I don't know. Have I ever encountered people like, like really awful on set? All the time. Like, how? And in what ways? Attitudes? Professionalism? I think I've heard it from both stories too. I've heard it from girls. I've heard it from guys. Yeah. Experienced it. Is there a mandatory requirement for you? Uh, when I was in mainstream, I did not accept new girls, mostly because I knew it would be a much longer day because they weren't familiar with the process. And God forbid, if it was an acting line, they'll be [ __ ] giggling. "Could we redo it?" "Like, [ __ ] say your line, let's go home." Oh my God. I'm saying scenes where you have to perform like the role play [ __ ] just full on. [Laughter] No, no, no. I'm like, incest. Yeah. Oh, okay. Anything that's awesome skyrockets on PornHub during the holidays. Yeah. I bet. Yeah. It's like, I watched their statistics every year. I like read it. I study it. It's like marketing material. And I'm like, every year. And it's like, the holidays, all the [ __ ] because they're guys are sitting at these like tables with their families thinking about [ __ ] their stepsisters, you know? It's happening. And then they go into their bedrooms at that parents' house, their stepsisters in the [ __ ] other room, they're jerking off thinking about [ __ ] her. I just like, [ __ ] up. [ __ ]. I'm sorry. I'm not even [ __ ] sorry. [ __ ] you. No, like, you let me know if you ever need tags or titles for PornHub. I have an assistant. He's great. She runs it. But I go on their, uh, back end. And just, I'm a computer science major. So I go, "Let's go, porn star." I got thrown into porn. I never needed porn. There you go. Yeah. Nice. Professional poker. Five years. I could go on and off. You just let me know. You let me know what interests you. You let me know. You can give me the right answer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But those are all true. But got it. Hmm. You got any dark fantasies? She went through them a little bit. I feel like the chain to the bed one is definitely like, could just go more from there, you know? I feel like that's the starting point. That could be where she, uh, loses her anal virginity. Yeah. I, I fantasize about that a lot. Do you like reading? Uh, so this is just, just got into this, right? Because someone I'm talking to, that's what they masturbate with. It's reading material. Oh, I did erotic poetry recordings. I wrote. I wrote one the other day. You did? I would love for you to read it. Okay. I'd be down. Yeah. No, I did my first, like, years in the industry. I did erotic poetry recordings. I wrote my own erotic poetry. I recorded my voice. It was about on Patreon. This was like way back. It was a big hard art. Like, I'll let you read it. Okay. Yeah. Wow. And I kind of like made it where, like, she was her and the story, and the guy was me because it was for her. You go all out. Yeah. Do you get horny while you're writing your [ __ ]? Yeah. No. Where do you take inspiration? That was my first time writing it. I know, like, are you like, it was a fantasy? Like, it? No, I wasn't really. I mean, a little bit maybe because like, I have an emotional connection with the person. Yeah. Uh, so like thinking about like, if she like, like CNC, like if she like signed up for this. Yes. 100%. I'd do the whole thing. Wait, she likes it though? Yeah. But you guys haven't role play? Do you? What's your, what's your go-to role play? Like, if you could, um, if you could get your done. One. Never. To be honest, I'm trying to think. I really am. I don't, don't think I ever have. No. Definitely not with the outfits. I feel like that's too, too like scripted. And I feel like I'm at work, you know what I mean? Like, if I'm [ __ ], I want to have like, real sex. I want it to be like, yeah. But eventually, if I had a partner and he was like, "Yeah, let's do a little role play." Maybe. But I don't think I'd be putting on a maid costume. I think I'd want to role play like a set of tattoo shop and you tattooing me and all of a sudden we just. Oh my God. There's a girl. She's like, "Sorry, I cut you." Awful. But she heavily tattooed. Tattoo scene getting her [ __ ] tattooed. And then they [ __ ] her. I know who. I know who it is. [ __ ]. I know. I know who it is. We know who it is. No, I, I just can't think of the name. If I Google it, it'll come up right away. But I know what you're saying. It's like on the Hub. 140. Yeah. That's a good episode. Really. It's the longest episode. This is the longest one. My favorite episodes. Know nothing about you. Yeah. Normally I'm just like, kind of a [ __ ]. Hour go by already. So I could [ __ ] her. Nice. And now it's like, all right, ask me something crazy. What's the craziest thing that come to your mind? Or ask him or whatever. Have you ever been with a guy? Never. Ever. There was a point in my life where I thought I was gay. And that was in high school. Hold up. And reel that back. Yeah. It's cool. Yeah. No, I don't. Uh, I used to be really, um, I think it's the first time I ever said on this podcast, truthfully. Um, I don't know. I'm confident with who I am now. I know like, I'm [ __ ] 33. I would never, you know, nothing like that. Um, but yeah, there was, uh, when I was in high school, I had like no friends. Yeah. And when I got my first friend, we hung out all the time. And for like, a good time, I was like, "I don't know if I'm like attracted to him or like, I've just never had a friend." And the next day, I like after that thought, actually, I go to gym class. This [ __ ] slaps my ass and was like, "Yo, Ryan, can't wait to hang out like this weekend." And I was like, "Dude, don't you ever [ __ ] touch my ass. Ever." Okay. I was like, "Wait, I like this." Yeah. So no, that's, um, we still remain friends. But I told him, I was like, "Yo, dog, like, was that like a joke or like, what the [ __ ] was that?" He was, he gay? He always thought. He said he opened up later that he found me very attractive. And I was like, "Look, dude, I don't give a [ __ ]. Forget it or not, but like, you know that I'm not like that." And he's like, "She never thought about." I was like, "Look, I can't say I've never not thought about it because I was very unsure." Yeah. But then the second you touched my ass, that was like, you are straight. Yeah. And you know. Yeah. So, um, knocked out fast. Yeah. My first sexual experience ever was with a girl. And I feel like every girl might say that. Like, "Oh, you made out with my bestie at a party." No, no. I'm talking about like, we were eating each other's [ __ ], like the whole thing. The whole thing. And we were obviously younger. And her parents found out about it and like banned her and I from seeing each other. Like, my parents didn't give a [ __ ]. But hers were super. I don't think we targeted. So are your bi? I'm definitely bi. Yeah. I'm like, mostly I'm very attracted to women, but obviously attracted to men as well. Yeah. Like, we have all, we have also. I mean, we had Indica the other. Yeah. Yeah. I saw episode. Some of it. It was it was crazy. Is she the only one in the industry that's like that's really? I'm sure there's no. I'm sure there is. But being open about it. I'm sure she's one of, yeah. The few. A lot of girls don't go open about it because, yeah, I don't want to work with them, you know? But she don't give a [ __ ]. She's the type of girl. She only got to work like four times. Yeah. She kills it. She kills it. Yeah. She's great. Yeah. No, I swing. I definitely swing both ways. I've dated both. Oh, you dated both? What type of girl do you go after? Girls like me? Like, I like more feminine, feminine girls. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. That's more my thing. But my psychic saw me marrying a girl. I have like a psychic. She's my life advisor. Yeah. She saw me marrying a girl. And then I did another reading with her like six months later. And then she's like, "No, I see you back to Matt." Now. And I was like, "That's not me." I'm very lucky. The reading she did was probably just like when I was like deep into women and just like in my thing. But yeah, I get off on both. So sometimes I don't know. Whatever. Then. No offense. You really believe in psychics? Oh my God. Yeah. [ __ ] dude. Yeah. I went to such a waste. Size. No, no. Like, oh my God. She. I send her name. Names. She'll give me information back. She's been critical to a lot of things. I wasted like $80 on something. You just haven't had a good psychic. I'm telling you. Need. Went to a psychic once. She said I was gonna have three kids with my ex. Boy, was she wrong? Completely wrong. I'll give you my contact for my girl. This woman was like, so she like flips a card over. She's like, "Yeah, so your mom's upset." Oh, totally different. It's different. Like, it's [ __ ] her too because she sucked. Yeah. She was like, "Your mom's depressed." I was like, "My mom's my best friend. She's [ __ ] tatted on my arm." Oh, well, your, your dad's emotional. Well, my dad's [ __ ] raped. That's what you have to look out for when they're super vague like that. Yeah. They're like, "Are you having a bad day?" It's like, "Yeah, [ __ ]. That's why I'm [ __ ] hiring you." Like, yeah. Do the reading. And she'll just be like, "So I guess I've never been to a psychic." Terror. Yes. My bad. Well, like, Tarot is in the world. Like, I read Tarot. I have like premonition streams. Like, I, I like dabble into the dark arts. And whatever. There's psychics. There's mediums. And then there's Tarot card readers. And then there might be psychics and mediums that read Tarot cards. And they use that as a tool to help. But there's a lot of [ __ ] Tarot card readers that don't have any abilities. And they just lay out cards and go, "Yeah, okay, this is what's happening." But if you get a medium, that means like, they're talking to like past loved ones. And yeah. I've met a medium before. That is. Imagine having sex with a medium. Like, what? I, I wonder like, there must be like a deep soul bond connection moment that might happen. Or what if she could just read your mind and like, who knows when you're gonna come or something? I don't know. I've only met. Putting it on my list. That I want to have sex with a medium. Now I need that. I'll explain it all off camera because I don't wanna. It's kind of like a long one. But yeah. I will say I met a medium once. And I could probably cry right now if I explained it because it is so [ __ ] holy [ __ ]. That every time I do say it, I feel like no one believes me. I thought you didn't believe. I've met a medium. I've never met a psychic. Okay. Better than you know the difference. Yeah. You know, in a [ __ ] Tarot [ __ ]. I'll give you a good reading. Yeah. You know. Yeah. I could do that for you. Dope. Dope. Well, I think we're, uh, where can everyone find you? Um, onlyfans.com/afterdarkwillow. You can find me on Instagram and Twitter at After Dark Willow as well. I do ASMR and PornHub. Subscribe to me. Yeah. Do you think you'll ever talk? Do you think you'll do ASMR on YouTube also? Or I did. And the videos, they do monetize me. They were getting like a lot of views, hundreds of thousands of views. And all of all of it was demonetized. My conversions were awful. For what? For OnlyFans? Well, you gotta, you gotta. You can't put OnlyFans in the description. Yeah. It's just the link, like the Snipfeed link or whatever. But you go, all my socials are below. And then when they started getting demonetized, they just said, "[ __ ] it." I'll put it in my video. Like, let's see. It's, it's so hard to make money on YouTube. It's just, it's hard. You can do that on PH. I mean, yeah. So I do ASMR, our porn reaction videos. I watch porn. If you want to watch me watching porn, they're actually really fun for me. And I talk a lot about this, like what turns me on or like, they'll do something in the scene. I'm like, "Oh, this is like, I like this." You know, or whatever. And I talk about all that. That's cool. And it's monetized. So we love that. Platforms that actually support their creators. Those are my platforms. That's awesome. Willow, I appreciate you so much for coming on this project. This was a [ __ ] blast. This is a black, probably the longest episode we've ever had. But like, I am so intrigued. And I feel like we, I feel like we spoke about a lot, but there's still like a whole lot of [ __ ] that I would love to. I like being a little bit of a mystery. Of course. Never fully know. You are welcome anytime. Any on this pod. Um, if you want to bring friends back or want to bring a fan on or whatever. Whoa. What? I'm just saying. It's, it's, it's just. I like interesting. I like, uh, creating a safe space for everybody. Everybody having a good time. So I'd love to come back. Um, you supported us. We might have to support you and subscribe to your OnlyFans. Thank you guys so much for tuning in. If you're not subscribed, please do so. We upload new episodes every single Wednesday. Sex on Saturdays. Go subscribe to her channel. I'm sure it's a [ __ ] great time. I've been throbbing this. Yeah. I've had to put it down a couple times. Yeah. Thank you so much for coming. And I will see you guys next week. Oh my God.