अतरंगी Exit Poll, Akhilesh का पुतला, Raghu Rai & Middle Class के पाखंड पर बतरस | Teen Taal S2 Ep 154

Three Tal presented by Summer Cool Coolers. Whoever's face was peeled inside and a naive pigeon emerged, danced, and a peacock emerged. Gulzar wouldn't have written it, it was that scoundrel's. No, Rahul Gandhi. Oh brother, tell the truth, it won't happen. A naive pigeon danced, and a peacock emerged. No, you have peeled this country. How can we peel the country? This is not within our jurisdiction. Okay. How do you eat onions? With my mouth. No, where will you eat from? Forget the exit polls. Whose is it? The rooster. Whose is it? The rooster. Whose is it? The rooster. In a protest, one should always remember that we either protest or demonstrate. Very Latif. Latif. That's my uncle's name. That's my uncle's name too. Oh brother, but stop. You're taking the whole universe to your village. You left in a car, and bananas are being sold. Oh, that scoundrel should be killed, even saying that, blow them away. You've completely finished in a 10-minute interval. So this is hypocrisy, both those who were inside and those who are outside. We are all hypocrites. Modi ji won't win this time. No, on the contrary, I am giving the price. He won't increase the price, brother. Oh, I am giving it with an increased price. Don't bet on Bengal. It's a land of black magic. I have chosen you. You also choose me, choose, choose, choose. Listen, madam, listen. Your elder brother has now left it. But even now, sometimes he speaks like this behind me. Oh, Sonchay called. I have a very old connection with him too. Not Sonbhadra, but the demands of the new era. Placing cheeks on strangers' lips. Oh my, he's shy as if talking about popular merit. Do you know Hani Amir? Harni Amir, no, no, Hani, Hani brother, whoever knows what they know, Haniya, no, you have dissed, dissed. So the middle class is the king. Applause, wow, wow. Namaste, Namaste, Ram Ram, and the entire tradition of greetings is adorned. But even amidst this decoration, the meaning has unraveled somewhere. The words are in their place, events are happening, but their inner meaning seems to have quietly lagged behind. If you look at the information, it seems like a tired, cheap spectacle is being dragged on for eternity. The scenes and faces change, the voices change, but the essence, the summary, remains the same. A noise that doesn't allow understanding to form, and then the mind searches for those rare, almost extinct pieces of information. Those pieces of information are very good in which a farmer does not curse the weather. Those pieces of information are the best in which a bridge is built and people cross it as they do every day. Those pieces of information are very good in which a train is slightly delayed and no one is impatient. Those pieces of information are very, very good in which a mistake is accepted and forgiveness comes like a true pause. Those pieces of information are very good in which trees are planted and there is no camera. But this rarely happens. Who knows who has overturned the world's closet? Important things have fallen behind, and useless things are displayed in front, shining. What should have been thrown away has been saved, and what should have been kept is being thrown away. Oh, I was just left saying "Oh, oh." Let this series of incomplete reactions and information not seem like a cheap, tired spectacle, but let us abandon the bravado of confronting fire and slowly, patiently, begin to extract meaning from conversation by untangling knots. From this turn, from this effort, we are starting Three Tal Season 2, Episode 154, presented by Summer Cool Coolers with Kamlesh Tau, Asif Khan Shah, and Kuldeep Sardar. Victory, victory, victory. How is it going? Enjoyed it. Very beautiful. You were humming just now. How beautiful? Oh, that's an earworm. Very Latif. Latif is my uncle's name. Although he is not late, Latif. People have strange names. We like it. No, it's written well. The weather is also like this. You've become cool. This thing I heard, Latif, that's my uncle's name. There's a joke in this, right? Once a dacoit enters a house with three or four of his men, with guns and all, and an elderly couple lives there. He grabs the elderly woman, around 65-70 years old. "Hey, old woman, where are the jewels? Tell me where all the jewelry is." "Who are you? What's your name?" "Daughter, my name is Sushila. Leave me." So he says, "Sushila, that's my mother's name," and lets her go. Then he grabs the old man. "Hey, tell me where the jewels are. What's your name? Who are you? Where is all the loot?" He says, "Son, our name is Gajodar, but people lovingly call us Sushila." How about that? But the weather here is a coincidence. We are shooting Three Tal right now. Outside, it's great. Tau and I just went for coffee. It was perfectly cool, like Summer Cool. By evening, when the message comes, when all the water... Yes, the coolers were turned off. Yes, a little while ago, it was running here with a strong breeze. This cool air felt nice and cold. I was shrinking. I turned on the strong breeze, and my hair started flying. It became a mess. But I had to do it because the weather outside has become like this. And what else, man, the weather was changing on the 4th. Hmm. Weather experts said today, Monday, that the weather is going to change that day, with strong winds and heavy, torrential rain, and the capital will be shaken so much that the weather will turn. Today is the 4th, Monday. Today is the 30th. Today, yes, it's Thursday. And I Saturday, Sunday, Monday. It's like someone shaved their head. Oh, hailstones are falling everywhere. What was the need? Well, that reminds me, the 4th is today, Thursday, by the way. Yes, on Thursday, the mood should be like this. Whenever I see it repeatedly, my day says "hail, hail." Well, more than hail, let's make a bet. What bet? On the 4th. Oh, you're taking 500 rupees for no reason. Oh, luck and guru. You and Tau bet. No, all three will bet. Modi ji won't win this time. No, on the contrary, I am giving the price. He won't increase the price, brother. Oh, I am giving it with an increased price. Don't bet on Bengal. It's a land of black magic. Oh, let's bet. I will be entertained. There might be blue magic there too. We'll bet off-camera. Yes. No, what do you mean off-camera? You won't give the money then? Anything can happen. That's the duty. We don't bet on seats. We bet directly on wins and losses. It's the same thing. There can be confusion on seats. When the Almighty gives, He gives abundantly. Oh, why are you struggling so much for 500 rupees? Tau can bet 500, can take the risk. Why enjoy it? It's a habit. Sometimes when I get a chance, don't bet on Bengal, bet on Pancheri. It's small, so what? No one is even discussing Puducherry, brother. It's clear there, in Tamil Nadu, Bengal, Assam. Tamil Nadu looks strange, brother. Tamil Nadu looks strange. Vijay, in one exit poll, in all others, in all others, I don't believe it. Bet on West Bengal, the matter is hot there. No, bet on Assam. Assam, Mama is happy. Mama, yes, but if you defeat Mama, then 500 becomes 5000. Oh, it's written for you that we don't know how much crazy. No, no, this is called betting. This is what happened. You will bet based on your own benefit. Our benefit. So yours will be 500, boss, and if it comes, it will be 5000. Mine has always been waiting on the train. What can I say? I only got waiting, 5500. Let's bet 5500. I am already betting 5500. West Bengal, don't bet on West Bengal. Oh, oh, don't bet on the scared one. I'm telling you. No one is betting, brother. Be a little scared. Okay. Right? We'll bet off-camera. Okay. To those who are watching or listening, let me tell you. They won't even bet off-camera. Their betting is of the type like "over five and under five." That won't work. The bet should be proper. If the odds are against it, there should be more return, only then will a person bet. So play the long game. We play straightforwardly. It's like, I want more. But the excitement on exit polls is no longer there. That trust is gone. You have administered an injection. Yes, Three Tal has removed the excitement from it. Now life is boring, but good. Everyone is enjoying. Forget the exit polls. The election is over in Bengal. Peace, and this time people voted. I'm not talking about the percentage. Many people who couldn't vote, they voted. Some didn't live there. So they all came and went. Because of the SIR, it happened. Out of fear that if they don't vote, what will happen to their work? And there was no other fear. Law and order was strong. There were sporadic incidents, yes. That's the Trinamool Congress cadre, boss, they are so reliable that they can be depended upon. They saw that despite so many central forces, they still didn't give up their efforts. They didn't lose courage. The candidate himself was attacked. Wherever they could, they did it. Yes, a TMC candidate was also attacked, and in this, the BJP is saying that it was an internal matter. And the video of a BJP candidate being attacked... that's common. Yes, running and pushing the CAPF jawan on duty. His name was Shuvendu in the first round. Yes, Shuvendu, Shuvendu, or something. It was Shuvendu. Yes. He was caught in the first round, then all those who did the deed. Yesterday, what happened in Kolkata, you know, the Falta-Valta tape incident? Yes, I saw. Good, double. In some, they put a pin. Yes. But they are saying that re-polling will be held there. Yes, it will happen. In some booths where all this happened. Re-polling will happen. It should happen. They are giving twice. Where can't they give once? Look at the luck of the Bengali people. But do you have any opinion on how many years a government should remain in power? I mean, that's true. The public keeps voting, let them stay for 40 years. Brother, democracy says this. People say that an ideal scenario would be that the public should think about changing the government after 10-12 years, no matter whose government it is. This way, a balance is maintained, and any kind of dictatorship or overconfidence, or mafiaism, will die before it can flourish because a check and balance will be maintained. The opposition will also feel that they have a chance. They should break that comfort zone. It's not like in many states of ours that are known for turning the paratha. Yes, for five years, the roti is on one side. It has been broken many times. In South India too, in Tamil Nadu, it used to happen for a long time. The paratha would turn. But that grammar is now gone since Jayalalithaa is no more, the kitchen is empty. Otherwise, the paratha would turn. Should a Chief Minister stay there for 30-40 years? Look, brother, or one party, like in Gujarat, it's the BJP. Since 2002, when I started my journalism career in Gujarat, it was the BJP, and I retired, it's still the BJP. It was my good fortune to work in Gujarat when the BJP government came there. Right? So there are agencies everywhere. Why aren't they there? See, those whose culture is strong, whose cultural roots are strong, their own dress, their own language, their own food, they are less likely to change. They are not very influenced by the dazzle. They don't say, "We were like this, we will remain like this, we won't change." So once the Congress went, the Communists came. The worst system of governance in the world is Communism. It's proven. Right? Whomever it touched, nothing happened to them. Nothing happened to them. Soviet Russia broke and disintegrated. And in Bengal, the Communists ruled until 2011. It took them another 20 years to understand that even Soviet Russia had moved on. It took them 20 years to understand. After that, Mamata Didi came. The Communists were inviting capitalists. Imagine the situation, it was so critical, an emergency, economically, that the Communists, who run away from capitalists, were inviting capitalists: "Come and invest." Shoot arrows from your eyes. What happened? Mamata Didi stood up and said, "No, we won't change. This won't happen here. No investment." Mamata assimilated the character of the Left. Yes. And Mamata Didi, Apple, Maruti, it's only been 15 years, man. No one will change so quickly, right? But the other aspect is that last time, the Trinamool cadre dealt with the election with an iron hand. Before and after the election, they made it very clear that if you falter, you will be finished. To prevent that fear, which is said to have happened during the Communist rule, which Mamata Didi uprooted, the same thing is happening under Mamata Didi's rule. The goons from the clubs have all joined Trinamool. And the election, which is called free and fair, was not happening there. It was not possible. This time, a large number of central forces were deployed, and the local police, who, by the way, despite the presence of such a large number of central forces, the local police and Trinamool party workers, the 'dada' of the neighborhood, they definitely tried to win the election the same way they used to win before. They didn't accept defeat, they kept trying, they didn't accept defeat. Like dedicated soldiers, many were beaten up yesterday in the last round, and in the previous one too. So people believe that this time the election was a bit freer, and this might benefit the BJP. Some people say the BJP might even win because for the first time people were free from fear, and they said, "Man, change is necessary," so they are voting. Almost all exit polls are saying that the BJP is winning. All exit polls are saying that the BJP is winning. Not all, but yes, yes, leave one or two. Most are saying that the BJP is winning. Now the question is, who will win between the two? It will be known on the 4th. Before this, in 2021 and in the 2024 Lok Sabha, the exit polls regarding West Bengal were not correct. They were wrong. Yes, they were wrong. So, even now, they are saying, bet. Oh, before, they used to say very little. This time, they are saying even less. The BJP also has confidence in this, and so do the exit poll people. If you ask who is winning, they say, "We didn't vote for them, we won't tell." They think, "I won't tell." It means they are voting, and they are not telling, which means they are voting for the BJP. These are all assumptions. Nothing will happen. You will get the election results on the 4th, and whoever wins, Bengal will not change, nor will it stop for three years. Straightforwardly, why will it change? They have their own life, their own culture. Right? It's all a mess. It's all a mess. Yes, they are eating the mess. They are enjoying it. Kolkata is not like other cities. No, this time it was good. We ate fish and all. You didn't go this time, right? No, I didn't go. But seeing the leaders eat fish. For four years, it's been great. Many people said fish is vegetarian. Very good. Oh, a news item also came this week. I read it, and it has satire, humanity, tragedy, humor, and comedy. BJP MLA Anupama Jaiswal, who was scorched while burning a effigy of Akhilesh Yadav, was visited. It was a very lovely picture, man. It was a very lovely picture. His effigy was burning, and Akhilesh was standing. You saw the smile in the photo, everyone's. With folded hands. It's Akhilesh's habit to rub salt in the wound. Yes, no, no, man, you're seeing salt in everything. Why is he going to offer sympathy? It was politics. It was a message to the fifth floor in Lucknow that I reached before you. Akhilesh ji was fulfilling his responsibility. Right. From what did she get burned? She was burning an effigy. Whose effigy was it? Akhilesh Yadav. So Akhilesh ji will go. What kind of thing is this? Oh, he went to show that don't do this. It's his habit to make sarcastic remarks. And Gandhi's. Why burn an effigy in the summer? Yes, I'll just stand there. I don't understand this. In public places, where there are fairs, near swings, in factories, it's said that these are hazardous things, accidents can happen. Please be careful, wear a helmet. Why is burning effigies on the roads allowed? Even though if you search, accidents happen every year. They probably happen every month too. Because everything is allowed on the roads. Even mob lynching happens. A man, his car touched a woman in Banaras. They killed him in Banaras. He was killed, and he stopped to ask people for help, to take them to the hospital. But the consequence of stopping was that his life was lost. What is an effigy on our roads? It's an effigy of a human mistake. A mistake happened, and they made an effigy and burned it. What a concept! An effigy of a mistake. But anything nowadays, if you put it on the road, it will burn. Yes, legally, what happens? They put petrol on it. Double fire. No need for petrol. It's double. Here, slums are burning simultaneously in various cities across the country. Factories are catching fire. Yesterday, a society caught fire in Noida. Eight burned. Not Noida, Indirapuram. Indirapuram. Sorry, that's in Ghaziabad. Ghaziabad is on this side of the road, Noida is on this side. It caught fire. Four floors, they said eight. Burned, right? It's a forty-story building, and we don't have fire tenders of that level. He was spraying from a pipe from a distance, like the one you use to wash your car. Yes, that's how much it was reaching. It was for the reel. It was very unfortunate. It's very necessary that when your houses are going up towards the sky, you should have fire tenders that can reach that range. Yes, at least reach nearby. Oh, there's no water here. There's no pressure. If there's no water, then what do you do? It's not like we have to do it with clean drinking water. Open drains are everywhere in our country, especially in Noida and Ghaziabad, there are open drains. Oh God, imagine, if a motor was used to draw water from a small drain, if any was left, what happens in the summer, everything...

There is some heat. Power AC and others are running. Somewhere there was a spark, and that was it. A spark, Akhilesh ji, he did good work and also taunted that Yogi ji is not here, he is busy in the elections in West Bengal, so your hand is in the inauguration of the Ganga Expressway. Oh, Ganga Expressway, amazing, everything is amazing, it was already happening, it was already going to happen. But look, the 12-hour journey is now completed in 6 hours. You write this down, this advertisement can be printed full page. Yes, six hours, five hours, six hours, they are saying six hours, let's assume it takes seven, eight hours, then it's very good. Someone has done it in five hours, he must have driven only once. The second time he won't be able to reach. But if fire is raining from the sky, if we are talking about fire, there is only one solution: Summer Cool Coolers. Yes, the heat raining from the sky, it will make it cool. When you are tired of the heat, run Summer Cool, make life wonderful. How is your experience with the cooler going? You will tell. Oh man, my face has become radiant, it has become shiny, it's going great. I read a poem about Summer Cool yesterday. Yes, yes, I saw the reel, saw the reel, didn't I? The car runs, dust flies, Summer Cool makes life wonderful. I am thinking, really, Uncle has bought it for his living room. I told you to buy it. I have told him it's a great idea for a setup. What is it? Install an exhaust in the balcony outside. And install Summer Cool inside. And keep the mesh door of the staircase in between. After that, see the weather, hot air outside, cool air inside. Sprinkle some deodorant in it. The room will also smell good. To hell with AC. This is better. To hell with AC. It's good. This is better than that. Last time, as I said, a 12-foot cooler, someone might have commented, what kind of talk is this? 12-foot coolers were designed in villages, we used to do it ourselves, 12 feet, yes. A three-phase exhaust was used in it, which if you turned it on, people would fly. And you haven't seen it, you're saying it won't happen. No, no, we used to make them. Have you ever been to a big pandal? Yes, in that big one, where they put up idols. 12 feet is a bit much. No, no, 10-12, I mean, let's say it's about 10-12. The tank of the cooler used to be up to here, I mean, consider it 3 feet. Up to 3 feet, in which a drum of water could easily fit. So, brother, that era is gone. Yes, yes, now it's the era of compact Summer Cool, which you can easily move and keep in homes. If all this had been there before, how easy it would have been, right? Before, you could even use the cooler as a ladder, like the height of the cooler, if you wanted to do something up there, it was strong. These people are also there, you can climb on it, you can climb. We can't. We can't. You can too. No, no, it will fall. And the good thing about it is that Summer Cool is also the sponsor of this episode of Teen Taal. Sponsors. Sponsors. Summer Cool makes life wonderful. Presented by. Oh, it's presented by too, sir. It's offered. But seven people died in your area yesterday. In Sultanpur due to storms. Huh? Yes, man, you don't stay informed. No, oh, in Sultanpur yesterday, over 400 houses were blown away. No, man, they died. No, seven, chicken, chicken, oh, due to DJ, yes, tell me, and DJ, due to the loud sound of the DJ, chickens died, right? Oh man, if we stand in front of the DJ, we will die. I'm saying if you want to party, the arrangements are made. When you party, there are incidents happening. Continuously, the vaccine is blamed that after getting the Covid vaccine, people are falling down while dancing at weddings. Wedding guests are dying. A very sad incident came from Rajasthan. A lady was dancing, a 20-21 year old girl fell right there. The common thing in all this is the DJ. It's the DJ because truly, if you stand in front of the DJ, the way it feels here, whatever the decibel is, you start feeling anxious, your heart starts pounding. What level of bass do we use in public? There's no parameter for that. There should be some control. Brother, the house shakes, the windows used to rattle, now the walls are shaking. They play it so loud. They are going by the road. Sitting in the car, you will shake in your car. The car is also shaking. Dhingchak dhingchak dhingchak keeps playing. The windows rattle, the Khansas rattle. No, seven people, yours, that happens from the rattling of the windows. No, from the rattling of the Khadge, the Venus rattle. Don't say anything about Venus, brother. Kerala's Chief Minister, Kerala, no, Keralam, Keralam, Appakkat Tappikare, Appakutta Tappikare, Appam Kalyanam, Magar Mastivekatti, Appam Kalyanam, Dabba Chabba. This is the answer for Appam. This man can speak Malayalam. He's been doing Appam Kalyanam since then. It will be done, brother. In Kerala, the situation looks okay. It's clearly visible there too. Whatever is visible in the exit polls, it's just entertainment for two-three days. Yes, we enjoy it. Please don't take it seriously. They are wrong, or they will be wrong. Everyone's fate is packed in boxes. But this thing, that burning effigies is a style of protest and resistance in politics, it should stop. Find a better way. Yes. Sprinkle water, man, I've brought an effigy. Sprinkle water on them. It's hot anyway. Kali Podar, water post, Kali Pod do. What happens there? This is the best. In Pakistan, they make an effigy and hit it with slippers. Yes, because that's their way. Yes. We are used to burning here. Burn Ravana. If there's an effigy, burn it. If a person dies, burn them. You say 'Murdabad', right? Murdabad means burning. Yes. What you do with a corpse. If you start doing that, you're burning an effigy. We are just. In Lucknow too, it was like that. In Lucknow, a leader was pouring petrol, then his man lit a match, and he himself got burnt and ran away, saving himself, taking off his kurta. This Anupama Jaiswal, she was the Basic Education Minister in the previous government. She took a vow, you know, in the assembly, like these leaders take resolutions. Like Samrat Chaudhary also took one, that I will not remove my turban until Nitish Kumar. I also feel that these styles in politics are also on the verge of extinction, because it doesn't make sense. You either take a vow like this, she took one that I will not wear a sweater until Akhilesh Yadav. Yes, Jai Bhadrakali. Children are not getting sweaters in school. And Akhilesh Yadav raised this question. He said, you felt like this. I also need a sweater. It was cold, and she wasn't wearing a sweater, and she was wearing a kurta. That's why they say in airlines, put on a mask before you... avoid such vows and such resistances. Invent new styles. I am very eager to see a good, high-quality creative protest. Yes. A good protest will happen. It doesn't happen anywhere. Earlier, they used to protest through street plays. That too has been shot dead. Everything has been finished. What to do? In a protest, one should always remember that we either protest or demonstrate. The combination of these two things becomes dangerous. Oh, I remember the farmers of Tamil Nadu, who brought skulls and rats. They brought skeletons, and that's the most terrifying. In villages, women and men stand in the river or pond. Yes. That's very... three-three days, four-four days. One forgets. One forgets. But no one cares. But I would call that the most peaceful protest. Standing quietly in the river. Yes. I can do it for half an hour every day. But they are not heard. That news also doesn't come. I don't believe in self-infliction. No, it's the Gandhian way. It's the Gandhian way, but it doesn't work. Where does Gandhi's method work? How long did Sharmila stay? Yes. So if that method wins, let's say, it took a day. It took Anna Hazare a long time too. Sonam Wangchuk also took a considerable time. He went to Jodhpur. Anna Hazare went to his village, Malegaon, or whatever village. Kejriwal went to Gan Shiddhi, to a temple somewhere, went to Punjab, went to AAP. So it goes on. See, it is used, isn't it? We used to work in a newspaper. In my very first job, there was a big newspaper office in front of it. In front of the big newspaper office, there was a tent. There was a red flag behind it, for tea and water. No, no, there was a protest. Oh, the newspaper employees themselves were protesting. So I quit that job. The protest continued until then. They removed it very recently. Oh, yes. So some people used to get work done. They would mark their attendance there. And then they would come out and sit in the protest. Now, it's all over. When we used to go to Jantar Mantar, we would see people protesting for 28 years, 12 years. A person got married, had a wife and child, and is still sitting there. What happens? Many people go on hunger strike. It was a hunger strike. I saw people there for 28 years, brother. Two-three years is common. They are not even counted. Oh, he's been sitting here for two-three years. This one is for eight years. And behind it, it would say, this is the thousandth day of the protest. We have made the hunger strike a joke. It's not a joke. Unless there are thousands of people in front of you, it's one thing. But if you are on a hunger strike with three-four people, it's a joke. A protest or demonstration, unless it becomes violent, it doesn't get mileage, it is believed. Now, this is also a big thing. Based on this, there was a crackdown in Noida. 300 people were detained. Why one person? One person was made the mastermind, a young boy. He is accused. I don't know if there was a conspiracy behind it or not. The investigating agencies will decide. But the counter-argument is, as Bhagat Singh said, to make the deaf hear, they were protesting in Punjab, saying these three laws should not come. They came to Delhi with tractors. And when they were stopped, the law was withdrawn. If that didn't happen, it wouldn't have happened. Now, what is truth and what is false, what is right and what is wrong, that's a different debate. It varies from person to person. Where do peaceful appeals work? They don't. You say, I will observe silence. Keep your silence. What difference does it make? Everything continues like this with silence. This is how society runs. If nothing happens in the country without protest, it's not a good thing. There must be protest. Protest is necessary. But the decision that has been taken should also be implemented. It's not that they get distracted by the protest and withdraw it. Yes. What needs to be done must be done. And the protest that needs to happen must also happen. So, Gadkari ji, sometimes a little compromise, but mostly you need both these things so that everyone knows what the flaws are. So, this man is taking something, right? Hmm. So, there should be some negatives too, so that people know that, look, this is a very good plan. But some things happen like this. People's feedback should also be accommodated. If course correction is needed, it should be done. If necessary. So, people will give feedback, won't they? Those who are protesting won't give it. People give feedback that this should be done. This should not be done. How do you know who the real people are? No, no, the one in power, who wants to preserve himself in government, to be nurtured, and if he wants to stay ahead, he understands. He has a system for feedback. He understands that the public is not liking this particular thing. They will take it back. So, they make corrections. Like the Great Nicobar Island. Sonia ji wrote a long article. Rahul ji yesterday went there and posted a whole picture, quite emotional, and said that the Great Nicobar project will harm the trees, plants, and wildlife ecology here, and also harm the tribals living here. So, what happened is that our attention was drawn to it. Oh, it will be like this, right? But it's also true that the Great Nicobar project has to happen. We also know that. But when you warn everyone about the damage, alert everyone, the damage is reduced. As much as it has to happen, it should happen, and it will happen. It cannot be reversed. You are building something new there, so trees will be cut, right? Some people, there aren't that many people there. But in many places, when a dam is built, people are displaced. They protest for entire villages. So, it's good. And governments and people go and protest with them, so that's also good. Why? Protesting draws your attention that this is the cost. Look at the Tehri Dam, wherever dams are built, see how many people are displaced. People are displaced. But you take it as a cost, that yes, displacement is happening, it's very bad, but the dam needs to be built. And in many places, when you feel that the dam is not necessary and it will cause damage, then the public gets so agitated that those who are building it get feedback. That's how this system runs. One should never remain silent and accept. There should be protest. Sometimes, like, you gave an example, but governments are so adamant about their decisions or feel a kind of political insult in backing down. For instance, the decision of the Emergency. Didn't Indira Gandhi have feedback that the country's public doesn't like it, won't like it? But for her political gains, she imposed the Emergency and kept it for years, and what happened during that time. If her power system and communication system were so strong, all agencies were with her, then she must have been getting real feedback that you will lose the next election. If she had feedback. Still, she didn't withdraw it. Because if she didn't, some of her interests were involved, right? But if a government makes a decision, takes a decision, and there is no protest against it, that's a very bad thing. And if there is a protest, the government should compromise immediately. It shouldn't happen. You made a decision with a certain objective. There should be a balance. If 10 people, 50 people, 100 people protest in five cities, and you start wavering, then you can't do anything. That's absolutely right. Absolutely right. Every project of yours will have some opposition. You are also sent here for a reason, right? To do some things, some work. Right? Despite the protest in Bhatta Parsol, the development that was supposed to happen there did happen. No one is talking about it now. The compensation was so good, brother. The relatives of Gulab Bhatia became rich. That's how it works. That's why there should be protest. Resistance is very necessary. But what is your opinion on one thing? Like, we have a new moral force in politics, it was called, that the minister is not responsible if trains collide. Something must have happened, a technical fault. It's possible it was a human error. The minister is sitting very high up. He has made SOPs. He is not responsible. But taking moral responsibility, Lal Bahadur Shastri decided that he would resign from his post. This maintains accountability. Ownership. In later times, this tradition ended in our country. No minister, due to any incident, and I'm not talking about railways. I just remembered an example. If a corruption case comes to light in a ministry, or the performance of a ministry was very poor in previous governments. In such a situation, there is no resignation taking moral responsibility. That matter is suppressed. They might be removed from their post in the next cabinet reshuffle. So, the tradition of voluntarily resigning, transparently to the country, saying "I take ownership, I resign." Was this a good tradition or not? If one cannot become voluntarily, how can one leave voluntarily? Oh, voluntarily means they are asked to resign. Yes, then they will resign. But they are not asked, right? That tradition has ended. Why would they ask? If you see, but why should the Railway Minister resign, or why not the Prime Minister? In a train accident, because the responsibility of the railway was theirs. He is the minister, right? Yes, he is in the cabinet. There are five types of railways. 10 types of railways. South Central, North Central, East Central, Northern Railway. There must be a chairman for that. Railways have them. There must be people like that, right? Who is responsible? You have to determine the responsibility, right? What is moral responsibility? Think about what kind of moral responsibility it is, that a train accident happened while you were in office, and you are resigning. What harm did you suffer from it? It sends a message to the entire department, the entire ministry, that they have to work diligently. If an accident happens, they will have to face this consequence. The person who is working will be excited. Let's get him too. If it's in my hands to stop the accident, then I say, let's have another one. He will also go. Then a new one will come. How does this happen? See, moral responsibility is one's own. Guilt. A person, by nature, sometimes takes responsibility. And people do this in moral responsibility. But many moral responsibilities are taken by people in their homes, families, but they are personal. It's important to understand the purpose of that. I think Nitish Kumar resigned taking moral responsibility, and Atal Bihari Vajpayee said that no, this doesn't happen. You stay. Your presence is necessary. He also took it. Delhi serial blasts. I don't have an opinion either. I am just asking. We had a tradition. Then all those traditions, maybe they were relevant in that era. Now it doesn't happen generally because that tradition later became a demonstration. Lal Bahadur Shastri, all those, a little bit.

He was a second-generation leader. At that time, leadership was just beginning to shine. There was nothing to show off. The position was not that big, nor was the railway. Even politics was not very big. At that time, if yes, the railway was not that big either. A person gets into trouble very immediately, and they feel that, "Oh, this happened while I was in charge. I should not be in this position." Something happened while I was in charge. I was once an executive editor. A big mistake was made somewhere. My first instruction was that if it happened while I was in charge, I should step down. Someone else will do it. I know I don't have a direct role in this. But it happened while I was in charge. When such a thing happens, a person does something, and if a person truly feels this way and resigns, then they do not take back their resignation. That's why we always say it's good to say, "The mistake was mine. I will resign." Then you think, "No, I will fix this mistake myself, so I won't resign." So, to continue, there can be no fixed opinion on this. Because you cannot know whether that person is truly resigning or running away from responsibilities, or preparing to declare themselves a martyr here, that their resignation will be bigger than the death of 300 people. That's also a point, isn't it? After that, it will happen. Look, 300 people died. I couldn't bear it. I resigned at that very moment, and people also become calm, saying, "Yes." People also became calm. By resigning, they also settled the matter. Now there is no responsibility. See, I had resigned. We have all this too. Back then, the fear of a political career ending was less. Even if you resigned. In today's times, if you resign from the post of a cabinet minister taking moral responsibility, you can assume that you will not get it again. Chances of returning are slim. Because many people are lined up. It might not happen. Your career might go even higher. We never know. Oh, a big picture came this week that the whole country saw, from Keonjhar in Odisha, where yes, Keonjhar is the place, the district, where this question mark came. It's not good. There, not one person, but he had to prove to the bank that his sister was dead, and the bank officials kept asking for papers. So he went and dug up the grave and brought it through the middle of the market. Yes, he brought the skeleton, whose face he had covered, and the skeleton was visible, and he took it. His name is Jitu Munda. He brought the body of his sister, Kalara Munda, to the campus of the local rural bank and kept it there, and wanted to withdraw money from his deceased sister's account. But what were they being told? 19,000, 20,000, something less than 20,000. Yes. They were being told, "Bring the account holder. It will only be given in the presence of the account holder." But the bank said, "We didn't say that. We said bring proof." Whereas they had said, "Bring the account holder." Now, think about that person. A person who digs up a grave, it takes effort. It takes courage. With courage and effort, he came through the entire market, and I am sure he was not very educated. So, "Thank God he was buried." Yes, so he brought it. That means how much he must have suffered. How many rounds he must have made. Both things are visible. One, that his financial condition must have been very bad, so he did it for money. Otherwise, he could have left it. So, "Okay, why should I make a scene? Why should I dig up someone's grave?" But if it is his sister's money and his sister is no longer in this world, then let the money go, even if it's ₹100. I can think like that too. Or maybe ₹100 means a lot to him. That greed could also be tragedy, it could also be need. Now you can look at it in both ways. It was a tragic situation. Yes. A brother became so helpless that he dug up his sister's corpse and took her skeleton to the bank to show them, "My sister is no more. Give me the money in her account." And in any tradition of the world, this is not considered a very civilized or respectful way. I mean, digging up a grave is very disrespectful. That's what I'm saying, what a tragedy in the country. But in this case too, no one is wrong. This is also unfortunate. In this case, the bank people are not wrong. From the bank, for anyone else's account, whether it's your father, sister, brother, son, if they are dead, you have to provide a death certificate. If a bank manager gives money to a person in this situation, saying, "Okay, she's dead, fine, take it," then the bank manager is wrong. There will be many things like nominees, etc. They are illiterate. No one gave them good advice, no one supported them on how to get a death certificate made. Because without attaching a death certificate, if any bank teller, cashier, gives money from someone's personal account to their brother, even, their job would be at risk. It's wrong. So when your heart breaks seeing this picture, and this, what's his name? Munda, Jitu Munda. Munda's story breaks you from within, that there are still such areas in India where this happened, and there is proof of it. He is helpless. But the bank person is also not wrong. This whole episode is a tragedy for this country. The problem is that birth certificates and death certificates are things for the educated middle and upper classes in our country. In the lower class or lower-middle class, among the hardworking laboring class, these documents do not exist. They don't even know. This is also a tragedy because many people never needed to get them made. Because all this is a thing of the 21st century. People in your country are living in the last century, or even the century before that. We once discussed time travel. They are living in a time when these things don't even exist. They exist now. So this is it. There are two aspects to this. This week, the news also came that the renowned photographer Raghu Rai is no more. And we had him as a guest in the newsroom on Lallantop once. He was 83 years old. He was a great legend. His story about the donkey is very famous. A photo of his donkey, taken from the front, a proper headshot, not exactly a headshot, but from a symmetrical angle where the donkey's head is behind its body, it was so perfect. In it, the donkey's eyes, I mean, there's an emotion in its face. So, he tells the story that I found a donkey. I thought I should take its picture, but it started to run away, so I chased the donkey. Then, as it was running, it stopped and reversed, and I took its photo. He sent that photo to some magazine abroad, in London or somewhere, and he got almost as much for that one photo as his earnings for a month. He has amazing stories. I liked that at his final farewell, his camera was also kept. That was nice. And even in today's time, he used to carry one or two cameras until the very end. Yes, yes. And that same camera, because that era also passed away with his pictures. Yes, yes. When there was value. Now there are mobiles and all, no one prints. You can't touch a picture, nothing. It's like that. You take pictures. There are countless pictures on your phone. Have you ever gone back and looked at them? One thing is that earlier we used to print photos. Even today, you find them in your homes because they were printed. We take thousands of photos in months, in years. You won't find them anywhere. There used to be an endeavor that when a relative came to your house, you would take out the album and show it. Albums used to be shown. Earlier, when the wedding album was taken out, even 10-10 years old. The wedding one would be finished, then the children's childhood ones. "Look, this was from this birthday. Look, this is auntie." Now, that's not the case. Earlier, this was the memory: you would go and say, "Oh, it was so-and-so's birthday. Oh, I couldn't come, look at the photos." "Oh, this is him, this is him." It was a half-hour engagement in the afternoon, after lunch, women would gather, like in a wedding atmosphere. Some came earlier, so it was going on in the afternoon. This album thing. Three or four albums. There was a mischief that happened with everyone. You know the albums were decorated. Then someone would take their photo and hit it in the album. Photos were also stolen from the album. Someone would take one out, put it in their pocket, steal it. "Oh, this is my photo, this is my photo." They ruined the album. And photos that were like, suppose they had some history, or you didn't want to show them, or there was someone in it with whom you didn't get along, then they would hide behind the person behind them, so that they wouldn't be visible. That was also an era. Pictures. You immediately take out your phone to see what kind of image is in front of you. I usually don't. You take more. Uncle takes more. Uncle has a habit. We, I take pictures like that. But Uncle is very strange, like if the moon has risen, he takes a picture of it. Yes, a building looks good. A cloud is good. Uncle's, I don't even take selfies. I don't take many selfies at that time. I take more pictures of that time when the car breaks down on the highway and two people are trying to fix it by opening the bonnet. I have it. I'll put it in this time. On Saturday, when this episode comes out, I'll put it in. There was very little water, brother. The idea was, brother. I'll put it in there. It's on there. The man trying to fix it, his leg is also in it. He had fitted it perfectly. It was very good. Oh, Raghu Rai was mentioned. One thing was left unmentioned. In "Padhaku Nitin," Nitin, this time, the photo editor of India Today Group, who has also been on Teen Taal before, yes, Bandip Singh, the funny Bandip Singh, you enjoyed his stories, and he has a deep understanding of photography. He had a detailed conversation with him about Raghu Rai and his pictures. If you are interested in visual medium communication, if you are interested in pictures, if you are interested in Raghu Rai's life, or if you have heard Teen Taal and Mandeep Singh's stories attract you, then that episode is already available. At the time when this is released to you, "Padhaku Nitin's" recent episode is very good, his show is. So you should watch it. Absolutely. So today we will talk about the hypocrisy of the middle class. The matter of summer is left. We talked about summer cool. Why do you need summer cool? Because it's very hot. We have a minister who has an idea like Summer Cool. Oh my god. Onion, sir. Yes, plant onions. What should I call onion? He said that onion, keep it with you, even in 50-degree temperature. This is truly it. I've heard it in many places. There's a belief that if you keep it pressed in your armpit, you won't get heatstroke. You're saying the opposite. Yes, people also say that if you keep it in your pocket, you won't get heatstroke. Onion. Since ancient times, ancient means what? For a very long time, people used to carry onions in their pockets when going out in the summer, when there was a lot of heat. Onion has water. Chewing it. The purpose was that if you were going somewhere and felt thirsty. You felt thirsty, and by the way, onion has two chemicals that cool the body. Okay. Scientifically. But it's not from eating onion, or pressing it. It's not from keeping onion. You kept onion. Now I have no worries. I'm not afraid of the heat. Oh, I'll spread my bed. Onion itself stays in the cold storage, brother. If it were cold, it wouldn't have any tension. No, I would be sleeping on a bed of onions myself. It feels cold. Yes. Make onion blankets. Oh, what are you talking about? You don't know the secret. Oh, tell me something. There is a mountain, Nanda Devi. I know. You know? Nanda Devi is in the Himalayas. In the entire Himalayas, below, earlier, there was no snow. Earlier, there was no snow. The earth collided. Yes. There was onion in the fields in the Terai region. The onion went into the ground. Then what? Snow? Cold? If it's in your pocket, the body stays cool. If there were onions in the Himalayan mountain range, so many onions, fields of onions, then snow came. Seeing the snow, everything became cold. Now when it rains, the water freezes. Yes. So it became a chain. This is a story. I read this article. There is a website in America, a magazine, The Onion. No, no, that's a satire website. So I'm telling the truth. 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It happens, yes, the three-eyed one. Do you know what they call a coconut in Sanskrit? I've forgotten. I knew it... Narikalam. Ah, Naralam. They also call it 'Gola'. Gola, Gola, Gola. In Bengali, they still call it 'Narkel'. Narkel. The opposite of that is 'Kelanar'. Yes, Kelanar. Anarkel. Anarkel. Do you understand? Anarkel. Okay. Anarkel. Anarkel. Today, Narikalam. Kerala. Many Narikalam are found in Kerala. Nothing is making sense today. I'll move on. Today, we are going to talk about the middle class. Why are we going forward? Why are we moving forward? It's going well, let it be. I will take a break. I've taken it. Today, we will talk about the hypocrisy of the middle class, especially the middle class of the Gangetic plain, ours, for whom we have a moral responsibility. What is the Ganges flowing in Sultanpur for? No, it flows in Banaras. The Gomti... Oh, you people start taking credit everywhere. In Indirapur. Oh, this whole thing is... Indo-Gangetic. What do they call it? Gangetic. Indo-Gangetic barbarians. Sultanpur's name is something else. Indo-Gangetic. The Genges, as people call it. Yes. In English, they used to say Genges. And we... not us. When someone suddenly starts saying Genges in English, I have an Indo-Gangetic problem. Gangetic is like... yes, gymnastic. Yes, Gangetic. That feels like it. Yes, the Gangetic Plains. Chillam, chillam, chillam. So, let's talk about that. Gangetic. This one is about those who don't have hair on their heads. Aren't they Gangetic? Don't they have hair? When Uttar Pradesh is mentioned, you immediately... So, today, the mischievous nature of the people around the Gangetic plain, meaning you... yes, hypocrisy is a bit of a harsh word. I don't want to use this word. But the personality that has emerged from them. There's a limit to hypocrisy too. Yes, there's hypocrisy even in limits. That's there. That's there. Tell me, but what is hypocrisy called in Hindi? What is 'hipo' called? No, what is it? Hipo... See, democracy is 'loktantra'. Yes. And autocracy? It's 'adhinayak'. 'Vada' comes there. You can call it 'adhinayak tantra'. Yes. Theocracy is also similar. Hypocrisy. I don't understand 'hipo'. They call it a river hippopotamus. Yes, you can say that. River hippopotamus system. That is it. That's correct. Hypocrisy, the hypocrisy of the middle class. We will contact Atul about this. So, the middle class of the Gangetic plain is a very interesting creature. No, I mean, outwardly cultured, and inwardly suspicious. Meaning, what is seen is culture as a value, but its definitions are very fluid. Like, this is culture, but... it's not like this. No. No. For example, doing this is not appropriate, but if you find a 50 rupee note lying around for free, you can pick it up. Meaning, there are many contradictions. There is no universal standard for what is culture and what is not. People have their own. I believe in culture. I don't consider it something to be completely rejected. I believe there are cultures, there are values based on which a person chooses their life. But people don't agree on their definitions. This boy is giving too much culture, brother. Where is there a consensus in his definition? Oh, let it be. Rai is Aishwarya Rai. Anyway, talking about culture reminds me of what you were saying about picking up 20-50 rupee notes in the village. That's not culture, that's called common sense. So, culture doesn't come here. Picking up a 50 rupee note. It's theft, isn't it? No, you pick it up. Whose money is it? If you find something, you shouldn't feel guilty that you stole it. You should call out three times. Okay. So, there was a Maulana sahib who found a chicken. He also wanted to eat it, out of greed or whatever. He knew that if you shout three times loudly and no one responds, then... So, he loudly shouted, "Whose chicken is it? Whose chicken is it? Whose chicken is it?" It became his chicken. It's justified. In the Narova Kuki, there's a conch shell. Like this, isn't it? Morning and evening, worship. At night, criticizing the neighbor. Yes, isn't it? Isn't it? Gossiping. Gossiping happens. Absolutely. There's no neighbor who isn't criticized, no matter how good they are, no matter what they do, they are criticized. And I'm not saying these are all bad things. This is human nature. A tendency. Universal. The risk you are taking to unnecessarily defame the Gangetic plain. You started it. Is it worth it? I started it. My experiences are mostly from the Gangetic plain. That's why I'm telling you. Like, in whose house, at what time their son is coming, and at what time their daughter is coming. Keeping an eye on their own house, more than others. Yes. And the son should be like this, the daughter should be like this. It's a matter of honor. All this... Yes, they don't impart these values to their children. And their own children are ruined. And then, when they eat samosas from the samosa vendor, and leave after eating, and he asks for money, they say, "Don't you recognize me?" This also happens. What is the Hindi for hypocrisy? To appear as you are not. River hippopotamus system. Atul will tell. Tell me, Atul. The difference between call and fail. Or is this universal? This is the "I say one thing, I do another" kind of situation. This is a global value. Hypocrisy. Don't consider this a decline of values. This is the value. Because it's common. Everyone follows it. Yes, even the British, when they say something, its meaning is different. So, at least here, we speak what we write. Our letters represent each vowel. Hmm. Letter. Hmm. It has a sound. What is written, you have to say it like that. Hmm. 'Paraspar' is written. You have to say 'paraspar'. It's not like something is written and something else is said. Silent letters. Macron. Macron. We don't have that much hypocrisy here. But here too, the difference between what is said and what is done, the gap, cannot be bridged. And that's why we maintain it. Because what we say is not possible for everyone to do. A person always keeps different rules for themselves and different rules for the world. Different for strangers, different for loved ones. There should be Bhagat Singhs in the country. Not in my house. Someone else's daughter is walking in the market, right? We don't respect her. We don't let our own daughter walk in the market because they know that people like us are roaming around. We don't respect a walking daughter. That's the batch. Save water, save water. If someone else is wasting water at home, let it flow, flow. We are saying this from here, and we ourselves are outside. The tap is open. We are washing the car, as if we have come out to irrigate. But people also wash away their guilt sometimes. For example, when pictures of the pain of migrant laborers came, during COVID, sharing them with pictures of Adamb Gundvi's migration. Shared on WhatsApp status. And what else can a person do? They just wash away their guilt. Yes, yes. But it's good now, isn't it? Earlier, if you did something, it remained in your mind. Now you post it. Yes. You write, "Responsibility fulfilled." You used to tell 10 people. We have written it. But you say, now you have posted it on your social media and you sit peacefully. I have done my duty. Yes. "Do good, post on Facebook." This is a proverb. But earlier, they didn't have those tools. They didn't have that system. They wanted to do this. They had to do narrow casting. They had to go around, sit at the village tea stall, a common place, and say, "Oh, the state of poverty is like this, inflation has increased so much." Hmm. Chakhru's house had a big crisis. Hmm. Gave a little. Hmm. Hmm. If a person doesn't help another person, will they see caste in this too? Hmm. All this is a sin. It's right in front of us. It's happening in someone's house. No one will sleep hungry. Even if we sleep hungry. Right? They will become Pappu Yadav at that time. How to say? Everyone is saying, "Very good. Very good." They came here speaking from there, hoping that they will tell everyone. Hmm. Let others get up and tell everyone. What kind of person is he, man? Tell me. He gave 2 rupees, is saying 10 rupees. Right? Someone even went and confirmed at Charku's. Charku, my uncle's... Oh man, stop. You are taking the whole universe into your village. No. No. There's another thing in the village. Suppose my neighbor, Kuldeep, needed something, so I gave it. "Do you need something? Let me give it." Then, "Here, keep it." After that, I will ensure that I go to his house every day to show off. "Come, come, brother. Sit down. Tea, water, is everything okay? Do you need anything?" After 20 days, you realize that you haven't even recovered what you gave. He drank it. That also used to happen in the village. "Oh, he helped me in my time. Now it's not like that." So, with a little respect, "He is helping me." So, when he goes to his house, and if there's any problem, "Is the work done? We gave it." But our middle-class inferiorities, even if we don't express them, they come out. And the conditions within us, like, for example, a husband and wife used to go to a restaurant. They had a favorite old restaurant in Delhi. I won't name it, or it will be a promotion. But they used to go there, and the food was very tasty. By the way, they used to eat everything. Not a single crumb left. Now, once, their stomach was already full, whatever little was left. Pack it. Now, what is it? Packing it. Saying "pack it" in a fancy restaurant feels a bit strange. How to say it? They thought a lot. The waiters there, they don't walk around like kings with sheets, like in Ramlila. People who walk like that, neat and clean, their beards, hair. Skin like Raghav Chadha, where the waiters have. How can you tell them to pack it? So, they thought a lot. You can't leave it either, that's another thing. If you leave it, it's expensive. So, they said in English, "Please, could you please packet? We have a dog at home, so it will eat." Are you sure? So, they said, "Okay, no issue. We'll do it." They don't refuse anything in such places. So, it came, and after a while, they handed them a packet. "Here, it's packed. And we had some other leftover food, we've mixed that in too for your dog. The dog will eat it." And in smaller places, I get food packed anywhere, whether it's a small place or a big place, especially because their boxes are very nice. They'll put tissues, so you should get it packed. There's another problem in the middle class. Tissues. Tissues. This is the middle class. The middle class. The middle class. Their attraction is to tissues. That's the middle class. Okay, there's a big difference between the middle class and the upper class. The middle class has to spend more to do anything. To show that I am a big middle-class person. Like, if you give them cashews, cashew sweets also come, then it means middle class. But the good ones. They have to spend more on showing off. Go to a rich person's house, and they'll serve you green tea. Oh, there's nothing in it, man. And those biscuit boxes are kept, two or three of them, which no one knows whose hand has touched them for months. And you leave. The middle class has to spend extra money to show society. They have a car. Their capacity is a Wagon R. Showing off. They will go and buy a Grand Vitara Hybrid. A strong hybrid, the big one, top-end automatic. They don't have the capacity. They will buy that. Then they have the capacity to eat at a small eatery. They will go to CP, to a good restaurant to eat. This is to show off. Fine dining. Everyone complains, "It cost a lot, it cost a lot." Man, the middle class life gets stuck here and there in all this. The middle class never enjoys life fully. The desire to become rich. In that desire, they buy a house, a flat. They are troubled by it. Their whole life is spent on EMIs. Their whole life is finished. It doesn't happen. Either be rich and don't think about anything. Or the black plastic. In the middle class, black plastic is for honor. Sanitary pads also come in black plastic. Meat also comes in black plastic. Because black plastic is viewed with suspicion. See, the ones above, they consider the middle class to be below. Okay. But they rise up. Those below consider them above. So, that's why it becomes a bit expensive. Because they don't want to follow the pronouncements of those above. And they don't want to get close to those below. They want to maintain distance from those below. So, the middle class hangs like Trishanku. It remains in the middle of everyone. Between those above and those below. That reminds me. I recommended a film three years ago. The Platform. In The Platform, there's a similar concept. It's like a prison. An experiment. 300 floors. Let's say, on each floor, two random people are placed who don't know each other. At a specific time of the day, a lot of delicious food is prepared, different kinds from every region, every area. It starts coming from above. So, the first floor, the top floor, gets it completely fresh. They can eat as much as they want. You can't keep anything from it. Meaning, I'll keep this much for later. Eat what you have now. It will stop for a certain time. Then it will go down. So, the second floor eats what was left. The third floor eats what was left. And there are some people who say, "You didn't leave this for me." And you ate and threw it away. Then the next day, he also urinates in it. Because I've already eaten. But every 30 days, this flips, and random people are assigned random floors. So, the person below comes up. The person above goes to the middle. And then, how... it's a layered commentary on many things. On communism, on class struggle, on the training of the middle class, lower class, and higher class. Yes, that too. And the ones at the very bottom get nothing. Some people die in it because nothing is left. On the lowest floors. So, the last option is that you kill the person in front of you, and if you can consume them, you survive. And with the hope that these 30 days will be difficult, but in the next one, maybe my turn will come, and I will reach the top. This is the race of life. The Platform. And the price of desires is the biggest price. The price of Armanis. Armanis. Armanis have a high price, man. Desires. We had kept desires. The price of desires is that when you don't even have a bicycle, you still like a Mercedes. But you don't think about it much because it's out of reach. You think about an Alto. Which you think is also a protection. The Alto owner is also a very rich person for you. Because they have it now. Because they have it. So, the day you get an Alto, you are very happy. But the next day, your eyes go to the next model. This is where a person gets stuck. The dream you had for years is fulfilled. But now it's growing. But now your desires have awakened. Now you have a new dream. Charakva has arrived. Hmm. But that Charakva is better than this one. And still, you don't think about a Mercedes. You stop at a Dzire. Your Dzire. Dzire. Tract. Yes. Why? Because the desire knows that it's not Kohli. Yes. It's not Virat either. Yes. The desire knows that if I show it dreams of a Mercedes, it will give up. It cajoles it, tempts it. It says, "Just take steps, come to me." One day, it reaches the bracket of 50-60 lakhs. Because the car... See, everyone is listening to their own stories, man. Then the desire tells it, "That's it. Now there's nothing. The destination is just a few steps away. What you thought of, you can now touch. If you try a little harder, you can catch it." And that person can't control it. They catch it. And they catch it. After that, it is realized. No, but the desire doesn't stop there. The desire sees that this guy... what can we do? We can motivate him a little more. Okay. And we can control him. He is no longer living for himself. He is living for desires. For me. Yes. That's it. Then it shows him the dream, "This is nothing." The desire goes a little further. Suddenly, somewhere you read that Mercedes is for the middle class. Then it goes higher. Yes. You say, "Take a Jaguar." Now, they feel, "This is all fine, but a Rolls-Royce type of car." They don't jump that far. They finish it in one go. One day, they die of a heart attack, or whatever, due to natural causes. As long as your desire is driving you, you don't want to drive the desire. But the day you learn to drive the desire, all models will seem obsolete. Obsolete. What a statement. That's why sometimes ask yourself, "Am I wanting this, or is someone manipulating me?" What will I do with this? That's your... call it ego, whatever. It's always around you. Always to poke you, saying, "Take it. What will happen? You'll have to pay the EMI. The chart will increase a little. You'll tighten it a bit. What do you do that brings you nights every evening? If you leave that, you'll manage." True. And nothing is left. Everything is going on together. Desire.

They are running. The middle class is driven by aspirations. Aspirations are not a bad thing. Ambition is a good thing. A person should always desire to move one step ahead of themselves. Until they die, they work hard for it. For it, they find themselves successful in the world. They realize their dreams. But stillness is also necessary. It is important that you drive your desires. Let desires not drive you. Have you been driven? No. How do you drive desires? The key is that everything is under my control. Dreams should not be on EMI. But life is running on EMI. No, no, that's what I'm saying. It's not that EMI is a bad thing. You should have enough wealth that earns more than the interest on your loan. You should have the price of the car. Yet you are taking it on loan. Because I have invested it where I will get more money. Then it will be less for us. Then you are driving desire, not living on desire. Yes, yes. I have ₹X lakhs. I will not buy a ₹50 lakh car. I will invest ₹50 lakhs in a place where it will become ₹70 lakhs. No, it will become ₹1 crore. And then I am willing to pay ₹20 lakhs in interest. I will buy the car on EMI. All wealth creators are running on loans. Invest money elsewhere. Yes, yes, Ambani, Adani, etc., keep their money moving. They run on credit. Don't ask us for so much money, we don't have it. Because the credit they take is an investment. They know that I will give 5% on this and make 10% here. I will return 5% of that. It is only when desires are controlled that the poetry says, "It calls." He won't know. So, keep this in mind that EMI is not a bad thing. Dreaming is not a bad thing. I don't consider any of these things bad. But life should keep moving. The foundation should not be abandoned. Have you heard those jokes? I am so middle class that if two pieces of paneer enter my mouth at once, I feel guilty. Another middle-class trait is that the middle class is crushed everywhere. People think that even pistachios are an upper-class thing. Yes, pistachios are also an upper-class thing. What happens is, if a festival comes, they celebrate it a bit more, even if their pajamas are torn, they will buy new clothes for everyone. The most dreadful thing is a wedding. The lower class will get married within their means, saying, "We can't afford this much for a wedding." It doesn't matter to them; they have plenty of money. The middle class usually gets married at double their means. It's certain. They have the capacity to arrange food for 500 people. They will book a hotel. They might not give a bullet, but they will give a car. They will have a destination wedding. They will have a destination wedding. They will also give gifts to relatives. After the wedding, it turns out they have gone back 20 years. They go into debt. Savings go into debt. They spend their lifetime earnings on weddings. They spend on weddings. For two or three days, to show off to others and to make reels on others' Instagram. I had a big argument with a man. My neighbor, older than me, was of the opinion that weddings are meant for spending. So I said, "Save it and invest it in your future. If you want children, invest it in their education, etc." I gave this kind of advice, which is very boring. So he said, "Why do you earn?" "Why do people earn their whole lives?" I said, "They earn so that one day, on the wedding day, they can blow it all away, and at someone else's wedding." Yes, if it's your child's wedding, not even your own. If it were your own wedding, it would be understandable that "I am getting married, maybe I will be happy after this, maybe not." It's a matter of prestige, right? I agree with him. "I'll live today as if it's my last day." Not theirs, but because they will be kicked out of the house in a few days. The son won't even remember. Why would he remember? He will remember, they'll put photos, garlands. That's all. The second thing is that people have gone crazy watching reels. Earlier, I used to see in the village, one wedding would happen, and everyone would come. Small functions like haldi and mehndi were done within the family. No, no, no, now they will build a stage. The boy's side of the heart-themed, mehndi-themed, and mustache-themed wedding, and what not, unnecessary expenses, and they don't have the money, but they are doing it. The photos should remain. There should be evidence that this person was happy one day. Look, it might happen. See, the upper class is called upper class because they are above. They have the upper hand. And the poor are below. The middle class is in between. Regarding this, Saint Kabir of our Banaras said, "Seeing the middle class, Kabir cried, 'Between two millstones, no one remains whole.'" Wow. And in the upper part, the handle is the government. Ah, you're right. When it turns, the upper part turns. We are ground by its speed. It doesn't turn. It has been in that state for ages, no improvement. The grinding is the same. These grains in the middle keep turning and grinding. Yes. They jump. These grains are the middle class. They are always afraid of people. Yes. But whoever went near the pivot, they were not ground. Ay hay hay hay. The pivot is in the middle. Yes. If you go near it, you might be saved. You might be saved. Although sometimes the upper part is lifted and fed from inside, still a few grains remain safe. You see them as upper-middle class who are saved. Yes, we can call them upper-middle class. Yes, those who are not ground from above and not worn down from below. Now we are making some sense. So when they say the rich are getting richer, it's because the upper part is turning, brother. It's turning at the government's speed, and the government is turning at its speed. There is a mutual understanding between them. There is a lot of distance between the lower class and them. The lower class is mismatched. The lower class is lying on the ground. What can happen to them? Nothing is trickling down. Nothing is trickling down. Another thing among the rich is, you know, middle school. There are three types of schools. Yes, primary, middle, and yes, that's it. Nobody remembers which middle school they went to. Yes, middle school, nobody remembers it. High school is remembered a bit because people fail. And there are three types of education: school education, college education, and life education. What do you remember? You don't remember KG or primary. You are too young. But the middle part is where your entire education happens. A useless life, this middle-class life. That's why. Otherwise, what's the alternative? Man in the middle. You can't be poor. Look at three people on a motorcycle. Yes. The one driving has control. The one at the very back has the option to escape. The one in the middle can't do anything. The one in the middle can't get up if they fall. They are bound to be crushed. Yes, they are crushed. That's why if you are in the middle row on a ship, it has handles on both sides. Yes. And legally, they have the right that both handles are yours. But nothing works for them. But they are not bound. They are bound. You are sleeping in the middle berth. Yes. Look at that too. The one below might wake you up, "Get up, brother." We're up. They want to push you down. You are not sure if you need the ladder on the side or not. No, no. Because as soon as you step on it, you reach the top. Middle. Then you have to bend. Yes. Middle. I am so middle class that in restaurants, I still read the menu from the right side, not the left. Wow. The middle class does this. The poor person hasn't even seen the menu. There's no question of left or right. They used to say, "Give me the menu." The ones above read the left side because they need to see what's exotic, what's new. They only need to see which one is cheap. If I wear a new t-shirt at home, I feel guilty. Yes, right? I can't sleep. "Oh, I had to wear it out of compulsion." Like, suddenly guests arrived. You had it. Now you need to wear something. You saw it lying there and wore it. You feel like, "It was a new t-shirt. I thought I'd inaugurate it outside." I have to do it with the watch. We think about everything, "Let's not wear this pajama today; it will get old. We'll wear it later. This t-shirt isn't that good; it's expensive. We'll wear it occasionally." We decide like this. We don't just pick anything randomly and wear it. We even decide which shoes to wear, brother. We wear the old ones until they are worn out. While you are watching all this, we are criticizing it. This is what the middle class does. Yes, they are humiliating themselves. No, because they don't feel they are like that. They feel these habits are bad habits. Yes, while they are part of it. They are part of it. They are fully part of it. I don't think how many people leave the sole of their shoes and don't even get them glued. They throw them away. The sole comes off the shoe, brother. Now people have stopped getting even chappals repaired. Forget all that. I went for shoes. It was a new shoe, not even a year old. I hadn't worn it much, but its mouth opened. So I told the person who sits outside our house to get it fixed. So I gave it to my helper, "Brother, get it fixed." So he went and called, asking for ₹200. "Brother, this is the kaliyug." So he said, "No, there's absolutely no guarantee, nothing will come off." "Okay, give him ₹200." We gave ₹200. After a week, the mouth opened again. So I myself went, "What happened, brother? You took ₹200, and the mouth opened again." "We didn't glue it." Now tell me, what should I reply to him? "We didn't glue it; you glued it." "No, it's the gluing part." "No, brother, what's glued here doesn't stick. The company doesn't know what they use; it sticks with that and then peels off. It doesn't stick." So my ₹200 went to waste. This is the middle class and its pain. The pain that the shoe is gone, and ₹200 is also gone. So you went in the pursuit of being smart. I mean, all that happens. Like when you are buying golgappas, one extra if not. That's fine. Sometimes the outer layer of the golgappa is fragile, and it breaks. So you say, "Oh, look, it broke as soon as I took it in my hand." "One more." You still think, "It's six for ₹20, so if one broke, how will I eat the broken one?" Although you eat it anyway. Right? Somehow, if you don't get it, you test someone else's sweets. We have a test order. They look at ₹400, ₹300, ₹800. They can afford ₹200, but they buy ₹400 worth. To show off, they bought the expensive one for home or guests. They will buy the ₹400 one. They are spending ₹200 extra. Yes. But at the vegetable shop, they will bargain. Yes, it will be known who is the real one. There, they suddenly return to their true nature. Because they see the suppressed person. They see the root, right? Yes, that radish, potato, root. They know where they came from. Suddenly, ₹1 per kilo. "What are you talking about, brother? He's selling it for ₹11." Wait for two more months. You'll get all this bland stuff in the drain. So you guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've also seen the habit of eating. Like, we eat, and then we pay the bill while walking in the restaurant. While walking, not stopping for it, because we're in a hurry. So, we mix fennel and sugar and take it in our hands while walking. We don't leave that. That's it. Yes. I went to eat last Sunday too. Falak didn't eat half a roti. We'll pack half a roti. And I wasn't hungry either. But there was food, and it would go to waste. Roti. And then it would cause gas. Eating half a roti is not called eating. No, it was half a tandoori roti. My stomach was full. I had already eaten two rotis with it. How can my stomach be full? It was full. Okay, so I picked that up too. I said, "Why are you wasting?" It can also cause gas. No, it was afternoon. So I picked that up and finished the leftover chicken with it. By the time I got home, it caused gas. I had to drink ₹15 worth of Eno. So what did you lose? That ₹10 roti became ₹20. ₹10 became ₹15. It went into the stomach. You should also consider this. In the middle class, if you are traveling, how do you calculate? Three people are going. AC ticket is ₹700. For the second person, it will be ₹1100. So ₹700, ₹1100. Not ₹700. Four people will see us there. So let's book second class. You unnecessarily paid ₹400 extra per ticket. You increased it by ₹1600 for four people, just to show that I... From which compartment did I get off? From which bogie did I get off? And then boast, "Third class was very bad, second class was very good." There are only two now. Third class is now sleeper, brother. Yes, brother, the crowd is like that. But it was our second class. There are only four of us. The curtain was drawn. Four of us. It became a room. You made a room on the train. Yes, it became a room. Then comfortably at night, no one to disturb. Spread out completely. And those wide seats. Although there are no wide seats. The middle class dies in this. So the middle class doesn't even get a hangover. No, because there are so many responsibilities. As soon as you wake up in the morning, you have to see if the child's school bus hasn't come, breakfast. If you don't have summer coolers, the cooler is broken. Whatever it is, get it serviced. The bill hasn't gone. All savings are made within the family. You try to save in four rooms at home, but you spend a lot outside. Why is the electricity on inside the house? Do we have extra electricity? Turn off all the switches. Turn off all the switches. I did this. Now everything is prepaid. So the day before yesterday, I was told that ₹800 are left for electricity. So I said, "Now, I'll run this one." So how is this possible? So I said, "The cooler, the summer cool, run it. Enjoy the cooler." So, "The cooler won't be that cold." So now, this is it. We used to save like this. Now I see the lights are off day and night. The kitchen light is also off. The bathroom light is also off. So we are frugal at home. I have also seen that we won't buy from the neighborhood vegetable market because it's a small market. We'll spend ₹50 on petrol to go to a big market where vegetables are ₹20 cheaper. Absolutely. That's one of our specialties. If someone tells you, "Oh, you need to buy vegetables. Why are you buying here? Go to Okhla Mandi. Get it for ₹10 instead of ₹15. It's fresh." You guys are creating injustice here. It's a den of thieves. Yes. So many times, the vegetable seller replies. "Okay, when it's bland, you can take it." I am so middle class that even my DLSR photos are average. When the ₹1000 note was banned, I didn't even have that. Middle-class iPhone. Yes. Sell a kidney to get it. It's an identity. Sell a kidney. They think, "I will use an iPhone." Even if it's not the 17 or 15, but any iPhone. It's not about being great; it's just a symbol. But look at the middle class. Look, look, look. This is the big one. Not our small one. Not the big one. Oh, ours is very small. They definitely buy an iPhone. Don't know why. India is a huge market for iPhones. It must be the biggest market where both the rich and the poor are carrying iPhones. And the iPhone people have seen this. The iPhone, when it's launched, its price is high. But the previous one is almost the same. After iPhone 10, it seems the price hasn't increased. Yes, almost. They sell it at that price, even though it has a better camera, a new chip. They'll give a difference of ₹5000 because they also know that he won't buy the 17, so he'll say, "Let me take the 16." If they show ₹2000 less, he'll buy it. Yes. So, the one that launches, there's a species like me who buys one less than the launched one. I am four generations behind. I swear. But you still buy an iPhone, right? Yes. Because for the price of four generations, you can get the latest good iPhone. But what happens is, all your things are synced, so I don't think it's worth it. There are one or two good things in it. So if I have the 17, I'll have the 13. When they reach 20, I'll come to the 15. Come on, slowly. That's also a habit. I've

It is the middle class. That camera or eyes, yes, eyes are also cameras, lenses, absolutely lenses. If they see it, then suddenly the garbage they were going to throw on the street, they suddenly say, "No, no, where is it?" Okay, but in private, they are what they are. Don't they ask at the airport, "Where are the washrooms, excuse me?" At home, they say, "Oh, I haven't used the latrine for two-three days, man." The second thing in the middle class is, you buy a car. Okay? Your car is parked, my car is parked. Now you have to show the other person that I am better than you, brother. So, if they have bought a car, or you have bought one, you will buy a car of equal value. You won't buy anything less. And believe me, suppose you have a Honda City and the other person has a small car parked, a Dzire. In three to four months at most, they will bring and park a Honda City. They can't tolerate it. They will die, that poor soul. In this misery, their wife, their children will start taunting them, the neighbors will say, "Oh, Kuldeep ji still has a Dzire, while you have a Honda City." They will buy it. After that, to show even more richness, you will call cleaners. "My car should be cleaned with a clean cloth." He will be watching, "What a foolish man." When I arrive, he is sleeping. So you will say, "Do one thing, take ₹100. I have new clothes, which I also do." Oh, he cleans at 4 AM, you have no idea which clothes to wear after cleaning. The middle class has what uncle said, "Whatever the desire is, that's it." Even if it comes out less, even if it comes out a lot, my desires. They wish it comes out less. Damn, it tastes bitter, brother. Children, sir, the black one. But the middle class drinks black coffee. They have taken that black coffee. The children get embarrassed. There is a child whose mother used to go to the office in the morning with his father's car. We, the mother, used to take him from school. She used to go by auto. So he refused, "All my friends go by car, don't come to pick me up." I have to face this a lot. They have bought a Defender, so I have bought a Defender. Ambani has 300. His bodyguard travels in a Defender. Whenever you have to compare, think of what you cannot do. They have an Intellia. Yes, so if someone says, "Look, they have bought a flat there." Ambani is so big. Because there are many people in the world who have much more than you, countless, and even more than that, which makes you jealous. Absolutely, there will be no one who is not above someone. So if you want to be jealous, be jealous of someone you can never reach. Then your desires will give up. Yes, that's also a point. If there are no desires, then what is life? What is life? Life is for being happy. Aren't we? If you are burning, who is feeling the heat? You yourself. Right? Keeping onions won't do anything. That's why burning is a natural thing, a human tendency that drives people and to achieve something. But when you are jealous or you want to become like someone. Someone can be very beautiful. Someone can be more intelligent than you in this world. Someone can be more skillful than you. Someone can be richer than you. Someone can be more successful than you. There are many such people. That's why I say, don't be jealous of me. No need to be jealous. Not even to burn an effigy. What is one thing? It is written behind cars, "Don't burn. Compete." Who gave this knowledge, brother? Compete means equality, not jealousy. Okay, don't burn, be jealous. Be jealous. So it's the same thing. That's exactly it. Because compete means equality. No, compete means it is derived from jealousy. It is a colloquial form of jealousy. Reach, reach, wrong. If you meant compete, it would make sense. So think about what is beyond your reach, your desires will lie down there. Okay, thank you very much. That doesn't seem right. Man is always jealous of his neighbor. This is why it is considered a sin. In all religious books, it is said, "Love your neighbor." Why is this said? Because the possibility of being jealous of the neighbor is very high. Because the neighbor's wife is more beautiful than my wife. The neighbor's car is bigger than my car. And when those neighbors become jealous, firstly, your relationship with your immediate neighbor deteriorates. And it happens. If something is good, it's superficial. Inside, it's for show. On the surface, they do it. Yes. The more you are jealous, the happier they become. They enjoy it, right? That's why whenever you are jealous of someone, of their success, resolve it in a fight. Break the mirror. You are equal there. Come like this. You won't shoot, will you? You won't shoot. To be jealous, when you go to buy a car, a middle-class car, or a TV. You decide that you want a 43-inch TV or the base model of a Swift Dzire. You will end up buying something slightly better. Because you will think that the sellers are also cunning. Yes, that this is ₹6800, I will give you this for ₹770. No, it won't be like that. Sir, what is the room size? Sir, honestly, for the room size, sir, not the TV, but the car. Then you will say, all four windows will open, and you will think, "Oh, good." Although mostly only two people sit in the front, sometimes two sit in the back. 90% of the time, only one person sits. Yes, or two will sit. Let's assume the person in the back is also above. That's why I didn't take it before. Then you know, sir, this has a model, this is the top model, sir. It's blowing air from the comfortable seats, it has an AC vent in the back. Take this. It will cost you nine, you went from 70 to 9. Why? Because yes, four people will ask. Damn, it will also be embarrassing to say that I bought the base model. So you will buy the car. You will go to buy a TV, you went for 43, and you will bring back a 65 to show off. We are ruined in this, no doubt about it. The TV will be the biggest. See, uncle, big TVs and good sound are also parasites, in my opinion. People like you, who will go for a ride in uncle's car. It will feel good, brother. That is also a characteristic of the middle class. Yes, those are our characteristics, we are telling them. Believing that the TV must be the biggest is also a characteristic of the middle class. How much TV do you watch? But there are many of our moralities too. Like, study hard, son, it's good. But not too many novels. I saw Devdas's novel in your bag. You were reading it. Or, it's good to play and move around, but the focus should be on studies. But with these cards, you play games like magic these days. Cards are synonymous with destruction. So many of my friends have admitted their children to good schools, beyond their means, as they say. Most people are admitting their children to schools beyond their means. The fees are ₹4-5 lakh per year. But they feel that my child will not be like me. They will be upper. That too, out of their own inferiority, their anger, or the fear that they might not be like me, they have done it. Believing that my child will study in a big school and become a big person. The problem starts again. I won't be able to name my friends. Now, what is it? He goes to pick up the car. He had a Maruti car. The child came crying and made a fuss. He came in a Volvo, that one. So he had to buy a car, an Innova, that too on EMI. After the child, the child is not talking about iPhones and iPads. His expenses have become astronomical. The middle class thinks that my child or my coming generation will not be like me. That is also in our thinking. And the children he studies with talk about subjects and objects that he cannot relate to. A complex is born within him. He feels timid. And that child, in 9th or 10th grade, is only talking about going to Cornell, going to Caltech, going to Georgia, and you are going to the village. Their college is there. You are telling your child that if you get good marks, you will get into Stevens. We have a different complex. Where did you and I go for holidays? Yes. Others have European holidays. You have immense pressure to go abroad. You made a Singapore passport. You asked everyone, and everyone said, "Go to Thailand." We then told people, "Will you take the child to Thailand?" Because they don't know what Thailand is. We decide based on popular perception. So, "No, we won't take them to Thailand, let's go to Vietnam." Now the child goes and tells people that we went to Vietnam. The other children laugh heartily. "What a cheap place." Then a new complex. We create so many psychological obstacles in the child's natural growth because you decided, "No, no, we will endure a little hardship, we will endure a little." But our child will study here. It costs ₹1 lakh, it costs, but our child will study here. How much pressure is put on the child? And then they will tell the child, "This is universal, not just in the city. Follow your passion." Now the child says, "My passion is history." "You have to do medicine. You have to do an MBA." Yes, make medicine your passion. Make medicine your passion. The child says, "My passion is playing cricket." "No, if it's guessed that cricket." "Okay, then leave everything, father, leave your job too." Yes. "We will make you a cricketer." Okay? "Now we will make you Tendulkar." The child is feeling it, brother. Every child feels like Tendulkar. Yes, that I will also become Tendulkar. I also felt it. My own maternal uncle's son, he lived his life for it. He played very well, went to the state level, traveled all over India for three-four years, good coaching, went to Gujarat, there is a good academy, he was fully involved. He is now working in catering, roaming around, because he didn't have it, brother. But the competition is also so much, right? Very much, right? So it's like you said, follow your passion, and the child, the child completely. Then the child says, "No, my passion is dance." "Father won't agree. Then you will become a dancer." "Dancer is fine. Your passion is to study a little, then do whatever you want." We also do this. "Do IIT, then you will live a life of luxury. We won't say anything. We don't want anything. Get married, live your life with your wife. We have no objection." The Kuldeep who was like this, like the family of a respectable pandit, that's what was seen. That's the same. In 11th and 12th, I was a PCM student. PCM, you understand, right? I myself was a PCM student. This is paracetamol. That's what I want to say. Physics, Chemistry, and Maths. I was a student of that, and because I was good at studies, but I had decided that I don't want to study this anymore because I had decided then that I don't want to become an engineer or a doctor. So I came back and said that now I will study journalism, arts. Okay. We call it arts here. We don't take the name of the subject. You directly choose science or art. Yes, science or art. Science and Commerce didn't have that much respect there. Here, if you study commerce a lot, it's a big deal. In my house, what is called a "pall of gloom" for art students is considered weak. For science students, meaning there are A, B, C grades in class, A is science, B is commerce, C is art. So this humanities, in my house, it was like a pall of gloom. A silent sadness spread. No one was talking to anyone. A dream was not fulfilled. It was like someone had died. Hmm. It was like a graveyard atmosphere at home. And imagine, a month passed. After that, "borrowed players" were brought. It turned out uncle had come. Uncle was good. Okay. Uncle has come. Not saying anything. Making sarcastic remarks. Doing everything normally. And then in the evening, "Come, come, sit. Let's talk a little." So you are sitting like a criminal, not with suspicion, as if I have committed a crime. And they directly come to the subject. They are saying, "Brother-in-law, you are taking Arts, you will study Arts. You were good at studies. So what happened? Suddenly you don't want to." I said, "No, I want to study this. I don't have the desire to do all that. I want to do something else." So they said, "No, but we have told everyone. Yes, for our things. Yes, we have told everyone, and since childhood, we have been telling everyone that a promising boy will do a lot, he is very smart in studies." So various arrangements were made. "Borrowed players" were brought, one by one they were coming. You suddenly see that there is no celebration at home. People like this are coming and explaining to you. The family itself says something like this, right? What all explanations. And this was that he doesn't do anything drastic under pressure. Everyone was told to handle it tactfully. Don't put too much pressure. Yes. And rat poison was brought to kill rats. Okay? Various interpretations were made of it. Various interpretations were made of it. Because someone told me that he took it, so I was troubled by rats. We had a house in the jungle. Okay? So, what is called a government quarter, we lived there. Behind it was a whole jungle. And behind the walls, the big rats would dig up the mud. So from this, that news spread. He brought rat poison. And the atmosphere became serious. "He needs to be handled very delicately, otherwise he might do something." Yes. "Don't put too much pressure on him." Finally, I told them that if anyone asks relatives, if anyone asks, tell them that he is studying Science. I did the Ashwatthama Hato Narov Kunjarov situation. I said, "If they ask further, say Political Science." It was correct. But first, I am asking, it is Science, right? Why go into detail? And I studied Political Science by insisting and protesting. Political Science, Economics, Sociology, these types of subjects were of my interest. I enjoyed studying them. And college studies are not useless, by the way. They increase your knowledge. Yes. But the basics are somewhat prepared. And now, although I didn't study seriously, I went down the wrong path. Mine was also like this. But we passed. Okay, we managed to pass there. Right? And we left. But that middle-class struggle, I understood later. At that time, I felt that these people are my enemies. But they are not your enemies. They also... You told me correctly. Whatever success I have achieved is through hard work. Absolutely. Yes, meaning we didn't have a childhood like Taimur's, nor an old age like Anoop. If I had done IIT, I wouldn't have had to work so hard. So they were telling you the right path. They thought, "These are shortcuts. These are proven methods to get into a very good college, a college of repute. And then life will become easy." Because if you graduate in Political Science, your years are gone, and then your options are limited. You can go into teaching, but a degree in Political Science doesn't have the same weight as an engineering or medical degree. So I can understand their point of view too. But at that time, I felt that they were my enemies. Those who are obstructing my path. Basically, this was the conundrum of being born and raised in a middle-class home. Yes. How to solve this? At that time, it became a crisis for the entire family. It was a bigger crisis than World War II. Because all their hopes were on you. Yes. So in that hope, they were seeing that if he does this, his life will be made. And at that time, I didn't feel guilty that I was disappointing them. At that time, I was in my passion. I was like Majnu. But very few people can do that. No, I was determined because there was nothing in it that I would do something great in Political Science. I just had an aversion to studying with everyone. I wanted to do something different, my own way. And I loved reading and writing. I used to write very cheap poems. I used to write stories. So the benefit of studying this was that I had a lot of time. If you were studying engineering, you would be busy with that. I had a lot of time in this. You could write or say whatever you wanted, go on the radio, get your letters published in newspapers. No, but then your life. You are writing articles. You are studying in this college. You are getting ₹100, ₹50 here and there in an envelope. But think about the atmosphere of a middle-class home. When children are growing up, parents are dedicated. They almost sacrifice their entire lives for the children. Absolutely. Once the child crosses 7th or 8th grade, their life ends. Outside, all their investment of time and money goes to the child. It goes to them. There is no guarantee of the future. Yet, they put their own future at stake, with the belief that they will get a little more than what we got, a little less struggle than what we had to endure. But there is a change. A change has come. Now people see their children and give up. They are lying around. So they think, let's not push this too much. Even if you go to the village, you will see children studying outside. I will talk about a place like Dudhi. They are going outside. Meaning, coming to Delhi to study, going to other places. And settling down. Meaning, in Dudhi today, I would say a good percentage of children are working in good places in other cities. My nephews and nieces are doing well. Someone is in Amazon, someone is in something else. Working in big companies. Their parents didn't bring this change. The story is different here. They themselves selected, "What is there in Dudhi?" Nothing except business. There are no factories or anything like that. There is Indalco, that's it. So they are watching reels.

Seeing them, they felt that something should be done in life. They stepped out. Now the pressure from parents on children is not of that kind. Now children themselves are also sensible. I will talk about the middle class. They themselves feel, "Man, let's move forward a bit." And good education is there nowadays, no doubt. And yes, times have changed. Times have changed a lot. Education is good. Exposure is so much exposure. There are so many jobs. You can see the life you desire. You can see it. It is in front of you. On social media, on all sorts of things. So you can make a minimum plan. That, "Sir, at least we have to reach here." After reaching at least here, like in our time, and I'm talking about that era, say I talk about 2005, then boys living and studying in small towns at that time didn't even know what they would become if they got good education. What would life be like? What is the maximum? Just graduate, pass BA, what will happen from that? Right? There wasn't even a desire for a job. Madam, you can see that this can happen. This is an example. Like the example of Patwa Toli, we used to see that, "Oh, so and so became an engineer." That's it. Otherwise, in a village, there was one more thing in our time: just graduate, pass BA. MA was considered, "Oh, he's old, he's become old by studying, he's done MA." But after BA, there were no jobs. So it was just a degree, which parents understood. Then children understood that, "No, man, we can study further than this. We can do engineering." And now computer science. It seems that if children have received a good, basic, decent education from private schools. Then they know which courses have job prospects. They are finding out, "Man, these are the top 10 streams for the next 10 years." Now it's the era of data science. The era of AI prompt engineering is coming. They are seeing all this. Like in our time, there was only a clerk in the bank. Okay. Or a bank PO in some factory. Clerk in the bank, bank PO, SSC, BPSC, UPSC. Yes, only these options. In Gaya, there is a place called Patwa Toli where all weavers live. And in those lanes, they are very narrow lanes, and gamchas are made there in large quantities, and other clothes, but mainly gamchas. From there, in the 90s, one person got into IIT. He is settled in America now. He must be around 45 years old. But just because of that one person's achievement, such a change came that when he returned to his Patwa Toli after getting a job in the US, the message went out that, "Man, IIT is that thing which can get you a job in America." And then it became the biggest IT hub in Bihar. In one year, 40-40 children went to IIT. It's a village, proper. Like in my house, I mentioned, I was the first person from our family, from our lineage, to leave for a job. Otherwise, in our house, jobs were not seen much. We were landlords, though. So I saw that change. All the children who came out of my house saw one thing: "Yes, Asif went out, and there was a change in life." That change has now come to everyone. So it feels very good to see that when facilities are available, people will study, step out, and do something. And there is a desire, a generational wealth. Some people are wealthy from generations and have decent money. Yes, that will never end. It's like that. There is generational poverty. Yes. That which has been coming, that which has been coming. So they see the escape route only in this. Because education is the only way. Because I can't do anything else. There's no money for business. Yes. There's no launchpad. This is one thing where, just by my hard work, I will get out of these traditional obstacles. Yes, from this trap, and if I get out, I will at least get my family out. Yes. And if possible, I will influence and inspire those around me a little. That is a desire in really poor regions. But in the middle class, they don't even have that advantage. They are stuck. Yes. Because they have a modicum of wealth. They don't have it, but it feels like traveling on a bus in Karachi. It's not happening, but it is happening. It's that kind of situation. They don't have to escape generational poverty. So they can't bring that focus, that dedication. They are confused. Yes. They also have many distractions. And because of this, they get trapped in various frustrations. Absolutely correct. Parents don't notice this. And what you were saying, they see it on social media. Aspirational. There's just a caveat. It's not related. What you see of successful people on social media is not the truth. Absolutely. It's a made-up reel. In which they are eating at good places, sitting in good cars. Struggle and other things are not shown. No, no. Whether it exists or not, that's also not guaranteed. It's not the truth. Their life is not as smooth as it appears. That's also not true. So this projection by social media of successful people is like MLM marketing. If you get caught in it, you will sink. Absolutely correct. But I am saying, regarding the exposure, they have this kind of exposure that they can understand. They can find out that if I have these interests in 10th grade, then what are people like me doing? Like, there are so many YouTube gurus available now who are giving knowledge for free. You can listen to many people. So if you have basic interests, you can explore. You have all sorts of guidance and research available. It's there. Meaning, that talk of success, some of it, like if someone succeeded in UPSC, their story is available on YouTube, on Google. So that is the truth, isn't it? So I am saying that the child, because so much information is coming to him. In most cases, he can understand whether this story is fake or true. Right? And he knows who to be inspired by. Whom to just swipe and move on. So that is the truth. Yes. But do you see any utility in hypocrisy, in any way? Because we are talking about it, it comes into instincts. It's inherent. So that hypocrisy is that I am fooling people and filling my pockets, and the other person is suffering. Many fake gurus and cheats do this. But a slightly more considerate, harmless kind of hypocrisy that has become inherent behavior in Homo sapiens. Like showing oneself as busy, assessing how much respect to give to the other person based on how much they are giving to me, bowing extra. All that is testing, isn't it? Where is their ego? Where is my ego? Until then, you practice hypocrisy. Otherwise, if you are truly humble, the first time you meet someone, you would hug them, bow down, whatever. But you first see if the other person is worthy of it or not. Which is, in a way, justified. But we have also found a utility in this inherent, harmless kind of hypocrisy. It is useful. The utility of hypocrisy, right? Yes. As long as something has utility, it won't go away. Yes. You can see the utility of hypocrisy like this: you tell the whole world that one should follow road rules. You yourself are entering from the wrong side. Yes. At that time, you feel, "Man, who wants to take so much trouble? Let's do it today." And you give yourself a little leeway, "No, no, no one is watching, and there's no policeman either." You will definitely lecture, "People lack civic sense. People lack civic sense." The one who lacks civic sense is speaking. They have often done the very thing they are speaking so openly about. That is the utility of hypocrisy. Hypocrisy does make life a little easier. To be able to do everything you believe in. I say you are not a hypocrite. If it were possible, you would do it. Yes. Like if you meet someone who is very young, a child, and he is asking you for directions. You could have picked him up in your car and dropped him there, but you also have to go to the office. You are not that bad a person. But for a moment, you feel, "Listen, listen, listen. Take a left from here. You will find it." And you shirk your responsibility and leave. You satisfied yourself that you did some good. Yes, that too. Because sometimes, not being a hypocrite can be painful. It can be deadly and harmful. A person was going in his car in Banaras. He accidentally hit someone. A woman got injured. He stopped the car. He called out to people, "You people come and help me take this person to the hospital." But they first thought it appropriate to beat him and beat him to death. His name was Manish, perhaps. Yes, Manish. They killed him. Today he is not in this world. Whereas, it was night, and if he had left, no one would have known. Perhaps he would have been caught after two days. Hit and run is not a good thing for life. And many times, he must have said, "Man, how heartless are those people who hit someone and run away." But he was caught and killed. He could have surrendered at a police station. Right? But he stopped on the spot and thought of helping. People broke his car. Which is not a big deal. Indians, in anger, would have caught him, tied him up, and given him a few punches and kicks. That would have been fine. People were angry. But they beat him to death. Because that man was authentic. Yes. He was not a hypocrite. Today he is not. This is also a thing that sometimes you cannot uphold the things you believe in. You cannot practice religion. You believe it is your duty. But you cannot uphold it. You cannot walk on that path because it is painful and sometimes deadly. So, every person who sometimes practices a little hypocrisy, we look down on them and say, "What kind of person is this? When their time came, they changed." We clap for the hypocrisy of actors after watching films. We call it art. Knowing that it is hypocrisy. If we are acting in our lives, the acting part. Like, I don't like you, and yet I hug you tightly after meeting you. I acted. That acting is called hypocrisy. Many times, but in this life, it has the title of hypocrisy, which is bad. But on the cinema screen, it is art. I think humans are biological. It's genetic. It's pre-fed information. It's in the hard disk. It can never be erased. It's called read-only memory. Survival instinct. There, he forgets everything. Yes. He has to survive. He has to increase his strength. For that, Modi ji used to say that these various schemes, giving people so much money directly, so many rupees, so much to women, directly into their accounts. He was strongly against it because he understands fiscal discipline. He knows how much money is in our treasury, how much we can spend. And he resisted for a long time. Then he felt it. But now Mamata Banerjee is giving 1500, so he is giving 3000. He himself is saying it. Because he named it "Revdi culture." Yes. Distributing "Revdis" is not in the country's interest. But distributing them himself was also not in the country's interest. It is still not in the country's interest. But survival instinct. You are willing to sacrifice the country's interest, so I will also sacrifice. I will give a little more than you give. He himself said, "There is a limit to hypocrisy." What to do? What to say? But what will you do? Then there is survival instinct. Survival of the hypocrites. Not the fittest. Because fittest is equal to hypocrisy. Yes. If you have to do that much hypocrisy. If you have to do this much hypocrisy. Because you know that it is very important for me to come to power in Bengal. It is also possible that their core belief is, "No, I want to do good for Bengal." But to reach that stage, I have to do all this. If I don't do it, I won't get there. Why is Mamata Banerjee giving 1500? Because Bihar gave, Madhya Pradesh gave, Maharashtra gave, Haryana gave. All BJP are giving. Punjab gave. Meaning, they haven't given. They haven't given in Delhi either. They said it. So sometimes they don't give. But they have to say it. If you call this hypocrisy, call it that. Or call it survival. Whatever. Survival instinct is hypocrisy. Hypocrisy is when people say, "Oh, I have a headache today. I don't feel like going out in the sun." Order from Blinkit. Oh, you get it. You get it on Blinkit. Enter the age of 18, and you'll get it. Okay, if you don't want to go, it's an excuse. Is it hypocrisy or is it just self-preservation, or call it comfort? Yes, call it convenience. Yes. Like the biggest role of hypocrisy is moment by moment. Hypocrisy, if you look at it, if you start looking from this perspective, there is deceit in small decisions in your daily routine, moment by moment. What a thing. The second thing, if you want to look inside yourself, when you go towards spirituality, to a temple, mosque, dargah, or church. When you go there, or to someone's funeral. The best ritual is the funeral. Brother, if you become like this, everything is selfless. When you come to the parking lot, who the hell parked their car in front of yours? That's it. Acting. Acting. Wearing a shawl, you wear it and go to the temple. Worship. "Lord, let everything be good. Give me good sense. Oh God, Allah, do everything. For everyone." Donation boxes. Everyone becomes very calm. Because you went there for peace. You meet a very big person, say, very reputable, famous, or rich. You met there, maybe. And your behavior in front of him is, "Yes, yes, yes." And then you meet a person who is at your level. You are driving your car. You see a street vendor. "Hey, hey, you poor people should be run over." People even say that. "They should be run over." You have completely let go. In just a 10-minute interval. So this is hypocrisy. What you were doing inside, and what you are doing outside. We are all hypocrites. The middle class does hypocrisy for survival. Because the upper class doesn't have to practice hypocrisy. Everything is available to them. Yes. Wealth, religion, always happiness. Yes. They immediately give. "I have donated 100 crore to this temple." Yes. They are believed. Their memes run, right? What do you want? Tell me. These gurus, saints, and mahatmas, they give large donations. That's why sometimes they get angry. "Look how much importance they are giving them. The entire temple is closed for them." Oh brother, look. You put in 12 rupees. They give 100 crore. They talk in crores. They should get that much. Absolutely privileged. Yes. You didn't get humility from knowledge. They got it from religion. You got religion from wealth. Yes. You go to a hospital. They have opened their own hospital. Yes. So you have to see that. And the poor people cannot afford it, so they keep complaining. Yes. They keep complaining. They can't even afford that hypocrisy. Yes. Their authenticity is a trap in which they are caught. How to get out? How to accept that I eat coarse grains? Yes. What does the middle class say? Millets. Yes. Seeds. No, if there is hypocrisy in poverty, then it is in appearing poorer. Because it is for survival. Yes. It is for survival. There is a saying. "Brother, we have nothing at home." In the village, didn't you get a house from the Prime Minister? Oh, take your child to the traffic light. Rub dirt on the child's face and make him look very ill. Very ill. Like a child is sick. At that time, he lies down with his tongue out. Brother, they sleep. In the village. And in that, what do you call it? A laminated sheet, on which some doctor's name is written, that he has this and this disease. They hand it to him. Yes. Everyone is doing it at their level, as much as they can. What is written on your side? Look, a person is also going in a car. His child is eight years old. But "Baby on Board" is written. Give it a little importance. Don't hit or beat. If it's not written, it means "No Baby on Board. Please feel free to drive through me." So there is a saying in the village: "If you look above yourself, you will be troubled. If you look below, you will be happy." This was a big thing. Look up, you will burn with envy, "Oh, he has that." Look down, "Oh, he has nothing. I have a lot, brother." So we also practice that hypocrisy. Look down, and you will be happy. Look up, and you will be troubled. This is good. Yes. Walk by looking down. Moment by moment hypocrisy. Wow, complete the poem. Moment by moment hypocrisy. What's next? You guys write. I am leaving Mishra, leaving the clue. Then Mishra, your name will remain incomplete, brother. Kuldeep, this is true. If you want to avoid injury, avoid accidents, then don't walk by looking up. Yes. Walk by looking down. You will be safe. If you look up, you will go up. You said I am leaving Mishra, so where will Kuldeep go? You will be left incomplete. Come on, I'll react to something behind or leave it. Being happy is a Mishra. Yes. Now Mukta has come. Not Mukta. If there are two Mishras, it will become a couplet. It's not about the street. This Singham will become Singham. News has come. Wildlife type. In Gujarat's Kutch, for the first time in 10 years, a chick of the Great Indian Bustard has been born and disappeared. The forest department had deployed 50 people to monitor it. But in the Naliya grounds spread over 1600 hectares, continuous monitoring of a small chick.

Impossible it is. Finally, that same happened of which there was fear. From a special experiment, with the disappearance of this chick that was born, the conservation of this endangered bird, the Great Indian Bustard, isn't it? Yes, the Great Indian Bustard, yes, has suffered a big blow. And they are continuously searching for the chick.

That in this area not even one male Son Chiriya is left. This has happened after many years, after 10 or 15 years. And to bring this egg, a distance of 770 km was covered in 19 hours. The egg was kept in a portable incubator. And then from that infertile egg, meaning, it was done in such a way that it was converted. And for the first time in 10 years, in Gujarat, a Son Chiriya chick was born. Now it was just a matter of it flying. That challenge remained, and before that, it was flying a little bit too. It flew away.

Then in the world, now only about 150 of us Son Chiriya are left. Great Indian Bustards, which will be in Pakistan. Most of these are in Rajasthan. In Rajasthan they are. In Pakistan they are. There, Arab people come to hunt them. This is why they became extinct. What is the specialty of this bird? Its very nature is a chick. It does not need even a little disturbance. So in Hindustan, their number was good. Now maybe around 140-145 are left. They are very big in size. They look very beautiful. I have seen one once. Son Chiriya is the name. Yes. For this only, India is called Son Chiriya. This is also Rajasthan's State Bird. Good. Yes. Great Indian Bustard. I had seen one once from very far. These are of this size. They are big. Great Indian Bustard, I used to think it was something else. No, it's a bird, right? That's fine. A human image was coming to mind. Yes, I understood. Said that no, it's fine. It is a bird. But as soon as you hear 'chick', the thought of a rooster comes, right? As soon as you said the word 'chick'. Chick, there's a song in this. I think in Ram Teri Ganga Maili. Which one? Sun Sahiba Sun. Aha, tune of love, I chose you, I chose you, you also choose me, choose, choose, Sun Sahiba Sun, have you heard? Oh, of course I've heard it, why wouldn't I? Tell me its second song, which one was it? I won't be able to tell you about this film. Listen to this song, listen to the song, what is the relation of this song with the Great Indian Bustard? What did you sing completely? Yes, yes, listen, listen, so tell me, I couldn't hear. I chose you, chose you, means chick, chick, you also choose me, choose, this is the relation of this song with the Great Indian Bustard's chick incident. I chick you, you also choose me. Shall I tell you something? My elder brother, when I was small, used to call me chick, no, he calls me Son Chiriya. Yes, from today we will also call you Son Chiriya. Here, my elder brother has now, well, stopped, but still sometimes he says behind my back, "Oh, did Son Chiriya's blood run in him or what?" I also have a very old connection with this. Sonbhadra, no, no, so when these Sonbhadra people, when it finished, then this, that golden bird, Son Chiriya, kept firing guns, what work, tip for tip, Son Chiriya, Son Chiriya, the movie also, the movie was also very good. It was a very good film, Sushant Singh Rajput was in it, Manoj Bajpayee was, Ranvir Shorey was. It was a good movie.

These are couplets. Atul has written and sent these on the chick. "Your invitation is accepted to me, but you keep this much in mind." He is not paying attention to your invitation. "Your invitation is accepted to me, but you keep this much in mind. Water may be of any brand. Take care of fried chicken." Keep fried chicken halal. Keep fried chicken halal. Keep it halal. "And if you board a crowded train, then keep your honor safe. The demand of new times is to keep cheek on stranger's lips." Oh, he shyed like this as if popular merit only talks about couplets, right? I don't know from where Atul has flown these couplets. Write the name too, man. If I read it, then we, man, but there is one more boring news better than that.

What, what, man, in UP, what constable of the police is there? Yes, yes, Head Constable Jai Bhagwan of the Traffic Police in Sambhal Police said that his stomach was upset, he suddenly had to go for defecation. It is alleged that when he told Traffic In-charge Dushyant Baliyan that he had gone to potty, the In-charge said on the phone, "I have not taken the contract for your shit." Oh my, oh my, those were his words, I am telling verbatim. After this, the Head Constable filed a report against the Sub-Inspector. The matter escalated so much that SP Krishna Kumar Bishnoi transferred both of them to the police lines. Their marriage also happened, right? Where, Krishna Kumar Bishnoi? Oh, he had drunk milk in the morning, so his stomach got upset. Yes, yes, he said that he had drunk milk, his stomach got upset. But why would anyone take its contract? If a man from Western UP drinks milk, his stomach will get upset. It is also very hot. In the heat, it is happening even while standing. Yes, standing, the stomach will also get upset, outside in the heat. This much is fair, man. Meaning, you, this much unity should be in the police. Yes. Good, the Head Constable's name is Jai Bhagwan. It sounds like he will blow a conch now. But in this situation, one should not take a risk.

But the Gongoo one is the best. Gongoo is a wonderful sound for this. Gopal Mandal, who has put it, not the train one, Bihar's MLA Gopal Mandal, who had said that he felt like 'gongoo'. Yes, yes, he, the 'gong' what it is, it goes into phonetics. Yes, gong gong, yes, that poor fellow had taken a picture in his underwear. Someone, the era of mobile phones has come. Gopal Mandal roams like that in the train. So for him, this is not a big deal. It was a normal thing. Okay. If he went to the bathroom, then he went in his underwear only. What was the problem? But this sentence is not inhuman like that. "I your excrement," he in anger, "have not taken the contract." No, like you would say, right, that at home then what to do? "An application letter for absence for defecation" should be written and mailed like that. No, look, like a man in anger says, right, "I have not taken the contract for your house, not for defecation." "I have not taken the contract for your defecation." He doesn't take the contract for his catchphrases. People take contracts for defecation. People who take five rupees outside for the contract of defecation, I am sure that is on contract. Yes, yes, that is by giving money, yes, that, like MCD parking and all this happens, right? You are speaking wrong, man, there is a contract for toilets. The contract for defecation, a man has to take himself. Brother, yes, in the toilet you give money. For defecation, you yourself, you will get the contract for the toilet. But for defecation, but for Jai Bhagwan's defecation, that is beyond your defecation, brother. It had just opened in CP. This defecation one is there, right, an NGO, tell me, Sulabh, Sulabh. So that was made very high-end by CP, neat and clean, with AC type installed, okay. In front of it, next to it, in our office at Jantar Mantar only it used to be, so let's go and see. When we went, five rupees, five rupees, that what it is, is a lot. In 2002-03, there was no account for that much. Yes, not eaten as much as a man would excrete. He said five rupees, "Sir, it's in CP." Immediately I took out my card, pressed it, he said, "Sir, no press." Then I was standing in front of him, writhing like this, what happened, two strong urges, but there was no money, I was just messing with him, oh, I'm lying, he asked, "What is it?" I said, "Go, go, go, number two." He thought I was from the press, lest I make a mess, then there would be a commotion.

Oh, I saw a prank video on Instagram, I don't know what happened to my algorithm, in which a man, like, three or four people are standing at a bus stand, he goes in front of them and says, "Brother, where is the washroom here?" He will do like this very fast, and he holds a small bottle in his backside, pressing it like this, and in it, some chocolate-colored, chocolate-type liquid is filled a little, and he presses it while bending like this, so that falls on those people, so it takes them two or four seconds to understand what has happened, but after that, what happens is that people chase and beat him. No, today on reels, all these pranks, there are very dirty people. There should be a limit. I also, meaning, decide something that, man, I am not below this. This anything, yes, that, and secondly, man, in a way, our country's image also, because it's international, now that Prince, whatever his name is, his superstar Puneet, Puneet, yes, he is eating bread dipped in a drain, such also is there. Yes, yes, people are doing anything, completely in the drain, on top, eating bread dipped in the drain and has come out after bathing in it, okay, then he is eating bread and some vegetable chole, the one who is taking his photo, whoever is making the reel, he says, "Put a little black chutney," so he is eating it dipped in the drain, right? Now whoever sees it in some other country, he will say, "People of India eat bread dipped in the drain." One, like this, damn, 72 questions about our hygiene, and civic sense, then we don't even like 73. This has become a problem, a reel has become a problem. Oh, on reels, man, I see my Instagram access and one more person has it. Right? Then someone sent a screenshot that you have liked this. No, I think repost, we, then I went and saw, it was truly reposted. It must have clicked, yes, so only two people have access. I asked a question then that it was not shown, I said, "No, I haven't even seen this." That which you swipe, right, it got pressed in that only. So it's on one side which is not visible. We, those icons, they are not visible because I understood that you, you have to put your finger somewhere else because on touching twice, I have become a fool that like on touching twice, it gets liked. Use with your left hand because it is more on the right side. On the right side, that is. From that, what is, your actions what are, in that then that is a good idea. In that, there were three reels, three reels or photo type things which got reposted naturally like that. So same type must have started appearing to you. Yes, no. But this also shows, right, to your followers that they have reposted this. Which you have not done. In a way, that becomes endorsing. In a way, it gets endorsed, right? So I said, "Man, delete all."

We, YouTube comments, Ankur Tiwari has written on YouTube, "You people took this boring news lightly." But it is catastrophic indeed, it was cat-related news. Yes, catastrophic, irritable old man has written. Greetings to Sardar Tau Khanchan. Due to lack of time and laziness, I try to work out at home. Your episodes help me three times a week. It is a little strange, perhaps, but your talks work as motivation in my workout. Approximately a 3-hour episode is very helpful for three days, 1 hour of daily exercise. When your talks echo in the house on full volume speakers, the family members are astonished and surprised as to what this addiction is. Yash is saying, "Don't know why." But on Sardar's 'will betray' dialogue, on Tau's dialogue, and on Tau's smiling 'betrayal' saying, I cried laughing. For me, that was the TT moment of this month. Anshuman Saini is asking Khanchan a question, "After leaving from here, how do you escape from Auntie at home?" If he doesn't do anything, then why would they be afraid, how would they get caught? There is nothing. Okay, if you want to wear this hypocrisy, then fine, brother, let's assume.

A user named Techie DC has commented. "Amazing coincidence." "Today only I started listening to the episode and in the evening storm that came in Delhi, my towel flew away." "After that towel becomes old, the sorrow of not being able to make it a cleaning cloth will remain." "Now the search for a new towel begins at midnight." "Today we were discussing the middle class." "See, the middle class has arrived." Bittu has written, "Greetings to all of you." "I searched for photos of Tau's youth days and I saw Amol Palekar, not Tau." "Then I searched for Amol Palekar's recent photo in which I saw Tau, not Amol Palekar." "My point is, you do this better." Sir, sir, Ajay Yogdarshan has written, "A gamcha is more versatile." "Benefits of a gamcha: tying it on the head protects from the sun, takes up less space." "Absorbs water quickly." "Convenient for wiping sweat." "A towel only looks good." "You cannot eat sattu in a towel." "In a gamcha, you can put water, salt, etc. in sattu, eat it right there, and then wash the gamcha." "Shake it and go." Anand Mathur's comment is, "Cat neutering is a necessary thing here for indoor cats, which we were talking about last time." "Illegal breeding happens a lot in India." "Many rescuers say that there is a big market in India for buyers of exotic cats and dogs at cheap prices." "In such a situation, barbarity is done with these poor creatures." "And what's more, the immune system of children born in such circumstances is bad." "Many times, at the age of six months, they suffer from breathing difficulties and deadly diseases." "Heart-wrenching is also that in the era of selfies and reels, when these diseases become more responsibilities than cuteness, their so-called parents abandon them on the road." "Neutering is necessary indoors." And responsibility, what it is, right, a cat or dog or whatever pet we, you have, this is a responsibility. Absolutely, you cannot abandon it in a bad state, when it gets sick, when it becomes blind, which many people say, so much cruelty is needed that you went in your car and left it somewhere on the road and ran away. Think what its emotional state is, it is running behind your car and you drive away, like a thousand curses, absolutely cursed, sir. Bosa, like Bosa, stays comfortably for one, one and a half, two days. Sister comes and gives him food. He stays happily. After three days, he starts getting angry. On the third day, when you reach home, he will shout at you. He tells you, but if you show love, he will forget. But once it happened that we went somewhere and it was the second day, and in the morning, sister came, put food, and left. And the food was not eaten. In the evening, sister came again, Bosa was not seen, and the morning's food was also kept as it was, and she told that, "Sister, Bosa has not been seen since morning," our condition got bad, wherever we were, we returned, found Bosa, he was in the house only, for some reason he was scared, it had rained, so he had not eaten food, concern, but the palpitation that happened, right, then I cannot even imagine that anyway.

Piyush Singh is writing that you people have been talking about coolers for so many days. But till now, you haven't talked about the original spiral cooler that used to throw perfume and water at weddings. Khansha must know how children used to stand in front of that cooler at summer weddings and get completely wet. Oh, they used to put perfume in that only. Yes. Not before, to be very honest. But behind, first there used to be plastic flowers. Just in which the cotton swab of perfume, what did you remind me of? That also for the wedding guests, for the wedding guests, in it below there used to be two green leaves, above what is, there used to be petals, all plastic, in it, in cotton, perfume applied and filled, it was for the wedding guests, "Take this," and that also, first bring it. Oh, he used to keep it in his pocket also and bringing it home, then at home we used to search that it was found from there, at the wedding, that also which switch board used to be, he used to search in that, if someone sends its photo, if an old one is found, it will be found, wow.

Anshuman Mishra is saying on the boring news. I did not understand how the cat's owner knew that the kitten's father was the neighbor's tomcat. Oh, they must have been seen roaming and playing together. No, man, every mother knows. Who its father is? Seen roaming and playing. From where does this one come roaming? Mother keeps a very close eye. Every Piyush's comment is. Henna in hand, kohl in eyes, and a towel around the waist. Tell me who? Henna in hand, kohl in eyes, and a bindi on the forehead, this was the song where anklets were on the feet. It's, it happens only in India. Oh, not Pardesi Babu, but who is this? Henna in eyes, kohl in eyes. This is about Kajol. I don't know, don't know. You, henna in eyes, kohl in eyes. And move forward. Answering, Virendra has replied, "Sardar Khan." Sardar Khan why? Yes, meaning, is this about Wasseypur or about my Sardar? No, Sardar Khan had a towel or a gamcha? It was a gamcha. Yes, it was a gamcha. Kohl was also in his eyes. Henna was also in his hand. Yes, henna was also there. And there could have been more. That same Sardar Sardar Khan only will be. Guaranteed it is. Sardar Khan, there are two here. Sardar and Khan. Sardar Khan is our name. We go somewhere together, right? Sardar and Khan. Is it understood? Please tell everything. One day, we have to beat the Inspector also in the SP office. Gentlemen, gentlemen, we will go to jail. So what do they say? The charge for beating an Inspector applies. We beat. Shashank Shekhar's comment is. Father was a lawyer. Although he practiced law in the district court. But he was fond of and interested in reading and writing. He had a good stock of red, green, blue, black pens. Highlighters, pencils, etc. But father only was a lawyer. I then was a thief. Stealing father's pens and pencils was my struggle. I also got quite a beating. For using green colored pens and for playing wearing lawyers' neck bands, I also got a beating and learned that green and red pens and lawyers' neck bands have to be earned. You cannot use them just like that. Right thing it is. We, you have to earn it. A pen had come in which all four colors were together. Four like this are, pressure. Click, click, click, green, red. I am sure it still comes.

Comments received on the ttf.in portal. Shant Baatuni's comment is. It is a post. Radhe-Radhe to all three Taal listeners. I am Shant Baatuni, quiet from outside, so talkative from mind that I never shut up. Life started with troubles, so I became quiet. I remained like that for quite some time. Then when I started understanding myself, almost half my life had passed. Then I realized that I loved talking. Just compulsions and circumstances kept me quiet. As Irshad Kamil's words say, "Dreams like mud, however much you shake them off your eyelids, they come back." Still, these dreams walk with me. They keep me flying. Don't know why your Teen Taal has inspired me to become more talkative. One day, I dream of becoming the fourth Taal listener in front of you. Jai Ho. Come, we will wait. The next letter is Hawabazi Sant. Hawabazi Sant. Greetings to all three Taal listeners. My name is Akanksha. Age 27 years. I am a PGT Chemistry Teacher and am posted in Muzaffarpur, Bihar. My own home is near Tau's birthplace, in Basukinath Dumka. Today, I was teaching Chemistry to class 10th, and while teaching the topic of alcohol as a fuel, Tau's words came to mind and I laughed too. Alcohol as a fuel is now increasing. 80%, 80% is coming. This country is moving on the path of progress. It will catch more progress very fast with nuclear power. And it will progress. The census will come again.

The people didn't even speak, man. Now, whatever has become 100 now, what can we do now? What more is there? We didn't talk about this. We didn't run the blisters of your heart today. No, now there are no blisters in my heart. See, in the 85 100% one, I am happy because if this happens, then various types of petrol will start becoming available at our petrol pump. 85 100 20. The problem was that those who wanted 100% were also being given 20 80. 80, oh my god, 80 petrol, meaning they will give 80, the car will become neutered. There should be a dialogue, "We will give 80, the car will become neutered." Do you understand what neutered means? Yes, there are two types of goats. One is intact, and one is neutered. You are understanding correctly. What was being said in English a little while ago. A wandering traveler posted. Uncle, Khansar, Sardar, lots of love to all three of you. I live in the Lake Constance region of Germany. I am in the IT department of a multinational company. After living in the solitude of Europe for 5 years, my mind started to feel restless. Friends had drifted away. I was getting distant from family. There was no companion. Keeping in mind the strange restlessness of my mind and thoughts, I started taking therapy recently. Since discovering Teen Taal, I have started feeling a sense of belonging and connection. Instead of spending money on therapy, I now go to a good cafe or restaurant. I listen to your podcast. Listening to your talks and stories, it feels like I am sitting among you and listening. My mind becomes calm, and when good things are heard, life feels simpler and more sorted. Lots of love to everyone and heartfelt thanks. The wandering coffee guy is not wandering. You live in big Constance. You have settled down. That's great, man. It felt like you were spending therapy money on coffee. Come here sometime, bring some for us too. You are saving money. We should also contribute, man. You brought three cups, didn't you? Now, the letters we have received by email. The letter is from Mast Mannana. The talk came up about coolers, the wind blew, and the incident came to mind. I won't take the college name. Even if you Google it, you won't find it. Two types of courses were run there. One long-term and one short-term, meaning 6 months. In 2018-19, we all got admitted to the hostel. A year had passed for us. Summer was approaching, and this was the time when we were about to become super juniors to seniors. There was a fan in the room, but it was insufficient in the Noida heat. Students were free to keep a cooler at their own expense. Our friend, the honorable Mr. Shivam Sharma, decided that the seniors who were leaving should have their coolers seized, and the new people who would come should be sold them. Mr. Shivam slowly started positioning people in the same way that political parties position celebrities. First, a courtesy visit, then a chat over tea, then lunch. Attention was paid to the female seniors. The hard work paid off. Some coolers were obtained at cheap prices, and some for free. Those that were in good condition, we kept for our use. When the new students arrived, whoever needed a cooler was told to mention Mr. Shivam Sharma's name. The popularity of Mr. Shivam Sharma among the girls was such that he started being called "Cooler Wale Bhaiya" (The Cooler Guy). This news reached Mr. Shivam. Mr. Shivam just wanted to be sure that the girl he had a crush on didn't call him "Cooler Wale Bhaiya." They spoke once or twice, but it was just an introduction and a formal greeting. The lady was reticent and from Kashmir, and Shivam Sharma was a devout devotee of Lord Shiva and Ayodhya's king. Due to ideological differences, things didn't work out. Now, here enters my former roommate, Vinny. He has his own unique charm. A walking encyclopedia, using ornate vocabulary in both English and Hindi, and eloquent. One evening, seeing an opportunity, Vinny struck up a conversation with her and asked about going to the market. After going there, both drank juice, and because the wallet was left behind, Shivam Ji, who was lying in the hostel room, got money transferred via UPI. Shivam Ji had no idea that friendship was raiding his vault. That too with his own UPI money. Gradually, Vinny and Madam's friendship grew. She was in the short-term course. They started going to the market every evening. I had made Vinny my roommate to learn football from him. Now I started practicing alone. A rift occurred between Shivam Ji and Vinny. Conversation almost stopped. When a woman behaves friendly, she shares her problems. A man in love not only listens to her but also tries his best to solve them. She said she felt very hot and didn't have a cooler. Then what? We had two coolers. Vinny asked me, "Brother, she feels very hot. Your cooler is small. You are not using it anyway, so can I give it to her?" I agreed. We got permission to enter the girls' hostel for the first time. We set up the cooler at Madam's window. After a few days, that cooler blew out. Vinny came again, "Brother, yours is blown out. I'll give you mine. The others will be repaired." We exchanged coolers again. Now I didn't have a single working cooler in my room. Two days passed, three days passed, a week passed. Now these two didn't even come to the room to spend time. Sometimes the library, sometimes the market, sometimes an evening walk. He would come to the room at 11:00 PM and leave in the morning, and I was troubled by the heat. I couldn't even bring myself to ask him to get the cooler repaired due to shyness. I used to go to other friends' rooms. They were all already jealous. They treated me like a stepchild, saying, "You got it repaired for her. No, why wouldn't you get it repaired? What kind of talk is this? Your cooler is blown out, and you are sleeping in the heat." I endured all these harsh words along with the heat. The course ended. Madam left. Gradually, Shivam Ji and Vinny also reconciled. Our session also ended. I got placed in a company in Noida. Shivam and Vinny both rented a one BHK flat together. Then they bought a new cooler there. I don't know about Vinny, but Shivam Ji's cooler now has a lifelong enmity with coolers. The window AC is his only love. I am still waiting for my cooler. Sir, thank you, Mast Mannana, Lalganj, Vaishali. Brother Mannana, whatever cooler image is in your heart, may you get a super cool cooler. This is our wish too. Bhatia's too. If there is a wish, there is Bhatia, and if there is a cooler, the matter will become cool. That's good, Brother Mann. The next letter is from Khalnayak, who is a dermatologist by profession. Yes, who is a dermatologist by profession, that's why he is Khal. From Shalimar Bagh, the current throne of Delhi, I, Khalnayak, salute all three of you. In the last episode, thanks to Summer Cool, the discussion on air coolers brought back some unique memories. Nostalgia is one hell of a drug, and Teen Taal serves it in the best way possible. It's about the medical college hostel where our room was on the seventh floor. From the balcony, Feroz Shah Kotla Stadium, Bahadur Shah Zafar Marg's newspaper offices, and even the Yamuna velodrome in the distance were clearly visible. During IPL days, we had not Dolby Atmos but Crowd Atmos. We could tell from the noise when a wicket fell and when a boundary was hit. Troubled by Delhi's increasing heat, I decided to buy a desert cooler with my roommate. We reached Kamla Market and found out that to buy a good cooler, we would have to buy different parts and get them assembled. Motor, blade, pipe, khus grass, everything was bought separately. Every shopkeeper was selling guaranteed coolness, and we kept taking the best from everywhere. The result was that the budget evaporated before the cooler was even built. There wasn't even money left for spray paint. So the iron uncle did it for free. We installed the cooler on the balcony, arranged the khus grass, put water in it, and turned on the machine. The coolness we got after 20-25 minutes was no less than magic. The room temperature was 20° lower than outside. We kept the door slightly open, and the fragrance of khus spread throughout the corridor. Gradually, our room became a cooling hub. During that time, a friend, who is now my wife, gave me a CD by Keni Ji. Along with the cool air, the smooth jazz made the atmosphere even cooler. Even today, when I listen to that music, the coolness returns. Many friends adopted our cooler recipe, but none of their coolers worked as well. Then I understood that some things are made not just by assembly but by chemistry. Sardar is right, three things are essential in a cooler: air, water, and hope. A few years ago, I went to the same room. Now there was an AC installed, the door was closed, and the room was chilled. That's when I understood that for a cooler, you have to keep the door open, and for an AC, you have to keep it closed. Overall, this episode was a complete value for money. With love, Khalnayak. Wow, wow, wow. What a beautiful thing you said. Keep the door open for the AC, for the cooler. Keep it open. Closed for the AC. Very good. Keep the door open. Keep it slightly open. Ventilation is very important. Do you know a dermatologist? We are fearless. How? A dermatologist. So people study dermatology. They will skin you. Yes. If their name were Khana, Khana Khinch Lenge (Skin Puller), it would have been good. We will skin you. You can think of that too. There was Falta there, Falta, right? That assembly constituency. Where the cap was put on. Yes. A man was speaking on a loudspeaker there, saying that whoever votes for BJP tomorrow, his skin will be equivalent to... equivalent to... equivalent to... He was caught the next day, weighed in his lungi. The next letter is from Bhains Ka Deewana (The Buffalo Lover). Bhains Ka Deewana (The Buffalo Lover), bracketed, Double Doctor. Yes, figure out your meaning. Sardar, hi-fi. Uncle, greetings. Khancha, with love, a big hug. I am writing in Hindi for the first time since the tenth grade. I started listening to Teen Taal this year. A senior of ours told me, "Watch Teen Taal, it will be fun." At first, I thought it would be a normal podcast because nowadays, there are fewer people and more podcasters in India. But later, I understood that it is different from the rest. I am from Maharashtra. I am currently doing my PhD in Bareilly. I am a veterinarian by profession. Understood, that's why my family also calls me Double Doctor. I have some other names too. My complexion is a bit dark, so some people lovingly call me Crow. My third name is Panauti (Jinx). Friends say that when I am with them, something or the other goes wrong. Like, the bus doesn't come, the train ticket doesn't get made. Oh God. My question is for Uncle Khancha. Is there really such a thing as good luck and bad luck? I don't know why, but since childhood, my habit has been that whenever I leave home, I think, "What could go wrong today?" People say "Be positive," but my approach is a little different. I think about what could go wrong so that I am prepared for it. Because of this thinking, I remain happy most of the time. Bhains Ka Deewana (The Buffalo Lover). Double down. Luck, destiny, both are the same thing. Do you remember that song, "Why are you spoiling what you made, destiny?" Destiny means luck. See, luck is not good, luck is not bad. Absolutely, what you think went wrong was for your good. No, it was good. It could have been worse. Yes. By saying this, we call it "graha katna" (a planetary affliction). Right? You fell somewhere, broke your knee. It's good that your leg didn't break instead of your face. Your face didn't break. Nothing bad happens. The bus didn't come. Maybe it would have crashed somewhere. What trust can you have in a bus? Yes. It didn't crash today. If you had boarded someone else's bus, it might have crashed. It could have crashed. No one can control the bus. So, this is about destiny. There are many songs about destiny. Listen. Very fun songs. About destiny? Oh man, I just heard one, "Why are you spoiling what you made, destiny?" Destiny means luck, and I have no complaints from anyone, no grievances. What was written in destiny, we didn't get. Ha ha ha. Naseeb was a movie of Govinda. Naseeb movie. Your city is strange, a ghazal. Jagjit Singh sang, "This city is so strange." This is called destiny, that separation... Oh, that's a very beautiful ghazal. Okay. "In my destiny is your love, friend." That song too. "Is you in my destiny or am I in your destiny, who knows?" Yes. Don't understand. Next letter is from Bor. Today I am realizing why it is called therapeutic bullshit. I am not sure about therapy. Yes. What we talked about, I have no idea. Today, we won't know either. A lot. Today was a very good thing. A different thing. Didn't find out what happened. Don't know what guy, what you guys are up to, man. No, no, not up to. I was about to say something else. I stopped. What is it? The grass is greener on the other side. What is this called in English? The grass is greener on the other side. I think that that is true today. Or Untethered Brahmin. Brahmin's letter. Untethered Brahmin. What do you call untethered? The one that is not tied, free, free. Uncle, Khancha, Sardar, lots of love to all three of you. Human thoughts change, I had heard this, but I never thought that one day the plate would change. What I considered taste, habit, nature for years, has now become a moral question. This experience is both a bit uncomfortable and a bit enlightening. I have been eating non-vegetarian food since childhood. Everyone in the house ate it, so there was no moral dilemma. In fact, to tell the truth, I loved it. The situation was such that I even took the responsibility of civilizing friends who didn't eat non-vegetarian food. Some are such that they only eat meat cooked by my hand and only eat with me. When my mother was looking for a girl at the time of marriage, my only condition was that the girl should not be a pure vegetarian. Otherwise, a cold war would start in the kitchen even before the married life. Last year, fortunately, I had a daughter. About 20 days after that, a small party was held at home. I went to get mutton. One goat had already been slaughtered. It was the turn of the second one. Just then, it somehow broke its rope and jumped into a nearby pit and started drowning. It was hour third. The butcher was trying to pull it out, but it was running away from him. The situation was such that it would have drowned and died. Yet, it was struggling to escape dying at the hands of the butcher. Death was imminent, but it wanted to choose the type of death. Standing on the shore, what fear do you have? At that very moment, its eyes met mine. I was shaken to the core. I had never had such an experience before. Perhaps because a father, 20 days old, had now been born within me. For the first time, I saw the fear, helplessness, and desire to cling to life of a small creature so directly. That goat suddenly wasn't just mutton anymore. It was someone's life. With all its stubbornness and fear. After that day, the taste of eating non-vegetarian food decreased, and memories increased. Gradually, the enjoyment ended. The situation is such that I have almost become vegetarian now. This change also affected the home. Family members also eat less. But this is what gives me guilt. What about those friends who started eating non-vegetarian food because of me? Those people whom I led down this path, is the sin of their share also in my account? Or is it just changing sensibilities with life experiences? I want to know this from the Teen Taal Panchayat. Is this just sentimentality? Is it the effect of fatherhood, or does a new moral compass truly sometimes get born within a human? Untethered Brahmin. That's the same thing we were just talking about, isn't it? I don't eat goat because of that. I don't eat mutton. Yes, there's no guilt. We don't eat goat. There's no guilt. We eat mutton. Yes. And if the goat is slaughtered and eaten, we offer sacrifices, and if you slaughter it, you don't need to make eye contact with the goat. And maybe we are humans, and many kinds of sensitivities and emotions awaken within us. Think about the butcher, he wanted to save the goat, he raised it, he wanted to save it so he could slaughter it. A tiny life, so he was struggling. We... The goat was running away from him. It's not necessary. Why? Because a leopard also falls. If you go to save it, it runs away. That doesn't mean it's running away from you. It's running away from you. Anyway, but it's a wonderful coincidence that you made eye contact with it, or your eyes met, and your eyes were blessed. Right? And you changed. The credit goes to the goat. Brother, it goes to the goat. You changed. Although after a few hours, the goat's sin will not be yours, if others who are eating it are eating it. And you are not eating it, its virtue will also not be yours. And to eat it, many, many things lose interest. Like I lost interest in capsicum. I won't get any virtue for that. How many capsicums will be saved from being eaten by me? I sent one day, even a capsicum pakora. Yes. Fried whole in it, double fried. First, the capsicum was fried. Then it was coated in gram flour. Then it was coated in gram flour and made like a bread pakora. Then it was cut and sprinkled with chaat masala. Aha. Bam, bam. So, if you see the goat like a capsicum, then by you not eating the goat, the goat has not become the secretary of the personnel department by growing up. It has been cut. Someone else ate it. It went into someone else's stomach. Yes. It hasn't become the secretary of the personnel department. No, sometimes the secretary of the personnel department is made a goat in big cases. Yes. So, that's it. Goats, or rather mutton, is a living thing, so it has a different taste, right? If you... Yes, the taste is different. So, people see it as food, they raise it as food. Just like capsicum, whoever grows it, doesn't grow it for its fragrance and beauty, but as food. As food, they grow it. Someone grows it, someone buys it, sells it, and someone eats it. Hmm. This happens with goats, chicken, and many edible animals. Uh, so don't get caught up in sin and virtue. But we are happy that something has changed within you. This is very necessary. Change is important. Yes. Because nothing is good. That people who eat non-vegetarian food are good. It's good. It's not like that, and either vegetarian eaters are good, or sattvic eaters are good. Nothing is good. It's different. To keep changing things in between, good thoughts. You changed, so it seems your sensibilities were stirred at that moment, or awakened, and you decided that I won't eat, or rather, I will eat less, and I will also inspire my family to eat less. You can also inspire your friends to eat less. There is nothing better than this. Protein deficiency can be fulfilled by eggs. No, why tell friends? You stopped eating, so let it be. You didn't like it? No, no, sometimes a person is not always hypocritical. Sometimes there is a desire, a guilt, right? Like you made eye contact, you went to the level of compassion, looking at the goat, then you feel, "Man, I initiated eight people." So, how many goats must be killed every day because of them? Then that guilt comes. That's it. Yes. So, I wear shoes. If I made eye contact with the child who made these shoes in China or Indonesia, I would stop wearing shoes so that child would get an education, but I don't know how it reached my feet through what process, so I am happily wearing them. If you come face to face with how Soya Chaap is made, you will leave Soya Chaap. If you see how paneer is made, you will leave paneer. Where vegetables are grown, where they are washed, where they are washed, if you see that, then you won't eat it. Then you won't eat it. Truth of Sabudana exposed. Yes. Shrutika's letter. Victory, victory, victory. Greetings. A colleague from my office told me about Teen Taal. At first, I thought, "Who will listen to such long episodes?" But one day, while riding my scooter, I started listening and finished the entire episode. Now it's a habit. Don't listen on the scooter. Yes, that's risky. I live in a small town in Uttarakhand. You can guess the name. Hearing the name, people imagine mountains, cold air, beautiful valleys. But the truth is, I live in the Terai region, where there are fields all around, and the weather is such that you bake in the summer and freeze in the winter. I am a teacher of small children and live alone in a big house. My family is in Delhi. In such a situation, when I listen to your stories, whether it's about mental health or memories of the village, it feels like my own. There is one difficulty, though. Being from Himachal, I often have to think hard to understand Khancha and Tau's slang because I haven't had a deep connection with those regions. The heat here is such that a person starts doubting their own decisions. I feel the heat a lot. I also have a cooler, 3 years old. Every summer, I feel like replacing it. When I hear you praising Summer Cool, my mind wavers even more. But then the Indian mind awakens, and I think, "It's still working." A little important. Yes, we were talking about class. Work is going on, so let it run. It leaks a little water. The buttons sometimes give up too. But it gives air, and a peaceful sleep too. One day, I was talking to my friend. He has an AC. He lives in a big city. But he also admitted that the peaceful sleep he used to get in front of the cooler when he lived in a rented house in a small town was unmatched. So, the conclusion was that whether it's an AC or a cooler, true peaceful sleep comes when the mind is calm and you have a little bit of yourself. For now, he is struggling to become a sahib, and I am dreaming of becoming his memsahib. Let's see who becomes first. May your blessings remain. Shrutika, a teacher of small children, listens. Her name is Shrutika. We are very beautiful. Very good. I can guess the region where she lives. Which place in Himachal? No. Oh, she lives in Uttarakhand. Himachal. There are many places in Himachal too. Yes. Many are plain. Which are plain. And it's very hot there. If you go to Haridwar in Uttarakhand, Ranikhet. In Ranikhet, it's Ranit. She said it freezes in winter and is very hot in summer, but that's not Terai. She said Terai. So, in Uttarakhand, Ranikhet is in the mountains. Yes, Ranikhet is in the mountains. You have to go via Corbett or from here via Dehradun. It could be Dehradun too. It's below Dehradun. We are also beyond Dehradun, places like Herbertpur, Vikas Nagar. Okay, tell me now, I'm getting worried. On the way to Nainital, there is also Terai, Rudrapur, etc., which are in the plains. Absolutely, tell me. I'm getting worried. No, I have a bug, man. You told half. The next letter is from Benam Bichhu (Nameless Scorpion). He will sting, man. You won't even know from the story. Lord of the Last Moment. Victory, victory, victory. Benam Bichhu's greetings to the incomparable group of Teen Taal. Greetings. I am writing this letter through translation, so forgive any mistakes. This is my second letter. But in one episode, hearing Sardar's name gave me courage and the desire to write. I have been working as a postdoctoral fellow at a university in America for the last two years. I started listening to Teen Taal from the Gulsang episode. Since then, I have been listening to every episode. While working in the lab, Teen Taal keeps my mind calm. Not too intense, not too light. I am an introvert, but I connect with Tau's talks and get so much content from them that I can have some interesting or knowledgeable conversations with people. It's a story from 2013. I was doing BSc Honors Zoology. Like all students, we used to make our practical records on the last night. That's why I gave people like me the name "Lord of Last Moments." In Zoology practicals, more than 100 drawings had to be made. Insects, animals, bones, and then it had to be bound and submitted. Our habit was to first get the blank record bound and then finish all the work the night before the exam. A friend of mine, let's call him Nalayak (worthless), consumed smoke in the evening to stay awake all night. The wise will understand. Maybe he also had an extra shot. Then, sitting inebriated, he made the record all night and reached the exam in the morning with red eyes. He said confidently, "Man, I made the entire record in just one night." I was the class representative, so I had to get everyone's records signed by the examiner. When I saw his record, I was stunned. In the entire 100-page record, he had drawn only one picture, the amoeba, 100 times. The same amoeba on every page. When I showed it to him, all his intoxication vanished instantly. Panicked, he said, "Brother, now only you can save me, otherwise I will fail." When I took the record to the examiner, I was in bad shape inside, but I showed confidence from the outside. I was lucky. The examiner said, "Open the last page of everyone. I'll sign quickly. Then we'll have a viva." I did the same, and no one found out. In the evening, that Nalayak friend repaid my favor by treating me to samosas. Benam Bichhu. You reminded me of the amoeba, man. Amoeba, and it seemed like Paramecium too. Let's make them both, that's fine. Guru. Amoeba. That's all for today's letters. Write letters to radio@aajtak.com. Subscribe to Teen Taal clips. Hey, go to tstpin and post it there. The public will also read it. If Sardar doesn't read it, you won't need to. Sardar will be forced to read it. Absolutely. And YouTube, because its prestige will decrease, man. Comment on YouTube. Press Radio Aaj Tak. radio@aajtak.com. Yes, you can write letters here. Emails are also allowed. Everyone can write. Absolutely. Which story did we miss? Which things did we touch upon superficially but should have known in depth? You tell us. Which stories did you remember from our talks? Middle class. A lot was missed, brother, brother. There is so much hypocrisy. There is no limit to it. In the middle class, there is only one thing. What are the top classes? The top class is endless. Endless talk. There is so much to say, to do, right? Because he is living in it, man. He has to do everything. He has to say everything. Haniya Amir. Her stories. Amir. Haniya Amir. Do you know her? Hernia Amir. No, no. Haniya. Haniya. Brother, whoever it is, it's Haniya Amir. No. You dissed her. Dissed her. So, the middle class is like this, the king. We will meet in the next episode. Victory, victory, victory. Teen Taal presented by Summer Cool Coolers.