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Μου αρέσει πολύ. Μου άρεσε πολύ η σχέση πατέρα-κόρης. Μου αρέσουν πολύ οι ενδιαφέροντες άνθρωποι. Ήθελα να νιώθει πολύ αυθεντικό. Ναι. >> Κοίτα σχετικό. >> Λοιπόν, σαν >> αυτά δεν είναι του γούστου μου. Εγώ απλώς κάνω δημοσιογραφία έρευνας. Σταμάτα να γελάς. >> Ωραίοι άνθρωποι. >> Ω, θέλεις να φαίνονται φυσιολογικοί. >> Ναι. Το καταλαβαίνω. Πραγματικά φυσιολογικό. >> Ναι. Ακριβώς σαν ένας κανονικός τύπος που είναι κωμικός. >> Τέλειο. >> Κάπως μισοφαλακρός. Και >> έχεις σκεφτεί να ασχοληθείς με κάποια καριέρα; Ε, εννοώ αν ήμασταν σε σχέση θα έκανα τα βίντεο σου στο OnlyFans. >> Ω, εντάξει. >> Δύο γκόμενοι. Όχι ένας, αλλά δύο γκόμενοι. Δύο γκόμενοι στο μπάνιο. >> Γεια, είμαι η Chelsea Gabrielle και παρακολουθείτε το Two Goons. Έχω δεχτεί αιτήματα από άντρες για φωτογραφίες, ας πούμε, των περιττωμάτων μου και τέτοια, και αυτό συμβαίνει επειδή σε κάνει πιο ανθρώπινο. >> Αυτό σου λένε; >> Νομίζω ότι νομίζω ότι πολλές φορές αυτό είναι. Ναι. Τουλάχιστον σε αυτή την περίπτωση, είσαι μια θεά. Είσαι πολύ, πολύ ελκυστική και αυτό σε κατεβάζει ένα επίπεδο, γνωρίζοντας ότι τα περιττώματα βγαίνουν από τον κώλο σου. >> Αυτό αρέσει σε αυτόν τον άνθρωπο. Ναι. Σαν να τον κάνει να νιώθει πιο συνδεδεμένος. Σαν να σε βλέπει περισσότερο σαν άνθρωπο όταν >> δεν φοράς μακιγιάζ. Βλέπουν, ας πούμε, τα περιττώματά σου. >> Όχι. >> Ναι. Δεν ξέρω. >> Του χρέωσες γι' αυτό; >> Δεν το έστειλα. Ακόμα δεν το έχω στείλει. Έχουν περάσει τρία ή τέσσερα χρόνια. >> Ποια ήταν η προσφορά; Εννοώ, δεν έχει, είναι κάπως γύρω από αυτό για τρία ή τέσσερα χρόνια. Ναι. Οπότε είναι, είναι ναι. Είναι κάπως >> συνεχίζει να το ζητάει. >> Ε, υποστηρικτής για τρία ή τέσσερα χρόνια. >> Είσαι θαυμαστής. >> Ναι. Έχεις τους φάλαινες. >> Ναι. >> Δεν υπάρχει τίποτα κακό με τη φάλαινα. >> Ναι. Αλλά δεν του το στέλνω γιατί δεν υπάρχει κανένα κίνητρο για μένα να το στείλω. Ξέρεις >> ποιος θα ήταν ένας αριθμός για σένα αν ήσουν σαν, αν έλεγε, "Γεια, ορίστε 1.000 δολάρια. Είναι αρκετά για μια φωτογραφία περιττωμάτων;" >> Όχι. Όχι. >> Το σέβομαι αυτό. Ναι, το σέβομαι αυτό. Ανέβασα τις δικές μου δωρεάν. >> Φωτογραφίες του κώλου μου. >> Ανέβασα τις δικές μου δωρεάν. Εσύ [ __ ] στο Εσύ πραγματικά το έκανες. Πραγματικά ανέβασες φωτογραφίες του [ __ ] στο διαδίκτυο; Ναι. >> Εννοώ, έχω κάνει χειρότερα. Οπότε, είναι σαν να έφυγα από το σπίτι πολύ νωρίς. Ήμουν πολύ επαναστατική. >> Εντάξει. Οπότε, εσύ τι; Πόσο χρονών ήσουν έφυγες από το σπίτι; >> Την πρώτη φορά ήμουν μάλλον 13, 12, 13. Και μετά για τα καλά ήμουν 15, 16. >> Πού έμενες; >> Ε, αρχικά πήγα και έμεινα με τον πατέρα μου >> και μετά απλώς έφυγα μόνη μου. Οπότε, σαν να άρχισα να ζω με έναν φίλο και πήραμε ένα διαμέρισμα. >> [ __ ] Ουάου. >> Και μετά άρχισα να κάνω τρικ και χωρίσαμε και >> πού στην Τάμπα ή >> ε, γύρω από την περιοχή του Σεντ Πιτ, Τάμπα; >> M Venus Odyssey. >> Έχω χορέψει στο Monz Venus και είμαι δεύτερη γενιά. Η μητέρα μου επίσης χόρευε στο Venus. Ω, νεποτισμός. Τρέχει στην οικογένεια. >> Είναι σαν, νόμιζα ότι αναγνώρισα αυτές τις συμβουλές. >> Είναι. Αλλά είναι και εσείς τώρα κλειστοί ή όχι; >> Η μητέρα μου; >> Ναι. >> Ναι. Εννοώ, εγώ και η μητέρα μου είμαστε καλά. Αυτή >> Έχω προβλήματα με τη μαμά μου. >> Πραγματικά; Προβλήματα με τον μπαμπά. >> Χειρότερα. Είναι προβλήματα με τη μαμά. >> Ζητούσε για δικό του όφελος. >> Ναι. >> Εγώ δεν ήμουν. Ναι. 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I've never I've heard of a guy having mommy issues, but a woman what what is that? >> Um my mom has uh my mom has borderline personality disorder. >> Mhm. Okay. >> Um so she's crazy. >> Yeah. Yeah. Fair. >> Yeah. So it's a lovehate relationship. I love her, but I also >> How does that manifest? >> Yeah, that's what I'm curious about. How does that manifest into your life with like a woman? Are you like more sexually attracted to women because of that, older women, or do you like see a guy like me and you're like, I couldn't give up? >> When I was younger, I would say I was sexually attracted to like everyone. >> Um, as I got older, >> I mean, I've always had a thing for guys that are somewhat feminine in like one way or another. Yeah. So like androgynous androgynous people in general. So like I shouldn't even be saying this. >> No, you said um so like I like androgynous women, androgynous men. I've always loved David Bowie. >> Yes. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. MC Jagger. >> Well, that's not even that's even like kind of almost like punk rock kind of thing. >> Yeah. >> So you're like a like a skinny guy. >> Big dick. >> Yeah. There you go. There's a video uh there's a guy who I watch uh he's like he'll wear kind of like a a get up like that. >> My first crush was um from Rocky Horror Picture Show. It was Frank and Ferter. He was my first crush. >> That was your first crush. Do you know Rocky Picture Show? >> Yes. Yeah. Where St. Mark So where St. Mark's comedy come? >> I was four when I watched this movie. >> Really? And so that's what I was attracted to like when I was like I should not have been watching that at four, but I >> I used to So that was I was older than you. I was probably maybe about like seven or eight. But that was kind of the routine. I did it for like a couple Halloweens in a row. My the kids in my neighborhood would get together. We'd all go trick-or-treating and then we would go back to this one person's house with all the parents and then we would watch Rocky Hero Pictur. And but I never really understood what was going on. Then when I watched it when I was older, I'm like, "Yo, there's like full on sex scenes in this movie and [ __ ] like >> and the meaning behind it. It's like all about exploring like your sexuality and like being open." Yeah. And just embracing like certain parts of yourself. And you don't realize that obviously when you're a kid, but I think watching things like that when I was really young probably did shape my identity like in one way or another. But >> yeah, so I've always been >> So why the uh oh, you shouldn't say that about the andro like you're like ah I what what's I don't think >> because like maybe some guys want to think I like like a really like strong masculine. >> Yeah, but I mean every guy loves to shoot a shot. People love to think like there's lesbians out there. Dudes are like I'll change her like Yeah. Yeah. People like a challenge. Like I mean typically what I have always gone for is like because I don't like a man that just has all masculine traits >> because I don't really like anything that's one-dimensional in general. I think it's boring and it seems shallow, I guess. >> Yeah, I agree with that. So, I think it's kind of having that blend of both masculine and feminine traits that I in somebody that I find so attractive. Like there's like sometimes you know who I saw recently that I thought was really cute. Um, have you guys seen Peacemaker, >> the John Cena show? Yeah. I haven't seen it, but I know of it. Yeah. >> Okay. I know. But, um, Vigilante on that show. He's like this nerdy guy, but he has like a little bit of like a girlyish voice and I don't know. I just think he's so cute. So, you think Napoleon Dynamite is kind of cute? [Music] >> Maybe a little more a little less autistic. Yeah. >> I mean, I'm probably autistic, so I can't judge him too much for that, but um I don't know. He's okay. >> Yeah, it's it's interesting. Do you like guys uh in terms of like the androgynous? Do you like guys who are like kind of like byish or like [Laughter] >> Yeah. If you want someone who's not onedimensional, I got a guy for you. Not necessarily. I mean, I'm I'm not opposed to pegging a guy. >> Really? >> Yeah. Like if he's I've done that before, so >> but I wouldn't I don't say I don't think I'd make somebody buy. >> Do you When you've pegged dudes, has it been like uh was this content or was this just uh >> No. No. >> This was just private life. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> And I would get really bored when I was younger, so I like to explore. >> So you were pegging dudes, just exploring. And was this like they offered you or you were like I want to peg you? >> No, I I would convince them. >> I mean, it would be good fits. >> How do you convince a guy to get pegged? That's that that's >> But that was what I was going to say. I was going to add on to that. I'm not into getting my ass played with, but if you like specifically you like, "Hey, I would like to pay." Not not it's not an offer, but but I'm saying like I could see myself going like if she's like, "Oh, I'm being mean, you know, I'd be into pegging you and like that's kind of the only way we could kind of hang out." I'd be like, "Oh, if it gets in the room you in the ass or it's not going to happen like, all right, twist my arm." >> Yeah, sure. I would I would I would spread my, you know, for a rocket, I'd spread my [ __ ] open. >> Really? But you never spread your ass [ __ ] open for anyone. >> I do like a >> That's a huge compliment. >> Yeah. Yeah, I do like uh I used to strip in a place called Remington's in Toronto. Yeah. And I had hair and abs. Uh >> and I used to let this deaf guy stick his tongue in my ass. Um >> I mean, honestly, >> there's nothing wrong with a little gay for pay. >> Yeah. Well, I was doing it for fun. >> No, no, he's he's gay for real. >> Gay for pride. >> Oh, okay. Cool. >> Yeah. But also straightish, too. >> Oh, okay. >> The whole That's I told you one dimen Not one dimension. one dimension. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, but we got to get into this. You were farting on people in the strip club. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. You You can't You glossed over that before. >> Wish I would not have >> No, please. You got to tell us about farting on people in the strip club. >> Okay, so I told you I have anxiety. Yeah, >> I used to drink every time I worked. Yeah. >> And I had been working days in a row at this point and so like >> I was a little gassy. >> Yeah. And me and my friend like we're double teaming. We walk up to the sky and I just like I just farted. >> Just ripped ass. >> I just ripped. No warning. >> I ripped ass. And it was bad. It was so bad that like it smelled so bad my friend ran away and I was like Yeah. >> What did he do? Did he he hear it? Was it? >> No. I like I pretended like I was like if I just stay and act like everything's normal, he'll blame it on >> Oh, so he didn't hear it come from you? >> No. Like you could just like smell it. It was like silent. >> Really? That's kind of the the flatulation on the plane is the best where nobody knows where it's coming from. >> Yeah. And then you just do the look side to side. >> Yeah. I was like And she ran away like she ran off. So I was like obviously she's guilty. >> Exactly. Why would she Why would I stay in my own fart? That's crazy. >> Yeah. Yeah, dude. Great move. Yeah. >> And also the tactic, the double teaming, the uh that was a normal play in the strip club, right? two hot chicks go up to one guy >> or two guys and you're like, "Okay, let's get these guys." >> Yeah. Cuz I've heard that the the strippers in the strip club, you guys are like almost like wolves. Like you're communicating like this guy's got money. These don't go to this table. They're they're full of [ __ ] >> Yeah. We have like a secret language. >> And you're always like, "So you two like did a pinser maneuver on this guy to because you knew he had cash." So if anything, you farted, got the other girl out, and then all that cash is yours. >> Smart. >> Smart move. >> Smart move. Yeah, >> you can be like I don't fart. But yeah, that's >> But you you uh don't do you do any uh ripping anymore or none? Not a vast ass? >> I don't No. No, not really. No. >> Do you miss that? >> I mean I I have on like when I'm filming certain things on video, but it's like obviously I can cut that, you know. >> Yeah. >> Wait, what do you mean like like uh like >> No, stripping. I meant rip. Not ripping. Yes, I meant rippers. Oh. Um, >> Jesus. >> Um, >> no. >> No, not stripping anymore. >> No. No. I I I don't strip anymore. >> Do you miss the like there must have been like at the big clubs on a Saturday night. There must have been a buzz though to that, right? >> I mean, I was always buzzed. >> Okay. But not like a feeling of, oh, it's Saturday night, big money night. I guess >> I mean, no, I never. >> Yeah, cuz the money now is probably exponentially better than when you're stripping >> and more consistent. I think with dancing, it's like you can have a really great night or you can have Especially like I danced in Vegas for a long time. So, really? Yeah. At Spear Rhino back. >> Wow. The Yo. Yeah. That's like top top shelf. >> Yeah. So, um you can have like a really great night or let's say there it's a dead night and there's 300 girls there and there's nobody you don't know. >> Yeah. >> How did you get into the the peppermint rhino or is it spearmint rhino rhino? Yeah. >> Sorry, wrong mint. But how did you >> I just showed up and asked to work. >> Yeah. And they're like, "Yeah." >> Yeah. But there I know the manager that was working there, he doesn't love when girls are heavily tattooed. So >> Oh, really? Sometimes like you if you are heavily tattooed you could get like a bad shift or something. >> Oh, interesting. >> But you think they would want like one or two on the >> They do. Yeah, they had one or two. >> Yeah. Oh, did you guys trip together? >> No way. Okay. This is your your emotional support friend as you said. Yeah. >> I I asked your friend. So we're as we were walking you were taking a stand. I'm like, "Do you do you shoot too?" And she's like, "No." And I go, "Okay." And so I didn't want to bother her anymore. I was like, "Okay, cool. I I'll see you later." >> She came cuz she knows I haven't done um >> I mean, you're great. I mean, >> she was really nervous and Yeah. So, she's >> No, that's great. Yeah. Yeah. Bring bring your pals. A lot of people bring their pals through. Um, but uh how'd you make the jump? So, you were you were stripping. How long were you stripping for? And then how'd you go to the OAF? >> Okay. So, I was dancing and I had all these surgeries. Not all these surgeries. I had a few surgeries planned and something happened with where I was living like I had moved to California and then something happened with my roommate so I had to get out immediately. So I spent like on top of my and I was getting my surgeries in California. So on top of my surgeries and that I spent like almost all of my savings at the time. >> Yeah. >> And COVID hit. >> Okay. >> And I was like [ __ ] like I don't have that much money in savings. What am I going to do? And >> dance. So then I randomly tried camming. >> Yeah. >> Um and I I was like I'm going to just test it out. I had like it was during co so I couldn't even get like a professional camera or like it took a while to get all those things and it was like triple the price for everything. So all my equipment took way longer to get. Um >> so I just did it with like my MacBook camera. Yeah. It looked like [ __ ] But I did decent my first night and then I got um my camera in and I got like a ring light and then um I didn't know if I wanted to keep camming cuz I didn't know if I wanted that like out on the internet. >> Yeah. >> But my fifth night c I mean as soon as I started like I was getting reposted nude all over. >> Oh, they started ripping your stuff. >> Yeah. So I was just like whatever. And then on my fifth night, I had a whale and he tipped me like $10,000. >> On my fifth night. Yeah. >> And then you're like, uh, maybe I'll keep. >> And I was like, And then one night. Yeah. So then like in that month too, he he paid me $30,000 one night on PayPal. And he was bisexual. He doesn't really sleep with women, nothing like that. He just wanted like a pictures of me in like a strap on. >> Oh. So he wanted the idea of you potentially pegging him was like >> Yeah. He just wanted like content. Yeah. What what surgeries by I I mean like Okay, >> just my boobs and my nose. >> Okay. >> So, I had like my boobs, my nose, and then I had to move like a few times. Um and I was just >> Can you just talk about what the situation or No, in California, you said you had to move out right away. Was it like a crazy with like an ex or something or >> It was just like a roommate situation. Yeah. >> Yeah. Cuz you did have a crazy ex, right? Didn't you have an ex that was like stalking you on Reddit or something like that? >> Uh an ex? >> Yeah. Not an ex. >> Oh, so it was just like a fan. >> Yeah. Yeah. Did I tell you guys about that? >> No. No. I I >> He's He's the master of research. >> I dig stuff up. >> Oh, okay. Um Yeah. Okay. So, I had another guy that was like a big um spender on Cam. Yeah. >> Like one month he probably spent like 150 grand on me. >> What? >> And after a little bit this man um but everything was fine. He go start getting really weird and then >> spend 150 grand. Dude, I get a little weird, too. >> Well, yeah. >> I mean, spending 150 grand is a little weird to begin with. >> Yeah, it's a lot of money. >> Yeah. I mean, he >> Was this in one night he spent 150 grand? >> No, this isn't a month. He spent like 151 once, but I mean, he was around for a while like >> Yeah. Um, but he started getting a little crazy and when I cut him off, like he started saying [ __ ] up [ __ ] >> like what what was he saying to you? >> Like if I would get out of my chair and like dance. >> Yeah. >> Which is not even that bad. It's a [ __ ] campsite. He would say like, "I I haven't seen anything more pathetic than this. Like >> it's more pathetic than me slamming my dick in a freezer and like is that some like other weird shit?" just abusive stuff. He didn't want me to like >> he started like getting really like he didn't want other people to see me. Territorial. Yeah. So he would like pay for me to like >> just sit and still. >> Yeah. Like so I at the end of my camming career I was just like staring at the camera. >> Yeah. >> Um and then yeah, he posted a bunch of stuff about me, tried reaching out to people like just saying crazy stuff. He said because I had um a noiseancelling thing on my mic on one of my laptops. So the audio would cut out sometimes and he was like she has a coach in the room. He's telling her what to say. Like he tried to convince all of my people in my room that like of all these crazy stories >> getting like paranoid and >> Yeah. And then he started posting just a lot of stuff about me like re-watching clips of me like 247. He would just stay up all coked out like watch re-watching clips trying to like edit mess with like the I don't know what he was doing. He was sending all these crazy messages. >> Where was he posting all this stuff? >> Um oh so then he started doxing me posting like my first and my last name with like all of my pictures like >> he he had posted my address like yo >> yeah he found he found out all the stuff somehow. >> Yeah. And was he like what was he posting on on Reddit or posting on Facebook? Like where was he posted? >> I like Reddit and then like um just like he would take clips of me from Cam and like repost them on some of those >> sites on Google. >> Yeah, like those one of them. Yeah, I would see that. I was like my for it. Yeah, he would do. But he made a bunch of fake Reddits too >> and he was just reaching out to you constantly and >> he was reaching out to like everyone that also was like my um what what do we call people that sit in our room? fans, supporters, >> like everybody that would sit in my cam room. >> Yeah. >> He would reach out. Yeah. >> Wow. >> How'd you get rid of this guy? >> Um, well, at first I had a lawyer send him a cease and desist letter cuz I knew his first and last name. So, I looked up where he lived. >> Yeah. >> Um, I also contacted his wife. >> Whoa. >> Yeah. >> So, what do you Okay. What do you contact his wife? Did she reach back out to you or anything like that? >> Yeah, his wife's super nice. Oh, >> you can't just stalk me. >> Post my address to my home. >> Oh, that's insane. >> And it got hand but it got handled. >> Well, that still didn't completely work. He kept making like fake profiles um to harass me. But yeah, like I it's just been so much time that eventually it like wore off. I feel like >> you got bored maybe. Yeah. What? Uh >> hopefully found a new person to Yeah. >> Hopefully he got I think he just had a drug and alcohol problem >> and maybe that just got fixed. Yeah. Would he Do you know what he did for a living? Cuz he's spending 150 grand in a month on >> Yeah. He was in finance. >> Oh [ __ ] Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. He's [ __ ] up some hedge funds for sure. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You can hit that. >> Yeah. Yeah. Hit the [ __ ] vape, dude. We're We're talking about tits and stalking here. We don't >> It's so awkward. I'm like I'm probably making like the most crazy facial expression right now cuz you're you're No, you're uh cooking. Yeah. Yeah. This is great. >> You're great. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is great. >> So, okay. We still didn't get to So, you're camming, you're getting stalked, you were stripping before. What then? >> Oh, my life sounds great. >> I mean, hey, dude. Uh, trust me, there's been a lot crazier stories. >> I honestly, we Okay, we're in a field of comedians like like people who do like everyone's like, "These people are crazy." Dude, uh, comedians have crazier stories. >> Way crazier. >> Yeah. This is not I'm not shocked when I hear this stuff. It's not >> even my crazy stories. >> Let's [ __ ] go. >> Cough them up. >> Cough them up. >> What do you got? >> I have to save some things for myself, right? >> No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Say whatever you're comfortable with. But I I mean part of having this is we want to have this because one, we want to normalize [ __ ] and also two, it's like people like interesting things. People like especially when it's like someone might look at you and just see this like hot chick tatted up and they're like oh life is making 150 plus a month and like life is easy. We're like no there's like some real that comes with this. I think I think people are fascinated and you know some people want want you to be normalized by sending a picture of [ __ ] but we want you to be normalized by hearing like these stories. Like we find it interesting and we would never like put anyone especially like our guests in a situation where they're like, "Oh, it's going to be bad." >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I think that's why I'm Okay. I'm I don't post a lot of clips of me on social media me talking and things like that because I'm not great at talking to a pre-recorded thing or like a I'm not talk great at like just talking to like the camera and nobody's talking back to >> I mean, you're killing it now. >> Yeah. But people are talking back, you know, like we're having like a conversation. On cam, it's the same. Like people are chatting, typing with me. >> And I think that also is why I did well on cam is because I was because my my personality was so like people would be like, "Oh, I thought you were going to be intimidating because I have like tattoos and dark hair." And then my personality is just very >> You're introverted. >> Yeah. You got like kind of like autistic bookwormy kind of thing going on. >> Yeah, that's really >> Yeah. Right. Like you're you're the hot college chick who gets out of co you're the sorry like the the nerdy college chick that gets out of college, puts her hair down, takes off the glass. You're like, "Who the [ __ ] is this? >> She's a rocket." >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I could be kind of nerdy for sure. >> Sure. >> And I think like to people, especially on campsites and stuff like that, that's more relatable. So they're like, "Oh, this is not so abnormal." It's more approachable. Like my personality, I think, is more approachable. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I hope at least. >> Yeah. No, it's it's awesome. But I actually don't know. So I don't know. Like you're on OAF. Like what do you do? I don't even know the content you do. Do you like shoot on OFA? Are you solo? Do you do stuff? >> Right now I'm mostly doing solo. I have like a few um collabs, but I've only collabed with like people that I know really well just because I mean I'm >> You're nervous. >> I'm I I get nervous. I get really nervous and >> I'm kind of awkward. >> Yeah. Well, and so what was were uh what was the catalyst? You we go through all these steps then. What took you from the camming to the O of? Um, so after that situation with that guy, I just got burnt out emotionally. I was like, this is so much to deal with and >> it's just a lot. Like I would be going live and he would make different usernames to like harass me a lot of times. Yeah. And I was like I just >> Yeah. So I wanted to try Only Fans. >> Yeah. Something different where, you know, you could have like a little bit more protection. Maybe he couldn't get to you. And then you just started taking that off. >> Yeah. So, I prefer that right now. But I do miss streaming sometimes just because I think when you're streaming, a lot of people tell you like how happy you make them and how like you're so fun and it seems like you make their life more enjoyable in that way. >> Yeah. >> And I think there's something nice about that. >> Yeah. The parasocial relationship, people start to build something with you. Did you you ever do like Twitch or anything like that? Is that in the streaming space for you? >> I've done a little bit. Um, not much, >> but I have. I've done it like a little bit. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And you're uh you're big into horror movies, right? >> I love horror movies. >> Yeah. Really? >> Yeah. Yeah. I love movies in general, though. >> Yeah. Uh what uh you did you see weapons? >> I did, >> dude. What did you think? >> I thought it was really good. >> Yeah. I [ __ ] loved it. >> I liked it. Yeah. >> I've seen like I have MC Alist, so I've seen like >> You're just going and going and going and going. Our buddy runs a very interesting Zach and Miko show. What's this show called? >> Uh Sunday Night Spook Show. >> Yeah. So he basically does You would love it. So he does a podcast where he watches Sometimes it's like popular horror films, but a lot of the time he finds these >> B tier. >> Yeah. >> Zombievers >> stuff like that. >> Yeah. It's crazy the movies. He's like a fanatic. He's like a really sharp guy when it comes to he he has a couple things that he's like he's comedy wrestling and the horror movies he's I mean you could bring one up and he's like yeah and he would like tell you it's really fascinating. >> Yeah. >> Um yeah Sunday Spook Show. >> Sunday Night Spook Show. Yeah. Have you ever seen Toxic Avenger? That's like his [ __ ] >> I don't I don't I haven't. >> It's like one of the like worst cheesy movies. It's kind of comedic and like super super gory and like over the top. It's really it's it's worth checking out. I like even a bad horror movie honestly. Yeah. Like I even liked Zombie verse. I was like I don't like it but I enjoy watching. >> Yeah. Sure. It's entertainment. So what do you you you is that what you do most of the nights or you like do you just stay in your home body? >> Yeah I am now. Yes. >> Really? You're a pretty healthy person like you say >> generally healthy. >> You like therapy fitness like you take care of yourself. You're eating well. >> Yeah. I try to be generally healthy. >> Belly button ring. >> No. I used to have a dermal there, but >> yeah. >> Do you have any pics? >> I have a weird belly button. I don't think I can like >> I love belly button rings, >> dude. Everybody calls me out for having like an abnormally high belly button. >> Like what? Like it's like right here >> in the middle. Yeah, that is kind of high, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. >> And people always think it's weird. >> No, but what does your kind of routine look like if you're like taking care of yourself, you're doing well? Um, so just I'm into anything health related. So like NAD, IVs, stuff. >> Oh, I do. I like NAD. >> Yeah, I love that. So like any type of like skin rejuvenation type procedure. Um, >> I'm on some peptides right now. >> Pilates. You're on what? >> Peptides. >> Okay. >> BPC57. >> Oh, I haven't. >> It's a healing one. They call it the Wolverine uh peptide or Wolverine drug or something like that because he just had hernia surgery. >> Yeah, I inject. >> Oh, you inject it? Okay. >> Yeah, I injected it uh every day. Um so I like to I like to do it uh two days in the morning. Okay. >> And then the next day I'll do it at night. So you're almost giving yourself a full day of not injecting. And then I'll do it at night and I'll do two two days at night. >> My mom constantly is injecting like weird stuff. Yeah. My whole family's in the medical field. like >> Oh, yeah. >> Is that where you get it from? The inject the health that >> I mean my stepdad was a plastic surgeon. So, growing up, um I'm the black sheep. I was very rebellious. >> Yeah. >> But growing up, um I mean plastic surgery and things like that, any type of health related thing, it was just Yeah. >> So, your mom went from medical field into or from stripping into the medical field? Yes. >> So, what uh what does she do in the medical field? She's an MP. >> Okay. What's an MP? Um >> nurse practitioner and my stepdad's a plastic surgeon. >> Oh, wow. >> My little sister is in medical school to become a doctor as well. >> And they're cool with everything. >> I mean, yeah, mostly. >> Well, you're killing it though, right? Like, so >> yeah, they're not like my They were more upset when I didn't go to college and it had to be a UC school or better cuz I was also I was raised by Asian. Like most of my family is Asian. >> Okay. I'm not. I'm >> Are you adopted? >> No, my mom remarried when I was young. >> Okay. >> You're white? >> Yes. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Very white. I'm naturally blonde. >> Really? >> Yeah. >> Okay. Yay. Yeah. Don't not a blonde vibe at all. >> Yeah. Not at all. >> That's why I've always I've always dyed my hair dark cuz I'm like when I look in the mirror, it just I I like can't connect it to who I am. It's very strange. >> Me with the baldness, too. I can't connect. >> You put You put on like >> I I'm like Yeah. I go sometimes I will look at myself from a like and then I'm like [ __ ] >> Well, you talked about maybe as the money starts rolling in maybe do the turkey thing. >> Turkey. Are you going to do the turkey? >> Yeah. Uh I honestly if the money is good enough, I'd rather just do it in America. >> Yeah. >> It's always makes you feel more comfortable. I feel like it really does. >> Yeah. Yeah. But I I know some people who've gotten surgeries here and then have gone over to Turkey after because the ones that they got here weren't good. So yeah, they had to redone >> to get it filled in. But when was the last time you had like bl like is it I I couldn't even picture picture it. >> Yeah. I think I look it looks a lot more natural when I'm not wearing makeup because obviously I have like lighter eyelashes, lighter eyebrows, things like that. >> I also think I think I look younger with blonde hair, >> but I just don't like it. >> No, this look this look is like when you walked in I went, "Oh, fuck." >> It's very like good. >> He's like I'm scared. >> No, no, good. I'm like, "Yo, I didn't know. I didn't know it was hard." >> I would love Have you ever Have you ever dated like the You know, suicide girls, right? Like, have you ever dated a >> a girl like that? Yeah. >> Oh my god. I'd like one [ __ ] round with I've never Not with you. I'm just saying a chick like that or you two don't like, you know, you feel left out. Just I think it's I don't know why there's just something so [ __ ] hot and deviant about like the t I don't know. Like back Yeah. like uh I don't know. >> Yeah. No, I get what you mean. Yeah. >> I think when I was growing up, it was like because I was always a really independent, rebellious type of person and I always questioned a lot of things in society. I was just the type of person that I felt like getting tattoos matched who I was more back then. I don't think it's the same anymore, but I've had like some people that are like, "Oh, you get a bunch of tattoos for social media." I'm like, "I started getting tattooed when I was 15, you know. Damn. >> Like that's before Instagram even existed. >> Yeah. So, >> do you have like a a favorite tattoo? >> I like my back tattoo a lot. >> Yeah. What do you got on your back? >> It's like a Victorian girl's head and it goes from my back to my butt. >> Oh, damn, dude. >> Back. Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. That's pretty wild. Yeah. >> I like that one a lot. Um, but I think obviously tattoos are different now. They're like more of a fad and a lot of people regret >> like you see it all over social media. They're like, "I regret my tattoos for XYZ." But I don't know. I think for me, if you're like you have those personality traits, you're less likely to probably regret that. >> Yeah. >> Type of thing. I don't know. >> Yeah. You're just rolling with what you like. Now, uh, in terms of your OFA and everything you've been building, are you looking to go deeper? Like, do you are you like is boy boy on the or boy girl on the horizon? Boy, boy. Yeah. Uh, I mean, you put the strap on, maybe put a little androgynous wig on, you play uh you you play a certain character. >> I borrow your toupe. >> Yeah, you can borrow the toupe. >> But do you have do you have plans to like explore more things? >> Um, yeah. I mean, I'm open to a lot of stuff. I'm open to doing as long as I have like a good vibe and get to know the person. Yeah. >> Because I think like for me that's important. >> Yeah. Chemistry's got to be a thing. Yeah, >> I think like that's definitely >> Do you have like a dream dude you would want to work with? Cuz we have had like a uh Well, we've had one dude on, but we we've meet a bunch of different people in the industry. >> Not necessarily, though. >> Like, do you know Flesh Mechanic? >> He's very much like your vibe. Like, uh we met Flesh Mechanic. He's also a Canadian dude, but he like most of the girls that he collabs with are like tattooed alternative looking kind of girls. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I would rather I think like for me if I'm going to collab with guys I prefer them to not be in the industry. >> Oh, you want like a normie off the street. >> Yeah. It's like >> I think that's hot. >> I want to be the one to turn them out, not them turn me out. >> Okay. >> Does that make sense? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's uh So you want So you would get some like regular dude maybe start seeing them be like, "Hey, let's shoot something." >> Yeah. >> That's pretty cool. >> That's a good offer to the listeners. Hey, take her out for a couple drinks. You might get yourself a new career. >> But now, you did you did say something that you kind of gloss over. You said that you have a couple crazy stories. Now, you said not everyone some of them are for yourself, but what would what would be something that you're like, "This is a good story. It's good for podcasting. It's good for uh the two goons fans that you could tell and you wouldn't like, you know, that's not so like >> not going to ruin your life." >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Oh yeah, we don't want that. Not yet. Not yet. Also too for later. Yeah, save that for later. But I mean cuz again I find this like very fascinating >> [ __ ] Okay. Um let me think. >> We can save it to the end and then if it comes up. >> Yeah. I'm like I have to I have to think. >> Yeah. >> Is there anyone that involves >> She would know. >> She's like I'm not giving >> Yeah. taking the fifth. >> What's the craziest thing you've ever seen me do? in a strip club. I don't think >> Okay. >> Oh, I bet. So, you guys were dancing together for a while. >> It was a fun And then you guys do you guys like Are you both in LA or you just >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Okay. >> Yeah, we've been friends for a long time. >> Years or something? >> Eight years. Yeah. >> Nice. And you're uh uh you've claimed you can squirt. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. It's a recent development. >> Recent development. Yay. Breaking. >> No, I've had people make me. Thank you. I was actually really excited about it, too. Um, I've had people that could make me squirt and I was like, "Oh, I'm not a squirter." Like, and somebody was like, >> "Let me prove you wrong. >> Let me prove you wrong." Oh my god. And I was proved wrong. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> A guy did that. >> Yeah. >> Wow. Good for him. Yeah. >> Someone taking their squirt V. That's a That's a huge title. Yeah. >> So, what what was the situation? But I can never do it myself. >> So he was like, "Wait, hold on." >> He said, >> he's like, >> "Kelsey, every girl can squirt." And I was like, "Not this one." >> And he did he have long long fingers? Is that >> He must have >> really >> I can't remember. But >> did it feel good? >> I was like I was confused. I think I was like, "What the [ __ ] is going on?" >> Yeah. Yeah. >> And then Yeah. >> What? As it was getting close. >> Yeah. >> It felt different. >> Yeah. >> Like what did it feel like? Like at first you feel like like if you do it too fast too soon it can kind of be uncomfortable so you have to like ease into it and it's good and I think when I started to relax and it was good but it feels like a lot of pressure. >> Yeah. >> And then it's just the Yeah. Cuz when you want to start you just want to go slow slow. You want to build up to that. >> Yeah. Cuz there was um Do you know Joanna Angel at all? >> I do not. She's like, she kind of uh for at least for mainstream sort of paved the way for very much like your aesthetic. She's like a a hall of fame porn star, but she was doing like the alternative tatted girl thing before anyone else. And she also like to the point where she had it was called Burning Angel. It was her own production company and she was uh putting on like alternative girls and being like, "Oh, this is no one's making porn for us, so we're going to make I'm going to make porn for us." Mhm. >> Um, and she couldn't squirt forever, but she was like an anal goddess. She could do anal scenes like crazy. And then she linked up with Adriana Cetchic. Do you know Adriana Cetchic? >> Uh, I think my I I don't know her. >> She's like big on Twitch, but also like huge porn star. Uh, she actually broke her back at TwitchCon. She was I heard about that. >> Yeah. Yeah. And then she had to get her back. So they she had a bad back because she was getting [ __ ] in Pile Driver so much. That's where like you know your head's on the ground, your ass is up here and people are she got [ __ ] in Pile Driver so much that her spine was compressed and there was even a little bit of her brain stem coming out. That's like how committed to getting [ __ ] she was. She's like the way I would uh >> true legend. >> True legend. >> True legend of Taking Dick. The way I like I've always thought about her in porn is like people talk about uh Hulk Hogan like if you see Hulk Hogan's matches >> so many slams >> but Hulk Hogan they'd be like oh you know some he's a big star but he's not if you brought your friends to a Hulk Hogan match this is what someone said it wouldn't always be the most entertaining but Mick Foley Mick Foley he's had the soccer puppet he always put his body on the line he would like staple his forehead he did the craziest [ __ ] and it was like the most exciting matches Adrian Chetch is the Mick Foley of porn. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. And so >> barbwired. >> Barbwire. Like all that kind of [ __ ] >> Getting thrown through tables. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You've never seen a Mick Foley match? Hell in the cell.
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Ποια είναι η διαδικασία; Λοιπόν, αν κάνουμε squirt... Πρέπει να χρησιμοποιήσω ένα συγκεκριμένο παιχνίδι σε ένα συγκεκριμένο σημείο. Μπορώ να το κάνω με τα νύχια μου, αλλά έχω με τα δάχτυλά μου, αλλά έχω νύχια. Αλλά μπορείς να το κάνεις; Είναι σαν γάντζος; Ναι. Είναι σαν ένας μικρός γάντζος με ένα μασάζ. Η λαβή του Spider-Man. Ναι. Ναι. Ναι. Απλά... Θέλεις να πεις... Είπες μακριά δάχτυλα. Μπορείς να το κάνεις και με μικρά χέρια. Τα μικρά χέρια έχουν ακόμα το... Ειλικρινά, τα μικρά χέρια θα δούλευαν καλύτερα γιατί δεν είναι όλο μέσα. Είναι μόνο ένα ή δύο εκατοστά. Οπότε θα... Πρέπει να πάρεις ένα... Πρέπει να κάνεις ένα γρήγορο... Πάνω, πρέπει να είσαι γρήγορος με αυτό. Πρέπει να πάρεις... Όχι, αλλά λέω όσον αφορά... Πρέπει να σηκωθείς και να είσαι γρήγορος. Είναι ένα γρήγορο... Είναι ένα γρήγορο πάνω και μέσα. Πάνω και μέσα. Ναι. Ναι. Λοιπόν, αλλά τώρα πώς αποφασίζεις αν θα είναι μέρα squirt ή απλά θα είναι ένα τρίψιμο του αιδοίου; Σαν ένα κανονικό τρίψιμο; Κανονικό. Θα τρίψω απλά το αιδοίο για τους θαυμαστές. Ο JJ μόλις αποφάσισε ότι είναι προπονητής την τελευταία στιγμή. Υποθέτω ότι... Τον τελευταίο καιρό θέλω να κάνω περισσότερα πράγματα με squirt απλά επειδή λέω, "Ω, ξέρω πώς να το κάνω τώρα." Οπότε είναι πιο ενδιαφέρον για μένα. Νέες δυνάμεις ξεκλειδώνονται. Ναι. Λέω, "Ω, ναι. Αυτό είναι το νέο... Αυτό είναι το νέο όπλο που χρησιμοποιείς τώρα." Λέω, "Τώρα που ξέρω πώς να το κάνω αυτό, πρέπει να γίνω πραγματικά καλή σε αυτό. Πρέπει να το κατακτήσω, ξέρεις;" Έχεις κάνει κάτι δημιουργικό με το squirt; Όχι, έχω κάνει squirt μόνο δύο φορές μόνη μου. Πρέπει να... Πίσω στην Joanna Angel, για τα γενέθλιά της, είχε μια μεγάλη τούρτα γενεθλίων με κεριά. Έσβησε τα κεριά με squirt. Οπότε, πρέπει να σκεφτείς... Ναι, πρέπει να σκεφτείς μερικά διασκεδαστικά πράγματα που θα μπορούσες να κάνεις με το squirt. Ναι, αυτό είναι δημιουργικό. Η φίλη μου με την οποία έκανα μερικά Instagram reels, ίσως κάνουμε κάτι μαζί. Αυτή... Ζωγραφίζει με... Είναι ζωγράφος. Ζωγραφίζει με squirt. Ουάου. Οπότε, βάζει λίγη βαφή στο [ __ ] της ή κάτι τέτοιο; Δεν νομίζω. Δεν ξέρω πώς. Είναι κοπέλα από LA; Ακριβώς. Εμ, όχι. Είναι από την Ιταλία, αλλά μετακομίζει στο Μαϊάμι. Ω, γιατί έχω μια πρόταση για κάποια σαν κι αυτή για... Για να μου ζωγραφίσει το πρόσωπο. Να μου ζωγραφίσει το πρόσωπο μόνο με... Να ζωγραφίσει το πρόσωπο με το squirt. Ναι. Λοιπόν, θα έχω την Alexis Fox, το συζητήσαμε αυτό, αυτή θα... Ξέρεις ποια είναι η Alexis Fox; Κάνει επίσης απίστευτες ποσότητες υγρού με squirt. Εντάξει. Θα ανέβει πάνω σε έναν άντρα ενώ εγώ κάθομαι. Οπότε, θα ανέβει πάνω σε έναν άντρα ακριβώς εκεί. Εγώ κάθομαι και το παρακολουθώ, ξέρεις. Αυτό είναι τρελό. Ναι. Εκπληκτικό. Εμ, και μετά θα κάνει squirt πάνω μου, αλλά εγώ θα... Θα φορέσω στολή κατάδυσης με αναπνευστήρα. Ω. Οπότε θα είμαι εκεί σαν, ξέρεις, σαν σε πισίνα, αλλά και μετά απλά πιτσιλίζει. Αυτό είναι δημιουργικό. Ναι. Ναι. Ναι. Λοιπόν, ναι. Πρέπει να δουλέψουμε μερικές ιδέες για σένα. Μπορούμε να κάνουμε κάτι τρελό. Κάνεις κάτι σαν... Είναι κυρίως ναι. Είπες μόνη σου κορίτσι. Αλλά κάνεις κάτι διασκεδαστικό, δημιουργικό; Φέρνοντας το υπόβαθρο του τρόμου σου. Φέρνοντας το τι; Τρόμο. Το υπόβαθρο του τρόμου. Το υπόβαθρο του τρόμου μου. Ακούγεται σαν τρόμος, αλλά είπε... Τρόμος με W. Εμ, δεν ξέρω. Θέλω να... Θέλω να κάνω περισσότερο cosplay και τρομακτικά πράγματα. Αλλά νιώθω ότι τις περισσότερες φορές οι άνθρωποι δεν ενδιαφέρονται για αυτό για... Όχι, οι θαυμαστές σου. Όχι cosplay. Τους αρέσει το cosplay, αλλά όχι τρομακτικά πράγματα τρόμου. Όπως, δεν... Ναι. Κάτι που είναι κρίμα, γιατί σαν το αγαπημένο μου είδος πορνό είναι στην πραγματικότητα σαν η κοπέλα να προσποιείται ότι κοιμάται και μετά... Σαν να της κάνει [ __ ] ενώ είναι σαν, ξέρεις, σαν ύπνος τρόμου. Ναι, μου αρέσει αυτό. Όταν, όταν ξαπλώνει στην αγκαλιά του και αυτός της κάνει [ __ ] στο πρόσωπο. Ναι, ξέρω. Ακριβώς. Αυτό είναι το αγαπημένο μου είδος πορνό. Οπότε σου αρέσει σαν ήπια σεξουαλική επίθεση, σαν μια πινελιά; Ναι, πραγματικά. Μου αρέσει όλο μου... Όχι όλο, αλλά ναι. Σε εξάπτει αν όταν πας στον οδοντίατρο και αν είναι σαν, ω, είσαι σαν, πρόκειται να μερκώσω. Αυτό είναι σέξι; Όχι. Όχι. Ω. Απλά ρωτάω. Δεν νομίζω ότι είναι σέξι. Δεν, απλά προσπαθώ. Ναι. Και αυτό... Όχι πραγματικά. Όχι. Εντάξει. Ναι. Λοιπόν, το... Τι είναι το... Έχεις αυτό με την κυρία που ξαπλώνει στην αγκαλιά. Ποιο είναι το αγαπημένο σου σενάριο για πορνό; Το αγαπημένο μου σενάριο; Εμ, λοιπόν, μου αρέσουν πολύ τα gang bangs. Αλήθεια; Ναι. Μου άρεσε πολύ το πορνό πατέρας κόρη, αλλά θα το ήθελα σαν... Δεν ξέρω. Μου άρεσε πολύ να βλέπω πραγματικά ενδιαφέροντα άτομα σε αυτό. Σαν να ήθελα να νιώθει πραγματικά αυθεντικό, ξέρεις; Να μοιάζουν πραγματικά συγγενείς. Λοιπόν, σαν... Αυτά δεν είναι τα πράγματά μου. Απλά προσπαθώ να σκάψω. Όχι, εννοώ σαν... Κάνω ερευνητική δημοσιογραφία. Σταμάτα να γελάς. Ω, θέλεις να μοιάζουν κανονικοί. Ναι. Το καταλαβαίνω. Κανονικοί. Το καταλαβαίνω. Υπάρχει, εντάξει, υπάρχει ένα διάσημο σχόλιο στο Pornhub... Σαν OP, όχι σαν, ξέρεις. Ναι. Απλά ένας κανονικός τύπος που είναι κωμικός. Τέλειο. Σαν μισόφαγος και... Τέλειο. Καλοδιατηρημένος. Ναι. Έχεις σκεφτεί να ακολουθήσεις καριέρα; Εμ, εννοώ, αν ήμασταν σε σχέση, θα έκανα τα βίντεο σου στο OnlyFans. Ω, εντάξει. Αυτό το επεισόδιο χορηγείται με υπερηφάνεια από τον πιο επικίνδυνο και κλικαριστό ιστότοπο στο διαδίκτυο, το Jerkmate. Είναι δωρεάν η εγγραφή. Σου δίνουμε 10 δολάρια για το Jerkmate. Πραγματικά μοντέλα, πραγματικοί στεναγμοί. Αν πας στο Jerkmate, μπορείς να δεις όμορφες γυναίκες, όμορφα άλλα πράγματα, είμαι σίγουρη. Ναι, υπάρχουν τόσα όμορφα πράγματα εκεί. Είναι ομορφιά παντού για έναν αληθινό gooner. Και αγόρια, θυμηθείτε, η δημιουργία λογαριασμού είναι εντελώς δωρεάν. Χωρίς μηνιαίες χρεώσεις, τίποτα. Απλά φτιάξε τον λογαριασμό σου, περιηγήσου στα μοντέλα, ξόδεψε τα 10 δολάρια σου, κάνε ό,τι θέλεις. Πάρε λίγο λάδι καρύδας. Λίγο λάδι καρύδας. Χαμήλωσε τα φώτα. Ίσως ένα κερί. Και λίγο goon για σένα. Είναι ώρα για goon. Goon στο jerkmate, μωρό. Ορίστε. Αν θέλεις έναν κανονικό άντρα, φρικτό επίσης. Τι είναι κανονικό; Αλήθεια. Το κανονικό είναι βαρετό. Το κανονικό είναι βαρετό. Αν θέλεις έναν αστείο άντρα με καλό γούστο στο φαγητό... Είμαι τεράστιος food lover. Αλήθεια; Ναι. Σαν να είμαι τεράστιος food lover. Το αγαπημένο μου είδος φαγητού είναι το γαλλικό φαγητό. Ω. Μου αρέσουν τα γαλλικά μικρά πιάτα. Άσε με να σου πω κάτι, κυρία. Θα έχεις μια έκπληξη. Είμαι τύπος με μενού γευσιγνωσίας για γαλλικό φαγητό. Λατρεύω να πηγαίνω σε εστιατόρια Michelin. Κι εγώ. Ναι. Ξέρω ότι είναι περίεργο. Έχεις πάει ποτέ στο Βέγκας; Ναι, έχω... Έχεις πάει στο Partage; Το Partage είναι το γαλλικό εστιατόριο. Είναι ένα απίστευτο. Είναι στην... Ε, ό,τι είναι στο Spring Mountain. Εντάξει. Είναι σαν να μπορείς να πάρεις ένα μενού γευσιγνωσίας επτά ή εννέα πιάτων και είναι το καλύτερο γαλλικό φαγητό που έχω φάει ποτέ. Πρέπει να πάω. Μακάρι να μπορούσαμε να παίξουμε ρομαντική μουσική τώρα. Θα μπορούσαμε να χαμηλώσουμε τα φώτα. Να φέρουμε μερικά κεριά. Μόνο εμείς με σαλιγκάρια. Ναι, μόνο εσείς οι δύο εδώ. Αυτό είναι σαν μια αναπτυσσόμενη αγάπη. Λοιπόν, χθες το βράδυ... Λοιπόν, χθες το βράδυ πήγαμε στο αδελφό εστιατόριο του Nou. Το... Abby ή... Macar. Πώς το έλεγαν, Eric; Δεν έχω ιδέα. Ναι, δεν... Δεν είχε ιδέα. Έτρωγε και το απολάμβανε. [ __ ] [ __ ] Είμαι κακός και με τα ονόματα, οπότε το καταλαβαίνω. Μπορώ να θυμάμαι το μέρος, αλλά να θυμάμαι ονόματα... Ήταν... Έχω πάει στο Nou. Έχεις... Μου αρέσει... Δεν έχω πάει ποτέ στο Nou, αλλά έχω πάει σε μερικά πολυτελή σούσι μέρη, αλλά όχι στο Nou. Το Nou είναι απλά ένα [ __ ] ch, ξέρεις τι εννοώ; Είναι καλό. Δεν είμαι πολύ λάτρης των αλυσίδων. Ναι, το Nou είναι σαν status. Σαν το Nou είναι σαν να πηγαίνεις εκεί επειδή είναι cool. Σαν ω, είμαι στο LA Nou. Είναι κάπως βαρετό. Είναι κάπως βαρετό. Αλλά... Νομίζω ότι είναι τόσο βαρετό. Είναι σαν αυτό το STK2 για τα steakouses. Το STK είναι η αλυσίδα steakhouse. Είναι καλό. Αλλά αυτό το μέρος ήταν το αδελφό εστιατόριο του Nou. Και ήταν τόσο καλό. Ήταν σαν πραγματικά απίστευτο. Αλλά ναι, είμαι κι εγώ έτσι. Δεν με νοιάζει σαν... Δεν χρειάζομαι status. Ναι, δεν χρειάζομαι status. Αλλά, αλλά αυτό ήταν απλά... Νόστιμο. Ναι, ήταν [ __ ] απίστευτο. Υπάρχει ένα μέρος που δεν μπορώ να θυμηθώ το όνομα. Είμαι πραγματικά κακός με τα ονόματα, αλλά υπάρχει ένα μέρος στο Oceanside, αυτό το γαλλικό εστιατόριο που είναι πραγματικά καλό. Εντάξει. Αλήθεια; Εντάξει. Ναι. Ναι. Θα πρέπει να το ελέγξουμε. Λοιπόν, κάνεις πολλά πράγματα cosplay. Θέλω να αρχίσω να κάνω περισσότερα πράγματα cosplay. Ναι. Το επόμενο cosplay που έχω προγραμματίσει, στην πραγματικότητα κάνουμε μια μικρή βραδιά ραπτικής και χειροτεχνίας με τη φίλη μου. Εντάξει. Black Cat. Ω, ναι. Ναι. Οπότε... Οπότε το φτιάχνεις μόνη σου; Αυτό; Ναι, πρέπει, γιατί δεν υπήρχαν καθόλου online. Ναι. Ναι. Η Black Cat είναι μια υπέροχη. Ναι. Ναι. Λοιπόν, λοιπόν, σαν οποιοδήποτε είδος... Είμαι σίγουρη ότι έχεις κάνει σαν Raven. Δεν έχω κάνει... Έχω κάνει ελάχιστα podcasts ή, εννοώ, συγγνώμη, έχω κάνει ελάχιστα cosplay. Cosplays. Ναι. Αλλά, αλλά αυτό είναι στην αγορά για σένα. Οπότε, έχεις την Black Cat. Ποιαν άλλη έχεις έρθει; Εμ, δεν ξέρω. Ίσως, εννοώ, η Rogue είναι ένα κλασικό. Ξαναβλέπω όλα τα X-Men. Τα X-Men. Βλέπεις το X-Men 97 ή το κλασικό καρτούν X-Men; Εμ, X-Men, οι ταινίες, οι πιο πρόσφατες. Ω, οι πιο... Ναι, οι ταινίες. Ναι. Ναι. Ναι. Με τη Halle Berry και τα πάντα. Ναι. Ναι. [ __ ] ναι, φίλε. Το X2 είναι υπέροχο. Αλλά μου αρέσουν κι όλα αυτά. Ναι. Εμ, βλέπω πολύ περισσότερες ταινίες Marvel, οπότε απλά προσπαθώ να... Οπότε είσαι μεγάλος φαν. Να το καταλάβω. Εννοώ, μου αρέσουν όλα αυτά. Ναι. Θα έλεγα ότι μεγαλώνοντας, εννοώ, πάντα έβλεπα Marvel. Δεν ξέρω αν είμαι περισσότερο DC ή Marvel, γιατί τελευταία μου αρέσει επίσης πολύ, μερικές φορές βλέπω μια ταινία DC και λέω, "Εντάξει, μαγειρεύουν αρκετά καλά." Έχεις δει τις animated; Εμ, έχω δει την animated του Harley Quinn. Αυτή είναι αρκετά καλή. Πρέπει να δεις σαν το Justice League Dark Apocalypse. Αυτές είναι καλές. Ναι. Ναι. Ξέρω πολλά από αυτά τα nerdy [ __ ]. Έχεις δει ποτέ Marvel con ή ό,τι είναι αυτά; Τι; Σαν Comic-Con; Όχι. Αλήθεια; Αυτό είναι τρελό για μένα. Εγώ... Το con είναι λίγο μακριά. Σαν, πραγματικά, σαν, φίλε, ήμουν στο Μόντρεαλ και υπήρχε ένα... Ένα tsunami con ή κάτι τέτοιο και ήταν ένα μεγάλο anime convention και ένα μέρος μου, υπάρχει σίγουρα ένα nerdy κομμάτι μου που λέει, τι συμβαίνει, τι κοιτάτε, τι κοιτάτε; Αλλά μετά βλέπεις τους ανθρώπους εκεί και λες, αυτοί είναι οι πιο αν-σεξουαλικοί nerds που έχω δει ποτέ στη ζωή μου, σκύλε. Θα έλεγα ότι είμαι κάπως... Συγγνώμη που διέκοψα. Όχι, συνέχισε. Θα έλεγα ότι είμαι κάπως έτσι. Σαν να είμαι nerd, αλλά όχι ο πιο nerd. Ναι, δεν θέλεις να είσαι γύρω από τους χοντρούς. Εγώ... Όχι, αυτό δεν με ενοχλεί. Θα σε περικύκλωναν σαν μαμάδες με κομμουνιστικά παντελόνια. Ναι, δεν θα ήξεραν. Λοιπόν, κάναμε, κάναμε... Ήμασταν με τον άλλο μας φίλο που πρωταγωνιστούσε σε ένα comedy club στη Βοστώνη, τον Ryan Long. Και δίπλα στο comedy club ήταν ένα Marriott. Και στο Marriott ήταν ένα Nerdicon. Και είδα έναν ελκυστικό. Ήταν περίπου 500 άτομα. Ένα ελκυστικό άτομο. Όλοι ήταν σαν να έφευγαν σε διαφορετικά πράγματα και να έπαιζαν διαφορετικά παιχνίδια και τέτοια. Λέω, "Στο διάολο, αυτό είναι σαν... Αυτοί είναι home nerds και είναι έξω στον κόσμο." Home nerd. Ναι. Κυριολεκτικά... Βγήκαν από το υπόγειο. Ναι. Ποτέ δεν είδαν βιταμίνη D στη ζωή τους. Ναι. Ναι. Μπορώ να είμαι έτσι τελευταία, όμως. Έχω γίνει κάπως home nerd. Σαν να μην φεύγω από το σπίτι μου και μετά νομίζω ότι γίνομαι όλο και πιο nerdy. Λέω, "Ω, ας μάθω όλους τους χαρακτήρες του Marvel Rival." Σαν να παίζεις Marvel Rival. Απλά λέω, "Ναι, απλά κάνω." Αλλά μετά πώς... Κάνεις γυμναστήριο; Σαν τι κάνεις για τη φυσική κατάσταση; Ναι. Ακόμα κάνω, ακόμα κάνω τέτοια πράγματα. Εννοώ, έχω ακόμα πολύ κοινωνικό άγχος, αλλά αναγκάζομαι να πηγαίνω και να κάνω πράγματα. Ειδικά... Αν κάτι με κάνει πολύ άβολη, πιθανότατα θα αναγκαστώ να το κάνω. Ναι. Θα έπρεπε να κάνεις ένα cosplay Psylock. Αυτό ήταν άλλο ένα που θα έκανα. Ναι. Ναι. Ναι. Αν θέλεις χαρακτήρες Marvel Rival, ναι. Η Psylock είναι μια καλή. Ναι. Ξέρεις τα πάντα. Είναι τόσο αστείο. Scarlet Witch. Η Scarlet Witch θα ήταν υπέροχη. Ναι. Αυτό ήταν άλλο ένα που προτάθηκε. Ω, φίλε. Το Marvel Rivals κατανάλωσε μερικούς μήνες της ζωής μου. Ναι. Ναι. Ναι. Με κατέστρεψε λίγο. Ναι. Αλλά, εμ, ναι, είχα παλιά μια πολύ κακή διαταραχή πανικού. Οπότε, ένα από τα πράγματα που φοβόμουν ήταν να κάνω τρενάκια του λούνα παρκ. Οπότε, απλά αναγκάζομαι να ανεβαίνω στο τρενάκι και λιποθυμούσα, λιποθυμούσα και μετά συνέρχομαι επειδή ήμουν τόσο τρομοκρατημένη και απλά συνέχιζα να αναγκάζομαι να το κάνω επειδή λέω... Θεραπεία έκθεσης. Ναι. Ακριβώς. Πώς... Ναι. Η θεραπεία έκθεσης είναι αληθινή. Παίρνεις φάρμακα ή απλά το αντέχεις; Όχι, δεν. Όχι, όχι πια. Ξέρεις, είμαι υπέρ του να το αντέχεις. Ναι. Ναι. Απλά εκπαιδεύεις τον εγκέφαλό σου να λειτουργεί λίγο διαφορετικά. Απλά το αντέχεις. Ναι. Λοιπόν, αυτό ήταν κάτι που με τρόμαζε πολύ επίσης. Οπότε, λες, "Έλα, έλα." Είμαι τόσο... Ναι. Οπότε... Αλλά πώς νιώθεις τώρα; Γι' αυτό... Ω, περνάω υπέροχα. Ναι. Σωστά. Ναι. Γι' αυτό κι εγώ αποφάσισα να το κάνω. Αλλά μην ξεχάσεις πριν φύγουμε, πρέπει να... Ναι. Είπες ότι έχεις ένα τρελό... Έλα. Πρέπει να υπάρχει κάτι που, ξέρεις, πάντα το βρίσκω συναρπαστικό να ακούω το τρελό. Είναι, είναι, δεν ξέρω. Είναι απλά... Εντάξει. Ναι. Εμ, [ __ ] Εντάξει, αυτό είναι, νομίζω ότι αυτό είναι αρκετά τρελό. Λοιπόν, υπήρχε ένα convention στην πόλη. Στο... Στο Λας Βέγκας, στο strip club. Σαν στο Βέγκας, υπάρχουν πάντα conventions, σωστά; Οπότε, δούλευα στο strip club και μου λένε, "Ω, είμαι" μιλούσα με κάποιους πελάτες. Λένε, "Είμαι εδώ για το convention, σαν το convention των γιατρών, ό,τι είναι." Και η κολλητή μου, με την οποία δουλεύω εκείνη τη στιγμή, λέει, "Έι, νομίζω ότι ο μπαμπάς σου είναι εδώ." Ήμουν στο strip club. Ναι. Και εγώ λέω, "Όχι." Και μετά περπατάω γύρω από τη γωνία και... Συγκρουόμαστε. Ναι. Και και ήταν... Ναι. Ήταν ο πατριός μου, σαν ο τύπος που με μεγάλωσε από την ηλικία των τεσσάρων. Και ήταν εκεί. Ήταν σαν, "Φαίνεσαι υπέροχη." Ναι. Ήταν τρομοκρατημένος. Ήταν σαν, "Σε παρακαλώ, μην πεις στη μητέρα σου ότι είμαι εδώ." Ω, ουάου. Αλλά η μητέρα μου τον απατούσε, οπότε κράτησα τα μυστικά και των δύο. Ουάου. Οπότε ήξερες... Ήξερες και τις δύο πλευρές της ιστορίας. Ουάου. Έχω έναν πληροφοριοδότη. Ω Θεέ μου, φίλε. Ω, αυτή είναι μια άλλη τρελή ιστορία που έχω για σένα που πραγματικά δεν θα έπρεπε να λέω σε ένα podcast, αλλά θα το κάνω. Θα το σβήσουμε. Ναι. Εμ, λοιπόν, υπήρχε ένας τύπος που ήταν σε ένα ραδιοφωνικό σόου. Ναι. Σωστά. [ __ ] αυτή είναι μια πραγματικά τρελή ιστορία. Ωραία. Υπήρχε ένας τύπος που ήταν σε ένα ραδιοφωνικό σόου. Απολύθηκε πριν από χρόνια. Ήταν στη Βόρεια Καλιφόρνια επειδή ήταν μέρος... Κάτι που είχαν εκεί όπου έκαναν έναν διαγωνισμό και έπρεπε να πιουν πολύ νερό και να κρατήσουν τα ούρα τους και μία από τις κοπέλες πέθανε. Ναι. Ναι. Θα κρατήσουν τα ούρα τους για ένα Wii όταν... Για το Nintendo Wii. Ναι, άκουσα γι' αυτό. Τι; Οπότε κρατάς τα... Οπότε η ιστορία γίνεται τρελή. Για να προσθέσω σε αυτό, στην πραγματικότητα όχι τόσο πολύ καιρό πριν. Γνωρίζω έναν τύπο, δεν ξέρω αν γνωρίζεις τον CJ από το Texas comedian. Έπρεπε να ουρήσει ένα βράδυ, δεν μπορούσε να βρει πού να ουρήσει και είχε περάσει περίπου μιάμιση ώρα και έπρεπε να ουρήσει. Κατέληξε να λιποθυμήσει. Τον πήγαν στο νοσοκομείο, σχεδόν θα μπορούσε να αρρωστήσει σοβαρά. Οπότε, κρατώντας τα ούρα. Αν πάρετε κάτι από αυτό το podcast, αν χρειάζεται να ουρήσετε, [ __ ] ουρήστε. Ναι, λοιπόν, αυτή είναι μια διδακτική εμπειρία. Ναι. Επίσης, θα πάω σε γαλλικό εστιατόριο. Αλλά, εμ, λοιπόν, δεν ξέρω αν το έχετε δει. Υπάρχει ένα νέο ντοκιμαντέρ στο Netflix για μια κυρία που σκότωσε μερικά από τα παιδιά της. Ω [ __ ] Αυτός ήταν ο αδελφός αυτού του τύπου. Οπότε είναι στη φυλακή τώρα. Σωστά. Όταν απολύθηκε από τη δουλειά του, οι γονείς μου τον προσέλαβαν ως μάνι μας. Μάνι; Ο μάνι σου; Ήταν ο μάνι μας. Είχαν μια κόρη που έμοιαζε με σένα και προσέλαβαν έναν τύπο να είναι εκεί. Σαν, η φωτιά... Αλλά δεν ήταν εγώ που έπρεπε να ανησυχούν. Εμ, η μητέρα μου κατέληξε να έχει σχέση μαζί του. Όχι. Με τον μάνι. Και μετά χρόνια αργότερα, λέει, "Είδες το σόου στο Netflix;" Σαν την αδελφή του, όχι μόνο αυτός ο άντρας απολύθηκε, έχασε τη δουλειά του, είχε όλη αυτή τη διαμάχη, αλλά μετά η οικογένειά του για άλλη μια φορά βρίσκεται υπό έλεγχο επειδή η αδελφή του ήταν τρελή και σκότωσε μερικά από τα παιδιά τους. Ιησούς. Νομίζω ότι λέγεται Mother Something στο Netflix. Ναι. Εμ, και ναι, η μητέρα μου... Τον μάνι. Τον μάνι. Δεν θα το πω. Αυτό είναι τρελό, σωστά; Ναι, είναι τρελό. Αυτό είναι άγριο. Δεν θα έπρεπε να το πω. Όχι, αυτό είναι υπέροχο. Θα σου πω γιατί. Όχι, θα σου πω για να νιώσεις καλύτερα. Για να νιώσεις καλύτερα, θα σου πω μια ιστορία. Δεν θα μπω στις λεπτομέρειες. Αν δεις ποτέ ένα ντοκιμαντέρ, μην [ __ ] με τις γάτες. Το είδες ποτέ αυτό για τον Luc; Αυτός ήταν ο φίλος μου. Ω Θεέ μου. Και έβγαινα μαζί του όλη την ώρα. Νομίζω ότι μόλις έχασες εκείνη τη γαλλική γνωριμία, φίλε μου. Έχω τρεις γάτες, οπότε... Δεν είμαι δολοφόνος. Εντάξει. Δεν ήξερες εκείνη τη στιγμή. Δεν ήξερα. Ναι. Αλλά ναι, αυτό λέω. Ξέρεις, είναι πάντα ενδιαφέρον όταν... Θα έπρεπε... Όχι, είσαι καλά. Είσαι καλά. Η μητέρα μου δεν το βλέπει αυτό. Δεν θα. Ναι. Τι έβλεπε; Δύο goons πίσω. Ναι. Αν η μαμά σου, αν η μαμά σου βλέπει Two Goons, εμείς, αυτό είναι το πιο τρελό πράγμα. Η μαμά μου είναι, η μαμά μου είναι άγρια. Είναι gooner. Gooner. Goonar. Ω, η μαμά μου είναι σίγουρα gooner. Ουάου. Ένας Gooner. Μαμά. Πρέπει να την φέρουμε στο podcast. Θα έκανε τον εαυτό της. Ναι. Όχι. Σωστά. Λοιπόν, εννοώ, αυτό ήταν ένα υπέροχο... Άγριο επεισόδιο. Αυτό είναι υπέροχο. Ναι. Ευχαριστώ που ήρθες. Φυσικά. Σε ευχαριστούμε πολύ. Εμ, μπορείς απλά να κοιτάξεις σε αυτή την κάμερα και να πεις σε όλους πού μπορούν να σε βρουν; Εμ, το όνομά μου είναι Chelsea Gabrielle και η άλλη μου λαβή που χρησιμοποιώ είναι Gabby Lee Live. Σωστά. Σε ευχαριστώ πολύ που ήρθες.