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Babe, I'm sorry. I only have 8 minutes left to live. I'm coming right now, but you won't make it in time. I need you to make promises to me for the last 8 minutes of my life, okay, sweetheart? Promise me you will take care of our dog. I promise. Promise me you won't ever forget me. Of course, I won't. Promise me you will take care of our baby boy. I promise, babe. And promise me you will never date anyone else. Uh, no comment. Next question. And promise me thatā¦ wait, did you just say "no comment"? Yeah, babe, please, whatever. Promise me you will love Marley the snake. I promise. Promise me that you will take care of my parents. I think your message glitched; it won't let me see it. It's just blank. I said, promise me that you will provide and take care of my parents for me. It's still notā¦ I think the hospital Wi-Fi is bad. You love me, right? Yes, sweetheart, I love you so much. And we're soulmates, right? Yes, my love. So you will never sleep with anyone ever again, right? Um, I can take your request and I will keep it in the back of my mind. Is that a yes? No comment? I can't understand that. What does that mean? I can keep the request in my mind. Just say you promise. You promise. Repeat after me: "I promise to never love, touch, or sleep with another female till the day I die." Holyā¦ 5ā¦ 4ā¦ 3ā¦ 2ā¦ 1ā¦ Are you here? Hello? Yes, I'm right here. Oh, wrong timer. 5ā¦ 4ā¦ 3ā¦ 2ā¦ 1ā¦ Hello! Yippee!