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I love Sundays, man. I love Sundays.
Get your head out of your ass and start scoring points. Nick Serani, you're an absolute idiot. There will be hell to pay and I'll be looking for heads.
Just waking up here in paradise. The reality of my roster this week is grim. Bucky Irving, our king, did not return. I've had like six trades talked about with Avery over the last couple weeks and just none have worked out for Rashad White. Raandre Stevenson not available. Obviously, Jaden Daniels not available. Surprise, when you wake up, Zack, here's a fun surprise. Tettoa McMillan probably not going to play anymore. Xavier Worthy on buy. Chamir DK on buy. Brandon Aubrey on buy. Jaden Daniels on the IR. I was already starting three tight ends. Uh, what a hilarious thing fantasy football is. But honestly, it's not that I don't care. I've just accepted it's not my uh just nobody can stay healthy, dude. Not a single person.
So, usually these overseas games in the morning just absolutely suck. But today's a little bit different because Jonathan Taylor is playing and it's not even 9:00 in the morning and Jonathan Taylor has already scored a touchdown. He already has 10 fantasy points in the first quarter. Jonathan Taylor in the morning football games just absolutely hits different. It's a great start to my day. It's probably already ruining Danny's day before it even begins. And uh I think this is just the beginning of ending Danny's season. Congrats to the Atlanta Falcons running back that I'm playing against. Oh no, actually I'm not playing against Tyler Algier. Cory started the wrong one. He went with Bejian Robinson. But anyway, whoever has Tyler Algier in this league, not Cory again. He made the wrong call starting Bejian. Congrats on your touchdown. And Cory, I'm sorry that you're going to get handed this out.
So the Berlin game is going about as expected so far. Tyler Algier snipes Bejan on the goal line and Michael Badgely has an extra point blocked. Um hopefully this is not a sign of things to come today.
And how about Jonathan Taylor who
So me and Avery made a deal this morning. Um not ideal that I'm helping the guy who I'm competing with for seating and potentially even a by-week at some point. He's currently down in his matchup to Thomas and ideally I'd like him to lose, but I thought this was a worthwhile swing. I didn't agree with Danny when he traded away Travis Hunter cuz we don't have full confirmation that he is going to be out for the season. He could be back as soon as week 13. I don't need Caleb Williams. I have Lamar Jackson. Even if Lamar were to miss more time, I could pick up somebody and stream him. So, I thought it was worth the swing to send Avery Caleb Williams who plays the Giants this week. And I stash Travis Hunter. I have really no more by weeks. I have Lad, Josh Downs, and Tyrone Tracy with a buy left. And all of them have buys on different weeks. I have multiple startable options on my bench. I figured getting Hunter as like a stash was a pretty good option.
So Jonathan Taylor didn't get in on a fourth and two at the goal line. So I put him on the trade block, you know, see what offers are out there. Trying to teach him a little bit of a lesson. He only had 26 fantasy points at that point. I said I needed 40 from him today. He just went out there and got an 83 yd touchdown run. So now Taylor has over 40 fantasy points. Danny's season is officially over and Jonathan Taylor is the best player in fantasy football.
Uh, hey Morgo. Um, I'm I'm 8 and one in first place in the Flock League, the one with Mason. And it looks like I'm going to win and be nine and one. Good chance to get the number one seed automatically. Get a buy, be the final four. Your man's is about to be nine and one. How does that uh make you feel?
I don't know what any of that means.
You don't know what it means? It means I'm going to get a buy.
What does that mean?
It means like I'll automatically be a top four team. It's a pretty big deal.
Wow. Good. It's great. Congratulations.
Thank you.
Let me show you how my Sunday morning's going. It's been wonderful. We are getting to watch the game. Ton of fun, but at the same time watch Danny Lad over here spazz about Jonathan Taylor scoring a bunch of points. And then Cory cry that you've had Tyler Alier sniping Bejon Robinson. So, it's been great. We're going to go Jonathan Taylor. Keep it going. Run it up. And yeah, it's fun watching these guys crash out. Oh, Jonathan Taylor touchdown again. You want to hear what these goobers are talking about over here? You want to hear this?
Oh my god. What the he talking about?
Oh my god.
He's got He's got He's got 50 fantasy points, Cory. He's got 50 fantasy points.
What the am I supposed to do?
Oh, nothing.
Hey, Cory. What? 25 plus points per game is legendary. Well, guess what? Jonathan Taylor's two legendary players.
Okay. Can I make you feel better here?
No, you can't. Actually, nothing. You have no dak. You were probably unlikely to win this week anyway.
Respectfully, Cory, nothing you say right now will make me feel better. Nothing.
This is what y'all are missing. Oh my gosh. Lose
by two points.
I would rather win or by 50.
I would rather win.
What was hilarious too is right before this, let me rewind. Cory was coping hoping that his kicker would get some points saying like, "Oh yeah, they're just going to kick it." Most most teams know to kick it, not just run it with John.
Look at this.
They're not going to they're not going to go for the touchdown. They're going to they're going to just get really close and go for the field goal. Most teams understand that it's a higher pro. Um it's more likely that you get stripped or something than just kicking a small like a short chip shot.
Most teams don't have Jonathan Taylor, buddy.
I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong.
I hope I hope the not.
I don't know. If you were if you were an NFL coach, would you be just trying to kind of get it to the hash that the kicker wants it or would you be trying to score a touchdown here?
God, this is Christmas morning to me. Oh, we see the FSE guys down bad. I get to watch the crash out live. Thank god I ended my stream early to watch this.
Guess who's back. Back. Back. Back again. Again. Again. Rookie of the year's back. Back. Back. Tell a friend. Friend. Friend.
Who's that? Who's that?
My guy Stefan.
Let's go live check into uh my boy Jackson Dart here. Oh. Uh, your quarterback just isn't doing that. He's just He's just not. Jackson Dart, that's how you make an impression, Travis. Welcome to the squad, buddy. We're so happy to have you. Devon Han, what a beauty. 55, 65, 70, who knows? It was a lot. My guy Devon, what do you know about Devon? Love that guy. So, I've watched the Saints all year cuz I used to have Alvin Kamara and I thought, man, the Panthers should be fine against the Saints. So, I started their kicker and day one without Brandon Aubrey is not going well. That's a five-point swing, blocked kick. Not going well.
I sit here waiting for my girlfriend at Target to get done shopping. G just going for a quick look at the Christmas stuff that's out. I've been here for a minute now trying to watch a quad box on my phone. The moment I turn it on, I'm saying how bad Tyler Shuck is in my group chat to my friends. Pump fake deep down the right sideline. JC Horn falls. 50 plus yard touchdown to Chris Alav. I mean, the knife is already in Danny's throat. It's already being twisted. Parker Washington red zone touchdown earlier. I'm probably going to win by 50 points. Let's just keep getting as many points as we can. Let's move to nine and one. Let's secure the number one seed before either Christian McCaffrey or Jonathan Taylor gets a boo boo and misses some time. Sundays are really fun, guys. For nine straight weeks, Sundays have been the most fun day of the week. I love Sundays. Man, I love Sundays. I'm just sitting here watching the end of the 1:00 games. Already have it all wrapped up. The Saints are actually jogging off the field right now and I'm looking at my lineup. Alvin Kamar was an afterthought to me and he gets in my flex spot due to some trades that happened in real life. got to get in my lineup this week. And he goes for 115 yards, 25 touches. One week after putting up, let's look at it,.7 less than a point. Less than one fantasy point. He comes into my lineup. The past three weeks combined, he didn't even score as many points as he did this week, 14 12 points. Last three weeks combined, he's looking at 12 total fantasy points. All Alvin Kamara needed was a change of scenery. He needed to go from a team in Zack that everybody on that team is injured. The morale is absolutely awful. They're losing games to a team where we haven't lost a game in 2 and 1/2 months. He doesn't have to be the guy like he had to be. All the pressure in the world when he was on Zack's team. Comes to a winning organization, a winning team, a championship caliber team. Just has to play a role and he does that. 115 total yards, 14 fantasy points. Welcome to the team, Alvin Kamara.
And so we're entering the window of the 400 p.m. games. And pretty much everybody that Mason had in the 1pm window started off really [ __ ] Josh Allen didn't do anything. Nico didn't do anything. Bree wasn't doing anything. And then collectively, they all just started popping off. So, I'm kind of in rough shape right now. And I apologize in advance to Canada that I might have to be singing this anthem. I actually can't believe this day. This is insane. We now have a Seattle Seahawks defense touchdown. The fan wagon is a wagon. Hop on. Come on. Let's go.
Well, team's actually playing pretty well this week. Uh could have beat probably half of the teams in the league, but dev team that Gibbs JSN combo has over 30 points in the first quarter. So, GG's. Congratulations to the devs.
Dude, the commanders, my commanders are so bad. Oh my god, bro. This man Jir Gibbs is closing in on a 30 bomb and it's not even halftime. I mean, we said this was going to happen. This is going to sound insane, but the only reason I have even a chance is if the teams that the Devs are playing are so bad that they just sit their starters. So, the Cardinals are up 35 to zero with 7 minutes left in the second quarter. The Lions are up 21-3 with 9 minutes left in the second quarter. What we need is like early third quarter the backups to come in and otherwise this is going to be a long day.
Yeah. Um we are to the point where I'm just throwing in the towel for Cory. He's lost this bet. Um this shouldn't be a surprise to anybody here, right? We go back and look at what happened last season. Who all did I make bets with last year? Oh, went up against Nathan. Obviously, we got the classic This is our cult song.
Today is the day I have my first big performance. Going to knock him dead. Here we go. This is our cult. This is our team. We bleed blue. This is our Colts. Whether win or lose, go. Nay. went up against Zack and obviously we got to see him sing Chili.
So, there's only one thing left to do. I want to take you on a little ride to Chili's baby.
I want my baby back. Baby, babys up against Danny. We got to see him sing the national anthem. Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light what so proudly we held. And I think there was one other bet that I had. I can't exactly remember who lost it. Oh yeah, I bet Nathan a second time and he got to wear the turkey hat. You know, I thought this was a perfect opportunity for me to reflect on the season since, you know, my season is over, and uh talk about some of the worst decisions that I made, the the the top four in fact, that really ultimately ended up costing me the season, even though I had a pretty decent team. And at the end of the day, uh were worthy of me being slapped by a turkey.
So, this is now our fifth straight week that we have won when we've placed a little bit of a wager. We're five and0 at this point in these weeks. And so far this season, I'm eight and two. Like I know a lot of people their favorite clips that they get to see all year long are the clips of me crying in bed. But I'm sorry. I mean, you haven't had many of those this season. And honestly, I don't know if you'll have another one all year. Well, it looked like I had a legitimate shot and then 40 yardd touchdown. My team is so ass. not only hurting me in real life, but it's killing me in fantasy football. I just knew I mean, play the clip, editor. What did I say? I just know Jir Gibbs is going to destroy me this week.
Jir Gibbs had five points last week. I have to face Jir Gibbs after his worst ever fantasy performance. And guess what? He faces my Washington Commanders, my favorite team that is just utter dog [ __ ]
Last week, lowest points ever. this week takes me out back and does what he wants. Oh god, that was one of the most frustrating slates of football I have ever watched in my life. You guys probably all experienced this today if you had Kenneth Walker who got sniped twice on the goal line. You probably experienced this today if you had Bejon Robinson who got sniped twice on the goal line. You probably experienced this today. If you had Marvin Harrison who had 12 targets and probably should have had 30 points and he finishes with one touchdown and three catches, we should be up 50 60 points heading into Sunday Night Football right now. But unfortunately, we are in a position where we're up 24. Mason is DK Metaf, Dallas, Saquon Barkley, and Josh Jacobs. So, we're cooked. The only way in which we win this matchup is if Lad McConi, who's my only player remaining, fries for like 35 points and his players kind of have down performances. So, we are unfortunately going to be seeing you guys next week in the dumbest outfit of all time singing uh the anthem of the United States. I fear I have let my country down and you guys are about to hear the pipes. Get ready,
ladies and gentlemen. I do believe as recording this video I'm going to be going 4 and 0 in the Flockley in the past four weeks. I have taken down Mason. I have taken down Nathan. I have taken down Bush. And now as I'm recording once again, I'm going to be taking down Nick the editor who he still has Quinton Johnson and Chris Boswell, but I also have the Steelers defense and up by 37 points. Look, this is a Cinderella story in the making. Nothing like this we have seen before in the flock league and there is no better person than I to write up a beautiful shout out to the football gods to write out and script a Cinderella story. Now I am going most likely going to be one game out of the playoffs by tonight which is absolutely crazy to to think of but the biggest caveat is going into next week I'm going against S Vetry. Now, S, beautiful man. Some will say the best looking man in the league. Some will say the best hairline in the league. Some will say he's inhaling that beautiful new car smell. But I can't take that lightly because he is the one person everyone wants to be. I mean, he has the juggernaut team. And if I can take him down, if I can be his second loss of the season, there is something more than special that is happening if I do take down Salvetree going into next week. Let's go, baby. 4-0. Talk me up.
Now, when I'm looking around the league this week at what else is happening outside of the Mason matchup, and I'm rooting against Mason, Avery, we already kind of knew coming into the week, was going to lose based on all the guys that he had on by this week. So, there's a couple other matchups that are very appealing entering the week. And probably the one I had my eye on the closest was Bodaki. Badaki, who was on a three-game winning streak entering the week, was 0 and6, right? This dude was not even in videos for like 2 to 3 weeks because Mason told him not to talk again until he wins. He then beats Mason was his poetic justice was amazing. And since then, since beating Mason, he hasn't looked back. Modaki is going to win for his fourth straight week. And these are not like like just getting by wins like scoring 100 to 120 points type wins like we've seen out of Mason, like we've seen out of Zack at times this year. These are like legit big boy wins. But Daky last week or the week before scored the most points in the league. I'm kind of scared cuz I have to face Badaki next week. I won't have Chris Ave. I won't have Jonathan Taylor. I won't have Alvin Kamara. And as it looks right now, Badaki is going to be at full strength and the dude scoring 140 points a week. I haven't lost in nine weeks. I have easily the best team in this league. I think I'm on upset alert or he might even be the favorite next week. Baki, this is the worst time to be facing this guy on a four-ame winning streak when I'm not at full strength. I'm very worried already about next week.
Heading into Sunday Night Football, we're only up by about 16. Jir Gibbs really did a number. We have Aronda Gadton tonight. We need a historic rookie tight end performance. I'm saying the best single game ever from a rookie tight end. We need that desperately like we need air. Otherwise, we're walking to Monday Night Football another week knowing we're going to lose. So, guess who that is? It's a Ronda Gadston. So, another week. I thought I escaped the injury bug, but I just had to wait till Sunday night again. Jaden last week, Arande this week. Just can't catch a damn break, man. this mother DK Medv like I swear to God if you sell us if you're not going to get out there and start scoring points on the offensive side of the ball you better get your ass out there to cover lad like I have no idea what the hell you're doing and honestly if you paid attention at all all week you saw what we did with Roman do you want us to banish you to the shadow realm I'll send you to a toilet bowl team like this. We're about to be 8 and2. Get your head out of your ass and start scoring points. Very quick Flock League update for you guys. GG's to Thomas. Congratulations, my friend. In the championship rematch, you get the better of me again. I had no hope this week. I tried to scramble together a team. I traded Travis Hunter. I ended up starting like Zakius and Malik Washington in my flex spots. It was bad. All my best players were out this week. I was always going to lose this week. And as I predicted last week, we go to five and five. And that's bad. It's just not It's just bad. We'll see what happens rest of the season. I mean, we're gonna have to We're going to have to go two and two probably at least to um make the playoffs in this league. It would be crazy if my team did not make the playoffs, but I've had worse luck before. And so, um it's all going to have to just play out. My schedule looks harder rest of the season. I mean, Sammmyy's been good. Nathan's not been as bad recently. I've got Mason again. Bedaki I have and Baki's on a winning streak. So, who knows? This league never fails to entertain. But if we're going to make the playoffs, we're going to have to step it up and we're going to have to start scoring some freaking points.
So, my trades were terrible for the first week at least. My team definitely would have been a lot better had I kept Travon Henderson, but at least it looks like I'll win this week.
All right, so we pretty easily moved to 9 and one this week. Uh, we scored 181 points. I I think we have like the two highest scoring weeks or two out of the three highest scoring weeks this season. We beat Danny by 70. Like, all that's great, right? We kind of expected it coming into the week. Danny has a bad team. We have a good team. Our team overperforms. Awesome. All that, whatever. The problem is, as of right now, Mason is projected to win. Now, it looks like it's going to be a Monday night sweat. He has Josh Jacobs, he has Saquon, he has Dallas. I'll be rooting against all three of those players, even as a Packers fan, because Mason right now, at least right now, he's projected to win. So, if he wins, he goes to 8-2. And even though my team's amazing, I've scored 200 more points or more than any other team. We're nine and one. We've won nine weeks in a row. All this stuff. I still have not like clinched or gotten any ground on the number one overall seed. In terms of a by-week, I did, right? I need to win one more time. And I clinch myself a buy. But I want the number one overall seed. I want to get to choose who I play in that final four. I could choose Mason even if he is the two seed if I feel like that's my best matchup. I could choose if some team goes on a Cinderella run, if Badaki's team goes on a Cinderella run, right? But I feel like I still have the stronger team. I could choose Bodaki. There's a lot of power obviously in being the number one seed. So, I'll be rooting hard tomorrow night against all three of Mason's players because I want to get a two-game lead on the number one overall seed with four games to play, especially next week when I'm going to be dealing with a lot of buys facing a red hot team in Bodaki. I don't feel good about actually winning that one. I need Mason to lose this week. I would also like to shout out two players on team S this week who have never been in my starting lineup. They've basically never even been on my team. Alvin Kamar, who we traded for before this week, and Parker Washington, who one week ago we picked up off the waiverwire for $3 after Brian Thomas banged up his ankle. Both of those guys entered my starting lineup today. They combined for 35 fantasy points. Even though we're topheavy, Christian McAffrey, Jonathan Taylor, Trey McBride, the top three picks have absolutely been dynamite picks for us from our draft. Even though we're topheavy for sure this year, everybody else that enters this lineup is contributing right now. Even with a goose egg from DJ Moore, right, he gets hurt. It's okay. If you're going to be hurt, that's fine. We'll still drop 181 points with a goose egg. So, this team, although we have studs up top, it's starting to become a lot more balanced out through those flex spots, and that's exactly what we need as we start to make that playoff push.
All right, fan wagon with our biggest performance of the year. We have officially taken down Nathan. With that, we move to six and four. If Mason holds on and beats Bush tonight, we will have sole possession of third place in the flock league. Pretty damn cool. If Bush wins, we will be one win out of a buy. Either way, tonight we are feeling great no matter what happens. This brings us to four and three against the creators. And the last record I would like everybody to be aware of since we made the Nico Collins for T Higgins and Stefon Diggs trade. It's not the Nico Collins trade. It's the T. Higgins trade because we know who got the best player in that deal. And since that deal, the fan wagon is 3 and 0. Zack, Nathan, everybody else who was talking [ __ ] What are you saying now? What are you saying now? Cuz we can't hear you from up here in third place when you're swirling around in the toilet bowl.
All righty. So, it's Monday. It is snowing in Canada cuz, you know, this is where we're at at this time in the calendar year. I'm not thinking about tonight's game at all. I already know that I'm going to lose because, you know, this is Mason. Let's be honest here. Everything goes right for him in this league. Avery needed what, like five points from Amari and Hampton the one time and Mason still ended up winning. There's no shot I end up winning this tonight. 37 a half from Josh Jacob, Saquon Barkley, and Goddard. I'm as good as gone. So, what's going through my head today is am I going to show off my range on Rockets Red Glare? because you know I know good singers if you can actually sing and I can't they usually go for the like bravado kind of play there. So these are the thoughts that are rolling through my mind. Yeah, the overunder of the national anthem if anybody's wanting to bet it is probably going to be about 107 seconds and a half because there's zero chance that I end up winning this tonight. There's no way that Mason doesn't get lucky and pull this one through.
I know my guys don't need any extra motivation for tonight. They are ready to go. And you know why? They've been with me since the beginning. While yes, maybe I've made um one too many trades, maybe I've made 20 trades this season, and guys come in and out of my locker room more than they do Bush's bedroom every night. But if we go ahead and look at the drafts, there are two names that stand out that have been with me through all this season. We can go ahead and pull this up and look at just this absolute masterclass that I had this year. Drake London traded him before the season started. Tiggins traded him. Jada Daniels traded him before the season started. Zay Flowers traded him. Jerry Judy cut him. TJ Hawinson cut him. Jaylen Warren traded him. Cam Scataboo traded him. Brilan Allen traded him. Nick Chub cut him. Kareem Hunt cut him. There are only three players that have been able to make it on the team of Destiny from the draft to week 10. And who are those three guys?
Saquon Barkley, DK Medaf, and Dallas Gddard. And what do I need tonight to happen? I need two of our guys that have been with us since the beginning, Saquon Barkley and Dallas Goddard, to have themselves an absolute day. Right now against Mr. Bush. We are currently down 91 points to 128. So I'm no mathematician, but we are currently trailing by about 37 with Saquon Barkley, Josh Jacobs, Dallas left. And honestly, I'm going to do it right now because I have so much faith that's not even close. I have not bought a current players NFL jersey in god knows how long. The last jersey that I bought was a Sammy Watkins Buffalo Bills jersey. But Saquon Barkley, if you pull this off for us tonight, which I know you will, I have 100% confidence and I will go ahead and we will get a Saquon Barkley jersey. And let's take it one step further, right? Cuz we are the team of destiny. We are winning $10,000 this season. So we have a ridiculous amount of money to play around with. We have $10,000. What that's telling me is maybe we don't just stop with a regular Saquon Barkley jersey. I'm thinking we bump this up. I'm thinking we go with a signed Saquon Barkley jersey. Make it a little shrine in here. You know what? Let's go regular Saquon Barkley jersey after he gets us this win against Bush. And then we'll follow it up with a signed Saquon Barkley jersey after he wins us the championship.
Look, team Zach is probably at its lowest point it's it's ever been. The Gadson injury is sad. Um, but more importantly, heading into Monday Night Football, the Devs need just 20 points. They have AJ Brown, they have Jaylen Herds, they have Dob. So, I am pretty much 100% confident I'm losing. That's not even what I'm down bad about. But the Bucky Irving stuff, there's only so much torture a man's soul can go through. And to know when that injury occurred, we thought it was going to be two, maybe 3 weeks. He didn't go on IR. And here we are, week 11, and he's ruled out before week 10 even finishes. I mean, I just don't know how much more I can take of this. Fantasy football was designed to see how much torture a man can go through. It's a social experiment. Oh, we are currently one quarter into this game and nobody has done a goddamn thing. So, um, we better get ramping up soon. This is so dumb. This is so stupid. This is so dumb. It's halftime and it's 000. This is the first scoreless first half of a Monday Night Football game since 2009. I'm up just over 13 points right now. It's so stupid that the fantasy the the fantasy gods are playing with me again. This is a social experiment. I know I'm going to lose this game. Just Why can't you make it earlier? Why do you have to go to half and say some nonsense like this hasn't happened since 2009? We both know that after the half Jaylen Herz and AJ Brown are going to score a touchdown. Romeo Dob's going to score a touchdown. Just put me out of my misery. Damn it.
I go to make some eggs for dinner and come back and Will Shipley's on the field. Um, Saquon Barkley is nowhere to be seen. I am scrolling on Twitter like a madman to see if Barkley got injured. But am I going to have to make a call? I know Doug Peterson apparently is no longer the coach coach of the Jackson Jaguars. Maybe I mixed it up. Maybe Doug Peterson is the coach of the Philadelphia Eagles and this guy is my arch nemesis taking my running backs off the field.
So, you might be wondering where my live reaction clips are. I'm not saying a damn thing until this game is over. see it when it hits triple zeros.
Well, the game I need to be a shootout is currently three points scored going into the fourth quarter and I still need 12 points against Mr. Cory Bushland. And yeah, the Packers just went out there and who did I not see? I didn't see Josh Jacobs out there on the field. Like I thought I could be the good guy. I thought I could come out and tell my locker room, you know what? Y'all have done a great job. We're 7 and2. We're about to be 8 and2. Maybe I can start thinking about bonuses. Maybe I can start thinking about maybe some times off, some practices off. And then y'all try to pull this. Try to do this on the team of Destiny. This may fly on Danny Lad's team. This may fly on Zachary Savage's team. This may fly on Nick the Editor's team, but we set a different standard. We're not in the toilet bowl. We are fighting for first place in this league. And if you want to contribute, if you want to be in on that fight, your ass better be on the field scoring points. And if this game doesn't end with at least three touchdowns and two of them going to either any combination of Josh Jacobs, Saquon Barkley, or Dallas Gddard, ask Roman Dunay what happened to him last week. There will be hell to pay and I will be looking for heads.
Well, all it took was two plays on one single drive. Uh Jaylen Herz passes it to Saquon. Missed tackle. Then Jaylen Herz 30 plus yard touchdown to Devontto Smith. Our lead is now four. I just knew this was going to happen. Just knew it. Well, my illegal stream went down. I'm having to consult with Danny Lad about where my next illegal stream should be. Thank you, YouTube TV and ESPN. And I'm freaking missing it. But right now, we are two points away from beating Bush. And it looks like there's about 5 and 1/2 minutes left in this game. Danny lad, come through. Give me another illegal stream. So, I can see our team squish that little bug. That is Bush. I don't even know what happened. My stream's still down, but Oh. Oh, it just updated for me. Mr. Corey Bushin, just to think that you came this close. You came this close to greatness and we snatched it right out of your hands. We snatched it right out of your teeth. We snatched it right out of your soul. I'm going to sleep so well tonight knowing that we move to 8 and two. We are still on the hunt to take down Mr. Salvetry and we now are 5-0 when it comes to our bets.
And with that Jacob's touchdown, I am officially cooked. And um our expectations were low. It was an uphill battle. It's one of those weeks. If Marvin catches one of his four touchdowns that he should have had, if Concaid doesn't get hurt, if Jacobs doesn't score there. If ifs and butts were candy and nuts, we'd all have a merry Christmas. But unfortunately, sometimes life allows Mason Dodd to squeak out wins in some Monday Night Football. We got the illegal stream back up. And to celebrate, you know what? We are about to get ooh eligible for two-day business delivery shipping to that's not my address. Swearies. Um we'll go ahead and we will order this. I don't know the last time. But like I said, last time I ordered one of these bad boys was Sammy Watkins with the Buffalo Bills. I don't know if I'm a large. I don't know if I'm a medium. Hell, at this point, I don't know if I'm a triple XL. But we they're out of stock XXL. Maybe double XXL. Wait, what? XL? Large. All right, we can do a large or a medium. I I guess we'll make it work. But thank you, Mr. Saquon Barkley, for being my team captain. Thank you, Mr. Saquon Barkley, for sticking with me from the very beginning. And buddy, we're going to make sweet, sweet, sweet love. I mean, magic later this season. There's a flag on the play and this is either going to kill me or illegal formation. Oh my god. You are kidding me. You're joking, man. Did we just win a game? Oh my god. Oh my god. I I don't know what this feels like. What does it feel like to win a Monday Night Football sweat? I had no chance. Do I start feeling hope? Hold on. Green Bay has two timeouts. Surely you run the clock. I mean,
did I just win? There's no way this is actually happening. No way, dude. I am I am fuming right now. What the hell is Nick Seriani doing? Fourth and six. Either kick the field goal to go up six or punt the ball, man. You've just given the Packers field position to kick a field goal. What are you doing, man? What the [ __ ] man? What the Nick Seriani? You're an absolute idiot. Now they're gonna kick a field goal here. 5 seconds left. Brandon McManis coming up to kick the field goal. Has a good leg. It's 65 yards. Kickers can kick any field goal nowadays because of the way that the bowl they changed the balls out from last year. It's the first time they've done it. This is like what the man. Uh hello play clock. They just didn't re Why did Philadelphia call timeout?
I'm in a simulation. Oh my god. 5 seconds now. They've taken the kicker off the field and now Jordan Love is on the field. Please just try a Hail Mary, man. Please, please try the Hail Mary, Jordan Love. [ __ ] 64 yd field goal for Brandon McManis. And it's up. It's blocked.
It's Is it blocked? I don't know. [Music] Oh my god. This is my Super Bowl. We beat the Devs. We finally got to win fantasy football. It's been so long. I am definitely celebrating tonight. I'm going to eat whatever I want. We don't have chilies here. I will I'll go wherever the hell I want to. All right. And I'm putting the tab on Fantasy Land. All right. decided to do this recap in bed shirtless because I know y'all missed these shirtless crying videos and you aren't going to get any more of those this year because team of destiny is up. To recap us off, we got Mason taking down Bush. We moved to 8 and2. We are the second team in this league now and we extend a pretty big lead over everybody else because the only other winning team competing for a top buy is actually now the Fanwagon who wins this week moves over to 6 and4. And the last winning team, obviously the number one team in this league, the one that's going to keep me up tonight thinking about how I take him down, S. He wins easily. S is the number one team in the league, but that's the top three. Those are the winning teams. S Mason, and then a tear down, and you have the fan. Then you have a group of five and five teams. You have Avery and Thomas, both at five and five now because, well, I guess Thomas is putting a beatdown on Avery with the trade that we made this week. Thomas has been wheeling and dealing. In reality, Avery didn't have a shot. And we move over to Danny Lad. Danny Lad is now falling to the very bottom of the league standings. He has the fewest amount of points scored across everybody in the league. And he has the worst record across any creator because Mr. Zachary Savage and Daniel Cuckoo Bodaki, they both pull off the wins. They both move to four and six. And they round out a bunch of teams that are currently four and six. The dev team, Zack, Bodaki, Danny, and Nathan. But we only got four games left until the playoffs. It's almost a lock that S and I are going to have buys. We're going to be battling it out for that top spot. And then everybody else is going to be battling it out to make sure that they even have a seat at the table. I hope you stick with us for the rest of the year. I want to remind you all that we are at this close to 50,000 subscribers. So, if you haven't subscribed yet, make sure you do so now. Much love. Good night, and I'll see you in the morning. Couple things that I want to say before I wrap up this week. Uh, one, shout out to the Devs. Their team is genuinely incredible, and if they make the playoffs, I think they have a genuine chance to win it all. Uh, two, don't take the good times for granted. All right, last year we were like 8-1 at this point, nine and one at this point, I in my opinion, I think we built the best team that this league's ever seen. Three. Nick Seriani deserves to be fired for what? Whatever type of Madden [ __ ] that was right there. You You guys ever played Madden online and it's like a like a 5-year-old kid. His brother's PlayStation. It's fourth and six and he decides to go for it. That was some Madden type head coaching from Nick Serani. You deserve to be fired. You're a bum. And then I want to give a shout out to my new favorite player in fantasy football, Brandon McManus. I appreciate you so much. Thank you for what you've done for me. [Music] [Applause] [Music]