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It is my great pleasure to present for the first time anywhere the thing you've all been waiting for. My coolest, hottest, baddest creation.
Just get on with it. Yo, Raven, try one. They're loaded with soybean goodness. I respect that you don't eat meat. Please respect that I don't eat fake meat. Perhaps we should do the hanging out. We never have before. And conceivably it could be fun. We might journey to the mall of shopping or perform braiding maneuvers upon each other's hair. Or you wish to be alone. How could you tell? Azarmet.
Time to do what I do best. Try not to be jealous. He just put on 300,000 lb. I am so jealous. Told you we'd win you a prize. A giant chicken. I must be the luckiest girl in the world. Raven, we have done it. You're hugging me. Raven, how did where what just Why are you wearing pink? Cuz it's my favorite color. It is. But what if they find us? What if our friends are doomed? What if I am stuck looking like this forever? We'll fix it. I don't know how, but we will rescue the boys and we will get our bodies back. What's wrong with the way I look? Nothing.
Yep, she's my baby. 100,000 horsepower plasma turbine engine, all-terrain hover jets, anti-lock air brakes, and an onboard computer that links with my systems so I can literally feel the road. Wa! Amazing. And of course, leather seats, power windows, and a booming stereo are all standard. [Music] Sweet. Nice. It sings.
Here we go now. Forget the flicks, kids. We're going out. We are? Where did you Are those my heard about a party downtown? Cool crowd, hot music. Yeah, I'm in. Why not? And it's in a creepy rundown warehouse. Guys, over here. I found something. I wouldn't.
Way to go, Titans. Get that cave. Yeah. [Music] [Applause] Consider yourself an honorary Teen Titan. We couldn't have done it without you. Thanks. Right back at you. It's good to know there's people up here I can trust. And it's good to know there's folks down there who can fix a hyperjet. Booyah. Bye, Raven. Starfire, it was nice to meet you. Oh, very, very, very nice. [Music]
I don't know, Raven. That's kind of a good look for you. Hold still. Ow. 14 milkshakes. Not a good sign. I will try to calm down. Peace. Quiet. Tranquil. We are so doomed.
I give you the Beast Boy Installute 9000. See, when Chromedome steps around the corner, his foot tugs the string. The string trips the lever. The lever releases the mother of all rubber bands, which sends a balloon load of motor oil flying right at him. And push. Pretty clever, huh? You're a genius. Try. The displeasing taste will ease your troubled mind. My mind is never troubled. People come, people go. It's pointless to be upset about Cyborg. What? Um, I know this isn't my style, but we just kicked Slade's butt. Shouldn't we celebrate or something? Yeah. All you can eat free form breakfast explosion. Sorry I asked. Okay.
All work and no flicks makes me a dull beast boy. So, my fellow couch potatoes, what will it be? Super Ninja Showdown [Music] [Applause] 8 or Maniac Fury: Attack of the Prozoids. [Applause] [Music] Gee, they both sound so good. Yeah, it's really hard to pick. Want to watch them both?
Where did our capttor send you? Jim, I said pull over. Hey, let me go. You barf smelling hairball. Okay. Making it really hard to concentrate. This party is pointless. Everything's pointless. Want to go talk about it? High fives. Come on. You know, just cuz we're trying to catch Slade doesn't mean you have to act like him. Don't you ever compare me to him. He's trying to destroy the city. I'm trying to save it. Good tight. A little help here. I don't do funny. You asked for it. [Laughter] [Applause] Awesome. Not again. You are such a claw bag.
Okay, the way I see it, there are only two logical explanations. One, Robin's been replaced by an evil robot double. Two, he's another innocent victim of zombie mind control. [Music] As logical as that sounds, if anything was controlling his mind, I would have sensed it. Things disappear. How am I supposed to know where they go? Well, how am I supposed to watch TV without a remote? Simple. You just get up and change the channel. Don't even joke like that. I wasn't joking. Good, cuz it wasn't funny. Three words. disgruntled radioactive clone.
How can you stand having this much hair? Quickly, Raven. Our friends are in danger. We must follow. And and what? Save them with my unusable powers while your unbridled emotions blow us to bits. I cannot awaken Beast Boy. I have tried the tickling, all manner of bodily noises, and the word underpants. I fear that this time his brain is gone forever. Beast Boy had a [Music] brain. Heat. Heat. [Music] [Music]