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I can come on command without touching your, without touching. That's like a superpower. I started out by going into the shower, and I focus on each little water droplet as it touched my skin, and it tickled so much that I... That's a deep level of mental focus that monks aspire for.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Pan Out Time. [Music] I can't sing, but welcome to the show, babies. Ladies and gent, welcome back to your fan podcast. This is Pillow Talk. I'm your host, Ryan Pounder. We're back with a [ __ ] banger. First thing I want to say is we apologize for the Wo Vicki episode. We saw all the comments. Broke my heart. We try new things. We try our best. It didn't work out. We're back with the banger. This is the resurrection from that episode. So, thank you guys for all your comments. I appreciate it. We, we, we listen. We read. We listen. It, it was heartbreaking that that it flopped so hard with, with you guys. So, so sorry about that. But this is the banger. This is the resurrection. If this isn't one of the best episodes of all time, we'll just [ __ ] quit.

All right, co-host introduction. My favorite male co-host we've ever had on the show. One of the funniest guys on the internet. Superstar. You can check out his podcast, Two Goons. He's touring the [ __ ] world as a comedian. Trader. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it.

And our guest today, first time on the show, superstar, one of the biggest top-rated on the hub in the world, one of the big porn stars on the planet. Never had her on. Did two clips with her, interviewed her twice on the carpet. My two biggest clips on carpet ever. This is a superstar. Took over the game. All natural sweetheart and has love for the game of sex. Signed with Adult Time and now is an ambassador for like, every company pretty much. This is Lyanna. Love it. Thank you. Good to have you on, Lyanna. It's good to see you. You're so refreshing, so energetic. Well, you're such, you're so different compared to the other girls. Don't you find like, yeah? I mean, she's very cute and bubbly. Before we went live and said you sound like a Powerpuff Girl. She does. Yeah. You have this definitely you get like a, like a very powerful girl next door. It's like, thank you. It's like girl next. I don't know. It's something the if you like, if I saw you on the street or met you in any situation, I would not expect you to do what you do as well as you do. Right. You know what? I think it's the glasses. I'm like Clark, Clark Kent. Do you need the glasses? What it is? Uh, yes, I do actually. I do need them to see. But these are my born glasses. I have a different pair of glasses that I wear when I'm out and about. You wore ones here? Yeah. Very nice.

So, how many guys have had their DNA on your glasses? Oh my gosh. Well, this is my third pair since I got into the industry because, uh, I, I've told this before, but so much was rained down on my first two pairs of glasses that the acidity of it ate away at the lining of my glasses. This one is, this one's also starting to wear a little bit thin and I'm going to have to get a new pair. You know, I would think that like LeBron James wears a new pair of shoes every game. Exactly. He doesn't wear the same three, three pairs of shoes over the whole career. Exactly. This is my equipment. I'm an athlete. I've got to treat myself like till the wheels fall off. Yeah, absolutely, dude. Okay, so, uh, when was the last time we're on those on those glasses? Yesterday. Yesterday. All right. Hey, before you got here, actually, she was just chitchatting. Yeah. And she was telling me about the peacocks and the bug. Tell us those stories. Oh my gosh. Okay. So, yesterday when I was on set. Yesterday. Yesterday. Yeah. It was so crazy. Um, there was this fly that was just roaming around set. Ah, what is it? Jungle Tea. Shout out Jungle T. [ __ ] Did they sponsor you? I feel like they did. No, I've never been sponsored by Jungle Te. We'll make it happen. We'll make it. Oh. Oh, we got, we got. That's actually really funny because I don't think I really. Well, how come can't every girl if you do the hook properly? You know, it's this is so crazy, but okay. I can come on command, but I can't. How commanding can it be? Right. I meditated and I meditated for like, almost every day for two years in a row until I could physically ingrain the sensation of my and then repeat it and whenever I wanted. That's like a superpower. Is that tantra? That's crazy. Honestly, what I did was I started out by going into the shower and I'd sit down and I'd let all the the water drops hit my back and I would focus on each little water droplet as it touched my skin until I could count every single one of them as they touched me and then it tickled so much that I, without touching your, without touching. Do you? Just from the shower. That's that's art. That's that's called tantra. Remember Finch American Pie? Yeah. Now I just, now I just I can do it whenever I want. But you realize that's like a deep level of like mental focus that like monks aspire for that you're able to achieve. That's actually super impressive. Meditated in a Buddhist temple in Japan two years ago and they, I gained their trust because I meditated in like 30° weather for five hours straight. Wow. And they were like, "You know what? We have this room that's this room is being used. Let us take you to a different area." And it was restricted to tourists, but I was allowed into the private sanctum where all of the monks that actually in the temple went. Yeah, that's good club to have. That's crazy, dude. I'm, I'm, I'm good with it, I guess. So, did you allow in the Buddhist temple? No. No, not there. You could have if you wanted to, right? That was after I obviously could have. Yeah. You respect the sanctity of the temple. Power is knowing you can at any moment, right? You don't spend it willy-nilly. You use your powers for good. Exactly. Wow. So during scenes, you just say, "Okay, I think it'd be hot right now. Let's go." Yeah. Okay. Wow. That I don't think anyone else can do that. But the no. Okay. I, I'm, I'm no one. I, I don't, I've never done scenes or nothing, but I have talked to a good chunk of stars. Uh, Joanna Angel Queen used to not be able to. You know who taught her? Adriiana Cette Chick. You get in contact with Chet Chick, she'll teach you how to [ __ ] blast off. Hey, should I call Chet right now? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Let's call Chet cuz I was just texting her. Okay. Okay. Actually, I just texted, I texted her. Do you want to come to the weekend? That's how [ __ ] hooked up Ryan is. That he can literally be like, "You want me to call Adriana Ceck right now?" Look at what she said. Dude, if I go to the weekend concert, I'm going to text him because he texts me during the pandemic trying to bang. Oh my god. Lol. Dude, shout out The Weekend. Shout out The Weekend, dude. Yo, trying to bang Cetchic. I Let's see if she answers this. This is a good one, dude. Relatable. I always find it so cool when the streamers are like, "Oh, Bieber's calling. Hold on." Yeah. Yeah. You get it like in the moment is so up 100%. Come on, Chetch. Come on. Pull through. Pull through. She could be streaming right now. True. She streams. Mhm. There she is. There she is. Chetch, you're on the show. We're, we're live. We're filming live. Hi, big fan. Big fan. Hi. Sean and I'm, I'm half makeup ready. Oh, I mean, that's, that's fine. Okay. This is Lyanna Lovings. Hi. Hi. And, and tell her what you just said. So, okay. So, Lyanna says she can't. Joanna told me that she didn't know how to and you taught her how to. Yes. I'm the teacher. Yes. So, we were like, maybe you can give a tip to. Can you maybe give one little advice for Lyanna, if you don't mind? Oh my gosh, that's so hard because I show girls. Oh, it's a, it's a visual learning, right? Yeah, it's visual learning. It's visually learning. Um, so that's hard. Okay. Okay. Well, Ch, thank you for answering. I love you so much. Yeah. Love you. Bye. All right. Bye, Chic. There it is. Yeah. She'll teach you. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. It's sensei. Yeah. You can meditate into like a, like you're like a super saiyan like then you can definitely learn how to. I feel like that's step one. She's already on step 12. Exactly. Right. Okay. Okay. So when you started back in the day, 2017, right? Yeah. You started camming. Yeah. And then you would sneak off into private rooms and yourself, right? Yeah. Right. Yeah. And then you started getting more and you started liking the sexual thing because you were awkward in person at the time, but you felt more comfortable sexually. Correct. Yeah. Right. And then you worked your way up to BDSM. Yeah. So, here's the thing. I actually, I have to correct you. I, I know I said yeah, but I was actually so scared of. I was so scared. And I felt like I came to this revelation. I was like, you know what? I don't want to be scared of my body anymore. And this is what I'm going to do. I'm just going to, I'm just going to. And I started dating, uh, online on like Skype calls to strangers. I love those. With strangers. Where were you meeting the strangers? Like, uh, Gaia Online and like these weird like online IRC chats and like I was and the guys would be on the other end off. Yeah. Did you like them when they were showing or not showing more? I liked a bit of both. Sometimes if I could just hear their voice, it's just like, oh, you know, really, you know, we're not having, but also a guy, it's more if I can only hear his voice. It's kind of gross. I'm sinning less if I'm not looking directly at the. Yeah, probably harder to when you see the fat other guy, right? Actually, you know what? The, actually, I don't know if I'm allowed to say that. The first that I ever saw was an elderly man in a retirement home. Wow. Cuz I was working as, uh, like a hospice nurse. I was working as a CNA. Yeah. What's that? A certified nursing assistant. I was getting my training and you need to get hours and, uh, but like she, the one of the nurses walked me in and she's like, "This is Jerry." That's not his real name. And he just got a penile implant. So, we have to check the implant and he's missing a leg. So, he just needed, you know, to stay there to recover for the surgery. And he's like, "I got to keep my woman happy." And apparently, in order for the penis to heal, it has to stay stiff. Or maybe he just really likes the sight of us checking out his wood. Yeah, I think that's what it was. Cuz I got penal implants before. Okay. And you don't have to keep it stiff. Oh, he was lying. Okay. So, this old. He was very stiff, but that was the first penis I ever saw. And I completely lost track of what I was going to say. I think somewhere in there I was talking about how, you know, I was scared of and all this stuff and how it was easier to talk to guys online. Figured out what camming was. And even before that though, I just thought BDSM is like the most open emotionally that someone can get without having. Right. I thought there's no. You weren't doing it. It was more just the torture stuff. So you at this point are you a virgin? Tied up. Yeah, I was tied up as a virgin. The first ever bondage that I was in was in a full body diamond tie, which was like all the way from the neck all the way down to my feet. And, uh, you know, there was a girl that was with me. She rested my head on a pillow and she's like, "Oh, are you thirsty? Do you need some water?" And she fed me gummy bears and then she tickled me half to death. The tickle thing? Yeah. What is that about? You know, tonight there's a tickle party cuz going to. No. I can't go to Wills and a tick tickle where they tighten people up and they tickle. They tickle. They tickle the [ __ ] out of people. That sounds like hell. We like it when you try to hard to get in. You can't run. Like I can try to get you. I don't want to get in. Dude, it's an exclusive tickle party, dude. You going be like, "Hey, you know, I know The Weekend." I know people are trying to [ __ ] The Weekend. I got check on roll. Yeah. So, you like to get tickled. The tickle thing. It's torture, isn't it? It was just. It was. I, I think they liked it and I just liked that they liked it. Yeah. Yeah. But that's what every guy wants his woman to say. When I lost my virginity, it's because I was doing a thing and, uh, I cleaned someone's house. They like they left the house. They like put like a service collar on me and I cleaned their house. A service collar. I'm in like a dog collar kind of thing. I found a lot of Kings. That one is Today you're my maid for the day. So you're wearing this for the day. And I was like, okay. And he was at, he was just on the couch. He was away from the house. I was completely alone in the house. But he had cameras. No. Oh, he just wanted to know that was happening. He knew that I was and that I was cleaning his house. And then when he came back, when he came back, I like I sat on the floor while he sat on the couch and then he brought like over an ice cube and he started me with it and I was like, "Wo, this is extremely intense." And your first. Yeah. Wow. Your first bed? Yeah. Wow. And then I sat on the bed and he, he let me like take him in. Take him in. I, I, I did. Oh, that's how you lost your virginity. Yeah. With this guy who you did a thing with that you cleaned his house, dude. Yeah. I wonder if he came back and he was like, "Yeah, she did a [ __ ] job cleaning. She did a [ __ ] job." But you know, I got to have at the end of the day. How much did he pay you for the cleaning? Why would he pay me? Oh, you went, you went clean. So, can you clean my house some more for free? I heard there's new dogs [ __ ] everywhere. I don't know about that. I mean, so that was a. It was a guy you were, you had a crush on. I was just, uh, so in the community, right? You call that a play partner, right? You establish boundaries. You establish, oh, this is what I want to experience. This is what I'm okay with and let's see how things go from there. The community is formed on what platform? What? Fetlife. Fetlife. So, you have to log into Fetlife and message there sort of sometimes. And you match like Tinder and then you, okay, do you want to. They're like local areas on Fetlife and people gather for something called munches. Fetlife. Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Fetlife is like, yeah. It's like for meeting up. Okay. People go, uh, like to munches and it's like everyone that's local in certain groups, they'll all have lunch or dinner together and then you all just kind of talk and hang and you don't do the stuff then where you talk about what your. Yeah. And then sometimes you hang out afterwards and then you do the stuff. Now, would a guy have more clout at the Fetlife dinner if he's like cool and rich and hot and he's got it going on or where your match up? It's got to be where your match up. And also, also a lot of people in the community have hots for people that have experience. Oh yeah. You want to go with like, oh, he's been training on like how to whip people for like five years. Okay. Oh, you know, he's probably really good at that. I wonder how he flicks it. You know, it's like, cuz there is like a danger element involved. So, if you know you're worth someone who's like, they know their [ __ ]. If, if they know, if you know they're vetted by the community, that means that they are safe to work with. They've worked with so many people already. They have good rapport, so many good experiences that you can rely on and be like, I think I'm going to have a good time with this person. So, which BDSM has been your favorite? And then which one have you been like, whoa, whoa, whoa, too much for me? Bondage. Bondage. Bondage is my favorite. Uh, I actually, I mean, the whole thing, I'm not good at knots. I like, I like a bondage tape cuz you can kind of just, you put the tape on and then you just, the duct tape. Oh yeah. Super lazy, dude. Uh, I did a, a lady, I, she had like the harness where you can like, you put the thing on the wrists and then you can like clip her wrist to like her back or to like her or. Oh yeah, those. So it's super simple. I'm not going to, I'm not a boy scout, so like I'm not learning that stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's very complex. Yes. And it takes a long time to really train in the art of Shibari. And some people can be so specific, right? So they sell like, uh, like almost silk ropes, uh, that you can get on, uh, like any like sex store, but the real dedicated rope people, they all get, uh, like jute rope. Jute. What's that? Uh, jute is a specific type of, uh, like fiber, fiber that they, that they make the material, right? Okay. Wow. So, it's like you see a guy with a normal rope, the yellow [ __ ] that you put on a pool, you're like, "Rookie, I'm getting out of here." You see rope, you're like, "Fuck here." But it's just like, "Oh, I might not do something as complex as like a suspension tie." So, if I ever have a BDSM girl over, I'll impress her by having Jew rope. Yes. And if it's conditioned, right? What's that mean? Uh, so people condition, they oil their rope so that it smells nice, but also so that it stays smooth so you don't get splinters, right? How thoughtful, right? Yeah. It's like a meditation for them. That's Crystal, our social media manager. We love her. Hi, Crystal. Hi, Crystal. Oh, by the way, the peacocks. The peacocks. We didn't even get to wait because we're on this track right now. That was your first time having. Yeah. Yeah. The cleaner, the cleaner thing. Then the second time, blow his mind. My second time was Isaiah Maxwell. My first scene. In. That's your second time ever having sex? Yeah. Look, I was scared of having sex. Oh, yeah. You're not going to go. Isaiah's got 12 in 12 in the second time. See, you should see my first time with Isaiah Maxwell. It was. I took it all. That's crazy. That's. You got to start smaller. Start with a white guy. You're going all the way in the big leagues. He just won male performer of the year. I know. That's who's going to. Oh, it must have been a little hole. I, Oh, I, I get, I get that comment quite a lot. It's very little. Yeah, cuz you're what? You got to be what? 5 foot. I'm 5 feet. Exactly. Five feet. Exactly. So, do you, do you like the little a little more than the wider girls or are you still a size queen? Honestly, I, I guess maybe because I have such a unique experience with, with that size doesn't matter to me. Like, well, you could touch me with your hand and I'd like, there's. I'm just, I'm also extremely physically sensitive. I'm like Spider-Man but with. Right. So, yeah, I've got the sense, right? I've got like the tinglies. I'm like, so what's a. Have you ever had a mic? I don't think I've had one myself, you know. I don't think I could grow one like that. No. Have you had? Yes. Right. Has a little guy ever. Sorry, I'm just teasing you. Uh, I've seen them in pictures. Oh, cuz you do what's called shame. Here's the thing. I don't, uh, I, I only have on camera. That's like my thing. Oh, right. You've never had with the besides the one dude in the, besides the one? No. Really? Wait, wait, what do you mean never? Why? Why? What about at like AVN conventions? These hot stars are like, want to go back after the awards. Well, if it's a star, like I guess that makes sense if we're making content, but like, but you, you've only filmed it. Yeah. I mean, the way that I see it, right, I owe so much to my fans, so why not share all of my sexual journey with them, right? That's actually keeping it from them. But it's just like, but you are super. You're very in tune with your body. You don't have urges to be like, I'm ready to like off camera. Three times a day. Every day. Is it on a schedule or is it just when you can? When I'm not doing. I, three times a day. One when I wake up, one for an afternoon nap, and then one to help me fall asleep. Right. I think that's pretty square meals. That's. Yeah, that's how you do it. Yeah. Like right after lunch, you know, like midday siesta after sleep. You get the itis. Yeah, exactly. I, I do need the jack to sleep. That is a big one. I did, I did Ayahuasca recently. Oh, how was that? Oh, it was [ __ ] incredible. Yeah. You feel like you changed it as a person? Huge. 100%. Like my perception of myself and the world and confidence and all these things changed my life 100%. Should I do it? I 100% recommend it. Yeah. I can give you the contact to go up and try. You went solo or you went with a friend? I went with a buddy, but it was last minute. He was like, "Yo, I think I'm going to go to the same weekend." You were going to go solo? Yeah, I was going to go solo. Yeah. But it, it was amazing. Did you have a revelation that was particularly profound to you in this journey? Everything. 420 Wild Night segment. Okay. Yes. Yeah. 420 Wild Night segment. My revelation. Uh, so the medicine, as they call it, doesn't show you anything that you don't already know. It just kind of puts a spotlight on it. And so I kind of learned that I was being sort of apathetic in my life and apathetic in my career. And, cuz I started to feel very like resentful towards my work. And because of this, I, it was affecting like my confidence and my ability to be sure of myself. And it was like, you just need to be sure in your decision-making and sure in this. And then that rolled into other stuff of, I, I found this like inner child that I was using to disassociate and go into each sort of situation, um, sort of separated from it, uh, so that I never had to take accountability for anything. And I was able to like wake that little child up and sort of like merge with him and like, and put him to rest. Uh, and then one of the biggest ones was, there was one, uh, session where I didn't really have anything internal happen, but I was feeling very physically uncomfortable and I just kept pushing through it and then I thought I was going to give up because I kept sitting up cross-legged and I was just like, I just want to lay down. I feel so uncomfortable. I wanted to move, but I just kept sitting and meditating. And then, then we got to the end of the session and I was like, oh, you can make it through the discomfort. But what about the and vomiting? No, I didn't vomit. People did. People did. Was there a hot girl just her brains out? No, there was some hot chicks there, but I don't know if any of them [ __ ]. No one shared a. But people definitely were. Oh, there's bathrooms to go. Yeah, you could go in the bathroom. I thought you had buckets in front of each other. You have buckets, but that's for puking. You don't in the bucket. That makes sense. But how do you even get yourself to stand up and like wobble over to the bathroom? That's got to be perplexing. Do they have like. The way she talks, is there like a door that a security person can be like, "Hey, are you still alive in the toilet or?" It was people who helped us if you have a sherpa. Yeah. You could call out for help if you needed it. Yeah. Okay. So, they can guide you to the toilet. You know, like a little Liam. Yes. Yeah. I bet that bathroom experience must be mind-blowing to anyone who did like. How's the high? Is the high fun? The high is intense. Yeah. I, my. So, you do it in like cups. You'd like drink a cup and then you would like drink the next cup and you did like two cups in the ceremony. The first cup I didn't feel it and I was like, uh, I was like, is it, it's not going to work for me because that's when you're gonna be blasted out of your mind and I was like, this. So then I go up for the second cup and the, and the, uh, the shaman was like, "What do you do? Are you feeling the medicine?" And I was like, "No, no, not really." I was a little frustrated and she was like, "Okay." And she poured me another cup and it was bigger than the first one and I drank it and then when I sat down and they turn out all the lights and then I was like, in my head I was like, "I need to feel you." And they say to talk to the medicine if you want to feel it. And then it was like, like it hit me in the chest. It felt like there was like snakes bursting out of my chest and enveloping my body. Like it, like just like slithering all over me. And then I was like, deep, deep, deep in it. And then when I started to have the revelations about being apathetic in my life and stuff like that. There it is. Yeah. Yeah. Good for you. Thank you. I appreciate. Congratulations. Yeah. It was just great. It's very powerful. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Leah. Yes. Are you ever going to off cam and get a boyfriend? Probably. Yeah. So, you've never dated? Um, I'm the internet's girlfriend. Okay. Yeah, that's loyal to the game. Yeah. Yeah. Tupac. But like I think that I will get a boyfriend, but also it's kind of hard. Like I've tried. I've tried going on dates and things like that and when people, when I engage, sometimes people already have the wrong conceptions about what a star is. I was talking to one guy and I thought that we were hitting it off, but then he was just like, I don't know, like, you, you must have, how many surgeries have you gone through to look like this? And I was just like, what are you talking about? He's like, every star has to go through surgeries. Oh god. And I was no, like I just, I look the way that I do. You look very clearly natural. Thank you so much. But yeah, it's like it was so strange. There were like all of these assumptions or I couldn't trust if people just wanted to to me. Yeah. And therefore, that's the big thing with emotional vulnerability, right? Yeah. It's, it's that level of trust where you have to go through the barrier of, am I being psyched out right now? Yeah. Okay. So this is what I think every should do. Summer did it. She said everyone wants to me. You know who Summer is? Yeah. Right. She said everyone wants to me. I know that sounds cocky, but it's true. If you date me for three months and I can observe and see how you're moving for three months, then whether you faked it for three months or not, then you just still deserve it. Yeah. It must be being like a star must be the same thing to being like a really rich dude where you're like, "Are you trying to take advantage of me? I can't tell if you're being an authentic person." Or a celebrity. Or a celebrity. Yeah. Yeah. So, I think you girls should do a three-month rule. Show me what you got. Yeah. That's a long time to wait. And then I think he should also be allowed maybe that on the days where you shoot if he wants. No, you disagree. What? If he wants, he is it, it's open for him a little. Could you repeat that? Sorry. Well, I don't know. That's the tricky one. Cuz a lot of the adult stars don't want their guying other girls. Oh, why not? But then a lot of guys say, "Well, if you're getting." And they say, "Well, it's work." And that's the fight. That's the most common fight in porn. Yeah. So my concept is like, I, the way that I see it, when I'm in work, and no matter what it is, it's always I have love that I want to give to everyone, right? I, I have love that I want other people to experience and I know that whoever that I'm with, whoever my partner is, they're going to enjoy other people as well. And there's always going to be a connection in a relationship. If you want to be with someone, then you be with them. If you want to other people, then you can other people, but intrinsically, it's a relationship is different than it's never going to be the same thing. I totally be emotional. I'm sorry. I'm just so in it. Yeah. Where did the whole, if you even kiss another boy, I'm heartbroken and they cry for two years. Where did that come from? I think it's just a lot of it's possessiveness and fear and insecurity. A lot of people don't understand themselves and their feelings. And it's okay to have issues working on that, but maybe don't put all of that pressure on the other person that you're with. Right. Right. Now, but here's the thing. I have rules though in my open cuz I've been doing the open relationship thing for about a year now. Yeah. And I like it. Yeah. But I get jealous when they do the relationshipy things. That to me is cheating, not the sex. But what's relationshipy to you? Okay. I'll tell you right now. A girl I was seeing right around January. She started watching Succession with her other partner. Oh, yeah. And I said, "That's primary partner. Shit." Yeah. Yeah. Succession. That show's unreal. I would have watched it with you. Yeah. That is crazy. They're like, "Well, we have the finale tonight. I can't come to the dinner, babe." Oh, Succession, dude. Her face. I don't care. Do not tune in. You can't watch Succession with the side beast. That's nuts. Right. And then another one, he would. So one time we were hanging out and she went and I peeked and he sent her a meme and she was laughing at it. I said that's cheating too. What? I don't care if he goes nuts and go does better than me. She's gigging at a meme while I'm out, you know, having lunch with her. Yeah. Like texting when it's cheating. It's like downright intimate. Yeah. My time. Yeah. So, succession memes. There's a few more. Yeah. You know, like holding hands. I think all of these are very reasonable actually. Oh. Oh. The biggest one ever is cuddling and falling asleep cuddling together. That's me, baby. Interesting. Yeah. Okay. Blow her back out. Do not cuddle her in a spoon position. No. Yeah. Okay. And if you, if he, if the guy goes small spoon and she cuddles him, even. Have you ever been to a cuddle party? A cuddle puddle is what they call it? No. No. But I saw this in, in that you did this. What is that? Yeah. So, a cuddle puddle. I did this before I lost my virginity again. Uh, it was just like trust, right? Uh, I was at a play party, which is in the, in the kink community. Everyone gathers together and has like a party late at night. There was a bed of naked women and they were all just like, "Oh, you look so cold. Why don't you just sit in the center of the pile and we'll all just cuddle you?" And so I took off all my clothes and we all just kind of huddled each other. Yeah. We were all huddling against each other for warmth and just writhing together on the bed. And eventually later we, uh, like got into a hot tub and kissed. Oh, wow. Kissing. We took turn like they, they passed me around me. They passed you around kissing. So you kissed each individual girl. Yeah. Wow. That doesn't sound like a cuddle puddle. That seems like they. Well, that was later, but like after the cuddle puddle. It sounds like they hooked you in, you know, as the gateway drug. Cuddling. Oh, right. Oh, but see, but, but cuddling's. I don't know. Like those creepy photographers. Those dude shoot. Oh, yeah. The little shoot guys. Why don't we do a one where you're holding my [ __ ]. Hey, [ __ ] you dude shoot photographer guys. Dunick for collab. Where's you? Where's the pics going? Yeah. You know what they do? They go home. They off. Yeah, that's what it is. That's what it is. You guys are creepy [ __ ] weirdos. I hate all of you. And how many DMs you get? Oh, let's do a shoot. Let's do a shoot. I get a lot of requests for what? You guys are weird. [ __ ] you. Yeah. No, there's, there is, uh, like of all the different. I've been on this pod probably seven, eight times now. Yeah. It's an honor each time. Thank you. Thank you. And I married couple. Sorry. Sorry. The way you grabbed his leg, I was kind of gay. So tender. Very cute. You know, there's a saying, uh, two guys sitting in a hot tub 5ft apart cuz they're not gay. Cuz they won't kiss. They're. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Together. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. Sorry. Uh, but, um, I think you're one of the. Sometimes I know the girl, sometimes I don't. I knew when he, you were like, "It's Lyanna Lovings. She's so big." I was like, "I know. I know who we're getting into, dude." No. Yeah. You've done a ton of stuff. Yeah. Yeah. You know, always very cutesy, always very sweet, lots of stepsister stuff. Yeah. How much of this is a character versus how you actually are? So, the way that I see it, Lyanna Lovings is still me. Uh, but when I'm performing, it's just in a magnification of who I am. Right. Right. So you just comedy, you magnify certain parts of you. You make it louder and you just show off more of yourself because if it's not genuine, if it's not coming from inside of you in some way, it's just going to seem dead. We see that all the time. Yes. When a girl is just, oh [ __ ] but and the guy is just doing like slow mesh. It's enough. Yeah. We in comedy, we call turning it on. Like being on. Like you're when you're on, it's like, "Yeah, now I'm ready to perform. I'm on stage. I'm telling jokes. I'm riffing." And sometimes you go back to the green room and you're like, "Power down. Now it's time to relax and everything like that." You want to tell us a new one? Oh, do I have any new guys? Not that I really like. Okay. Um, I'm trying to think of what I got cooking that's new. Oh, I was, I'm trying to write something about how I hate the internet now and how I've been like old manning on that, but it's super loose. Um, but how like, uh, like when I was a kid, like I feel like the internet sucks now cuz it's all like rage bait and it's all like like hooks and clickbait and all that kind of [ __ ] type. Yeah. Yeah. And, and but when I was a kid, the internet was like a dude sitting on a jar and it broken his and he didn't do it for clicks. He did it for the love of the game. That's kind of the thing. Somehow that video got him. Exactly. And we all saw it. But that's just kind of the premise. I don't know. I'm on the cover of right now. No, you're on. I want to kill myself. It's been. They haven't moved it three months, dude. I think I'm down to like the fourth video now. Oh my god. I got to see you on. I cringe. I cringe. I cringe. This is amazing. It's got like one bar. I can't see it, but I'm imagining it meanless on the cover of [ __ ]. And yo, usually they shuffle videos every day. Three months I'm there. Okay. [ __ ] We made that happen. Oh, well, they've got crazy. Why is it black and white? Are you, uh Oh, yeah. Sorry. I, uh Is that you? Yeah, that's me. I turn my phone black and white because it reduces the amount that you want to look at your phone. Oh, right. Okay. Here we go. Okay, I'm down. You're down. They pushed me. They pushed me. Okay. You're, yeah, you're not fully. This looks good. There he is. There you are, dude. What's this? You're holding the Bonnie Blue orgy. Wow. So many. Yes. So, I'm about eight videos down now. But he's still on the front page. Yeah. Yeah. Which is like, oh no. What happened when you combined Danger that sent this to me and said, Ryan, I think you're losing it. You're on the cover of. Yeah. And man, I was having a scaries that day. Said, "Fucka." She goes, "You got to, you got to wake up, bro. Dude, on the cover [ __ ] is not a good thing. Not a good spot to be. But if Bonnie doing collabs with Bonnie Blue, you're bound to get on the cover. That's right. Like she, her stuff is like. I know she, she recently got her OnlyFans banned. Yeah. That's like pretty rough, dude. Now I was skeptical of the thousand. Dude, you would know. It happened. It did. It did happen. And she was going to do 2,000. That's why they banned her. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Petting zoo. Yes. Yes. She was going to sit in a glass box and then have them where she was really doing it. She was planning this for three months and I was, I had my flights booked. I was going to be there live in London. Wow. Oh. Oh, I'm so sorry. It didn't work out. Well, now she's on Fanley. Shout out to Fansley. This is what I said. I'm like, this is the opportunity for like a WCW moment. Like, like you one person gets kicked out of the WWE and they're like, I'm going over here now. Fansley can market themselves like the bad boys of the. Yeah. Yeah. I agree. They can be like, Fansley, you 2,000 dudes over here. Yeah, dude. Shout out to Fansley taking Bonnie Blue and she needs a. She needs a home. Exactly. Right. Yes. Who's a good wrestling example of that? Uh, who went over? Well, Brett the Hitman Hart. That's who she is. That's the original guy who went to WCW early on. Early on. Brett Hart after the Montreal Screw Job. This is a big Canadian moment. I am Canadian. Is that when someone died? No. No. No. His brother did die though. Yes. But yeah. Sorry. Wrestling stuff. Sorry guys. We'll get back to your regular scheduled programming. We're three nerds here. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. So, you do you have cats? You have pets? You like what? Oh, okay. That was that was a huge U-turn. I was just thinking I've got two cats. I've got two cats. One's name is Osmanthus and the other one's Artemis. Osmantis. Osmanthus. Where do you get that from? It's named after a plant called Devilwood. It's like a. It's a really pretty flower, but also I thought. Who the [ __ ] are you? I'm, I'm a weirdo. Yeah, you're a very interesting person. And then Artemis is named after the goddess of the wilds, the goddess of the hunt. She's like bow and arrow, a feral cat. You know who this is? Dionysus. How about that? I only see your nipples. This guy. Isn't he the god of wine and and sex pleasure and parties? Yeah. Yeah. He was Zeus's son that got kicked out of the group. He said that I'm telling you sex for pleasure is so cool and doing it just for fun and you do it with multiple people and then you play music and you, you drink wine for pleasure and you get drunk and you dance and you sing, you have parties. Yeah. Zeus is like, "Get the [ __ ] out of here." He went and preached this to the world. He invented drinking parties. Our boy amazing. How about that? Amazing, huh? That's a little nerdy. It is. Yeah. You wouldn't exist without him. And the opposite is, uh, well, the, the other, uh, one is Bacchus as well. Bacchus is like the, the inverse. It's same, uh, similar to like Dionysus. So Bacchus is also carnality and alcohol. Oh, wine specifically. There it is. Okay. Hey. Is that, is that also in, uh, in Greek mythology or is that another? Yeah, it's either Greek or Roman cuz like, you know, they have, they have same thing. Yeah. Tell us, tell us the peacock story. Yeah. Holy [ __ ]. This is interesting. We've come full circle now. My ADHD brain is back on the. Are we all ADHD here? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Crystal. Yeah. Yeah. No. That's why we need you. Yeah. We're just passing the brain cell around, guys. That's just what it is. So, uh, I was on set one day and I, I've never had this happen in my entire life. I don't think anyone would. Uh, I was in Florida shooting for a scene and. What was the company? I, I don't remember the company name. Can I pause for one sec, Jay? Do you remember every girl you ever had? Cuz I do. No. Oh, okay. Everyone I ever. No, not a chance. Dude, I can tell you their best Instagram picture, their height. Oh, the company was Flourish. There you go. Flourish. I can't believe adult stars. Yeah. Forget who they shoot with and then they go, "Well, we shoot so much." Sure. Okay. But I can tell you every guest has been on the podcast. Yeah. Yeah. Is that just cuz I have a good memory or is it cuz you guys have a bad memory? I think it's cuz you have a good memory. That's because you have a good memory. Yeah. If you remember every sexual partner. Oh, [ __ ]. Every detail about the moment and you. Well, you've probably what your what 200, 300 sexual partners. Yeah. Higher. Then that's a very good memory. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. I could tell you where I, you know, what she liked, what she didn't like. Most didn't like a lot of it, you know. No, if you weren't using your talents for this, you'd be working for like the CIA or the FBI or something like that. Yeah. Oh, but yeah. So, unbeknownst to me, uh, I was making very intense loud moaning noises as you do outside, stuff like that. Yeah. Right. And then, and then, um, I hear this sound from far away. I'm like, what? I'm looking around. I'm just like, you know what? If I moan louder than the noise, it'll drown it out and the sound guy doesn't have to do anything, right? And the scene will still be. Yeah. It'll, it'll be salvageable. I just moan over the noise. And I'm moaning and I'm moaning and the noise starts competing and I'm hearing that the noises are getting louder. We stop. They're like, "Cut, cut. We have to stop. What is that noise?" We turn around. There's like 15, 30 peacocks all gathered in a tree that were calling out to me because they thought that my moans were mating noises. Wow. Unbelievable. Okay. They thought I was a hot for peacock lady that was just going at it. I was getting, you know, so you know, they heard the action and they were just like, we are just animals at the end of the day. Yeah. Mating, aren't we? You're like a peacock caller, dude. Yeah. If you want to go peacock hunting. So, did they pull up on set? Did anyone have the balls to come check it out? No. Or were they just spitting game?

Does the peacock kind of DMs, right? Mating calls. They were all just in the tree looking at us. Well, they probably were confused. They were looking for a bird and then they saw a mammal and they were like, "What's going on?" Three mammals. Yeah. And then like a crew around. What would you guys say the 2025 meeting calls are for human beings for animal instincts? A thirst trap. Thirst trap. Yeah, that's a definitely a main or a farming. Or a farming for a dude, right? Yeah. You know, sliding in the DMs. Yeah, that's uh negative attention. Yeah. You know, uh taking care of my grandpa sick in the hospital and taking a selfie with him. Oh, yeah. Like the sympathy kind of [ __ ]. Yeah. I hate those. [ __ ] hate those. A modern mating call. Just like a fast call. Or, you know, how about the people that, you know, the kindness [ __ ] you know, they give homeless people and then they film it. Oh, yeah. That's I'm so sheltered. That's a mating call. That's so That's so depraved. You've never seen that? That's terrible. No, but do you look at it and then be like, I just want to that person. Is that what it is? They're trying. That's what they're trying to do. Oh, what they're trying to do. Okay. I thought it was you specifically being like, "This makes me want to." Right. It's like, but you know what I think a main call is that girls have been using lately is girls are pretending to like boy stuff a lot. Oh, yeah. Pick me. Pick me. I'm super into football. That [ __ ]. That kind of thing. [ __ ] up. Yeah. No, you're not. You know, most girls aren't pick like Haliban. Go Hallebert. You don't know who Hallebertton is. Yeah. But for dudes, it's like if they like paint their fingernails and they're like, "I'm so, you know, feminism feminine side." The worst one that dudes do is pretending they're into astrology. Oh, women's studies. The guys that take women's studies classes in college. Oh, those dudes are those are guys are a problem. Do not trust them, dude. Cover your drink if they're at a party. I was on a yacht party a few weeks ago and this really hot black guy came on the boat and I was on the back with a bunch of girls talking and he had his shirt off and he was jacked and he was cool and he comes and he sits and he goes, "So, what are all your signs?" Piece of [ __ ]. Piece of [ __ ]. I [ __ ] every girl on the boat. And I I don't know if I want to be so true to myself to be like, I don't believe in any of that [ __ ]. Yeah. Or do I lie now and be like the black guy who got all the you be true to yourself, man. It's not worth it. You don't pretend when you're like, "Oh, the cancer's in the [ __ ] smacker." Dude, I have no game. I have zero game. You're funny. Yeah, I'm I'm I'm What sign would that be? Like, hey guys, my sign is smagma. Smagma. First, that's a good one though. It's just like it'd be like a dick with the foreskin pulled all the way up and a little bit of goo coming out of it. I'm sorry for offending you if you're into astrology. Most girls are in LA. No, I'm not into astrology. Good for you. No, and I feel bad saying this cuz it's like their religion, but you know what? I'm very open-minded, right? So, I was raised uh Christian and I'm obviously not any longer, right? I changed uh my beliefs as I was going into myself cuz I grew up in like a megaurch kind of culty vibe. Oh, megaurches. You used to go there. I was I was raised in one. Wow. Like from baby to which religion Christianity non-denominational though and it was it had some freaky stuff in it. What town? Uh I don't think I should say because if I say bleep it out it's a mega church since it's a me mega church people are going to know that. Um but it was it was pretty crazy stuff. And I I went and I I transferred into uh Dowoism Buddhism. Okay. So that's my thing. That's that's the coolest one. Yeah. Yeah. It's like it's chill. It's about good vibes. Just hang good energy. Good [ __ ]. Finding your path in life and just going with it and and being happy about it. Exactly. And you're killing it. You're meditating harder than monks are meditating. Good for you. Do you think that like your path of of very religious upbringing like fed into your like want to explore sexuality of like repression and release? Oh yeah. Because my repression was like yearslong edging, right? You know, I would date and my mom had like this porcelain cross on my bedroom wall and I'd look up at the cross while I was and it be like, "Oh, no. God's judging me." And then I couldn't. So I God was cocklocking you. Exactly. God was [ __ ] blocking me until I was 18. Well, no, technically until I was 20. I did not have an orgasm until I was 20. That's how you unlock the superpowers, guys. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz it's like all this buildup. It's like it's like when uh uh like some sort of being is in like a stasis in an egg or something and then they come out like a metamorphosis butterfly sort of thing. You remember the first time? Yeah. Oh yeah, dude. I was sitting in I Now you want to talk about remember every detail? I can't remember the girls. I remember the first I remember I was in the computer chair in my computer room where I grew up. That used to be a thing for the young ins. You had that big [ __ ] wooden desk. You're left-handed, aren't you? Uh, no. But I do drink with my left hand because of the mouse. Okay. But I think at this time I was off my right. I didn't start. It was You were going crossand mouse. I think I might have been cross I think it was player. You would play jerk play jerk. I was a lefty. So I started off with my left after I hurt my wrist on my right and I never went back. But I was I remember in the chair and like convulsing. I remember like to me the like coming out and like my body stiffened up like I was had some sort of bonitis or something and then and I my first thought after I came like I was just like like so euphoric and but then I was like looking at the everywhere and I was like I need to do this in the bathtub like I can't come because I couldn't I couldn't control it. It was so much and I justed out. Yeah. So I shot a year of blanks. Oh wow. Like one I was like oh there we go. So you knew it was Yeah. Wow. My friends were all And then I had another blank guy that he surpassed me and he was too and I said, "I'm still shooting blanks." That's wild. What does it mean when you're shooting blanks? So you off and nothing comes out. It was unbelievable. But you have an ore. It felt better. I don't know. It felt better. Yeah. Okay. So it's not Okay, that's interesting. Like the the hole at the top. So this is all very new to me. It looks like it's trying to do it. I call it the buzz pump as a kid. The buzz pump. Buzz pump. I'm I'm so curious. What was your guys'ual awakening when you were growing up? For me, there was a Tinkerbell dressing game and you could put Tinker Bell in fishnetss and that and I was just like, well, I am feeling things, but I feel guilty about it. Okay, I'll tell you. Uh, Christina Aguilera Dirty music video off to it. It would come on Much Music in Canada, you know, Much Music. Yeah. Yeah, of course. Yeah. Which is our MTV. And it would come on and be like, "I got 3 minutes, you know." And they kept showing the [ __ ] referee. I I have vivid thoughts of that. I I think my awakening was Newgrounds. Did you ever go on Newgrounds as a kid? Come on. Oh my god. Volleyball. Yeah. The X-ray glasses. Yes. The armpit. Your game. Castle. Yeah. The you could do the dressing game. Frank's Adventure. I think Frank's Adventure was like the first time I saw anything. Tetris with a girl behind. Yes. Yeah. And so I think that I would like stay up late and watch all the Newgrounds [ __ ] because my parents went on the computer and looked at the history. They didn't really know what Newgrounds was. And so I could get I could get away with that. Ebombs had some stuff too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ebombs World. You You going Oh, yeah. Ebombs World was a big thing for But I was I would just go in there and look at chicks forever. Play games and [ __ ] like that. Everyone our age had the same upbringing of the internet. It's so weird. How did [ __ ] go viral? You know, did you hear when you were a kid that Marilyn Manson took his ribs out, suck his How did that go viral? Word of mouth, baby. We just We spread it. The greatest rumor of all time. Yes. Did you hear that as a kid? Yes, I did. Did you? How did we all hear that? Why did I just lie? Wait, why did I just lie? I never heard that. You never heard it? Oh, yeah. Until until later. Until later. Like I heard people talk about it like last year. Great. Just sheltered. But it's never been posted. I was super sheltered. So I only died when I died in a motorcycle accident accent. That was a big one. That was a big one. I don't remember that one. Yeah. No, no, he didn't actually. Oh, okay. You made a movie where like you made Bench Warmers like I'm so naive. I just I believe things. Okay. So, what do you have crazy [ __ ] planned? Anything in the future? Ooh, yeah. There it is. I can't reveal all of my secrets. Okay, that's fine. But is there an award you're going for this year? Uh, yeah. Best female performer of the year. Oh, let's go. Go for the top. [ __ ] right. You are. You're already in the top five. It's like, hey, it's right there. You were nominated last year, right? Yeah. Yeah. So, I've got to try. How you going to take down Anna Clair Clouds? I don't know. She's [ __ ] stunning. She's great. How you going to take her down? I've got to her. Yeah, dude. Got to steal her power like the Monstars. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Suck the power into you. Yeah. So, that's what's going to happen. So, we're gonna And then when she comes, I'm going to absorb it with like by and then I'm going to take the star. Yeah, dude. Holy [ __ ]. Touch when they touch the ball. Mike's special stuff. I'm so sorry. Anna Claire Clouds. Yeah, dude. You're coming for her [ __ ] head, eh? [ __ ] bro. Good for you. Because they have been handing out back to backs quite often. It's very common. That's true. You know, very true. Who had it? Just Vanna Bardau went back to back. Yes. And then Anna won and now very deserving. Yeah. So, who would you say is the the fighting five for that award this year? Oh gosh, you know what? I'm not going to say Vanna is always a threat. Well, Vanna always fantastic, I would think, too, right? Yeah. Yeah. Angela White, she won so many last year. Yeah. Nine awards or something. She always wins like best and like so many. Yeah. Yeah. Amazing. You've won an AVN, right? Yes. Yes. Best VR scene uh for SLR. It was 15 girls, one guy. Wow. Okay. It was pretty intense. [ __ ] You're gonna come for our heads actually. What's that? Two goons. Two goons. I mean, you guys are massive. Best adult. He's going to come for us. We're going to We're doing the best we can. You know, it's good. I watched the clips. I'm like, [ __ ] they're funnier than me. We're We're doing We're doing good stuff. JJ's crazy. And And we both have really good comedic energy as well. JJ, he just looks like a real [ __ ] pervert. Yeah. And he loves it. He loves it. And also the good thing about JJ is he goons all around. JJ dudes, he chicks, he everybody. Yeah. Yeah. So he he knows he brings up stuff where I'm like I never even would have thought of. He goes to parties we've never heard of. Yeah. Like he talked about the shelf life of and I made me gag. What is that? Well, he was like, "Oh, only good for like 30 seconds. Once it's cold, it's bad." I was like I was like, "Unless it stays in the condom." Oh, if it stays in the condom, it's good. So, that's why Drake famously used to put Frankfurt hot sauce in his condoms. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Okay. Yeah. Because if it stays in the condom and it's not exposed to air, then girls can later take it, shove it up, you get pregnant. Yeah. A chick tried. You didn't hear that? A chick tried to do that and she burned her. That's what happened because Drake put the hot sauce in it. Oh, you know what? That's smart. That's smart cuz they're going to make noise about it and then you'll be like, "Aha, I knew you did it." Exactly. No girls going to put hot sauce. They're going to be like, "Oh, was toxic." It was like that's [ __ ] scary that girls are going that far. Yeah. No, that's that's desperation for you. People will do scary things to just to get ahead. Okay, now we have Jerkmate. Shout out Jerkmate. Shout out Jerk. I love Jerkmate. Cam girl start. Goonar supporter. Yes. There we go. All right. You have a You always have the craziest ones. Yeah. Okay. You're the best at this segment, actually. I've I've been all right. I've been all right. You're a cam girl. Mhm. Yes. Get back to your roots. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And then he's you got to keep your your fan happy. That's all. What are we doing? Okay. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I got to come up with a fetish real quick. Oh, so what am I doing? You list a And then I Yeah. Okay. Uh and then you got to like kind of describe it to me and like how it's going to go down. I give you I give you a scenario once you list the uh Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I want I have a Shabari and I kind of want to tie you up. I want you to be the swing. I'm I'm cooking I'm cooking it up if it's not real. That one came pretty quick. Yeah. Okay. So, here's the scenario. The lights are very dim. And even though you're far away, I can hear the sound of your breathing. You have the rope in your hands. You're gently threading it between your fingers. And as I hear strings of rope hit the ground, I'm waiting in anticipation to be tied up by you. as you wrap it around my chest and tie me up until I'm completely suspended. I don't even see you at first. I'm so blinded in pleasure. Blinded by the stars of how deeply strong you are. Wa! Make that an audio book, dude. Sorry, I had to stop it there. My powers are too strong. That was pretty wild. That was That was like I think everyone in this room was holding their breath. That was crazy. What the [ __ ] just happened to me? Yeah, it's a it's a spell. It's a All right, creators, listen up. You're already killing it on socials, right? Fans, followers, likes, it's all love. You're on fire. But let me ask you this. Is your wallet feeling that love? If not, then check out fans revenue. And even if it is, check out fans revenue cuz that means you're about your business and you want to make more money. Whether you got fans on Instagram, Tik Tok, or even Only Fans, it doesn't matter. You can turn your fans into revenue. Likes are cool. Money is cooler. They do all the boring stuff and you just get paid. It's [ __ ] easy. Fans revenue. It's the [ __ ] [ __ ]. How do you think I just bought a new Mercedes? Fans revenue all [ __ ] day. We love fans revenue. Let's get back to the show. Do you do audio only? I should. Yeah, you should. That was great. That was great. That was very captivating. ASMR. Oh, yeah. You could ASMR the [ __ ] get some ASMR special custom requests. And so I have an actual ASMR microphone that I use for those requests. And usually they're like, "Can you film in your bedroom as if you're whispering in my ear and you're creating a safe space for me and you're hugging me and making me feel safe." That's usually it. Are you still doing the Fet Life linkups and and exchanging? Are you still doing that? What do you mean? I do Fet Life. Okay. So, you're still doing links? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, my brain was in like five places. Sorry. Sorry. Yes. Yes. You're still meeting up with other uh play partners. Uh yeah, but people that are like vetted in my local community. Okay. Yeah. LA people. Yeah. Okay. People that are safe. All right. Have you ever gone to this guy, Father John? You know who that is? No. He owns Okay. Right. Pretty sure. And it's a whole thing. Girls go on their birthday cuz it's an honor to be by this guy. Oh. And he does heard girls. He's the best rope tire. where he whips best. He's the best. He has this castle. Is he the one where it starts and it's the castle and there's the flags on the top? Yes. Okay. I know exactly the place and he's so nice and makes girls feel comfortable and stuff. Abella Danger every year goes for her birthday. Oh, that's so sweet. You haven't tried this guy? That's an amazing birthday present, right? I think you would really like this. Yeah, I think I would cuz I I love being tied up. Father John, they call him. Interesting. Most respected men ever. Wow, that's super cool. Yeah. Yeah, that seems like it would be right up your alley. Yeah, you got any other weird you've tried as of late? Um, I do hypnosis. Hypnosis. There it is. Okay, tell us what's that? Yeah. So, hypnosis is just like uh it's almost like an altered state of trance, right? Imagine that you're meditating, but instead of you controlling the ride that your meditation takes you, uh it's someone else that's guiding you, right? So meditation uh and hypnosis are very closely linked, but hypnosis has a really longstanding history. They've used hypnosis for child birth. They used hypnosis for surgeries way way way before like when it all started out. Crazy stuff. What do you mean for child birth? So way so women used to have difficulty with uh they would use opioids to help women give birth, right? For the pain. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, but opioids were very dangerous and they started using hypnosis as a way like whenever they used hypnosis, I can't remember the exact percentage, but basically they would only have to use about 30% of the opioids that they normally used as long as they also used hypnosis. Yeah. So, uh, hypnosis is like, ooh, you're getting very sleepy, but also it's a it can create scenarios that you experience, right? So imagine like a guided sunken place. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's how I tell people I describe a K-hole is. Oh yeah. I've never been in a Khole. Oh, it's it's the sunken place from G. You just go and you're stuck. You can see through the box, but you nobody's home. Oh jeez. That sounds terrifying. It's just really fun. It's mind play really. That's that's what it is. I'm very much a sapiual, right? And that means I'm attracted by intelligence. And so if someone can conquer me mentally, it's very fun. We accomplish that today. I think even we bust out the camera, nothing's going, right? Yeah. We don't have Wow. Hey, you showed up on game day. That's the hour. Anything else you guys want to get in? Uh, check out Two Goons on all platforms. Two. Yeah. Vote vote female performer of the year or best creator. Yeah. Uh, follow me on Instagram. That's the Lyanna Lovings. P H E L E A N A and check her, bro. B I N G S. One of the biggest in the world. Yeah. Good for you. Unreal. What an episode. So much fun. We did it. That was amazing. My squirrel brain. We actually did it. There we go. We did it. [Music]