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"I Used To Be A Superhuman Athlete" | Impractical Jokers

Comedy Central UK3:10

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Do you know anything about grapes? Can you do that? I'm already in trouble here 'cause the security guard here hates my guts. There you go. Because he's always pissed that I'm eating burritos in the store. What is your name? I'm sorry, right. I got a brine quick. Very nice to me. If you see the security guard, just, just yeah, cover me. Just scream out, uh, "I'm not saying she's a gold digger." Just screamed out like a cold, like, "I'm not saying she's a gold digger." When I hear that, unload a run. Alright, okay, great. Thank you. Thank you. He might get this. Okay, send in the security guard. It comes Terry. How you doing, sir? Things okay? Are you guys okay?

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Didn't even blink. Didn't care that he was security. Didn't say anything. Didn't look at him. Knows what good. What's up? I understand you guys say the cohort. Oh, what's the gold watch? The whole thing in silence as he sampled grapes. I'm 43. How old do you think I am? I would say 57. You're only off by 20 years. Get out of here. No, get to YouTube. I'll show you me on YouTube. Really? Yeah. When you to a superhuman athlete. There is whoa. I'm going in. Lab was an Olympic hopeful in gymnastics. Got three consecutive national championships. Dave Jenkins. Holy cow, man. Cuz she get hit. Oh my god. I seen you on YouTube. Holy Sh. No, I show you the New Yorker. No, come on.

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Oh, that's amazing. What happened was, yeah, he doesn't, you know, it was my lookout guy. He had his communication. I end up running all over the place. Yeah, are you kidding me? Are you saved Jacobs? He said he didn't know him. He's holding put on you with you. Dave. Oh my god. Can we, you guys want to get in? Yes. You also does everybody get except one? Watch this scene. Bur these guys are alright. Say Dave Jacob. To James Degas.

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