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*BreadButter presents...*
Luigi (to audience): Hey, welcome to this great video!
Mario (interrupts Luigi): HEY, ONLY I SHOULD BE THE FIRST ONE TO START A VIDEO!
Luigi (to audience): Dear audience, may you please ignore my stupid brother trying to diss me!
Mario (to audience): No, don't listen to that idiot who wants to get your attention for nothing!
*During the heated arguement, the Mario Bros were suddenly interrupted by an eggrobo's laser shot headed to their direction!*
*The impact of the laser sent Mario and Luigi flying across the streets of BreadButterVille, causing them to faint splat down on the road...*
*A Daily Life In BreadButter - Video Made By @BreadButter*
*...But Make It A Part 2! :)*
Eggman (to his two eggrobos, while piloting his eggmobile): Now show those idiots I won't be messed with!
*The two eggrobos are now going after the Mario Bros to perfect their shooting skills as among the best eggrobos in this shooting target practice!*
Mario (while running): What's our counter-plan, Luigi?
Luigi (while running): I believe our plan now is to distract those eggrobos with-
*Luigi gets shot dead by an eggrobo from behind before finishing his sentence. Mario ignores Luigi's demise and simply moves on without giving a damn.*
*The eggrobos then proceed to report the previous incidents regarding the Mario Bros to Eggman...*
Eggman (piloting his eggmobile): You two eggrobos did super egg-mazing!
Mario (to Eggman): I'm going to beat your fat body up to oblivion!
*Before finishing his words, Mario also gets shot by an eggrobo, this time sending Mario flying by the BreadButterVille City shopping mall!*
Blaze (to Random and Android, at the same scene): Yeah, we're finally at the shopping mall!
Random (enters the shopping mall with Android and Blaze): It's time for our shopping spree!
*The trio then passes by a few shops on the ground floor, looking for stuff to buy...*
Random (to Android and Blaze): Our mission is to complete our shopping list!
*The trio goes to look for an escalator to get to the next floor...*
*...and they stick with each other to explore other stores together!*
Random (to Android and Blaze, after eating together at a Portuguese restaurant): Time to split up to finish this fast!
Blaze (to Android): Make sure to get all the needs!
(Android (to Blaze): Good luck on your part!)
*After splitting up with Blaze, Android finds himself at a convenience store...*
*After that, the trio meets up again by accident while heading to other stores...*
Random (heading to the ground floor): I'll do my part with the groceries!
*Random, Android and Blaze are now headed to different floors with Android and Blaze on the 1st floor, and Random on the ground floor...*
*While on the ground floor, Random suddenly catches her parcel free-falling from the floor above her... in confusion.*
Super Sonic (on the 1st floor, after dropping the parcel onto Random's hands from above): Random's parcel checked, onto the next one!
*Super Sonic immediately gets out of the mall and flies all the way around other parts of the city to deliver parcels to other customers...*
*Super Sonic managed to drop parcels from above to customers like Peach, Knuckles, Chun-Li and Sandbag!*
Super Sonic: Parcels out, this is way too easy!
*Super Sonic keeps finding other customers around the city area to deliver their parcels at their doors...*
Super Sonic: Time to navigate the next location!
*Super Sonic finally makes his way into the main town of BreadButterVille...*
Super Sonic (to Dora and Yoshi, while carrying the parcel): Hey, does this parcel belong to you guys?
Dora: Yes, that's the item I want!
Yoshi: Yay, I'm glad your parcel arrived on time!
Dora: Sonic, there's an incoming projectile behind!
Yoshi (as Super Sonic immediately dodges Bowser's mid-air headbutt attack): Oh no, we better get in before it reaches us!
*Bowser's headbutt attack was actually aiming for Sans and Kirby, launching them into the air...*
Kirby (while getting burnt by Bowser's fire breath): EEEYAAAAA!!!
(Sans (same as Kirby): *pained grunts*)
Kirby (falls on the ground): WAAAAH!!!
(Sans (same as Kirby): Oof.)
Bowser: Y'all won't get away without buying CrashBash!
Sans (gets up with Kirby): Uhh, Bowser, we gotta have a lil' talk about that attitude of yours if you want more customers.
Bowser: You'll both regret not supporting the product...
Bowser (charging towards Sans and Kirby): I'll show the consequences if you don't submit!
*Bowser then gets stabbed upwards by Kirby's sword, leading to Sans arming himself with his gaster blaster firearm and leaps into the air to start an aerial combo!*
Sans (punching Bowser with his gaster blaster firearm): *grunt*
Kirby (as Sans finishes the combo with a downwards laser shot at Bowser): Nice job on that finisher, Sans!
Sans (to Kirby): Let's show that turtle what we're made of!
*After the encouragement, Sans and Kirby flawlessly dodges another one of Bowser's charging attacks as Kirby immediately counters with an aerial sword stab towards Bowser...*
Kirby (aggressively slashing at Bowser with his sword): HYAAAAH!!!
*Kirby then launches Bowser further into the sky with multiple upward piercing sword stabs!*
Bowser (getting launched towards Thundercloud's direction): MOVE THE HECK ASIDE, DIRTY CLOUD!
*Thundercloud fails to dodge Bowser and immediately gets launched further into orbit...*
*The impact of Bowser's strength and sheer weight sends Thundercloud to float outerspace...*
*Still flying far from Earth, Thundercloud realizes he can't find a way to get back to Earth since y'know... he's a cloud.*
*The text on-screen (or space) types itself as: "Thundercloud was not the Impostor."*
*Wow, an Among Us reference in the big '26...? :0*
Bully (to Miss Coffee, in the coffee shop): Give me all your money now or else you're done!
Miss Coffee: I will not let you rob my store!
Bully: Anyways, I'm out of here...
Bully (escapes the coffee shop as soon as the bomb he planted inside it detonates): Good luck running your dumb business!
Miss Coffee (panics and tries to find the exit despite the spreading fire): I need to get out of here now!
*Fortunately, Super Sonic arrived at the coffee shop in time and carries Miss Coffee out of the burning shop and further away from the fire...*
Bully (jogs away from the coffee shop casually): Well, that was way too easy for me...
Miss Coffee (catches her parcel which free-fell onto her hands): Huh, my parcel is here already?
*Meanwhile, Super Sonic starts hunting for Bully from above...*
*...and managed to spindash towards Bully mid-air!*
Super Sonic (rapidly punching and kicking Bully): NNGH...!
Super Sonic (gets hit by Bully's anvil throw and falls onto the ground): UWAAHH!!!
*Super Sonic gets up immediately and starts chasing Bully across the town...*
Super Sonic: Where the heck did that bastard go?!
*Bully performs a mid-air headbutt charge attack to fly near the city area...*
Bully (lands on the ground and keeps running): Whew, I'm glad that hedgehog didn't catch me!
*Bully couldn't finish his sentence as soon as a pack of stray dogs start pouncing and attacking him for no reason...*
Bully (gets pierced mid-air and gets stomped by said stray dogs): OW OW OW AH!
*Above the skies, an AirAsia plane flies by. There must be a reason why... (duh, have you noticed from some of the other videos?!)*
*Meanwhile, Dora, Yoshi, Peach, Sandbag, Wheelchair Guy and Silhouette Man running as random background characters to pass by a town junction (and pad a lil' runtime).*
Crash (to Sans and Kirby): What, did he actually do that to you both?!
Eggman (piloting his eggmobile): Ugh, I knew that tortoise will disappoint us!
Knuckles: Time to put him back in his place!
Sans (to Crash, Knuckles and Eggman): Welp, good luck teaching him some manners.
Bowser (to Crash, Knuckles and Eggman): Why the heck are you guys on their side?!?
Crash (to Knuckles and Eggman): Let's get him, boys!
*More of Eggman's eggrobos have gathered to eliminate Bowser just to teach him how not to mess with innocent bystanders over buying a branded product!*
*The eggrobos managed to shoot two lasers towards Bowser, launching him towards a junction!*
*Meanwhile, Crash follows up with a upwards headbutt and Eggman pilots his eggmobile to stomp Bowser onto the ground!*
*The eggrobos proceed to continue the hunt for Bowser...*
*While Crash is running, he dodges an eggrobo's laser which was heading towards Bowser's direction!*
Eggman (to Crash, while piloting his eggmobile): Whoa! You almost got hit there, boss!
*Eggman's eggmobile unexpectedly and immediately gets shoved by Bowser's overwhelming fire breath...*
*Crash belly-flops onto the ground to gain tactical position to fight Bowser...*
*Quickly, an eggrobo warns Crash ahead of Bowser's incoming attack...*
Bowser (punches Crash): EURGH!!
Knuckles (charging towards Bowser): We have to stop him!
*Knuckles immediately launches Bowser into the air with a charging punch...*
Knuckles (punching Bowser multiple times mid-air): HAA!!
*Bowser finally gets knocked out due to Knuckles' punching strength...*
Knuckles (to Sans and Kirby): You two are finally safe now!
*The scene transtitions with a white screen, with BreadButter appearing to communicate with the audience...*
BreadButter (to audience): That's it for this part of A Daily Life In BreadButter!
BreadButter (to audience): And thanks for watching this video!
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