My Haters Are Trembling (Because I'm Back, Baby!) - H3 Show #163

Everybody, listen up. It's July 7th, 2025, and we're back. And first of all, breaking news. Hold the applause. Thank you, Leon. Right now, it is 12:00 p.m. PST. 77. This is Ringo Starr's birthday. Oh my god. It is. This is his peace and love day. He wants everybody to stand up at 12:00 p.m. on this day, at this exact time, and say, just say to the universe of peace and love, "Peace and love." "Peace and love." Come on, guys. Say it. "Peace and love." Wait, wait, wait. This episode is brought to you by Shopify. This be Shopify. "Peace and love," guys. Say it. "Peace and love." "Peace and love." "Peace and love." "Peace and love." "Peace and love." "Peace and love." "Peace and peace and love." I'll send you love. Thank you. Thank you. 12:01. It's over. It's over. I can see you. I can see what you're doing. I had to, um, I had to get here on time today. It was of paramount importance. Yep. That we did not miss Peace and Love Day. Here's the, here's his, um, his video asking, uh, he, he has a peace and love statue on his property. Of course, he does. Oh, what? There's no. Hold on. What does that mean? It means that, new way, wherever you are, all over the world. How old is he? 80. He's 80. Yeah. 81 maybe, I think. Can you check? 'Cause I, I read he was 80, like mid-80s. He is 85. 85 years old. And this [ __ ] is still out there, peace and loving and not listening. Oh, yeah. Golly, he won, man. Oh, I can't feel my birthday. What does that mean? It means at noon, wherever you are, all over the world, anywhere, you go, "Peace and love." That's my gift from you. Thank you. And this is my gift to you. "Peace and love." Wow. So generous. What a guy. What a guy. 85, man. 85 years old. Wow. May anyone else, all of us, be blessed with such a, my birthday. He move, he doesn't move like an old guy. He walks like a, like, you know, an old guy. No, but you know what I mean. 85-year-olds have a specific kind of gait. They walk this, he doesn't. Thank you. Thank you. Um, but anyway, before we even move on, I need to do this. What do you got to do? This is the origin, and this is my gift to you. Ringo, here it is. This is a serious message to everybody watching my update right now. "Peace and love." "Peace and love." I want you too much to do. What are you doing? [ __ ] No, that was a dumb [ __ ] cut. No, that video is [ __ ] Okay, let's see. This is a serious message. Come everybody watching my update right now. "Peace and love." "Peace and love." I want to tell you, please, after the 20th of October, do not send fan mail to any address that you have. Nothing will be signed after the 20th of October. If there's a date on the envelope, it's going to be tossed. I'm warning you with peace and love. I have too much to do. So, no objects in the mail. Thank you. Thank you. No objects to be signed. Nothing. Uh, anyway, "Peace and love." "Peace and love." Wow. Amazing. We still got it. Still got it. You still got it, folks. Anyway, um, listen, please take Oh, anyway, thanks, uh, for being here, everybody. Thanks for, uh, hanging out these past two weeks and keeping it cool. Yeah. While we were gone. I appreciate y'all and hope you guys had a nice two weeks. But we're back, and like the title says, the haters are trembling. That's them. You think they're actually trembling? Probably. It's quite warm. Casey might be trembling. Why? It's hot. I, I don't really, I don't think, I don't think so. Casey Tron is trembling, but it's not related to me. It's because she's, she did like 20 lava bags today. Whatever. She's shaking. Um, no, you're right. Anyway, um, of course, like, two days before the comeback, I got sick, which is so [ __ ] annoying 'cause I was fine. I'll be totally honest. Your immune system continues to be goated. I wouldn't even have come in today if it wasn't the comeback episode, but I didn't have a choice. I didn't. We could, we could wrap it up. You want to wrap it up already? We'll probably maybe do a shorter episode just for the, for the, 'cause I'm sick. No. Yeah. I mean, I could go for a break. Why you laughing? I'll, I'll go, I'll do the whole duration. Love. That's not what he was trying to say. No, I was, I was trying to like welcome you to end the show earlier. Didn't sound like it. I'm proud of you for being honest. Um, so, yeah, that's what that is. There's been a lot of happenings. Um, lots of. How have you guys been? It's been two weeks, huh? Everyone have a good break? We're fine. We're fine. So good. So good. So good. So relaxed. So rejuvenated. I was very unplugged. So I'm going to be, I'm going to be learning about what's been happening these past two weeks along with the audience, you know. Um, yeah, we did the barbecue. Everybody came over to my house on, uh, Saturday. Mhm. Yeah. And, uh, we, it was a lot of fun. Had a party. Yeah, it was. Appreciate you guys all coming out. But Dan told me at the barbecue, I was like, "Hey, you been following the Taylor Lauren stuff?" And he's like, "I have no idea. I haven't been totally unplugged." I was like, "Wow, I'm, I'm right there with you. I have literally, I had to find out this morning. I wasn't aware of you." I knew you guys were beefing. That's it. Oh, also, I want to welcome back to the show, the great Nate. [Applause] Nate. Take that. Although, although I myself to be back, everybody. Father, extraordinary father. I got to meet his beautiful daughter and saw what a tender, loving father he is. You're going to be a great dad. You are a great dad. I got to see how tender and loving all of the fathers and mothers of H3 are at the party. I realized I need a baby so bad. Oh, yeah. You were, you were, you really wanted yourself a baby. Oh my god, Sunny was so cute. Anytime, anytime he like got overwhelmed, you would just be like, "The wheels on the bus," and he would start going like this and just smile. He's such a cute, great kid. He did really good that day. He stayed up very long time and, uh, didn't get cranky. Party animal. But, yeah, it was great seeing you guys and you've got a lot to catch up on, Dan. Okay, you're gonna enjoy. I certainly did not unplug. I was very active. Did anyone keep up to date? Nate, you were kind of involved, right? I, I was keeping up to date. But I mean, it's just 'cause I'm on my phone. There's nothing to do at home aside from taking. You don't have to make excuses for staying up to date. Yeah, I stayed up to date. That was great. Thanks for doing that. And welcome back. How's it feel to be back? Uh, bittersweet, because I like being with my baby, but I also have to work, and I don't like, and I like coming to work, too. Okay. So, I was going to ask, what's the sweet part? Nate brought us, uh, donuts today and Laboo-boos. Laboo. I just, I was just going to say the Laboo. You brought real Laboos. Are those Lufus or Laboos? Laboo. Are we sure? I know how to tell. Bring it here. I asked him to bring it here. I know how to tell if it's a Lufu or Luku. I watched Rich Lux made a video about how to tell. Okay. All right. Let me take a look. Oh my god. Whoa. What the hell? Okay. Okay. Okay. So, this one is real. And I'll tell you, I'll tell you why I think so. The head twisting shouldn't be this easy. But the part that shows it's real is it has this papery. The fake ones have a silky tag. And the real ones have a more papery feeling tag. This one has papery. So the real one feels coarse. It's not even, it's not really a quality thing. It's just a different texture. And you, you've compared and contrasted. You felt. I just watched one Rich Lux video. Oh, okay. Okay. That seems. This is a real one. Of course it's real. Where's my Laboo? You could hold on to mine during the show. AB got a. Who got a Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo? Me. Who said me? I did not get a Loo. Lena did. Yeah, I was either. I wasn't aware that we were not giving. Hold on. Lena and AB got Laboo. You guys got them for, specifically got Laboos because they covered switching while I was gone. He didn't have to gift them for that. They're doing their damn job. Yeah, he didn't. And that's why it's so sweet and thoughtful, he didn't have to do that. I was going to thank them. They weren't doing their job. They were doing my job. So that's why I thank them. Thanks. I was going to thank AB and Lena for doing a great job in the switching instead. Although Nate is back, you guys did a great job. But I'm not going to do that knowing that you guys got Leo Boooos. Right. Mhm. Yeah. I didn't know. Thanks, Nate. But I, I have a newfound respect for you and Ian. Anyone who switches, it is not easy, especially with ADHD. It is tough. It's real tough. Nate is, I mean, he's the, he's got it. Yeah. He's got what it, whatever it is. He's got that extra, the right stuff. He's got the right shooting robes, bro. You know, Nate, while you weren't here, I was, you know, setting up and breaking down the cameras. I was, uh, programming the V-Mix session, adding the graphics, removing them as necessary. Where's his [ __ ] Laboo, man? Do you want a Labu then? I'll get you one. I don't know if I can trust. I don't really believe Ethan. I'm still worried about the Lufufu situation if I'm being honest. You know, this whole Laboo thing is kind of nuts. Yeah. My son Teddy, he comes to me, and I don't even know about the Laboos, and he starts talking to me about Lufus and Laboo, and I was like, "What is that?" Like, he, how does he know about all this stuff? Yeah. Can I voice, um, just a thought that I've had that people aren't really talking about? It's why are we all freaking out about like stuffed animals again? Like, it's been a long time since I've been like, "Oh, I'm going to buy that dog." You mean like Beanie Baby, or you mean since we were a kid? I mean, like, I think it's cute, and I like that people are like into it, but it's just, it's a. Everybody I know is like, "I need a doll." You know, we haven't had this conversation since like fifth grade. You're right. You just never know what's going to, what's going to pop up. Yeah. I was, uh, trying to get. Oh. Oh, I'm frozen. Yeah, I was trying to get Teddy something for his birthday. I wasn't sure what he was into. And I was asking Ela, and she was saying like Squishables and boo-boos and stuff, and I was. Oh, okay. I, I got him a Squishable, but I also got him a Goku, and he had, he did not give a [ __ ] about the Goku. He had no idea who Goku was. I'm like, you don't know who it is, but one day, he's not there yet. But Ela just texted us. She said she has a Lubu. Turns out it's actually fake. She has a Lufu. I'll get you a real Laboo. How much is a real one? Are they expensive? I don't know, guys. I [ __ ] with the Lufufus. I'm personally a Lufufu guy. I mean, they look the same. Uh, post, uh, non-MSRP, it's like 80 bucks, but when you get them from the store, what are they like 30 bucks or something? Yeah, they got 30 bucks. Yeah, I can get you a Loo, Ethan, for Ela. I got a hookup, too. Well, I'll pay for it. We just need to know it's genuine. Yeah, I'll be real. You know, I would like to say I would never fault someone for liking Laboos. Obviously, all my friends love Leo Boooos. I go to make an apology. As soon as you were saying that, Olivia, I was like, you go offensive. All people, you know, except a doll lover. I love a musical. I love everything corny. I'm just. Oh, you're calling it corny now. I know what you're doing. I know what you're doing. You're, you're just surprised by the trend. And I agree. Where did it come from? It's just, it's silly that we haven't had this conversation in a minute. There might be some Teddy Fresh, uh, Lufus coming. Slay, slay. I, I probably can't call him Lu. It's not a Labubu collaboration. And obviously, that's probably trademark. So I wouldn't even say that it's a Lubu, but I do think I could say it's a Lufufu. Teddy Fufu. Teddy Lufu. I'm new to the Laboo thing. Like, I just recently found out about it and got one from Nick's store. I think it's kind of dumb. The whole thing behind Nick is selling Laboo. So it's like a hypebeast thing. They sell them in sneaker stores, dude. It's [ __ ] crazy. You're getting. That's a Lufu for sure. No, it's a Lufu license. Dan, you understand? He got it from one of these, from Nick's store. They resell hype clothing at a markup. That's. Nate got his from his brother who also does that. Yeah, Nate's brother does that, too. No, it's that's. No, dude. Nick is not slinging Lufus, bro. I'll bring it in Wednesday and we can examine. Yeah, check that tag if it's paperish. Oh god. Dan, you're hating way too hard for this new season this early in the season. Listen, I've been briefed by a very knowledgeable source about the whole Laboo Leaf Fufu thing, and there, there are very select retailers that it's the only place that you. It's not a legit retailer. They're, they're not authorized to resell it. Exactly. But it's, I'm telling you, but that's why it's real. It's Nick. You think he's selling fakes? He ain't doing that, dog. It's very easy to get fakes. Donald Li, he's not selling fakes. I don't think he's selling fakes. Y'all tripping, dog. What are we doing here? I don't trust it. I'll bring it in. You can examine. Bring it in. Just to be clear. Let's get it appraised. You know I'm talking about Gab's nephew, right? Yeah. No, I get it. And no hate to the guy. I'm just saying. You're [ __ ] hating big time. You are really on this Lab. You are a Labubu guardian. Coming in hot, Dan. Jeez. Ne. Okay. Anyway, um, we got so much to get to, guys. There's been a lot popping, and I'm actually excited you guys have a lot to learn. I've been pretty busy in the Instagram stories. I've been having fun. I'll be honest. Um, we had the barbecue. Everybody got to try the, the meat. Was the meat good? It was so good. There it is. The, the ribeye that was cooked on the grill was delicious. I'm so glad you enjoyed it. Me and Lena weren't back yet, so I still never got to try your steak. Yeah, we'll, we'll, we'll get you there. It was delicious. We'll do that. Sound delicious. We'll, we'll have another barbecue at Ethan's house soon again. No, we will. We, we should do it again. It was really fun. I'm inviting myself. Um, dude, was it as good as the last one? No, it wasn't. No, it wasn't even. I'll just keep it a buck 50. It, the first time it was, there was something special. I, I don't know. 'Cause the meat was like, there was some crazy marbling and, yeah, it just was like a perfect lineup of the stars. Everything was perfect. I agree. This one was good though. It was the best steak I've had in probably this year. Where did you buy them from? Where was your meat guy? You got Whole Foods. Whole Foods. They got excellent meat. We got monster ribeyes from Whole Foods. They're super expensive. It was like $50 per. It's a good steak, man. But I feel like that's like a $300 steak at a steakhouse. Like, it's way too much for one person. We had five steaks that fed like, I don't know, over 10 people. Um, Content Cop, Cop. I'm, you know, I, I hyped this series up and I, I really wanted to do it. How did that go? It didn't go. Oh, you didn't do it. I really wanted to do it. Maybe I'll find the time, but, you know, these, these breaks end up shorter than you thought. And I imagine I was going to have all this free time and all these days where I had time. I didn't have any free time. You know, me and Ela went on a vacation, and when we came back, we had like a week left, and we had every, we had something to do every day with the kids, and it just didn't have the cop and content cop cop. It just didn't get, I didn't cop to it. Yeah. I guess we should have, next break should be longer. So you have time. I just need to stop making promises. Yeah. You know, under o, underell, over deliver, guys. It's sales 101. Mhm. So, yeah, apologies about that. Oh, we got big, um, gifties. Thank you to Steph AC for the 50 gifties. And thank you, Stephen. Thank you for the gift, the 50 gifties. That's so nice. Thank you, guys. Nice to be back. Nice. And thank you to our generous, wonderful members for keeping the show floating. I love you guys and I'm so grateful. So, thank you to you guys. Um, I got a new tattoo. I'll show you right here real fast for those that don't know. Check out what just happened. Oh my god. Whoa. Have you seen it? I did see it. Yeah, I saw the photo. We have the overhead rig if you want to show it. Oh my god. I'm unfrozen. Thank god. It's awesome. I'm free. [Music] Yeah, just go around. Okay, he's walking around. Bring it up. Bringing it up. Oh, but it won't be quiet. Yeah, right there, actually. Good. That's good. Wow. Is this your first color one? Oh, no. Besides, yeah. Got it. Very cute. I love. Was it painful? The shading. Was it, the shading painful? Oh, yeah. He, sorry. He said it's was more painful than his other ones. There's Godzilla. We got Pikachu. Uh, we got a watch. What kind of watch you rocking? Back up a little bit. Looks like a roly bezel. What is that, Zach? Is that a Roly? That's a Lufufu, dog. That's a Lufu. I got you. I think you should go back to the overhead for the watch. [Music] Is that a 36 or a 38? 36. 36. Oh, yeah. Oh, I didn't even realize the color. I thought it was blue, and it's like a burgundy, or is it purple? Purple. Purple. Okay. That's a beautiful color. Just go slowly, bring it downwards. [Music] And that's not helping. Oh. Oh, it was right there. You just had it. It was right there. Wait. Keep it still. You got it. Wow. [ __ ] thing sucks. It's amazing. Wait, I thought you, I thought you didn't [ __ ] with Rolex anymore. I like this one. Yeah, there's some, there's some, um, day dates with beautiful, with these really beautiful dials that I like. This one is made of rubilite. Rubilite, which is, uh, it's purple. It's really beautiful 'cause they sell it to rubes. Oh, Dan says they sell it to rubes. I don't even know what that means, but it's funny. Um, yeah. So, uh, the tattoo was really, the artist is so cool and amazing. Ela's getting a tattoo from the same artist this week, and I saw the sketch. She, she got it, and it's really, really cool. So excited for that. Ela, genuine question. How, how does, uh, strong colors like that hold up over time? I, what I understand is it really depends on the skill of the tattoo artist. Oh, interesting. The artist, and how, how well the aftercare is, like right after you get the tattoo, how well you take care of it. Worst case, you could just retouch it, right? Yeah. I need to retouch mine. Yeah. You know, I was thinking to get a whole sleeve like this, and every 10 years, like do an update on just where we are in life, 'cause I've never seen a full sleeve of like these kind of vibrant colors like this. I don't know. Maybe I'm not looking, but. No, I'm, I kind of [ __ ] with that. That's cool, right? I mean, I really love this one. Yeah. So, it's the three boys, obviously. Um, Sunny, Brucey, Teddy, and it's got all the things that they love. There's this, this picture I took recently of them all eating watermelon, and they were all staring at the camera. It was the first time I got them all, uh, to stare at the camera, and it was, it was just so cute and good. So, we have Godzilla, Pikachu, Axolotl, Kinger, a raptor, Lavender, which Teddy loves, lavender flowers, a Triceratops. Yeah, it's, it's awesome. I love it. The detail is awesome for how small each of the, like Godzilla and Pikachu and all them are. Yeah, dude. She's so good. I'm, yeah, I'm super happy. I was saying I want that Godzilla only. So you can get it. Maybe I'll, maybe I'll steal one. Yeah, probably. Probably one. Yeah, just the little one. Exact same. Be sick. Yeah. Yeah, it'd be freaking epic. So that's what I've got going on there. And, um, Oh, yeah. And Snark, of course, God bless their souls. I knew that, uh, the watermelon thing was going to be taken to the extreme. They said, quote, "It's as close to a Nazi swastika as you can get without getting a Nazi swast." That one? Yeah, this one. That tattoo. You would think that like Jesus. Um, is there? Well, take, wait, hold on. Show, put it on screen again. We need to take another look at this. Take a closer look. We got to take a look. Show it on the overhead. Wait, what? What are you doing? What's that? What's? Are you saluting? Okay, hold on. I'm looking. His head. I'm looking for the hidden swazy, the dinosaurs. Maybe in the texture of the hair or something. I don't know. I have to look at it later. A little bit closer. God bless their souls though. We love them, don't we, folks? Um, yeah. So, it was definitely my most painful one. I don't know if it was the space or the colors or what, but, uh, anyway, it was fine. It only, it took less than four hours, which was really amazing. The top area, like around where like Pikachu's at, that's very sensitive. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You got any cool bar new flames? I have not got a tattoo since 2017. Are you? Are you over it? Are you going? No, I just, I just, I don't know. I haven't, uh, I want to get them definitely touched up soon, and I do want more. I just, I don't know where. Lena, would you like him to get new tattoos? If he wants. I do like the ones he has. Do you want him to renew his bad boy, uh, kind of energy? I don't know. I don't think it has to be renewed. But what about a face tattoo? Do you think he's a bad boy? Um, I don't know. He's got tats, and he used to drive a Mustang. Whatever he is, I like it. I mean, motorcycle. Didn't you drive a motorcycle at one point? Oh, yeah. I did have a motorcycle, but. Well, he a badass, bro. He has all the badass tropes. So, what are you even? But the thing about AB is he's got the bad boy aesthetic, but he's a soft, but he's got a heart of gold. Yeah, right. That's the best kind of. That's the trick. That's the best kind of bad boy. That's how we get them, folks. The one they make movies about. That's exactly right. That's how we get them, boys. I cringe thinking about taking my motorcycle to Lena's parents house and like parking in front, just like rolling up with the tattoos. Yeah. It's just not common with families. I did. So, you were scared when you rolled up. You had, you were an unorthodox arrival. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, listen, it clearly worked. Yeah, it didn't. Yeah. I mean, it's kind of good. You set the expectations low. They're like, "Who's this [ __ ] guy?" And then you end up being a great guy, and they're like, "Well, it was like midway through our relationship." But, yeah, it, I hope so. Even though they're hounding us for a kid now. Well, that seems like a good sign that they're okay with the relationship. Yeah, they're, they're good with it. No, they would have been like that either way. But no, they do. Of course, they love AB so much. Okay, good. Yeah. And Alina, would you consider getting any barbwire or flaming skulls or ghosts? Uh, hellish ghosts or specters? Hell, hell riders. Yeah. No. No. I, no. I mean, I, I'm not against tattoos. I would get one, but I just don't know what, I don't know what to commit to right now. You know who would be, what would be a great tattoo for you? What? Yeah. Okay. Rocky would be so much fun. Yeah, I was thinking of that one, but I don't know about the pain, too, and where I would put it. And don't rush it. Yeah. Yeah. How about a portrait right here on your forearm? With a top hat. A top hat. Yeah. You guys hat. Are you, are you making a joke about me? It's just. That's where you get. That's, that's your spot. I'm not saying she doesn't have to do what I do, but I'm saying that you should, because it looks great. It does look great. Shook about me. Oh, you know what I'm, you know what I'm planning? Because everybody makes fun of this one. So, if I turn this into a full sleeve, all these beautiful colors, I can start to incorporate this and putting like color around it and stuff to make it more integrated. We're going to get there, guys. Towel 42 with the 50 gift. My goodness, man. Thank you. What generous souls we have here in the audience. Thank you, guys. All right. The biggest load that we've seen. This is the biggest load. Um, let me, I guess it's probably been about 30. Yeah, Dan. Uh, it's been 26 and a half. So, let me see what else. [Music] Subreddit memes of my new tattoo. Everybody likes to make fun of me. Yeah. By the way, here's the, the tattoo artist closeup of right after it was done, but just so you can get, see a better picture. There you go. That's super cool. I, I'm so impressed with how the boys it's looks so much like them, you know, and her style is she doesn't put faces on people. Mhm. Um, which I think is smart because that almost, if it's not like, like impossibly perfect, it just ruins it. It's cute how their hair is all different. Yeah. And it's so, it's so exact. So anyway, that's that. Let's see what everybody had to say about it. All nice things, I'm sure. I'm sure. Yeah. Let's see. Um, my boys, AB, Zach, Love, and Dan. This is a hideous nightmare. What are you talking about? I think you should. They're all blank. I think you should just have another artist fill it in with this. I mean, this is where it's meant to be. Yeah. Looks like I don't know where the watermelon ends. and love found on his face. You look like, like a, a Willy Wonka character. Love like. Yeah. Thanks. Thanks. He looks like Augustus. Augustus Gloop. Yeah, the blueberry. Um, Oh, wait. Sorry. There's. There's. No, that was, I think that was it. Oh, that was it. Yeah. Okay. Just one. Just one. You got out clean. Um, I also want to give a shout out to this creator. She was keeping me entertained throughout the break, and she's so funny. She just, she really just came out of nowhere. But I recommend it. Girl with a microphone. Turn up the mic. Anyone know about her? She's super smart, funny. She's been, um, she's been a great H3 warrior. She has been, you know, and, uh, it's been nice. It's been great to have see some like smart, thoughtful, uh, people who understand what's going on. And she's actually planning to do an after show. So she's doing a wrap-up show. Yeah, she's, she's, she's going to start doing her own wrap-up show. It was pretty good idea, honestly. That's cool. Um, so, but if it gets too successful, I will press, I will, uh, take legal action. So, I got to check her out. I was trying to watch yesterday on the plane, but the service was [ __ ] Yeah, she's really funny and good. Check it out. Um, also in stunning tragic news, nobody saw this coming, certainly not me. Uh, Creator Clash 3, the event that was once promised and promised again and repromised is officially canceled. I know it. I know it. What? I know it, man. Um, no. I know. How? At first, they said we're moving into LA. They said we're moving into LA, and I was immediately like, that, there's 0% chance this happening in LA, and there's about a 1% chance, 1% chance it happens at all. And, uh, then they announced it was going to be in Florida. They moved it back to Florida, I think. Yeah. And then the fighters kept dropping out one by one. Myth, Myth dropped out. Um, Dad, no, not Dad's out now, but obviously, because there's no event. Myth dropped. Freddy Wong dropped, obviously. Harley and Lena, which we knew. There was more. There was a. It felt like half the fighters were. Oh, yeah. LA Beast. LA Beast dropped out. Oh, right. I only knew about Myth because a family member had told me in Michigan. How's he doing? He must have put a lot of time into training. He's doing good. I mean, he'll probably continue boxing, you know, some other event. He's, yeah, he's really good. Mhm. He trained with one of our uncles who actually used to be a really good fighter. Park Salasi. Yeah. Nice. Someone last week joined Creator Clash. I saw. Oh, he has some, this girl Peach Jars or something. She made, she actually made this really elaborate promo video, which was the most any fighter or any agent of that whole organization did to promote the event, you know, and so this one person actually came along that cared about it, and excluding, uh, you and, and Lena, of course, and us. Mhm. But, uh, and then like a week later, the whole [ __ ] thing got canceled. Though. Shout out to Peach Jar for being the only one left. I met her at the last Creative Clash. She's very nice. That sucks. There it is. Girl with a microphone is in chat. She said, "Hi, girlies. Thank you for the shout out this weekend, Ethan. Welcome back to the whole crew. Peace and love." Thank you. "Peace and love." "Peace and love." Turn up the mic. See you at the after party. Thank you. Thank you. Um, so let me read this. We made the diff decision to cancel Creator Clash. Damn, man. All existing pay-per-view ticket holders will receive an automatic refund. No action was required. While the event won't go ahead as planned, all funds raised so far will still be donated to charity. Yeah. No [ __ ] You mean this money that Hassan raised separately directly to a to a Tiltify? Look it up. Like, what do you mean? Of course it's going to charity. You guys didn't even raise that money. Stop it right now. Have some conviction. Ian literally sat there for 10 minutes in the cuck chair and didn't even say a damn word. You want credit? I'll, you know, as much as I don't like his son, I'll give him that, man raised money for charity. A thousand percent. Yeah. Yeah. No, actually, and not to toot my own horn, and you. Yes. It was your content, frankly, that he was giving. I donated the content, right? You donated the content, and the fanbase donated the money. That money would never have been, um, would never. You're right, though. Regardless, it is several steps removed from a charity boxing event at this point. Yeah. Yeah. You know, several [ __ ] chairs removed. Uh, while the event won't go ahead as planned, all funds raised. Yeah, I read that. Thank you to all the fighters for their hard work and dedication, and to everyone who supported us over the years. We appreciate you. Yeah. Uh, you know what would be nice, Creator Clash team? If you paid the fighters back for their [ __ ] wasted time so I didn't have to be out. What was it? $12,000. Yeah, that'd be cool. They may for the ones that still remained, I guess. Uh, maybe not. What's the difference? I'm, I'm, I'm feeling like they owe you guys money just as much as anyone else, aka me at this point. Did the fighters get their money? Well, some people got paid ahead of time, like Harley. Did he get to keep that? Yeah. Well, they're not going to get it back from him. So, yeah. So, and then if somebody like Lena, and I'm sure there's a lot, a few others, um, they're not planning on giving her anything. So, A, I think a lot of these fighters not only wasted their time training, but also their own [ __ ] money. Yikes. What a mess. Jesus. Um, well, listen. Uh, there's some, some new details in this, uh, Dad video that dropped right before we went live, but we should get to that after a word from our sponsor. Yeah. Uh, just to kind of tease that a little bit, uh, Dad just dropped a video, a tell-all. Dad was their most loyal soldier. And, um, AB, A, A, I feel bad for Dad. He trained his butt off, and he really was a soldier for them. He was there for the cause all the way. And, uh, he was in all three, right? Yeah. Or was going to be in all three, I should say. Yeah. Um, anyway, thank you to Shopify. Love them. Excuse me. [Music] Well, that doesn't, that's not the money. That's a call. Thank you to Shopify for sponsoring us today. I love me some Shopify, guys. It's summer. People need stuff. Let's get your dreams going with the summer waves, guys. If you've ever dreamed of getting your own e-commerce store, working for yourself, taking a shot on yourself, you got to take a shot on yourself at least once. It may not work out. It may work out, but at least at the end of the day, you'll know that you gave it your all. And that's really what's important. That's what I told myself when I started doing this, and it was just, I, I was like, listen, I know it's unlikely that I'm going to succeed. However, I just want to know that I tried. And that's what I would recommend to anybody with a dream. Um, and a lot of people want to go into business for themselves, and you can do that with Shopify. And, uh, from the very first day that me and Ela made Teddy Fresh, we did it on Shopify, which ended up being the best decision we could have made for our business. It was immediately up and running with a beautiful, functional website, immediately accepting, uh, all payment methods, credit cards, online payments, e-payments, and, you know, from the first moment we were up, running, doing sales, and sending stuff, man, and that, that's really powerful. You know, we take this stuff for granted a little bit, but only like 10, 15 years ago, or maybe even less, you had to have a whole team of extremely expensive programmers and professionals to launch a web e-commerce website like this. But, uh, Shopify's got it all set up for you. And you can just do it one person, you know, and as you, as your business grows, you can scale up your business with Shopify all the way, just like we have. There's, there's billion-dollar companies using their platform. It's, it's that like yours. Yeah, that's right. I'm a billionaire. I feel like lately, people treat me like I'm a billionaire. I don't know why. Like when they talk. Well, Shopify certainly does, because they sent us this wonderful little statuette celebrating a million orders on Shopify. How cool is that? So, I guess if each order was on average $1,000, $1,000, which it is. That's right. Yep. $1,000 per order. That's right. Every time on average. Um, where was I? You were just talking about the wonderful benefits of using Shopify. Shopif. Oh, yeah. It scales all the way up. I mean, from the very onset all the way up to, you know, having hundreds of employees, thousands of employees, billion-dollar companies, it can handle all that. It's got this fully integrated app store. It's got this tremendous community of of, uh, Shopify programmers that can fully customize your website, your theme that you chose. Um, but, uh, it really is the best. They have the best converting checkout of any e-commerce platform. They got the best converting email follow-up default where people leave stuff in your cart, and then they automatically email them like, "Hey, did you forget this? Did you want to check out?" Boom. Done. You know, they're making money for you. And they got a great offer. What is it? Give them a shot. I'll be the judge of that. Okay. Well, here it is. And, you know, you got nothing to lose in my opinion. Turn your big business idea into big money, to independence, for new life. Shopify is on your side. Sign up for a $1 per month trial. $1 per month. Yes, sir. $1 per month trial. You can. I was skeptical, but I have to admit, that's a pretty good offer. That's pretty much risk-free. Wow. You know, like I, I've said previously, if you can't afford to lose a dollar, then you got to, you have more, you, you're not ready to start a business. Even if you can't afford to lose a dollar, I think you should probably give it a shot. Yeah, that's my point. Mhm. I think if you, if you're in this financial strain where you're like, a dollar, then like, take some time to get where you need to be, save up a few dollars. I disagree. I think you should go for it. Go for it. [ __ ] it, Max. All right. Well, anyway, it's a $1 either way. It doesn't seem like a big financial decision either way, right? $1 promote trial and start selling today at shopify.com/h3. Guys, go to shopify.com/h3. One more time for the people in back, at shopify.com/h3. Thank you so much for our wonderful sponsors over there at Shopify. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So, um, what's on the docket today? We're going to watch Dad's Creator Clash. Um, yeah, there's a couple timestamps in there for Dad's video. Um, you may end up just wanting to watch the whole thing, but the, the two most relevant timestamps. So, I'll take a look. Yeah, we'll feel it out 'cause it just came out. And then after that, I've been having most notably a feud with Taylor Lauren's, um, ongoing, and I've been having a lot of fun with it. She's really such a pathetic loser, uh, that it's, it's hard to lose, frankly, when you're in a fight with someone so, uh, bad and pathetic and dumb as she is. So, taking dubs, I'm collecting dubs. I'm putting them in my shirt pocket. I got dubs falling out my pocket. Got dubs in the. You're letting the dub under the mattress like gold bars. Um, WS. So, let's take a look here at Dad's tell-all video coming at you live. This is Kash 101 of us on this camping trip is where Ian tells me, "Hey, I'm doing another Content Cop." And I was like, "Oh, that's cool." And he goes, "Yeah, it's on Ethan." And I was like, "Ethan Klein?" And he said, "Yeah, it's on Ethan Klein." I thought, "Oh, no. Why would you do that?" The Oh, yeah. You mean the one guy who's the, the only consistent guy who's like promoting your event? The reason I was so concerned by by this Ethan and I had a very big misunderstanding for Kash 2 with our promotion for the fight. I'm not going to tell this story again. I have to hold it in the past, but like everything's fine with Ethan and I. It's all done. It's better than fine, Dad. It's better than fine. It's good. We're good. We are. I like that. I always like that, you know. I, I, I appreciate his his heart. You're very pro-Dad just in general. I've always been pro-Dad. Yeah. As a father myself. Yeah. Maybe not with your dad. He's a nice guy. I'm pro-Dad. I would like him a little better if I beat him, but he's still a good guy. A, ab, a funny guy. Passionate guy. And we've talked and we've messaged and we're all good. So when Ethan and I made up, I was so relieved. This like huge weight came off my shoulders. I was like, "Okay, I don't, I'm not at odds with somebody." Then Ian tells me before Creator Clash 3 is about to happen. Oh, I'm putting out a hit piece on Ethan Klein. And I'm thinking, "Oh my god, dude. Why are you doing this? Why are you trying to cause trouble?" Because now I'm thinking, "This is going to ruin Creator Clash 3 and I'm going to get screwed again." Yes, I can tell him I'm concerned. I truly thought it was a work. It was like a WWE promo thing where like they were going to have a fake feud. They're going to make up right before Creator Clash 3. Genius promotion. I watch a lot of wrestling though, so I probably was thinking incorrectly because that wasn't the case at all. It was a real beef. I don't keep my ear to the ground when it comes to YouTube drama. I don't know what's going on. I don't know who's mad at who, and I don't care, and I don't want to know. I wish it was back in the 2010 days and everyone was doing sketches and stupid characters. Now, now hold on. Um, Dad, I don't want to, I don't want to ruin your, your little parade on 2010 YouTube, but that [ __ ] was [ __ ] insane. Yeah. Yeah. That's, you know, let's just little rose-colored glasses. I mean, you were you were doing cool content, right? You know, you were Glozell was doing all kinds of cool cinnamon challenges and [ __ ] I love Glozell. Glozell. Green lips. Yeah. Not, not Glozell. Glozell. She's glowing. She's glowing. All right. Always. She's still eating cinnamon to this day. Yes. By the, by the soup ladle full. Should we, should we have a little throwback? You want to watch her do the cinnamon challenge? Why not? Bring it up. When was the last time you watched it? Dad reminded me to watch her so much. She was like very good friends with Colleen, so they would always vlog together. Challenge. Wait, what? Oh, this is her video. Oh, this is Peach Jars. This poor girl, she put up this video five days ago. Five days ago. You think they didn't realize that they were going to have to cancel this thing five days ago? They knew this event wasn't happening. I knew this event was happening, and I don't know anything about what's going on in the networking. But anyway, I'm, I'll show it for posterity 'cause she, you know, sure, she put a lot of work. She put a lot of work into it. Somebody got. And once again, I will continue to be the only one promoting. Uh, yeah. So, Peach Jars, which I'm not, if you happen to see this, I'm not laughing at you, Peach Jars. This is very unfortunate. This is, this just deeply unfortunate. Nice place. Is she, is she an OF thing? I, I have no idea. I don't know. Let me see. I don't want to be, I don't want to be rude and assume that. Um, P Jars OF. It's just, um, her house. Yeah, she has an OF. I think that's. Yeah, her house looks crazy nice, so I was like, "Oh, got it." I love her. You know what? Nice car, too. Good for her. Orless. She's never getting signed. Look at this. She's pathetic. No. Or [Music] This music might. I just realized what it was. Well, hold on. Is this? This might be in public domain or. Well, it's classical music though. It's Mozart, but I don't. The thing is, if it could still get claimed if it's a recent composer. Yeah, I can claim it, which is so ridiculous. That's [ __ ] stupid. It is, man. Anyway, here's she's on the whiteboard. June 7th. Nope. June 1st. Nope. Wait, she's moving to LA in June 1st. She's got Pokemon. Wait, is that Hassan or is that? Okay. No. Yeah. Okay. I almost had to, I almost had to be like, "Yo, this girl is trouble. We had to turn the." Yeah. Um, she's, yeah. Yeah. You could, you could probably play a little bit of it. Eh, [Music] so what I don't know how this connects to fighting, but [Music] you know what you have to do. Oh, so she's saying I'm, I guess the premise is I'm moving to LA in June, and who, what, which road do

I choose? Yeah. Of all the options. And she's like, "I'm going to choose." And they would, these guys would never lie to me. I'm going to go with the most reputable, trustworthy people on the internet. Creator Clash 3. Five days it took before she got screwed over. Cool, though. Little smash, uh, screen there and everything. Nope. Nope. And then she wrote, "Nope." She wrote Tampa, Florida, which everyone was like, "Oh, wait. It's back in [ __ ] Tampa." So anyway, nope. Uh, Peach Jars, honestly, at least it sounds like if they just signed her, at least she didn't spend all this time training. You know, if you scroll down, it says why it says Tampa. Wait, what? Uh, look at response to Nicholas Dioro. Go up. "I was too lazy to change it." Okay. Well, that's confusing, but it doesn't matter. Well, it doesn't matter. It does. It literally doesn't matter. You could have said Mars. Yeah. Okay. Anyway, I think she was replacing Lena. I saw she was taking Lena's place. There it is. RIP. Well, maybe. Are you still feeling like fight ready, Lena? I could maybe set it up. I don't know. I haven't been training. Yeah. And she, she looks really fit. She looks great. You're fit. You've been, you trained real hard for a long time. She's been about that mom life since Rocky, right? That's true. You're, you're on a different wavelength now. Yeah, he's been consuming all my time. Anyway, shout out to Peach Jars for. Apparently, she might have tweeted that she knew it was going to get canceled, but I guess posted it anyways. Let's see. Oh, I mean, it was a good video, so yeah, I do it, too. Really? Okay, that's all very interesting. Anyway, here's Glozella. Enough with the, the repressing. It's Glozelle. No, I don't. What? What did you say? Um, enough with the depressing demise of Creator Clash. Let's go back to the good old days. Look at that big ass [ __ ] ladle. Let's go. Who didn't see this video when it came out? I don't think anybody on this planet. Really? Everybody saw it. I never saw. That's what I'm saying. You said who hadn't seen this video. Everyone saw it. Everyone saw this video. Did you really? Of course. Did you guys hear Zack has never. I never seen this. I saw it after. I've never seen it even now. I mean, I think we watched it once before on the show, but I, I never like saw it when it came out. I remember the cinnamon challenge. Yeah. So, this was back YouTube, there was an era, which was around the time Dad's talking about, which was very cool. Videos could actually go viral. Nowadays, it's all so controlled by the algorithm, but a video like this would just go bananas and get like a 100 million views. Um, and but here it is. This is Glozella coming at you. It's Glozelle. What? Glozelle. Okay. I can't understand you guys talking. Just [ __ ] hit. Give me Glozella. Come on. All right. All right. Here go. That's a lot. [Music] Now, interestingly, this launched her career. Yeah. Oh, albeit, I guess somewhat short-lived career. She was big for a minute. Yeah, she was big for a while. She used to always say she, she was like everywhere. No, she was like the biggest name on YouTube for a minute. Yeah, it was her and Flula. Oh, yeah. Flula. He's killing it now, too. No, not no hate to Flula. I like Flula. Flula. Funny. Dad was kind of up there, too. But yeah, she put a whole bunch of cinnamon in her mouth and the rest is history. I mean, it's probably somewhat instructive that going people used to go viral for stuff like putting cinnamon in their mouth and then, you know, it would turn out that they may not be like the most talented entertainer, right? And I'm not judging Glozella because I'm not familiar with her career, but this happens a lot where people go viral for something dumb back then and then it was like, well, you think that doesn't happen now? We just got through the era of Hakua. Yeah. Well, well, to be okay. To be fair to Hakua, even despite Hakua is the Glozella of of 2024, Hakua said something funny went viral and despite the turbulence she's been through, everything is a game. She is a funny and charming person. She did a rug pull. She did she did a crypto rug like a month into. That's what I'm saying. You know, I'm, I'm obviously that's not good, right? Glozella was very charming. But before that, I, I worked with her on some random YouTube thing in like 20. You met Glozella? Yeah, I did. Glozella, fusion of green lipstick and all. Okay, hold on. Probably like peak Glozella, too. Such a big fan. Hold on. I am remembering it was kind of an annoying thing. And this is from 5 months ago. Where's all this Glozelle hate coming from? I'm just saying before y'all start running for Glozella to. I'm going to continue running all the way down. She has kids now. Love her so much. Listen. I'm listening. I'm listen. Is okay. Wanted to know she's still doing this. Okay. Hello. This blows up. Is good. Oh, I can't hate. She's sitting there with her lovely daughter, presumably. And I mean, that's wonderful. How, how many views is she getting? Yeah. You feel she looks good. She's got a family and, uh, God bless them all. But let's go back to. So this is the cinnamon, 60 million. The cup song. What's this? She did the cup song. Wait, she started from Pitch Perfect. Is I don't know what the cup song is. What's the cup song? Did you guys ever see that movie Pitch Perfect about a capella? So I have. I may have, but does anyone have a cup of coffee? Get down here. Here. I have no idea what's happening. Wait, you must have seen this. Wait, she's doing it. She's not doing it right. I Why does this have so many views? It was massive. Sure. Something silly is going to happen. Yeah, she can throw some cinnamon in her mouth, I think. Wow. And Anna Kendrick sang to it. Everyone thought it was so cool. That's awesome. And when I was in middle school, everyone learned how to do it and we would do it all the time. Thank you, AB. That's cool. I learned [ __ ] in my childhood. Nothing. Not anything this cool. Okay. Is this going somewhere? Delete the head. The lead up there. Stop talking over it. I'm just giving constructive notes from the future. I'm going to lose my mind if nothing happens. Wait, wait, wait, wait. She was so funny. I'm going to lose my [ __ ] mind if nothing happens in this video. I'm going to. Lots of things have already happened. I think I think you just, you're mad you missed out on this, uh, this trend when it was popular. Something's going to happen. It has 29 million views. This is our second most popular video. When I did it, I did it. I know how to do this. Did you see me? Yeah, I guess. Okay. See, that's proof. I did know how to do that. Okay, that's okay. We're, we're running out of time here. I think I think this is it. No shot. There's not anything going to happen. She's not going to throw cinnamon in her mouth. That was right. That was pretty right. She's running dangerously low on time, guys. [Applause] [Music] Please say something funny. Over and out. What? Something was wrong with them. I like. There you go. That, that made it all. Wait, what did she say? Something was wrong with them cops. Something, something was wrong with the cops, dude. What? Okay, I'm with Ethan. That was horrible. It's really cool that you could do it, Olivia. But that was that was at the time it was funny. I thought that video was funny. I hit it with a like back in the day. Yeah. You sound jealous, dude. Hey, me too. Even I am so sorry. I think you just missed it. Let's start it over from the beginning. Oh my god. I thought it was funny too, her trying to do it because like Olivia said, at the time everyone was was doing it or trying to do it. I didn't hear you laughing. I was my mic was off. Not like watch the episode later. You can hear me. I want to see one where she's more expressing her personality like she's talking or something. Is that, is that you breathing? Let's see. Hello. This is her fourth most popular video. 12 million. I had a wonderful time today and then I had to go to the store. And most of my songs, they're really deep. They come from a truthful place. And I like to dedicate this song to the young lady that greeted me at the store. Actually, she wasn't that young. She was about 80, 80 years old who greeted me at the store. It's really deep. You said, "How may I help you?" And then I smelt poo. Stop right now. Stop it. Stop. You stop right now. Very hard to watch. YouTube is crazy. I even checked my shoes, the burning in my eyes. Bro, I am a comedy genius. Wow. If this was your competition back then. No, because I'm just telling you the bar I'm, I've sitting here. I'm alive. I'm cooking, you know, three and a half hours every day almost for years. Okay. Well, you don't see me doing fart jokes or making slam. I never did that. People. You're watching people tell fart jokes and saying nothing's happening. Yeah. It's almost worse. I got a lot of time to kill. Okay. She does. Glozella is making 2 minute long videos. She doesn't know what it's like to kill three and a half hours. Did you get 60 million views on a video? Yeah. I don't think so. Done that. No. That's why I'm upset watching. Well, exactly. What the [ __ ] dude? Is that your breath or did you just fart? Is that your breath or what? Is that your breath or did you just fart? Is it? I want to know. Is that your breath? Oh, did you just off the cuff? You can jump. Is that your breath? Oh, did you just I smelt something foul. It must be your bowels. It's kind of demonic. You need a colonic. I don't think I'm physically cringing. I'm sorry. She seems sweet. No. Yeah, she seems sweet. Yeah. But is this one of those situations where they remixed it like like uh yell? Yeah. And then like people go back to the original to see what it's like. I don't think so. I don't think there's much to add. Hey V. You think one day when you're feeling like a little silly and you're like, how am I going to fill this space? You never once like maybe played around with some silly words. Dude, I'm not putting any on her. She's super nice. She's her daughter. She's doing videos with her daughter. God bless them. I love the family. But I'm just, I'm questioning just the era, the comedy, uh, era because I literally am like a comedy genius here. I'm like Shakespeare, basically, compared to this. You're not. And that's no offense. It's just what people, their pallet has gotten more advanced, more seasoned. The bar has raised, you know, and and it's like I'm Shakespeare. You're right. You're very sophisticated with your humor. Yeah. You are the bard of comedy. You're even want to call me Shillot, don't you? Dan, excuse me. No, I would never. Yeah, I see where your head's at. That's exactly where you go when I'm Jew mentioned Shakespeare. There was a funny thing with Trump. He said he said, uh, Shillock, and then ADL got mad or something funny. Who the [ __ ] Like, I, I know he's old. I guess it's just that he's old, but like I think he. I've only ever heard somebody call somebody a Shillock as like a joke. I'll be honest. I don't know what that is. I don't think I've ever heard that in my life. It's a. It's a Jewish. It's like a very old, like anti-Semitic thing to to call somebody. It's from the Merchant of Venice. Yeah, he's a, he's a Jewish character in a Shakespeare play that's like very, uh, stereotypical European anti-semitism caricature. Basically, I made a, this is on the topic of Jew jokes. I was down in Palm Springs with my grandmother and we were eating and I made a Jew joke in front of fellow Jews and it went right over their head. I thought it was funny. What was it? We were eating in a Chinese restaurant and like I lean over and I'm like, "Man, it's like Christmas in here." No one got it. Immediately got it. Yeah, it's like, kind of funny, right? Well, that's why. Why did they get it? What age were they? Every. They were like in their 80s, but they just like looked at me like, "What?" I don't get it. I'm sorry. Well, you're not. Yeah. You're not Jewish, right? It's on Christmas. Chinese restaurants are open. Exactly. And the Jews go out and they eat Chinese food. It's like dabbing up like the Chinese are open and the Jews are open and we found common ground. They were Jewish so I assume they would understand it. Right over their head. I thought it was funny. A bunch of Shillocks. Bunch of shocks. A bunch of Shillocks. God damn. What? They fight over the bill after almost. Anyway, back to this. Is that your breath? Somebody in the chat said that she has wacky aunt energy and, um, and I agree and that makes it all okay. I want to know. I want to know. Is that your breath or did you just breath or did you just everyone is your breath or did you just fart? How may I help you? Your breath smell like poo. I looked all over. I'm curious what the comments are like. Check my shoes. Is that your breath? Or did you just fart? Is that your breath? Oh, did you just fart? Over and out. Love you. Oh my god. Was she getting love in the comments? Hello. This is your question. What are the comments like on a video like this 12 years on? They're going to be like, "Here in 25. I'm back. Yeah, I'm back in 23 after all these years. So nostalgic. Remember my sister showing me this when we were kids?" I mean, yeah, I could see you for if you're like 12, killed sweet, probably around Olivia. I'll show this to my Eli. Show this to Teddy and tell me if he laughs. What year did this come out? I'm. This is from 15 years ago. What year is that? 2019. 2009. I was 10 years old. What year is it? Same year. I was 17. That was when Oasis played their last concert. And now they're back. Baby Glozelle, it's time. They going to come on stage for a comeback. She going to come on stage with the Gallagher brothers. Yeah. I'm looking for the green lip videos. Here. Here was one. Here. Ice bucket challenge. I shouldn't be. I don't know why I'm spending so much time on Gazelle. I don't know. What are you doing? Really? I don't. Oh, wow. I love this video. Wait, was there a cut in that? It's a different person, wasn't it? Yeah. What? What are you talking about? No, her wig. For real? For real. That h that's what happened in this video. That's. Oh [ __ ] You can see it. You're right. [Music] Um I can't really. I don't. That was funny because they just went crazy hard on her. That's good. That's good stuff, dude. Look at that. Was 30 seconds. It was straight to the point. Well, that's it. Her outro is longer than the video. Holy [ __ ] Intro and outro. What? Yeah, her intro and outro. I think the outro and intro is like 70% of the video. Yes. Yeah. But she's still, she's still going. So, good for her, actually. And do you remember when people used to do that, Ethan? When they would add just black screen to the end of their videos for the 10 minute for to hit the 10-minute mark. Wow. Did that different times. All right. I did that to my Counter-Strike videos back in the day. Enough about, uh, Oh, apparently inhaling cinnamon into the lungs is a big concern. It's really unsafe, apparently. Okay, so don't do that. Let's do a PSA. Don't do the cinnamon challenge, people. And and by the way, YouTube back then. I know you were thinking about it in 2025 doing the cinnamon challenge. I was thinking about it when I saw it. Yeah. But YouTube has had like a whole playlist. They're like, "Everybody's doing the cinnamon challenge. Everybody's doing the bear spray challenge." It's funny cuz a lot of these challenges had like resurgences on, uh, TikTok. True. Yeah. I think I saw the cinnamon challenge. Actually, I did the cinnamon channel in my car, car a couple years ago and it got really messy. Oh, true. Yeah, they'll breathe it in. Anyway, back to Dad. And we lived in similar times watching someone talk about a Game Boy. Dad sent me on a we're crazy tangent. Advanced game. I will say if you're new here, please subscribe and check out my new talk show. that's filmed here and this television studio. Top-of-the-line production quality going on in here and I love doing it. You can be an audience member. You can call in and you can talk to me and be on the show. So Ian and I are walking around getting firewood and he's like, "Yeah, I like how the Ethan said a bunch of stuff about me." No, go watch Dad and support him. Yeah, maybe. I mean, he's a funny guy. He's probably good. Yeah. Ana, it can't be worse than whatever we just saw. Stop. Stop. I'm being nice to Glozella. It's not personal. It's just 15 years. Things have changed. Step off Glozelle's neck, Ethan. I'm not standing on her neck. I'm just saying. Just stop. I think maybe. Oh, really? Olivia, is that a fart or did? Is that your breath or did you just fart? I don't like it. I But I'm not going to talk about it. Is that your breath or did you? Okay, sorry. It's for children. I'm gonna tell you to make Teddy watch it. Maybe you were just putting too much effort into your videos at the time. Maybe that. Yeah, you overshot it. Yeah, you're try-hard loser. Somebody message Ela and tell her send her the link and. Okay, the kids are at summer camp. When I don't know when they get home, but pull them, pull them out. Yeah, home early. They need to come home. And I need to respond to them, so I'm going to make a content cop. He puts the thing out and he screws every single person. He screws real good. Touring. All the business professionals who are making this event with him. He screw screws me. He screws every other boxer. Everyone was screwed from Ian's dumb video because he couldn't. Thank you, Dad, for saying what had to be said. Despite being the ultimate team player, you really went to bat for them all the way till the end, man. And again, I'm surprised. He's a loyal guy. He's a good guy. You know, they pushed him too far. Yeah. The, you know, villain, the people tremble when the good guy gets pushed too far. The devil gets chills. The devil gets chills. The man is definitely a showman. He, he was going all out even at that recent charity thing. He was having me and Brett punch him and like he's like, "No, you could actually punch me." Like, bro, it's a little personal with me. You really want me to really do. Okay. Can you imagine that I was the biggest donator, the only person that supported them on that charity event and they made still made that video? I mean, I know it probably wasn't connected, but it's like the writing's on the wall a little bit. Yeah, it's definitely in better hands. Shut up. Oh, it's not. You ruined it. There's no hands that could have saved this. King Midas couldn't have turned this into gold. Wow. Nice. You know, nice. Jesus couldn't turn this water into wine. Okay. Yeah. Wait two months. And here's the thing. I'm not going to tell someone what to make. Even though I don't like drama and negative content, it's not my place to do that. So, I chose not to do that. At some point after the content cop video, my friend Yoda talks to me and says, "All this crazy stuff's going on with Ethan from H3. Child services is being called on him. He's getting human skulls mailed to his house." I didn't know what any of that was about. But I felt bad for him because it sounded insane. So I went to an H3 live stream and donated $20 and left a comment to try and say something positive. I also said, "Oh, that's nice that I remember him doing that." And I was like, "That's really nice that I'm going through this really hard time and I appreciate any creators voicing their support for me." That was really kind. I bet I wonder what happened as a result. I was bummed about the content cop video and confused on how to move forward. Now, I'd like to clarify why I did this. I could have just. Let me read it. It says, "Hey guys, I've heard about the stuff going down. I feel for you. Really hope everyone feels as goo as they good as they can. Hope everyone makes it out sane and good luck, Lena. This whole thing is a bummer for all. It's weird that he put that out. I feel confused, too." Oh, so he he made a follow-up comment or or I guess just a chat. Mhm. So, an the watchful eye of Ana sees the hall. Is she busy running a failing, uh, a failing and much needed attention event? No, she's she's policing what Nathan does in my chat. No [ __ ] loser. Because I am unhinged. Oh yeah. DM'd Ethan on Instagram to say, "Hey, I hope you're doing well." But I hadn't talked to him in like a year and I didn't know if he was going to respond to me. Also, I really wanted to publicly say, "Hey, this video is kind of weird in a simple way." I thank you, Lena. I mentioned that he made a really sweet gesture. He reached out. He's like, "Hey, just so you know, um, I hope you don't mind that I'm going to be fighting in this event. I. It's nothing personal against you." And I was like, I appreciate you saying that because like he put you all in a really weird spot and I think it's totally reasonable for anyone in the event to be like, hey, just so you know, me being in this event is not an endorsement of this. Which they act like they act so obtuse. They go, "What does one have to do with the other?" And it's kind of what Harley's been trying to explain to them, which they won't hear, is that when he does this charity event with Hassan, he's making he's marrying the event to this beef that we have and choosing a side. And they make it pretty clear here, by the way, when how they react to Nathan being nice to me. God forbid. I said, "We're all kind of confused by this." I was sharing the sentiment of a few fighters that were genuinely confused as to why Ian and Ana made this video when we all have an event coming out. So, all the fighters had been very quiet and were like afraid to talk about things. So, I thought if I made this donation, I could say in a sort of friendly way, "Hey, yeah, we kind of think this is weird. Hopefully, it all blows over." I wasn't trying to insult Ian or Ana, but I was just addressing the obvious that yes, this is awkward now. I'm sorry. And I felt that was not an unfair thing to do. Then the next day, Ana texts me a screen grab of my donation and she says, "Is this real?" Ana took that as I was, "Is this real?" As if she. What the [ __ ] Is it really that unbelievable that he would say, "I'm confused and anyway, I hope you're doing okay from CPS." It's downright shocking. This is a downright violation of our trust. And it proves to me that she does think that everyone fighting apparently is endorsing them and against me, including, by the way, my own [ __ ] crew, me mate. Right. Well, let's let's hear what how demented. Let's hear what she said. Let's hear what she said. Then is supporting her enemy that she has chosen. By the way, Ethan and Adri are not my enemy. So then she makes me feel guilty and bad for what I thought was a nice thing. And she says, "Oh, I can't believe you would do that. I'm 44 freaking years old. I. This is childhood high school garbage." Yeah. What the heck are you doing? I was texting Yoda, my friend, about this. I don't know who Yoda is, but I [ __ ] with it. He watches the show. Altoid Yoda. He's very nice guy. Jedi Lieutenant Yoda. Altoid Yoda. Altoid. I thought great guy. I love Altoid. I love Yodas. Great guy. Love Yoda just as a character, too. Fantastic character. I love, uh, Baby Yoda, too. And I even I love Yogurt. The parody Brooks parody. It's kind of a good like name for your child. Yoda. It's kind of in. It's kind of cool. Child Yoda. I mean, baby Yoda. I don't know. I think it's cool. Nate. Nate. Are you? You thinking about changing the name? No, I like her name right now. Oh, okay. Yeah. She won't remember. So, now's a good time. I mean, it sounds like the Castanza Soda thing. Like, it's the same. So, I like Soda. You like that name, soda? I do. You would name a child? I genuinely thought about naming my child Soda. That's insane, bro. Because one, I like it and two, I love Seinfeld. That's. That'd be [ __ ] awesome. Why? Soda. I thought it was kind of a cute name. It's like Michael Jackson naming his son Blanket. That's crazy. No, it's not. Blanket's weirder. No, it's not. So, the same soda is kind of like a cute. It's almost like a cute name. Blanket sounds. I mean, it is kind of works, right? Would you, if you had another boy, would you name him Seven? Middle name. No, seven. I was never in on seven. We're never in on just Soda. Yeah, it's just a number. Yeah, Mickey Mandel's number. Guys, just remember, okay, that when I revealed Bruce's name, there was lots of tisks and everybody was like, "Oh, that one I never understood. I was I was I'm pro Bruce." Now, everybody looks at that child and says, "What a great name." There you go. You won. You won. Actually, speaking of which, uh, I was present for a historic day, uh, at the barbecue at your house the other day because I don't know if you caught this, but while we were there, is just based on his reaction, you can tell me if I'm wrong here, but Teddy seemed to have discovered for the first time that Bruce is Batman's name. Yeah. That many times. Okay. Well, he acting like he had heard the information from. I call him. I always call him young master Bruce, right? But they don't know the reference, but yeah. No, it was very, it was very exciting. There was a lot of hype. Yeah, that's Batman's name. That's Batman's real name. That's Batman's real name. Mom. Mom. So, I didn't see that, but it's good. He's process. He must be just process. It just. It hit it. He's [ __ ] awesome. Have you guys ever played that game celebrity where you? Yes, we played it together. But or the one where you can speak instead of you don't do like charades. Yeah, I am a celebrity. Slay. Okay. So, when I picked up a name, it said Bruce Wayne. And at the time, I had no idea who that was. And this game works. Like, you have to use your words to tell everybody. So, I could have said Batman's real name had I known that. But, I just sat there in silence for 60 seconds because I didn't know who Bruce Wayne was. Wait, when did this happen? Well, I don't know, like a year and a half ago. Know who the [ __ ] Bruce Wayne is? That's unacceptable. I didn't. I not the full name. Like maybe if you because you named Bruce Bruce and you had talked about it, I could probably get the first name. But like both names together, I was like, surely Batman doesn't have a first and last name. I guess Clark Kent, like Bruce Wayne is such a great name. Also like Batman's not even magic. I also learned that, which is really confusing for me. That's why he's so awesome. He's just a person, dude. He can't do any tricks. First of all, he's an incredible fighter. He's the greatest superhero ever. He's the best detective that ever lived. What is his suit helpful for? He's super smart and his. Well, his suit is like bulletproof and it's got all these contraptions. He can make him. He can fly. He can he can grappling onto [ __ ] All right, I think we know our next movies we're going to. That's why Batman is so great. This man fought Superman, Olivia. He fought Superman his ass. And and and he's just a man. They fight each other. Yes. Why? Batman versus Superman. Aren't they supposed to both be good? Complicated. They didn't become friends yet. There was become friends. Yeah, they they team up. They they form the Justice League and that's who Thanos fights. Yeah. Uh, different. That's Marvel talking about DC. It's two different franchises. Oh, no. Wait. This post is horrific. This is. Yeah. Every time you think of this. With all due respect, leaving a theater at night when dressed up like this when you have a son named Bruce is extremely irresponsible and bad parenting. Oh my god. 15. Wait, what is this picture from? It's from our live show by. The Dolby Dolby. Yeah, I dressed like that. Yeah. Yeah. Mhm. We all did the Steamies. Oh, right. The Steamies, right? That thing. That's. That's very funny. Yeah. I need to be very careful. Well, I'm not dressed like that anymore. I survived. Well, you just started wearing suits. Oh my god. You don't know. Well, I'm going to assume. No, let me tell you exactly what happened. I can tell you Batman's dad was wearing a suit. He left the theater and he was killed. You can stop right there. Yeah. And it's not just Bruce was at the theater with his parents. I'm incredible at reading subtext. Do you want to know or not? Sure. Yeah. I mean, young Bruce Wayne was with his parents at the theater. Little Bruce Wayne. They were watching a show. I don't know if this is. I don't know if this is canon or if it was just in the movie, but there there happens he has a phobia against bats. He fell into a bat when he was a kid. He fell into a well when he was a kid full of bats and he developed a phobia of bats. Was he bit? No, he just got scared. So. Oh, they did nothing to him. Excuse me, can I finish? And so they're in the theater and there's a part with bats and he gets scared. His dad is a very loving and attentive father, his parents. So they take him out to. They're also very wealthy, which explains why they would leave a very expensive theater performance just because the kid was throwing a [ __ ] tantrum over some bat on the [ __ ] stage. They ended up getting killed in the [ __ ] alleyway as a result. Do you hate Batman? Can I finish the story? Give show, please put some respect on the man. He's done a lot for Gotham. So, they leave this theater out of out of care for his for his sweet boy, his only child. But Gotham is such a mess. It's such a, um, [ __ ] up city. And he's one of the only people that's been trying to clean up the city, by the way. He's Batman's dad. Yeah. And, um, there's just like a crap. Yes. He's a, he's famous. Dan, do you not know this? Yeah. I don't. I guess I don't really know that. His dad was like a famous philanthropist. He was like trying to clean up the city. It was in Joker. It was in Joker. Got it. That was the irony that he was killed by a vagrant. Okay. So, some like drug addict. It's a guy named Joe Chill. Joe Chill, which was a we I think you find out was a henchman of Joker. Is that canon? I Joe Chill's canon. His backstory changes. I don't. I think it's canon that they a lot of their work was with like medical stuff like they they did a lot of stuff with, uh, education and medical related. So we're talking about the assassin. H yeah, the assassins. Anyway, the guy who kills him, he goes, he sticks them up. Olivia. Okay. And he says, "Give me everything you got." And Bruce Wayne's dad, again, being calm, intelligent, um, attentive. He says, "It's okay. Don't panic. Don't point the gun at them. Take everything we have." And he was walking slowly towards him to protect the mom and son. But the guy freaks out, kills the mom and dad. And Bruce, young Bruce Wayne's witness their death. Oh, that's why he's raised by his butler. By his. He has a butler. They're very wealthy. It's such a great. It's such. He's the best. That's devastating. It is. I think he also says, "You ever dance with the devil on a moonlight night?" That was the Joker version. Well, in the, the Michael Keaton Batman, which is my favorite Batman. I don't think that's canon. That doesn't even make sense. The Joker killed him. Like, it doesn't make any sense. A kid at the time. Yeah. No, it that was a that was a goof for that one. I don't. They pull up the pull up the frames, Dan. What's the canon? Huh? Ask Chet BT what's the canon for the death of of his dad. Well, I canon to what? There's so many different. This story gets retold and rebooted over and over and over again. Well, I'm sure the original author, however they wrote it, you know what I mean? Okay. What. What is the question? What is the. Just say what's the canon. The canon telling of the how Bruce Wayne's parents died. How Bruce Wayne's. And then the part you're going to love, Olivia, he has this deep phobia of bats and he's so traumatized as a kid. He he determines himself that he he has to release fear. He can no longer be afraid. And that's why he embraces the one thing he fears the most and becomes the one thing he fears the most. And that's how he becomes the Batman named Joe. Canon. It has to be. I don't think it is. Dan's about to tell us. I asked for what the canon. They said they were murdered in a mugging gone wrong, often by a criminal named Joe Chill. His name was actually Joe Chill. Yeah, he wasn't that chill though. I guess. Chill, dude. Yeah. Uh, sometimes Chill is portrayed as a random thug. Other times he's working for the mob or even the Court of Owls. What's that? I don't know. Secret society. Is that Carmine Falconee? It's the Court of Owls. The Court of Owls are secret society, dude. Come on. They control Gotham. All right. Anyway, listen. I survived the night. Although, and then Bruce Wayne's parents were oddly dressed just like this. Like, it's actually insane. Although she had a pearl necklace, I think not. Whatever. Right. So, do you would you like to learn more about Batman or you're good? Yeah, always. Uh, maybe not today. I think that I, I've got enough for the day. Okay. Who do you think? Unless you want more. Well, who do you think the best Batman is? I'm going to tell you without a doubt. It is Christian Bale. No question. Wow. No question about it. It's not even a no question situation. He is Batman. I mean, as much as I love Edward Cullen, I agree. Keaton isn't coming into this discussion at all. He might come back through. He's in going to be in another one, right? So, he might come through. I don't know. I haven't seen enough. I liked his portrayal. It just wasn't enough. I like Keaton. I think Keaton's my Batman. No, he's not, dude. He's [ __ ] awesome. He was good, but that whole movie is just a silly goof movie. I, the I, the second one Batman Returns with with the Penguin and Catwoman. That movie's [ __ ] awesome, dude. He's badass as [ __ ] dude. He doesn't even look like a like a. He looks like someone's dad. That bad man cuz he was wearing Jordans. He's wearing Jordan sixes. Yeah, he is. Yeah, that's funny. Christian Bale was born for that role, man. Yeah, he he was insanely good. But just when I think of Batman, I think of Keaton. Are we just going to pretend that he wasn't doing that voice the whole time? No, that part was. Well, no, he was doing it on purpose. He didn't want people. He was doing it on purpose. Yeah, it's [ __ ] dude. It's dumb. Kind of dumb. He kind of had to. Where is she? He has a little bit of a list. Where? Rachel, they probably could have done that part better. Yeah. Yeah. He was. He was fine or or more than fine. He was great as Bruce Wayne, but as Batman. Well, if you're get like, think about it. If you're scared for your life and someone starts, you're not going to think it's silly. You're gonna be scared as [ __ ] You have the luxury of them comfortably in the theater with popcorn and snacks. Maybe if I offer them a lozenge, they'll calm down and stop threatening. Well, he's hiding his voice. What do you want to do? Like this sort of around here. He's hiding his voice. What do you want this? Oh, so tell me, where is she? Where's Rachel? Where is she? Where's Rachel? Yeah, that's not intimidating anybody. What is this? Minnie Mouse. No, this is Costco, guys. Now, hey, where's Rachel? Daffy Duck. All right, let's keep going. This is Dad's Minute, not Batman, right? Think I'm going to walk. I can't. We not dealing with her. I can't do this right now. Let me go back cuz we're. I'm missing the the the good part of. What the heck are you doing? I was texting Yoda, my friend, about this and I said, "I think I'm going to walk. I can't believe I'm not dealing with her. I can't do this right now. I almost quit when she called me because Harley was out. I was talking to Harley. Harley was talking about frustrations. I was saying, "Yeah, Ana just called me." She tells me, "This really hurts us." Oh [ __ ] he's got multicam. By the way, I want. He just cut to another camera. Very nice. I was saying, "Yeah, Ana just called me." By the way, I'll say this. Um, I really like the his presence. He's standing. He's dominating the space. He's really owning the stage. Okay. Yeah, I agree. She tells me, "This really hurts us that you would say this because in the donation I said, "I don't. This is really confusing for I am sorry, but [ __ ] you. You chose to make this insane video and now you're going to tell anyone else who's, by the way, expressing sympathy for something horrible that happened to me unrelated to your dumbass. um that this hurts you. What a [ __ ] psycho. And I know I'm not going to say names, but I know that she was yelling with multiple people, people that she likes, people that she was on the phone with. She was on the phone with these creators, and she was yelling and berating lots of people. I have feelings. Yeah, I'm sure. I'm not sure he has feelings. All of us. I don't know why they put that video out. It hurts you that I said I'm confused why you're ruining the event. What are you talking about? It hurts you more that you put your your video out. What about him? It hurts him that you made that dumb [ __ ] video. What do you mean being upset about it? Oh, I burned a building down. Now everyone's complaining and it really hurts me that everyone's complaining about my fire I caused. What the heck are you talking about? Yes, Dad. She acted surprised. Dad, thank you. I'm so glad. This is so cathartic for him. I, I can see. I can see that. I'm so proud of you, Dad, for [ __ ] saying your [ __ ] Speaking on your [ __ ] man. You know, unbelievable. I made that comment on the H3 stream when she said, "But Ian told you he was making that video on the camping trip, but just because he told me." Yeah. So what? I confid it in you. You're not allowed to be nice to Ethan ever again. The [ __ ] He was making a dumb video. Doesn't mean I should just automatically be okay with it because I heard about it beforehand. I can still think it's a dumb idea to put out when you're simultaneously putting on an event that's supposed to be non-political and not and which by the way has one of Ethan's crew members in it who's being promoted as like heavily promoted as like the main fighter. Yeah, she they're still unwilling to contend with the fact that this was maybe a bad miscalculation. You know why it's snark brain? They are so snarkrained. They spend all day on snark getting hyped up by the most unhinged psychopaths. So much so that Ana is planning on coming back and streaming. She's actually deluded herself into thinking that people actually are interested in her. And, um, well, I am interested in you, Ana. I promise you that. But not in the way that you want. Yes. Here's the thing, Ana and Ian. as you've lost everything. Your credibility, your event, your friends, your financial security. [Music] I. No, you don't. Okay. Well, sure. I just want you to know I want you guys to know something. I win. You lose. You lose everything. You came after me. your best friend. You called me a racist. You said that I'm hallucinating anti-semitism. You came out of nowhere to back someone who's been running a harassment campaign against me and my family, my wife, who's endorsed Bannon. You came and you swung at the king. And you know what they say when you swing at the king, Dan? I'm confused. Who's the king? I am. Oh. And do you know what they. Yeah. Okay. Well, it's not that funny. People in back are laughing. It's not that funny. Yes. What do they say when you swing at the king? What? You best you best not miss is the the saying. I'm still. So, you're the king in this analogy. Yes. Clearly. What are you the king of exactly? I don't know. This street, this game. Okay. This podcast. Yeah, this podcast. From the king. You swung at me and you [ __ ] missed big time. And guess what? Yes. I've never been betrayed like this in my whole life by someone I cared about this closely. You. And then you had the audacity to come and make another video and justify CPS call. You endorse Snark. You live Snark. Again, you you are elevating, disgusting, hateful people who have spent their time harassing me and my family. I look, look at me. This is me. I win, you lose. And you can. You will continue to lose. And I'll tell you why. Because I'm not done. I'll never be done. I will never be done with you. That's how much you've betrayed me and how much I want you to know how much you lose and I win. Do you understand, Ana? And I'm not even talking to Idubbbz anymore. He. He's insignificant. He's gone. Ana, you're the one. You're coming center stage. You're going to start streaming now. I want you to understand something. Yes. [Music] [Music] I am never going to be done. I will never be even that mean. I will talking about them being interested in them being, you know, I'm I'm fascinated by everything they're doing, right? The streaming, the whatever, the the events. You just mean you're never done making fun of them. Never. Excuse me, piece of crap. I'm going to be like, I'm just saying, and this is for the audience too, because I want you guys to know there will never be a point when I will say to myself, "Okay, it's time to move on from this." I want you to know that you dropped that [ __ ] video when I was live and you thought you were cute. You thought you were clever. You really had me. You came at me with the laziest slop. The shittiest slop that you got my haters running around the internet talking about I'm right and you're wrong. You have managed to galvanize support for me, which is something I have not been able to do for myself. So, thank you. [Music] But I want you to know just how [ __ ] badly you lose. You lose everything. You lose in every conceivable way. You know, in what way have you not lost? And I'm going to make another prediction. Now that Ian is down and out, he's lost everything. He's no longer a respected creator. I don't even think he. I don't even think he's a creator anymore. I don't think anyone gives a [ __ ] Like, after his content copy made about me that got like 7 million views, good. He made.

Another video about concern trolling that got like 250,000 views. Nobody [ __ ] cares about you, bro. You're not funny. You're talentless. You're a total hack. No, you know, you have a paywalled podcast that you do for 30 people, right? I'm g pull. Let me see how this did. Thanks. Okay, so it's up to so one month it's up to 7470. Now listen, I'm not a mathematician, but one video a month at 470 without a sponsor, you need another job. This is not even your full-time job. Right. Um, so yeah, you lose, you lose. [ __ ] you both scum, you know. Wow. Yeah. So hopefully Ana really kills it on streaming because other than that, I think you guys I'm going to see you guys at Home Depot here pretty soon. [Music] You're gonna be you going to be helping me looking for light bulbs at Home Depot, which is respectful, respectable work. I think that that's probably a good gig. They pro I think they have good health insurance options. I think I think the hours are kind of [ __ ] but um the work can be fun if you care about hardware and stuff. Tells me they don't have options. Oh, I was making a prediction. Now that Ian has lost everything, he is I'm being serious. Oh, okay. He's lost everything. Uh-huh. And now you see Ana sad posting about how I think this is a Let me pull this up. I'm going a little bit out of order, but where's the an the recent Ana cake post? I'm going to pull that up. This This is part of my evidence. Uh, and obviously they're obviously Jewish. So, my prediction is she's going to slowly start putting these breadcrumbs that maybe their marriage isn't that great. And it's not her fault either, by the way. It's Ian's fault. He didn't remember her birthday. He didn't get her a [ __ ] cake. Wowee. Imagine posting this. She has the same birthday as me, which, God help me. So, she posted this 10 days after her birthday. Ian randomly showed up with a belated birthday cake. I've been eyeing this for weeks now. There's so many things here. I have to say one. Wait. Oh, see, you haven't seen this, Dan. Oh, I No, I don't really care about Ana, if I'm being honest. But this is funny. Well, sure. Yeah. No, it is funny. And that's that's my aim is to make it enjoyable. Even if you don't care about her. So, she's been Well, first of all, who eyes a birthday cake for weeks? There's a lot going on here. Okay, that's just sad and weird to begin with. And then why did he buy you a cake 10 days late? And then why did you post this? This is the saddest mopiest. It makes you look mopey and it makes Ian look pathetic. And also this cake is [ __ ] psychotic. It's just whole canned peaches. Whole canned peaches. One slice of dragon fruit. This doesn't make any sense. Why were you eyeing this one? There were better cakes to eye. Why were you eyeing this even? I don't like why that's only half the cake. Like the fruit should be more fruit. Yeah, you're right. That cake sucks. It doesn't make any sense. Why are you eyeing this one? You don't have You raise your standards, girl. No wonder you're married to Ian. Ian is this cake. You shouldn't have settled, man. Oh god. Reportedly, um, no. Um, what's his boxing coach's name? It reminds me of something he told us. Michael Briggs. Great guy. I love those two. Um, he's he told an anecdote about how they were all in a car together. And Ana said, "My mom always said two things for my husband. One, make sure they're Muslim. And two, make sure they're um rich." Well, at least I got one of them. And it makes me think that um then it turns out I the standards were not good. The standards were not good. I mean, and then like, yeah. Is this a two-week-old cake or I think what happens is this is people said it's from some grocery store and I think they probably just keep a cake like this out at all times. I'm assuming they might remake it every every day or something or it was on sale. That would explain why Ian bought it. He sounds like he's the cheapest [ __ ] alive. But like the layers of pathetic. You've been eyeing this. No. [ __ ] me, man. I don't even remember. So anyway, my So this is I think the breadcrumb she's laying. I She's going to leave him. She's going to leave him within a year from this post. Determined. I've been right about everything else I've said so far. I mean, unfortunately, that is somewhat true. Within a year, Ana is going to leave Ian. I mean, it could be. She is starting to lay the breadcrumbs. That's Yeah. I mean, I guess that's not the biggest stretch. They don't seem like happy people, you know. Well, no. And she's takes aside. She is a complete and I listen, I hate this phrase. I've avoided using this my the whole time but like it it sucks that everything it sucks to admit that in this case everything people seem to have thought and said about her is apparently true and she is a succubus and she's gotten everything she can get out of Ian and he's he has totally he's a husk of a man. I mean, you can see it, you know, she he's basically just she's puppeteering him. And, you know, I guess in one in one final uh Hail Mary to try to ingratiate herself to Hassan's circle for her upcoming streaming career. She has completely destroyed any credibility that Ian has left. Within a year, she's going to divorce uh Ian. And you will continue to see breadcrumb posts from her like this. Oh, Ian didn't remember my birthday, man. It's like a I'm trying to compliment him. Oh, he's so sweet. But also, the subtext is that he didn't remember my birthday and he couldn't even buy me this [ __ ] cheap weirdass cake. So, this is my prediction. Your birthday doesn't matter that much. is not that most important. The fanfiction replies to this are insane. It's Dude, it's your post. Like, there's This says everything. I'm so sorry that you want to pretend like you posting a picture saying I didn't get this cake from my cheap, pathetic, stinky breath shits his pants husband. The only thing that would make him like .5 hotter is if like he [ __ ] his breath didn't stink all the time. Girl, find yourself a man whose breath don't stink. Even you deserve that. Find yourself a man who doesn't [ __ ] his pants on a daily basis, you know? Or at least put on some Depends, man. Like if you [ __ ] yourself and you have a condition, I'm not going to judge you because we all have things that we deal with. But at least put on some panty liners or I don't know, do men wear panty liners? Panty liners or Depends for grown-ups so that you don't she don't have to wash your dirty whites. Bro, I don't know. It's just my advice as a as a career as a caring, attentive husband. I I have thoughts, man. Yeah. So, I'm going to be watching you guys and I'm going to be loving every minute of it. And uh I want you guys to know that everything bad that happens to you, I want to be here laughing and giggling and smiling ear to ear. Jacob says, "Can't believe you all share a birthday." I know. It's so cursed, bro. It's so cursed. It's a weird birthday. I have not met a lot of people with that birthday. I feel like it's a rare birthday. No. No. If that makes sense. I think it's rare. I think it's it's a rare date. Late June, early July, the like the most active is June 24, June 25. June 25. 25. The internet says born on the 25th, but they're wrong. Such a weird date. Yeah, it's also the day Michael Jackson died, ironically enough. I You think that I would have remembered that, but I don't remember that he died on my birthday. See, what's the popular birthday from God for you? You know, three people with that birthday. Are you serious? Yeah. Tamara uh says she knows three people with that. Are are they cool? You just got owned, dude. One of them. She says one of them is only one. [Music] Tough crowd. Are you including me in that? Three. No. She knows four. You're [ __ ] owned, dude. Just four people. That's astronomical. Yeah, that's Lelay. Incredible. Same birthday. What? Lelay Ponds has the same birthday. I love her. And George Michael. Jordan Michael George Michael, dude, George Michael, never gonna dance again. Lele Lele Ricky Jerves Carly Simon. Oh, Ricky Jerves shares a birthday with me. Linda Cardellini, Angela Kinsey. Angela from the office. Oh, you know, it's a it's a it's a birthday for silly pranksters. Silly funny pranksters. The Kembbe Mum Matumbbo, dude. Matumbbo. Yeah, bro. Sounds like everyone has this birthday. Yeah, bro. It sounds like a super [ __ ] common birthday. I've never met anyone else. Super common. But yeah, me and Ana are we share a birthday. Anyway, back to dad who's having a great moment here. Not tied to any drama. Looks like Homer. Now, at this point, he does the yellowing. The yellow. It's Oh [ __ ] you're right. That's funny. Oh man. Talking about is how Creator Clash is failing and it's a disaster. So, I thought in order to combat Wait, what is with his house? I just realized he just has empty He just has paintings that are yellow. I think that's part of the This is his set, he said. Oh, it's a set. Yeah. Oh, okay. I mean, it might be in his house, but Springfield this point online, all anyone is talking about is how Creator Clash is failing and it's a disaster. So, I thought some of this swayers and maybe put a positive spin on all this and get people motivated to support the event, I thought I would go on Keemstar's podcast. And Keemstar has an audience who actually watches YouTube. Honestly, somebody should because as much as they might hate Keemstar, he has an audience and he is influencing how people feel and think about this event. And by the way, I'm pretty sure that he was probably going to go and be involved like me. He was going to be promoting, talking about potentially going to this event. So, it makes a lot of sense and it is good outreach for dad to get involved. Somebody's got to [ __ ] do something. You know, YouTube poses just want to sit at home, alienate everybody, and then just expect the event to go off without a hitch to boxing. But before I could go on the podcast, Ian saw a thumbnail Keem posted with my face on it saying I was going on his podcast. So Ian calls me and says, "We'd rather you not go on his podcast." Bro, get a life. Why are you entitled to control? What? And this even goes back to the Froggy Fresh. Yeah. Uh Froggy Fresh. Froggy Tonic. Froggy Fresh is the best. That's the fighter. Who's the Hold on. No. Froggy Fresh is the guy who got kicked off. You're suing her, right? Huh? The girl that you're suing? Froggy. That's Casey Tron. No. What is happening? He's making Oh, Froggen. Froggen. Oh, okay. I got to find Froggy. You've been gone for too long, man. Got everything. Froggy never did anything. Froggy Fresh was the guy who got kicked out for training with Sam High. Oh, okay. No, I'm Yeah, I'm confused not to. I meant No, no, no. That's Froggy. No, that's Froggy. I just need to know Funky Frog Bait is a good Froggy. That's all I There's too many frogs. I understand who's been in the chat. Seems like a nice guy. Got kicked out. Froggy for training with Sam Hyde. And back then it was at least somewhat defensible because he had this conflict with Sam and Froggy had made some really um gross comments against Ana. Mhm. Okay. And so, but now looking back, they're trying to control who [ __ ] dad is interacting with. What makes you entitled to to tell him what to do? Like, how dare you? Also, just as an event or organizer, how incompetent can you be? The man is trying to [ __ ] get the word out. That's more over the point I was like, what are you doing? Yeah, they literally will not let anybody promote their morality policing all their fighters. They don't know what the [ __ ] they're doing. They really don't. It's staggering cuz we don't know what he's going to say. I said to Ian, it doesn't really matter what Keemstar says because he's gonna talk trash about the event regardless. Yes. Whether I go on the podcast or not. If I go on, maybe I could at least combat that and yes, get a positive voice in there to represent the event and get people talking about the event anyway. Since when do boxing events need only positive happy things and oh, good times and happy things? No conflict, no shady characters. What are you talking about, bro? Trying to think, but nothing happens. God damn. We want our blood sport to be PC as possible. Okay. Yeah, exactly. He [ __ ] morality policed me right out of the picture, you know? Try to sway some people and defend the event and make people kind of feel some sympathy for me and the other fighters and possibly turn the tides and get people to come around on this. Ultimately, I told Ian I wouldn't go on the podcast because now I'm thinking I'm rocking the boat. I don't want to make people upset. I don't want to get Ian and Ana to kick me off Creator Clash because I'm being controversial or I'm stirring the pot and causing problems. I really didn't want to get kicked off. And I also didn't want Ana to call me and get after me again for doing something that she didn't like. I thought this was too risky for me and I was jeopardizing my own stance and position in this event. So I said fine, I won't go on the podcast. But the whole time I'm thinking I really do want There's a note here. It says I did eventually go on the podcast last month after Ian and Ana left do this this I want to go on there and talk to Keemstar and try to promote the event and face all this criticism. Also, listen, dad's a small creator. He he he deserves to get a little [ __ ] exposure out of this himself. Why are you trying to keep everyone down? [ __ ] you guys and try to do some damage control because no one was doing that. But I did also get injured that day in sparring. My arm went numb, which is a thing that happens sometimes when I got hit. So I had to go to the doctor. So it was probably for the best that I went and got that checked out. But I did say to Keemstar, I would like to come on the show later and talk about this because it was something I wanted to do because nobody else was doing any damage control for this event. Yep. Now, every fighter in Creator Clash 3 was offered $15,000 to cover their fight training except for LA Beast, who I guess got $7,000 additional because he said his training cost more than that. I don't know if anyone else got additional money as far as I've been told by the event. Did anyone get money? Because you guys, Alita never got money. Can I give you back the 12K and get the 15K? Yes, that'd be great. We would both win in that case. Yeah, I want the 15 [ __ ] K. He was the only one. Regardless, when the event got postponed, they offered everyone an additional $10,000 as an extension to extend your training until October. A lot of people couldn't do the event now because it was getting extended. Myth dropped out. LA dropped out. Why are they even getting the money to do that? They're like down half a million dollars from the last event. This What are they do? Why? What? Because there's like what, like 20 fighters? That's $200,000. So, wait, they owe you $25,000 Lita. Or was that before after? You screwed me by paying us back. What happened to being my financial adviser? Well, we'll see. I mean, yeah. I don't even know how that works now, though. Now that it's They still owe you as far as I'm [ __ ] concerned. No, I mean like that that extra 10K that they offered to the fighters now that it's canceled. Well, was that offered after you guys quit or before? Yeah. Yeah. Not in regards to us. I just mean in general like they should [ __ ] pay everybody, man, who spent time on this [ __ ] Especially the small creators. Like Lena is not a [ __ ] you know, she just the hell, dude. Freddy Wong dropped out. I didn't drop out. I thought about it. I thought, is this worth doing? And then ultimately, I thought, I really want to box. I've been training for so long. I don't want to stop this, and I want the event to happen, and I really want to get in that ring a third time. Also, that $10,000 will help me out. In addition to that $10,000 extension dollars, I was going to get now a cut of Ian and Anise's 34% that they were going to get paid. But since they've dropped out, all that money will go to the fighters. I'm thinking this is great. And on top of that, I would also potentially get a bonus check after the event sells out. They'll split up extra money with all the fighters. So, I'd get three types of payment. I'll get that $10,000 extension and then the two bonus. And by the by the way, I'm happy dad and the fighters are getting paid. However, charity event, this is not a charity event. And and the mistake was marketing it that way at all. Um, and I'm not I don't put any blame on dad or any of the fighters because they're not the ones running the event. And they're probably like, "Oh, okay. So, there's wow, this event's really doing good. They got bonuses. We got charity money. Great." Mhm. By the way, just to get ahead of this, um Ethan offered us the full 15. We were We told him the truth that we didn't spend 15k yet, just for the record. You spent 12. Yeah. Yeah. Which was very generous of you to to pay us back. Well, we know I listen, Aaron, if that is your real name. I know you're I know you're running a nice little operation there. I know you got some money in the bank. Somebody's got to pony up. Okay. If it's not you, If it's not Ian, one of y'all got to make this [ __ ] right. Okay, what a joke. Checks, we'll call them. But now that the event has been canceled, I'm not getting that extra money. I'm not getting that $10,000 even though I did some of the extra training. Sounds like he got training money. Lena never got a [ __ ] penny from them. Yeah. Why they [ __ ] her? Yeah. I don't know if you work something out to get paid ahead of time or you know like you said the first time Mhm. they were going to pay you back after and I was like [ __ ] that. And I got on the phone with Ian. I said you guys need to pay him upfront. That's ridiculous. Yeah, I assumed that that same arrangement was happening. Maybe. Yeah. I I thought it was just because you basically vouched for me the first time. So I I vouched for Lena. Yeah. But it sounds like everyone else got paid up front and Lena got [ __ ] What? What's that about? They just taking advantage of nice people. Is that their Is that Is that their uh that their strategy? Their business strategy? The event's canceled now and it's just over and there's just no more money. And it's really messing me up and it's really hard for me to be okay with this. That's why I'm making this stupid video because I'm upset. It sucks. I put so I put my heart into this. I got freaking beat hard this year. Harder than I ever had. And I thought I'm going to do this. I'm going to train like a freaking professional. Keep my head down. Avoid this drama. And now here I am screwed. At this point, I just started getting too worked up. So I'm now just ending the video. When I I would have liked to have seen it, Dad. I think the passion is warranted. And you know what's really [ __ ] up too is looking back when they announced Crater Crush 3, everybody was like, "What?" They knew that this was a terrible idea. Everybody knew this was a terrible idea after the failure of the second one. And so doubly putting dad into this situation, promising him the world, you know, what a nightmare. When I filmed this, I just sort of spilled my guts and got kind of worked up. Then I remembered more things I wanted to say and I tried to compose myself a little bit better. So, the video is a bit wild. The last thing I want to say is that I always tried to be respectful of them publicly and personally when I was talking to them. I've always given them the benefit of the doubt and never really wanted to place blame on them or anyone. And then it turns out they were just talking trash about me behind my back. Ian's coach said on age three that they used to say I was weird. trash about. And then I also heard the same thing from froggy fresh 2 years ago. I don't care if people think I'm weird because I do make weird videos. I like being different and unique. I'm used to people saying I'm weird. I was just very surp I got dizzy blowing my nose. Does that ever happen to you? Sometimes if I stand up too quickly I'll get dizzy. Not when I blow my nose. Blow my nose too hard. Jeez. Equilibrium. Did your brain come out? Is it cuz you're 40 now? You think? No, Nate. It's not because I'm 40. But thank you for saying I'm 40 and not 45 or whatever dumb jokes you guys do. 44. How what's your age, Nate? I'm turning 30 this year. Cringe. Sorry. Cringe. A full 15 years younger. When How was I when Teddy was born? I guess I was a bit older than that. 30 is great. If you can have kids at that age, that's perfect. I think I I had Teddy like uh four years after that or something. What What AB? I said, "What are you, my in-laws?" I thought you were looking at me. I didn't know you were looking at names. I was looking at me. I I It is. I mean, I had my kids when I was 34. So, yeah. Listen, a lot these days when I'm hanging out with the kids um friends and their parents, we all get together. These people are way older than me. Yeah. It's pretty s pretty surprising. I'm the me and I are the youngest parents. Youngest ever. I think within the next ever parents. I think within the next couple years because like my parents had me at 19 and 20 so I kind of like grew up with them and then like my uncle my dad's brother he didn't have kids until he was 37 and those kids have done everything like they've explored the world because their dad was like uh financially stable and it's really true I me having a kid at 19 because you're you're not an adult. Yeah. You know but me versus having a kid when I'm 34 like I'm in such a better place to parent. As a as a new parent, I can't imagine having a kid young. It's like so much work. Uh, crazy, right? It's insane. And then the cost, too, is so expensive, too. I'm like, how the [ __ ] can you do this as a kid? You know what blows my mind, Nate, is these single moms, young single moms. Yeah. Now that I dealt with it with help, I'm like, there's no [ __ ] way you can or dads, but usually it's moms. Yeah. In general, there's no way you could do this by yourself. It's impossible. I grew up in my grandma's house because of that. My dad was doing college during the day and then working at a gas station at night. Yeah. Well, at least it worked out for him. Yeah. His his his girlfriend's kids get to enjoy the benefit. Didn't work out so much for his kids, but it worked out for him. Yeah. Yeah. They're they're Yeah, they got a pool. They got three dogs. They're They got a pool. Is it heated? Probably. Probably. It is. Yeah. Good for them. But we got government cheese though. When I was a kid, they didn't get that government cheese. Oh, you know you can buy all kinds of fun stuff with that with the you with the food stamps. Yeah. You know you can buy steak. Remember that was a whole thing. Yeah. People like they're buying steak with their food stamps. You can also sell food. What else are you supposed to buy with Is that like that? Yeah, cuz it's luxurious. Too luxurious. Okay. Poor people shouldn't be eating steak. By the way, there's some cheap ass steaks out there. Don't get me wrong. There's some budget ass steaks. Dollar steak. I I need a followup from um uh Chatter who donated $10 and said, "Uh, please tell Ethan to react to Ringo Star's peace and love campaign of a choir currently orbiting in space in honor of her birthday today. Google it." I did and I am not Did an AI write that? I'm not finding anything. Acquire a choir orbiting in space. I was I was very curious so I Googled it immediately. But uh I'm not coming up with anything. So if you if you have some sort of clarification uh Stephanie that that would be that would be helpful. Thank you. I'm trying to decipher this. Anywh who well how old is Lena? It's really up to the to the to the woman the most. She's Lena's 30. Oh, you're 31. I'm 31. She's 31. Are you 31? Yeah. And Ela was about that age. Listen. No. What? It is what it is. Yeah. No, early 30s is still young. Like you guys if you I'm being serious. These people are I don't know. They're having kids in their late 30s, early 40s. Yeah, it's pretty wild. We uh we thought we got Rocky and and I think it kind of triggered Lena's parents into They said we wanted a grandkid, not a dog. That's so funny. Yeah. Well, you got to ease in. Yeah. Yeah, you ease in. We definitely want kids. It's just not a good time. I think take your time. Yeah. Wait till you're ready. When you're ready, you'll know. I just don't get it. There's no shortage of grandkids in Lena's family. Like, we literally ran out of beds at our house. Like, there's no offense to the floor. They probably are like, "These are the This is the primo grandkid here." Well, Lena's kind of the trophy daughter. So, that's it. Yeah. This is the premium grandchild. What? I I have this thing where I in my head got to have kids the year 2030 because there's a long-lasting tradition in my family probably accidental but my great-grandpa was born I think 1910 or something then his dad was born 1930 or 40 my dad 1970 years I'm 2000 so it's on I think that's cool but make sure to time it right I got to do 29. Start at the end of All I know is that come late 2029, 2030, wherever we're at in life. No, he's saying come right on time. Some [ __ ] loads, right? I got it, bro. He's saying to come right on time, baby. And that comes on the back. Oh, but it's not in the back. That's not how it works. Oh, really? Oh, I'm I got 5 years to figure it out. Don't worry. Yeah, you have time to learn that to get it all right on my chest. But imagine like ruining That doesn't work either. Imagining ruining this 100-year accidental tradition. No, do it. Like I feel like I'm carrying a lot of weight. You bring shame to the family. You should try. You should definitely go for it. It's a You'll be at a good age, too. You'll be around 30, right? I might be able to do it. We'll see. We'll see. I'll keep you guys updated. Keep you updated. Okay. Thank you. Anyhoo any surprised that it was happening by two other creative people. I thought they were like me and I didn't expect them to make fun of me for being different. talking about the point of creator clash. He's talking about how when Michael and Kate came on, they were like, "Yeah, they were talking [ __ ] about Dad." And that broke my heart because, you know, dad loved those guys and did a lot for them. Do this. I'm going to paint like a freaking professional. Keep my head down, avoid this drama, and now here I am screwed. At this, I just sort of spilled my guts and got kind of worked up. Then I remembered more things I wanted to say, and I tried to compose myself a little bit better. So, the video's a bit wild. The last thing I want to say is that I always tried to be respectful of them publicly and personally when I was talking to them. I've always given them the benefit of the doubt and never really wanted to place blame on them or anyone. And then it turns out they were just talking trash about me behind my back. Yep. Ian's coach said on age three that they used to say I was weird and talk trash about me and then I also heard the same thing from froggy fresh two years ago. I don't care if people think I'm weird because So they're they're they're telling Froggy fresh, confiding in him about talking [ __ ] about other fighters. Like how trashy can it be? Can you be That's the editor. No, that's Froggy Tonic. Froggy Fresh is the guy that kicked off. Did he say that same thing for H3 that they used to say I was weird? You talking about Froggy Fresh? Yeah. Talk trash about me. And then I also heard the same thing from froggy two years ago. I don't care if people think I'm weird because I do make weird videos. I like being different and unique. I'm used to people saying I'm weird. I was just very surprised that it was happening by two other creative people. I thought they were like me and I didn't expect them to make fun of me for being they ain't like us, buddy. I'm weird and creative and cool and funny like you are. These guys, they don't know what the [ __ ] they're doing. That's putting it mildly. Anyway, that's dad. Go show him some support. He got [ __ ] over. All this go support dad. Dad is Dad is family, you know. What else is he up to on his channel just to see Nathan? That's a good name. Oh, he has a show. It just started. Let's talk about it. Talk show. Let's talk about it. Episode one. Talk show. Oh, here we go. Thank you. Tall skeleton provided me with I'll just have this up on my second screen while Froggy Tonics, the psychotic tanky freak. Okay. Frog kid. Um, the beret one, right? Froggy Fresh was the one I got kicked out. Broen is the one you're suing and Funky Frog is the good one. She's nice. Yeah. Yeah, she's nice frog. They Sorry, they are nice frog. Two two of those frogs are from Michigan. Just a little fun fact. Oh, interesting. Which Froggen and Froggy Fresh? He's from Michigan. Oh, that's a weird coincidence. How about that? Is that two points or one? That's two points, I think. Is that a double mention? No, that's just No. Is that just one point? That's one point. I guess the coincidence is what brought it up. Yeah, it's one I have a question. Did I start the points fresh? Yeah, let's do that. New season. You done? New season. Started fresh season number. It's been so messy. Yeah. New season. Okay, cool. I I've been excited about that cuz I I've kind of lost track personally. Cool. Okay. Um so when I when I come back, I want to get into the Taylor Loren thing, which is super fun. Or just all the drama over the the uh break. There's so much here. We're going to have some fun here, guys. Hey, we're we're making good time. And we started on time. We did. We started on time for once. We got good time here. Yeah. Connor, thank you for the 50 um donation. That's so generous of you. Got married and went on a honeymoon just to survive the break. Good timing. It was just a happy coincidence. Shout out to my husband Jack was a big fan of the show. I love him so much and we've been enjoying the show together for years. Peace and love. Well, thank you. I appreciate that. Congratulations. Show brings love and people together. It really does. It really does. It's a great show. It's a great show, folks. All right, I'm I'm going to go to the bathroom. I didn't go to the bathroom right before the show started, which I normally do because I didn't want to be late to peace and love minute. We And we appreciate it. That was the right call. We lasted this long. How bad do you have to pee right now? I've been having fun. I'm having a good time, you know. All right, I'll be right back. Okay. There's no sound. There's no sound. Feel like the guy in Space Balls. Hey, what's up? Uh, missed you guys so much. It was my birthday yesterday. Can I get a happy birthday from my faves, Dan and Lena? Thank you. Thank you. Peace and love. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. It's Iana. Uh, yeah. Happy birthday. Happy birthday, Ilana. Did you hear that, Lena? You and me. I did. Yeah. That was a little of a shocker there. Okay. Not for you, for me. Oh, come on. Oh, come on. You're my You're my favorite, Lena. Yeah, please. That counts. Thank you. Uh, hey guys, feel free to delete this if it's not allowed. Oh, should I be reading this? Delete it. Oh, no. It looks like it's okay. Just delete it. But for all European uh gamers in the fan, just wanted to say that the Stop Killing Games initiative could still use some signatures to help preserve video games. That's right. Love the show. Peace and love. So, uh, yeah, Love was explaining a little bit to me this morning cuz I was asking what was going on with this pirate software, uh, situation, which I know is like somehow connected to it. Um, and he said the pirate software part is whatever, but the actual initiative is for games that are online services and then when the company shuts it down, the game forever becomes inaccessible. um and wanting to uh preserve games uh in some way. So basically just not like what they're doing is pretty much selling licenses to game at this point where they remove it when they decide not to support it randomly, right? And uh people are freaking tired of that and I'm fully with it. I there's a lot of games that I like that I can't play anymore because of that, right? And uh so there's this EU uh I guess commission kind of signature website where that you can sign if you're European citizen. You put in your um um ID and whatnot and uh you can uh share your support for the movement. Interesting. If you Google it, you'll figure it out. You'll find it. Okay. Moist Critical has been talking about a lot. All all the classic gamers. Muda. Shout out to Muda. He's been talking about a lot. He's just an ordinary gamer. That guy. He's just adorable. Mut muda to commut to uh um yeah and I I'll look into the pirate I it might be too late to talk about it cuz it I know it was all happening during the break but uh I'll look into it tomorrow. Maybe we'll talk about on Wednesday. Uh cuz I was he just didn't support the initiative. Yeah, he just doesn't like the Yeah, exactly. Cuz he's a publisher and he tries to play devil's advocate as usual. He's trying I can respect that. Yeah, right. But he's trying to always have the opposite opinion of whatever contrary and people are kind of tired of it and I'm totally with people's opinion about that. But yeah, it is a little bit mute at this point. Like whatever. But he juiced the heck out of the movement cuz everyone started hating on him. Oh, so maybe he's like kind of a sleeper sleeper agent. He's like Jesus. It had like 400,000 signatures and it was going to end I think um this week and it got like 500,000 signatures after everyone got mad at him. This is like legal signatures with ID and all that stuff. Okay. Interesting. That's pretty sick. That sounds like Okay, I I'll I'll I'll dig into it uh tomorrow and maybe we'll uh Speaking of nerd [ __ ] real quick, what' you get? I got this Darth Malik in the mail today. I totally forgot that I pre-reserved this. I I don't even know how it it Instagram fed it to me and then I just reserved on GameStop and when I got to the office this morning it was here. So for all the fans, yeah, I just discovered something interesting. Like speaking of figures, uh the Laboo, I use this app sometimes to legit check sneakers and they have a Laboo category now. Nice. Really? Yeah. What a strange thing that these things have taken off. Yeah, I'm pretty shocked to see that. But I mean, that's good. Okay. I've been sent a video that explains the Pirate Software drama in 45 seconds. Let's do it. Yeah. Good. That means we don't have this. In fact, last 44 seconds. Yeah. Here we go. Do it times two speed. Oh, okay. It's 44 seconds. It's too long. Uh, let's see. Playback speed. Let's go. 2x. Here we go. 20 seconds. Stop killing games. Is a movement started by Ron Scott, owner of the channel Cursed Farm. The movement's goal is to force game to have an end of life plan for the game so people's games won't be unplayable once the server shut down. Something that happened to the soft game the crew and sadly YouTube required software misrepresented the initiative. Claiming Ross was asking for all live servers games to have a single player mode and have their servers run indefinitely or just wants games to be made post support functionality in mind. The bad PR really hurt the campaign until less than 40 days left that you petition has less than half needed signatures. So make sure to spread the word and sign the petition if you live as this exceeding could ensure our games are played for years to come. That's 47 minutes save. See you next time. Wow, love that. Awesome. I'm giving a up vote for that one. Yeah, that's Thank you, Bubble Brian. All right, next. All right, now we don't have to talk about it. It's coming. We should do that more often. Uh, somebody said, "Dan, please, where is your hat from?" What? I don't know. Dan, I need to know where that plain black snapback is from. Genuinely, I don't remember. You really think about it. I have no idea. That's a brand name right there on the little plastic thing on the back. You don't have a hat guy. There's no there's nothing on it. Oh, there was a tag and I I cut it off. That's such a downtime. I'm sorry. I can't help you. I do not know. Stop gatekeeping, bro. The most basic hat you could possibly imagine. Where is it from? I need it. I don't know, man. Why are you gatekeeping, bro? I can't help. I've never seen a hat like that. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Fresh.com. You should wear it like that more often. Like the fresh print. Oh, that donut was insane. There's donuts. Oh, I never got one of those. Me neither. I only had half. I have to go. I need another half. Really? No. I need one, too. Okay. There might not be any left. There's No, there is there's a lot in there. Actually, I'm not going to have a donut. Froggy Fresh is in the chat. I'm an hour behind. Good thing you're not part of um Froggy Creator Class. be getting angry messages from Ana. Why are you watching that show? That really hurts us. Unreal. The [ __ ] balls to tell dad one, not to go on Keemstar show. Two, not to even talk to me. Yes. Yes. Anyway, so we're going to move on to all the other goods. I need to get a more doughnut though. That's not even a joke. I'll be right back. I'm famished apparently. Ooh, this is a good donut. It's good, right? Where is it from? Hang on, guys. Nate, where'd you get these? Uh, there's a place on the way called uh Donut Hut. It's in uh Burbank. Oh, I know Donut Hut. Yeah, it's very famous. I used to hit that place all the time. Pizza Hut's cousin. Oh, yeah. Nate, I I have so much respect, like I said, for you switching. I do not know how you sit there that whole time and don't walk around or go pee or whatever. I mean, I know we cover you sometimes, but I was going like every 30 minutes at least. I I literally just don't drink water or else I'll pee all the time. I'd be chugging the water in Ian's memory. Okay, I've gotten to the bottom of the kids being sent into orbit to celebrate Ringo's birthday uh message. It was that. So the kids are the nobody was sent to space specifically for this purpose. An elementary school recorded some sort of uh video message for peace and love day and it's being broadcast like either to or from the International Space Station which is cool. I still to be honest I still don't quite understand. So you didn't get to the bottom of it. I guess I didn't really get to the bottom but here's the video. So, oh, this is so good. Nate, this might be coin. Wait, this is like what I did with this is like the Justin Bieber video. Is it? I don't know. It looks like it just singing to microphone in a studio. So this is a song Ringo made. [Applause] I guess it hurt. What are we watching? I don't want to do with I don't like it. I don't want the song in space. And you're saying they sent these kids to space cuz No, they didn't send the kids to space. They're there right now. Dan, let me read. Peace and love all the way to space. Oh, okay. Maybe they are sending them to space. That seems to stars 85th birthday. Matt Sorum and the adopt the arts created an unforgettable tribute. You'll never forget this. Why would even set yourself up and write that that is unforgettable. Un. It's like Well, they're sending it to I will never think about this video again. You got to be your number one fan. You know what I mean? You always hit your videos with a like. True, right? I wouldn't say this is Yeah. True, true. All right. So, at noon on 77, Ringo from his annual peace and love gathering in LA will give the command to the mission control team in Houston and his message of peace and love will be sent to the International Space Station facilitate. What does that mean? Is that just the internet? Well, they're transmitting it to the International Space Station. Oh, it's just the internet. So what they have up there like they're just forced to sit down and watch this like children's choir sing. I think that just means it's on the internet and they can watch it if they want. Yeah. They're just like the idea of peace and love. They're sending that to It's on a hard drive on the on the up there. Send it on a hard drive. Yeah. Oh, speaking of of stuff in space, Elio, the new Pixar movie. My boys were for whatever reason, they were obsessed. They wanted They've been talking about this movie for like a month leading up to it. Uhhuh. So, we went and saw it without knowing anything about it. Great film. Really? Huh. Such a cool flick. It apparently flopped though. It's a flop in the box office. Really? What is it called? Elio. I thought it would do good just cuz seeing how my kids were so Elio hyped for it. Elio. Elio. Elio, maybe Elio. Elio, you know, I guess it makes sense cuz I'm just not I'm not plugged into kids media at all, but I have never heard of this. Oh, the the reviews are not that good. I thought it was really cool. Yeah, it was a huge box office flop for Pixar. Hello. No, Pixar's kind of falling off, haven't they? Kind of. That's why they're doing like sequel movies all the time now. I thought it was great. Who reviews kids movies? It should be kids. I bet there's just a bunch of [ __ ] adults. Yeah. You know what I mean? Bunch of grownup losers. Like your kids should rape them. Disclose their age. Yeah. It's like 45-year-old. If you asked like six to 10 year olds, it' probably be 100%. Yeah, exactly. I think that would make way more sense for

Kids movies. Love and I went and saw a movie over the break together.

Mhm. Really? We saw the new Final Destination.

Oh my god. Did you like it?

Yeah. Lena, dude, I saw those rocks. It's like a comedy, right? It's not like serious.

Uh, it's not exactly a comedy, but it's pretty [ __ ] funny. Fully tastefully self-aware.

Yeah, that's a great way of putting it. That's a great way of putting it. Wait, Lena, didn't you go to the premiere?

No, not that one. Oh, yeah. I went to the um the Jason um anniversary.

Yeah. Do you like the old ones, Lena?

I do. I love Are you You're going to love this one. Okay, cool. Yeah, I after making so many, I kind of I didn't know that that was the direction they took with this one. So, I'm kind of glad though. Now, I don't want to say that it it it's not like it's not so self-aware that it seems like it's a parody of the old movies by any means. It still takes it seriously, so to speak.

Yeah. But kind of like Scream, but they they the filmmakers very much understood how ridiculous those movies are and they they lean into it in in a very funny way.

I love that. I'm excited. No, it was good. All right, let's move on. Um, we got some goofs and gaffs here at the top. Although maybe I'll skip you. So I got ice in my mouth.

You have a little crumb on your on your lip here, too.

That is so embarrassing. I just want to make sure for the clips. No, thank you. Thank you. You and all of you other [ __ ] that watched that happen and didn't say anything.

Huh? I didn't understand anything. Well, you understood.

Yeah. I mean, you got it. I I wish I if if I had a chrome on my lip, I want to know about it. You know, I didn't see it.

Yeah. You're getting mad. I didn't cuz I saw you nodding. No, but I'll be more attentive and let you know as soon as I see something. Did anyone else see the crumb and decide? I'm not staring at your lips.

I see it. Why do you say staring at your juicy lips?

Well, did you see it or did you just observe it like in your See say see it say see something, say something, Nate.

Well, I didn't know that was a policy. They taught us that after 9/11.

Yeah. See something, say something. Yeah, right. I got you, bro.

I think that was probably abused. See and say. See then say it was abused. I'm sure.

You mean like overly just people being racist?

Yeah. They're like They're probably like, "Oh, there was these Muslims in line and they were probably like Indian."

I see. And then I say it's what they told me to do.

All right, let's go on to all the fallout. Taylor Loren's my bestie. um has accused me of being a raging misogynist who hates women, which got this whole 100% right.

Yeah. Yeah. She nailed me. She shared cat tenbarge article. Ethan Klein's war on women. Ethan Klein's a raging misogynist who hates women. Excellent piece by cat.

Now, anyone who's calling this an excellent piece has to have not read it because this is straight up dril. It is the dumbest hor it's just horrible writing and it's all not true and it's all like just super bad faith. Very I mean I can see why these people are no longer employed by reputable institutions. They're they're utterly inept.

Um, I would be Dude, can you imagine posting this article in like what did where did cat work? [ __ ] New York Time. I don't know where the New York Times like the editor should [ __ ] commit sabuku or whatever.

Did you say soduku? That's That's a funny one cuz it's a No, I said Sabuku. That's not right either. But what's the name of the game? Sodoku. Yeah, Sudoku. They should have committed sodoku.

Careful. Lobu. That's funny, right? That's good [ __ ] It's funny how you said the word wrong. No, but the joke if I said it right committing sabuku. It wasn't that funny. It was funnier because you said what? Yeah. I don't know. I'm just That's a play on words for pointing out that stuff on your lips cuz these clips that people are going to take. It would have been real awkward if you had that on your

Yeah, I was just thinking about that. I'm sorry. True. We're fine. We're fine. Are you just are you trying to make sure I can't understand you? Maybe you just mumble. You know, my my niece, my oldest niece, she's talking quiet and fast like me. And I was like, I get it. I'm going to go back and I'm going to be loud. I'm going to speak slow.

Speak assertively. Yeah. Yeah. Speak like you want me to hear you. Do you want to Do you want to try?

I'll give it a shot. I heard that. I'll give it a shot. That one I heard less.

All right. So, anyway, here's Taylor. As an English and gender studies professor, I can't deal with how many people use this term incorrectly. Misogynist means woman hater. Her tweet actually reads, "Ethan is a raging woman hater who hates women." A+ journalism. Stop.

Uh anyway, so I started by saying like Cat Tenbarge calls me a misogynist and then these these bozos do this thing where they go, I never said you're a misogynist. I just wrote an article that says Ethan Klein's war on women. It's like shut Do you know what words mean? Like what is the point of even conversing with these people? They are either so willfully abused to say

Wait, you just said it. You just said it. Yeah. What's the point? What is the point of conversing with these?

I'm not conversing. I'm dunk. [ __ ] losers, dude. This is dunking.

Yeah. Well, okay, fair enough. Well, but you told me you spent all break going back and forth with them. That's conversing.

No, I was It's been a war because Taylor Loren thinks that she can just [ __ ] say whatever she wants about me. And um Yeah, but nobody takes She needs to get She needs to understand that. By the way, talk about throwing stones in glass houses. Taylor Lorenz is obsessed now with this video from 12 years ago about the Boston bomber that I've talked about. It's a It's an old video which is really embarrassing and cringe. Again, it is 12 years old. It looks like it was shot on a potato and there is context which I've explained, but I don't really even want to get into it right now because frankly it's 12 years old. I mean, who gives a [ __ ] And so she's obsessed with this 12-year-old video and she keeps posting it and reposting it and posting the video everywhere thinking that people care. Our audience knows what it is and they don't care. But this woman has a disturbing history of messaging children without their parents knowing. Very disturbing stuff.

Wait, what does that mean?

Well, that's a good question. I'll explain it. Let's get through this. I I'll explain exactly what that means.

Okay. Well, for example, she's chatting up this Roblox protest. Well, I know about 17 years old and then she's receiving a text from this Roblox protester at 3:00 a.m.

Take a seat right over there. I'm still convinced she got trolled with all of that.

Yeah. Like, I don't think that was sincere.

Well, that makes her look even [ __ ] dumber. Well, I agree on that on that part. But there's there's all Well, I'll show you cuz I've got I have the receipts on that one. But um Taylor says blah blah blah yada yada. Let's see. What was on the agenda tonight? A girl can't even say she hopes to witness the death of Western imperialism without anyone being accused of doing it for a man. So she said whatever bad stuff happens to America because of this. We deserve it. And I was like, "Wow, so [ __ ] brave, dude. I bet Hassan is going to [ __ ] he's going to notice. He's going to see cuz she's literally just pan. It's so obvious she's just pandering to him. She's literally just doing that America deserved 9/11 like edge lord. Taylor wants to be like a leftist edge lord and then act like she's completely um blameless. I said, Taylor, it doesn't matter how hard you death to America, Hassan just isn't into you. I mean, it's it's a dumb joke, right? Um but it's not that serious at the end of the day. So she says, "A girl can't even say she hopes to witness the death of Western imperialism anymore without being accused of doing it for a man." Shake my head.

Um, by the way, I can't get over the fact that all these people who want these like uh she's so desperate for the virtue signaling social credit. As far as I can tell, she grew up and is associated with extremely affluent people. Okay. She is like the poster child for white Nepo. Well, I don't know if she got her job from being a Nepo baby, but she is a white extremely affluent wellpositioned person. It's always these [ __ ] who are like, I can't wait for the end of Western imperialism. It's like the people who benefited from the most get to LAR like the revolutionaries and reap social credit. Oh, that's so pathetic.

I said, "And stay away from my kids in Roblox, weirdo." That's true. I don't want my kids playing Roblox knowing that Taylor Laoren is stalking them as some [ __ ] She's got what? She's got an avatar in Roblox. She's following my kids around. Is that what's happening in Roblox?

I made a joke. I said the FBI is wants to know about Taylor Lorenz. They're investigating the Federal Blocks investigators. Dan, it's the Roblox police. The FBI. That's right. They want to know what she's been up to.

Um, this stuff's all kind of boring. I'm going to get to the video she posted today. Let's see. Taylor post video of conversation. Oh, yeah. She did this again with leaking the DMs. You [ __ ] [ __ ]

Um, let's see. Oh, yeah. Here she made a video. She made a post saying this. Totally out of pocket. Look at this. She responses me and says, [Music] I said, I have a majority female audience, by the way. She's mad I'm more for the girlies than she'll ever be. Now, at this time, I'm keeping it pretty light. I'm just being silly. I'm saying I'm more for the girlies. She could have dropped it and moved on. But no, this girl had to escalate. So insane. Listen to this. Many snark subreetts are majority women. There are some of the most violent misogynistic places online. By the way, Taylor's confirmed snarker. Literally been retweeting, retweeting, reposting Brad Empanada. She is quite literally the poster child of Snark. Now, she goes, "Women also perpetuate misogyny." Okay. Women voted for Trump. Okay. Now, here's where it gets weird. If Ethan stopped sexually harassing young girls online long enough to read a book, he might know this.

I am so [ __ ] sorry. I did what now? You say I am harassing young girls online, you [ __ ] freak. So, this is what really got this conflict going in my opinion. So, sorry.

Yeah, she's been uh she's been retweeting ban empanada all weekend. Tell me more about misogyny and snarking and all this types of [ __ ] And this guy, whatever his name is, Atlas Drugged, is a complete He's like a snark uh mod at this. I don't know what his involvement is, but he's totally obsessed freak. Like, check his timeline. It's just non-stop obsessive tweeting. Taylor Loren retweeted bad empanada. Cool. That's awesome. So, yeah, this is what got me kind of charged up when she said, "I'm sexually harassing young girls. I need to stop sexually harassing young girls."

Um, and then so let me get into the back and forth from that. Ethan points out that she's um defaming me, which she is. Hey, Taylor. Cat got your tongue. Don't you want I It's missing something not to blame cuz this was all got your tongue. I should have said cat like a K cuz her friend cat whatever. You don't want to double down on your def defamatory claim that I sexually harass young girls. You have the end of the day to apologize and clarify. Okay. Govern yourself accordingly.

Yeah, pretty much. And then she started messaging me. Or no, I think maybe I Well, here here's the whole combo. She leaked this again. [ __ ] dumbass weirdo. She's done this the second time. The first time she cried and bitched and moaned when she released our DMs. I can't believe you put me in danger like that. It's like you released the DMs, you dumb [ __ ] So, she did it again.

I said, "Provide me a written apology by end of day if you like to avoid litigation." By the way, she failed to do that. Go ahead and ask an attorney about your exposure on saying, quote, "Someone sexually harasses young girls. You are a [ __ ] journalist. Jesus Christ. You need to get your [ __ ] together."

So then she posts a video, the video, the 12year-old video as the proof that I sexually harass young girls. Now, am I crazy? Or when I read this again? Does this sound like she's talking about one video that happened 12 years ago? If Ethan stops sexually harassing young girls online long enough to read a book, he might know this. What does that mean? Does that mean a video from 12 years? That sounds like non-stop harassment. Nonstop waiting at the bus stop from current day nonstop serial sexually harassing young women.

Well, she deleted this tweet. So she did. She got Well, she never apologized for it. She double down on it. You know where I found it? Where? Shout out to the snark for backing it up. They were [ __ ] right. They were riding for her probably, right?

Huh? Yeah, they they had it. They are their own worst enemy. Yeah, they are. The snark brain is taking all these people down. Someone sent it to the research and it was and the post was deleted.

Um, and I was like, "Fuck, where could I find it?" Look it up and that's where it was. Thank you, Snarkies. Shout out. Once again, I'm thanking them. They're so good at self snitching. It's awesome.

Well, yeah. I mean, the the literally they're they're literally self snitching in the DMs, you know. I am offered amnesty. Now, I'm not going to say if somebody took it, but I will say that I am learning a lot of interesting things. So, she this is what she does. She she makes outlandish defamatory claims and then pretends that she's backing it up with this insane evidence. never retracts, never apologizes. And then when I quote her back directly to herself, she acts obtuse and like, "Oh, I don't understand. That's not what I said at all."

So she said, "Ethan, here's a video of you sexually harassing a teenager. Is this a fake video? Please let me know." She really thought she was cooking.

I said, "This video is 10 years old. It's actually 12. Your claim is that I'm currently doing this. When you stop sexually harassing young girls and read a book implies active and current, right? Obviously, right? Anyone Everybody knows that's what it means. I refuse to believe that she's that dumb.

Everybody the chat is Nobody knows what this video is. Oh, I thought everybody knew it cuz it's a to be honest, I don't even know what the video is. I don't know what you're referring to. Anyway, it's just a really old video where I was being super offensive and gross and it's 12 years old. It's like one of the first videos I ever made. It was made for this subreddit called Bravery Jerk and it was a it was meant to be a parody. Bravery Jerk. Okay. You you know that subreddit? No, but I know about the jerk subreddits like generally being like parody subreddits or whatever. So, back in the day, they talked about this, but I was trying to make content for like all different communities on Reddit, trying to get exposure any way I could. I was doing them from like uh YouTube Haiku, was it that one? I remember and stuff like that. And um there was this subreddit, Bravery Jerk, where they would um just make like the most heinous [ __ ] up comments about people. And I made this video basically being kind of like a parody of of comments that that this person received. And again, it's I erased I posted it 12 uh years ago and I erased it 12 years ago. This isn't even a video that's been up.

Um, so, excuse me. God. Anyway, the point is you guys you guys know I've done offensive and and and weird and gross and horrible and racist [ __ ] Like this is all stuff I've cpped too, right? Like I'm very transparent with all the the [ __ ] up things I've I've done all my time in the on the internet. And over the course of 12 years, it's quite obvious that, you know, I've changed quite a bit. I also think a lot of it of it is like having your behavior examined because a lot of it is having your behavior examined so closely. It forces you to examine your behavior closely in the same way, right? So obviously me and all of us make no um we make no excuses for my past of controversial content, right? By the way, girl with the microphone, who I shouted out at the top of the show, did a nice video about it, debunking it. So, shout out to her. Turn up the mic.

So, anyway, yeah, you continue to post weird sexual things about myself and other women on your stories about us wanting to [ __ ] Hassan. 100% factually incorrect. You saw the post I showed where I was like, "Girl, he's just not into you." So, she's saying I was sexually harassing her. And by the way, she's also calling herself a young woman, which I she's calling herself a young girl. Do you know how old Taylor Loren is? 41. She's older than I am. About us wanting to [ __ ] us on. Are you saying that you plan to stop making these sexual comments towards me and other women? This is how she was speaking to me in the other one. She's like a master at like concern trolling and manipulative language.

I said, "How can I stop doing something from 10 years ago?" I said, "Okay, well, for one, you aren't a young girl, are you? How old are you?" Cuz I'm trying to part She her claim what she's trying to sidestep is that I am perpetually harass sexually harassing young girls. That is a very specific meaning and image. So she her only evidence is a video from 12 years ago that's been erased for 12 years that's been addressed. So she says, "Well, actually, you sexually harassed me with that Hassan joke."

I said, "Okay, well then are you a young girl? How does that apply to you? How old are you getting?" I'm not even being snarky. I'm like, "Okay, if you're talking about yourself, you're saying you're a young girl. So how old are you?" She said, "I would call myself and the other women you're harassing by making sexual comments young women." Do you see how insane she is? She's not that dumb. She knows exactly that she [ __ ] up.

Are you Go ahead. I got to say I don't think that her It seems like her age is is like a point of contention. I'm trying to Google it. She's such a weird woman. She's given different answers a million times. It seems like that's part of her lore. She's such a weird lying freak. Like she's a serial pathological liar. Her Wikipedia, her Wikipedia article gives a a field of probability. She never asked what other famous person has a Wikipedia and their birthday is a field of probability because she's given a different birthday date to so many different people, so many different employers that nobody knows her exact age, but the to the best of my knowledge, it's 41. But like that just exemplifies what a weird creepy freak liar she is. What the hell? Can you find another public figure with a Wikipedia page where they've got a field of probability? A matrix of how weird. I don't know. Probably not. Probably not. I mean, at least I've never seen it before.

Yeah. So again, she says, "I would call myself a young woman." And again, she said young girls. So she knows exactly what she said, what she implied. She defamed me. She lied about something horrific. And now she's trying to avoid any accountability and to avoid walking it back or apologizing by saying [ __ ] like, "No, I'm actually a young woman." Well, you said young girl. You didn't say young woman, but if you're a young woman, you're 41. You're old as [ __ ] Sorry. You're not a young woman. A young woman's like what? Like maybe in the late 20s. You're I don't know exactly what it is, but I'll tell you what, it's not 48. She ain't it. Yeah, I'll tell you that. Taylor, that's definitely You ain't a young woman or a young girl. Ain't nothing young about your old ass.

I look young and beautiful. No, you don't. Well, actually, she does look good for her age. I'm I'm not going to be alone. And by the way, sorry, this is not me sexually harassing you. I'm just saying I'm actually just being honest that you look youthful for for being as old as you are. But imagine she's telling me she's older than me and she's saying you sexually has a young girl. Me? Yeah, I'm you're older than me. I would call myself and the other women you're harassing young women. This is not something you did 10 years ago. You have been posting weird sexual stuff on your story about me and other women constantly in recent weeks. You implied I was a pedophile the other day.

Weird that she did you do that? No, of course not, Ethan. No, of course not. Okay. I said something like um that she's being weird. She's she Do you know that if your kids are talking to her in Roblox or something like that? Yeah, that sounds like No, but it's a reference to a real thing. It's obviously tongue and cheek and jokey. Okay, but she let's let's say that the joke is that she's a pedto, right? And that's not my that's not what the joke was. That was my implication. It's just that she's weird with kids, right? And she she pushes their boundaries. What she has a history of doing. That's just a fact. That's just a fact in my opinion. Everybody know a pedophile. That's not what I meant. No, I I wouldn't even consider her someone I know, so that wouldn't apply to me. But it's interesting that she understands the implication.

I'm sorry. Me, I just saw one of your one of the things you posted to your story. I I sent it. I didn't Yeah. Let me pull it. Oh, yeah. This is Yeah. Yeah. By the way, she does the she has this weird creepy [ __ ] photo shoots and she's expecting me not to do creepy Wait, that's a real thing. That's a real photo of her. It's 3:00 a.m. in New York. Are your children texting Taylor Loren? Stay safe out there. And I played it with this music or something similar. She writing the jokes for me. So if she's thinking like, "Oh, you actually accuse me of being a pedophile. give me a [ __ ] break. But I think it's cute that you understand the implication as as opposed to you literally saying in total dead seriousness as a journalist. By the way, I'm a dumb comedian goofball loser. You're a journalist, a reporter of [ __ ] facts allegedly. Booger loops. And so like when you say you're harassing young girls, sexually harassing young girls, that means something like her.

Oh, yeah. And I I had to do a little concern trolling which um was fun because again she just takes the bait every time. She's so dumb. So this guy, this video is really good. I recommend it. Content cop Taylor Loren 4 years ago. He has a whole section about how she exploits children. how she's talking to underage kids without their parents knowing, how she's going into their house without the parents fully understanding what she's doing there and all this kinds of stuff. And it's like that's pretty weird. There was actually a really good post about from Antonius that uh legendary king about uh her unscrupulous behavior with chick kids. Why don't you take a seat right over there? But I said, Taylor, I'm genuinely not your enemy. I hope someday you can understand that. I only want to protect children. And you have a pattern of talking with minors late at night and without parents consent. Taylor, would you want your child texting a 485-year-old STR? [Music] Taylor. Yeah, this is a verbatim basically message she was sending me about how I'm sexual um sexually harassing girls that need to stop.

Let's go to the uh let's see here. So, she said, "I wouldn't call myself blah blah blah. I think it's incredibly weird how you keep making sexual comments about myself and other women." Again, total lies. All I did was make one dumb joke about Hassan not being into her.

I said, "Okay, we'll see. Thanks for your time, just over the conversation." And she keeps going. And by the way, remember she posted this. I genuinely don't get it, Ethan. I have no problem with you yelling at me every day about my political beliefs. That's your prerogative and we can disagree. But making comments about my and other women's sex lives is gross. Will you stop doing this? She Now, this is like a snarker narrative that I'm sexually harassing women based on nothing. And she's just writing that and it's so pathetic. I'm I'm not even addressing it cuz it's so [ __ ] transparent. Her only evidence is a video from 12 years ago. Snarkbrain is a disease. I agree. So why are you participating in it? Again, this is the girl who's been retweeting bad empanada. Okay. Why can't you critique women you disagree with without making sexual misogynistic comments? Good luck with that. Again, being over the conversation. Good luck with getting you to stop harassing me and other women by making sexual comments like convincing literally anyone outside of your snark bubble that I'm sexually harassing anyone. I don't participate in snark subreddits, Ethan. You do. What you're doing, which is not true. I guess they say our subreddit is a snark, but it's not. What you're uh doing posting gross sexual commentary about myself and other women's sex lives is harassing and is sexual you've made. And by the way, her posting this is continuing continuing the defamation and this whole like snark narrative that they're trying to make like mainstream is that I'm sexually harassing women, which is [ __ ] insane.

You've made weird comments about my sex life. Ana's sex life. What? I have made weird comments about Ana's sex life. About about her being the [ __ ] in your Oh, yeah. I misspoke and immediately corrected myself. Yeah. Again, the journalist that's that's what she's citing when I was making a joke about how me and she was going to watch me and Ian have sex because she's the cuck. That was the joke. If you watch that and actually think that I'm like, "Oh yeah, I want to [ __ ] Ana." That's insane. That's like obviously bad faith and insane. Not to mention that I immediately was like, "Oh, I misspoke. That's not what I meant at all." Right.

Um I don't participally harassing myself and other young women in your Instagram stories and YouTube show. YouTube show? Sounds like a boomer. Damn, that's crazy. The New York Times is still dealing with your last defamatory lawsuit, which is true. She got sued for defamation and the New York Times is still uh dealing with it. This time there's no institution to protect you, though. So, you're going to Now, she goes, "Now you're going to threaten to bankrupt me?" That's true. We are the H3 show now. So, you're going to threaten to bankrupt me legally for asking you to stop sexually harassing me? It's like, can you please shut the [ __ ] up? New York Times won that baseless defamation lawsuit. When I checked online, they're still dealing with parts of it. It wasn't fully dismissed, which was funded by extreme right-wing donors. Whatever you say, I don't know. And part of a coordinated smear campaign.

By the way, that's not relevant. I just want to make it clear. I'm asking you to please stop making sexualized comments about me on your IG story that are leading to a title wave of harassment and abuse from your fans and putting me in physical danger and your response is to threaten to sue me into bankruptcy just asking you to stop commenting on my sex life. In no way did I comment on her sex life. That is [ __ ] mad. I just stopped I just stopped responding because it was so pathetic. And then she goes and posts these tweets further defaming me by the way making a private conversation which wasn't going to be defamation because it was private conversation public declarations, right? H.

Um, let's see. [Music] So, yeah. Here. So, then they posted all the rest of the DMs. Let's see here. Okay. So, yeah, here. So, she posted that and I was like, well, let's post all of them. Cuz in this one, I asked her, "Give me one [ __ ] bit of evidence that I sexually harassed young girls." At the very end, that's official. Not the ad. I didn't mean for the ad. I said, "Let me just cut this part because this part's really important."

I like the the Joker angle of those videos you sent. What does that mean? What's the joker? What does that mean?

Huh? The the the were those videos that were in the the DMs between you guys? Oh, the creepy weird photos shoot she did. No, the uh that video you were just watching of showing your DMs, there was like was it Here, I'll I'll send it.

Um anyway, so this part here, I'm just going to read. Oh, it was your story. I said, I asked you to provide examples. You seem not to be able to do that. Examples of you posting about me. Check your story archive. No. of me sexually harassing young girls within the past 5 years. I'm really glad to hear that you feel bad for your past behavior, including when you made sexual comments to children in a video game. Oh, that and now she's bringing up the [ __ ] Facebook thing. The Facebook video, the VR. Remember when I was trying to get banned from VR and I was like I was trying to grope one of the the admins? Yeah. And there was a part when there was a group of kids and the moment I heard their kid voices, I was like, "Whoa, I'm getting out of here." And ran away. So now she's saying, "I I was making sexual I was doing sexual behavior in front of children."

I just I find it's it is ironic that she said, "If you want to critique me for my politics, do it all day." But it's it's same thing. if if she wants to critique you, why does she need to reach for all these uh different snark talking points where clearly, especially as you said, if she's a journalist, she has a she has more responsibility. So, be careful with the words. You know, we need to start calling her Mr. Fantastic because that girl can reach.

Nice. That's a good one. Boom. Uh, so Mr. Fantastic superpowers is he could stretch really far. He has a stretchy reach. So anyway, everywhere his bo his whole body can stretch.

Yeah. I'm asking you to do a stop sexualizing me and other women as part of an online harassment campaign that endangers our safety. It's like she keeps building on it. I was like what? Like I said, you're sexually harassing myself and young women by speculating about our sex lives. I'm asking you to stop doing that. I'm like, can you provide me one example from the last five years? She cannot. She She says, "A single example of you making sexualized comments on Instagram." Yeah, she doesn't provide one. And by the way, she's the one that's wanting to share this conversation when it shows that she's unable to even provide one example.

So, here's the whole combo and get into this. Said Taylor posted a clip of our combo on Twitter. So, I'm posting the whole thing. Gotta keep everyone entertained while I'm gone. This is the context that I think I should have shown first because this part this really shows what what I was doing in those jokes. This this should have come first. That was the Joker angle I was talking about by the way from your Instagram stories.

Oh, the way I filmed them. No, was it? I don't know what I don't just I'm just Joker. That's just how I roll. Also, I'm a bit late, but uh Philly D did drop 13 minutes ago. Dude, he made a video about me. No, it's a MAGA implodes over Trump and Epstein list. Let's watch it.

So, what's the relevance to this show? Just just dropped. Entertaining. Yeah, it just dropped. Okay, but I think a lot of people on YouTube probably just dropped a video. I mean, well, we have good crossover. I think people should know, too. It's like news. I don't want them to leave and go watch that though. You know what I mean?

Right. So that's why we're Billy's like, "Hey, they're live." Then that would be an equal exchange if he knew people saying, "Oh, when they're live now, go watch them." I don't see an issue of people going in there and watching it.

Well, they can mute our show and turn on Philly D. That's so we don't lose them. Am I mad at Philly or am I not mad at Philly? You're not mad at I'm not mad. You're trying to be I want to I want to be mad at Philly. Six hours ago, uh Fextra Life dropped a video. Elder Ring Night Rain party composition. Does it even matter? Whoa, that's a good one.

Well, who posted that? Uh a channel called Fextra Life. Oh, so we're just announcing any vault videos that get Well, you asked. You said, didn't you ask if like other people were I said, "Yeah, I'm sure there's lots of people." So, here was another one. Nice. Night rain party composition. Does it even matter? Nice. That's inform.

I Another one I Is that game good? I'm so sorry, but I I haven't heard that much about the game. Oh, I I enjoyed it quite a bit. I'm kind of done with it now. I beat I beat everything in it. We pretty much exhausted it.

Wait, the dungeons. And didn't you start playing this last week? The Elder Ring. The new Elder Ring game. Oh, the Elder Ring. Yeah. Yeah. Great fun. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, since you liked Elen Ring so much, I I would recommend it to you.

What's so fam funny to you? I'm sorry. I just read a comment that said, "Ethan, you should sue Nate next." Why is that funny, dude? I have a daughter. I'm suing you, man. You want me to go into fashion ruin? Suffers from it. Come on, dude.

All right, let me read this because this is the important context of why I was making these comments about her chatting up kids in Roblox and all this. I made a video talking about the comment she made about um I forget why I did it, but I was just showing the comment she left on her Instagram page saying that I leave I need to clean the dog [ __ ] up off my floor. And I was like, "Fuck Taylor Lens. She participated in the CPS lie. I'm not forgiving her." And so she responded to me. She said, "I'm not watching all this, Ethan. I genuinely hope you get help because you're lashing out at a journalist who has been nothing but generous to you. Uh, watch it. It's good. Remember the message you wrote?

I said, "Oh, wait. It's a video." I had to make it under a minute, so it was kind of challenging. Dude, what is going on with you? I genuinely don't get it. Me talking about speech rights has nothing to do with you. And again, I'd happily defend your free speech rights anytime they were under attack. You're a true patriot, Taylor. Thanks for safeguarding our freedoms. And then she put out a tweet. So there's there's so much context. She tweeted out um Ethan and Ela begged me for help. Next time they come crawling to me begging for help with Reddit and CPS stuff, I'm not going to help them. And so I was like, "Really? We begged you?" Oh, there's so much [ __ ] It's such a messy uh conversation. Do we have these videos that I posted? We do not. It's not a big deal. Or the tweet she did about um about us begging her for help.

Uh, let me see. We were all on vacation, guys. You know, I I uh God damn.

Um Oh, I Jesus Christ, this conversation is long. All right, she shared DMs from Ela. God damn it. Why can't I zoom in on this when it's full screen? [Music] So I said, "We begged you for help." She said, "Yes, Ela asked me for help and I've been back and forth with Reddit for you. They did a whole investigation into the Reddit stuff at my request." Literally, like I said, I'd happily go out of my way to help you or anyone else who I think is dealing with censorship online. May nobody ever write such disgusting, soulless, heinous things about your children someday, as I'm sure you'll have as little empathy for them as I do for you now. But you got that Hassan retweet, so who knows, maybe you'll get a chance after all. I have zero stake in the drama between you and Hassan. I'm sorry that I believe an online rumor about your dog. Genuinely, you believed an online rumor about my dog. This was about my Again, she's doing it. You're talking about my kids eating dog [ __ ] It's not a rumor about my dog. That the interesting part is not that my dog shit's in the house. It's that my children are eating dog [ __ ] and getting giardia and that's why the CPS is at my house. Let me read that again for you dummy. God damn it. I can't zoom in more. She said, um, he needs to stop spouting vile Zionist propaganda and log off for long enough to get his house his head straight and clean up his house so his kids aren't crawling around in dog feces. So, she says, "Sorry, I believed a rumor about your dog." It's crazy. She's like allergic to um she's like a magnetic uh repellent to accountability. Here's a tweet from her. Thank you. Someone tell Ethan and his wife to stop begging me for help with the Reddit situation if he's going to post rants like this. I've been nothing but respectful to Ethan during his entire meltdown and went out of his way to help Ela and him barely a month ago after they asked me.

Um, oh yeah, I got mad because I said Taylor Loren begins the sweeping process. She is without a doubt the biggest hack loser in journalism. I say this in quotes because any reputable or would hire for free after insane lane scandal. What a terrible and talentless person. She said Taylor Hassan got banned for 24 hours for covering the shooters manifesto. Yet another example of social media censorship of news newsworthy information which was so dumb because you know you guys know what Hassan does on his stream.

Um, thank you. Oh, this is the same one. Oh, here's the videos. Nice. Loren, I am so So, this is the video that started this whole thing. And I'm doing a little out of order just cuz I'm trying to piece it together. so glad that you brought this up. You know, I know you have a problem. I said, uh, she, this is the comment. I don't know if you guys remember, but she it was so heinous and offensive that I had to go through a few people, including Tom and a few other people that I know that know her to find out if this account was really her because I wanted to make sure before I talked about it because it's almost unbelievably uh gross. He needs to log off. Every influencer has a snark page and if he wants it taken down, he needs to go through legal channels, not publicly uh bait them. Normally, I would have sympathy, but Ethan has spent the past year absolutely terrorizing and stalking anyone, even stalking anyone. And he's and he's obsessed with his son while spouting vile Zionistic propaganda. He needs to log off for a long time and get his head straight and clean up his house so his kids aren't crawling around in dog [ __ ] Remember she characterized that as sorry I believed a rumor about your dog. Like oh my god. So anyway telling the truth. You were fired in disgrace from your previous job at the Washington Post for lying. Uh very embarrassing by the way. Um and not surprised you haven't been able to find a job since then. And frankly, I don't think you have much hope, especially after this. But let's see. The reason that we ever got in touch is because Taylor Loren's 3.0, she has a snark meme page that posted such an obscenely mean, psychotic message about me. We had to actually chat with people that knew her firsthand to see if it was actually her that left the message. Let me read it to you. This was on a on a me stalking anyone obsessed with his house so his kids aren't crawling around in dog feces. Here's the best part guys. This was after CPS was called. Oh yeah, I forgot that. Can you imagine that, right, guys? And then this and then when she finds out that we're trying to figure out if it was her or not, she gets in touch with Ela through a fan and pretty much begs to help us. She I'm so sorry about the CPS comment. You know, I didn't mean it. Um, let me help you with Reddit. I know people there. Okay, sure. She reached out to Reddit. It amounts to nothing. And uh, we talked. I don't know. We talked for like a day once and she tried to begging. We've been begging you for help. Are you actually [ __ ] out of your mind? Yeah. So, she says, "Oh, I you were begging me for help." What happened was she heard from other people that we saw this post and she messaged Ela in a panic being like, "I'm so sorry. Can I help you with this?" And we're like, "Sure." And then she she has the balls to say we were begging her. We have receipts of it all.

Um Oh, wait. God, it's such a mess. Loren, I am so So that was that. Yeah. No. Is this the video? No. Here it is. Is this the video? No. Did I close the video? Yep. There, Loren. I am so glad that you brought this up. Oh my god. I know you have a problem telling the truth. Stand back and stand by. Thank you, Zach. Right on Q. That they don't know what the [ __ ] they're doing. Let me find this [ __ ] video. the biggest load that we've seen. Here's this. [Music] We're fine. We're fine. We're going to be fine, guys. We're fine. All right. I guess I can close this window. No problem. [Music] What are we looking for? Um, I don't care about Hassan retweets. I know you think I'm on someone's side, but it's just not the case. Are you too cowly to admit that what the rumor was actually about?

I said, "It's about my dog. Are you Can you act?" She says, "No, I saw a rumor that said your dog had been pooping all over the floor where your kids play." I now know that's false. And like I said, I re by the way, she left that comment after CPS came to the house. I now know that's false. Like I said, I really apologize for falling for that because I know how hard it is when people bring kids into it. I reached out to my detective at the LAPD who deals with my stalking case when Ela said people were calling CPS to see if there was anything they could do because I've had people call CPS and my family members and part of a harassment campaign that I think is abhorrent. Seems like you seems quite heartless thing to repeat as a rumor and the same paragraph urging me to get help seems quite calculated and intentional. You knew exactly what you were writing and why you changed up when you realized that I saw it and you didn't want the world to know what depraved lunatic you were. Even if I disagree with you on every single thing politically, I do those things because these are issues I care about. Again, Ethan, I'm sorry I posted something false in a single comment on my meme page. Again, you It's like OJ being like, "Okay, fine. I had one accident with the knife. I literally had one tiny accident with the knife only. Michael Jackson being like, "Okay, fine." Like, I had a kid stay over my house a little too long one time. You know what I mean?

Um, but also, why do you have a meme page? You're a journalist. That's [ __ ] pathetic and weird. Why does Taylor Loren have a meme

page? Taylor, I have plenty of sources. I really don't need help from an out-of-work hack, two-bit journalist, which you offered. By the way, you said I begged. Are you sure about that? The minute someone said it was false, I have gone out of my way to help you and your family. Again, this was after the CPS call. This was after I already talked about it. If you don't need my help, then that's fine. Did I beg you for help? You did ask me for help, and I did spend hours of my time trying to help because I was willing to give you the benefit of the doubt. Taylor, did I beg you for help? Did we even ask you for help, or did you offer to help? forced to be honest. She says, "I offered to help." Which I am happy to do because I care about these issues. Okay, so she lied. She said we were begging her for help. Now she admits, "Okay, fine. I offered help, but it's just because I care about Snark so much, despite retweeting Banipan." And by the way, Ethan's addict. Most of y'all probably seen this psychopath popping up here and there. This guy's Ethan's Addict. She's retweeting him. And Ela messaged me repeatedly asking for help. We literally just asked for a follow-up like three days after because she never followed up with us. Are you sure Ela even asked you for help ever? Or did you offer? Again, I have no ill will. Literally none. But after spending hours helping you, it's confusing why you're lashing out. I offered, and she asked. Which is it? You said we begged you for help. I offered, she asked. Which came first? Ma'am, honesty is an important aspect of being a journalist. She never asked you for help. She literally asked if I follow up with Reddit again. She cannot tell the truth. And she, by the way, was planning to leak this, which is why she's talking so cryptically, right? She's so desperate to make herself look like the good guy victim. Your offer to help was not sincere. It was made out of self-preservation. And we all knew that. She, by the way, she panicked and messaged Ela. That's her ask. She What? What happened? She posted Ela's DM. God, such a messy interaction. Yeah. So, Ela posted something to her story, and then she Oh, so okay, so Ela's like, "Oh, we begged you." So, here's the conversation. Let's see. Ela now in my DMs calling me a lonely ass. So stupid. It was a story. She tagged you personally. She's making it sound like Ela's harassing her in the DMs. No, she tagged you. She tagged you in a public story and called you that. Oh, you know what? I think I see where the confusion came from. Whenever you tag someone on your story, it shows up to them in their DMs. I know that. Yeah. Yeah. No, I know you get it. But she's she's a journalist about new media. She knows the difference between a tag and a DM. Well, she's older than you. I just I mean, at 41, who knows? I'm surprised she's not exclusive to Facebook. So, wait, what is this? What's the context here? That's her. This is her response, right? So, where's where's Ela's DM? It's previous. Ela's now in the DMs calling me a lonely ass. And then now now we need Ela's DM. Now squint your eyes, but I feel like that comes later. Turn your head sideways. I'm not going to do that. Do you see him? See who? If you can see Jesus, subscribe right now. Oh no. [Music] Uh, she says, "This is when the concern trolling starts, and it really, really is disgusting." That's her asking for an update to your alleged genuine offer for help. It is genuine, and even as you attack me today, I'd help you if you were being censored online. But when you lash out over comments that are completely unrelated to you, it's really disturbing. I hope you find peace and realize that not everyone is against you and not everyone is involved in some plot to take you down. I mean that, Ethan. I was like, "Wow, dude. Thank you, Taylor. I really appreciate your genuine concern for my health and well-being." And then I posted this message again. Ethan needs to stop spouting Zionist propaganda and clean up his house so his kids stop eating dog. I'm sorry you disagree with Hassan on so many things, and it has nothing to do with me, but lashing out at me because I'm talking about speech rights is so silly. I am concerned, man. There are so many people who are genuinely not against you in any way, and you seem not to realize that. You think I'm out to get you? It's so ridiculous. Yeah. after CPS came. I'm not making any apologies and I'm not making any concessions on this. You participate in spreading this rumor, especially after they visited. I don't need to know anything else about you. Having had CPS called on my relatives before, I completely understand. No, you don't. That happened to your relatives, and then you don't understand because you continue to spread that lie online after it happened. I really am sorry you had to go through all that, and I'm sorry I believed an online rumor and left a single Instagram reply once on my meme page. But I hope you re Charles Manson's like, "Okay, fine. I went to a party I wasn't invited to one time. What's the big deal?" I hope you realize, Ethan, I am not out to get you and I am not involved in whatever drama you have with his son or anyone else. Charles Manson wasn't there, for the record. Right. Okay. I had Right. That's right. I'll have to amend that. I said, "You'll never be anything more to me than someone that spread the rumor that CPS interviewed my children, searched my home. That's it." Like I said, that's your prerogative. But I hope one day you'll realize that a lot of people aren't out to get you, and you're lashing out at people, a lot of people who really mean well. Anyway, I hope you and your family stay safe. Ela is a very generous and kind person according to everyone I know. And I hope she's had to deal with any of the stuff that I hope she's and I hate that she's had to deal with any of the stuff. I said, "I don't care. You can stop typing to me." That's too bad. But I hope one day you'll care about how your actions affect others. I actually do care a lot about that. Uh, since the CPS visit, not in the way that you want, but yes, I do care. And now go back to pretending your dream is to have a Substack while being completely blasted, blacklisted from anyone serious in your field. A little snarky. Sure. Well, okay. Well, I am glad to hear that. And like I said, I'll always defend people's right to free speech. I'm sorry you took that personally. If you ever do get some distance and realize I am not out to get you, feel free to reach out anytime. In the meantime, stay safe and take care. This is very strange and weird, Ethan. You're lashing out and spouting nonsense because you're hurting. She's turning into Michael Jackson. I've continued to be kind and generous to you. You should ask yourself why you respond with such vitriol when someone is showing you kindness. What? I can tell you're hurting, but please know that I am not the enemy here. Ma'am, enjoy your evening. Cheers. Sent the message again, clearly trying to not talk to her anymore. Cheers, Ethan, and take care of yourself and hope you get to log off and spend time with your family. It's like, oh my god, such an obnoxious loser. Then this happened a few days later when people were showing evidence that she was participating in H3 Snark. So I was like, hold the phone. After all that grandstanding, you're participating with H3 Snark. And at this point, even if she's not, she's retweeting snark stuff like every day, all the time. Like she's absolutely a snarker. There's no question. So, have you participated in H3 snark? Absolutely not. I don't even have a Reddit account. I've only seen stuff of what Ela sent me, despite engaging with Ethan's Attic and Bannon and all the other famous snarker accounts online and retweeting it all. Why would I participate in snark against you? Not only am I against Snark communities, I have absolutely nothing against you. I'm sorry for what you're going through, but this stuff has nothing to do with me. I really do wish you the best, Ethan. Like I said, you're being ignorant right now. I'm sorry. I once fell for an online rumor about your kids crawling around on a dirty floor. I left a single reply saying that once in the comment section of a meme page that has nothing to do. Like, if she could at least be like, "That was out of line. That was super hurtful and messed up." Especially after CPS came. No, it's always got to be, "I'm so sorry that I left one comment about a silly rumor about your dogs." I know how much it sucks to have false stuff said about you online. You lied about me repeatedly in your IG stories. You also had kids. I was parenting targeted in online harassment campaigns. It sucks. It's horrific. And I really do emphasize blah blah blah blah blah. Oh yeah, this was the first time I heard from girl from a microphone. She was having a DM conversation with Taylor Loren and showed an excerpt of her saying something really messed up about how she doesn't think I killed Shredder on purpose. She thinks I am responsible for Shredder's death, which is again such a deep snark. Like if you're talking about my dog dying from cheese, that is you are on H3 snark. I I was always, you know, sad, loved Shredder, and, you know, I always felt for you, obviously, but after having Rocky completely changes like you I you know, like I Yeah. It's your baby. Yeah, Shredder was my soul dog. He was he was my my perfect little boy, and he was, you know, and that's these people. They want to hurt me. They want to say the the thing that they know will hurt me the most. One of the main moderators and people that she's interacting with is named Shredder Cheese. By the way, she's retweeting bad empanada. You know what his new Twitter account is? Because he's always getting bad empanada CPS. She's retweeting that account and in the same breath telling me that I don't support snark. Maybe that's is that a code or something? I mean, never mind. Anyway, it sounds for child protective service. Yeah. Yeah, I know. Well, that's just another meme. Now they all put CPS in their name because they think it's funny. He got banned on Instagram again. I saw that's that's normal [ __ ] for him, right? I mean, he just makes accounts. But Taylor Lorenz, are are apparently serious journalists, is repeating bad empanada CPS. Um, so then after all this happened, she said, um, she posted Cat's story, my war on women, and said, Ethan is a Ethan is sexually harassing young girls. After this whole exchange, and then I said, "Right, you need to write me an apology because that's messed up insane." Then she posted this 12-year-old video. Um, I read all this. So, let me just go forward. Y I read all this blah blah blah. Oh god, this is so hard to follow. I had to keep it under one minute. So, I was just This is like F-tier enemy of the show. I miss I miss like Jake Dootle giving us a video at least when we got back from break. in. Yeah, I'm working with what I got here. Um, I left the New York Times to become a columnist and to work for an amazing editor at Washington Post, who also, by the way, she doesn't work for anymore. But I just want to make it clear once again. I'm asking you please stop harassing me and posting sexual stuff about us in your stories. You're endangering me and directing waves of abuse. And your response is threatening to me because I said, you know, this is defamation. She goes, "You're threatening to bankrupt me." Well, maybe you should stop saying that I sexually harass young girls and doubling down on it. I said, "Why don't you work at at Washington Post anymore?" Because my editor and I went there to work for retired and left the company. And I'm not sure if you've seen what's been happening at Washington Post. Um, yeah. There's also a story about you lying to your editors and publicly about calling Joe Biden a war criminal and you being extraordinarily humiliated and embarrassed and disgraced. That's probably why you were forced to resign. I want to make it very clear. I am asking you to stop posting sexual comments about me and remember to Instagram and endangering my physical safety. It's like, what the [ __ ] This is all from me saying Hassan is not into you as a joke because she made some America deserves to be terrorized. Really? You're endangering my safety, and your response to me asking you to please stop is threatening. Shut up. I want to make it very clear. Oh god, it's so hard to. All right, hold on. I want to make it clear. I'm asking you to stop. You're threatening to bankrupt me. You know, if someone rich is threatening to bankrupt you, which I didn't do for for um defaming them, probably a good idea is to either stop defaming them or retract that I'm sexually harassing young girls. There's nothing fanfic. I said, "Wow, you're doing fanfiction now. Message me when you've calmed down. I'm really not interested." And she keeps going. There's nothing fanfic about what you did. I hope you can stop making sexualized comments about me and other girls on Instagram and your podcast, and that you can wind down this harassment campaign that's endangering mine and others' safety. It's like, oh my god, the victim complex is crazy. I just said, "LOL. I have a very dangerous stalker." Um, I'm not going to show that because it just says his name. Whatever. Um, I've tried to help you. I care. The stuff you've been posting about me the last few weeks with the weird sexual comments only exasperates these types of people. What? Again, all I said was that Hassan's not into you. I don't have a problem with you criticizing me, but I hope you can refrain from making sexual comments and sexual speculating about my sex life. Bro, I cannot believe you posted. So, she posted it to her timeline of her saying she's a young girl, and I saw people were already making fun of that. So, I said, "I cannot believe you posted this cringe to your timeline. You posted yourself saying you're a young girl. That's so wild." Well, I guess I'm cringe then, Ethan. That's the most boomer thing ever, by the way. Do you think you're a young girl? Like, that's an insane framing, don't you think? Like, can you please just be honest at least a little bit? It's insane to even if I'm sexually harassing you, which is the biggest reach in the world, even if that's true, can you at least admit that characterizing that as sexually harassing young girls is a stretch? I'd say more than a stretch. I'd say it's harmful to actual victims. It's defin I mean, it's just an outright falsehood. Yeah. s. And by the way, if this was about what I said to you, you're calling yourself a young girl. Like, that's very clearly not a 40-year-old woman. Um, god damn it, it goes too fast. Hang on, guys. Bear with me. Stand by. Um, okay. Hold on. Here we go. Thank you, Zach. So then I start turning it on her because she's doing this thing where she's like, if I keep telling him he's sexually harassing women, maybe maybe it will be true, or she was obviously just trying to mess with me. She's very deliberately just being like a troll. Yeah. Well, like you said, for sure she meant to show these at some point. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. She's trying too hard to be like a victim, though. It's just it comes off like so crazy. Um, so I said, "Will you stop preying on children in Roblox?" Which I think is like fairly accurate. If you're talking to minors without their parents knowing, that's kind of unethical. Reporting on young people protesting Roblox is not preying on young children, Ethan. Really? And me making a dumb joke about you is not sexually harassing young girls? You're That's so obviously my point. A slew of major news outlets covered the Roblox protests, and yet you never hear about those ones. There's nothing about the story that's predatory in any capacity. Said, "You were DMing. You were in the DMs of underage kids. Did their parents know? Yes or no?" She doesn't answer that question. She avoids that question. She said previously, which you can see in that content cop, that she does has spoken with kids without their parents knowing. And then she has to convince underage kids to let her into their house. She said that, dude. That's pretty weird. I don't think she's a pedophile. She was talking about influencers, right? Like Yeah. Like the hype houses, clout houses. Just for people don't have context. Yeah. So, like I don't I'm not I don't think she's a pedophile. Yeah. But I think that's pretty weird behavior. And again, if you're going to accuse me of sexually harassing young girls, I think it's pretty like equally a preposterous to accuse you of maybe even less so. But my point is is that this accusation I'm making is preposterous. It's not something I would do. And it's as preposterous as what you're saying. But somehow you understand that she doesn't see my point. And it's endlessly uh fascinating. So you were in the DMs of underage girls. Did their parents know? Yes or no? Are you accusations against me a projection? This just talking to her the way she talked to me. Wait, what the hell? Taylor, go so slow. Yeah, we're we're almost done here. Oh my god. Okay, I want to read this because this is like my official because I knew she was going to share this. So, I was like, "All right, let's let's make sure I got a good comment here for posterity." Taylor, god damn it. Ah, you moved too fast. Taylor, you keep claiming I am currently being misogynistic and sexualizing young girls. Please cite a current example or one from the past 5 to 10 years. The example you cited from April of 2014 in response to the bravery jerk subreddit. I deleted that video in 2016 because I felt it was in bad taste and regretted making it. After all, part of maturing as an adult is identifying and addressing poor choices made in the past. The clip you cited was resurrected a year ago on YouTube drama. The fact that you use that clip, particularly when the only people continuing to circulate it are snarkers instead of one from the past decade, emphasizes you're intentionally misleading people. If you believe my complaint for copyright infringement lacks merit, then analyze their merits. By refusing to do so, you are implicitly conceding my copyright claims have merit. Again, her response to me suing those three bozos was, "I'm a misogynist." She was on that train. Amen. Instead of providing your analysis on the merits, you are disseminating fabricated falsehoods that I am misogynistic and a habitual sexual harasser, particularly of young girls. When you know that is not true, the reason is obvious to everyone. If you admit that the complaint lays out a strong claim of malicious copyright infringement, which they clearly do, your claims of misogyny, harassment are completely unfounded, and my lawsuit seeks justice to vindicate a wrong that is evident to any reasonable person. So again, please provide any evidence and make it good because this type of accusation has special weight with defamation. Being mean or making a light joke like you flirting with Hassan is not sexual harassment. So I I gave it to her after all this. Please just show me one example from the past 12 years of me sexually harassing young girls. Her response, I think you're weaponizing claims of copyright infringement to intentionally terrorize young women creators who have been harassed for months. Okay. Why? Just because they're women. I think that's pretty awful behavior. So that's why I'm sexually So my lawsuits is proof that I'm sexually harassing young girls. I also think it's hypocritical. Consider you said on tape that anyone could use your videos and you wouldn't sue them. Oh my god, that's another snarker talking point. She literally there is no way she's not on Snark. It's just another dumb thing. And again, you guys know, not only did I have I retracted that many times, but in the very clip that was posted to Snark that your dumb, pathetic, quote unquote journalist ass cut out 2 seconds afterwards when I said, "Except for full re-uploads of my content. That is obviously not fair use." And laughed about it because it's so obvious I felt I didn't even need to say it. You pathetic loser. And by the way, again, shifting the goalpost, changing the whole narrative. She says, "I'm sexually harassing young girls." A very serious accusation that I take very seriously. Her response is to be like, "Well, actually, you're a hypocrite because you said people can react to your content." No, you need to answer my [ __ ] question. I gave I said, "Give me one example." Yeah. One example. And she says, "Well, you're a hypocrite because you said people can react to your content. Why are we even talking about anything else until that's addressed?" That's it. She She is so crazy to talk to. It's so maddening the way that she conducts herself. I should think blah blah blah. I don't know if it's actual claims have merit. I'm not a copyright lawyer. Well, maybe you should think about that before you accuse me of misogyny. Don't you think? Like just going to misogyny because there's three women seems kind of insane if you haven't even considered the legal merit, right? Again, this person's a journalist. She worked for the New York Times and Washington Post. How embarrassing is that for them? Not that they she didn't work there anymore. Your girl here is to silence speech and bankrupt these women, is it not? What does it matter when you don't even know the the merits of the claims? Like why? Why? Why? You're you can your continued comments about women are misogynistic. You continue to make sexualized comments about me and other women. You're facilitating an ongoing aggressive harassment campaign towards all of us is endangering our physical safety. Like it's not bad. It's not enough to say I'm sexually harassing young girls. Now I'm endangering their safety. Please stop commenting. How? Like, please stop commenting on my sexuality and my sex life. Now it's expanding. I'm talking about her sexuality. Never talk like how big is this. But when it comes to CPS and your family, it's my bad. So sorry. I believe they my new rumor about your dog. It's all tweet. Your continued comments about women is misogynistic. Um, please stop commenting on my sexuality and sex life by speculating on who I want to sleep with. Like, oh my god, it's gross and yes, it's harassment. Excuse me. I asked you to provide me an example. You seem not to be able to do that. And once again, floundering examples of you posting about me. Don't ask me questions. Show me a [ __ ] example of the numerous times I've sexually harassed young girls. That's why I was like, "Cat got your tongue?" I said, "No, of you of me sexually harassing young women within the past 5 years." And then she says, she's trying to interpret that as an admission. She goes, "I'm really glad to hear that you feel bad for your past behavior, including when you made sexual comments to children in a video game." Now she's bringing up the Facebook [ __ ] meta video. You guys remember that? The meta video. I wonder where she found that. Oh yeah, this all snarkers hits. It's all snark hits. And she has the hoods, but it's here. And I'm so sorry to use the Yiddish word. I know that's probably triggering to you. Did we talk? We didn't get into all that yet. I'm asking you to Now, she's kind of accusing me of being a little pedophile here a little bit here, you know, but the thing is the way that I'm accusing her is like obviously a parody of the way that she's interrogating me and trying to highlight the absurdity of her accusations. Like if I'm a sexually harassing girls, then you're a child predator. It's the same logic. I don't believe she's a child predator or anything like that. And and and just the same way that I know she doesn't believe that I'm sexually harassing young girls. Mhm. What I'm asking you to do is stop sexually making sexualized comments about me and other women as part of online harassment campaigns that endangers our safety. I said, "LOL. What? Like I said, you are sexually harassing myself and other women by speculating about our sex lives. Again, one joke about Hassan's not into you. And then the other one being that the Miss joke that I made about Ana and Ian that I immediately corrected because you guys were like, "That's weird. What do you mean by that?" And I was like, "Oh, it's all there right in the clip. It's all right there." As I said, "Can you make show me a single example?" I said, "Yeah, you're unable to provide a single example." That's what we call defamation. A single example of you making sexualized comments on Instagram. Yes. Can you show it to me, please? Show it to me. She won't show it to me. Despite having apparently all of the snarker greatest hits talking points at the tip of her fingers. I will ask once again that you please stop endangering me and other women's safety by furthering this harassment campaign and making sexist comments about women. Fantastic. No, I realize it's official. And then there's an ad for Amazon. Um, so that's a lot of backstory. And now it obviously continued. Uh, the fun continued. Let me see if I can kind of yada yada through this. You said you wanted to get to 10. Um, but yeah. So, this is all highlights of the conversation I just posted, so I can skip a lot of this. She continues to, let's see, call me a misogynist. She's back at it again. Let's see what she's been up to on Twitter. Even Klein doesn't deserve my apology. Cat Tenbard writes, "He wants me to feel bad for calling out misogyny. I don't. I want you to feel bad for lying about it. So pathetic. Me criticizing you is not misogyny. It's not um blah blah blah snark and co." So this was the post about the old video that um this guy's such a legend. Antonius or an antonoris. I don't know. I don't know how you spell. I Yeah, I always mispronounce his name, but he's he's a day one. Snark and company are trying to falsely paint Ethan as someone who's inappropriate towards children. Meanwhile, and again, this is the narrative that Taylor's tapping into. Meanwhile, this is their new darling, Taylor Loren, and he posts all the receipts of times that she was inappropriate with kids in terms of not sexually, just to be totally clear. Um, she said, let's see here. The biggest, most challenging thing about my job is getting teenagers to talk to me on the phone and getting them to let you into their house and follow them around. To have a photographer come is overwhelming, and a lot of kids don't want anything to do with it, especially if their parents aren't fully aware of what they're doing. Creepy. Let's talk about more about kids. I mean, I mean, I'm just saying glass house, you know. I spoke to a 17-year-old who organized the largest anti-ICE protest. So, she spoke to a 17-year-old. Oh, [ __ ] Did I close everything? I'm doing my best here, guys. We're working through it. So, she posted a video today. Um, okay. We're almost done. This is the last part. And actually, I haven't watched this yet. We're fine. Thank you, Keem. Keem seems we're fine. Just like my message to Ethan Klein fans and against it. She's doing this as a quote tweet to Ethan's Attic. You guys know that this is like an insane obsessed snarker account. Ethan's community of incels and degenerates have picked up Ethan's line of baseless accusations that Taylor's inappropriate with children. Their evidence, the same dumb [ __ ] Ethan has tried using. And they believe this is worse than Ethan fantasizing about child rape. Where? What? Where are we got? What? She retweeted that, man. And she's mad at me for trying to make a point. Now I'm fantasizing about raping children. Yesesh. This is Antonius made a It's called Sarco trying to falsely paint Ethan as someone who's inappropriate children. Check it out if you want the evidence there. But anyway, I haven't seen it. So, let's see. What's funny is what she's crying about is exactly the point I'm making. You're using an old video to try to run down a dumb [ __ ] obviously untrue point that I'm sexually harassing young girls. It's dumb. It's pathetic. It's stupid. That's the point of what I'm saying. It's a [ __ ] parody of what you're saying. And even though you know it's trash and you said you regret it again though in the initial video you were make you were making fun of a Reddit like you were paring that you know what I mean like you weren't directly talking to a it was meant to par the video was meant as a par to satirize these people right admittedly that video is gross I hate it it's disgusting it's 12 years old I don't like watching any of the old videos of me where I'm [ __ ] saying they're making it sound like you were talking to a kid like the way the the way they're phrasing it, it's insane. I All that stuff's embarrassing. I admit that readily, you know what I mean? I don't like seeing me say slurs. I don't like seeing me saying crude [ __ ] sexual jokes. I don't like seeing me, you know. Mhm. Any of that stuff. But, you know, God bless God bless the human spirit 12 years later and look at me now. I'm nearly perfect. Almost there. We're getting closer every day, Dan. Um, we're getting closer. Anyway, let's see. Let's just watch a minute of this. Ethan Klein fans are literally just like speedrunning every single fake cancellation that I've ever dummy. That's my point. That's literally what you and the snarkers are doing to me. You went through everyone gotten from Fox News or like any of these other right-wing ghouls. The latest thing is that they have discovered these out-of-context quotes that were taken from an interview that I did. Oh my god, that's so horrible. Why would they do this? They're They've taken these quotes out of context and it's old and disproven. Anyway, Ethan sexually harasses young girls and he fantasizes about child rape. Holy [ __ ] with Digi Day back in like five years ago about the hype house. Um, and they're using it to claim that like I go into people's houses and like talk to their your words. It's your words. You said it. I have to convince children to let me into their house when their parents aren't fully aware of what's going on. Those are your words verbatim. Pretty much verbatim. I don't remember the exact words. Their children or some weird [ __ ] Again, this I already went through this cancellation. Okay. We already Yeah, me too. been through all this [ __ ] every time and you think you've you know she's literally posting this 12-year-old video to Twitter. She's posting it from her main account like psycho [ __ ] Had the moral panic about uh you know all of this literally 5 years ago but but now here Ethan Klein fans have come and discovered it again. Now here's the screenshot of some of what I said to Dig today. I just want to make this clear. When I say my job is getting Oh man. Ah this is horrible. She has to explain herself. It's so unfair. It's so cruel that people would be doing this to her and taking it out of context to make a point. Oh my god, it's so 5 years ago. Imagine 12 years ago. I know. This is so 5 years ago. Anyway, you you fantasized about raping children. I think Michael Jackson said that in a second trial. He's like this 5 years ago. I would never rape a child. Stop it. teenagers to talk to me on the phone and getting them. Anyway, it's kind of just funny her malding and just basically proving my point when I worked for the New York Times or the Why are you laying down? What are you two You are you can you are you too lazy to sit up? What is this? What is this? Some kind of third strap? Why is she laying down? It's weird. I don't know how young PR people she run out of energy. Like an entire cadre of people around them. Last time we recording some of this, but what I'm saying in this interview is that it's she's she's having a dream. It was a dream sequence. It's a weird It's a weird shot. A lot. It's a lot to get a young influencer to agree to have you come in with a whole photograph. Yeah, I'm sure. It's really hard and weird, man. Crazy. So, anyway, it's just her coping and trying to explain and hopefully I was hoping that, you know, her and her friends would kind of understand the point I was trying to make, but it doesn't seem that they are. And so, that's basically where we're at. So, Taylor, you know, I'm so sorry that's happening to you and or whatever or I'm happy I'm sorry that's happening to you or happy that it's done or whatever it is. Oh god, I'm sure I missed a lot, but that was basically in a nutshell the Taylor Luren scoop there for you guys. Been having lots of fun, guys. Lots of fun over the break. Um, and uh, that's all I have to say about that. I was kind I know it wouldn't happen, but I was part of me was like, man, I hope Jake Dootle comes out of hiding during break. Just just, you know, a little He did make a cameo in something. Yeah, he So, someone found uh he called into YM or something like years ago and tried to get a free mattress. Yeah. Yeah. Where is that? Let me It's uh number three in Goose and Gas. Yeah, speaking of Jake Dootle, he did he where rear his head. Jake, come on. Mommy's watching. Mommy's watching. What was that? Why do you Oh, he's joking. Hi, Hitler. I'm Jake D. I'm 19 years old. I've been watching the show since I was 16. I've been dealing with Lyme disease since I was 3. During the treatment process, I lost the ability to hold in my urine for about 3 years. So, my piss spot was my mattress. after co I'm getting a double mini. I generally can't tell if he's kidding or not because he's made so many like pretty wild [ __ ] blur. He's playing. I also saw that Saka has an adjustable base. So maybe with that I wouldn't look like such a talk when I'm getting out of bed. I interned as a photographer at SNL. I've taken photos of Christina's favorite and I work with some of the biggest TikTokers in the world. I put all this [ __ ] on my LinkedIn thing and I don't have much funds. If you guys sent me a a a mattress, I'd like that. Wow, very good. Great video. Did he get one? Did he get a mattress? Um, I don't know. Maybe because he didn't make a video about Tom and Christina. So, yeah. Well, okay. I I hope you got that. Threaten him in the DMs. Where's Doodle Doodle? Is he a posting? Ethan, that's not how I'm just looking. I'm not going to watch anything. I'm just genuinely curious. H3 is being a little [ __ ] again. That's good. Shut up. Jake Duty. Jake Duty. Little Got him. [ __ ] wrecked. Oh, he hasn't posted in 3 months. [ __ ] Ahead of his time. This man's going to have to get a job. Like, for real, it's getting to that point. Anyway, that's all I have to say. So, that's the Taylor Ren thing, you know. Thanks for sticking through that. There's a lot of backstory there. Mhm. And uh, there it is. Um, well, that was fun. We're back. We're so back. Mhm. We're so back. We're back, baby. Uh, thanks everyone for watching. Thank you to our members. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. With peace and love. Appreciate that. Tomorrow's Tuesday, which means no show, but we'll be back uh with smiles on our faces for Wednesday. So, guys, have a beautiful, blessed evening, and we'll see you then. Ethan Klein signing out. What's been going on? Bring all together. We going to break it. And if you me tell me you're too bright to see people going to give you up. Never going to let you down. People going to run around and desert you. People going to make