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*Inside Sans and Kirby's house on Christmas Eve...*
Kirby: It's about to be Christmas soon! I am very excited for Christmas! When are we gonna get the presents?
Sans: I'm almost done, Kirby! I'm going to roast the turkey for tonight, and we will get the presents later!
*Sans opens the oven and decides to roast the turkey. Yummy...*
*Sans closed the oven and leaves it roasting like that.*
Kirby: Are you roasting the turkey?
Sans: It is already in the oven! You don't have to worry about it, Kirby.
Kirby: Okay!
Sans: So, are you ready to go to the mall?
Kirby: To the mall? Are we buying the Christmas presents?
Sans: Yes! Now let's go!
*Sans and Kirby leave the house, heading to the shopping mall!*
*Timeskip. At the shopping mall...*
*Malls would usually be less noisy during the night. Wonder why...?*
Kirby: Wow, there's not many people here!
Sans: Yeah, you're right. People usually return their groceries home this time. Besides, not many people would prefer shopping during the night.
Kirby: Oh, I see!
Sans: Heh, I'm not really a shopaholic myself.
Kirby: So, we are just gonna buy those Christmas presents and skip groceries? Then just walk home?
Sans: We're basically gonna do that, so... yeah. Let's just go and find a gift shop.
*Sans and Kirby decide to explore the mall and find the nearest gift shop...*
Sans: Oh, that's the shop we may have been looking for!
Kirby: Nice, I wonder what they have in store! Let's go that way!
(They entered the store!)
Sans: As you say, Kirby.
(And they proceed to start their way into the store!)
*Sans and Kirby explore deeper in the shop, looking for the perfect gifts!*
*Hmm? Are they done looking for presents yet?*
*At the counter...*
Mario: Welcome to my shop! It's nice to see you guys again! Anyways, the items you are buying will cost you a total of RM36.90!
Sans (carries a large money bag): Okay. Just take my entire stock.
*Sans casually drops the money bag onto the cashier table and Mario looks proud of himself.*
Mario: Bye-bye!
*Sans and Kirby leave the gift shop...*
*They both gathered at the spot where they first arrived at the mall.*
Sans: Christmas presents... check! So which way is the exit?
Kirby: That way!
Sans: Thank you, Kirby.
(They leave to find the exit!)
*Ain't it quite easy to find the exit in a less-crowded mall, especially at night?*
Kirby: That way!
*They are getting close to where they are supposed to go... to exit the mall!*
*They leaped on by another step to find the exit!*
Kirby: We are near the exit!
*???*
Sans: Why are the sirens ringing?
Kirby: I don't know what is going on now!
Sans: Hold on... I think I could smell some smoke from that direction...
Dora: Guys! Guys! We have to get out of the mall right now! The fire is getting to us at a high velocity!
Sans: Gosh. We heard her, Kirby.
Kirby: Let's go, Sans.
*Dora, Sans, and Kirby decide to part ways while finding the exit.*
Sans: Now, which way should we go? Now, which way should we go?
Kirby: Follow me!
*Sans and Kirby are heading to the exit...*
Newsperson: A huge fire outbreak is currently happening at this local town. (Ambulance sirens and more fire in the background outside the mall.) It seems like the fire is getting worse and worse by the second. There are also suspicions of customers knowing that one monster truck known as Blaze who is causing the fire. There are no evidence of the case so far.
*The news continues playing on the background on Sonic's TV. Sonic is eating his chili dog at the meantime.*
Sonic: Hey, that mall seemed familiar... Well, I better go out and find out the source of the fire!
*Sonic leaves the apartment while the news is still playing.*
Sonic: I have no idea where the fire came from anyway. I think I'm running out of time! And thankfully, my neighborhood's still not affected by the fire!
(Horn-honking in the distance...)
Blaze (while still honking): Yes it is.
*Okay, even Sonic's neighborhood is on fire. Was Blaze really the one mentioned in the news earlier...?*
Sonic: Damn it! Oh well, I should really hurry up right now!
*Sonic accelerates to look where the fire actually came from.*
*Meanwhile, outside Sans and Kirby's house...*
Sans: No, even our house is on fire!
Kirby: We should hurry up right now!
Sans: Let's enter the house right now.
*Wow, how are Sans and Kirby breathing fine and can walk effortlessly while the HOUSE is literally on fire?!*
Kirby: Wow, the fire is worse than I expected!
Sans: We should hurry up to the kitchen.
*They moved to the kitchen. Why don't they take out the fire first...?*
Kirby (watches as the kitchen burns): Aww, not the kitchen!
Sans: Wait a second! The turkey!
Kirby: The turkey! Oh no...
*Sans and Kirby check the condition of their oven.*
*Sans opens the oven. The turkey seems to be... burnt.*
Sans: Shoot, the turkey kinda burnt. I also didn't remember what kind of ingredients have I put in the turkey.
Kirby: Oh, you didn't remember that?
*The oven starts to shake...*
Sans: The oven sounds like it's crumbling.
Kirby: Wait, something's gonna happen!
*The oven explodes in front of their faces.*
Sans: I smell something fishy...
Evil Turkey: Hahahahahaha! I'm finally alive!
Kirby: Did that turkey just talk?
Sans: Yup, it just did. I think that turkey might have been the cause of the fire earlier.
Evil Turkey: Oh, so you both know what caused the fire. Well, it's nice that I'm no longer going to be your Christmas turkey for tonight.
Sans: So it's true after all. I have no idea why you are doing this, but you have to stop this right now! How do we even stop this mess in the first place?
Kirby: That's right! How do we stop fire? How can we turn things back to normal?
Evil Turkey: I'm glad you guys have asked. Well then, let's play a little game. All you have to do is to catch me before midnight strikes. It may sound simple, but it won't be easy. You only have a few more hours left. We will be meeting in Snowy Hills.
Sans: Catch you, you mean 'defeating' you? Snowy Hills. That sounds interesting.
Kirby: Okay...
Evil Turkey: If you both fail to catch me by midnight, I will become immortal and the unerasable fire will continue spreading around the world. You guys are wasting your time as we speak. So it's time we say goodbye for now.
Sans: Hold on there, whatever turkey you are!
*The turkey snaps away from the oven. Where did it go?*
*Sans closes the oven back hesitantly...*
Sans: That bad boy just chose the worst place to hide...
Kirby: Oh? Did that turkey give us an advantage?
Sans: Yeah, sort of. I just figured out how to get rid of the turkey.
Kirby: Oh, won't you mind explaining to me?
Sans: Well, here is how we do it.
*Scene shifts to an imaginary scene of a mountain in Snowy Hills as Sans starts explaining his plan. Sounds like a cartoon troupe, right?*
Sans: There are three rare ingredients which are scattered across Snowy Hills.
*Sans goes ahead and explains the next step of his plan.*
Sans: We need to collect those ingredients and combine them into a potion.
*Wow, Sans must've got that plan from some old magical cookbook...*
Kirby: I see! So what does that potion do?
Sans: It could reverse the effects of the turkey. Be mindful that there are dangerous enemies to face.
*Enemies, he meant by 'wolves'? These canines are not only hostile, but plain cruel.*
Kirby: Got it, Sans! So we use that potion on the turkey and we're done?
Sans: Yeah, that's how we will basically do the mission. One mistake and we'll be going home in a coffin.
Kirby: Oh, I see! We need to get to that turkey ASAP!
Sans: Well, I guess that is all we need to know about the mission. Let's hope it doesn't go cold.
*Scene transitions back to the kitchen, still on fire.*
Sans: Do you know how to execute this mission now? This isn't gonna be easy, like the turkey said earlier.
Kirby: I understood, Sans! But can I please go on my own?
Sans: Are you sure about this, Kirby? It's too dangerous to go alone.
Kirby: I mean, someone's gotta take care of the presents. And there's no dinner on the table...
Sans: You do have a point, Kirby. The least I could do is to wish you a safe trip!
Kirby: Thank you, Sans!
*Kirby proceeds to leave the house carefully. The house is slowly burning, so is the town, so Kirby should hurry. Sans is rooting!*
Kirby: It's still hot out here... Sans will rely on me now... I have to save Christmas before it's too late!
Sonic: Ah...! Hey, Kirby! What are you doing here? I was so worried about you and Sans.
Kirby: Sans and I are okay, but... Our turkey just got burnt in the oven and caused a fire...
Sonic: Huh, so you knew the cause of the fire disease? You guys seriously overburnt a turkey? That sucks.
Kirby: It ended up really bad that it ran off on its own. Which is why I am here.
Sonic: Ah, I see! So, the turkey became some sort of evil thing and just ran off? Tell me more about it.
Kirby: That turkey wanted us to 'chase' it before midnight! We have to meet it at Snowy Hills. We also need to find ingredients to make a potion for it! Lastly, we need the potion to 'catch' the turkey!
Sonic: Ah, I see! So, do you need any help? 'Cause I believe you can't go on your own on a snowy mountain!
Kirby: I would be happy to have someone's company! Don't worry, Sans is taking care of dinner and presents.
Sonic: Thanks, Kirby. I'm glad you needed it. Let's wish the best on our journey!
Kirby: We can do it!
Sonic: Well, we should head to the airport right now. We don't wanna fail this mission.
Kirby: Let's do this!
*Timeskip. Sonic and Kirby have arrived at the airport.*
*Sonic and Kirby enter the terminal to get their flight tickets to Snowy Hills...*
*...while Sonic and Kirby also went out to have their late-night supper before starting their journey!*
*Of course, the price is worth something small yet brings a huge impact to their energy!*
*After that, they entered the departure area to look for their departure gate to Snowy Hills!*
*They don't have much time to waste, so all they need is to hurry up ASAP!*
*They are a few steps closer to their gate!*
*After entering Goku's private plane, they took their time to choose the comfiest seats!*
*They might actually fall asleep knowing it's nighttime.*
*Malaysia Airlines Flight MH5086... now flying to Snowy Hills!*
*The blue sky breezes as well as the air is fresh at Snowy Hills...*
Sonic: Let's go that way!
(Sonic and Kirby drops off at the safest spawn point of Snowy Hills.)
*Their quest has started! Wonder how Sonic and Kirby will go on their epic yet freezing quest?*
*As long as the snow isn't falling, they are hurrying to the mountains to get the ingredients...*
*They are still quite far from the turkey! Maybe it's best to get those ingredients then face against it!*
*They've arrived at their first mountain!*
Kirby: Let's climb that mountain!
*The blizzard kicks in intensely as Sonic and Kirby attempt to climb that mountain!*
*They may be struggling, but they are determined to save BreadButterVille from further burn damage!*
Sonic: Watch out! They're after us!
*The wolves are there chilling for a moment...*
*...until Sonic and Kirby rammed 'em all together! Maybe those wolves were as easy to defeat.*
Kirby: Let's hurry!
*They continue embarking on their journey while defeating a bunch of wolves and occasionally getting themselves hurt a bunch of times when being reckless.*
*Sonic sends another wolf flying with another one of his punches! Someone needs to mod a Sonic nerf in Smash.*
*Sonic expresses his laughter and jokes about how wolves are weak and so on.*
Kirby: We still haven't found any ingredients! Yet I'm already hungry now...
Sonic: Hey, it seems like there's a wooden cabin nearby! Maybe we could see what's in store over there!
Kirby: Hooray! A store! I hope we can get something there!
Sonic: Well then, let's just head to the cabin now!
*Now, Sonic and Kirby are heading to the wooden cabin! They can't reach it without fighting more wolves along the way.*
Kirby: The cabin is right here! We should enter right now!
*Sonic casually yapping and asking several questions about the seller and being a chatterbox in general.*
*Sonic ordered himself a chili dog and Kirby got himself ice-cream. They also got a campfire set to ease the cold!*
*They also bought the first ingredient, which is wheat?! Also, why are they eating in the blizzard?*
*Anyways, back to climbing mountains. The blizzard really does make things harder for them, hmm?*
*They are clearly struggling to climb the mountains due to either the blizzard itself... or even wolves?*
*Another horde of wolves has been encountered by them!*
*Sonic and Kirby are preparing themselves for the fight...*
Sonic (preparing a sword stance with Kirby): We got this, Kirby!
(Kirby also raises his sword!)
*They both have eliminated huge waves of wolves with their swords! FYI, Sonic can do just fine with his bare fists or feet.*
*Their quest is still ongoing. So far, 1 out of 3 ingredients are found.*
*Speaking of ingredients...*
Sonic (holding a red bell pepper): Hey, could this be one of the ingredients we're looking for?
Kirby: That's not a tomato...
Sonic: Ah, my bad.
*Sonic and Kirby continue their quest again. They don't seem to be doing well when it comes to climbing mountains again...*
Sonic: Where did Kirby go?
(While Kirby fell off the mountain's peak besides him. Is Sonic blind?)
Kirby: Sorry. Just a little stumble.
(Thankfully, Kirby has his warp star at all times!)
Sonic (turns to Kirby): Ah, alright. Then let's keep going! The blizzard is getting worse... Hopefully, we get to collect all the ingredients in time!
*After mountains and mountains, they've found yet another mountain to climb on!*
Kirby: We're getting closer and closer! There's another mountain right here!
Sonic: What are we waiting for? Let's climb it now!
*This may or may not be the last mountain they're climbing onto! They have a spark of hope waiting to claim...*
*...and they are almost at its peak!*
Kirby: We're making so much progress over time! Speaking of time, we still have time! And I found a tomato!
Sonic: We're getting to the peak of the mountain really soon! They should at least offer something there!
Kirby: Let's hope we find the remaining ingredient.
Sonic: I get it. We better watch out for those wolves once they get in our way again!
*They are still looking for the last ingredient they needed to make the potion!*
*There are various pathways they can go to keep on looking for it...*
*They went to one of those pathways and got lost instead.*
*Yeah, they were indeed wasting some time exploring the mountain!*
*Even if the blizzard has stopped earlier, they still find the mission difficult!*
*They went to every pathway they can go to find the last ingredient while reaching the peak at the same time!*
Kirby: It's the mountain's peak!
Sonic: Looks like we're finally here! I wonder where the last ingredient is left hiding?
Kirby: We've looked everywhere for black pepper... Yet we still can't find any...
*???*
Evil Turkey: Wahahahahahahaha!
Sonic: Hey, isn't that the so-called evil turkey who set our town on fire?
Kirby: You can say it is. That coward has been hiding for hours. It must have been looking for us!
Evil Turkey: Hello, hello. It's nice to meet you again. I see you have brought along a friend with you. Anyways, I came to remind you both only have a few minutes left before midnight.
Sonic: Ain't no way we're gonna let you get away with whatever you just did, evil turkey!
Kirby: That's right, Sonic! Besides, we need to collect some black pepper!
Evil Turkey: Oh, it seems like you guys are looking for...
Evil Turkey (shows off black pepper it has secretly stolen): ...this? I'm afraid you cannot snatch it away from the turkey itself. Oh, and if you really, really want it back, we should play a game of dinner tag. You guys will be the dishes (victims), and I'll be the oven (tagger).
Sonic: You're about to regret the day you stepped chicken foot onto Snowy Hills!
Kirby: You better watch out for us!
Evil Turkey: Ah, I see. So you guys are suggesting we have a fight? You don't know who you're about to mess with. Time is ticking right now. Without further ado, let the dinner tag begin right now!
*The turkey gets ready for an attack.*
*Sonic and Kirby are also readying themselves for the fight!*
*The turkey is just staring at them afar floating, with no signs of empathy or weakness...*
*...and summons 6 clones of itself!*
*And while that, Sonic and Kirby are dodging the turkey clones all together!*
Sonic: That was almost too easy!
Kirby (readies his sword): It's time we fight back!
*The turkey just summoned another bunch of clones to charge towards Sonic...*
*...and Sonic keeps punching and kicking them away with ease!*
*More and more turkey clones are heading to Kirby's direction...*
*...and Kirby slashes and slices them with precision!*
Kirby: You shall be stopped, talking turkey! You're not escaping from our wrath!
Evil Turkey: Unless you catch me, then we talk.
*The turkey finds another position to float for its own good.*
*Sonic and Kirby continue to dodge the evil turkey's charge attacks, and even as far as dodging anvils along the way?!*
*With the chance to counter, Sonic unfortunately misses all his attacks.*
*Kirby assists Sonic with his sword attacks, yet they both can't withstand the turkey's agility.*
*Is that a wolf?*
*Sonic kept on missing and missing his attacks against the turkey...*
Evil Turkey: Those two look very slippery...
Sonic (misses another punch against the turkey): Shut up and fight already!
*Meanwhile, Kirby is blocking clone turkey attacks with his sword...*
Kirby (while blocking clone turkey attacks): SONIC NOOOOOO- (???)
Sonic (sent flying by a wolf): I FORGOT TO PAY MY TAXES!!!
*Oh, so that was what Sonic was defending Kirby from. And why Kirby tried to warn him. And there, Sonic can no longer assist Kirby.*
Kirby: Sonic! Noooooooo!
Kirby (raises sword): You're gonna... regret this!
Evil Turkey: Oh, if it wasn't for that big bad wolf...
Kirby: I'm taking matters into my own hands!
*Kirby was purely missing his charge attacks or also couldn't hit the turkey properly mainly due to the strong blizzard!*
Kirby: Why can't I find its weak spot?!
*Nevermind that. Kirby eventually hits the weak spot on the turkey.*
Kirby: Oh okay. I found it.
*The blizzard is getting stronger each second, while Kirby and the evil turkey are back to all bark.*
Evil Turkey: Hmph, you're not bad, actually. Although there's not really much time to handle right now. Remember, five minutes on the clock... and the oven explodes again.
Kirby: Got it! I can do this!
*Kirby also starts dodging a few more anvils dropping towards him...*
*And Kirby relentlessly slashes at the turkey as if it were edible!*
*And with that, the turkey quickly escapes to a safer spot...*
*...but it didn't end well as Kirby managed to pierce a hole onto the turkey!*
*Kirby also dodges a bunch of turkey clones while looking for counterattack chances!*
Evil Turkey (upon realization that he dropped it after getting its weak spot hit): Hey! Wait, where's my black pepper?
Kirby (carries black pepper he had stolen): Here! Do you want it? I believe it found its rightful owner!
Evil Turkey: Oh no! Don't tell me what you're gonna do with it!
*Kirby gathers all three gathered ingredients and combines them into a potion to finish the fight once and for all!*
*And with the potion, it fires a huge laser directed towards the turkey, burning it to death to revert the changes!*
Kirby: I can't believe it...
Kirby (carries perfectly-roasted turkey): That potion actually worked! Sans really knows a lot of stuff.... and Sonic... he was there to help... Maybe I should stop thinking right now... Sans is waiting for the turkey to be delivered!
*Scene fades to black.*
*Meanwhile, at Sans and Kirby's house...*
Sans: It looks like the fire's out now. I wonder when Kirby will return...
Kirby: Sans! Sans! Guess who got the turkey back!
Sans: Oh, Kirby... I knew you could do it. I actually kinda underestimated you a bit. At least you are still alive!
Kirby (shows roasted turkey to Sans): Yeah! Anyways, here's the turkey! It's also perfectly roasted! Kinda like how I 'roasted' it! Get it?
Sans (snatches roasted turkey from Kirby): Heh. I'll gladly take that. Kinda sorry for putting the wrong ingredients in that turkey earlier. Haha.
Sonic (appears out of nowhere): Hey guys! What'cha doing?
Sans: Oh, that's the blue blur over there.
Kirby: Sonic? Is that you? I thought you were alive'nt!
Sonic: No! I was completely fine! While you were dealing with the turkey alone, I went to pay my taxes!
Kirby: Oh. My bad.
Sonic: Well, all our friends are here now. Let's all hang out for a while. Shall we?
Sans: To the living room it is.
*The trio quickly headed to the living room to catch up with the others.*
*At the living room...*
Mario: It's good to see everyone has gathered! We all know we're excited for this memorable Christmas event at this house!
Luigi: We can all bond with each other!
Goku: Merry Christmas, everyone! It seems like everyone is about to have a good time.
Sans: Damn, he (Goku) changed my catchphrase. I also need to wait for the other dishes, too.
Kirby: I'm so hungry yet I wanna talk!
Luigi: Sans, Sonic, Kirby! Hurry up!
Sans: Welp, we should chill with 'em for a while.
*The trio parted ways to find interactions with the others.*
*Back at the living room...*
Kirby: Dora! Random! Can I hang out with you guys?
Random: Sure! Come join us!
Android: Hmm, things are starting to get boring here...
Sans: Maybe turning on some music would help?
Luigi: Oh, Sans! You had no idea how desperate we are for some music for the night!
Blaze: Hey, look! That's a radio! Maybe we should play something to fill up the silence!
Goku: Huh, what music could we play on that radio?
*Goku punches the radio for it to play music. "All I Want For Christmas Is You" plays on the radio.*
Goku (frustrated): Oh, not this song again!
Blaze (vibes to the song): Wait, it's that song! I have always liked this one! It's a masterpiece!
Goku: Blaze, seriously?! Do you actually like that song? Sure, I can't deny it but it has been too repetitive!
*Blaze smacks the radio to turn it off.*
Blaze: Yeah, it's a good ol' jolly classic. If you're not comfortable with that song, maybe I can change it for you.
*Blaze smacks the radio to turn it on again. This time, Cyberspace 1-6 (Go Back 2 Your Roots) - Sonic Frontiers plays on the radio.*
Goku (vibes to the music): Okay, this one actually sounds good.
Blaze (also vibing to the music): I agree. Electronic beats like this one sound magnificent!
*Both of them continue chilling to the music with no worries.*
*Mario and Luigi chatting in gibberish in the background while also vibing.*
Sonic (to Blaze and Goku): It's good to hear you both are listening to my jam (literally)! My music's always the best!
Blaze: We do, Sonic... we do!
Kirby (dancing with Random and Dora): This party is exciting! All of our friends are doing great! And I can smell dinner...
*And Android is seen sleeping on a SereneSmooth massaging chair...*
Sans: Andy, wake up. Dinner's ready.
*And what is Blaze doing behind Goku?*
Goku (gets smacked from behind by Blaze): Hey! What did I do?
(Sans: Everyone, let's have dinner!)
Blaze (to Goku): Oops, did I hit you too hard?
(Luigi: I'm Luigi, number one!)
Sonic: Do you guys serve chili dogs as well?
(Mario (to Sans): Thank you very much!)
(Goku (to Blaze): Yeah, but can't you be a little gentle?)
Kirby (to audience): HERE COMES A BONUS SCENE!!! - "Random's Random Show!" (Promoted By: @randomdude_159)
Random: Welcome to Random's Random Screentime Show! I'm going to give screentime for everyone! Bye-bye!
Android: I'm going to consider spending some of my time here. Thank you, Random!
Dora (to audience): I can't really wait to see what the new year will bring us really soon!
Goku (to audience): Hi! I only came to wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Blaze (to audience): Blazy here just vibin' and enjoying the screentime segment here!
Mario (trying to promote to audience): Ciao! The SereneSmooth massaging chair has a 50% discount for-
Luigi (pushes Mario aside to also promote to audience): We're giving away 100 free SereneSmooth massaging chairs for those who participated in our SereneSmooth lucky draw!
(Mario: I haven't even finished my sentence yet!)
Sonic (to audience): Christmas is the best holiday of the year! Don't you agree?
*The background is covered with a gaussian blur.*
Sans (to audience): Yeah, that's all for Random's Screentime Show. I barely needed any, though.
Kirby: At least everyone got their share of screentime (except Mario)! That's what everyone wanted!
Sans: Hey, good for them. Anyways, did you enjoy dinner?
Kirby: Christmas dinner feels like heaven to me!
"Random is really that random." - @randomdude_159
*Merry Christmas! Best wishes to everyone out there fulfilling their wishes next year!*