Transcription
Marry a Nigerian wife that will give you children from the soil and take care of your house before you travel back abroad. You cannot rely on your foreign wife. I hope you know that they can leave you at any time and carry their children. You will never have access to them again. So before you travel back abroad, look for a young woman, especially from the village and marry. Not all these city girls that their eyes are already open. Oh, don't say I didn't warn you.
>> Okay, Rita. Okay, he has heard everything you said. But this your outfit. Does your husband allow you to wear?
>> Mama does not stop there.
>> So you are now standing up to me. Eh, you are now standing up to me. You have grown wings. Hey, look at this woman. PUT ME DOWN NOW. PUT ME DOWN.
>> We can go band for band. We can go M for M.
>> All these things you are always saying. Who is teaching you?
>> Grammar. It is tick tock. Do you know Tik Tok? Tim. H. What is that? Is that where you are learning all these things you have been saying?
>> Yes. Now mama that is what is trending.
>> You get my they fight me for this house. You they fight me for this house. Ab no wala. No small small boys where you they follow. Where they give you liver to fight your husband. YOU GO TELL ME MOTHER you be the man for this house or now me. No worry no worry
>> you know. Thank God say I agree marry you.
>> Mama. I will be traveling to the village for my friend's traditional marriage next week and would also look for a wife while I am there. Since I am returning abroad next month, I have listened to what you people said and it makes sense. I need to marry a Nigerian wife before I travel.
>> H that is good. It is better to marry from home and also have children from here. We will pray that you see a good girl. This rain will not even let these clothes dry. What am I supposed to wear to the market tomorrow now? Rain, rain, go away.
>> Auntie, come now. Come and buy. We have it. I will sell well for you. Brother,
>> how much is your stockfish?
>> Ah, I'm going to the market to find food. I'm hungry. There's nobody in the house now. I only came for the wedding. Let me go and look for something to cook. I beg. Thank you.
>> Auntie, I'm still here. Oh, sure. You don't want to buy from me. Eh, I will do well for you. Oh,
>> yes sir. I accept transfer. You can pay with transfer.
>> Okay. You speak well. Did you school here in the village?
>> Yes, I finished my primary and secondary school here in the village. Mama, bye-bye. Oh. Ah, I didn't even check if this man's money entered safe. Ah, this man sent me 5,000 instead of 3,000. Hey, where would I see this man now? Hey, he even did the transaction two times. Sugar
>> Rita, which person number you save as my love for your phone? I they ask you, you take my number as my love for your husband house. I retita,
>> which man number you see I save as my love?
>> Sir, please wait. I have been calling you. Yes.
>> The money you sent, you made the transfer twice and it was even more than the amount.
>> Oh,
>> you transferred 5,000 instead of 3,000 naira. Really?
>> I have been looking for you since just to refund the extra money.
>> Oh, thank you.
>> Peter no be man by they see here where you save as my love. I be this resemble my number for your eye. You save another man number as my love for the same house. When me are you dead no wala
>> this man you two day insecure. Why you go even they check my phone sir?
>> I didn't secure. Oh yeah. If not be man number call make I hear the man where you save as my love.
>> Hello.
>> Hello Rita.
>> Now husband they speak.
>> Whyita they pick a call now? I don't they call her thing. Who you say you be?
>> Now mama blessing they talk now.
>> Hello. That girl returned my money even though I deliberately sent more than what I bought. The first time I saw her, she looked like a decent girl. I just wanted to be sure of the kind of person she really is. I wanted to see if she's the kind of city girl that loves money too much. She seems like a good girl to me. And she's very beautiful, too. I think I should take this further.
>> Auntie, please change this money. It's turn. They will not collect it. What is wrong with the money? They will collect it now. That's all I have.
>> You know they go anywhere. I house you they go meeting. Which kind meeting be that? What they discuss for that meeting? When not be to follow small boys.
>> Thank you so much for returning my money.
>> You're welcome. That is not a problem at all.
>> You seem like a good girl. I think I like you.
>> A thank you. I appreciate.
>> I'd like to be your friend. Can I have your number?
>> My number? Wow.
>> Yes. I would like us to know each other better if you don't mind.
>> Okay. Where's your phone?
>> I'm going back to the city next week. From there, I'll travel abroad. But before I go, I want to do one last thing.
>> What is it?
>> I won't tell you yet. Just watch and see.
>> Mama, I think I have finally found my Nigerian wife. The girl I want to marry.
>> She is from the village and she's a good girl. We will discuss how we will come and see her family.
>> Okay.
>> Yes, mama. We will talk about everything.
>> Rita, I better not be by force to iron person. If you don't go fit iron clothes like wife, I make you leave her. You don't use your wickedness. Burn all my work clothes. Finish make you for road. They follow small boys. Abby, I don't send you work? Oh, my clothes they expensive. No burn and finish for me. I beg
>> now everything you complain. Uhhuh. Waiting.
>> I'm coming to your house tomorrow.
>> Really? What for? It's important. I'm coming to see your people. I want to ask for your hand in marriage.
>> Huh? Are you serious?
>> Mhm.
>> Then let me quickly go tell my grandma that you are coming for my hand in marriage.
>> Good girl.
>> Thank you my wife.
>> Mama, I will soon bring you to the city. Okay. I will be coming to check on you and I'll bring you to the city.
>> Okay. My daughter, safe journey,
>> mama. Bye-bye.
>> Rita, sleep like human being. I beg. You don't almost push me come out for bed because you they sleep. Uh-uh. Waiting theft. See space for your back. But on top of my body, you want lie down and put shift. I beg. Wow. We are finally here. Do you like the place?
>> Yes. I love it.
>> Nice. It's your place now. Our place.
>> It's very nice. So this city life, is it very different from village life?
>> Oh, I forgot you said you haven't been to the city before.
>> This is my first time.
>> Yeah, it is.
>> Ah, she's fine. Oh, my dear, how are you? You look like a good girl. How is your grandma?
>> She's fine, ma'am. Thank you.
>> Okay, you're welcome. So, have you told her that you are already married and that you have a wife and two children abroad?
>> No, I haven't told her. Am I supposed to tell her?