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oh good with that gum over there yeah
yeah coun it up yeah yeah be quieter
with it or swallow it I I wouldn't
swallow gum um yeah no what I guess here
uh let's just fix that mic so that it's
like facing more towards you however you
want to like this perfect can you hear
me I don't leave we're going to on the
playback yeah yeah so we're playing with
fire when we do it like this but that's
what we do little mic test dangerous
yeah ah yeah yeah yeah clever [ __ ] all
right cool so Gracie baby yeah brick
Cummings yes indeed cool I just want to
make sure I nail that [ __ ] right all
right I want to [ __ ] it up on my own
podcast you know gotta look good on your
own show are you staring at me through
that like you're not even right here I
don't know what do I do do I look at you
do I look at most chicks just stare in
the thing cuz they're like oo blue eyes
but all right cool yeah we'll we'll run
it ready yeah out it's like my first
time back in two
weeks here we go back in the saddle got
it what's up everybody welcome back to
turn on podcast we are back here in
Florida uh we had a crazy uh xbiz we had
a crazy EDC at least I did I got [ __ ]
hammered both trips but uh we got two
awesome guests one is a girl that I
manage I've managed her for the past
couple months and truthfully I don't
know a [ __ ] goddamn thing about her
other than that she loves
dick she loves Dick right gra gra Gracie
baby most important fact for sure I
wanted to say something crazier but then
I was like no I just you know we we'll
get into that and then we got my man
brick Cummings yes indeed how are you
sir I'm awesome bro thanks for having me
appreciate what's up well hey she
invited you truthfully so I did should
thank her I thought of you he was like
who would you podcast with and I'm like
man I'm touched man for real yeah yeah
the way that I do these podcasts is
either they hit me up or I hit them up
and I'm just like hey you know it's your
episode it's your podcast so like who do
you want to pair with and they'll send a
list of names and I'll be like yeah cool
he hasn't been on or she hasn't been on
let's let's make it happen so getting
asked for by name oh my God know she
obviously seems very idea have you guys
[ __ ] before yeah a couple of times
yeah for sure for sure she's touching
you like she just wants to skip the
whole podcast and get into it God damn
it so I I was looking forward to this
podcast yeah I ain't going to lie so the
way that this podcast works is I just
get to know both of you I'm going to ask
you guys questions see what turns you on
what gets you going Big turn on big turn
offs uh worst sex you've ever had
greatest sex you've ever had freaky
closet [ __ ] crazy I feel like you might
be a little Closet Freak yeah closeted
how many how many how many dicks have
been inside that booty hole that's
that's I'm going to jump right into it I
mean at the same time sure just one at a
time so far I did my first DP the other
day how was that it was amazing it was
the first official DP like a real dick
in each hole at the same time Dam I
thought we got you no we didn't get you
no you guys got DVP right no we didn't
get the work in the I think we did
standing I didn't do stand this was we
did another gang bang oh [ __ ] we gang
banged before wow so brick is just
[ __ ] getting all the holes
God damn we didn't get in all the holes
no we did DVP we couldn't make it work
the angle wasn't it wasn't hitting right
the dicks weren't going in God damn we
missed that one plus it wasn't it wasn't
an anal shoot I think
originally I don't know think there was
any some of the people that are
obviously tuning in new here um a
DVP is double vag penetration EX two
dicks one hole yep you've had that
happen or you yes yep who was that with
that was with brick and I don't know the
other dick I really don't know oh that
was massage by black yeah dick and
massage by black got you so I call it
dick gliding because you guys are like
gliding dicks I'm waiting for someone to
come out with dick gliding decom and it
just be all about that no man I'll tell
you sliding or I'll tell you it this
when look I've never done that until I
got in the industry right Y and plus it
it's I I know I know what it looks like
right I know what it looks like cuz I
get the type of attention that I don't
necessarily look for because I performed
in those type of scenes right right but
just the experience it's like a weird
feeling I mean do you really do you feel
his wiener
or it like I mean everything it's like a
you feel a slight pressure yeah that's
it slight pressure like someone
explained to me the other day I was
watching this insane DVP that happened I
don't even know how they she Honestly
made it work or the guys made it work
but I asked him at the end I was like yo
like how'd that feel and he's like it
was pretty much just a much tighter
[ __ ] you could definitely say that yeah
yeah but then it's amazing how how wet
she gets it's like every time every time
I've done a DVP she's screaming like
crazy she's wet like crazy squirting I'm
like God damn this is what women want
women want this [ __ ] wow now are you are
you like having to
[ __ ] take like a big toy to stretch
before you do that or you're just that
horny and you just throw two wiers in
there yeah I mean vaginas stretch a lot
I know but some people can't just
[ __ ] shove two up in there can they
they can sure try I don't know I
consider myself like pretty TI I mean
I've been hold things are pretty
snatched there pretty tight um but yeah
it stretches it gets wet you get excited
things open up I ain't going lie you
y'all be blowing my mind I like God damn
is she going to die it be sound like
y'all be ready to just just to kick over
but y be like more more I'm like oh oh
you sure yeah all right [ __ ] incredible
DVP two wieners in the [ __ ] same time
DP Eiffel Tower type of [ __ ] no no
Eiffel Tower yet well is that what it's
called well that's I think that would be
the best way to do it a DP like I think
that would be the best way to do it what
is the Eiffel Tower though if me and
Brick we're [ __ ] you right now right
Brick's [ __ ] you he's bending you
forward you're blowing me and then me
and him are just eiel Tower holding
hands well that's really cute that's not
what I thought it was I thought I
thought so cute I'm thinking like all
right pause it's like we we scissor so
she can Squat and get us both in the
same hole show me I don't know the [ __ ]
you're talking about what are you
talking about you you and I scissor you
would have to we have to sciss right not
enough room on the on where you're
sitting but are you saying that I got to
lay like this and how are you where are
your legs at your dicks have to be
together don't come over here just
[ __ ] just put throw your legs up it's
like
me yeah yeah now where's she at all
right she's right in the middle she's
taking the landing she's got to get the
landing right it's all on her now we got
to make sure our dicks line up with that
hole so she can just slide right in
that's what you're talking about Eiffel
Towers that's what came into my mind
what the [ __ ] dog how long you how long
you been [ __ ] uh 14 something like
that how long you been in porn uh
probably like a year and some chains how
long you been watching porn [ __ ] since
14 and you think that's an Eiffel Tower
I don't do it all the time see I've seen
what he's talking about done no you
that's the image that's how I I mean the
dicks are like next to each other you're
not standing though Eiffel Tower dude
like what is the [ __ ] is holding hands
though like I mean that's it's a little
[ __ ] gay if you if I hold hands with
you but I'm we don't have to [ __ ] smack
hands and she just standing up bent over
talk right yeah show you okay right
ready come here stand up right so I'm
[ __ ] you right bent like this okay
she's blowing you and now we're like
that and it's a [ __ ] Eiffel Tower cuz
she's the [ __ ] I can see it that's
like a [ __ ] bridge over anything than
a damn
Tower that's a that's a Eiffel Tower I
call that spit roasting yeah it is spit
roasted yeah that's a spit roast I don't
know dud hand holding make it the Eiffel
Tower if you if you were to hold yeah if
you just to I don't want to hold no
guy's hands you don't got to hold my
hand [ __ ] volon or something let's
see Eiffel Tower sex position I can
never imagine myself yeah we're we're
getting it you're doing bud [ __ ] yeah
yeah yeah all right cool so the best
thing to ever do is [ __ ] go on Google
and see what an Eiffel tow is and there
it
is who the [ __ ] came up with that [ __ ]
that's the Eiffel Tower Dam um I wonder
what the one you're talking about is
called I've seen I don't know it just do
seem more like Eiffel Tower to me look
even the cartoons are [ __ ] holding
hands you know okay I can see the Eiffel
Tower I see why they say it now looks
like a [ __ ] house yeah damn near the
house position it's cute I like the hand
holding for you guys I wouldn't no we
don't have to hold hands we can just
high five one time like I don't want to
hold hands man I'm all right we can we
can H pop one time and then just be like
hey we did it we could do a sports
massage like exactly go that that could
be exactly that may be even trendy so
okay what is uh where's the craziest
Place y'all have ever [ __ ] craziest
place or wild or just like we shouldn't
be [ __ ]
here might get
caught uh it's going to sound kind of
vanilla but it was weird how it played
out so I was [ __ ] this chick in the
back of a back of a truck right well it
was at this abandoned warehouse parking
lot it's late at night getting it in the
windows steaming up but when we got
there there was a car already there you
know so we parked next to the car or
whatever I checked nobody was in there
so fast forward steaming windows and
[ __ ] I look over all I see is two big
ass eyes looking dead back at me
Dam just like like that I'm like like am
I really looking at what I think I'm
looking at these are [ __ ] eyes so we
immediately stopped I was said babe
somebody been watching us this whole
time we got to get the [ __ ] out of here
that that was that was like some weird
shitz it you don't know who it was I
don't know who the [ __ ] that was we left
about to stick around and find out in
North Mii coming through the window
crazy that's that's a little scary well
no crazy crazy Place had crazy
encounters recently oh yeah I mean
this this type of [ __ ] why this [ __ ]
happens when you're in the porn industry
never when you were like really regular
[ __ ] doing regular [ __ ] you know I'm
just chilling I'm smoking doing my thing
and this girl just you know approaches
me ask to smoke that already doesn't
happen like you know I stay out the way
you you really can't find me right so
the fact that she found me and want to
smoke with me I'm like all right cool
next thing you know it man I really want
somebody to [ __ ] me in my ass
damn she said that she said that okay so
smoking pot makes this girl horny
apparently apparently I guess I had the
right strand that time I don't know what
the [ __ ] happened there but that's
exactly what happened so you
attract you you attract the the the
horny ass women this weird where the
[ __ ] she came from and you find more of
them Gracie craziest place you've ever
[ __ ] um I'm Shameless I [ __ ] in cars
I [ __ ] in Parks I [ __ ] in dressing
rooms I [ __ ] in um what at the mall
Kmart bathrooms oh my God what damn what
what dressing rooms cuz I've I've [ __ ]
a dressing room once okay so I'm going
to give the nicest most elegant story
there there's a have you ever heard of
agent
provocator it's a very nice expensive
lingerie brand okay they have a store
here in Miami they also have one in New
York and I was like hanging out with a a
guy friend we went shopping for lre and
they have these big fancy like rooms
that you can both go into and try on
your lingre and they bring you champagne
it's like really fancy and cute they
encourage they they do they facilitate
it they know what's happening it's like
a big room like this damn got mirors
well lit they're like go try on all this
[ __ ] laundry right in front of them
wow see if you don't [ __ ] like yeah so
that was probably like the best dressing
room experience damn some sex store
dressing rooms too that's like not I
feel like I feel like sex sex shops they
[ __ ] encourage that [ __ ] also you
know they know up yeah they're all like
secret little blowy spots yeah sex hops
oh yeah like at all stores yeah I went
into one the other day cuz I had a like
one of the girls I had model that was
coming coming in town and she needed to
like prep for a certain scene so she's
like Ryan go to this store I'll give you
the address feel like she would I feel
like now looking back on it she like
totally set me up for like failure um
and so she gives me the address place I
go to it it's some like somewhere in
like Fort
Lauderdale go in there like 7 o'clock at
night trying to like beat the traffic
right bad idea bad [ __ ] idea now
looking back on this and I was like hey
man looking for like this size [ __ ]
dildo and I felt really weird buying the
size of dildo I needed for her you know
cuz like I'm a dude and I don't don't do
that [ __ ] [ __ ] is he doing yeah a lot of
eyes were staring at me I'll tell you
that but a lot of the wrong eyes were
staring at me a lot of dudes checking me
out Blondie yes they saw Blondie I
called I got called a bear while I was
in there apparently a bear is like a
dude that's like a dad bod you know
whatever I guess and like I don't know
the [ __ ] is that I don't know that's
what I'm trying to still trying to
figure that
out but anyway so I get in there and I'm
looking around and all of a sudden I see
this hallway it's like hey if you go
past this rope there's like little
arcade machines yeah so I go in there
and I'm like oh let me check this [ __ ]
I've haven't been in there I step in and
all of a sudden this guy comes out of
nowhere [ __ ] grabs my junk no and I
was like whoa well don't do that don't
do that and he's like do you know where
you're at I said I'm at a sex shop and
he's like no man
7:00 and I said uh okay well yeah I
don't I don't do that so but yeah find
what does that what does that implicate
it's 7 o' I don't we didn't we didn't
[ __ ] I didn't ask him oh yeah but sh
goes down at [ __ ] goes down apparently
at 7:00 at this sex shop it's like a
there's just there was all dudes in
there and I don't know what I mean
obviously put two and two together
probably doing something but it's 7:00
yeah but I I went up to the counter paid
for the [ __ ] dildo and told the
cleric I was like dude you got like
dudes back there like [ __ ] groping
touching each other like dude just
grabed my junk and he's like and he's
like oh God damn it it's that guy
so damn it's Jimmy again yeah right I
told that [ __ ] to leave yeah they
probably act like they give a [ __ ] but
really they they [ __ ] know yeah they
do they do arcades like the sex arcades
and the sex theaters they know what's
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