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Ask till confess. Ask till confess. Asht confess. Ask to confess.
Hello friends. Welcome to another ask tell that actually hurts my chin to try to my five chins right now.
You poor thing. it it's self-inflicted so I can't feel sorry for myself but.
And I also can't open my mouth as big. I noticed in this week last week's episode when I talk I kind of have like a you know cuz I can't open my mouth as much to talk.
You're like you were like stiff.
It's like my teeth are dragging when I'm trying to talk.
Long in the tooth.
Smiled with her bottom mouth.
And she smiled with her bottom teeth.
Oh god, that felt so weird. What a weird sensation. Um, well, welcome back. How's everybody doing?
We're doing.
Yeah.
For the past 10 years on my Instagram, ask that's how Ask Talk was created was I literally have always put up a question box and had people submit their like, you know, their asks, their tells, or their confesses. And I started doing this like 10 years ago, and then we decided to make it a clip on the podcast because it's just.
Every Sunday. I looked forward to this series on your stories cuz it was so wild what people were willing to tell you. But looking back now that I do it on my stories, do you feel the same that do you think people genuinely don't know that you can see who submits it?
Yeah. I'm not sure because some of the people submit or they just feel safe and they don't care. They know we're not going to like out them, you know? Like the other day I put something up and um this person I didn't even realize it before I put it up because I was like, "Oh, wait. I can't keep that up. That could become a line. Um admitted that like this big I don't even know what to call. Can we bleep this? um the dude who invented who who did his wife. They submitted uh a tell and it was them saying, you know, led me on and told me that um he wasn't married and he lied to me or something like that. And so I had put that up and I was like, well, this sounds like a conversation you need to have with his wife. cuz I was like sticking up for her, but at the same time I was like, "Oh, sometimes I forget where we are in life." And I was like, "God, that could create so many problems." So, I just took.
That's true. Because I know now.
Right? Exactly. And I hate that we have to doubt people and their stories, but it's like I what's being done to us right now is like.
True.
You know, you never know. And people need cold hard facts. But unfortunately, people don't need cold hard facts to believe things. they believe little excerpts of like it's insane to me. Um.
But yeah, so we I I've done Ask Help Confess for the past 10 years. We've had some of the craziest confessions.
Um, and so this week we brought it back old school and we asked Instagram, you know, ask and confess and you I have so many. Yeah. They're kind of like, you know, some are short, some are long. So, we'll try to get through as many as we can, but let's dive in and let's get into it. You want to kick it off, memes?
Sure.
Okay. So, um some people ended up DMing me their stories because they were long and I let them know like, "Hey, if you can't fit it in the question box, just DM me." And this person sent me this. Um, I'm going to keep her anonymous. It says, "I have a confession. I dated a guy years ago that lost a Super Bowl bet and got pepper-sprayed with police grade mace. Well, later that night, he was going down on me. And a few minutes in, my little lady was burning, literally on fire. I started to freak out. The thought of the mace lingering in his skin and then transferring to me had never even crossed my mind until it was too late. Thankfully, my girl made a full recovery, and my taste in men has gotten slightly better, but I was pretty worried there for the first couple days."
She got pepper spray in her.
Yeah.
Damn. pepper spray. Like one of the worst.
Can that be the title of this as I'll confess?
Pepper spray.
Like how on earth do you even get that out of your vagina?
I can't imagine because like isn't it like an oil.
And it soaks into your skin and like it's supposed to like not come off for like a long time.
That's horrific. Yeah.
That's really.
I've only been pepper sprayed like once. I not direct. Haley, what the.
Wait, what?
Not directly. I was at a hookah bar. This is like 2016.
That checks.
And it was the like room next to us, but there there was a window into the room I was in. And I started I I was always like the DJ in the the room that everyone would be.
Hookah bar. Is this good days? It's no longer there anymore. But I was on the ax all the time. Like I just had the ox. I wasn't like DJ Chill.
Right. Right. No, I know. That's what I'm saying. That's that makes it worse.
The ox. No one ever like knew it was me. And I would love when people would be like, "This is a fire ass song." I'd be in the corner like, "Yeah, that's me." But anyway, I was playing music and I started coughing and I was like, "This is embarrassing." Like I'm feel like I'm choking and no one else was coughing and like you know when you're like really like choking and you're like you're trying to be cool.
Yeah. Yeah. You keep swallowing drinking water.
I was trying to do that. Just keep trying to like chug water and stuff. I'm like what the is happening? Then I noticed someone across the room started coughing and then someone else started coughing. I was like, "What's going on?" I was like, "Okay, it's not just me." And then all of a sudden like someone ran in and said, "Everyone like get out." Like and then like I went through that room and it was like for me to be gagging like a room away.
Like I couldn't imagine that in my vagina.
Okay. The way my OCD is set up, if I'm in a hookah bar smoking and I start coughing and then the person across from me starts coughing and then that person we're.
Knock.
I would have literally freaked them what that was back then. I just I had no I thought I was getting sick.
So you didn't panic when you started cough and no one else and then you saw other people coughing. You were like what's this isn't?
I did but like I didn't say anything out loud. She can't make she can't make a scene or me. But here's the thing. I love Haley. She, you know what my husband said the other day? I forgot what we were talking about, but I was like, yeah, we were talking about you and I forgot what it was. I said, Haley is scared of her own shadow. She would never do something like that. He goes, can't tell with some of the places that she goes to.
I used to go to.
Used to go to I don't I don't go there now.
I get what you were talking about. I'll have to ask him. But yeah, no, that would that would send me into an absolute frenzy. had a panic attack going to get her car fixed yesterday.
I had to call the mechanic to get the update because they weren't coming in. And he said.
"Yeah, I discussed that with her." I said, "Okay, but I need I need you to break it down for me." So, he like gave me the whole.
He said, "Okay, thanks."
I'll just sit here waiting.
He said, "She'll just sit and wait."
I was fine waiting. I just don't like I don't know.
I'm going to call and be like, "Hey, man. Hurry the."
No, cuz like what if that like I don't know. I don't want to hurt their feelings.
Text Haley. I said I put a rush on it.
I felt like my mom was like calling into the school to like ask a teacher or something and I was just like sitting there panic the mechanic was there and I'm like I need you to feed this.
She's gotten so much better at that though. I feel like remember she used to not even order her own food. We'd have to order it for her.
I've been like that since I was little though.
Bailey used to be like that too and now she's very.
I couldn't imagine.
Yeah. No, me either. We didn't have that luxury of not being able to not be.
Grown men in our lives.
We are the we have to be grown men.
Yeah.
Um, okay. This one is an uh I don't even know what this one is, but we'll just read it. When I was younger, I wait Oh, this is a tell. When I was younger, I waited tables at a nice restaurant and I waited on a super rude Canadian couple. They had a big dinner. Big stuffed lobsters that take over an hour to cook. They didn't leave a tip and then had the nerve to ask for a refill on their drink. So, I sucked on their ice cubes and spit them back in their drinks. Sorry, not sorry. Basically, don't be rude and nasty to people that handle your food and drinks.
Feel like that was a confess.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, she just That's why you don't get ice at places. But you guys know how I feel about that. I'm sorry. I don't care how mad you are at somebody. Do not mess with people's food. So.
Wrong. It is. It's like next level wrong. Especially when you are in a position of having a responsibility to serve people.
I get it. Like, they're not tipping you. They had lobster, all that jazz. But tipping is not required, you know? And when you sign up to be a waitress, cuz I was a waitress, I get it. when you sign up to be a waitress, you're going to get some of those tables. So.
And it's also not a cultural thing in other places.
Yeah.
Like even when we were Europe.
They don't tip there. No. Like, and they're like, "Yo, don't tip." Like, it's almost insulting. Some people said, like, I know not everyone feels like that in Europe, but some people are like, "It's insulting. You feel like we can't survive off of what we have."
And I'm like, "Oh my god."
That was so weird for us not to tip everyone.
Yeah. Oh, I was like trying to force it on them. I'd be like, "Can you can you make it? What's your cash app?" They're like.
"Yeah." They're like, "Absolutely not." But at the same time, you're going to run into [ __ ] in every sort of environment of work that you're in. You can't just.
To me that's kind of throwing a temper tantrum, you know, and you you it's not okay.
Mess with their food without them knowing.
No. Cuz you would never want that done to you, you know? Like if somebody did that to you, you would raise hell. I don't get how people can be mean to like.
People that make your food. Like why are you and in general too like why are you mean to them?
Yeah.
Yeah. I could never. And and and that's also a great point is like when you go to a restaurant don't be nice to people.
Yeah. You can't cuz everybody we're all going through some back. I'll order something else. You know, I love the meme that shows like there's like 200 people on the on the picture and each person is going through something and it describes what they're going through. Like that is literally everyday life. You're walking past a person who is probably losing their father to cancer. Another person is failing a math class. Another person is having a breakdown cuz they're being bullied. You know, like you never know what people are going through that is making them one rude. And I'm not making excuses for [ __ ] cuz there just are some people who are entitled. But you also never know what somebody's going through on both ends of the spectrum as the server and as the customer.
I remember someone asked if I uh miss doing hair and I said I miss hair. I don't miss being a hair stylist because that point. Exactly. Imagine going into work every day and you have to ride an emotional roller coaster every single day because the first person who came in could be losing their dad, but the next one could have gotten engaged. And you have to have sorrow for the first person and you have to be just as excited for the second person with their engagement. And you can't bleed one appointment on to the next because that's not fair. So you have that how it happens so much.
You have to literally ride that emotional roller coaster every single day. And mine was like, you had at least like a few hours with each person. Mine was every 45 minutes. It would be a mood switch. So like I would come home and I would be more mentally exhausted than I was like physically exhausted.
And it's just it's it's a lot. You're a therapist literally.
No, that's I I I got my nail license, which I think that part didn't even make it in the book, but I got my nail license and I started doing nails at a salon and I hated it. Yeah.
All the women wanted to do was gossip and I just couldn't. By the third client, I was just like, I don't.
Care what you have to say. I don't want to talk about it, you know?
And then you got to like sit next to someone who tells the same story all day long because if they're excited about something in their life.
Mine was sad cuz like everyone would apologize like as soon as they sat in my seat, they would apologize for like, "Oh, sorry my skin looks so bad. I was so sorry I have such such like dark circles." like it was very negative about appearances and that would literally bleed on to me like that would make me look at myself more and stuff like.
Everyone always apologize first and I'd always have to.
Tell them like girl I don't even see anything like you're perfect cuz it would be.
You do that with me too and I'm like shut up I'm looking at it right now.
I don't see at all and I'm like what are you talking about like you're fine but it's like people that see themselves you see yourself every day and other people don't.
Yeah.
So.
We are our worst critics too.
All right. Go ahead. Hey. Okay. Um, I don't have the same following as you guys.
So, I maybe have like two.
You're fine.
I have a I have a whole different following, but one girl that I'd like to remain anonymous, and you'll know why. When I first got my period at 11:00, I was terrified to use a tampon. My flow was so heavy, I finally had to, so I did, and then got in the shower. A few minutes later, I'm bleeding everywhere and panicking. I run to my mom and she asked which hole I put it in. I said the second one. She looked horrified. Next thing I know, I'm knees to chest on the bathroom floor while she's laughing. Turns out I put it in my Are you kidding me? The quietness is right now.
Okay. Does she put a tampon up her ass? Yeah, she was 11.
I feel so bad that her mom didn't walk her through her first tampon experience.
She didn't give her the book. You know that white book with the girls and like the towels on it like how to take care of you kind of book.
That's what I got.
Or even like dude, you can't hand a kid a tampon and then so the first time I put a tampon in, I didn't put it up my but I put the entire cartridge in. I put the entire and I was like, "This hurts." My girlfriends were like, "Why does it hurt so bad?" And I was like, "I just put it all." And they're like, "No, you have to do it." And then they taught me how to do it. But like, moms, please teach your kids how to put tampons in.
Also, why are we putting tampons in so early?
At 11. Yeah. That's crazy.
That like that's kind of crazy to like expect your daughter. Yeah.
I think I started with pads for a while. But, you know.
It took me a while to get in tampons.
You know what I learned though? Um, tampon or just so parents know this, tampons can actually No, they can actually um pop your cherry.
Oh.
Didn't know that. I do know they're toxic. All of them, even the organic ones.
I don't even wear tampons now. I won't wear them. And I only wore them for, you know.
I switched to period underwear because of you. And.
I have noticed the past two periods have been shorter because I have done the period just like free bleeding.
Like it. Sorry. Hi, May. No, I I have sisters, so I know.
But yeah, like I've noticed a difference. Like I don't cramp as bad.
And it's not as long. And I'm like I wonder if that's from using tampons.
All the ingredients that are in tampons. The tampons are so bad for you. They make your they make you cramp way worse and they also extend your periods.
Yeah.
I love my period underwear.
Yeah. No, they're the best. I love.
The rail brand. I don't know.
I don't know. I got mine on organic cotton.
I love it. I just You changed my life with those.
Turn around and walk around fat and sassy in my little free bleeding panties.
It's a sight to see.
My little like.
Dainty.
Do you think Do you think guys would if we were bleeding once a month like y'all? Do you think we'd take care of it or just kind of like not care like we do about every nasty hose? They would be nasty little crab buckets.
It'll be like little piles everywhere.
Yeah. Dingleberries.
You guys would be trying to wipe it off with toilet paper.
Oh god. The dabbing it.
Yeah. Yeah. I don't think men would could handle having periods. Look what happened when we did the period cramp simulator.
Can we bring that back?
You know, you never posted part two.
Oh, I didn't.
No. And it's what?
Part two is so funny.
Where is it? Send it to me.
I I'll find it tonight and send it to the funniest thing we've ever done.
All right. Oh, wait. Did Did I skip over you or you want to go?
I'll go after you. Go ahead.
Okay. Okay. Daddy and girl opening the door button at the resort.
What? I worked at a resort. I was doing night audit which means I was closing the previous day and opening up the new day for the following morning. At midnight I was working on closing the previous day rooms. I had to post all movies to the accounts for the according rooms. You can always tell who is watching regular movies, family movies, horror, action, romance, and who's watching. There was one room that had charged six port movies to their room. They watched the whole show they ordered for everyone. I can also tell that from my side. Clearly, they were going at it. As I'm closing out, the room calls downstairs asking for lotion and a toothbrush. Lotion. Fine. Toothbrush. Hoping the toothbrush had nothing to do with any type of foreplay. But hey, to each their own. I was trying to figure out the best way to get the toothbrush and the lotion to the room because I'm a small petite woman. Working a night shift on her own. Plus, I didn't feel like potentially getting traumatized by whatever is happening up there. I tried to convince him, saying I have the items ready at the front desk for pickup. He said he couldn't leave the room at the moment. Wouldn't say why, even though I knew exactly why, as the last video purchase was approximately 30 seconds ago.
I told him I couldn't leave the front desk unattended. He still insisted he couldn't come down. I then said, "Okay, I'll bring it up quickly." As I approached the hallway from the elevator, I could hear weird noises. Immediately, I knew as I got closer to the room that called down for the lotion and the toothbrush. I tried to figure out how to get out of this, but there was no good way. I knocked on the door, called out, "It's the front office." A man answered the door, smiling and all. He was sweaty and winked at me. I had no idea what to do because everywhere you looked was traumatizing. Girl on her knees with on her face.
What the girl on the bed facing the door fully naked burnt to the eyes. He said, "Thanks." with a smile and a wink and shut the door. I turned and asked myself, "What the is the toothbrush for?" I got down to the front desk and went to the log request for the lotion and toothbrush for this room in inventory. He had pre previously asked for seven lotions, three toothbrushes prior to the phone call with me that night. All for the same evening. RIP to any girl that was foreplay for what the they were probably doing drugs. That's why they were using the toothbrush for something.
What's the toothbrush for?
I don't know.
No floss.
Just the toothbrush.
I don't know. That's just my guess. Like what? I feel like it's going in him. Oh, maybe he liked a little.
Why would you need four of them?
You throw them out after you're done. Just put them together.
Yes. I mean.
All four of them.
I don't Oh.
Up the whole up the old kester.
Which end?
I don't know.
I don't know. Like every other toothbrush is upside down.
It's like ripped for.
Dude, I got a toothbrush stuck in my throat one time and it wased up.
Bunny, what the hell? What? We were throwing a ditch party at my house and my friend Steve Steve Kersh, shout out to old Hershey Kershey if he ever listens to this. Um, and him and I think him and Tasha were hooking up. What?
I can't get over Hershey.
Hershey Hershey is insane.
I've always nicknamed everybody, dude. I think I called his brother Rich Hershey Kershey cuz he used to [ __ ] all the time or had skin marks or something. I don't know. I'll have to call Rich while we're online one day.
Crazy.
Um, anyways, I think him and Tasha were hooking up in my parents' bed and I went in the room because I was like I was trying to go to sleep and I was like, "Wait, I need to get some like my toothbrush or something. I don't know what I was doing in my parents' room." And I was brushing my teeth and Steve came up behind me and pushed me on the bed like joking around. And when I went I hit the bed and the the toothbrush went straight in the back of my throat. I had to reach and pull it out of the back of my throat. My throat was bleeding. Deep throat a toothbrush. Didn't even mean to.
That's a Final Destination singer terrifying.
Yeah.
Wait, I have a confession about that.
A toothbrush.
About going to the back of the throat. Oh no.
A toothbrush going to the back of the throat.
This says how a job sent me to the ER.
Oh my gosh.
When I was in a university, I had a boyfriend and we were spending one of the nights together at his parents house. When I started to go down on him, he started to push my head down and all of a sudden I felt a pop.
Then I felt something dangling in the back of my throat and I couldn't swallow.
No. I went to the bathroom and noticed that my mouth was filled with blood. I tried seeing what was bleeding, but I couldn't tell. He brought me to the ER. Thank god I'm in Canada cuz this would have been mortifying to pay for. About 3 weeks prior, I had strep throat and had taken a round of antibiotics. Turned out that it had caused a hematoma in the back of my throat and when my boyfriend's pushed up against it, it bursted in my mouth.
Oh my god.
The doctor then had to remove it. What the he to?
She sent a picture.
A blood blister.
Yeah, that's rough.
I don't want to see it. I don't want to see me.
Don't show it to me. I will throw up.
Oh.
I don't want to see it.
I don't want to see it. Don't care.
No.
Nope. I mean, I care. I don't care to see the picture, though.
Yeah.
All right. Well, that was spicy.
Interesting.
Let's read a couple more. I have like quick ones, too. Another anonymous. Um, I met a guy online who claimed he was separated from his wife.
After hooking up with him and a few times it became apparent he was cheating on his wife. He owned a business in which he cleaned commercial range hoods. So, I went to a gay dating site and made a fake profile with his information and his picture saying he wasn't out yet but was looking for guys and included his phone number saying when calling to say they were looking to get their hoods cleaned. That's funny.
That's a good karma.
That's funny.
That's great karma.
Yeah, I love that.
That is funny.
That's classy.
That was That was good.
It's like such an inconvenience. It's not like going to ruin his life, but it is such an inconvenience.
Yeah, for sure.
I wonder if anyone ever called and he like showed up and was like, "Whoa.
What is happening?"
Yeah.
Butt naked asking for toothbrushes.
Yeah. Just in a backpack.
That's funny. That is great.
All right, I got some I got a couple right here. In love with hubby's best friend who I grew up with. He introduced us 10 years later and regret it all.
So, I'm guessing she probably hooked up with the hubby's best friend or is she saying 10 years later?
No, her cuz it's her best friend. Wait.
It's hubby's best friend.
It's hubby's best friend.
He introduced us.
It's been 10 years.
10 years later. Regret at all? Do you regret the relationship with your husband or do or did you mess around with the best.
More context? Yeah, we need more context. You're gonna have to DM us that.
That's crazy.
It seems like after 10 she regrets. That's what it seems like cuz she said she grew up with him, but she's in love with him and the 10 years passed and she regrets it. That's what how I understood it.
Well, she said it's hubby's best friend who I grew up with. Okay, gotcha.
Yeah.
So, maybe she's thinking she should have married him instead. Okay, gotcha. Um, I just found out my boyfriend of three years has action and is talking to people on chat rooms, but we haven't had sex or anything in a 100 plus days. Help.
I mean, I think you know your answer, sister. It's like.
What are you willing to put up with?
What is your final straw of be of saying like, "Hey, I can't do this anymore."
Yeah. And trying to compete with a porn addiction is you you're never going to win.
No. It's like an understanding they need to have. I It feels like there's not a lot of communication there.
Yeah. No communication. And he's a chat room.
The chat rooms like girl.
He has action but not have you. That does doesn't add up because.
It does. No. There's a lot of men who have addictions who will not have sex with their significant others because it's easier to just off than to, you know, relate to another human or.
Engage with another human.
Yeah.
I don't know, sister. That's a that's a hard one. You're you're probably going to need to one speak up.
Yes.
Tell and set boundaries. And if he crosses those boundaries, which he probably will because you can't just get over action like that. You have to really want to get over it. And if you're giving him an ultimatum to get over it, it's not him really wanting to fix himself. So, um, you know, set your boundaries and then if he crosses that boundary and gets it caught, then you you whatever the consequence is that you told him it would be, you need to follow through with that. I also feel like people use the word addiction like so loosely. They apply it to literally anything. I've had like co-workers in the past be like, "My husband is addicted." And they'll be like, "Yeah, he watched it like one time this week." And I'm like, I feel like there's a difference in addiction.
Right? Like are what is it called? Uh when they're in the remember I wanted to cover it on the podcast. What is that called where they're literally just all day in the room?
Yes.
You know what I'm talking about. That's.
No, I know that I.
What I consider a porn addiction.
Yes. Like you literally can't do anything else. Like cuz there's literally addiction people who are like doing it at work and like.
Hiding in closets doing this kind of but like if you're.
Once a week then.
You're doing great sweetie if your husband's only watching which I don't I don't know I don't really have a problem with think everybody watches it and I know that some people are like well it's against the Bible. I don't h I don't you know like I don't know enough about that to even comment on that but um you know growing up in the industry if you have a man that's only watching one time that's you're really you're doing great you're doing great sweet I even I remember her when I when she said it was like one time that week I was like.
I pro my face probably showed it all I was like kind of like.
That's what you're worried about I think you got bigger Watch it with him. If he's watching it once a week, watch it with him.
Yeah. Make it part of your routine.
Yeah. Have fun with it. Or, you know, like.
I don't know. Haley, would you let a dude watch your little spicy '8s with you.
If he wanted to?
What if he was really into the same kind of.
I don't know. Cuz you guys know I'm traumatized by a guy watching next to me when I was asleep.
Yeah, but he was hiding. Yeah, that I meant like it was like part of your guys's like.
No, I've never done that, so I don't know.
Yeah. Would you be open to it?
No, because I feel like that's my thing.
Yeah, but like how cool you could share it with someone else.
She's like, I like to nestle in and watch 80s Bush. Leave me alone.
Yeah. By myself.
All right, let's get through some of these cuz I have so many of them.
My mom died six months ago. She took to the grave a five-year affair that my and that my dad's not my bio dad. No.
That's hurtful.
That's really.
I don't like when parents do stuff like that, man. Like, you have to have to have to tell your kids where they came from. Even if it kills you.
Even if you're embarrassed, even if the circumstances are not great, you still need to tell your child where they come from because if not, they're going to find out. Well, then like any health problems, too, I feel like.
Yes.
Yeah. I mean, but just it's traumatic to not know who your other parent is, you know?
My friend, she did the.
The DNA swab.
And found out she's the youngest. So, the two older were the parents, which means the mom had the affair with the last child and she found out in her 20s.
One time a dude and cleaned me up with Clorox wipes.
Choke my spit. They just came in.
Not the Clorox wipes.
The bleach.
Okay.
That's wild to just like bleach someone down.
Didn't have a regular towel.
At least it wasn't pepper spray.
Oh, maybe he thought they were baby wipes.
Okay, could be there.
He said it has bleach.
You can smell the difference. Who just laid there and let him clean her up with like you're getting your diaper changed.
What the hell?
Wipe the off you.
I would not want a man to wipe me either. That would feel so weird.
Get nicked out.
That would be a little weird. I mean, I've had dudes do it to me before, but like that I'm in terms with a wipe.
Throw a towel on me.
Like I will clean myself up. Yeah. I usually am the one who's going to get the towel to clean up cuz I just I can't lay there and all that, you know?
How should I deal with my mom hating my partner? Everyone else in my life except him.
Why does she hate him?
Yeah, we need more context.
Yeah. Why she hates him?
We would need to know why. I mean, like, is she being mean? Is she being jealous? Or is she coming from a a standpoint of like, "This dude's not good for you." And I can see right through them because I'm not who likes anybody.
And just can see right through them.
Yeah. Every dude that she brings around.
You've never I don't think you've ever liked any dude I've brought around.
And but look how they've all turned out.
Yeah. Ate them all.
Yeah.
Poor poor Haley.
It's all right. I do feel like mom's like I you know growing up I never could understand why my mom mom like always uh if I wanted to make like a career change or do something dramatic in life. It was always like here's all the negative stuff but really that's the equivalent of to like.
Me doing something dangerous on a playground and her saying be careful.
It's just the adult version of someone saying be careful like that's it. So maybe she's just doing it out of love.
I got pregnant by a three with my man at the time and my best friend. Wait, two dudes, one girl? Two girls, one girl.
Two dudes, I'm assuming. Yeah.
Oh, damn.
So, it's a I mean, get a paternity test.
I mean, at least you guys were It was all consensual, so you can't say that you were cheating.
At least it's either A or B.
Right?
Right.
You don't got other letters.
Right? Exactly.
Via ancestry test, found out my 60-year-old aunt is not my grandpa's daughter. Oh, that's crazy. That's.
Families.
More families that are just not that that's traumatic. You're inflicting trauma on your children by not being honest about where they came from. And then them having to find out from another.
The hard way.
Her family, my friend's family disowned her.
Cuz she brought the family secret to light.
Wow.
That's on the family.
Yeah. Literally. I'm like, that's y'all's [ __ ] problem.
So sad.
I've lied about my body count.
Last one.
I've lied about my body count. I've done group stuff before. Tested clean. I'm just ashamed.
Ashamed. Don't be ashamed.
Don't be ashamed. We've all been We're all retired hoes.
Yeah.
I just got a hat that says that.
I love it. Retired hoe. Yeah. All right. Well, those were good. I have pages more of those, so we can so many.
We'll save them for next week and just do them next week. But.
Do them next week.
All right, you guys. If you don't follow my Instagram, it's XOMG. It's Bunny. Mimi's is You changed yours.
Yeah, it's Mimi Sum 1620.
And Haley Makeup by Haley.
Hi, May.
Oh, hi. P O V.
Why don't you spell that out for them?
Uh, J A I M E P O V.
Perfect. Jason, put them on the screen.
Every Sunday we will put our little thing up and you can be a part of Ask Hel Confess cuz these were fun. I had a blast. These were great.
Yeah, these were great.
Come harder with me next time. That's really bad.
Go to hers and give her like the razled.
Go to Haley's this week. Um, give her the good ones. Give me the really good ones. Give Haley the kind of good ones.
Yeah, give me something.
Perfect. All right. Love you guys. See you later. Bye.