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Sor hi one second please let me make an announcement. Oh no not already, um, oh that didn't go so well. We're already off to a bad start at playing Roblox. Okay, hi there! I am actually very sick, um, so if I like kneel to the side and throw up then you know why. Um, I am so sick but whatever, you were well. Hm, did it go well? [ __ ] Did the breakup go well? Ew, is this like a couple? They look so in love. I don't like that they're matching headphones. E, I want them gone. Where are my people? My people aren't here, I don't see anyone with the shirt. What did I tell Bella? Oh shoot, what did I, what do you mean she's embarrassing herself on the internet? How so? Oh man, hot potato, hot potato, potato! I'm scared but I'm GNA give it to this couple because I don't like them like that and they're going to gang up on us.
I'll match forkin with you. The shirt, it just says "iHeart Quinn" on it. One of my friends made it. Um, oh I did say that deoda, that's embarrassing. My favorite storyline game obviously, no way she wrote a diss track, obvious! Deletes The Last of Us, there is no way she wrote a diss track. That is embarrassing, the boyfriend's going to Target me. I, oh he didn't, okay disloyal man, I see you. Yeah, I killed them both, I killed them all, every last one of them! Not just the men, but the women. Um, oh oh oh, I didn't even see that dude, he blended in. Careful there Buckaroo, don't die on me! Oh okay, you don't know me but I know you. I'm scared, I'm so dead! Oh, I don't want this life. No, it's going to blow up on me! It didn't, thank goodness.
Oh shoot, I wasn't paying attention. Oopsie. Okay, oh my God, my stomach is actually killing me. Oh [ __ ], whatever I'll live. Oh [ __ ], my stomach [ __ ]. Oh my God, it's another person with a shirt and another one! I feel like I'm collecting them like collectibles. You don't think your girlfriend loves you? I'm sorry, I laugh out of uncomfort. I'm sorry that that um, occurred. I don't like this person. Why am I walking slow? I guess I'm going to snipe him, huh? I'm scared mommy, I'm scared mommy, I'm scared! Okay dude, we're both cooked. Come on guys! I used to be really good about this game, I promise! I used to be great at this game, like it wasn't even, it wasn't even like a competition anymore. I was just really good at the game.
Let me move this over. I feel like, is this cutie patoti here or what? Should you get back with your ex? No, you left them for a reason or they left you for a reason. I don't think it's a—oh my God, it's the forkin guy! I love his little forkin head! Anyway, oh y'all are sweet. What did Noah do? Oh my God! Oh my goodness, you want to get this shirt? Just find it on the Roblox store.
Oh no, this guy needs to put his clothes on. What the heck? Does he have a butt? No! Alright y'all know like when you get those bad period cramps that like go all the way up your spine and then you're just cooked, like permanently cooked? Oh you should subscribe again, I agree! The darkness, get a heating pad! My reposts aren't bad. I have a whole separate account that I repost sh on. Oh I don't know who to vote, vote the girl in the relationship, that's always my plan! How did you guys know? How did you guys know it was Michael Jackson over here? Where are they? I just feel like you look like Michael Jackson girl, right?
Oh I feel the throw up in my throat! Who am I paired with? Guys, I'm paired with an OP! I'm paired with an opponent, a certified opponent! No, no, why would I have a public snap? I always, I always say that because why would I have a public SN snap? I would just end up getting um photos that I'm not interested in seeing you know what I mean? Like what would the, what would the intention be? Yo wait! You kill him, I'll stay here! Alright, I love you.
Okay, oh I missed! Oh I missed yet again! There we go! Alright, anyways, getting a public Snapchat it's like when that one person asks me like, "Oh, why don't you have open DMs?" For obvious reasons! I'm not trying to get um photos of people's Johns, like hate to say it, but whatever. What is this? I'm just gonna hide out in the corner, oh [ __ ] it's naked Gojo, kill him! Kill him Frozen Up and he’s public and decency, yes that [ __ ]! Look at it! It's this girl in a relationship. I don't like people in relationships. People be spamming like "I miss my girlfriend, I miss my boyfriend." Shut up! Could you actually don't say [ __ ] like that in my chat?
I know you and I know we're friends but don't say stuff like that in my chat. Let's not talk about weight gain and loss, you never know what someone's going through so that's just weird, but whatever, whatever. Kill him, I do not like that dude! Um, oh here's my shot at vent, it’s supposed to be venons. No, get away from me! I don't like that guy! No, why is he following me? I don't like him like that, bro! How do I feel about Ops? Obviously negatively! Why would I feel positively about my ops?
Oh cosplay ideas, um, the one where I stay home forever and don't go to school and still end up with the career I want! You know that would be awesome. No, guys we have to get away from the op here, let's stand on the forkin guy! No, I don't like him bro, everyone vote him! No, no, no not me! I don't want an epic rematch right now! Vote the people in a relationship! We have to have a change of plan! My God, yes I did say that we're friends but you're still an OP for saying that and for bringing that up in my chat!
Alright! No, why would you guys vote me? I don't want an epic rematch! Why would you do this? I don't want, I don't want to rematch! I could devour this on my computer but not on my PS! I hate this! I hate this kid! I'm not getting revengeance! Why are you going to cry? Are you okay? What did I do? Oh yeah, slay! You got them slay! Everyone's gorgeous in their own way! Don't say that, don’t say that [ __ ] either! CU! Everyone's pretty, bro, because that's the pants and shirt he's wearing. So he has like abs and quads and stuff, it's weird! Did y'all really not understand that?
Alright, alright, alright. This guy looks like Gojo. I just say that 'cause he has white hair! [ __ ] I feel really sick, I'm going to be fine. I hope I feel better soon too. My parents when I wake up, no I didn't get my braces off yet, not for another week. Oh of course you're my friend, pardon me.
Anyways, my parents never believe me when I wake up and I'm like, "I can't go to school, I'm sick!" But I literally was throwing up! Stop! Look at, they're kissing! Stop! Everyone, circle them! We have to be like a cult! Stop it bro, I hate relationships! They make me really mad! Do you ever—oh I was ranting about this to Bella. Do you ever see those like relationship people on TikTok? 'Cause like nothing is unique anymore!
Like everyone's a cutie patootie with the Hello Kitty and the [ __ ] superheroes and then with the like matching sweatpants and everyone does it and it's always like the guy always looks the same every time no matter the trend! Like the guy always looks the same every time on TikTok that I see them! Every single time they always look the same! It's the same guy; it's the same guy! And then it's this girl with pin straight hair and like lashes this big and they're like—and I'm like stop it! There are so many of them!
And there's no escape, there's no escape! And I'm tired so that's okay, I don't know. And then it's always the cats, it's always the cat memes! I was like, I've been doing that for so long and now it's not; now I just seem boring and basic! Now I just seem boring and basic! It was my thing! As if I'm unique out of billions of people, it was my thing!
Okay, sapphic relationships are like the prettiest thing ever! Like they're the most—I don't know how to explain it! Like I just see like a lesbian relationship and I'm like, oh my God, like that is humanity! That is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen, pure! Period! You know? And then it makes me happy. Oh, I just got killed by a bald person, that's fine!
Quinn, you never know what they're going through! What if she had cancer? Then you just made fun of her cancer, now she's crying and she's like, [ __ ] I'm gonna die and I'm bald and Quinn hates me! But I don't hate her! I support her on her journey and I think bald people are cool! My brother's bald, I know bald people! No, but um, I don't mind bald people! I think bald women are hot, not so much bald men! Bald—not bald men, buzz cuts I like for sure!
Um yeah, I feel kind of—don't cancel me! Don't say I'm like ableist for saying something about cancer! Please! Someone's definitely can [ __ ]! I gotta be careful! Where did my—I think I like lost my lipstick! Oh my God, there's a cookie that's been like right there for months! What do you mean Jen Z her? Is that like not going to be—is that going to end up really bad? I don't know what Jen Z her means! Should I be nervous?
I feel like we should talk about Katy Perry. Should we not? I was such a huge Katy Perry fan! Like as a younger individual, I was a huge Katy! I went to one of her concerts once! Like I was—I was a Katy Perry [ __ ] fan for sure! I know, I was lucky! I don't even know how I was allowed; I was like eight and I was like, "It's Kidding Fair!" I was so happy!
But oh yeah, it is you! I know! Oh! I forgot! I can't choose! I hate your boyfriend just so you know! Girl over there, the cutie—wait, no I'm cooked! Oh she didn't, okay I'm fine! No, I love men! Most! I love men, not boys! That's the distinction I have to make!
Okay, I love men, not boys! And there's a difference and I'm not talking about age! No, I hate boys! Boys are the type of people to be like, "Oh she broke up with me, I'mma leak her!" or "Oh do send!" or "Oh you can't wear that!" Like stuff like that! That's a boy! But men—men are different! Like my dad's a man and I love him for it! He has moments of being a boy just like I have moments of being a little—a little [ __ ]! Yeah, but um, that's the distinction!
Yeah, I am bi! I'm bisexual! Who do I kill? Oh, who do I kill? TIG. If let him go, I'm sorry. I thought that I could! I'm sorry, I do not speak Spanish! Oh my stomach is killing me, bro! Do you love being a sacrifice? That's kind of scary! Fighting cancer does... it's so AA filled! You get so much aura from—don't do it, don't do it! What are you doing? Don't—no, no, no! Okay, that was scary!
I have so much aura! My dad fought cancer! Does that give him aura? Oh yeah, guys! I can't, I can't be ableist! I have a cancer patient friend! I can't be against terminal illnesses! My brother has one! Yes, I beat it! Yes! Yes! Both my exes were—oh my God, I almost hit someone! I did not want to hit! Both my exes were women! One was 5 foot tall and one—the other was 5'2! So we have not hit this guy at all! We're cooked! Knives are being thrown and none are hitting him! This is embarrassing for us as a collective!
Oh, oh! Quinn, you gotta get out of here! You died, ra ra i! Oh I thought he put his knife away! I was like, that goes hard! [ __ ] I'm scared, I'm scared! I lived! Well, no I lived personally, but my character? No, not so much! Kind of important!
Oh what's up? That's not a good sign! Why am I flying? Oh! Oh, I'm sorry! One second team! How am I alive? I think I'm being targeted! Wait, I just want someone taller than 56 but I never stick to that standard! So never have, never will! Or no, I hopefully will! I don't know, we'll see how it goes! I think I am—oh my God, she's also bald! I'm so happy for her! I lowy think—what’s it called when you don't have any hair, like you don't have eyelashes, you don't have anything? I L key think it's pretty but I know it causes health problems!
Oh, they want me! She want me bad! Something my go text a [ __ ]! I'm bad or something! I don't know how it goes! Yeah, L [ __ ]! That's what I thought it was but I I was nervous that I was mixing up with Figo! I don't know how, they're very, very different but I am not smart all the time! I'm 167 cm tall AKA 10 trillion!
Go GS, that's so silly! Imagine that, that's funny! No we're not teaming, bro! It's not like there's one person in the server named Quinn and a bunch of people with I love Quinn shirts! No, that would be crazy! That would be insane! What? What? That would be diabolical behavior! I don't know, I don't think that's true! No, we're cooked! No, we're cooked! No, we're cooked! I'm hungry!
What am I doing? If freak Bob calls me getting on my hands and knees and getting ready! Freak Bob call! How are we slowly pushing her over? Oh my God, we really did that! I had a friend who pulled out all her eyelashes in her sleep, like as an anxiety thing! Her name was Quincy Taco Burrito! I'm hungry!
Stop! Guys, I have school tomorrow! I'm GNA! Actually, that sucks! You got made fun of because of it! That's stupid, bro! They can eat your butt and enjoy it! That's what they deserve! Five times? I think that's a bad idea! Yeah, duh! I just think that like if you're not in a relationship because you have agreed what you're going to get out of it, then it's not a good idea! Like if you're in a relationship to be together forever, then that has to be communicated and they have to be okay with you wanting to be with them forever!
But like I had a girlfriend once where I was like, "Oh I'm just doing this for the learning experience, like I don't want to be with you forever! I don't even want to be with you for that long! I just want to learn what I learn!" You know, like this is just for experience—like for the experience! And she was like, "Oh okay, that's fine! That's fine! That's fine!" But she didn't mean it! And it caused us to like end things on a bad note because there was like a miscommunication! You know, so you just need to always be upfront about what you're trying to get and like what the relationship entails for you, even like how you communicate!
Like what does it mean to be in a relationship? How often are we texting? What makes us different than just friends? Like that all has to be arranged before you're in a relationship otherwise it's not going to go well at all and that has to just be like communicated! That's my thought process! Just came after your best friend as what? As an OP? Just kidding, you're a Pooky! But aren't you? It's hard to keep track of all these Ops though!
Okay, I won! Okay, because I won! Okay, because I won! Fair and square! That obviously, that's a nice thing! Saying is that a nice thing? Doesn't make it less of just bragging! I did this really nice thing for someone! Is it nice? Tell me it's nice! It's okay! I goof on you because I know you won't take me seriously! Right? Don't worry!
I think I'm not fit to be in a romantic relationship either because I never think I'm good enough and I see like—I get stressed like because I have anxiety and so like I get stressed! I have like the anxiety, the like attachment thing where it's the anxious attachment where it's like if you stop talking to me for 5 minutes I'm cooked! I'm—I think you're dead or I think you hate me! Like there's no in between! So that's not good and it's like very much a downfall of a lot of things in my life!
Your ex-girlfriend's mom outed you! That is villainous! That is atrocious! Alright guys, we're cooked! Or maybe not, she's just very hard to kill! But she's not doing a great job of killing, so! Oh, I don't personally! I think a lot of people feel that way! Don't be like, "Oh my God, Quinn gets me!" We're not rare! Don't worry!
I mean, I do get you but like there are a lot of people who do! Don't worry! Ah, I'm cooked! I don't know! I cannot stand the people who um, the like anxious um avoidant! It makes me so deep! It does not! It’s like—or like the the chased versus chaser! Chased, I don't remember what it's called! The seeker versus the S! That's [ __ ] because I'm always the seeker! I'm always the attached!
No apparently not because no one's ever attached to me! You know how do I play so smooth? I do not! I do not! I think secure is barely, it's all up and down for everyone! Even my parents, they're in a very good relationship, like stable! But they have moments where they're always going like seeker and the S, you know? But it changes! Like my mom and my dad, they flip sides and that's how it stays working!
Am I dead? Oh you know, yeah, I go crazy too! I had a girl tell me that I was complaining too much once because I would like stub my toe and say ow, I stubbed my toe! But I also like it every day! It's like do you want to call? No, do you want to call? No, do you want to call? No! Like sorry, sorry! It's okay! I'll get over it! Like not get over it but like I'll learn a medium!
Who am I killing? Oh, the relationship guy! I don't like him like that! Yes, I'm paired with the best girl in this whole game! I'm so lucky! Oh my God, it's the forkin guy! Don't kill my teammate! Forkin guy! What are you doing? Trying to kill me? Oh my God, I I trusted you! Oh yeah, you've opt before in the past then I was mad at you! Stop!
If one of us doesn't kill the other right! She kept breaking up with you! I think that if people break up they should stay broken up permanently unless it's like, 'cause us people fight about the same thing over and over! So unless that thing gets completely resolved, it's just going to come back and it's just going to be the same issue! Like there are so many people out there! There’s literally not one person that's meant for you, like there's probably thousands of people that are perfectly compatible for you!
So you don't have to worry! Like you don't have to stress about it! You'll be fine! Especially if you're on online! If you break up—if things aren't perfect—leave! If you're online and you’re not perfect, don't do—and it takes being perfect to be in an online relationship! And you just don't want that!
So I hate this worm guy so much! Anyway, don't [ __ ] with people! Really shouldn’t date at all! Even—and I will stand by that like I wouldn't stop my kid from dating! But like I feel like they shouldn't really! I think it's a bad idea! Especially like I see like 12y olds and they're like, "We've been together for one month, we're meant to be!" No, stop! That's half of your lifetime so far! You don't know what you want! You're not ready for a relationship!
Relationships are more than just like, "Good morning Pooky Wookie! I love you!" Like it's more than that! Like I think that people if people aren't ready for a relationship, if they don't feel 100% ready, then they shouldn't do it at all! Like do not burden someone with that, please! I'm begging you!
No, I hate the people who they post like, "I hope we stay together forever! It’s been two days!" It has been 48 hours! I'd be shocked if you lasted another couple days! Like it's been—it's been 48 hours! I think you need to set your expectations a little lower than forever!
Um, I don't—I don't know! I'm being—I’m being [ __ ]! Like I just need to let people have their fun, but like I don't know! No! 'Cause they haven't found you changed so much your brain! Our brains don't develop till 25! You don't know who or what you want! Like think of everything until you're ready, until you know what you want!
And even then use everything as a learning experience! Don't think about marriage! Don't think about the end until like you're sure you know, because it'll never go just—you just don't want to have that burden of oh this is rough! 'Cause I've had relationships where I was like my first relationship I was like oh I don't like this and it's hard but I want to stay loyal! I want to be with her for as long as I can because that's what a relationship is!
And that's not what a relationship is! And so I eventually got broken up with but I needed to learn that it was more important for me to learn what I learned and learn what I wanted than to like live all that time like crying every night, you know? Um, like there's just no point in trying to um last forever with someone instead of just learning from their and your mistakes in it! Like you—that should be your goal to learn, not to be with them forever! And if you're with them forever if you have nothing left to learn then that's awesome for you, but that shouldn't be your goal! That's not what you should strive for! That's my take!
You think I need a podcast? Thank you! I don't know if I could yap that long! I mean, I do, I yap a lot! I—I don't know! I just—okay, I’m sacrificing you! Sorry buddy, you probably have better aim than me! That's why it wasn't for any selfish reason! Selfish, selfish reason! It wasn't for any selfish reason!
Oh, I'm cooked! I'm cooked! I'm a little cooked if I do say so myself! Oh my gosh! Oh Lord, I don't think I could have a podcast unless it was like a streaming thing! Maybe I should gu—should I just start uploading my clips to TikTok? Quinn live and it's me making—and I have the AI generated text and like the sigma music! If you want to make money in this society, you have to invest it!
And a lot of these young men—these young men think that they have to put all of their money into like—Is that what I should be doing? No! Y'all don't need to have a um—[ __ ] what is it, what's the thing called when like you're not friends, you think you're friends with someone who you don't know online? Like an internet person? Parasocial? We don't need a parasocial relationship!
Yeah, I need to put parkour behind, I need to put parkour behind my speeches! I think that would do be really good for the algorithm! Maybe I'll just post these clips! I don't know! Is that a good idea, you guys? I don't know! Oh, I'm gonna put the [ __ ] on YouTube shorts, you guys! That's what I'm going to do! I'm going to put this [ __ ] on YouTube shorts!
Trust! Yes! YouTube shorts! I'm not going to [ __ ] with my TikTok algorithm! I'm GNA do my YouTube shorts algorithm! Are you kidding me? What else are you supposed to put on YouTube shorts? Cosplays? Hell no! That's never going to go well! That's never going to go as anticipated! So I gotta—I gotta put my ominous deep thoughts!
Oh damn it! I gotta put my deep thoughts on there! I just think people feel lonely! Like I—this girl, and I hope she doesn't see this 'cause that would suck, but this girl, she—I’m just going to give him fake letters, A was with B for two years, and once A broke up with B, she went on a tiate! And she's been like not single for more than a few days since!
And it's because like that relationship, like she got so used to having someone, and now she can't be alone! And that's like—that is not good! Like people need to just be okay with being alone and being okay with beings! Um, you know? Yeah, I don't know! Like it just—and I've struggled with that but it gets better!
Like the longer you’re single for, the easier it gets obviously but it's just like you don't need someone else! And I know it feels good to have someone else, but you don't need them! Oh! Oh my god! I've been saying this since like middle school! You—if you're not perfect, if you're not secure in yourself, if you're not like the best you feel like you can be, don't go out there!
If you're a broken person, don't go put yourself on the dating market because you can't be in a healthy relationship if you're broken! And I know that sounds backwards and I know you're going to be like, "Oh I have issues!" Like what? That's not what it is! If you have like—I don't know how to explain it! Like you—you can't put yourself out there like that!
And you can't like be with someone else! There's definitely a way better way I've put this before but you can't have that feeling and connection with someone else if you aren't secure in yourself because it's never going to go well! It's like two broken things can't make something whole or—I don't remember! Or like if you're bro—I don't know! You don't have to be perfect! I'm not perfect! No one's perfect!
But like you have to be at least to some level like okay! Um, you can't be like just desperate! You have to be in a relationship for a good reason! Like you can't be at because you are lonely! I'm not going to upload that [ __ ] to YouTube shorts! That was not profound! I've put that in a lot better term before and now y'all are just brain rotting! Was it that bad? Was my speech that bad? [ __ ] You don't have to be mean like that! Whatever!
I feel like I'm in an edit! Yes! If you don't love yourself, how the hell are you going to love anybody else? That is a great way to put it! It was great! Thank you! I don't know who's voting me—OP behavior! Oh my God, she's here! Hi, Lura Edits! Laura Edits! Oh, I feel so sick! [ __ ] to my stomach!
To my stomach! Gra! Okay, what intro do you want me? This is an intro to an edit, just so you know! An edit is about to begin! Like what? Thank you! A lot of people say that actually, that I'm good at advice! I, um, the person I look up to most in life said I’m—I gave the best advice to him that—oh! He won! So that was very meaningful!
I don't know if y'all have it—does anyone know what just happened? Countdown 10 to one as an edit? I feel like that's not—I feel like that's not, um, that is mildly! You want me to count down from 10? I feel like that is not, um—H? That kind of sounds like um, something else! Do I have a YouTube account? Yeah, I'm going to start posting my profound deep things with Subway first in the background and it won't be AI!
I'm going to be like Dante! Have you guys seen like his [ __ ] streams? He talks about [ __ ]! Edited by Lily! That sounded like a question! Edited by Lily! I don't know, we do need to boycott AI! I've been saying this since my dad set me down and he's like AI is going to be a big problem now! Something! AI is a big problem!
I'm not going to vote, I'm just going to stroke it! What's my go-to McDonald's order? I don't like McDonald's! Why am I so bad at this game? Stop, stop moving! You're gonna get us killed! Oh [ __ ]! [Music] You just want to be an OP? I'm not saying [ __ ] about you! It's okay, it's okay! Uh oh, kill them! Oh [ __ ], you're cooked, bro! And your goose is cooked, Buckaroo!
When I post? Yeah, I'm doing this very mindfully! Very Demir! See how I play this game without Cheeto dust on my palms? Very mindful! Very cu! Very Demir! Very, very mindful! Very ladylike! See how I lay here with my legs crossed? Very ladylike! Very princess! Very cutesy! See how I don’t jump on their head as they are doing?
You see how—very, very mindful of their personal space! Very cutie! Very de—yeah, yeah! See how I stand and watch afterwards instead of rage quitting? Very mindful! Very Demir! Very respectful! Very ladylike! See how my avatar says, "Hello, I'm Sigma"? Very cutesy, very petite, very Demir!
Bro I lowkey got a [ __ ] real bad! Oh my God! You see how I burp? Very cutesy, very mindful, very Demir! Of course! You see how I follow the requests of my chat? Very polite, very mindful, very Demir! Very humble! I need to get—I feel like I'm like two pixels on your screen, 'cause if I'm in the tiny corner, like I'm the same size as the Roblox avatar so!
And then if you—it's on a screen like this big, then I'm like, yeah! I'm like three pixels! Very cutie! Very mindful! Right, Demir? Very—the quality is good! Don't compliment like that again! You see how I hold my throw-up down even though I'm very sick? Very cutesy, very mindful!
Oh [ __ ], my [ __ ] dog! I hate him! I love him! I hate him so much! He—as soon as my parents left, I was feeling so sick I could have fallen to the ground and never like came! I would—I could have gone 6 feet under! I was so sick! No, I'm going to hate on my dog 'cause he's a little [ __ ] and he threw it!
So I was sitting there, I was like [ __ ] I gotta make my [ __ ] hot dog! And I was like I was about to eat it and I was like—I was already gonna throw up! And this little [ __ ], I hear and I was like no! And so I ran over and I was like taxi, no! Like—and I tried getting him to go outside instead everywhere! And so I started crying! I was like [ __ ], I don't want—because I'm on my period so I'm crying easy!
I don’t want to deal with this! Like I just wanted to eat my hot dog and I feel so sick! And then my parents texted me—they're like can you go do this other thing? And I was like please, I just want to lay down! Like I'm so tired! I don't want to do this! And then I hear and he did it again a second time! And I was already like I already want to throw up! Like—and so I cried! I had a mental breakdown! I called for help!
I called for assistance so I had emotional support! And then I cleaned it up the whole time crying and going taxi, why would you do this? Um, and he just took a nap while I did it! So see how he doesn’t get in my way? Very mindful! Cute, very deir! But my dog doesn't—my dog doesn't e, his own poop! It was yellow, it looked like neon piss! It was awful!
It was truly like a sight to be seen! Um, it was—yeah, I have a photo! If y'all are sensitive to this [ __ ], don't look! I—where's the photo? Did I delete the photo of my dog's puke? He's so cute though! I love him! He's my little baby! But I was very angered by what he chose to do today! I know I sent a photo of it to my dad, here, hold up!
It looks like pee! I should have given a warning! Well yeah, I had to send it to my dad! I had to send it to my dad! I'm sorry, I didn’t—I gave a content warning! But yeah, and then there was a set! Now I got it! Oh no, my stomach looks like beer [ __ ]! Part of it had like mac and cheese and kibble in it! It was awful! Like mac and cheese! My dad had it!
So why was it liquid? I don't know! He throws up all the time and I just—I don't clean it up 'cause I'm an awful child! Uh, but it's okay! I, yeah! My mom—my mom's so kind and loving and she loves me very much! So she doesn't—she gets mad at me and she says like, "Oh I'm so angry! I'm never going to do your laundry again!" And then she still does! And I feel kind of bad! Um, but I love her! She's the sweetest lady ever!
But she doesn't have like self um, like respect unfortunately to like stop! But I love her! She's very sweet! Very mindful! Very Demir! But no, my mom's the sweetest lady! On my first day of freshman year, on my first day of freshman year, my dog puked on me in the car! My mom's been through a lot too! That's why she's so sweet! Any—oh shoot!
I'm glad they don't seem to recognize me as their leader yet! Your ex dog's puked on you? I feel like that happened to me before! Everyone I've ever been with had a dog that I've loved very much! Usually more than them themselves! Your snake peed on you! That's unfortunate! But I—I remember [ __ ]! I never mix up the dog's names! I only have two ex's but I still mix up their names! I don't know how! I have really bad memory! I don't mix up their dogs' names, Suki and Daisy! I love them with everything!
Same with their moms, actually! I don't remember their mom's names, but I know they like me! I still wave at them if I see them! I say, "And there, m Suki and Daisy!" I remember! I still have photos of the dogs! Like they're dogs! They have nothing to do with my failed relationship! Can you see the dogs? You're really going to make me pull this up? Sure, they're very cute dogs! They're very tiny! Let me see if I can find them!
This is Suki! Oh wait, I need to turn my brightness down! Such a cute dog! And Miss girl would always be running everywhere! Like on me! Suki loved me like a lot! Look at the puppy! She was a—she everywhere, everywhere! This cute puppy, she's kind of feisty though! But I would play with her! I have so many, I have—I used to have videos of the dog! No! She got a boyfriend! The craziest thing!
Okay, she better not be watching this! I broke up with her and it took a long time for her to get over me! And she texted me that she wanted me back like a week before she got a boyfriend! But you know what? They're happy now and that's all them! I'm really happy 'cause I didn't—I couldn't be the one for her! And I didn't want to be the one for her! And I knew I—I couldn't be the one for her!
And she found someone who is compatible with her! And I'm very proud and happy for him that he gets to like have those moments with her now, you know? It's been a long time though! We broke up like almost—no! We broke up like a year ago! What are you guys—what? OMG for? I am confused! I don't know! I do—I don't hope she's watching this though! I hope that she's not!
I do think that people—people try to find her! I don't even know how they find her! But like so many fan accounts of me or like people who follow me find her! And it's weird 'cause like I don't follow her, she doesn't follow me, she's not tagged in anything I've ever been in! I don't know how! It's weird! But yeah, I'm glad they haven't found my other ex! A good age?
There's no good age! Some people could have it younger than others! I just say like after puberty, a good while after puberty! Obviously the best time for relationships is 25! About 25, because that's when your brain fully develops! But like you need to have—that's for like a proper relationship! But you need to have learning experiences before then! And sometimes the learning experience could be the right relationship for long term! But don't expect something to be long-term until your brain's fully developed!
That's my thought process! You know? I don't deserve the world! No one does! Power always corrupts! I wrote an essay on that once! Oh [ __ ], my phone's GNA die! Yeah, people do are like when people find out stuff about me that I don't talk about publicly! It's like I didn't talk about it because I—I didn't want people to know or like I didn't—that wasn't my intention!
Like, or I remember someone said once 'cause it was something like they found out that I hadn't ever talked about! They were like, "What? That can't be true! Quinn didn't tell us!" Like, I didn't! Do I need to tell everyone everything? Is that what's going on? So that was definitely interesting! When I'm tired and throwing up everywhere, tomorrow my parents are going to have no empathy for me!
Yeah, I just have like—I don't like—yeah! One thing I just need people to stop asking about relationships with me! Like um current relationship status and all those things! Or like who I'm with or what I'm like—all those things! 'Cause I have like a lot of like relationship trauma that make it hard for me to talk about like relationships! So—and then I just feel weird and guilty and it's just awkward!
So I just don't want people to keep harassing me about it! No! Yeah! People for real spamming, even in my comments! They're like, "Do you have a boyfriend? Do you have a girlfriend?" It's like I don't! And then they get mad at me when I don't reply! But maybe it's because I don't want to! I don't know! I'll talk about it one day of like why I don't like talking about everything!
But people are weird! And I'm working on like my own personal things! But when people keep harassing me about it like it takes away that choice for me a little bit! Um, that I'm trying to get and have! I don't know! People just need to be more mindful! It's the same when people are like, "How much do you weigh? Yada-yada!" Like very Demir, very mindful!
Um, what was I going to say? Oh, the worst thing is when like people— I see comments from like men being like, "Don't get an OnlyFans! Never, please! Don't have an OnlyFans! Please don't get an OnlyFans!" I wasn't gonna! But I'm 16! Why are you ask—like I can't get one! So why are we talking about this? That's weird! Also why would I— I like if I was set on becoming an OnlyFans model 'cause that's my choice, why would like a random Instagram com—please don't! Like why would that change my T—my idea! Like no one—no! Those are boys!
Boys are creepy! Men are not! Boys are the ones who talk about OnlyFans! The OnlyFans? Uh, detected thing! Re, uh, opinion—rejected! Those are boys, not men! And I will stand by that! Love men, not boys! That's my thought process! Yes, fully grown boys! That's what I like to call them! Fully grown adult boys! Adult boys, adult boys!
And there are teenage men! They're rare! So are men in general! I shot you! I'm sorry! If you look like an NPC, I shoot! I'm sorry! I can make my jawline perfectly flat! Watch! Is it giving Minecraft? Is it giving Minecraft? Is it giving my—I want that, that g, that V jawline so bad! But unfortunately, this is what I—I am left with!
Are you going to let me have this one or what? Oh, okay! I want—I—I like Minecraft! You guys, I don't have free time! When I am—no, I'm never going to have enough free time to do like a server! A Minecraft server streaming or anything full-time! Guys, I'm a high schooler! And then after that, I'm going to be a college student! And then after that, I'm G to have a family and a career! So I don't know if I ever will!
I have such bad—you know how people have baby fever? I have like hubby fever! I just want to—I just want to have a marriage and a life partner! Like already! All that talk about do it when you're ready! Don't just do it to be with someone! Do it because you've learned everything you've had to learn and you're ready for a relationship!
I want to get married! I want a ring on my finger! Please propose to me! It's okay! I want to be a mother too! But only if I'm ready and only if the world is ready! Like you know, like bro, if the world is like an apocalypse, I'm not going to have a kid! I'm going to destroy my uterus so that I can never have a kid because I'm not going to—I'm going to—I’d rather let Earth die!
Like at that point you'll get me a boba ring with diamonds! Please! Anyway, I do want to be a mom! I just don't think that by the time I am ready, um, it—there'll be um a world to to raise them in! Like imagine a world where they open their screen and they can't tell what's AI and what's not! You know?
Like I'm—I already see people getting fooled by AI! AI looks so [ __ ] real even to me! And I'm like I'm becoming a pro at spotting it! So like imagine—and it's been—it's not been that long! Like since there's been improvement! So I just—I really think that the world is going to be [ __ ]! You know? By the time I’m ready to have children!
If we get into another lockdown that might low-key like be slle! Um, and that's only because I don't want to go to school! That would be slay! Um exactly! I never had a dream SMP phase! I actually I tried watching one of their like more popular videos once! Like there must be some if everyone likes it! It was the most boring thing I've ever watched! I was like cringing the whole time!
That's weird! But no! Like I—I—there's—there's no—I can't pursue online! I can't pursue being an influencer! CU there's thousands and millions of influencers! Like I could never be one! Um, even influencers are barely influencers just because there's so many now! Um, and that's not stable! And then it's getting taken over by AI anyways!
Even being an artist, like you can't do [ __ ]! It's all AI! Wait, monkey pox is in California? What are the symptoms? You're in LA? Am I? I didn't know that! I met up with someone who had a fan account of me once and I thought I was going to get kidnapped! But I didn't! She just gave me a very nice letter and it was awesome! That was it!
I do like Bagels! They're yummy! They're physical! Oh, good thing I've never touched anyone ever! Period! Oh yeah, I saw like a video where it has like increased like by a ton in just a couple days! What are the symptoms of monkey pox? Ugh oh, okay! I don't have any rashes but I do have a sore throat! Muscle aches? You should go to bed! Okay! Okay, Mom!
I'm your—I know I am! People here have monkey pox! I um, I don't know! My—the roof of my mouth has been itchy but I don't think I have monkey pox! Do I? I just have like—okay! If I—bro, if I fall asleep or if I don't go to sleep right now, if I'm sick tomorrow, if I don't literally die at school! My parents won't let me come home!
My parents are the type of people—I don't know how! Um, I don't know how! My parents let me stay home today! I think it's 'cause my dad was late for something and he said come down we have to go! And I just didn't! So he just left! But um, I don't know! Usually my dad will—they'll yell and scream at me until I go to school no matter what! But I swear to if I—if I throw up at school tomorrow, they're the type of people to like tell the counselor!
But can she stay? Like I've legally had to go home before! And he's like, but what if I have to accept my fate? Oh, you're going to let me win! She's being so tiure! So mindful! Oh my God, I started school a week ago and I missed the first day, which was a big mistake! But I was working! But I was twerking just so you know!
I should probably go to sleep! 'Cause if—especially my odds of being able to not stay home! Because if I'm not sick—I'm just thinking if I'm still sick tomorrow if I don't sleep tonight! Well, my parents—I have no, I have nothing to fall back on! So I should probably sleep, even though I'm not tired! It's just like I took naps all day! I took so many naps! So I'm just—I'm light awake!
You know, like Katy Perry said! Oh, she's flopping! It's a woman's world and you're Lu to living! [Music] That song is trash! Oh shoot! I cannot lie! The song is not fire! Stop saying the song is fire, your nose is growing! [Music] And Loki, I wanted to be there for her! I wanted to be like okay Katie, like you flop! This is weird! But like Millennial moms, they're going to eat this [ __ ] up! And then I heard about the Kesha thing and I was like never mind!
Alright, so I feel so sick! Bro, you got detention! Oh my God! Oh my God! My [ __ ] stomach! I don't—I don't know why it comes in waves! It just seems like I forget that I'm sick! And then it comes back! But I'm not! It just really comes in waves! It comes in waves, bro! No, but it comes in waves and it really hurts! I died!
Oh, I have a question for you all! And I have to—I have to really—okay, can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Okay! I feel like all of you expect me to be some dummy mommy! Like me saying, "Oh yeah, that's right! Good girl!" Like I think that's what you guys expect from me! Am I wrong? No, I'm just saying like when you guys think about me, you expect me to be some like mask dummy mommy!
Am I wrong? You don't? Wait, what do you mean quite the opposite? What do you mean by that? Uh oh, no! You guys should see my comments! Or no, you guys don't understand! Stop talking, my bad! Y'all don't! Then maybe you guys! Yeah, my TikTok comments, they're freaky! But not realistic!
Okay, no, they're always—they—I think they all expect me to be some like top or whatever! Like I would be like yeah, you know, you should tell that to all the girls begging me to call them good girls on live before! What do you mean? It's the opposite! Y'all didn't—no! There were—it was funny though! Yeah, it was funny but um, at service! Stop! Fair enough! I'll take it!
I will not reveal what I am! I'll let you all have your opinions based on who I am! It was not just you! I hate to say it! It was like there was like a whole pod where everyone was asking! Can you call me a good girl or good boy too? You weren't? Expect this is my stream! Do I usually say anything better? Do I really ever have anything better to say? No, I don't!
B-boy is crazy! Well, it's Instagram! That's what—that’s what they want! I don't think it's okay to have sexual expectations! I mean, yeah, fair enough! I think people mean it romantically though because they expect me to be like some mask! Like yeah baby girl, I'm bringing you some flowers!
That's why Everyone likes my Hey Mama's video! Except I hate if someone ever called me Ma! I would actually like, you know? Please do not! Please do not say, "Yeah Ma! I'm just I just got home mama!" No! I'm not your mom! Go talk to your actual mom!
Like my favorite nickname is baby or baby girl if I'm honest! But when people call me Emma, no! Stop it! Get out! Get out! Please! Anyway, I don't know why are you—why are you OMG? Oh Lord! See, when I did that fa ranking nicknames videos, all my comments became "hey honey!" "Hey!" "Hey beautiful!" "Hey baby!" "Hey hey baby!" I’m literally a baby!
Gaga, no! So close! I am a 16-year-old bisexual girl! I'm kidding! That's mean! When people do this so close, it makes me so embarrassed for both people involved! It like it makes me deeply upset! I'm on my PS5 that I bought with my money! No, it's donations! Actually, I guess I can't even call it my money! I'm manspreading right now!
Little y'all, if y'all are in the original podcast, I've been doing the splits on pod for a year now! A year! But I'm not going to do it on Twitch because I don't have space for that! Like no! And that would just be very bad! I just think I put my foot in frame and that's already—that's already um shameful! Should I become one of those Twitch streamers with like the little cat ears and the cut top this low and all oiled up and be like, "Oh my God, oh my God, I think I just—I failed in Fortnite!"
That's—I think that's my future! I think that's the future I see! With the pigtails! Oh my—oh my—oh my goodness! I think I just—I think I just failed in Fortnite! Uh oh, sorry, my bad! Did you know in middle school I got made fun of? I got bullied for my laugh! I got made fun of for my [Music] laugh! [Music]
No! I um 'cause I—I have like—I don't know! I freaking honk like a goose too! I go like— in middle school, I would go like that was my laugh! That cough! Like with laughing, I would cough like that and it was awful! And so I learned to not laugh like that anymore, but it was just because I was nervous all the time that I would laugh like that! That's bad, but oh well!
No! It was actually—it was bad 'cause like basically people went—people would go up to me and they'd be like, "Can you laugh? Can you laugh?" Look! She's going to laugh! It's so funny! Can you laugh? Can you actually—can you like laugh right now? Like no it's actually so funny! Like my laugh was the joke! Yeah, it was not nice! Middle school sucks! Middle school sucks!
I had the worst sixth grade! Not only was that—oh, he's coming for me! Oh, why not? Not only was that happening to me all the time! But this kid would beat me up all the time! It's awful! I have a hiccups! He like he threw a stapler at Claire! And then he like um—in a—on a class field trip! Uh saying her name looking at our tent! And then he beat me up like over the head with a metal water bottle on the way home!
He—he's Australian! He moved back to Australia! So if you see someone—well, I'm not going to name drop 'cause that's not okay! It was sixth grade! It was four years ago, I'm not going to incite harassment! Well, it's just a first name, but I don't—whatever!
Um, anyways! He would me like all the time and one day I went up to him! And I chased him down! And I just went hands—hands in my pocket! I walked up and I just went and I got him right here! Here! And it bruised him for so long! I think I broke his rib cage! Um, and then I just walked away! Uh, and I got in huge trouble, but it was worth it! So—and he was screaming on the floor and it was awesome! It was awesome!
After everything he did to me, I should have gone for his wiener! That's true, but a win is a win! A win is a win! Um, yeah, he—the word I—I—he knew that I had chronic headaches so he'd always go for my head! Like he was not only a bully but he was smart about it, which was the worst part! And he knew I was suicidal at the time, so he would always like say stuff to try to get me to kill myself!
Like, and then to my sister! I don't remember what it was! More physical violence! Because that would hurt her more than mental! It was weird! He was a freak! And he was like 5 feet tall! That's why he was so angry! 'Cause he was 5 feet tall! And our best friend 'cause it was—he thought he was friends with this one dude! He—who was like 62 at the time! And me and my sister were both super close with him!
So he's like, "You stole them! You stole them from!" And he had a crush on my sister too! So he—and then he was mad at Sig and brought a knife and was like, uh, "You stole Claire from me!" It was just like big drama all the time! And he was kind of cray cray! And then one time after everything—like a year later during quarantine, he texted me like, "I found my chakra and I'm no longer like that!"
And then my ex in seventh grade! It was four months long! But I don't care that it was four months long because um, her longest relationship before me was like two weeks! So I made it last! I think I'm still her record! And it's been like four years!
Anyways, I told her that like, "Oh yeah, I think I'm going to draw what happened to me to try to like remove it from myself and make it into something else!" Um, and she said no! That'd be really stupid! And so I didn't! And so I didn't! I didn't end up doing that! She was full of red flags! She didn’t call me on my birthday!
I told her on my birthday, "Hey can we call on my birthday day?" And she was going to! And then she was like, "No, you're boring!" And then hung out with her friends! So I ate pickles! I ate pickles and cried! No, I saw that if I give—see y'all need to not tell me when people say [ __ ] like that! Y'all need to ignore people! 'Cause if people get a response, they're going to do it again! Some people—that's what they're looking for!
Like, y'all don't gotta reply! Isn't always necessary! But whatever! I think a lot of the time! Oh, something I've been saying lately is if you're a woman and you're saying like I'm hard for you and stuff! CU I—I get those things from women or like—I don't know, like a lot of lesbians say weird stuff, and they're like, "Oh, it's funny because I'm a girl, not a guy!"
I think we—we need to all have the mindset of old men, you know? And let me explain! When you say weird [ __ ] to someone, you must assume that they think you're an old man! And then you have to think that through! Okay? 'Cause if you're an old man, if people think you're an old man, you're not going to say wild stuff! You're not going to say "Let me nibble those toes, ma'am!" Because you're an old man now and you don't want to be a creep!
So you can't assume that they're going to think you're joking just because you're a teenage girl! And that's my TED Talk! Yeah, no! Like on one of my streams, like a girl—like someone who's regular—I don't even I didn't even have a problem with it! I just had to—she said something like, "I'm stroking it!" And I was like, imagine you are an old man saying this! And then think that through again!
Like it's a joke and it's funny, but if it is in a public setting and I am not currently talking to you or do not currently know you! Don't do it! And that is my—that is my moral compass! Just pretend you're an old man whenever you're trying to say something freaky! Oh oh, we're cooked! Oh, okay, we did it!
Yeah, imagine if you were 70 and you said you are—and then I think you got timed! Stop yapping! My bad! My bad! Want to know what? You can do! Stop joining my stream! What—wait, wait! If you don't want to—wait! If you don't want to watch, you can leave! Wait, wait! Dude, I actually didn't even know that!
Wait, can you actually—wait, guys, can you actually leave? Wait, can you actually leave if you don't—if you're not interested? Wait, you can't? Oh wait! I didn't—maybe that's only for some P! I really thought like you could leave! Like I thought you could leave if you didn't like it! That's weird! That's actually crazy though!
Like that you could leave! Wait, I don't know! That's weird! I don't know! I guess it's really up to you, huh? What kind of sweat has 78 wins? I always—whenever I say seven or eight I have to like really think it through! 'Cause I mix up seven and eight! Like I'll say oh yeah, like I'm going to go to the 911 store! No, we're going to 7-Eleven!
Let's think this R, Quin! Oh yeah, you know, September, September 11th, 7-Eleven day! No, Quinn, let's think this through! Let's think about this! Sorry! Or like, oh I like—what's 5 plus 4 S? No, it is! And I know it's nine! Like if I write it out, it's a circle with the little down! But I say seven! Say s e ven!
I do know my regulars! Of course, I know my regulars! Most of the time! I mean if I stream regularly, I know them better! But I kind of—for I'm not good with names! I don't even know like my classmates if I'm honest! But I know Emmy and Nikki and Mari and all them! But it's you, the man with the dog!
Oh! Oh, you mean you mean I'm with my neighbor and it's definitely consensual! Is that who we're talking about? Where do you live? Like, what country do you live in, per chance? Could you just give me that information? I think that would be really nice to know!
Alright, every time I ask for their location, they never give it to me! Like how are you—how are you going to talk about doing illegal things then not give your Addie? Like what? It's almost like you don't want to get caught! You know? Mexico? Oh, thanks for letting me know! I'll keep that in mind!
Y'all don't need to start dropping it! I was just looking for the guy who was like, "I'm 30 and I'm dating my 14-year-old neighbor!" Like okay! Oh, I mean there—yeah, they're just a troll though! They were like, "I'm single and I'm ready to mingle!" And then I was like, "Who's that in your profile picture?" Then that you seem like you're in a romantic relationship! And they're like, "That's my 14-year-old neighbor!"
But we're chill! Kota is here! Last time I checked, is Kota here? Yeah, they are! Kot, tell the people you're here! Kota is here, bro! Exactly! Oh shoot, who do I choose? I look bored! [ __ ] you! That's just because I'm sick and tired! Okay, I'm not bored! I live in my own world!
See, like why am I supposed to—what am I—I'm playing! I am playing Roblox! This is so fun! I love Roblox! This is so much fun! Wow, I'm having a great time! Welcome back! Today we're playing Roblox! Like no! It's late at night! And also, um, I'm in my own world! Like I'm entertaining my own brain!
No one's entertaining me! So like I know how I feel! Reaction is just to get other people to understand how you feel! So why would I react? Why would I give facial expression if there's no one else around? When you're happy and you're on your own, do you smile? I don't! I do actually if I'm—I'm only kidding! But no, I—what am I supposed to do?
I'm supposed to sit here like I’m having a blast! Like this isn't an advertisement! Yeah, I'm just a dreadhead! Oh [ __ ], I forgot that I have migraines! So shaking my head hurts! Y'all want the [ __ ] y'all want it so bad! I—I would love to play that once I have a computer!
But I can't until I have a computer because I can't stream DTI on my PS5! Me and Kota, DTI! Oh, back shots! Arrow, I can do that! Wait, that post you just hit? I can do that! Sorry, I just felt proud of myself in that moment! I'm flexy! I have a migraine! Is this—is this epic? Watch yourself! No one clipped that!
I'm so excited for DTI to drop new body [Music] types! Bill Eyelish, there she just has very tired eyes, like my eyes! You can't really—this is the widest I can open them! I can't open them very wide! I like—I—that might sound stupid! But if you compare it to my sister, her eyes open like this wide! Because when I was little, I would stare into the sun with a fan in my eye!
'Cause I thought it would make me stronger! Like what doesn't kill you makes you [Music] stronger! So it didn't work! It didn't work at all! It just gave me like smaller eyes than my sister to cope! So now I'm always squinting in just a constant squint state! Squint, Quint!
[ __ ] me! What doesn't kill you makes—anyways, what was I talking about? Oh, you said I have deep set eyes! I know! So I always just look—I don't know! I wish I didn't have deep set eyes! I'm very insecure! Ellie’s eyes kind of look like they're about to pop out at any moment! If you look at them, that's why she has a little under eye thing here!
And like her eyes—she's like—but when I do it, I look scary! If I had my eyes open like she does all the time, Loki, be terrifying! Would it not? My stomach, bro! I ly my fart! Ellie does not have deep set eyes! I will die on the hill! They're like protruding from her skull!
Like if I wasn't—if I was a model, like not a model, like a like a 3D model, it would be like if I took them and I pulled them forward! Oh [ __ ], who do I choose? Eeny, meeny, miny, mo! Okay, good, good! I didn't have to choose! Why don't streamers have a foot cam? Let me elaborate! I feel like it'd be good for business!
Like if they're going to have their knockers out like that, why don't they just have like right there? You know? They do! I've never seen that! I see all—most cosplayers I see who are popular or well-known always have their feet, like behind them or somewhere not! I sleep with teddies! Yeah, you can do it at any age!
There are adults who do! If college life is too hard, I'm going to start a foot finder! And I'm not even kidding! A pregnancy pillow? What's that? I can look under the table! Just like any real man! Trying to look up a skirt! I cooked! I want—I want a hug! Oh my God! Can you send me a link? I want a pillow that I can hug!
Please, pretty please with a cherry on top! Okay, I SC! It is? Is it PS compatible? You said I'm very beautiful! Well, I was punched up in the corner like this! Thanks! I hiy look French! Claire's friends! Claire's school friends all say I look like the British version of her! And I—I don't know what that means!
So then when I met them, when I met them, I faked a British accent! And they lowkey believed it! And I'm still confused by it to this day! Like what about me is giving European more than my sister? I mean I guess she's weirder! I guess she does give more American! But I don't think I particularly give unAmerican!
Oh my God! You actually sent me the pillow! Thank you! I will—I will have to keep that in mind! You'd hate to be called British! Okay, my jaw! What does that mean? I don't know what that is! My ancestors weren't even British, bro! Ever! Actually, no, they were, I'm stupid!
They are—they were! My ancestors were original Rhode Island settlers! So original, like Founding Father era Originals! People who fled the Irish famine and came to America! And then Italians! Pretty recent Italians! Like great grandma! So she moved here 100 years ago! Who, that's actually a long time! What am I yapping for?
I did not mean to throw that to you! It was just a panic response! Oh [ __ ]! Everyone here except for that one guy has the shirt! Actually, for those two guys! Do I cook the pizza? Shut up! But I do! I'm mostly Americ! Honestly, um, I'm mostly Italian, Aman! Because the Irishness is so far back! All I have from it is like recipes and ginger hair and freckles!
My grandma is a complete ginger! Ginger hair and freckles and like waves! That's—that's my grandma! So she's very Irish and she cooks Irish food! But um, she often goes off on tangents about the Irish culture! I love her for it! So my grandma has baloney Italian food festivals and invites everyone! But this song really does look like a country song from Texas! Everyone just has the traditional slice of gooey pepperoni with an extra ball!
This is like a real representation! Daily reminder! They ate a pepperoni pizza with a very rich sausage topping! I've never had a chance to understand all the true complexities of making food! I think food is representative of amazing times like art!
Like, honestly, the food I made and others will be important—it triggers deeper emotions that stems from our lives! I want to make more food like that someday! Thank you for coming to my TED Talk!
I should put pink balloons in my room! I should have gotten a bunch of flowers today! Well, I will have to buy some pink ones soon! I doubt there are any places that sell them! Oh, there's this nice banquet shop downtown! They have free samples! I want flowers and some miniskirts!
Cooking is simple! It's just work! Like, if you can follow simple instructions, you can follow recipes! As long as you can read and measure, the flavors will turn out brilliant! What are we waiting for? Just a few minutes to make that one plate!
Cooking is, cooking is beautiful! When you put your heart and effort into it, you create your masterpiece! Not because there are perfect versions—it's about making something unique! Our own mark is the best! Cooking is an expression!
Like basically, it’s what we humans do! That's what makes humans amazing! I take pride in the meals I create! I always add some personality! Oh my gosh, I totally forgot! Speaking of cooking! I still need to check my oven!
Please create some masterpiece art regarding the food culture! When you come visit, take pictures of it! It's important to show everyone! Well, that's it for today! What are we cooking today? Maybe some muffins? I hope so! I'm running out of time!
I can't wait for breakfast! Let's go! I hope I find a way to make it by 9 AM!
Don't forget to check the oven! And always make sure the ingredients are fresh! Fresh ingredients are key! Enjoy cooking! It's all about the journey! When you get it, you'll feel so accomplished! Good luck!