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What about the, uh, beginning of the website? You think I'm doing too much? I just wanted it to be like artistic. Click the logo in the top low. You think you are doing too much? You got 1,500 and you have 200 followers, so you're doing decent compared to the amount of followers you have.
But the main problem here is your [ __ ] product, bro. Like, that's the main problem. Like, this video right here, if you look at this crew neck, it looks like something I would buy off in [ __ ] TJ Maxx, the [ __ ] sales section. You feel me? And they're not—like, if they do rip you off, bro, like, are they not scared? Because you have their address, right? You could always—I'm not gonna pull up on them and [ __ ] like that, you feel me?
So, like, and the reels, bro, they're pretty basic. What do you think of those? You think I could do better even though I just have the ups? Bro, hell no. This is honestly—like, I'm not saying that your [ __ ] is ass. I mean, it is ass, but like, I'm saying it's just—it's more of like an experience type of thing. I'm not going to speak about your product unless you want me to roast that [ __ ] if you want me to.
You can go on my website and [ __ ] you could look at more stuff. Okay, so holy [ __ ] okay, the website in general is ass. I'm sure you understood that. Do I need to explain why it's ass? Yeah, bro, you can flame me, it's calm. Or do you know it's ass? I thought it was lowkey good, but it's calm.
Okay, I'll explain why this shit's ass. Okay, number one, the Galaxy background [ __ ] you have a gigantic ass logo here. Your product pictures are terrible. Okay, this is the main problem. Also, I don't know why it's like glowing every single time I go over this [ __ ] like a [ __ ]. There's no way you think this [ __ ] is good, bro. What the [ __ ]?
Okay, BR, look at—I just changed the whole website. Okay, look at my website, right? Professional picture, influencers wearing it, blah blah blah, professional mockup, simple, minimalistic. Looks like every big brand, right? Because every big brand has a simple, minimalistic design.
Or, I mean, website. And you go to [ __ ] your website and you have [ __ ] glow-in-the-dark [ __ ] hoverboards and a gigantic ass logo. You have this 3D mockup, which is okay, whatever. This picture right here is ass, and then you have a random picture here. You have trash lighting. Um, your—it's just cooked, bro. I'm not going to lie. You should close your website and try to fix this [ __ ] ASAP.
You didn't get no sales, right? No, I've actually made sales. I can't even lie. Like, I could show you my dashboard and [ __ ] how much. I could show you, like, year to date, I think it's like two bands. What the [ __ ]? People buy from this [ __ ]? It's just your—no, it's like my friends and also like random people.
What? Okay, I had a different website before. Like, I'll switch it right now and you can refresh. How did you—how did it get worse then? Damn, all right, hold on, let me switch it. Let me switch it back to what it was before. All right, refresh it right now, bro. This [ __ ]—go to the home page. Go to the home page.
Okay, I'm not going to lie, this [ __ ] still lasts because it's better than the other one. Damn, for real, bro. How the [ __ ] you get these sales, bro? Is it because of these videos? I'm not saying that like in a sense where like I don't like it. I'm talking from like a broad perspective. It's not good.
Like, this shit's ass. It's just [ __ ]—like, what do you mean? Like, the pictures or like the product itself? Both. They're both ass. Like, well, like, I didn't put too much—okay, so basically your ass are not performing well, right? Yeah, yeah, because your product is ass. So that's—you can't run profitable ads if your product is this.
Okay, so like the P—like picture-wise or just my product like looking like that? I told you both are. Yeah, both, both, both. Okay, okay, change like my website, like make it better, um, better designs and stuff. No, change it to this. Change my—change your website to this.
Yo, send me your website template, bro. Send me that literally the exact Dom theme, the [ __ ] basic ass. It's actually—yes, bro, this shit's [ __ ] simple on the homepage. Like, okay, like is the—like the top fine? No, that shit's ass, bro. Look at your homepage and look at mine, bro. This [ __ ]—like, okay, look, yours is tough. I can't lie, bro, yours is tough.
No, I'm saying like your shit's taking on a [ __ ] iPhone or some [ __ ] right? These are mockups. They all—what? How do you—how do you use these and these convert better? Like, is this—what the—look at this [ __ ] and look at this [ __ ]? Of course my [ __ ] converts better, bro. No, obviously, bro, this is like—I've never seen a store like this, to be honest.
But this—like, I've never—I've also never—so I shouldn't even keep like one of the pictures? No, this shit's ass. Damn, all right, bro. Yeah, uh, the design itself isn't bad, but you just learned how to use Photoshop, right? Uh, actually, I'm a design student. What the [ __ ]? Why does it look like this then?
You just review my Instagram and my website, Gossip Gallery. Is that another Christian clothing brand, bro? Yes, and I'm not going to hold you, bro. Four—oh, these three? Yeah, wait, I thought I told you to kill it last time. Yeah, you said you didn't like those three, so I should just get rid of those three?
Yeah, you got to kill these, bro. I'm not going CPR. What that means is that's pretty much what you're paying per customer, right? So, for example, if my break-even cost—like, let's say I sell this hoodie for 60 bucks, right? And it cost me 30 bucks. My CPR break-even CPR is 30 bucks. So if it's higher than 30, then I would kill the ad. If it's lower than 30, it means I'm profitable, so I would keep the on.
If it's just 30, I would still keep it on because I'm breaking even. So could I just get some feedback on my website and Instagram? Maybe it's good for the KNE. I don't know if it's good for the niche, but I've been trying a few things.
Um, okay, I'll be honest. I'm not from the UK, so I don't know exactly what they like, but if this was America, I would say it's ass. If this was America, okay, full feed in general is not good. So, for example, this—like, I like—what kind of picture is this? You feel me? Like, what in the [ __ ]? You know, like, like, bro, what in the—this looks like a picture from 2017 Instagram or some [ __ ]? You feel me?
This is just common basis. So have you—you've never used Instagram before? You're not good at Instagram, right? No? Yeah, I could tell. I mean, your product isn't really the problem. It's just your feed. Like, this [ __ ] looks disgusting, bro. Like I said earlier, I'm not from the UK, but there's no way people will actually like—bro, Cortez is literally a UK brand. Their brand does not look like this, bro.
Wait, is this like geared towards like nerd gamers or some [ __ ]? I guess, yeah, maybe then this will work. Okay, but to be honest, the streetwear, you're not—like, maybe if I was a nerd that plays video games all day, then maybe this might work. But to be honest with you, if I was trying to like buy some streetwear clothing, like, no, this is not working, bro.
So it depends on you, though. Like I said earlier, I don't know what the UK people like, but personally for me in America, this is called trash. It's not good. Like, join the cult? Nobody's joining this [ __ ] bro, you feel me? Do it like—not include any social media section or—or like maybe you should get rid of join the cult, but in here.
Okay, gotcha. But yeah, so also like for here it says shop clothing. I don't know if UK people talk like this, but usually it's just shop. Could you give me feedback on the two mockups I sent? Uh, I think this is one of those designs where like it's just so ass it can be—like it can go viral, you know what I'm trying to say?
That's what—that's what I was thinking. For example, like I'm doing advertising slightly different. I'm not just contacting Instagram influencers. I've got, uh, I got some Twitch guy, a Twitch streamer that has 150, 170k followers. So I was thinking my target audience is a bit different because I'll be able to like target people on like Twitch and Reddit and stuff like that.
Yeah, I mean good for you, but I'm telling you right now this shit's ass. So, okay, who's that guy that you said to copy? But that UK brand that you said is, uh, decent? Uh, it's called Cortez, but I don't think Cortez is on the same niche as you, bro.
Okay, in general, if you're doing broad and you're not getting any type of results and you spend decent amount of money, it means your product is [ __ ] your website is [ __ ] or your creative is [ __ ] so it's one or the other. So it might be all three shits. You might have taken three shits at the same time, but which either way it could be one or the other.
So, oh, I have a—I have a cal that's final tomorrow, but I joined just to ask you. Did you get any UCSD undergrad or did you transfer? Uh, yeah, I got an undergrad under—holy [ __ ] bro, UCSD is dead ass like a [ __ ] target school for me. So I'm going to assume that your stats are good because like UCSD is like a top three, top four UC. This is a good ass school.
But I'm Asian. I grew up Asian, so like this [ __ ]—yeah, I’m Asian too. I'm in the same boat as you. Like, I feel like I'm in the same boat as you. I saw some of your TikToks, but [ __ ] what does this represent? It was technically supposed to represent me as a monkey, but with glasses and stuff.
So I get it was golden nerdy look. I mean, so I got an actual professional designer to make it. So it's—this is like if you were a streetwear brand, I'd say this [ __ ] is ass. But if I was that stays in his room all day, doesn't do anything, has no [ __ ] plays video games all day, I might actually buy this.
So I'mma be—maybe you should keep this G, be totally hon. Okay, cool. The thing—okay, the thing with this is, is like quality design. You don't need to have crazy ass products. You don't need to have crazy ass designs, but you're competing against people like me, Nike, all these big brands.
And why the [ __ ] would somebody buy from your brand when you have 200 followers and your quality is [ __ ] and your design is ass and you have no social proof and your website is ass? You feel me? Like, you know what I'm trying to say? So, for example, like this hoodie right now, so you're using vinyl, right? You're like heat pressing this [ __ ]?
Yeah, I got an iron. I don't even got a heat press, bro. I just got my—it's so ghetto. Exactly, I could tell. Yeah, designs like this, it's just not going to work. Um, you're also—it's very affordable, that's the thing. So if you have a good, decent website and you have decent products and you make it so affordable and you still don't get any sales, um, something's the issue.
Like, there's some issue that's present. So in this case, your website is ass. I mean, it's not ass, the pictures are ass, obviously, and also your product is ass. So every—like, you hit all the three-finger combinations, bro. All three are ass.
So first of all, do you think you have a good website? Uh, yeah, I mean, I believe so. Okay, well, um, you're wrong. And be real, be real. I don't give a [ __ ]. Like, honestly, I give a [ __ ] but like you can like say what you want. What do you think about the product though? Like, do I like it?
Yeah, no, I don't. Number one, logo's ass. Change this. Uh, pretty self-explanatory. Um, let's see, product, it's not terrible, but it looks like every other TikTok brand. And unfortunately, it's pretty hard to sell if your brand looks like every other brand. So, but don't be surprised if you don't get any results.
Also, your website, what the [ __ ] is this? Also, your logo is just ass. It's a [ __ ]—it's a tree. Looks like—looks like broccoli, bro. Um, okay, and then can you look at my Instagram and, um, just dis me? Okay, so number one, I don't like your profile picture. This looks like literally your profile picture.
I'm not going to lie, these pictures in general—like, for example, like, it's not terrible. Okay, actually, it's not good. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie to you, bro. It's not good. That's the Instagram.
Um, holy [ __ ] your website is cooked, bro. This [ __ ] looks like a wedding presentation type of picture, bro. Yeah, [ __ ] you know, if you have a Christian brand, bro, to be honest, it's like a cheat code. You're going to get sales regardless of how trash your product is or your content.
To be honest, if you're getting sales with [ __ ] like this, imagine how much sales you're going to get if you have like decent content, bro. This is not decent content. You don't mess with it. I mean, yo, look at some of my other ass, bro. You just press it on this one video.
I mean, look, bro, this is the thing. The reason why I can't [ __ ] on this is because you're a Christian brand, bro. Like, if you were just a regular ass [ __ ] TikTok brand, I would [ __ ] on you like hella because you're a Christian brand. You're allowed to do [ __ ] like this, so, okay, like, no, say if I wasn't even like—if say it was just generic BR, if you were a [ __ ] streetwear brand, I'd be [ __ ] on you, bro, 'cause what the [ __ ]? This [ __ ] is some corny ass [ __ ] video, but you're a Christian brand, so you can do corny [ __ ] like this and get away with it. That's the thing.