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Okay, so these are the best school hacks ever. And I'm not in school anymore, but if I was, I wish I had these. Like this one right here: apparently, this is the greatest calculator of all time. But if you look closely, it's not a calculator; it is actually a phone undercover. Oh my goodness, bro! This is not even a school hack; this is just straight-up cheating. But I mean, hey, it works. How I cheated on every exam in med school and never got caught, bro. Okay, that's why I draw the line. Like, cheating on a math test, whatever. But cheating in med school, where you're going to be studying medicine, you should not be cheating because we need people that actually know about medicine. But you know what? Let's find out how he cheated. Okay, I used the cheater pen. Wait, what? What the—oh my gosh! Just write the answers in it for your test, then erase when you're done. Oh my goodness, is everybody just cheating in school now? Is that what this is? Back in my day, I actually had to study. All right, and I don't know why I said "back in my day" like I'm super old. Ooh, busting! We got ramen noodles! Wait, we're eating ramen noodles in class? Let's make some ramen. Okay, nice. Well, this is actually awesome. Oh my goodness, he's actually making ramen noodles in class! Look at this girl right here; she wants some; she was just staring at it. Oh my goodness, he's seasoning it up, too. That looks good.
Here's how to finish any assignment 10 times faster. So I have to watch this 2-hour-long documentary for class, and there's worksheet problems to do. Really want to watch the entire video? So here's what I'm going to do instead: go to the bottom of the video and click these three dots, then click where it says "open." Oh, wait, I've seen this before. You open the transcript, then you put it in ChatGPT, and they summarize it for you. Watch; I bet that's what he's going to do. It gives you a summary of everything that was said in the video, so let's say you have a question about the economy; just hit command F and search for it in the search bar, and it will tell you exactly what parts of the video mentioned the economy. Share this with all your friends; the best life hacks! That's actually so smart, bro. This is how to confuse your teacher during the exam. How do you confuse your teacher? Okay, we have a water bottle. Okay, oh wait, what the—oh, we put the answers inside the water bottle. Oh, dang, bro! People are getting smarter and smarter on how to cheat. Not actually getting smarter; we're actually getting dumber because we're cheating now. Does that make sense, or am I just sounding dumb? My Harvard professor literally freaked out when he found this. Found what? Let's see what he found. I walked into every class and hit record. Oh, he records the lecture; the AI listens to him yapping and takes notes and also generates flashcards and quizzes. Bro, it's called TurboLearn. Oh my goodness! If I had AI in school, I'm not going to lie, I probably wouldn't learn anything; I would just be cheating on every test. But don't do that. Okay, you guys should not do that; that is not good. But this is actually pretty cool because the AI asks you questions, and you can learn from the AI.
Here's how to solve questions like this in just seconds. Okay, let's see. We have a question asking for 7% of 106. So whenever we're finding percents, all we have to do is multiply our two numbers, so 7 and 106, and that's just 742. All right, and then grab the decimal off the end of that number you just found. Bro, I feel like I'm in school right now. I feel like I'm learning. I feel like I'm sitting in class. I feel like you should subscribe right now. See what I did there? All right, never mind. Let's get back to learning, guys. And that's going to be—oh wait—oh my gosh, wait! That's actually so easy! 7 * 106 = 742, then you just move the decimal. Wow, I actually didn't know that. My friend is a genius! Really? Your friend is Einstein? Let's see. Show them how you study for Chem. Yeah, so basically, I just copy my video URL, go to ul.a—oh, wait, is that the same AI? A video here, okay, and just get a summary to understand the whole entire lecture quickly. Chat to—let's say—ask a question about what—bro, you can ask it questions, where each information comes from, and flashcards to get space repetition and learning each topic. This is cheating! This is cheating in life! Now that we have AI, we are cheating life, bro. When the AI robots get released, it's over for humanity; it's done.
These are two school hacks that will change your life. Number one: if the teacher calls on you and you don't know the answer, make sure you have a blender. Plug the blender in, turn it on, and then pretend to answer the question. Your teacher will not be able to hear you over the sound of the blender, so she'll think you answered the question. Number two: what kind of—what—wait! Bro pulled the blender out of his butt! Like, where did he get that? Are you tired and want to sleep but you're in class? Take a selfie of yourself smiling, then print it out and take the printed-out picture and tape it to your face. This will allow you to sleep while your teacher will think that you're just really enjoying class. Bro, these—clap it up! That is the best life hack ever! All right, make sure to do these in class, so bring a portable printer and a portable blender. Genius way students cheated on school tests! There's no way this is real. Did they actually write the answers on their fingernail? That is way too small to read! This kid designed his shoes with a periodic table; what? He was able to look at his shoes for the answer, and his teacher did not notice! This kid wore a jacket to an exam; he would put a stick in one of the sleeves and look down on his hand for the answer. Oh, that's smart. Not going to lie; this is kind of clever, but also very risky. Yeah, if you get caught, it's an F. Watch with all of the answers in it! My god! This is honestly kind of questionable because it doesn't even look like a real watch, bro. A fake watch with all the answers; that's that's honestly kind of genius. I'm not going to lie. This kid put his answers in his hair! In the hair? Wait, why do I feel like this will actually work? Oh my gosh, I can do that! Look at—look at my hair! Look, he has curly hair, and so do I. I can put the answers in—I don't—I don't know actually how—how did he do that? What? Again, I'm not condoning this, but this is very clever. Yeah, that's smart, but don't do it. Put the answers inside his fingernails? What? This is honestly kind of gross, but no one would ever notice. How do you even do that? This kid wrote the answers and designed it as a Vitamin Water wrap to put on his water bottle. Bro, that's actually so smart because you cannot even tell those are the answers right there; it just looks like words. Oh my goodness, that is super smart! Easy way to pass every exam! Oh, guys, make sure you're watching, all right? If you have an exam coming up, here we go. What's he doing? Oh, he's taking a picture. What? Okay, never mind; don't do this. Oh my good—okay, he got his phone taken away. Sorry, Professor! He said sorry. Oh, wait, they're on his hand. Why is he being so obvious? Is he making a FaceTime phone call? What? Hello? What did you get from me? Huh? What? What are you—what did you get for me, bro? What? I think the answer was—was C. No way! Is he taking pictures? Bro, that is crazy! I'm not going to lie. Okay, do not do that. This is not how you pass every exam. Today, I'll show you the easiest way to cheat on a test. Okay, you're welcome. All right, guys, please do not cheat on your test. You need to study and stop trying to cheat, stupid. Oh, okay, he just caught us. We're over here trying to cheat on tests, and he told us we got to stop being dumb. But no, seriously, guys, this video is for entertainment purposes. Okay, do not cheat on your tests because if you get caught, you fail. All right, and also, cheaters never win. Maybe sometimes, though. Just kidding; no, they don't. Don't cheat.
Okay, so this next one: apparently, the guy goes on live to cheat on his driver's test. Bro, if you can't pass your driver's test without cheating, I don't—you probably shouldn't drive. But let's see if it works. I can't get one wrong, please! I can't get one wrong, please don't troll me, bro, please! He's begging! Please! Oh my goodness! E? Which one is it, y'all? Oh my gosh, which one is it, y'all? Wait, what even is the question? If you have a tire blowout when driving on the highway, you should use your brakes until—bro, it's obviously A. You have gradually slowed down your vehicle under control. Yeah, this guy should not be on the road. Paperclip phone stand. Wait, what? Okay, we got some paper clips. Wait, does this actually work? Oh, that's actually so smart. I don't know how this is a school hack because he's watching Avengers, and he shouldn't be watching Avengers during school. But that—look—that's awesome! This is actually a life hack right here. My top three mom hacks for back to school: take a shoe organizer and cut it into five sections, and then roll up your kids' clothes into little clo-burritos so they can grab them for each day of the week. I don't have kids, but um, I mean, when I do, I'll take this into consideration. That's actually pretty cool for back to school, though. Like you put the clothes in their little cubbies. Three years of all-nighters, and I just found this, bruh. All right, what is it? Okay, is it another AI thing? Lecture.New. Wait, what is that? Look! Look! See? Unstuck AI. Bro, the future is literally AI. Oh my goodness, everybody is using AI now. This AI is getting scary. I'm going to be honest. Our professor said we can either take the final exam or dance for the entire 60-minute period. Guys, comment down below which you would do. Would you take the exam or dance for a full hour? I'm not going to lie; I'm going to dance for the full hour. Let's see how this girl dances. Oh, okay. Oh, they have a timer there. Oh my god, she's actually dancing for an entire hour! I mean, if it gives you an A, why not? An A is an A. School life hack, except we aren't even in school. Wait, what? What the—that—what? Okay, um—oh, that—this is actually a life hack because sometimes you try to use the bathroom, it won't lock, but if you have a hair tie, it locks the door. Bro, that is 200 IQ! This is probably the best hack in this video. Fraction hack! This is actually good because I don't know how to add fractions. Okay, so you—wait—do you multiply it? Okay. Oh, wait, that's actually smart. Oh my goodness, wait! That is actually a—wow, hack! That's actually so smart. All right, but anyways, guys, that's going to be it for today. If you enjoyed, make sure you like, subscribe. But I'm F, and I'm out.