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Let me see if anybody can guess what this is. Not too long ago, hold on now, I ordered a [Music] robot. Now listen, now listen, I know, I know, I know, I know it finally came. Chat, I ordered this robot a long time ago, and it never came on time. My, it never came on time. CH, I spent 70,000. This better do everything it should have done, and if it doesn't, I'mma be contacting these, bro. Real.
Hold on, chat. Oh, oh, okay, so it's a case inside of a case. Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh. The Unich G1 is a fusion of agility and intelligence in a humanoid robot designed with all joint precision and runtime stability. The main body, carbon fiber, weighs in at 35 kg. All connecting material structures are made of high-strength aluminum. This [ __ ] is made of VI brainia [ __ ]. This [ __ ] allow—I'm not even reading this [ __ ]. No, this—I'm not reading no more [ __ ].
First things first, okay, mark it. So we have a big charger, I'm assuming. Big ass charger. Okay, then we have a big ass—I don't know. For those who don't know, this [ __ ] is 70 bands. Oh my, it's already put together. [ __ ] it's already put together. [ __ ] oh [ __ ] it's already put together. Oh my God, I got my own slave. I got my own slave. I got my own slave. I got my own slave.
Oh, this—oh, this mother—come on. Oh my God, this [ __ ] is heavy. Oh my God, this [ __ ] is heavy. Oh my gosh, oh my God, this [ __ ] is heavy. Oh my God, go. Hey, I'mma really try to lift this all my life. This is so heavy. Oh my—what? This [ __ ] got gloves on with actual hands. This [ __ ] better do B. This better be able to cook for me, bro. This better do some that I never imagined in my whole entire life. My [ __ ], you better be able to drive my cars for me. My [ __ ], everything.
Oh, now, same height? Shut the up. I'm not the same height as this little—stop it, stop. Hold on. Okay, I think the legs—this is heavy—might be backwards. Preparation before startup. If conditions permit, G1 supports booing while sitting in a chair. First, ensure that the G1 is sitting on a chair with arms and legs placed naturally.
GG's. Oh my God, this—it happens here. Oh my God, it happens here. Oh my God, it happens here. Okay, watch. Should I got help? Okay, just—just—oh my God, this [ __ ] is heavy. They said, "Come help you, bro." This [ __ ] is heavy as [ __ ].
W, yo, turn it this way. Turn his legs. Hold—hold what we got to do. Just turn his legs towards me. In order for him to start up, he has to sit naturally in a chair. M, so all right, hold on, I got you. Hold on, twist that [ __ ] legs towards me. This way, this way. Yep, yep, yes, and like fully though, fully. But why is it locking? Hold on, like that, like that. Wait, what?
Okay, yes, like that. Now let me put—wait, he had—hold—now I'm going to grab him. My—hold on, bro, this [ __ ] is heavy. And then you got to turn him—turn him where? To the chair and sit him down. But his leg is supposed to be straight. See how that leg is straight? That first leg is straight. Turn it.
Oh my God, yes. Can you turn that way? Yes, now sit him down. B, that—wait, no, no, no, no, he's good. No, look at this right here. No, but that's—I think that's all we need. But look at his thingy. What, like right here? Like his POS? Oh, his arm? No, like this—this—look at this one. Look at that one.
Oh yeah, you're right. I'm missing a piece. No, you're not. No, you're not. I think—look, look. Oh, I see what you mean. Wait, this [ __ ] is heavy, bro. Okay, hold on. Wa—hold—oh yeah, I got it. You got—yeah, now turn it. Get the chair, get the—get the chair, get the chair. It's 70,000. It's 70,000. Get the CH.
Okay, well, you got—you got to turn it. I'll hold it. I'll hold it. Figure it out, figure it out. There we go. Okay, all right, there we go. There you go. Okay, all right, this [ __ ]—it all right. How much you weighing? They said 35 kgrs. Is that—I don't know how that is. What, 35 kgr? That's like times two, a little bit more, so like 110 lb? 70 lb? 70 lb? That's not 70 lb. What the [ __ ]?
That [ __ ] not—YouTube charge battery. Press and hold. I have to get away, right? Oh, back the up. F him. I don't know. F him. I don't know what he's doing. Wait, what the [ __ ] is that? He's on—he's—wait, it says after we—what it say? It says after a minute that second paragraph, after short pressing and long pressing the power button to turn on the machine, wait for about 1 minute until G1 enters the zero torque state.
Press L1 plus A to enter the damping state. L1 is the remote. At this point, hold the G1 shoulder. No, no, wait a minute, wait a minute. Okay, I'm wait, I'm wait. Wait a minute, I'm wait. And then after a minute, you gonna press the L1 plus A to enter the damping state. I'm scared of pH. Nah, he good, bro. It's two—it's two versus one. You going to do this? Cost 70,000. He better stand up.
All right, L1 plus A. No, not hold, just click it one time. All right, but you—okay, here, hold G1 shoulder and press L1 plus up button to help G1 enter the ready state as shown on the following figure. So L1 P up, I to hold the shoulder. You probably got to hold him up. What this do? That's—I don't know.
Oh, oh, oh, what is it? I want a—it's vibrating. Feel it, feel it. Let go. No, hold that one first and then click A. Nothing, nothing. It's vibrating though. We getting there. Yeah, yeah. Yo, he got little nipples. Yeah, what? Okay, L1 plus up. Hold that one. We got F. Okay, no, leave that on the ground. Leave that on the ground, [ __ ].
L1 up. No, hold L1. No, hold L1 and then up. I'm holding his hand. No, no, no, no. Wait, do I about to do? He's a missionary. No, about to do what the [ __ ]? He doing? He freaky as hell. He's trying to get up. What the [ __ ]? Get up, get up. Come on, Rock. That's not—alright, let me give you something.
Alright, hit R1. Wait, R1 X, R1 X. Yeah, what does that do? I don't know. Okay, wait, let's restart. Let's put the [ __ ] back in the chair, bro. I'm telling you, I'm not touching this. This feels so dis—L1 up. Go, leave him, leave him. Let him go, let him go, let him go, let him go, let him go.
Yeah, let him go. O got the full, bro. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Now, now—oh my God, he's good. He's standing. Move the chair, move the chair, move the chair. He's standing. Okay, hold on, he's standing. Okay, hold on, bro. Hold on, wait, wait, wait, bro. Wait, wait, wait, bro. He a little short boy too. He's short as—wait, hold on.
Wait, Y? Give me some more, give me some more. Okay, R1 X or R2 X to enter the operation control state. What that do? I don't know what the [ __ ] I'm just reading [ __ ]. I want to enter operation control state. [ __ ] control this [ __ ]. Control him all the way. Wait, it says hold select and click Y to wave hand.
Oh, oh my God, wait. We got to get the balance, bro. Yeah, I couldn't let the drop. I couldn't let the investment drop, bro. Oh my God, W cash agent, thank you so much, bro. What the—let me cook, let me cook. Oh my God, hold on. Let F him cook, chat. One up. No, let him cook, bro. Let him—I one up. Come on, bro, come on, come on, bro.
Come on, [ __ ], like he don't—not—he not trying to get up. Get up. Sh—lock his legs. What that—what was that? You almost attacked agent. What the [ __ ]? I don't know what I did, but okay, wait, hold on. There's a command on him there to lock in standing formation.
Okay, okay, let him—okay, let ready. Yes, put the—I'm doing it. Okay, okay, okay, okay, cook, cook, cook. Now get it to turn. Okay, okay, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him. Cool, now get him to turn around. Get him to turn around. Get him to turn around. Yes, I got him, I got him. Got—yes, okay, okay.
St, let him stop, let him stop. Okay, God, get the wave. Get it the wave. Wait, wait, we got the command is right there. Um, oh my God, okay, wait, get it the handshake. Handshake. Let me say hi to me. Say hi to me, [ __ ]. Say hi to me, [ __ ]. What the—handshake, handshake, handshake, handshake, handshake.
You want a handshake? Yeah, yeah, handshake. Give me handshake. Nice to meet you, nice to meet you, my boy. Yo, what the—oh, I'm about to go stream. Okay, I'mma test something. Okay, yo chat, yo, yo chat. Oh wait, wait, drunk [ __ ]. Wait, wait, no, sorry, sorry. You saying hot? Y? Hot? Oh my God, wa, this is Jarvis's son.
Come over here. Wait, now look though. Wait, hold on. Techniques, there are techniques. BR, you got to get in deeping with that, bro. Hold on, you got to get deeper with this. Get—how you figure out? Wait, this [ __ ] runs deep. Quick high-speed mode, double click L1.
Oh, oh, he's faster. He's faster. Oh my gosh, this little [ __ ] is tough. This—can he run? Can he run? Alright, wait, hold on. Come—no, come back over here. Quick, come over here, come over here. Wait, go—wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. On your mark, get set, go. What time are we living in, bro?
Oh, I got KCK. Oh, the up, the fence. Sh—right, you balance. Wait, stand right here, stand right here. Okay, no, come over here, 'cause, okay, in the chair, it say if you kick him, he—it says he balances, bro. Alright, should I do like—no, my bad, my bad. I didn't know I [ __ ] this [ __ ] cost 70 [ __ ] thousand.
What the [ __ ]? In the video, did the same thing. Yo, this [ __ ] heavy. What? He's heavy, right? Wait, I'm—hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold him, hold him up. I'm trying to put him up. Oh, he's standing. He did do a good job the first couple kicks.
Okay, you got to kick him soft, bro. B, assig, manig, [ __ ] ass, [ __ ] puss, [ __ ] you a robot, [ __ ]. Oh [ __ ], oh, oh my bad, my boy. Your mom at—where your mom at, boy? Your M—what the [ __ ] was that? [ __ ] And that's why you should never bully the [ __ ]. What was that?
He had a little seure. Hold on, let get—let him get up. Fight back, y. This is how to—this is how the robot invasion starts, by the way. I know, get to bullying the robot, and then he makes robots. And of course, out of everywhere in this house, [ __ ] literally. Chat, yo, he might help fire though. This actually tough.
This is insane. Yeah, this actually—I ain't lie, this a good person. Stand, stand him up. Why he extra heavy? Stand him up. Come on, he's extra heavy. No, this n—that ass dead. Not okay, wait, wait, he's extra heavy. Oh, watch out, watch out, watch out. F, bro, this is 70,000, bro.
But he's tweaking, bro. Slow it down, he's tweaking. Stand up, stand him up, stand him up. Alright, watch out, watch out. Okay, okay, let me—st, straight. Okay, there you go. Okay, okay, this [ __ ] is tweaking, bro. Okay, he can do more cool [ __ ] bro. We got to figure it out.
Wait, he can grab. Hold on, wait, let's give him a knife. That's an awful idea. Oh, oh, okay, what the—his part, he can SP his leg here. Why he was—it was in the commercial, bro. Get up, bro. If he can get up from laying down, that's—he can, he can, he can, bro.
He can. Wait, pick him up again. I know how to get him up. Like, once he's up, I know how to get—hey, h—hurry, stop, stop, I'm hitting it. Hurry! Oh God, oh God, this [ __ ] dumb heavy, bro. I'm TR—come on, realen. If you were alone, how you get him up? Good, he good, good. That's what I'm saying, good, good, good.
But he starts from the chair. He starts from the chair. Oh, okay, bro, there's more. There has to be like some cool—I know there is, bro. Wait, how you know? Where's the—where's the menu? [Music] Y, what's up, bro? Hold—let the [ __ ] use the bathroom. Let the [ __ ] use the bathroom. Use the bathroom. Go put some oil and [ __ ] ass.
Can he carry packages? You can do tricks? What type of tricks? Hey, oh, oh my God, relax. You heard? Yo, relax. Pay attention. You—why you coming home from school? You not love it, [ __ ]. Playing with me. Go to your room, go to your room, go, go, go.
Hey man. [Laughter] [ __ ] oh wait, hold on. His arms hook—his arms hook is to what? I don't know. Be careful. Equipment, thanks. It's like a twoed dildo. That do what? The two-side dildo? No, it's not no dildo in that [ __ ], bro. Weird.
Yo, I should customize him, like get somebody to rap this [ __ ] ring the same color as your—yeah, what I name the rest of this [ __ ]? Is Chinese? He's a good guy, man. He's a good as well. So what else going you do? Backflip? Okay, turn around and wave mode one. Keep stepping, standing, damping mode, lock two, SE mode, live stand, squat, squat, stand, my [ __ ].
Oh, okay, wait, turn, turn this way, turn this way. Turn this way. He's not going to hurt you, man. Hey, oh my God, this n kind of funny. I—wait, so it has to be more cool n we just haven’t—we don't know the control. I don't know, yeah, that's it.
Oh, fix C, I got you. Wait, what does BL do? BLM? These don't do—what does two, two, two? There gotta be some like other he do. How you arm? You got to be able to control the [ __ ] arms though. Alright, put him right here, put him right here, put him right here.
He trying to [ __ ]. Why you trying to—what's up, freaky ass? Trying to [ __ ] me? Freaky ass about you 69, gu. Come on, hey, get him right here, get him right here. Damn, what else? What you good? Oh, oh my God, oh my God, pick up. He's good, he's—he's good.
You know what? I think he CR out. Need lay down for a little bit. [ __ ] lay down, crash out, bad ass little. It's alright, bro. Relax yourself, G. Beave, bro, relax, relax, bro. What's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's what? [ __ ] What [ __ ]? Fight back, [ __ ].
[ __ ] dragging him out the roof is dumb crazy. [ __ ] new name is Abdul, chat. Abdul, get over here. Abdul, Abdul, chill out, my boy. Hey, that's a good look on him. Yeah, love you. That scares a [ __ ] out of me every time he does it. Pick him up, bro. ABD got to stop doing that.
Oh damn, pick him up, pick him up. Wait, his arm though, gang. I'm telling you, go to ready. Three, two, one. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh my God, bro, you good? Fine, ready? Chair, he's going to drop. Okay, wait him down on the floor first. Oh, he dead ass de—alright, um, turn it off.
Oh, now his arm is moving. Hold on, hold on, his arm is moving now. So let me—go the head up. Yep, head up. Lift his whole body, his head. Yeah, like a little—his upper half. So I put his arm—come on, n. I'm not—y, that's crazy. We about to have robots. I know [ __ ] robot cars, robot, yeah, bro.
Alright, now, now I'm put my—you re-activate him or no? Yeah, go. Alright, go pick him up though, like a little more. Come on, I'm trying, ABD. Come on, ABD. Okay, alright, okay, good, good. You really—you not going to call him for real? No, he's ABD now, [ __ ].
He's Abdul. Everybody say hey, Abdul. He can't even say hey back. He can talk, he just reaching, reaching. He's like a cop. Why? Yeah, yeah, [ __ ] is a Robocop. What the [ __ ]? He's reaching. But you know CU, I ordered this 5 months ago. It just got here. That's you update.
Maybe he just needs to update. That's what I'm saying. Put some African music, some Nigerian music. Okay, you need to chill, 'cause you bugging up. You bugging out, bro. Bugging out, bro. Boy, who [ __ ] is you here? Oh yeah, we got to stop doing that. We got to—yeah, yeah, we gotta let the [ __ ] charge, bro.
Yeah, that [ __ ] just chill. Yeah, yeah, bro. I said I SP, I spent 70 BS, bro. I got to stop doing that. How you kicking this [ __ ] around like he's 2000? I know, that's what I'm saying, bro. Chat, I'm wilding right now. Chat, chat, we're bugging right now, bro. Right there.
Hey yo, hey yo, hey, no, what the—back shot position? I'm ready for you. Nah, he—how you did that? I didn't do that. Did I do that? Back shot position though? That's—you did do that. They got back shot mod. 70 bands, they better—agent, I'm not going to cap you. W, be one of you going to buy the robo? Definitely.
Robot better up. Look, I'm pick him up, n. What's [Laughter] up? Yo, get this drink off the counter, man. He just chilling. That's a good spot, Chad. That's a good spot, boy. I understand where you coming from, my boy. Hey, W robot. Let me know when—maybe I get a robot. Maybe robot friends, real [ __ ]?
Yeah, go take that [ __ ] on trip, real [ __ ] bro. Hell yeah, man. I love you, man. I love you too, man.