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Thinks he can be a jerk because he keeps winning the race, which he shouldn't even get to do anymore because he's too old and too much of a dark. You know, we underdogs have to look out for each other, right? What's under the dogs? Underdogs, you know, kids who are different, dressed weird, or a little sweatier than average. Uh, too much, too much.
So, are you in for the race, the Portorosso Cup? Well, good talk. I gotta deliver these. Always be training, you know. We should ask her about this Portorosso Cup race. That's how the loud, scary human said he got his Vespa.
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Hey, us! Julia! Julia, my name is Julia. Okay, when you race in a cup, what do you get? Seriously, prize money? Oh, okay. No, no, it keeps going. Why screw about the prize money? But that stuff is useless. Maybe that becomes the Best Buy. How does that become...
Hello again! Ciao! Can we turn the money into something else? Something like that? No, but it could get you that. Great! So, we'll just win the race. You'll have to be there.
Okay, so we'll beat Ercole. Things people get in line. That jerk makes my life miserable, so no one's taking him down unless it's me. Second, this isn't any old race; it's an epic, growing, traditional Italian triathlon: swimming, cycling, and eating pasta. So, you need a teammate.
Well, we'll figure it out. Thanks, human girl.
Hey, hey! Wait, wait! Alberto, what if we join our team? Better idea! Thank you, girls. Congratulations, you're joining our team! I race alone, thank you.
We could be underdogs too! Hey, it's okay, Luca. She'd rather do the whole race alone. Again, maybe this time she won't throw up as much.
Hang on! You want to be on my team? Huh, let's see what you got.
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All right, try jumping onto it. No, no, you gotta show it. You're the boss. Eyes up! Huh, looking down is what's making you fall.
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Whoa! I'm doing it! So, can we be on the team? Can you dodge obstacles? What if an old lady crosses your path? Can you withstand passive aggression, verbal assaults in the description?
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Thank you! Stop! What about you? Can you swim at least?
Yeah, I'm amazingly bad at swimming.
You can't swim? You can barely ride a bike! Sit down, disaster! I mean, where are you even from?
We're not telling you our secrets. We're runaways.
Runaways? I don't know what... I can't see. Please! My family was gonna send me somewhere horrible, away from everything I love. But if we win this race, well, we can be free.
My life's great! I'm just helping him out. Just as bad as I do.
Do you have the hunger? That's the most important thing.
I'm definitely hungry!
Benefit and I swim underdogs.
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From my dad.
Foreign.