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I fully support free speech, as long as you say exactly what I believe in, in the exact words I would use.
Britain has plenty of room for migrants. I mean, not in my flat, as it's only a two-bed and my dog has his own room, but in theory, loads of room.
All national flags are a celebration of identity, except the English one. That's just a hate symbol. We demand equality for all, except for men, landlords, meateaters, and anyone who uses a plastic straw. We must overthrow capitalism, right after I finish my six-pound oat milk frappe from Starbucks. Of course, meateaters are ruining the world. I only eat plant-based foods flown in from Peru, wrapped in 14 layers of plastic.
The Good Samaritan welcomed the stranger, so naturally I will too, as long as the stranger doesn't expect me to share my Sky Sports subscription.
The Met are institutionally racist, sexist, corrupt, and oppressive. But if I lose my phone at a rave, I'm still calling 999.
I'd love to house a migrant, but my spare room is currently occupied by six yoga mats and a Himalayan salt lamp. This video was made using