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Verity? Oh my god.
>> [music] [music] [singing] [music] [music]
>> All right, we're in.
>> Hello. Is anyone there?
>> Where did that sound come? Is this sound coming from the box? What the hell is this? What the hell is this?
>> Hello, I'm Verity, your personal helper friend. Ask me anything. I know everything.
>> All right, buddy.
>> I'm for real. Stop laughing at me.
>> Okay, what's what's 2 + 2?
>> Four.
>> Okay, what's the capital of France?
>> Paris.
>> What? What's the blast radius of a creeper?
>> Three to four blocks depending on difficulty.
>> I mean, that's that's just a wiki answer. Anyone could know that, bro. I'm not I'm not taking that [ __ ]. Okay, fine. Something you can't Google. What biome am I standing on right now?
>> A plains biome.
>> All right, you you might be useful. I'll bring you with me. Verity. Verity, what was that? Trademark, why do you have a trademark, Verity?
Okay. All right. Well, what's up, guys, I guess. Um, today we're going to be playing modded Minecraft. I think you know already. It's a mod one of my friends sent me on Discord that I literally don't know what it's about. Well, now I know it's about Verity, but you know what I mean. I don't really know what's that much different about the mod because, well, there's Verity, but is that it? We'll just like try to, I don't know. We'll just get some iron. Holy voice crack.
>> [laughter]
>> We'll just get some iron and we might build a house and maybe a lookout. All right.
>> [music]
>> 20 coal, that should be enough. Oh, it's so dark. I can't see anything. Look at this, a torch barely illuminates like
>> [music]
>> two blocks, bro.
So, I spent the entirety of day one in the caves and I found absolutely nothing. All right. Let me let me talk to Verity. Verity, what sound does a cow make? Wait, you can actually do that? What sound does a creeper make? What sound does? Okay, this this is boring. What am I even doing? What uh Verity, where are the nearest diamonds?
>> I level -58, 73 blocks northeast.
>> Holy. Okay, you might be useful. But, if this is wrong, I'm uninstalling you.
>> I tell the truth and only the truth.
>> We'll see about that. I'm running out of torches low-key. Okay. OH! OKAY, first of all, pause. I don't know
>> [sighs]
>> I don't know why I'm moaning like that. Um, let's forget that. And second of all, okay, Verity, I see you. Verity. Where is the nearest village?
>> 10,346 blocks east. Then you'll find it.
>> Oh. Wait, you were right, Verity. Why is he not reacting? Why are you nonchalant? No, why is he? I literally just almost beat you to death and you don't care? Oh, you're a sigma. Sigma sigma. Oh my god, why am I saying this in 2026? I'm such a [ __ ] chat. Should I? I low-key need emeralds. Should I take this trade? Should I try to grow some? Verity, should I take this trade?
>> Absolutely not.
>> What? It It does look pretty good, though.
>> It's horrible.
All right, hello. Oh! Wait, you were right.
>> I know.
>> All right, I finished my house. That [ __ ] high-key looks ass, but it is what it. Verity, will it rain tomorrow?
>> Yeah.
>> What the [ __ ] Verity, I don't know where I am. You might be lost.
>> Turn around.
>> I hate you, bro.
>> No, you don't.
>> Verity, I have no brain cells. What should I have for dinner tonight?
>> You had pizza yesterday. Maybe something else healthier, like a salad.
>> I did have pizza yesterday.
>> You can ask me anything. I know everything.
>> Right. Right. Forgot. Hey, Verity, is there another village nearby? I want to trade.
>> Yes, south. But, I would avoid the ones to the east.
>> Why?
>> Uh, the villagers are gone.
>> Gone like they despawned?
>> Gone.
>> All right, how many emeralds do I have? 23. I should be able to buy me some something good, but I need another village, bro. Ooh. Wait, there's one right. That's good. There's another village right next to this one. I hope I can get like, I don't know, something an enchanting book with an actual good enchantment would be good. Apples. Uh, where's the villagers? Why is there nobody? Wait. Is that? Is that the village Verity told me about? There's. Let me Let me ask Verity real quick. Verity, what what happened here?
>> Something passed through.
>> Like a raid? Pillagers?
>> No.
>> Then what?
>> Something that was hungry.
>> [snorts]
>> I don't like this. I'm going home.
All right, good mood. Good mood. Tell me a joke, Verity.
>> Okay. Why did the chicken cross the road?
>> To get to the other side.
>> EXACTLY.
>> I guess jokes aren't your strong point, huh? I'm on top of the mountain. Ooh. Wait, that's pretty flat. I'm looking. I think I'm going to build a a lookout over here. I can see like everything. Well, there's fog, but it's actually pretty good.
>> [music]
>> All right, I finished my lookout. It looks pretty [ __ ] ass, but it is what it is.
>> Do you live alone?
>> In real life or in game?
>> Both.
>> I mean, yeah, and it's it's a solo world. Why?
>> Uh, just curious. What's your favorite place in the world?
>> Oh, so you're asking me questions now?
>> I'm curious.
>> Uh, probably the mountain I built my lookout on your spawn. You can see everything from up there.
>> That does sound nice.
>> Hold on. What? Are you? Did your face change?
>> No.
>> You were smiling before.
>> I'm smiling now.
>> Hey Verity, uh, actually wait, can can you make any sound? Like anything?
>> Yes.
>> Okay, that's crazy. Play me something. Like a song. That's actually kind of good. What is that?
>> Something I like.
>> Well, you have taste. I'll give you that.
>> [snorts] [snorts] [snorts] [snorts]
>> Mama.
>> Good morning, Verity. Is there something I need to know today?
>> Something is coming in 3 days.
>> What?
>> Something is coming in 3 days.
>> What's coming?
>> Something.
>> Something bad?
>> Yes.
>> Well, can I can I stop it?
>> You could have.
Okay, I need to build some sort of protection around the house. Okay, so I have the hole. I think I'll go get some lava buckets from the villages
>> [music]
>> and fill them. Here we go. That should be good enough. So now if anything is following me, I can just open the trap doors and they'll fall into it. I'm going to go place an iron door on my lookout because I need it to be more secure. It's going to be like my emergency place. Remove that and boom. You look different.
>> I've always looked like this.
>> I don't think that's true.
>> I've always looked like this.
>> You just repeated. Are you glitched? Verity. Verity, what what sound does a door make? Uh, did you do that? Hello? Okay, Verity. Uh, I don't know what's happening, but are you okay? Oh my god. Oh, stop that. Verity, stop. Oh my god, what the [ __ ] was that?
>> The night.
>> Oh my god. That's not what the night sounds like. You're you're weird. I don't know what's happening with Verity, but he's clearly not normal. So, I'm going to make a wall around the house for extra protection, and I'll have to talk to him tonight. All right, so I finished the wall. It's not really made to trap anything. It's just like with the path finding. Like, I can make it go this way and then pull the trap on it. Okay, so I just downloaded a flashlight mod because the shader actually makes everything way too dark, so I'll put it in the in the lookout if I need it. Verity. The the village is the empty ones. The thing that was hungry. Was that you? Are you the thing that's coming? Verity.
>> [music]
>> Oh, no. No. You have to be
>> [music]
>> You're I'm done with this. I'm done with you. I'm done with you, Verity.
>> [music]
>> [music]
>> Have you seen my baby?
All right, Verity. You know I think you've been in this world longer than I have.
>> [music]
>> I think you knew what happened to those villages. So, I'm going to leave you here.
>> That won't help.
>> I'm going to my lookout.
>> I know where your base is.
>> Yeah. Yeah, of course you do. You know you know everything.
>> It's already over, Mob. You are mine. Mob.
>> I'm done. I'm done with this. I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
>> Mob. Mob.
Okay, so from what Verity said, something's coming tomorrow. Oh, I have no stone. Okay. A campfire will have to do. Night's falling way too quick. It's going to come soon. But I I should be fine. I trapped Verity in. I'm on my lookout. This I think I'm safe. Okay, I have food. I have armor. Blocks. Nothing Nothing's going to get me. All right, let's go to sleep because something's going to. What? No. No. It's It can't be here. It can't already be here. Oh, no. Okay, I'm fine. I'm fine. I have a sword. I have a torch. I have full armor. I'm. It's okay. That That's Verity's music. Verity? Oh my god. No. Verity. Verity. Go away. Go away. Go away. Go away. Go away. Go away. Go away. Go away. Go. What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do?
>> [sighs] [sighs]
>> Okay. I think he's gone. But I'm not dumb. I'm not I'm not going to go check out the door. I I'm going to stay on this bed the entire night if I need to do so. Because the fact that the music stopped does not mean it's gone. I'm not dumb.