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What's up, kid? Is everything okay? Everything alright? And I'm glad. It turns out the other day a friend of mine bought a game online, FIFA 15. Anyway, he received it, everything is perfect, the game works perfectly, and I was happy for him. But I was here thinking, damn, I said, what if, what if I ask my friend to give me the seller's details? I'll call him, pretending to be my friend, and tell him the game doesn't work correctly. And what if, additionally, I add that despite it not working, I put the game in and another game comes out, not the one I bought? It's all very confusing, right? But well, let's see the result of this phone prank. I've been trying to call this guy for about two hours, and the answering machine keeps coming on, man. Keep trying, you. Damn him, what a seller, what customer service.
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Hello, look, am I speaking with Ángel? Look, it's just that, do you remember me? I bought a game from you recently. But many games, yes. About a couple of weeks ago, you sold me FIFA 15. Yes, okay. It's just that, I've had a little problem with the game, and I was wondering if you could lend me a hand, see if you can fix it for me. Well, look, it turns out I take, I take FIFA, I put it in the console, and another game comes out. Yes, yes. It's just that I put FIFA in, I put it in the Play, the Play 4, and Barbie and the Nutcracker comes out. I mean, I don't understand. Is this a joke? Are you sure? Yes, yes, yes. The disc is fine, the case, the disc, the instructions, everything is correct. But then, when I put the disc in, Barbie and the Nutcracker comes out. Press start to continue. And of course, I don't have... If you think this is a joke or something, that's fine, it made me laugh, but it's so that, I don't know, you can send me the real FIFA. It took me two years to play. This is from 2015, many years, he probably hasn't played it much either, but the disc works, the disc still works, but it's not the game I bought. Barbie and the Nutcracker comes out. I mean, you understand what I'm trying to say. But why would I be messing with you? I just want you and I, well, to meet up. I'll return the game, and you give me the original game or you give me the money. Well, if you want, try it. Try it and play some games of Barbie and the Nutcracker if you want. But this doesn't work, it's another game, don't you understand? If you want, we can meet up in front of you and see how. But let's see, I have the Play 4, I put the disc in, and Barbie comes out. Do you think I'm tricking you? What do I gain by tricking you? But no, you're not going to get anything from me when I open your head. Don't you understand? Because you've been tricked. You're not going to get anything from me. I want you and I to meet up, and you check that this is Barbie and the Nutcracker, or else I'll open the box and shove the instructions in your face. What do you think of that? They called me, like, like you're going to give me the game as a gift. A cookie? Look, listen, good thing. I'm going to shove the instructions in your face. The barcode of the game will be on your forehead. You'll go through the Mercadona checkout, and the machine will detect you. The cashier will detect the code on your forehead, it will come out, and on the screen it will say "idiot." Well, you haven't seen me, you haven't seen me. Maybe I'm bad. Jordan, give me a meter. Come on, you're going to come two meters, two meters of idiot, that's what you are. Listen, give me my money back. Keep listening. Or the chin, I'll give you the bank, the cash. Listen, give me my money back because I don't want to play Barbie and the Nutcracker. I have the, I bought it from you, FIFA, do you understand? And the shipping, you sent it to me very well, in a padded envelope. I appreciate it. You are, you are a good seller. I didn't want to get to this, but it's better. If you are the damn king of sellers, but damn, yes, but damn, there has been a mistake here, and I want you to fix it. Either you fix it, or a surgeon will fix it by putting your teeth back in, which I will have removed from you. In the meantime, kid, I'm working, and with you, if you want, not two stones, the ones I'm going to throw at you. If you don't listen to me, give me back my whole, Juanjo, from the balls hanging, by hanging, but well hung around your neck. Listen, listen to me. You're going to give me my money back. It's not that easy. You give me my money back. If you want, I'll give you this damn, damn game. So the game, give it to your sister, but I don't want this. I bought FIFA, do you understand? I was telling you nicely to come here so we could try it, try the game in front of you. Okay, that sounds like a good plan, but listen, listen, good thing, Ángel, Ángel, listen to me. We have a deal. I'll let you talk, but we make a deal. I'll go there. If I finally put the game in, and it's Barbie, I'll put the instructions on your head. What do you think of that strategy? Okay, okay, we'll give it to you. That sounds correct. With the drawing of FIFA, I'll leave you well, with that game on your head. I've tried it, but in a roundabout way, it seems perfect. Maybe, look, I'm telling you, maybe it's enough. Maybe I'll invite you for a coffee with pastries, and I'll invite you for a good coffee with pastries. I'm very good at it. It's one of my favorite snacks. You've never tried it. You have a lot of free time. No, not free time. You sold me a game, and that game is Barbie and the Nutcracker. The Nutcracker, that's what I'm going to give you, and I want FIFA. I want FIFA. But if you've already bought it, you bought it from me. I sold you another damn thing, do you understand? I sold you something that is different. Yes, the drawing on the disc says FIFA, but then it's not FIFA, man. But how is it still coming out if I have the game? I have the game at my house, and it's a damn thing. I said, we're... Listen to me. Right now I'm going to go over there. You're at home, but you work selling games from home. You start with your friends, and it's funny, but no one is joking. I want my game, the one I paid for, and that's it. Are you going to give it to me or not? Well, that's it, there's no limit. You're taking me, man. It's just that, besides, if Barbie were a good game, but man, I've already finished it, and it's very bad. The puzzle one. I'm very good at puzzles. Maybe I'll try it with you. Whenever you want. And hey, but why would I call the police about this? They'll laugh at me, or they'll laugh at me about this. Are you going to give me my money back? No, you're going to laugh. What a clown face you have. Listen, I'm going to come for you. I'm going to come for you. You're going to give me my money back. As my name is Juanjo, whenever you want. So, send me your address by email, and I'll come over. I'm going to shove the whole game in you. I'm going to make it, it's going to look like a saw. I'm going to shove the edge of the disc in your neck. I'm going to give you a tattoo, listen, with blows, and it's permanent. These won't go away. Or maybe I'll flip out. I didn't buy a game, I put it in, and it says "Welcome to Barbie and the Nutcracker." That's what's really mind-blowing. I've never had a problem before, but it's incredible. I'm the first one who's amazed, but man, I'm trying to talk nicely, and you're threatening me. You're threatening me. I don't want to go back. I don't want to. I want to go home. We'll try the disc, and if it's really Barbie and the Nutcracker, we'll solve it the way it should be. That sounds correct. Okay, send me your details. I'm going over there. Go to hell. What do you want? Mom, people are a bit aggressive, okay? I mean, I incite them to get angry, not for a prank, but damn, if I've bought a product and I'm telling you it's bad, at least say, well, send me the game and I'll give you the money. No, but at the very least, yesterday he told me, he told me, "Keep the game, period." Damn, people are a bit aggressive, but anyway. By the way, last Sunday's stream turned out like shit because my connection was attacked, and it kept dropping. So this Sunday we're going to try again. We're going to change the game, see if this one goes better. You have it in the description, you can download it for free. It's like Counter-Strike and stuff. And well, we'll be there, I'll play with you, and we'll have a pleasant Sunday. Come on, guys, see you later.
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