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[Music] makes [Music] sense. Hey, welcome back to another banger video. From the title, this is a Roblox story time for K1our compilation. You guys love the 30 minute one. So, here we go. Oh, and thank you guys for 17,000 subscribers. I really love and appreciate all of you guys for real. But anyways, if you enjoy the video, make sure to like, comment, and subscribe. You can always change your mind. Love you all. Enjoy.
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Good morning class. Today we will be doing math. Oh, teacher, you forgot the homework. Oh my god. Oh, hell no, man. What the [ __ ] man? Wait, why would you do that? Just want to be a good student today, you know. Bro, you do too much. You [ __ ] teacher's pet, [ __ ] You want some dog? Bacon. Leave him alone before you get in trouble. All right, man. Okay, going around and collecting homework. I forgot it on my kitchen table. Oh, yeah. My dog ate it. What the hell? I accidentally dropped it out the window when my mom was riding me to school. Bro, teacher, they is obviously lying. You hear this? Oh god, bro. Oh, hell no, man. What the [ __ ] man? Yeah, I hear this, James. And they're about to get a F. Just because we didn't do it, why we have work at home? Why can't we just do work in school instead of home? What if we have [ __ ] to do or emergencies to do after school? Come on now. Give us kids some freedom after school. What the [ __ ] are we getting a bad grade for? He actually has a point there. Yeah, facts. Be quiet. You need school to learn. So deal with it. Learn what? Learn [ __ ] that we automatically going to forget. And on top of that, we're not going to use. Do you want to get expelled since that's a good idea? Hell yeah. Expel me from this week at school. You thought I was going to be scared? Hell no. I got dreams to chase, not school. This man is speaking all the facts. He has a huge point. Teacher, you have to agree with them instead of getting mad. Teacher, they just mad because they got a f law. I beg your ass. Grow up and go to school. Do you want to get jumped? Hey, if you touch my student, I am going to send you to the office. You know what, James? For being good, I'm giving you an A+ and you get the pizza party. Fat [ __ ] bro, don't nobody want that dry ass. Everybody is quiet. I'm calling the principal.
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Okay, class. Today I'm going to teach you how to not give a [ __ ] Hey, what are you doing, bro? Sit down. You're interrupting the class. Go to the principal's office now. This man just slapped the student and the teacher. Bro, good job. But you got to get a spelled after that. I don't care. I'm out on footage. Damn, that's crazy.
Good morning class. Today we have the new student back. What's up, James? Hi. Where was you at? We were worried about you. We? Who's we? Bacon hair. Don't be rude. Hey, I see you got your own chair now. You don't got to get knocked out no more. Yay! Teacher, that bacon hair is messing with me. Bacon hair, stop. Always crying like a little [ __ ] Me personally, I will not let that slide. Yeah, facts. No, no, we is not going to do a fight in here. Let's start on our assignments. Let me write some questions on the board. Bro, who's shooting? What the [ __ ] exactly? If you need to pass gas, please step out the class and do it. Don't do it in here. Whoever that was, you smell like 10 cans of [ __ ] Bacon hair, watch your mouth. I'll admit it. It was me. Excuse me. [ __ ] you stank. Exactly. It was an accident. If you pass gas again, we're throwing hands. Okay, everybody chill. Let's get back to assignment. We're going to learn about 1947. What happened in 1947? What it says here that they've been inventing a lot of Who would like to come up here and answer this question for me? Me. Okay, James, come up here. Okay. This question says, "What is some of the things that happened in 1947?" Oopsie. Whoopsie. I think I did a poopy haha.
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Bro knocked the cartoon out of him and I got all that on recording. Send me that video. I'm calling the principal. Bro thought I was playing like what?
Okay, class. Now we is about to do a test. Oh my god. Bro. Oh, hell no, man. What the [ __ ] man? Okay, class. Hush. I'm about to pass them out. Well, [ __ ] do it then. Bacon girl, do you want to get out my class? Same man, I don't care. Um, 4K tray. Okay, bacon girl, don't make me send you to the office. Don't make me send you to the hospital. Oh my god. Just pass out the freaking test. Okay. Okay, class. Gosh. Seems like you'll don't want to do this test. Yeah, no [ __ ] Sherlock. Oh my god, this only has 10 questions while easy. Okay, class, take your time, bro. What is this? What is a denominator times a monster truck? Okay, start your test now. Oh, yeah. When you done, bring it to my desk and you could leave my room and go home. I'm done. Damn. You done that quick? Yeah, ma'am. Okay, bacon girl. Did you double check your work? I checked it 17 times. Okay, bacon girl, put it on my desk and you can go home.
The next day. Good morning, class. Welcome back to school. I graded everybody's test yesterday, so now I'm going to pass it out. Oh yeah, bacon girl. I still haven't got your test. [ __ ] what you mean? You did not get my test. I was literally the first one done. Oh, wait. You was, bro. Yes. Well, I did not get it. So, bro, how many times you have to lose something? Lol. Well, I don't remember you giving me your test, bro. Are you going cuckoo? I really did not get your test. So, you might have to redo it or get an app. You better find my test on 4K tray. And I'm not playing either. Wait, let me look again. Yeah, I don't have it. Sorry.
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You suck at keeping stuff. You [ __ ] [ __ ] on 4K tray. Bro, this food is nasty. This stuff tastes like dog [ __ ] Can I have it here, bro? Damn. Damn, boy. Do you eat at home? Yes. Stop the cap. Stop the cap right now. I uh I get money these [ __ ] on me. You Hold on yet. I got this cash eye. This girl let me smash high. Hey bro, stop rapping. You're dumb [ __ ] You hear him, bro? He mad and he hating. Watch me make it out. Dah hood boy. They going to kick you out the hood. [ __ ] you talking about? They going banan you from Dah hood man. He's hating. I'mma put food on the table now. You go and put coins on the table. [ __ ] you talking about? You'll just ignore him because he just hate it. Facts. Not for real. You actually bad at it. I'm going to hate these hot tackies. This school food is nasty as hell. Can I get some? Yeah, same here. On, bro. Let me get some. Bro, no. Y'all ain't getting none. Y'all beg too much. Holy [ __ ] Can I have some, dog? Get out my face. Give me some, G. I'm your homie, so give me some, dog. I don't even know you. Let me get a handful, bro. No. Let me get some right quick. No, please, bro. If you'all don't get out my face. Give me some. No. Come on, bro. Give me some. Get out my face. Let me take a trip out the back.
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Hold on, bro. World star. So that means I can get some. No, you better get out of my face. Wow, you fake. Freak wrong with you. I don't know you like what, bro? Stingy over some tackies. You damn right. Like what?
Good morning class. Today we is about to learn about period. Victoria, what did I tell you about that period stuff? You said not to do it again. Are you slow? Me personally, I wouldn't take this level of disrespect. Okay, class. Who you talking to and who going to check? Victoria, calm down. And Nia put them hot Cheetos up. Know the [ __ ] Oh my god. These girls, bro. Okay, everybody pay attention. Okay, now let's take attendance. Brian here. Isaac here. Chris present. Bacon hair remain on for Kay. Connor here. Ariana here. You thought I was telling you. Oh my god. You always looking at me like it's giving you obsessed with First of all, [ __ ] don't nobody want to hear that [ __ ] It's literally 7:00 in the morning. First of all, I can do whatever I want. And first of all, bacon hair, shut up and mind your business because you're literally a bacon hair. Why are you going for me, little boy? Because you always got something to say about my bestie. No, because she's literally annoying. No, but you always got something to say. Well, because she's annoying. L, are you dumb? Boy, who you talking to? Are you slow? I'm obviously talking to you soon. Okay, class. Stop talking. Boy, who you think you is? Um, myself. Teacher, you better get your student before he get dropped. Me personally, I wouldn't take this level of disrespect. First of all, I doubt that you're going to do something. But okay, if you disagree on my opinion, would you like to test that thing? Okay. You know what? Girl don't pay no attention to me. Because he got me messed all the way up. What's up? Okay. Calm down. No, girl. Because whoever disrespect is going to get put in their place because I said your bestie is annoying. Don't sit back down. Little boys don't know a fight. You don't want to do him like that. Back up for my Now since you think you smart, maybe if your bestie wasn't annoying, we wouldn't have this problem. And now you're getting mad. Yes, I'm mad because you're not going to talk to my bestie like you're grown. Me personally, I wouldn't take this level. You don't back your big body self off my desk. And boy, what you going to do? See, now if I put my hands on this girl, I'm getting suspended. Do it then. You got me young with me, man. No, bro. I got all this on recording, so ain't nobody calling the principal.
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on 4K tray. Who else wants some? No. All right, man. On for tr.
Good morning, class. Today we will be doing the test. Oh my god. Hell no, man. What the [ __ ] man? I'm going to pass out the test. Here you go. Here you go for sure. Here you go. And bacon hair. Here you go. Okay, y'all. No cheating. Once this test starts, keep your eyes on your paper. No talking and no playing around. Okay, you may start.
Go back to your classroom. Guys, make sure you read the questions carefully. Wait, hold on. Stop the video right quick. How the [ __ ] are you going to skip the female but directly look at his test? We need to run that back, man. Hold on. Run that back. Go back to your classroom. No running in the halls. Go back to your Did you just see that? Nah, that's some petty. By the way, don't ask why I'm voice overing it. I don't know why I'm bored. Guys, make sure you read the questions carefully.
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What the [ __ ] guys? Make sure you double check your answers. What? You got something to say? You keep on looking at my test. No, no, bacon hair. I don't got nothing to say. Yeah. All right, bro. Bro, back the [ __ ] up. I'm just checking your test, making sure you're not cheating. Why would I be cheating? You seem suspicious, [ __ ] If you don't back up. Okay, personally, I will not take that level of disrespect. Yeah, facts. Shut up and get back to your test. Bacon. her. Get out my class. I beg your pardon. What I do? You cursing at the teacher because you keep looking at my test. Get out or you get a F. But what I do though? You know what I'm calling your mother. It's free real estate. Oh my god. Bro. Smack. Can't believe this is real. Somebody called a principal because personally I will not let a bacon hair touch me like nope. Well, that [ __ ] was weak as a always [ __ ] with me. Yeah, lay down and go to sleep. It's free real estate. Okay, bacon here. Knock on this door. Why? I got to do it. Please, bro. I'll knock on the next one. I ma, you better knock on the next one. on BD. They better have my Reese's pieces on 4K tray. Oh, hello my little trick-or-treaters. Are y'all ready for some goodies? Yeah. No [ __ ] Sherlock. Yeah, man. Now, look that candy on BD. Wait, but before I give you yours goodies, what's yours favorite candy? Favorite candy? Razy paisies or them lifesaver gummies? Can you give me a bag of them? They're gone. Okay. Yes, I have a bag of them. Here. Thank you. And here. Mine. You got more. Oh, sorry. I don't give out more. Have a good day. No, that will be wrong if we rob you. Well, that's what I'm saying. Like, give us more. Well, guys, no stealing and robbing here. Bacon hair. Do it. Do [Music] what? Get the candy. What the hell? You better not, Snitch. You want some candy? Hell yeah. Run me some. Wait, hold up. What's this? Candy corn. Imagine having candy corn. Okay, bro. Not because imagine having candy corn in 2022. Like what? Okay, bro. We got to go now. Trick or treat. Smell my feet. Give me something good to eat. What in the lord is going on? Listen, kiddo. This not the place to trick or treat. Why is she laying on the floor? [ __ ] you want to lay with her? Damn. Damn, bro. You ain't got to cuss at the little kid like that. Well, well, well. That was a bad language. Now I'm going to tell my mommy, my daddy, and let's go. Why would you just do that? [ __ ] I almost slapped you. Are you What did I do? You was about to snitch. Stupid. Now, let's go on 4K tray. There go 12. Bet.
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Okay, class is almost time for lunch. So, what y'all can do is do your all assignments from yesterday until it's time for lunch. Now, you know what? I'm going to just sit here. Steven, please at least do something. I don't got to do nothing. Damn, bro. Just do something. You don't got to show off in front of girls, dude. Shut the [ __ ] up before I knock you out. Oh my god. Damn, bro. My bad. I was just trying to help you out. Everybody listen. Be quiet. Let me finish talking now. I said I don't need no help. So, shut up before I get up and punch you in your face. Steven, I don't know what to do with you. I'm about to call the principal. I'm sorry. What was that? Nothing. Teacher, I'm about to do this assignment from yesterday and read a book. Imagine doing work. Yep, mom. Teacher, I'm about to text my mom. All right, Jacob. What you about to do? Can everybody shut up, please? Yes, sir. Okay, everybody do what they got to do, and I'mma be up here on the board. Lunch starts in 20 minutes, class. Hey, Steven, can I get your number? Oh, yeah, for sure. Yo, Steven, I dare you to throw a paper ball at the teacher. Say I won't. You won't? [Applause] Who threw it? I said, "Who threw the paper ball?" Okay, since nobody wouldn't tell me, we're going to have silent lunch until somebody tells me who threw the paper ball. Now, who threw it? Jacob, do you know who threw it? I don't know. Same. Me neither. So, nobody knows who threw the ball. Are y'all serious right now? You're not scared to tell who it is. Couldn't be me. Bacon hair. Who threw the ball? This dude. Steven. Did this kid really sniff? Steven, get out my class. Go see the principal. Kid, I got something for you when I see you. Steven, please step out of my class and go see the principal. Then I'm out this boring, stupid class anyway. Don't make me catch you, little boy. I'm not scared of you, bro. For Steven, get out. Oh my god. Finally. Well, why would you? That's what I'm saying. Because I can. Ain't nobody scared of him. Everybody bow your heads. We're going to pray for bacon hair. Hallelujah. It's crazy how he snitched, bro. All y'all had to do is just tell who through the paper. It's not about the paper. It's about him knocking you out. Bro is literally a school. Oh. Oh. Scary. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Shiver me timbers. Okay. Everybody just get ready for my teacher. Can I call my mom? Sure. Come up here. Yes, sir. Oh, yeah. My dad is bringing me lunch in 2 minutes. Oh, okay. Bacon hair. I thought you needed to call him. I told him what time to bring it. Oh, okay. Or he could be waiting on me in the hallway. So, you might see me in the hallway. All right. Bacon hair. Enjoy your lunch. You main on for K Trey. Okay, Connor. What's your parents' phone number? I forgot. Hey, son. Oh, hey, Dad. How was class? Oh, class was good. All right, now here's your lunch. Are you late? Oh, no. Lunch starts in like 5 minutes. Is your school lunch nasty? Heck yeah. On tray. Okay, now can you show me where is the cafeteria? Dad, you is about to try the lunch. No, since I'm here, I'll sit at lunch with you. Oh, okay. The cafeteria. I kid all the way down and then I kid, don't act like you don't hear me. Now, what's up with all that snitching? Now, wait, hold on. First of all, I snitched on you because nobody did. Now, who is this dude thinking he's tough? Daddy's mad because I him when he threw a Because you knew what was coming. So, what's up, homie? You got a couple seconds to back up off my son or you going to fight me? I ain't scared of you. So, what's up? You want me to knock the teeth out your mom? This young man is all up on my side because he snitched. Steven, what are you doing? I'm about to beat this kid up for snitching, but his dad in a way like he about to do something. Swing right to run up on my son like he is about to do something. That's crazy because I told him to go to the principal's office. Now [ __ ] that. I want to fight bacon hair. No sons. This kid got me [ __ ] up messing with my son. You still talking? You not swinging to fight this kid. Sir, if you were one of my students, you might go to jail. I don't give a [ __ ] Gisha here. Try to bully my son again and I will [ __ ] win you. Come on, son. Who the [ __ ]
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Hello. Welcome back to class. This is the second day of school. Now, Bacon Boy, apologize to Joshua for knocking him out conscious. Well, he should have never been talking [ __ ] I said apologize now. Fine. I'm sorry for knocking your [ __ ] ass out. Apologize nicely. Okay. I'm sorry. Sorry for what? For knocking your whole ass out. You know what? Get out. No. No. Please. No. Apologize nicely for the last time. I'm sorry for putting my hands on you. I accept your apology. Okay, good. Now, let's take attendance. Donaniel here. Okay, good. Maria. Maria. Boy, it's Mariah. I'm sorry. I am British. I can't say it right. Okay. Joshua present. Okay. Double bubble is in trouble. Are you here? Who the [ __ ] is Double Bubble? Okay, never mind. Little Broomstick, are you here? Who the hell is little broomstick? Don't worry about it. Okay, now begging here. Are you here? Um, are you [ __ ] stupid? What? You just heard from me and you asking am I here? You dumb as hell. You know what? Bacon hair. Get out my class. Damn boy, what's your name again? I said get out my class. Mr. David, are you here? Oh, silly me. I just heard from you. I think I'm stupid. Bacon hair. I said get out now. You're rude and you're stupid. Shut up and get back to your attendance. I'm going to call the principal. Oh, damn. Yeah, go ahead and call him and tell them you need help with your attendance. You not had Yo, I don't know if it's me, but I would never take this much disrespect from a kid.
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Yo, what's good? It's your boy Roblox Storytime Original, aka RSO, and this is a cutaway. Look, man. If you enjoying the video, man, make sure to like and sub, bro. That will help a lot. Okay, first of all, I hope you are enjoying the video, you feel me? And if you haven't already, join my Roblox group. It will be on the screen right now. I even got merch on there. You can go copy if you want it. Check it out, you feel me? But back to the video. Let's get it. Yo, bro, play that audio I sent you on Discord. I G. Bro, this better be fire. Facts. You can just copy and paste it. Oh, yeah. You stupid. There mafia. Hey bro, this code is fire. Thanks. And I'm keeping this code too. Hey yo, he turns. All right, turn that off. We is about to try another code. We going to play trench boy. Yo, hurry up and send me that code. Shut your ass up. You're bad. Me personally, I wouldn't take this level of disrespect. today. Lau, that was funny. Lau for real, bro. Did you saw him smoke to people? Lol. Yeah. Let me add him as a friend. Lol. Same. Oh, yeah. Let's play trench boy. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Okay. The code is Where you going, bro? Just send it on. Your l dog. Let me try this code. There we go.
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Nah, he hit me. So now I'm going to get my exploits out because this hood the [ __ ] Oh yeah, this executive looks good, don't it? Bro, I just saw you get smacked and now you're getting your exploits. Um, yeah. Like, are you that bad? Shut up. Exploits are fun. You could have at least brought signaps X. I really don't care. But okay,
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hold up. Wait a minute. Something ain't right. Hey bro, who is she? Nah, she really got the hacks out. [ __ ] stop hacking. One eternity later. Did y'all just see how she really did us, bro? Me personally, I wouldn't take this level of disrespect. I'm not letting that slide. Let me get my executive out. One eternity later on Slime. Somehow she gone and killed all of us like that. What happened? Got killed by a stupid exploer. I want a law. Ew. Oh my god. There she goes again. Y'all miss me. Easy. Damn. You sit down, little girl. Haha. L. Easy. Easy. World star.
Okay class, now we're going to learn about a bowl of cereal. Wait, man. I have a question. Don't we have a lockdown today? Well, they said we is about to have it, but I'm not sure if it's today though. Goofy are locked down. Lol. Like, come on, bro. What's the point of this? To keep us safe, bro. How's the lockdown going to keep us safe? Hasn't learned yet. Not because if I see a shooter, I'm running straight out the school. That's what I'm saying. Yo, it's your boy Principal story time. This is a lock down. I'll repeat. Everybody hide, lock your doors, and shut up on 4K train. This is a lock down. We have a shooter in the building. Class, lock the doors. I said lock the [ __ ] Everybody hide in a corner. Oh, that's so scary. That's what I'm saying. Me and bacon hair is not even scary. Okay, class. Be quiet. Now, if this was real, you would have been scared. C A P.
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Copy that. So, I am at the school for a practice lockdown. Okay, sir. I am going to knock on every door now. How do I knock? I repeat, how do I knock? Okay, I guess I'll knock like this to make it more scarier. FBI, open up. What in frick's name are you doing? Don't knock like that. You going to scare one of the students, but I just did. Look, look, knock quietly. Okay, we don't want the students to think this is real. Okay, my bad. Look, see you knock like this. See? Yeah. Now go knock at that door down the hallway to the right. Wait the door right there. Yeah, right there. All right. Okay, everybody stay silent. Oh, when is this going to end? I don't know. Just wait and stay quiet. Shh. On BD, open that door. Oh my god. Troy, what are you doing with that gun? Man, open that door. Whoever that is at my door, I got some heat. Troy, why you have a weapon in school? I stay strapped up on BD now. Whoever want the smoke, they can get the smoke so open that goddamn calm down. Ma, move out my way. Troy, no. This is a lockdown. I don't give a any noises. I kind of heard a little bit of talking, but I'm not twice though. You ain't had to knock twice. But okay. You ain't tell me how many times do I get back here. Hey Troy, you're not supposed to be out. My lord, what is he doing? This is a lockown. I need backup. Boy, what are you doing? Hey, young man. You need to calm down. Okay.
Good morning, class. Good morning. Today we will be presenting our projects from yesterday. Oh my god. Stop talking, bro. Okay, now who want to go first? Ladies first. Oh, hell no. I ain't going first. Girl, they got me messed up. If they think I'm going first. I mean, ladies first, right? Class, come on. We don't got all day. I'm going to start picking people. If you all don't decide who goes first, I'm picking somebody. Man, I'm dead. Okay. Nobody don't want to volunteer and go first. Okay. Bacon hair. Come on. Why damn because nobody want to go first so I chose you. All right. All right, whatever. Damn. Let me get this over with. Okay class. No talking discount is a grade. No talking. And listen up. Hold on. Bacon hair. I'm turning the TV on and going to your project. Okay. I'm on your Google Doc project. I see you got 15 pages about Zaza. Okay. Class. Stop. It is not funny because on 4K Trey haters gone hate. Bro's title says why I love Zaza. Bro got weed on his project. Okay. Bacon hair. Present your project. Made my project is named Why I Love Zaza. And we're going to talk about why I love Zaza. Next page. Damn, that's bright as [ __ ] Bacon hair. No cussing. Okay, class. Settle down. Okay, bacon hair, you may continue. Okay, man. Why I love Zaza? Zaza is that [ __ ] man on for K Trey. Okay, now let's talk about the part that talks about what happens if I run out of Zaza. Wait, boy. I got a question. Don't interrupt my class. [ __ ] Not you getting mad l because you interrupting my project. Can I ask a question, please? Next time, raise your [ __ ] hand. First of all, little boy, you ain't talking to me. You must be talking to your little friend. Jessica, stop talking during bacon hairs project. Thank you, Mr. Evans. I highly appreciate it. Make sure that boofu over there doesn't interrupt my class again. Bro called her a boo boo. Okay, it says here that I sell zaza and I smoke zaza. Would I smoke that zaza? I'd be like, excuse me, I got a question. Didn't I just tell this boo boo not to interrupt my class? Can I ask a question? Did I finish my project? But my best friend can't ask a question. Do y'all know how to listen first before asking a question? Class, listen up before asking a question. That's all you got to do. Not you making it aggravated. Not you being mad weird. Not you not knowing how to listen. You know what, girl? Let me stop before I go off in this class. Not you getting hostile. No, because you won't let me ask a simple question. Oh my god. What's your question? Never mind. Well, then don't interrupt my class. First of all, boy, you don't run nothing. So, stop acting grown. Me personally, I wouldn't take this level of disrespect. But I run this project. You don't. So, listen to my rules as I present this project. Okay. You're not my dad or my mom. Yeah. No [ __ ] Sherlock. Of course I'm not like who said I was. Of course you're not because you're not going to tell my best friend what to do. Teacher, can you get them? Because I'm not trying to have a bad day trying to about to cry. Boohoo. You got the whole comment section last boy. Shut up and continue your project. No wonder why your boyfriend left you. What the hell did you say? Scary. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Shiver my timbers. Little boy. Okay. About to get dropped. Round one. fight. Where did you come from? Watch out. Watch out. Watch out. Watch out. pictures today. This is crazy. No, not the song. Oh my god. on 4K tray man. I'm out. Stop playing with me, man. On 4K train. Yo, bacon hair. What's going on? Hey, man. Don't talk to me. What's wrong? And why you out of class? See, you be worrying about the wrong stuff. I'm about to ask the teacher why you not in class. He's really busy. I feel like you're hiding something from me. No, I'm not. Just get out my way. Let me check what's going on. Oh my god. What's that? What's great? Now I'm finishing you a song. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are on 4K train.
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Good morning, class. Today, we're going to be reading a book about Roblox's updates. Oh, I love this book. Same. What about you, James? Oh, I don't really like this book that much. We do not care. Please stop being rude to James. That's not nice. Okay, who wants to read the first page? Me. Me. Okay. Class, raise your hand if you want to read. Joshua, can you read the first three lines for me? Okay. Have you ever had a dreams that that you um you had you you w you could you do you w you want you you could do so you you do you could you you want you want him to do you so much you could do anything good job Joshua bro reading is assing was good to me stop the Stop right now. James, your reading is good. Okay. Okay, now, who want to read the next four lines? Mario. Roblox will let you build whatever you want to build. Roblox can come out with updates a lot to better their platform. Roblox first started back around 2001. Roblox is the top best games and most overrated games out there. Okay, good job, Maria. Okay, class. Now, we're going to do a test and it's only a short test. Now, everybody remains silent while I read the rules. Before I read the rules, do anybody have to go to the bathroom? What? No one don't have to use the restroom. Shut up while I'm talking. Bacon hair. Well, what did I do? Okay, the rule says no talking, no looking at other people's test, and no phones in cars. Any questions? Hold on. Is somebody hand is up? No one. Nobody got any questions. Okay. Then let's continue the test. Black Air Force activity activated. Nice shot. Hold on, bro. Bro, just smack the I got it all on video. World Star. Can you stop? Victoria, what did I tell you about that period thing? You said not to do it again. Yeah, no [ __ ] Sherlock. Stop doing that or I will call your mother. Annia, spit that gum out. No the [ __ ] Hello. Who are you? I'm bacon hair. Okay. Why are you here? I got put out of class. So, I've been sent to this class. You're here in trouble. Chris, do your work. Okay. Now, why you was put out of class? I hit the teacher with a chair on 4K tray. Okay, bacon hair, you may take a seat right there. Oh, yeah. How long you staying? Until they get me. All right, today we're doing English. Okay, what the hell? Okay, guys. What's the main idea in this text? I don't know. Bucko. Chris, raise your hand when you're talking now. Who knows the main idea? [ __ ] we don't care. Who was that? Bacon hair. Was that you? No, it was that little boy all the way in the other side. You snitching ass [ __ ] Teacher, you better get your raccoon before a fight starting here. We honestly don't like bacon hairs. What? Y'all are so rude. Nah, it's cool. main because on 4K tray haters gone hate. You not no gangster. Why is he talking [ __ ] Remember that time you ain't give me no tackies. Damn. Okay, everybody stop talking. No, man. You mad over takis. You fat boy. You the one who's fat because you didn't share no talkies. Teacher, why is everybody against me? Class, leave bacon alone or you're going to get sent. They're going to get sent to the hospital. [ __ ] you talking about? Bacon hair. Stop threatening my class. Bacon hair. Goofy. Like, are you slow? Me personally, I will not take that level of disrespect from a little kid. First of all, shut up because you're not going to do nothing. Hold on. What? I fight boys, so you better stop. And I fight hoes, so you better be quiet. First of all, don't talk to my best friend like that little boy. It's okay, Trey. Shut up. Tell your girlfriend to stop talking to me. Don't tell me to shut up and my best friend could talk to you any kind of way. Don't tell her. She keep being disrespectful. She going to get dropped. Hey. Hey. Oh my god. Little boy, stop playing with me. Girl, chill. Because you don't got to do him like that. Is she going to punch me or something? Little boy, stop playing with me. Shorty, if you don't back up, make me back up. Now, if I put my hands on this girl, I'm chill out. Do it then. Do it then. Get out my class now. On 4K tray, stop playing with me, man. Oh, wait. Let me sing them a song. Twinkle, twinkle, little star on 4K tray. Stop playing with me, man. See me personally. I will not let him do me like that. Well, that's just me. I like your cut, G. You want some, too? No. No, sir. Oh, all right, man. On 4K tray.
Okay, class. As you can see,
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Connor, what could I tell you about that AIA stuff? Okay, my bad. I won't do it again. Okay, class, settle down. And Connor, don't do that again. Okay. Okay, now let's take attendance. Bacon hair. Huh? Same man. [ __ ] you looking hat. Bacon hair. Turn off that speaker. I don't got to do the
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right. Damn, bro. That's on 4K. Bacon. Here. What? How? I say I just got Robux, bro. How? How did you get Well, that's what I'm saying. Like, huh? I got it for my brother. Okay, bacon hair. That's good to know. Now, let's get back to our attendance. Let me flex on these [ __ ] Check out the chain man. Okay, bacon hair, sit down, man. Shut up. Me personally, I wouldn't take this level of disrespect. Well, bacon hair, you look good. Bacon hair. Bacon hair, you trying to copy my work. Okay, class. Stop talking. They really sing over It wasn't doing this when he had his default outfit. Like, bro, that's what I'm saying. There he is. Yo, what's up? Hold on. On BD, what you looking at? Yo, chill. That's the teacher. Yo, who are you? This my big brother, y'all. Big brother? Okay. Why? He's here. Wait, what's your name? Beacon Troy. Oh, this our new student. What? What? Yes, sir. Okay. Um, Bacon Troy, will you like to come up here and introduce yourself? I'd bet. On BD, my name is Bacon Troy, but you can call me Troy. Oh, everybody said what's up. That's cool. On Phonum, you already know Bacon Hair is my little brother. So, if you mess with him, you're going to get put on a t-shirt. And that's on BD. Okay. Welcome to class, Troy. Will you like to tell us where you from? Chicago Southside. Me and Bacon Hair been moving around the world a little bit. Oh, wow. Wait, are you from Parkway Gardens? F you mean block. You stupid. Oh, my fault. I'm not really a Chicago person. Law. Hey, Zatty. How you doing, bro? Who is this girl, bro? Okay, Troy, is there anything else you want to share to us? Oh, yeah. Back when Slenders used to try to bully Bacon Hairs, Iro. Nice to meet you. You used to do what? Never mind. Um, Bacon Troy, do you mind turning that music off on BD? It's always my music, man. Bacon Troy, come sit by me. Sit by me. Can you sit by me, please? My bacon hair, bro. Sit by me, please. Okay, class. Calm down. See, now if I put my default outfit on, they going to be acting different. What I'm saying? You know what? Bacon hair. Come on. We're going home early. Hold on. I bacon hair. You ready? Hey. Hey. Oh my god. What the [ __ ] Bro, why are y'all acting like f? Because you're rich and follow these your fans. Bro, no. Hey, baby. You let me take a picture. Your school is filled with gold diggers. That's what I'm saying. Baby, come kiss me so I can have gold. Come with me. Are you serious? Sorry for what I did. I love you. It's my man. What's going on here, Sosa? You gave the highest score, I wonder what you are. Okay class, good job on the first problem. Now we is about to do another one but it's going to be more challenging. Okay class, as you can see the problem is more challenging. As you can see there are tons of numbers and there are dividing and multiplying in this problem. My teacher may I go get some water? Yeah, sure. Bacon hair. Just come get your whole pass and you can go. As you can see, we had to divide the members to get the letters. Now, do anybody want to volunteer and solve this problem? Me. Oh, okay. Maria, come up here. And whatever daddy wants, daddy gets. Whatever daddy wants. Daddy gets. Whatever daddy wants. That's exactly what daddy get. Shut the [ __ ] up. Hey, leave us alone. Bro, don't nobody want to hear that [ __ ] Y'all just literally cringe. Hey, little kid, mind your business. Turn around and go back to class. Nah, how about y'all turn around and go back to Meep City? Kid, you're not funny. That's what I'm saying, baby girl. Well, can y'all get out the hallways with that [ __ ] Don't nobody want to see y'all? Says the one that has no girl. Haha. I don't online date like you fatherless Slenders. What? Nah. No, it's okay, baby girl. Don't listen to him. Y'all look stupid. That bacon hair looks stupid. Lol. You got the whole comment section laughing. Kid, just mind your business. I know you jealous. How am I jealous over a pixel long? Like you kids need help for real? Babe, he's messing with us. Hold on. I know, baby girl. I'm about to beat his ass if he won't stop messing with my baby cupcake. Thank you, baby. I love you. I love you too, baby girl. W y'all is so cringe. Y'all is literally online dating. Baby, get him. The freak he's going to do e punch. Can you better get away from me and my baby girl before I Oh. Oh, scary. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Shiver me timbers. What's going on? This bacon hair is bullying. says, "The one who was just online dating with this ugly slender." Hold on. Wait. That's not nice to call somebody ugly. What do you mean, bro? Look like a powdered donut. You keep playing a guy's no babe. Principal, you better get your raccoon out of my face. Michael, back up from him. Stop playing with me because I will knock you out. Hair, calm down. On 4K train. Oh my god, babe. Are you okay? Stop playing with me, man. On 4K tray. Oh, wait. Let me sing y'all a song. on 4K tray. Don't ever play with me.
Okay, class. Today we're going to be talking about why Roblox removed a $1 worth of Robux. Oh my god, Roblox is doing too much. They literally ruining their own app and website. That's what I'm saying. They need to chill out and stop trying to put new stuff. It's like they cannot be still on oneup date. Bacon hair, you are 10 minutes late. Okay. And the [ __ ] Just please take a seat. Wait, wait, wait. Take that hoodie off. What's wrong with the hoodie? Nothing. It's just against the rules. But why can't I have this hoodie, though? It's not in uniform, bro. It's cold as hell in here. Like, damn. Do y'all got an AC in here? For real. That's what I'm saying. I don't care. Take off the hoodie. It's not in uniform. First of all, did you pay for this, [ __ ] No, but you All right, then. Shut the [ __ ] up. Me personally, I wouldn't take that level of disrespect. Yeah, facts. Bacon hair. I said take of the hoodie. Bro, it's just a hoodie. It's not doing nothing to you. It's out of uniform. It's just a hoodie. I am in uniform. Go to the principal office now. Bro, what did I do? You're not following the rules. Bro, I told you it's just a hoodie. Like, what part you don't understand? Don't call the principal because I ain't do nothing. James, go get the principal. Now, move because I ain't do nothing. Teacher, he's in the way. Bro, move. Teacher, I didn't even do nothing. Don't worry. I can just call the principal over a hoodie. Bro, move. James, keep your hands to yourself. That's it. I'm calling the principal. Huh?
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Hold on, bro. World Star. This boy just smacked the teacher and the teacher's pet. Bro, this is wild. I got the video. Send me that video. Yo, what's up? It's your boy Ice Trader Gang. Today we have Tony Bacon Hair. Okay. Okay. We got Tony and bacon hair, right? Yeah. Uh-huh. Okay. Cool. Cool. Now, I got a question for Tony. Now, Tony, can you beat his ass? Hell yeah. What type of question is that? What the [ __ ] Stop playing. What the [ __ ] Do you want to test that theory? What's up then? Dog water. Okay. Okay, y'all chill. So, Tony, why you think you could beat up bacon hair? Bro, look at this little ass boy. Personally, I will never lose against a bacon. I'm trying to throw a fade right now. No, y'all f in front of the camera. Boy, he ain't trying to do nothing. Little boy easy as hell. Damn, bro. Are you going to take that disrespect? First of all, bro, I've not seen what happened weeks ago in class. What happened weeks ago? Bro, I beat it up to girls. The teacher and that dude in the back. I don't know why he ran, but yeah. Matter of fact, I got the camera footage. Okay. Okay, let's play the camera footage, y'all. Damn, bro. So, yeah. If you really want to play with me, you can come try me. Bro, that's not even you. Law. Who else it is then? So, y'all going to do a friendly fade or what? Yeah, bro. He a [ __ ] Look at him. Dog was good. No, y'all can't be fighting in front of the camera now. This kid thinks he's tough. He going to have to show. Bro, don't want to get embarrassed in front of the viewers. You ain't embarrassing. [ __ ] Guys, chill out. Okay, guys. That's it for this video. Make sure you hit that like button. Oh my god. Get the [ __ ] up. Oh no, guys. Ain't no way this is happening. Okay, bro. Chill. I said get up, Mr. Trump. Okay, bro, chill. He's knocked out. Hello, [ __ ] Okay. Okay, cut the damn camera.
Good morning, class. Today, we'll be talking about Roblox Andy cheat. Wait, Roblox is getting an Andy cheat? Um, yeah, bro. No, I really enjoy exploiting. So you telling us you hack? We both hack for fun. Bro, I'm going to miss them old days bullying Slenders on 4K. Well, sad for you that all exploits might be patched. So you telling me this going to be patched? Bro, put that executive up. It's in the Shut up. Well, hello. Welcome to Bacon Hair's class. Hey, Dad. Nice to meet you, mister. Whatever your name is. Well, my name is Mr. Evans. Nice to meet you, Mr. Evans. Now, how is my sons? Well, both of them has been getting into a lot of fights. Is that so? Yep. You're they in trouble. Chris, I's over there, not over here. I'm so sorry. N you could. So, Bacon Hair and Troy be getting into a lot of fights. Yep. Yeah, but we'd be winning them like you said, too. Yeah. Okay. Because if you was losing fights, I was about to get on your ass. On for K Trey. Dad, we will never lose. Believe that. You better not. Because whoever touches you or mess with you, you beat them like I taught you to. Oh, wait. So they can get into fights. It depends. The fight better be reasonable because ain't nobody going to mess with my son. Okay, but if they hurt somebody, we're going to have to suspend them. But to use protecting themselves. But if they seriously injure a student, we're going to have to suspend them. So you telling me my sons cannot protect themselves? Sir, I'm not saying that. I'm saying that if they hurt a student really bad, we're going to have to suspend them. That's some [ __ ] because when I was my little son's age, I used to protect myself. Okay, sir. But we can't have them going around hurting random people. He can just tell adults. Dad, every time I tell a teacher, they don't do nothing. That's what I'm saying. God, Mr. Evans, I told you somebody hit me at lunch and you didn't do nothing. Rest in peace. So, you're going to stand here and lie to my face while my kids is defending themselves. But sir is better off telling adults than hurting people. Now, shut that ho [ __ ] up. Now, if I catch youall suspending my kids because they're defending themselves, we're going to have a problem. Well, sir, I guess we have a problem then because they are hurting people. Maybe if these sped kids stop messing with my sons, maybe we wouldn't have this problem. Maybe if they told the teacher, we wouldn't have this problem, sir. Maybe if you all get your asses up and do something about the situations, we wouldn't have this problem. Okay, sir. Please don't get physical. Not because y'all got these dumbass rules. Sir, you have to follow them and trust us. Not because my son is not about to get bullied for y'all. Maybe I'll just come up here and beat the [ __ ] out of somebody from messing with my son and I don't care about going back to jail. No, because you will probably seriously injure a young student. You look like I care. Come on, bacon hair and tro. We're going home. But sir, this is a school day. They have to do school. Not because y'all is tripping. They cannot leave class early. Mean, shut up. You don't run [ __ ] in here. You don't run nothing in here either. Do you want me to knock the teeth out your mouth? Okay, sir. Calm down. You can go now. Because I'm not going to calm down because you're getting smart with me. Don't make me go back to jail. Sir, why are you being so extra? Because all you got to do is follow some rules.
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Have a great day. Yo, welcome to the end of the video, bro. You actually made it, bro. Congratulations. And bro, if you seen the full video, you watched it, bro. Thank you so much. I really appreciate all of you, bro. And bro, trust me, I got some future plans for y'all, bro. I'm not going to lie to y'all, bro. I've been plotting some stuff for y'all, man. Like, in a good way. Also, really hope everybody's doing good or life is going really well for them. I really hope that. But now, for real, I really hope y'all enjoy the video, bro. If you did, bro. But don't be afraid to comment your favorite part, man. I want to see what I'm working with. I'mma catch y'all later, bro. I'm about to close the video out, man. See y'all in the next video, man. God bless all y'all, bro. Let me hit y'all with the outro.
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