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[Music] Is it on, honey? Is this thing recording? What's up to the lads all across the land? This is your girl, TS Madison. I'm coming to you loud, live, and always on, and forever in color from the Outlaws podcast. And, [ __ ], let me tell you something. The Outlaws podcast is a show where the people come on here who are the thing of the things. Mhm. And not just that, they've done something, said something, been something that done got them outlawed, honey. But one thing about an outlaw, we're always wanted. Ladies and gentlemen, it is my esteemed honor and pleasure to have here on my show today, the legendary, legendary Raven Simone. Oh, well, and her wife, Miranda Simone. I'll take it. I like it. I'll take it. She said it right. Go for it. Thank you for having us on. Well, thank you for doing, you know, listen, you are a legend. And then, you know, y'all have been together. How long have y'all been together? I want to know. We will be married 5 years in June. Known each other for 10. Yeah. Five years. Yo. So, so, okay. Y'all known each other for 10 years. And then you got married and now you're going to be married for five years. Yeah, we got married during COVID, and we have been going strong since. Started a podcast, started a production company, just got a house. And during that 10 years of knowing each other, we dated for a few months and then more than a few months. Six months. I think like eight months. Eight months. Okay. It was two months off. I know. Whatever. And a few is two. And a few is Listen, so we did not two. It just we I'm just I got I got the year written on me. So, I'll never forget the year, and that's what we need to just worry about. You know what I mean? The year. What made you want to get married? Uh, a couple reasons for me, and I'm sure her reasons are different cuz we have different backgrounds or whatever. For me, Raven's like taxes. Oh, period. Um, taxes, security, knowing that I have a woman by my side that I can share my money with, and I know that she can't run off without consequence. What the hell? Wait a minute. Hold on. I'm messing with you, baby. Cuz that sounds like some [ __ ] that he said. She's very practical. Listen, listen. You're not going to wear. It's going to cost us a whole bunch of money for you to go somewhere. Now, if I'm dating you, you can get all the presents. You could just leave whatever you want to. But I don't want to do that for her. I want to share my life, and I want to share my wealth, and I want to share my work and success. What? Just so much sharing of money. Did you just Are you just now finding this out? Yes. I didn't know. We've given you all the reasons. We share the money. No. Look at them hands. Um, wait a minute. I can look at them hands and I know exactly who bought them hands. Thank you very much. She said she's jeweled. I'm jeweled. But I bought my own jewels. That's why. Cuz what's hers is mine, and what's mine is hers. You know what I mean? Get it, JLo. But seriously, it's marriage is a practical sense in that theory. I would have been with her without marrying her if, you know, I I wasn't inundated with society's necessaries to kind of function. And and since I didn't need Raven's money, I married her for love. That's not the question. Why did I get married? No, like, you could still love me without getting married. Um, Kurt Douglas and that other one that he's been with since 1982, Goldie Hawn. Yeah, they never got married. This is true. They never got married, right? Never. And they had the the daughter, Kate Hudson. Yeah. But she's not um, that's just Goldie's daughter, not his biological daughter. Wait a minute. Yeah. Her father's last name is Hudson. That makes sense. That does. But I thought she just didn't want the Hawn because of Goldie's success and she wanted to be an actress. So she made up Hudson instead of. That's what I saw. No, her dad is somebody, but he didn't really raise her. He wasn't present in her life, but she kept his. Yeah, exactly. Kurt. She calls Kurt Papa, I think. Oh, Papa. Look at all this. I love it when you call me Big Papa. Put your hands in the air. You know that's her nickname. Biggie, not Big Papa. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait, hold on. Wait a minute. [ __ ] This is moving quick. Yeah. So, she got it tatted. I literally I would stand up right now and show you. It's a [ __ ] stamp on my back. Biggie. That's why that's also why she married me. Oh, yeah. There's Now, if you're talking about why I married her because of Miranda, we can get into a whole another conversation, but I know that the original question was what made marriage. I I I veered us. I'm sorry. My apologies. It's okay cuz you're taking me in so many directions that I want to go. So, you have Biggie. You have So, you say it's a [ __ ] stamp on your back. It says Biggie. Yeah. Yeah. Why? Yeah. So, it is my nickname and around the age I think of six or seven, I had a younger sister who could not. She still still has. I still yes, I still have a younger sister. So, but I meant like she was a lot born. She came into the world at that time. [ __ ] So, I have a younger sister who had a hard time saying Miranda when she was young. So, for whatever reason, I said to her, "Don't worry about it. Call me Biggie," and it stuck. My sister Mimi to this day still calls me Biggie. I'm 37, she's 31, and obviously can say Miranda, but I'm just Biggie now. Her mom calls her Biggie. Her dad calls her Biggie. No, my dad doesn't. He never. He's never called me Biggie. He calls you Miranda. You're right. Miranda. Manda. What? Miranda. But you said you're big. Well, I was going to say like, I'm going to call her Papa at home. That's not going to work. But but you but your you she's Big Papa energy for sure. Not me. She's daddy energy in my own world. I'm just Biggie. Just cute Biggie. Just a Biggie. You know, dad. I know. Because I'm I'm I have questions. I feel like we've rendered you speechless and you've probably never been speechless before in your life. Well, it's because I'm I want the speech that I want to say. I want to make sure that I say it correctly. You know that what a strap. You got the strap. You use the strap. What's the strap size, [ __ ] How big that [ __ ] strap is, is that [ __ ] I'm I'm courteous. I let her choose so that I don't have any problems. Listen, but it can be a color. Yeah. Wait. Cannot be pink. What the pink? Wait a minute. So, it's a it's like a blueberry. It better not be. What? It has to be. It has to be skin tone. Nn, skin tone. But she can choose the. She can choose Raven. Yes, ma'am. Because I have a dick of my own. Yep. And I know you've probably heard that it's I was big dick [ __ ] at one point in my life. Yes, I did. Okay. Do you have it where you where if Sorry, continue. Do I have a one? Do you have it where it's ribbed for your pleasure, too? Um, I've used those. Not a full fan because it moves a lot and I don't need it. I don't need it. There's a one thing I also love about Miranda that I've never had with any of my other partners is a mental connection that allows for a strap and a non-strap as well. And it feels the same either way. So, it's weird. Do you you say it's weird? It's weird. Yeah, it's not in a bad way. It's just like we have a really strong connection and we have a really good sexual chemistry. So, it works really well. That's another reason why I married her. Yeah. So, when you look into her eyes and you tell her, "Take this mother." Do you do that? When you do it, do you do that? Oh my god. I can't. This mother. I can't. Um, I am very gentle with my wife at times, at most times. Most times. It takes a consistent sexual um pattern for it to get to there. But we are kind of in that brain space where we like to build tension over the course of time. So, it's not an aggressive release at first. But if we do have a release and then we start and it kind of swirls into a week's worth of stuff, then we will get a little bit more aggressive as that goes. But my wife is a beautiful princess, and I have to be gentle sometimes. Okay. But I can. You do have the spirit of "take this." I do have that. I was Yes, but we're not going to talk about that. Okay, we won't. She was just supposed to say, "I was raised by." Oh my god. She said [ __ ] all that Disney [ __ ] "Take this mother." No joke. And I have to say, slow down. Just say, "I'm a real person." Yo, where are we? Yo, that's crazy. She is such a Leo. Such a such a Leo. Listen, this is the Outlaws podcast. This is why we want. I'm not the traditional like people like, "Oh, I want to talk about all the the gritty, right? The nitty-gritty, the fun." Yeah, we love you. You get so many podcasts where people just want, so, you know, you were over this, you know, and then Oprah said this, and then you said this, and then you had to. I don't really give a [ __ ] about it because you've talked about it 50 million times. I agree. We say this all the time. This is what we try and do on our podcast, too. You should come on. I don't give a [ __ ] I will. But we agree it's like, especially in this industry, to the point where we are the same questions get asked over and over and over again. So exhausting. And this is a different medium. This is not E N. This is not um, you know, V103. I don't know if you guys we've seen this stuff happen. We've seen it. You done went through the backlash of the [ __ ] and you done cussed [ __ ] out about it. Then you don't listen. I don't want to go to a podcast where I have to be like, "Yeah." I want to go to a podcast and be like, "Yeah, man." You know what I'm saying? What color dick you got? I want to have fun. That's what she said. What color dick is that? That's what she said. That's what she want to do. Yeah. What color dick you wearing right now? What color dick is it? Well, it's black as you should be. It's black like that. Caramel. Um, mocha. Mocha. A little bit darker in between. Yes. Yes. Yes. In between the thighs. I agree. Oh, I understand that. Yeah. Yeah. Hyperpigmentation. So, my thighs is it get a little. This is a little darker. You got an extra tan there. Yeah. Hey, I get it. I got that thing. What the [ __ ] How much them legs be open, [ __ ] Ain't no sun getting in there, [ __ ] It's You can sun it. Have you sunned it? How do you? Oh my goodness, babes. Tell them all about it. You just lay outside and sun it. It's fantastic. Naked. Naked. And you just ask the sun to enter you. When I tell you, Mother Nature has a dick of her own, and it'll come right through you in the form of UV rays. Let's go. We did. We did it in the sand. We did it in uh in Palm Springs. We did it in this. I didn't actually. You did it. Oh, I did. It was fantastic. She was all about it. We were at Two Bunch Palms. She's like, "I'm about to go sun my vulva. BRB." BRB. BRB. BRB, [ __ ] You do that, baby. Okay, now we going. We're going to get not one. We're going to get into the trash. We're going to go back to the trash. But we have to do this at the top because it's okay. At the top of the. Stop reminding me, [ __ ] Okay. We got to do this at the top of the show. So, on the Outlaws podcast. Yes. We have a section called Talk Your [ __ ] Okay. Great. Now, it's time for you um to talk your [ __ ] Who you are, what you do, what are you proud of. Now, this is your time to shine. So, don't hold back. I'm a bit of a narcissist, a little bit, because I've done a lot of things on this earth, and I brag about it because I did it, and people don't like that. But on this show, we'd love for people to come on and say, "I'm worth $500 million. And um, I've had television shows. I make television shows. I'm rich as [ __ ] I'm the." We do. We we expound on that. This is so good for my Leo. We make people. We like our hate watchers, too. I love them because they come in with the sheds. They bring views. Yes. Tell us exactly who you are, how many Emmys, Grammys, how much money you've made, how many TV shows you. I want you to look in that camera. My name is and just say, "And I'm this is." And just talk your [ __ ] Um, hey, what's up everybody? My name is Raven Simone Christina Pierman Mayday. That's right. I have two hyphenated names. I've been I've been famous since I was 16 months old. I have been on multiple TV shows that some are no longer on the air. They're so old. My residual checks range from one penny to thousands of dollars. I married a woman who has her own [ __ ] who is out here thriving, and all I have to do is support her. It feels fantastic. I'm writing my memoir. I've had my my own television shows. I've employed thousands of people of all different colors and genders and and representation, and I am stepping behind the scenes because I can. Um, I've had multiple albums. I too have an Emmy and uh multiple awards that I display and some that I don't. Huh. And I have a Nickelodeon one and a TRL award. The Nickelodeon one. You have. We've What's the one with the mouse then? That's not an award, is it? Anyway, I'm sorry. Anyway, yeah, I don't I I I don't have a good [ __ ] talking. This is a Leo. I'm a Sag. Like, you were really great. I was really good. I thought she was great. She was. I just wanted her to say also, "And I'm rich as [ __ ]" Oh, yeah. I am rich as [ __ ] I've been rich for a long time, though. The way you say that, the way you say it is so sexy. I have. Look, look. Look what we're doing. Oh, that was like very Denzel. Let me bring the purple out for you tonight, then, babe. Oh, wait. Oh, the purple. Not the pink. Nah. Oh, purple. Purple Rain. Oh, that man was so pretty. He. Now, see, let's talk about that. He was so pretty. You know, let's talk about gender non-conforming, gender queer, gender this, gender that. Yeah. I start your pronouns. My pronouns are Raven and Raven and that [ __ ] No, I'm just playing. No, I don't really like it. I don't really like the pronoun thing. I think it's weird for me. And I And since I choose Raven as my pronouns, I am nodding my head to those who need that information and that validation as of right now in the community that we live in because it's so new, and I understand it. So instead of saying all the things that we talk about at home, I'm just going to say I like Raven. I do feel very much in the center of the spectrum when it comes to um presenting out in the world and thought processes, but I don't really I don't I I try not to dive too much into it because it can be a little polarizing at times, and I know that there are a lot of generations that are still catching up to this new generation and what they need for validation. So, I I like to listen. I like to straddle the fence a little bit, okay? I'm not trying to get in trouble on, girl. Yes, man. [ __ ] Cuz listen, but here we can get in trouble because we're out loud. Yeah, do your thing. So whatever you're free. Listen, I I saw you on Jason Lee just recently. Shut up. He's dangerous. But I'm I'm not. No, you're great. I'm I'm very much so like I'm I don't want to get you in no trouble. I just want you to freeball because I freeball everywhere the [ __ ] I go. Exactly. Me, too. Because it's just like I I'm I don't it's you'll get clicks and views because your your name brings clicks and views, but I want you to talk about things that you don't really talk about because people when people sit down interview so yeah, you and Keke used to be together and y'all did a show called The Queen's Court. I'm like, "Okay," and I cussed that [ __ ] out and we cussed each other out. I told that hoe to go back to her slave cabin that she lives in. [ __ ] honey, riding around that ice cream [ __ ] truck. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] So, I did that, and we did that, but I don't give. I don't. We don't talk about that like, you know, let's moved on. We did that already. We did that. You know, there's no reason. It's been 10 years. That one thing doesn't define you forever, and that's something that the internet, that's something that television and society do. You tell someone to go back to their slave cabin, it might define you for like at least 20 years. I got to tell you because, you know, have you seen her house, girl? Have you seen her house? Oh, honey, I'm done. The house. Well, I'll show you before you leave. I need to see this cabin. Honey, it's definitely a cabin in the woods. Is there an outhouse? Well, honey, there might be one in the backyard. Well, there's definitely a. What is it? Um, a cast iron with some grits in it. Well, here's the gag. Okay, I won't do it. Don't get me in trouble. Okay. No, he's trying not to give because see you. We We started. We started. We need to move on. Babe, how do you feel about gender? How do you feel about others's gender? Others? And yours? What is your gender? Yeah. How you gender? Imagine I was like, he him. Hilarious. Would you be gagged? I would. I mean, that's not. You would. I would be too. No. I I mean, my pronouns are she, her, and how I feel about others is none of my business. I don't care what anybody else identifies as, wants to be. You know what I don't like, though? We just had some guests. We had some um friends over the house, and they were showing us that on the drop-down menu of what are your pronouns, it went from Z, zoo, zad, zed, fairy, fur, fern, ocean, tree. Wait, literally. No, it was a um where were they at? Oh, you say it too. You say labiqua. Come on. I love it. It actually makes a lot of sense. But it was it's too much. It was at South by Southwest, and they were filling out a form that was required, and again, as Raven said, at the drop-down menu, it was like 20 options for pronouns. It's ridiculous, though. It's starting to. That was a little much. Can I say this, please? Thank you. I'm old. There were two things when I was growing up. You were a [ __ ] or a damn dyke. That part. Now, Raven, I we were. There's so much stuff going on. There's so much energy going on in the room. Like, it's it's Libra, Sag, Cancer, Gemini, Leo, Leo. It's a lot of energy going on in here. And the camera just keeps. Yeah. It keeps retracting like a like a uncircumcised penis. It's going any time. I had one of those ones. You've had one? Yeah. Me? I've had a few. Yeah. How you feel about that? My body count is only four, though. Okay, that's not bad. Four. Dot dot dot dot 0000.4. [Laughter] I'm dead. 000.4. Got it. I only. I don't I don't really know many men. That's fair. They're not a lot out here. There's not a lot. Um, so we were talking about pronouns and all that type of stuff or whatever, you know, and and you and I are from a place of freedom. Mhm. You obviously are. You've been a a child star since you were 16 months old, and so I'm just really blossoming into being a star through social media and all that type of stuff. So whatever. So it's been about 20 years. You you have even though I'm older than you, you have more experience in that. And so we were talking about programming and the way that we're free. Cuz I I love the way you walk. Were you free? Like, listen, when I go back and I watch some of the old things that you were on, I was just like, "I wonder, did did Raven know that Raven was going to be this free?" No, not at all. Not at all. And did you feel confined? Like just like confined? And when you go back and you look at the old things that you were on, were you like, "Bitch, so I'm writing a memoir to talk about this." But my wife. Tell us the name of it. Um, don't know it yet. I'm literally in the middle of gathering my history and all of the stories and things that I went through. That would be a great name. I don't know it yet. I don't know it. Yeah, seriously, that part. Um, it's true. Anywho, uh, no, a quick little thing. Like, I would go to work and I'd come home and I'd take off all of the wraps and sports sports bras on top of regular bras and makeup and, you know, wear my Pro Club and chill in the house with whatever guy I was dating at the time. And they would be like, "You're more of a dude than I am when you get home. What's going on?" I'm like, "Shh, you're fine." Um, I didn't know. I didn't realize. However, the subconscious of me knew. I remember when I was younger in my room looking at the Ellen DeGeneres and the Chaz Bonos and, you know, Whitney Houston's. Oh, I like that. Listen, that was a good slide in. Listen, and hearing the stories around these people and how negative it was at the time, right? Cuz this world was not as free. This is brand new. And it wasn't until, you know, I started dating Miranda and we started really having conversations where I felt comfortable enough to speak the truth that was underneath all the layers that had been kind of programmed to be a product for the world. So, it's it's been an interesting unpeeling of onion layers to get to a core that makes me feel like I can wake up and come to work. Listen, I haven't worn makeup on a job. I was thinking about that this morning. Literally, as I was doing my makeup, I was like this. Well, you have on makeup. Your skin is beautiful. Thank you. I I mean, a little bit. I don't wear a lot of makeup, but Well, I wear cake batters. I cake batters. Cake batters. All the cake batters. I wear vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry. But I literally was like, "I'm so jealous because Raven just gets up and goes." But there was a. She doesn't have to do her makeup. I know. There was a period of time. There was a point though at a per there was a period of time where if I didn't go to a meeting that wasn't even on camera, and I went to a meeting without makeup, somebody would be would call the people in charge of me, and I would get like yelled at for not going to a meeting with a full face of makeup and like a whole outfit. That was just the culture back then. And even since we've been together and knowing Raven like the Raven in 2015, right, that I met who was on The View and still kind of very female presenting and facing to the world. You've changed so much even since that point in time, and it's been beautiful to watch her progression and her kind of self-integration because she's become more and more comfortable with herself. And there were even times where she would be like, "Do you think I need to do this? Do you think I should wear this for the carpet?" And I'm like, "Babes, do you want to wear that? Do you feel comfortable in it?" And she's like, "No, I want to wear this." And I'm like, "Wear that then, because no one ever spoken to me like that." And I'm like, "Wear it, and who cares?" You know, because yes, like you were saying, she had people in her life when she was young who really manipulated and controlled the image. Yeah, the programming, exactly. It's so crazy because like we we sit back and we watch our favorites on television, and we don't know really what they're a single thing. You don't know. And we're watching them be like superstars and, you know, and making us laugh, but they they're part of our programming. Yeah. And what's going on in our administration now with the regime that's going on now is the the attempt to to erase all the things that we've like really worked for and and try to reset us back to boxing us into this place. It's control because the more freedom you have, listen, for the longest time, certain people couldn't read. Why can't you learn how to read? Because if you get knowledge, you become powerful. And then you realize that you have the power within you. And you can't do that when you need people's money and you need their souls in order to make things go down. You can't do that. And we got too free for some people, you know. And I smile when I say it because can't hate on the game. Like that's just the game of what they created. They and some people found out the truth. Our social media opened up a door to where we now know the truth and can report the truth, and they are scared about it. Yeah. And I was having a conversation with somebody about why actors and um athletes are paid as much as they are because sometimes you hear about these contracts and you're like, "Oh my god, he just signed like a $500 million deal for three years of basketball play." And one of the things that we were talking about was the reason that entertainers and athletes get paid as much as they do is because they capture people's they capture people's attention in such a way that they can actually shift their energy vibrationally. And when you are shifting people's energy, it is absolutely one of the most powerful things, if not the most powerful thing on this planet. It's or the most powerful influence we have over each other. And if you capture someone's imagination, that is also that's you you are able to control them. So when you talk about the programming and the image, right, and people who feel so deeply connected to Raven, Raven presented an image. No one knew what was happening behind the scenes, but she presented an image that captured people's imaginations, captured people's hearts, and therefore they were invested. And therefore you create not so much with that world, but what you end up creating from the top is consumers, people who will buy things, people who will come and watch the sports game, watch, and then you're you're done for. Like you you they can they make you millions and millions, and you need entertainers and athletes and performers and people who know how to give that energetic to then capture and inform the masses. And really looked at it like that. That that's that's my wife. That's that's how we talk. People don't know. Y'all everybody on the internet coming from my wife like, "Go listen to that. Some real [ __ ]" We never I never really looked at it like that because this is like this is like taking. And that's why they've always kept me out because I have been there's gates. I have been there are gates unapologetically loud, laughing, and color. That's and tell a [ __ ] Listen, [ __ ] be yourself. [ __ ] step your [ __ ] up, honey. Get a job. Own a business. Suck a dick. You take a person like that who's who's telling you, "I'm not going to be that. I'm not going to be skinny. [ __ ] I don't need to be skinny. I don't need to clean my mouth up to for you to watch me. [ __ ] I'm going to say, [ __ ] anytime I get ready. You're not going to tell me because I'm trans now, I got to. I can't talk about that. I have a dick. Are you crazy?" But you know what? You know what you're doing? You're being authentic. And authenticity is the most contagious thing. Which is why social media has taken over so much. Yes, it is highly, highly contagious. And there are literally like, I won't bore us with this, but there are studies, fascinating studies, and everyone should look this up. It's called the 100 Monkey study, and that study shows you how authenticity is truly the most contagious thing. So every time that you are speaking your truth and someone is listening to it, you are actually inspiring that person to live a little bit more authentically. And let me add to it. So you have someone like me who's been programmed to be a certain brand, and I know how to turn on. I was literally in the kitchen with my wife today, and I was I'm about to do this audition. And I was like, "Oh, that felt truthful." She was like, "Yeah, that felt truthful." Um, compared to back in the day before authenticity was so important, our vibrational shifts didn't need authenticity. I could walk into an audition and not feel truthful and get the job. There is a weird energetic shift that has happened recently where if you're not authentic, they won't hire you. It's It's weird. It's But it's the most powerful thing that every individual has. We really if you live in your authenticity, that is where you will be able to impact other people and manifest stuff regardless of like who you are or what you're doing. It is it is truly energetically powerful. Yeah. But a lot of people don't live. A lot of people don't live in their authenticity. Wait a minute. Are you calling me a witch? Yes. Exactly what I'm calling you. Been found out. We have seven minutes. This was so good. I didn't want to interrupt. So we only have seven inches left. Okay. Seven inches. I can take it. Me, too. Let's go. I got it on camera. I got it on. All right. So, we've gotten down because I know you guys have a heart out. We do. And I I want to respect. We would come back. I And I would I'm definitely coming to you guys. I will come back. Please come to us. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. We're all coming. Thanks to Seven In. We're all coming. So, we've got a part of the show. It's called Ban It [ __ ] Okay. So now this part of the show is like, if we rule the world, what? If I rule the world. Okay. Okay. There we go. Diamonds and pearls. Remember me if I could be mine before Shan. Yeah. Yes. All day. Yeah. All day. We'll do it all day. We'll right. We'll walk right into the sun. And I'll just and I'll white girl wiggle right next to you. Yes. White girl wiggle. It's pretty unfortunate. So, we come to the show. It's called Ban It [ __ ] Now, if you rule the world, uh uh come on. Where the paper at? You miss. I think it's Is it eight? Oh, you got it. You got it. You're doing it. So, we got. It's now eight now, not seven. Okay, got it. Here's how it works. We each get one minute to make our case for what needs to go. Producers will keep track of uh time and call out when there's 30 seconds left and 10 seconds left. Let me kick it off and show you how it's done. Says, "Hey, my name is TS Madison, and if I rule the world, I would ban flesh-colored dildos for Raven. I like pink ones. I like black ones. I like, you know, I'd like to have a variety, you know, because dicks are like candy, and I think that you should be able to have a a pink dick, a a blue one for blueberry, a a lavender one for lavender. Lavender. [Music] So, I'm banning the flesh-colored ones because we should live in a society where color doesn't matter. No, she didn't do that. She brought that around. She brought that all the way back around. You schooled me. Color doesn't matter. Mhm. As long as is a dick. I'm banning not being able to enjoy colorful dicks. Yeah, that's fair. That's fair. Thank you. Well done. Snaps. Snaps to you. Imagine if dicks were all based off of like car like Smurfs, cuz you got to have a blue dick. The Grinch, you need it green. Christmas time. Big Bird, you need yellow. We need Rojo. I just I just want us to not have this conversation. You're banning. Imagine if this was a podcast in 1960. You're saying everyone should have colored dates. Hilarious. So, so now it's you. It's you guys' turn. You know. Okay. I'll go. You go ahead. Hi, my name is Raven Simone, and if I rule the world, I would ban money. She's so rich, you don't need money. I got to hear how this is going to work. I would actually go with the barter system. That way, everyone. I would you guys listen. If we can bring back tariffs, we can bring back the barter system. If um I I would just think about this. Everyone has some type of talent. It can be cooking. It could be driving. It could be anything. But I really truly believe that money is the root of a lot of evil, and we should all be able to partake in this world that we create. And it should just be off of trust. Yes. I live in a euphoria type setting, but I just feel like I would like that more. And we should be able to do whatever we want to. We have a podcast. People come on. We barter our life back and forth to people. If I want a car, cool. I want a car. What can I help you with? Let me babysit your son. Like, you know what I mean? Like, there's things that we can go back and forth with because money is dangerous. I love how sons and cars. That's one to one to me. Babysitting and cars go one to one. Yeah. Well, I'm I don't want any children, so I don't want to watch yours. So, no car for you for me. I'll ride your man, but not. Hilarious. That's a nice barter. You know what I mean? Give me that house. I'll take care of him for a minute. Period. I'm up. Yeah. Okay. If I ruled the world, my name is Miranda, and if I ruled the world, I would ban the "Are You Still Watching?" on Netflix. Oh, God. Yes. Because Yes. I am still watching, and what I don't need is Netflix shaming me for still watching. Like, I do like to sit on the couch, and I do like to watch YouTube for hours or Netflix for hours, and when you pause my show to ask me if I'm still watching my show, I find it rude. I find it unnecessary. I find it an interruption that I didn't ask for. Like, I am an adult who knows how to hit pause. I know how to hit stop. I know how to turn off my TV when I leave the room. If my TV's on, it's because I want it on. I might just need the background sound. I might actually still be watching. And five hours of watching, like, that's not too long. I mean, that's kind of average. And I just feel like I don't need that. None of us need that. We all have enough questions in this world, and I really don't need TV questioning if I still want to continue watching it when I obviously do because. Yeah, I love that woman. Crazy. I like that. And if while you need to know, you should be asking yourself, "Are you watching?" Yeah, because honey, the TV might be on, and we might be watching each other. That part. Because I have definitely had on Netflix, and my legs have been to the moon. You were sunning. You were mooning your. My legs were to the moon. And then I looked over and say, "Are you still watching?" I'm like, "No, the question is, are you for real?" What you be watching where your legs go up? They got. She's just stretching. Just stretching. Stretching. By the way, I'm Richard Simmons. Flexible. Yeah, you you like Richard Simmons. He as we he masked really well, did he? He He was representation for us for a while, you guys. Yeah, remember we were kids. It was just like, but we knew that that was something was that was labiqua. And that's what I'm saying. He like passed enough for the straights to be like, "We'll watch you and work out." Yeah. But that was labiqua. UI mean ubiqua. That's 110. Uh, ladies and gentlemen, this has been Raven Simone and Miranda Simone. I can't remember the hyphens and stuff like that. I just did a good job. Said it's the House of Simon. Oo, we'll take that. I'll take the House of Simon. I like that. Simone. Come on, the House of Simon. I think she should call it um like. Yep. This is me. Yep. No, we should not. That was me. That we tried. We You know what? Thank you. And that's a wrap. I guess a wrap on Miranda. Okay. And Miranda's done. Thank you. No, you don't watch. Are you still watching? You know, it's like the House of the Dragon. Oh, I know. House of Super. Oh, I'm talking about the House of Balenciaga. I went there. Oh. [Music] The House of Karl Lagerfeld. I got canceled for that one. That was fun. But we will come back. We really enjoyed it. But next time, like, we. My boy's like, "But I'm hungry." But yeah, we will come back. [Music]