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BreadButter presents... Mario (to audience): This is gonna be among the most random videos made in this channel!
Luigi (to audience): And Mario is stupid for not letting his younger brother be the first to speak!
Bully then drops an anvil on Mario and Luigi to also destroy the blue screen covering the audiences' view. Bully: Heh, my lines are the real first priorities!
A Daily Life In BreadButter - Video Made By @BreadButter
After zooming slowly, the logo then approaches the audience aggressively as if it were gonna be murderous... Kirby: I better go find something to eat now!
Meanwhile in the BreadButter Production Team HQ, BreadButter starts giving out 1509 different excuses on why this video is a good idea. 'breadbutter irl' is just freezing blank while cluelessly listening to BreadButter... ...and proceeds to ignore whatever she's saying about the video idea. BreadButter becomes silent and makes an angry pout at 'breadbutter irl'. She then starts approaching 'breadbutter irl' with a serious face... BreadButter (punches 'breadbutter irl'): I SAY WE MAKE IT TODAY!
The force of her punch was so strong that 'breadbutter irl' was sent flying out of the HQ!
Bowser (to Eggman): Let's keep promoting our CrashBash product! Mario (advertising to Dora): Hello, miss! Would you like to buy our product? Luigi (advertising to Dora): Our SereneSmooth chairs have the best qualities! Mario (advertising to Dora): We would first like to introduce why you should choose our massaging chair brand!
Before Mario could finish speaking, he and Luigi got unexpectedly headbutted by Crash. Alongside Crash, his fellow CrashBash employees (Knuckles, Bowser and Eggman) gather to assault the Mario Bros for their business rivalry... Luigi (as soon as Mario gets stomped by Eggman's eggmobile): MARIO!!!
The battle continues as Eggman watches Knuckles headbutt and then punch Mario really hard on the face... ...at at the same time while Crash rides a CrashBash massaging chair which falls smack on Luigi to death.
Meanwhile, Kirby keeps riding his warp star to look for the shopping mall and land-drop inside! Kirby: Time for me to start the ultimate food hunt!
Kirby gets a headstart in one of the upper floors by looking for restaurants and stalls with boba milk tea, sushi, sandwiches, pizza and more... Kirby (eating a slice of pepperoni pizza out of the whole pizza he's holding): Pepperoni pizza is my favourite!
And after that headstart, Kirby starts searching for even more restaurants and stalls to eat from... Kirby also went as far to fall from every other floor instead of using the elevator/escalator to move to the lower floors to look for stuff to eat! Kirby: Is there any more savoury food in this floor? Kirby: I should keep looking to satisfy myself!
Kirby continues riding his warp star to keep searching for more restaurants... ...and ends up having to crash down all the way to the ground floor! Kirby: I should start checking the ground floor... Kirby: What, are all the restaurants in this floor closed?!
Kirby sadly leaves the mall with a sad face.
Back in the streets of BreadButterVille, Bully finds himself getting chased by 'Alza'. While 'Alza' is on the huntdown for Bully with his sword, he somehow dodges Bully's headbutt attack! 'Perodua Alza' (slashing at Bully with his sword): Hah, what's your damn problem, you big troublemaker?!
Bully somehow countered 'Alza' by throwing an anvil right on his windshield, disarming him immediately. 'Perodua Alza': A-Ah! Where did that huge anvil come from?! He then picks up said anvil and charges towards Bully with it and launches him upwards! 'Perodua Alza' (rapidly swinging the anvil like a club): HYAAAAAAH!!!
Oh, 'Alza' is also the only character in the BreadButter channel who can carry literally anything and use them like melee weapons. And he also discarded the anvil by smashing Bully right in with that anvil. 'Alza' gets up again and then feels a bit speechless... 'Perodua Alza' (picks up the text which are blocking the down-left corner of the video): This thing is bothering me, jeez...
'Alza' then proceeds to use the text as another one of his weapons and charges towards Bully to launch him mid-air again! In mid-air, 'Alza' starts swinging and stabbing Bully with it as if it were a makeshift spear... After the combo, he then discards the text by throwing it at Bully to launch him away to knock him down brutally! 'Perodua Alza' (to audience): See y'all in the next few seconds in this video!
And we also shouldn't forget that 'Alza' is quite obsessed with doing 4th-wall-breaks!
Meanwhile, at the other corner of BreadButterVille... Sonic: Bowser, your route-block antics are getting out of hand! Sonic: Go find a new tactic to advertise your massaging crap! Bowser: Unless you're willing to give up your useless delivery service, I will keep blocking this route until you give in to our CrashBash chairs! Bowser: Trust me, I'd only block the farthest paths! Sonic: Come eat my strong fists!
Bowser attempts to run towards Sonic to plot an attack against him... ...but ends up dodging Sonic's spindash attack, and then he somehow gets pounded by another one of Sonic's spindashes mid-air?! Sonic (rapidly punching Bowser): HUH!
Bowser got overwhelmed by Sonic's punches that he fell flat and fainted. Sonic: Welp, beating Bowser's a walk in the park!
Sonic continues walking into the route which Bowser blocked before... Sonic: I still remember that this is Yoshi's house! Sonic (calling out Yoshi from outside): Sonic Delivery, your parcel's right outside! Bowser: That blue rodent will taste my wrath later!
Scene quickly shifts to the airport departures... Sans: Okay, so I've finally arrived at the airport. Sans: I wouldn't mind going out like this anyway since a skeleton like me is already this chill, eh? Sans: Though, I'm gonna need some snacks later. Sans (holding his iPhone): Oh, a friend of mine from Hibiscus Island is calling!
Meanwhile inside the airport, Tails is waiting for his call to be accepted by Sans... And before anything else can happen, Bully headbutted Tails and even stole his iPhone. Bully: Time to go back to BreadButterVille!
Meanwhile, Bowser is busy chasing Sonic in the streets of BreadButterVille... Bowser: I won't let that rodent escape me!
Bowser somehow ends up finding Bully and decides to headbutt him mid-air! Bowser also attempts to burn Bully down with his fire breath, and ends up getting pounded by one of Bully's anvils. Bully: What a fat dummy, he can't keep his guard!
Bully managed to dodge Bowser's ram attack along the way and countered by headbutting Bowser away! And while Sonic is trying to strategize on winning the ongoing brawl... 'Perodua Alza' (pulls Sonic into his car body): Heyo, why not do me a little favor? 'Perodua Alza' (while Sonic is driving him): I hope you remember the basic driving controls!
Sonic then suddenly controls 'Alza' to charge towards Bully to knock him mid-air! 'Perodua Alza' (as Sonic controls him to rapidly slice Bully with his dual blades): HAAAAAH!!!
Meanwhile, Bowser recovers and runs to wherever he was... Bowser: That orange idiot (Bully) will pay for what he's done!
At another area of BreadButterVille, the scene of Eggman's eggmobile crashing on Thundercloud proves that Thundercloud only exists to get hit. Sonic (gets out of 'Alza's' car body): Oh yeah, Bully has been sliced down real good! 'Perodua Alza': Sigh, when is this video gonna end...?
While Random and BreadButter are simply existing, they were immediately pulled into Alza's car body. Perodua Alza (carrying his knife and rapidly approaches the audience): THESE GOOFBALLS BELONG TO ME! 'Perodua Alza' (makes the screen pitch-black to protect the audience from the other Alza): Thanks for watching...?