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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to your favorite podcast. I'm your host, Ryan Panel. This is Pillow Talk. We're joined by Mr. Quickie. They call me Dark. And today, we're joined by the number one booty on Instagram, It Really Is Fitness.
Hey guys, how's it going?
It really is that red in real life. Yes, it's, it's very nice. Real life Ariel. You know, a lot of guys want to have sex with you.
Nella, absolutely. And you have a boyfriend who would beat the [ __ ] out of them.
Um, I don't think he would beat the [ __ ] out of them. I just think he would talk to them very nicely. So for those who don't know, she's very in love with her boyfriend, Alfie. He's here, he'll join the show soon, he'll pop in, he'll make a cameo. But, uh, you know, you post your booty a lot.
Absolutely. Yes, it's my best feature. And does Alfie, you know, you must get a lot of DMs, there must be a lot of blue checks in there.
And, um, a couple. But to be quite honest, like, none of that means anything to me. Just because it's like, at the end of the day, what are you gonna offer me that I haven't given myself?
You know what? That's different for La. That's the first time we hear that. I'm not from here. Where are you from?
Oh, I was born in the Midwest and I lived in Florida. Ah, Illinois. Very small town girl. Oh, what the [ __ ]? Tornado Alley.
Well, thank God it didn't blow up. Twister kept it right down on the ground and literally, literally. Okay, so you're posting a lot of beautiful pics. Yeah, a lot of booty pics, twerking. Yeah, you know, all this. Does Alfie ever kind of say, "Babe, slow down"?
You know, again, not at all. If anything, I think he's my biggest hype man. I feel like he encourages it. We'll even put oil on my ass, take the slow-mo videos. I have no issue at all.
Good guy. You're taking a video and you're like, "Babe, is this good?" He's like, "No, no, no, you can be better."
Absolutely. All the time. All the time. That's good. I want to dance. If anything, he enhances me a lot.
What's that? Instagram boyfriends of Instagram?
Um, yes, that's Alfie. We, we're all there. It's the boyfriends that are taking pictures of their influencer girlfriend. The question you get asked daily, and we have to ask it, is your ass real?
It is extremely real. I've been working out for like, five solid years and like weightlifting, not just like anything like yoga. Um, I lift very heavy weights for five years. I've never taken a break longer than two weeks and I eat a lot of food. A lot of cheeseburgers. A lot of cheeseburgers. A lot of cheeseburgers.
In and out has become. You're shredded. My number one. Oh, you know what the [ __ ]? Yeah, yeah. I hate people. Like, I'm built like a beluga and I just look at a cheeseburger, I'm fat. I have one Doritos, jiggles for a week. I only wish that could happen. I literally ate the [ __ ] out of a ton of pancakes and burgers these last couple of days, then I only gained two pounds and that is a huge achievement for me.
Oh my God, jealous. Nala, yes. Uh, how long have you been dating?
We've been dating a little over a year now. Okay. In your past, Nala, how many guys have you had sex with?
Oh my, I don't think I could count.
Oh, me neither. We're looking at four digits.
Um, I don't know. I actually have no idea. I just was never keen on counting.
Yeah, see, that's the thing. Not everyone's like you, Ryan. You have like a rolodex. That's freaky. That's actually psycho. Presentation. I'm a little scared. It's their best Facebook profile photo. Well, it was. I did this when I was a child. Oh, yes. Yeah. I had their best friends bringing children into this. I ranked them out of 10 and I ranked how they were. I did that for like the first 20, 30. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, it was nice. I presented to my boys, you know, yeah, take a look. This is what we got this week. Again, that's psychopathic behavior. Yeah, I agreed. Yeah, it's kind of weird. No one counts. I mean, I feel like when you first start having sex, it's like, okay, one. Yeah, two. Yeah, ten for sure. And then what? You just keep counting?
No, it just keeps happening. And then sometimes you get [ __ ] up and then you don't remember. I really don't remember. So, uh, I know my number. Okay. So, uh, yeah.
Nala, are you guys in an open relationship? Do you guys allow each other the pleasure?
Um, no, no, we don't. We're not in an open relationship. Um, not that that's out of the realm of possibilities. However, we're young and we just love each other and we both provide both of our sexual needs completely.
What about a threesome? Bringing another girl to the party?
I'm the most dominant [ __ ] ever. That's not going to happen. You don't share it?
I do not [ __ ] share what's mine. What about Alfie's gym buddy?
No, absolutely not. In the beginning of our relationship, it's funny because Alfie has a lot of actually pretty attractive friends who do OnlyFans as well. Yeah. And so he would bring them around and kind of try me and see if they may want to have sex with me or whatever.
With him?
With him. No, no, with him. Like he was like, kind of. Oh, Alfie was presenting.
[Music] Look at the Cavs. He doesn't skip leg day. He [ __ ] with his boys. He's doing great. All right, so let's change. I want you to say when for Alfie. Okay.
[Music] Oh, we're done. Oh, yeah. Like this or like this?
Um, the width. Yeah. We're talking girth here.
I would say the girth is a little smaller than that. I like her. Honestly, that's a tiny bit smaller. You should be doing poor knot fitness if that's the key. Next question. Vascularity? How is it?
Um, it's actually a little veiny, but not that much. Only when he's like about to bust. Yeah. Circumcised or not circumcised?
Non-circumcised. What do you prefer?
Not a lot of skin. Um, I don't prefer a lot of skin. Just to be completely honest. I just don't like when I'm sucking, I'm like, you know, I don't want to feel the tickle at the back of my [ __ ] throat.
You're done? Yeah. Oh, I've got a nice pink thing on the top. Oh, that's nice. He's got a lot of skin. Okay. Yes. Lots of girth. Yes.
So back to why we invited Alfie on the show. Not to talk about his dick. Is it true what she said that you were trying to enhance, uh, enhance it? What I'm looking for, uh, encourage a threesome with one of your boys with your girlfriend?
Well, I do believe in a relationship, she's based on that. I do want the best for her, right? So I can take her shopping, I can buy her the next Louis Vuitton bag or whatever the [ __ ] she desires. But can I get her something more than that? Yes, right? Something money can't buy. So, yeah, what do you desire? And I really want to make her happy. So whatever her desire is, I want to deliver it. Wow. And I want to be treated the same way. [ __ ] is great. So I get, I get it now. I totally understood. Yes.
Now, let me ask you this, Alfie. You got a good [ __ ] on you, as she just said.
Yeah. Would you ever bring a friend with a bigger penis?
Well, obviously, you know, like, what do you mean? This is something I cannot provide. Of course. Wow. Oh my God. Alfie, Ryan would never first of all allow any of his friends. I have three sims of you. Yeah. But they're not, they're not. But maybe you're not a friend, right? Wow. Yeah. Sorry, bro. Because no, that's okay. Dark does have a larger penis than me. So wow. You're like Alfie. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I'm like, well, my girl, I, I want. Yes. I want to give my one-handed stand. The best time ever. They were none of them were your girlfriends. Yeah. Exactly. That's very interesting. Alfie, you're a good guy.
Thank you, bro. Yeah. Wow.
Where does the line get drawn?
The line gets drawn wherever she wants to draw it. I want to make her happy. So.
Oh, it's really, really that simple. You know, it's Ryan's going to be sliding in your DMs, flirting with you now. It's just [ __ ] great. You better not. I joke that I'm five percent gay. A lot. Just, you think about it. Seven percent.
Now, the only thing, the only thing that can really become toxic between two people is their ego. Yeah, like that's true. Think about it. Testosterone level, ego. Yeah, you gotta control these two things. Yeah. True. Dark, Nala, yeah, with Alfie being so good to you. Uh-huh. How do you repay him?
Yeah, yeah. Oh, I do lots of things. Like what? Okay, so not only I like to spoil him with what I can buy him, but.
Oh, cause you make your own bag.
I make my own bag. OnlyFans is crushing, crushing. Oh, we'll get into that after. So anyway, not only that, I'm just a gift giver in general, but I have the gift to be able to dress up like whoever I'd like and whoever he would like with different wigs, different makeup looks.
You do accents?
I do accents, characters. Absolutely.
Not really?
Absolutely. Nice. You guys do the whole, like, he shows up at the door [ __ ]?
Absolutely. We literally just did that at his apartment. So he has an apartment and I have a home. And I literally just recently went over there in a blonde wig, acting like Nala's sister. Planned or unplanned?
Um, I had just texted him. I was like, um, well, I, what did I text you that day? That evening? I don't know. You just start getting weird. Like, like I'm texting with a different person. And then I get it. Like, okay, she's gone. There's gonna be someone else. It was a pretty [ __ ] up.
So you guys make home videos?
Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You're a porn star?
Am I? Sounds like it. Wait, what? We just filmed porn together.
Okay, but you did three different chicks.
No, yeah, because she dressed up as different girls each time. Yeah, yeah. Stupid. Yeah, yeah. Yes. They bleach your hair too close to the brain. Okay. Do you guys do sex on OnlyFans?
Yes. Oh, you do? Oh, so you're the stunt [ __ ]?
No, he has his own OnlyFans. Oh. Oh, you guys full-on [ __ ]?
Oh, guys, I've been this girl was probably still in high school. I was doing OnlyFans.
Oh, really? Sex? No sex. First time with Nala, who the [ __ ] is that?
Actually, actually, yeah. So think about it, dude. We have a very different product. You know, this out of respect for you. I didn't subscribe. Wanted to. I didn't. Took everything at me, dude. You're missing out because you can see it on both of our pages.
Wow. What do we have? I might subscribe to Alfie. No offense.
We do have different, um, crowds though. We just do. She caters to one and I can. You get gay guys or girls more?
Um, since TikTok is a thing, there's definitely a huge, huge like female following starting to build up. But the real big spenders are, you know, more money for you. Yeah, of course. We have a lot of friends on OnlyFans, guys. And they say the gays, you know, they dropped. Oh, income. No kids. And they're honestly so sweet too. And they know exactly what they want. Oh, yeah, they definitely do. There's no chitchatting around. They know exactly what they want.
You know what? It's good to know that there are strong relationships thriving in the porn universe. True.
So what kind of, uh, content are we expected to see? Me like a minute of, uh, just a silhouette in the shower. Like Harry Johnson.
So our recent one was like 32 minutes long. And it was our, this is like my third anal. We just produced. Oh, so when I put my butt plug in earlier, you were just like, the bigger, like mine. Would you do the black one that he brought?
Absolutely. I was actually going to suggest that one just because of the texture is a little bit better than the metal one. Going in your eyes? Yeah, it felt like [ __ ]. I know. And then sitting on it, I was like, man, you really should have just took it like a chambra. You did. I'm so proud of you. You just looked like you were about to faint. Just for the boys. We didn't tune in last week. Dark had a butt plug up his ass the whole show. I didn't even flinch. I have so many questions. Uh, okay. Answers. Um, the gaming thing. Yeah. What's that about?
So I, and just recently started gaming, right around Christmas time. I have a couple of gamer friends who play like Call of Duty and [ __ ]. And I was like, all right, [ __ ] it. I want to get on Twitch. I am a cosplayer. I want to just go Warzone. I love Warzone, but I'm actually a Vanguard girl. And I really love zombies. And I just downloaded Black Ops and I'm really excited to try that zombies.
It's a little bit. You're good, or you're just hot?
I'm pretty [ __ ] good. Really? Really? Have you gotten like first place before?
Absolutely. My first game of the night, I literally got like 72 eliminations, which was the first eliminations of the night, like of my team. And so that was really great. Um, I've already completed my battle pass. Um, I don't know. I play with like a really good group of gamers who've taught me a lot. I've like upgraded all my loadouts. It's pretty [ __ ] great.
So the people watching you on Twitch, are they just like studying your gaming, or are they just jerking off?
You think? I have no idea. But I do dress up like pretty provocatively. Yeah. So I love the honesty though, because I wonder if they actually are. I bet you they are jerking off. You know, it gives me pleasure to give pleasure. That's why you're very successful at what you do.
You guys are a good couple. Would you guys ever consider going to like a swingers resort or certain?
You know, we might go just because we're interested, but I can't really say that we need anything from anyone else. We both provide each other's needs extremely. I mean, chlamydia is always welcome. Yeah, it is.
Do you guys [ __ ] every day?
Every [ __ ] day of our lives. I'm not kidding. We're like, we haven't missed a day yet. Not. And if we miss a day, we're probably like, like the world is ending. No, it's bad. Wow. No, I sound like our friends, really. I literally feel like though, like sex is such a huge part of relationships. I've literally been hearing my dad [ __ ] about how my mom doesn't give him [ __ ] and I'm just like, God damn, like just go get it. Like, I don't know. But I feel like it's such a big.
Oh, is she a redhead too?
She is not even a ginger. No. How do they feel about the porn?
So my dad and me are actually really, really good friends. He does not care. He's actually been to my house in LA. Who's good friend? Sorry. Me and my dad. Okay. Okay. Yeah, I'm such a daddy's girl. Anyway, and then my mom knows. They know everything. They know. Okay, my mom knows. She saw my Twitter and I was like, oh [ __ ] that's like the worst platform you could have just introduced me with. Yes, yes. For us. Yeah. Not for her dad or her mom. [Laughter] So, um, yeah, and then she saw what was going on there and then I was like, oh [ __ ] like I didn't tell her too much because I didn't know how much she actually knew. But with my dad, I'm like, yeah, this is how much I make. This is what I'm doing. And I'm doing it for all from the comfort of my own home. Literally. So I'm just like, you could have way unsafer jobs.
How much money you guys making?
I average 250 to 300,000 a month. I pull about a good 50. He does. That's impressive. He works his. I feel like he works harder than I do. I feel like that's good for a guy.
Are you? Yeah, that's great. And yourself? Made you didn't go on Netflix to get the chat?
Yeah, yeah. No, bro. I've been canceled so many times, dude. If, if anyone like, what, um, just, you know, being cool on Instagram and TikTok. I have like 15 accounts on TikTok, another five mains on Instagram. And what kind of content is getting you canceled?
The dick swinging. It's straight up body shaming. You know, straight up body shaming. Being a little hairy. It's just too much. Yeah. Fair for those Karens. Hey, should we play Mr. Quickie soon?
Oh, I'm sorry. [ __ ] I'm so interested in their, in their relationships.
Me too. I love them. They're my favorite new couple ever. Yeah. Okay. Every two weeks we'd have sex. Nala, yes. Alfie, I'm Mr. Quickie. Do you wanna know why they call me Mr. Quickie? They call me Mr. Quickie because I do everything, and I mean everything, as quickly as possible. You now have one minute to answer as many questions as you can as quickly as you can. Starting now. Is this you?
[Laughter] No, I'm just the [ __ ] version. Okay. Next question. Welcome to one. He's gonna suck your dick. Wow. The Bigonator. Okay. Is this you?
Yes. Yes, that's you. Yeah, that's right. Oh, [ __ ]. Okay. Is this you?
No, no, no. Oh, no. We're going to pop it up in the edits. Terry. Is this you?
No. It [ __ ] should be. That's your next costume. Uh, I've actually done just a rabbit before. It was a very long time ago. And I did like such a good masturbation in it. Oh, okay. Next question. Yeah. Is this you?
No. Okay. A lot. Last question. Okay, this is the last one. Yeah. That's Reba. A real ginger. I don't know if you've heard of it. Okay. Last question. Is this you?
It might be. No, you're right because that's me. That's the Fantastic Quickie Show. Wow. That's great. Whoever's watching those reels are gonna cry laughing. I'll tell you that for free. Thank you.
How did you guys meet?
Wow. Oh God, that is such a question. Ooh, this might be a good story. Good question. This is such a [ __ ] good story. It's so [ __ ] up. Let's go start from. Because you start right now and finish at 6:00 AM and the story would still continue. Give us the minute version.
Okay, so the minute version. I, baby, was living in Florida. I rented an Airbnb in LA. I came into San Diego, went to LA, and I got an Airbnb. And I had Instagram messaged his best friend, um, because I saw him on TikTok. I was like, oh, he's cute. I'm single. And I saw he did OnlyFans. And I was like, I need a boy toy. You know, I need someone to make content with for my hungry crowd. And so I was like, I messaged him. And I got this Airbnb. Me and my assistant went there. And I had like a private chef and everything at the house cooking us dinner. And this [ __ ] was like, the most judgmental [ __ ]. I was just like, what is wrong with you? And you're still friends with him?
Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Unfortunately. So then later that. What's his name? Mike Shabbat. [ __ ] douchebag. How dare he judge you?
Oh, give him a break. I'm not giving him a break. Karma's a [ __ ]. Mike. So anyway, um, he invited Alfie over. And Alfie, so me and Mike just celebrating off getting divorced after three years. I was solid for three years. You were divorced?
I just got divorced. She moved out on a Wednesday. We were in Miami for a week, like going nuts for a week. Finally, we're flying back. And what do you mean going nuts? Were you having sex with a lot?
Just think about it. You're in a committed relationship for three years. You were in a committed relationship for three years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you're like a caged animal. She was moving out on a Wednesday. I'm coming back from Miami and literally landing on Nala on a Friday. So she moved out on Wednesday. I meet with her on this Friday. And in between, I had like a very crazy week in Miami. Yes. Just wait. Oh, okay. Well, we're just like doing the usual thing, right? Big content. Home from like [ __ ] up. So he houses. Like he has this chick who's like providing this house. And like he asked me like, hey, come, let's shoot content. I'm come over. You know, I arrived to this huge house in West Hollywood. She's butt naked, looking all hard. And she's got a great butt.
No, dude. Like, very eye-popping experience, right? Yes. That's a great ass. So, and I'm a big fan. So, you know, all you know, we like start blending in, taking pictures. And then I'm a photographer. I also have a camera rental company. And then I provided a bunch of gear, started shooting. I'm like, of course, you know, she's the one providing this amazing housing experience for us. Of course, I'm gonna shoot content for her. Yeah. Next thing I know, her assistant is holding the camera and I'm banging her all over the house. Oh, yeah. With the camera, with and without the camera. And it was just a [ __ ] up weekend. It was [ __ ] up. Instead, sex cameras. I was literally changing in and out of outfits and he was shooting me and just like [ __ ] the living [ __ ] out of me. And then we did our first amazing porn scene where I dressed up like a little maze. Wait, wait, wait. Before the porn scene, I'm taking close-up pictures of her [ __ ] and it's like gorgeous. Like, you guys need to see. Like, if he ever thought about the perfect Barbie [ __ ], she has it. Okay. So, so we did this with. And this is why we're sewing. We did this. We did this with him. Now it's time to do this with her. Um, can you describe what it looks like for the viewers that are listening and not watching?
It's the perfect Barbie. There's not a lot of, uh, nothing. Me, bro. Zero. I don't like it when it looks like a high school play curtain. Is it also red down there too? Like curtains don't match them. So, okay, talking about the wetness of it. Okay. I'm taking these pictures, right? Beautiful, close-up, gorgeous, artistic pictures of her vagina. And I'm like, having this huge boner in my pants. Of course, she just wants to like pop. Of course. And then, you know, I'm like, emphasis on the word huge. I'm looking at her, I'm looking at Mike, I'm looking at the assistant, and I'm just like, well, [ __ ] this [ __ ]. I'm gonna put this in. So I just put out my rock hard card, put it on her [ __ ], start taking pictures. And then I'm like, you know what? I'm just gonna film this beautiful slow-mo motion 4K 120p. My dick is going in. And then the assistant starts dropping the water on it. But the [ __ ] gets stuck right in the middle. Oh, like, what the [ __ ] is going on? I'm like, it's not going in. Guess what? She was on her period and she had a tampon in. It was all the way in there. When that happens, all in slow motion. Now it's history. Wow. Hey, what a story. I'm telling you right now. It's beautiful. Subscribing to your OnlyFans. Are you guys okay with that?
If we don't mind if I jerk off watching you guys.
I'll give you a free year if you want. That's very nice. Very nice. Perks of the podcast. Very nice. But anyway, so we went on to film this really, really magical porn scene where I dressed up by like a little maid. And we went right into character. And automatically, I've never had a bloody man who just like, like goes into character and stays in character like genuinely. And like, oh, he [ __ ] the [ __ ] out of me. We made like a 30-minute porn scene. And then we went down and ate a salad. And it was amazing. And it was just like, this is such a great day.
What kind of salad?
We do have to thank Mike Shabbat for the salad, actually. Thanks, bro. Thank you. Also. So later that day, I was just like, I went shopping with my assistant. And they stayed back in the hot tub. And so later that night, I was just like, [ __ ] like Mike had left because he had to go pick up another chick at the airport because he was like, he's already cheating on you.
Yeah, I'm done. I was like, whatever, Mike, bye. And he has to leave as well. So he leaves. He has dogs. And so my assistant and me were staying up. And I'm like, late night in a row. Later that evening. And I'm like, [ __ ], I really want to see him. Like, there's just something about him that made me feel really special. And so fast forward to a year later, you're talking about it on our stupid podcast.
Oh, we are. It's not a stupid podcast. Interesting enough, I don't have a big, rock-hard, throbby [ __ ] like your boy here. And girls don't say I miss him and want to see him to me. The Robbie Goddard. That's right. Jinx. Have you ever filmed in porn before that, Alfie?
I like good questions. So, you know, that's a good question. Yeah. You're absolutely, you're absolutely right about this. And being a photographer, having like huge cameras from like from a teenager age, I, I just get obsessed with filming and shooting. And literally every single person I had sexual encounters with, I filmed it. And you would be like, mind blown that all kinds of people would come over on Tinder. We're talking about doctors. Yeah. [ __ ] people on TV. Yeah. And once you pull out the biggest [ __ ] camera you have, they just immediately trust you because they know it's gonna be so [ __ ] epic that you don't wanna be get burned with this. It's not like an iPhone video gonna leak, you know, it's gonna be like a full thing that's out. And I never had a problem with this. I have a question for people who are new to filming. We're past our time now. Okay. For people like couples, for example, who are new to filming their sexual encounters with each other, how do you, like, is the big camera the play? And then all of a sudden, it's okay? Or it's like, how do you initiate that? Like, hey, babe, are you gonna be comfortable with us filming this?
Oh, no, it's not really asking anymore. It's just, I look at him, or he's looking at me, and he's like, I have to film this. I'm like, get the [ __ ] camera. It's so [ __ ] good. And honestly, the cameras enhance everything because it's not even like we're putting on a show. It's that it's just happening and we just have to capture it. You have to capture it.
You guys do it like real porn where at the end? No, he's always coming. He comes in the videos. Every single one. Yeah. On your pretty little red ginger face. My beautiful little face. My titties. And right inside my [ __ ]. Ladies and gentlemen, and gentlemen. Well, what an episode. What an episode. I love. Thank you so much. So much. I really [ __ ] did great content for me. I really, really like this one. Yeah. Yeah. That was great. And I don't just say that. Alfie, great to meet you. Thanks for coming. I'm so glad you came on because, you know, I didn't know. You're awesome. Thank you so much. I want to be friends with Alfie. Please. And I want to see your, your perfect little vagina. Thank you. Oh, dude, like seriously. Are you sure this isn't you? Yeah. Okay. Okay.
Where can everyone find you on your socials? Um, and you're porn, where can they watch your people?
Okay, so my Instagram is fitness_nala. You can find me on Twitch at Fitness Nala, where I game and cosplay. And then my OnlyFans is Nala Fitness. And what's your Twitter? My Twitter's fitnessnala. Pretty easy.
I am Office Cinematic, Office Cemetery 2.0, obviously America 3.0, The Papa Crew, Kingpins Alley on OnlyFans. You find me at Office Cinematic. And if you want to see more hot studs, you find me on Kingpins. Some more Instagram handles than Kirill. [ __ ] it. Love you guys so much. This is Dark. Ryan. Pillow Talk. See you next Tuesday. You [ __ ] you.