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You can think and talk. And when I eat a big bowl of ate lasagna, I'm not talking to nobody about nothing. No, if you talk to me, I don't know what I'm saying. I'm just going, "What? What are you talking about?"
Rain shuts down, and I start to go like, like those types of verbs. The guy starts to like push out there, and then I'll start ripping crazy farts. Like, I farted laps. Pristina made this pasta dish, and last night I farted so crazy, she goes, "Do you even respect me anymore?" Like, I was like, "Yeah, but I mean, this is what's going on. This happens. This is marriage."
Understand farts yet? Yeah. Well, like my oldest will be like, "You're a fart." And he's four, and he loves him. He talks about him. And he even has that thing that like, like the almost implied shame, like, "Did you just fart?" It's like, "No, I didn't fart, you [ __ ]." Like he knows that. Like, you know what I mean? Like you don't want to be right the farter.
Yeah, but and then my my young is what, 20 months. You fart, he's like, he's just like nods and smiles. He thinks it's great. He thinks it's great. Farts are always gonna be funny with some kids. Yeah, just one of those things. To little boys, man, they just, they love it. Yeah. Yeah. You got little savages.
I did it. My oldest is like, he called me a little [ __ ] the other day. Whoa. And threw a little in there. He goes, "You little [ __ ]." And I was like, "Hey, what over what?" It was like, "Hey, no, you can't have that right now." He was like, "Oh, [ __ ]." I go, "What was that?" He goes, "You little [ __ ]. No." I go, "You don't do that. You don't do that. Daddy, you do that for a living."
Yeah, exactly. Then he goes, "Well, you're a jerk." I know. You don't call me that either. Were you getting this? Yeah. Call me a [ __ ] [ __ ]. What are you gonna let him watch you on stunned on television? I've, you know, I've tried to do it for a moment to see like what his interest it'll be like, "Hey, check this. Who's this?" And it'll be like me. And I'll show it to him. And he's like, "Yeah, anyway." And he just immediately, he's like, "Put the [ __ ] Paw Patrol back on." Yeah. I know. They don't care. It's you. You're right here right in front of me. When I give a [ __ ].