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So, if you've been living under a rock, you probably haven't heard that Sydney Sweeney was in an American Eagle commercial.
Jeans are passed down from parents to offspring, often determining traits like hair color, personality, and even eye color. My jeans are blue.
Sydney Sweeney has great jeans. Get it? Jeans. Jeans. Because she's attractive, and she is. I can see why men like her. She has a really cute face and a nice body. But personally, my favorite thing about Sydney Sweeney is that she's a Nazi. Did they mean to include a bunch of Nazi dog whistles in this? How the did she agree to this actual Nazi ad? The only way Sydney Sweeney would be okay with doing an ad like this is if she was a Nazi.
This is Nazi [ __ ]. Stop the ad. That is being racist. Some of you guys might be too young to remember, but back in the day when an ugly girl was jealous of a pretty girl, she would simply call her a [ __ ]. But that's a good thing now, so we have to call her racist.
I am going to be completely honest. I have no idea what movies Sydney Sweeney is in. All I know she is a very popular celebrity and I always see discourse on Twitter about her being mid. What is wrong with you people who is not mid nowadays? I saw Anne Hathaway get called mid the other day. Anne Hathaway. If these women are mid, I'm like a subzero. I'm like a negative two. I am like a horseshoe crab on the bottom of the ocean. Horseshoe crabs are pretty based though. 445 million years, no evolution. That's me. Millions of years on YouTube, no evolution.
Sydney Sweeney has like a fun, bubbly personality. She seems like she enjoys being feminine and it seems like she doesn't hate men, which is a big plus. She really plays into the like I'm a hot blonde bombshell. I have big thing which are we back to liking titties as a society? Didn't Kim Kardashian deflate her ass recently? That's how I knew the ass fad was over. The fall of Kim Kardashian's ass and the rise of Sydney Sweeney. Besides ass No. No. I don't objectify women. I respect women. Okay. The only thing that matters to me is a woman's mind and thighs. What is like the male body equivalent to this debate? abs or arms. Personally, I love a good forearm. I love a good nice thick manly wrist. And you know what looks great on a wrist? A watch.
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My jeans are brown. Sounds like I [ __ ] my pants.
The woke outrage over Sydney Sweeny's ad has gone from well bad to worse. Some people have taken issue with the phrase great jeans being used over images of a blonde blue-eyed woman. If Sydney Sweeney is a registered Republican, I think her ad is fantastic. Okay, thank you very much everybody.
Tik Tok and Twitter absolutely blew up with thousands and thousands of people calling this ad fascist propaganda. Yes, they literally took the jeans and jeans pun to be some kind of Nazi dog whistle because Sydney Sweeney is an attractive blondhaired blue-eyed woman, which apparently has been an extinct species for so long in advertisement that when people saw this, they got scared and thought they saw the ghost of Hitler. Is Sydney Sweeney a Nazi? No. But do these people kind of have a point about this ad? Also, no. They are unwell. But let's hear them out. Let's watch some of these Tik Toks. Let's listen to them. Listen to their points. We're not going to be mean. We're not going to own the libs, okay? We are going to hear them out.
You guys are complaining about that Sydney Sweeney Jeans ad. So, I went and saw it. That's Nazi propaganda. Holy 2014 Tumblr. What the? Out here looking like she walked straight out of a stone toss comic looking like you're going on the thumbnail of this video. Listen, if your bangs in the middle of your forehead, you don't have to tell me your political opinions. I know them. I can tell. Okay. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry, I got it out of my system. Let's continue.
I will be the friend that's too woke because those Sydney Sweeney American Eagle ads are weird. Like fascist weird, like Nazi propaganda weird.
So, this commercial was apparently a reference to an old Brook Shields commercial from the8s. The secret of life lies hidden in a genetic code. Genes are fundamental in determining the characteristic of an individual and passing on these characteristics to succeeding generations. This may result in the origin of an entirely new species, which brings us to Calvin's and the survival of the fittest. Calvin Klein jeans. Oh my god, she turns into a swatika. She was like 14 in that ad, by the way. Really creepy. So at least Sydney Sweeney is of legal age. 14 is actually pretty old for Brook Shields if you uh know her history and her lore. If anything, that is the mosted up thing about this Sydney Sweeney ad, referencing an old ad of a child star who was abused by Hollywood. But yeah, it was a call back to an old commercial. And Sydney Sweeney is the current day hot celebrity, so they chose to do it with her. They unfortunately failed to consider the fact that in current year, white people are not allowed to say that they have good jeans because that is Nazi propaganda. A blondhaired, blueeyed, white woman is talking about her good jeans. Like, that is Nazi propaganda. You don't get to drop lines about inherited traits, blue eyes, and great jeans while zooming in on somebody that could have walked straight off of a Nazi propaganda poster. A white blonde, blue-eyed Hitler's wet dream talking about how much she loves her genetics. It's not just giving eugenics. It's giving male fantasy. I like how eugenics and being attractive to men are like equally terrible things to these people. Sydney Swedish jeans ad is giving ethnic stake propaganda. It is giving dystopian. It is giving 1940s Germany. Why do they all speak the same? Why do they all do the same? They all say the same. It's giving it's giving Put a blondhaired, blue-eyed, fair-skinned woman in an ad and say she has good jeans. I don't know if I can say this, but it's literally giving Nazi propaganda. It's giving also the flesh colored microphone. Why? It's giving dick. Okay. It's giving It's giving [ __ ].
I can't believe I actually have to explain this, but there is a reason that they picked a girl named Sydney Sweeney for this ad. And it's not just her blonde hair and her blue eyes. Sydney Sweeney is laying with her German Shepherd dog in this shoot. Her name is Sydney Sweeney, so her initials are SS. They intentionally included her German Shepherd dog in the photo shoot. Oh my god. Take your meds. Meds. Meds. Meds. Her name is Sydney Sweeney. Her initials are SS like the Nazis. The dog is a German Shepherd. German. Like the Nazis. Are they putting crack in birth control nowadays? What is going on? She is a hot woman. She is a hot woman because of the way she looks. She looks the way she looks because of genetics. She has great jeans. That is how a normal person sees it. She's blonde and has blue eyes and her initials are SS and she has a German Shepherd is how a schizophrenic politically brained person sees it.
Hi, thanks for calling American. This is Chess. How can I help today? Hi, I am a marketing student and was wondering if I could speak to someone who could maybe give me some insight as to what estimated return on investment there has to be to be willing to use white supremacy and eugenics as your marketing campaign. On a marketing campaign. Harassing some poor worker doesn't even [ __ ] speak English has all to do with the commercial. These people are sick. Yes, I recently saw American Eagle's eugenics um marketing campaign where they used that white blonde girl and talked about how good her jeans were in a time where racism is rampant in the US. I see. Um, thank you for taking time to share your feedback. Why are you bothering this random ass Filipino woman with your Westwing ass TED talk? Nobody gives a. Okay, so there's no way to as a student I can't learn about when eugenics makes sense in marketing. No one on the marketing team can talk to me about that. I miss like 50 years ago when these people would just be serial killers instead of doing whatever the this is. She's even got other celebrities seething.
Jeans are passed down from parents to offspring. Often determining traits like hair color, personality, and even eye color. My jeans are blue. Haha. She did a dumb redneck voice. Get it? Cuz all white people are dumb inbredad hicks. Good one, DOA. Hey, by the way, why are you pandering to the same exact people who got your ass canceled for wearing a Sam Hyde shirt once? They all think you're racist, too, girl. But nice try. Hope they see this. Docat is making fun of Sydney Sweeny's ad only because she realized after all those years of her kissing up to white supremacists, they're never going to accept her because she's a half black woman. Wearing the Sam Hyde shirt, you dating all these white supremacists. So make fun of the ad all you want, but we'll never forget you rolling around in those chat rooms showing white supremacists your feet so they can make fun of your black ass. Oh, they did see it and they still hate you.
Weird adverts aside about how the best jeans are characterized in a conventionally attractive white blonde blue-eyed woman. It's not true. I mean, look at me. Within 5 years or as soon as she shows any sign of aging, that's it. Moment she becomes visibly over 25. Enjoy the ride now, babe, before you get too old and ugly and hit the wall. But wokely, this is just something I've noticed in the decade of criticizing feminism on the internet. Male feminists are the most misogynistic, sexist freaks ever when they finally have an acceptable approved target to go after. God forbid you are a woman with the incorrect opinion because hell hath no fury. like a male feminist replying to you. A strawberry blonde blue-eyed woman marketing having great jeans. This is just a wholeing eugenics campaign and I for one would like to throw myself off a balcony. Do it. Do a backflip. Live stream it. Also, these people just straight up don't know what the eugenics movement is. Talking about genetics is not eugenics. Sydney Sumi did not say she had the best jeans or superior jeans or that other people had bad inferior jeans. Someone even made like a fake ad like Beyonce has better jeans and it's like why'd you pick the picture where she has like a blonde wig on. This campaign is poking at women's greatest and most tender insecurity under the patriarchy which is desiraability in the beauty standard. It affects not only non-white women, even though this is clearly white supremacist Aryan race propaganda, but it also adversely affects the majority of white women who do not naturally have blonde hair and blue eyes. Because yes, even the women who can achieve this look have to do it through artificial means in one way or another. The vast majority of white women are not naturally blonde. And of course, lots of white women are also insecure about having brown eyes. So that's a whole generation of young white women who are being further propagandized to purchase blonde hair dye. and contacts for the rest of all time. Okay, what are attractive women just not allowed to model anymore because like god forbid it makes some other women insecure? And as someone with brown eyes, I've never once felt insecure about having brown eyes. Like yeah, I'm not going to get into hyperoria, but uh I've seen myself photoshopped with blue eyes. Horrifying. So, we've gone from Nazi propaganda to genocide to racism to now poor little girls are going to feel insecure because they don't have blue eyes like Sydney Sweeney. Another thing about the Sydney Sweeney beauty standard that is very important to note is that big boobs are a hallmark of what conservative men are attracted to. At the end of the early 2000s and through the 2010s, we were becoming a more progressive society and so we also naturally progressed to be more assentric society. In the 2000s, we were becoming more progressive. So he started objectifying women's butts. What? The communist utopia will be assentric apparently. I didn't know the assert thing was political. How does she know conservatives are all boob men? Conservatives in the audience. Are you a boobs or butt guy? What political affiliation are the feet men? Libertarians. Listen, they can try to disguise it with their little intersectionality buzzwords all they want, but at the end of the day, women just want a socially acceptable reason to hate other women. That's it. Good chains pass on to offspring. That American Eagle ad with Sydney Sweeney is literally overt eugenics. I know you don't want to hear this, but if you want to talk about how that ad is promoting eugenics, which it absolutely is, we also have to talk about how choosing not to wear masks when you can during an ongoing pandemic because you're okay with a certain subset of people, primarily disabled people of color, dying for your own comfort is also eugenics. One second. 2025. We are talking about wearing masks for CO in 2025. I like how she's woke scolding the other woke scolds for not woke scolding about her particular pet issue. CO broke the brains of so many of these people. man. It's because it's when the world was just a giant safe HR long house where it was socially acceptable for them to be moral busy bodies and never leave their home. It was like the closest to their libshit utopia that we have ever gotten and they miss it.
I remember growing up in a predominantly white community, wishing myself out of this body, out of this culture, take my name if it meant that I could wake up blondhaired and blueeyed, never having to explain who I am or worry about being accepted. That is why this American Eagle ad with Sydney Sweeney is especially off-putting. Listen, I'm sorry that happened to you, but we live in a predominantly white country. If you go to another country, there will be a different beauty standard. If you go to the country of your ancestors, there will be a different beauty standard and maybe it will look more like you. But again, she didn't say her jeans were better or the best. And it's not like all the hot popular celebrities look like Sydney Sweeney. Look at Anna de Armas. Look at Zindaya. They don't look anything like Sydney Sweeney. and they are known as very beautiful around Hollywood. This is why corporations in the media think in order to pander to the female gaze, everything has to be like average and frumpy and ugly cuz women can't stoping projecting their insecurities. Not every character in a movie or a video game has to look like you. Not everyone in an ad has to look like you. Hell, the only time I see people who look like me is when I turn on the liveaction Grinch movie. You notice men never say this, by the way. They usually go like, "Wow, that man is strong. I don't look like that. I'm gonna go to the gym. And women are like, "Wow, that woman is thin. I don't look like that. I'm gonna go complain."
What makes Sydney Sweeny's jeans better? Like, why did you get that joke? All woke people are saying is that it's just a little bit weird to directly reference European jeans as better. Again, she never said that her jeans were better. You are making up. Now, when you think of the all American girl, like the standard of like American beauty, you probably think blonde hair, blue eyes, white girl, right? You're not supposed to think that way. You're not supposed to think that way, guys. That's double plus ungood. That's that's that's like that's ingrained in you because of negative things that have been pushed on you by society. When you think about the all-American woman, you should be thinking about an obese transgender disabled woman or something. What would be an acceptable vision of the American woman for this person? It's insane she's saying that we think Sydney Sweeney is hot because of negative things that have been pushed on us by society. No, we have eyes. And just because she is attractive does not mean you are also not attractive. Look at your full lips. That is a standard of beauty I'll never live up to. But that's okay because I have other things that are beautiful and unique about me just like you have other things that are beautiful and unique about you. Regardless if Sydney Sweeney is held up as the American beauty standard. These are lessons your mother should have taught you, not a YouTuber.
Sydney Sweeny's ad shows a cultural shift towards whiteness. Advertisements are always mirrors of society and sometimes what they reflect is ugly and startling. Boo. A white woman. Oh, the [ __ ] author is white. I hate these people, man. Shut up. Shut up. It's one thing when it's like a non-white person talking about how white people suck, it's like, okay, you're just racist. But when it's a white person talking about white people suck, you need to be ground up into a pulp and fed to livestock. You would honestly be more useful that way. Ants are always mirrors of society. And sometimes what they reflect is ugly and startling. Popular American culture is indisputably becoming more puritanical and more conservative. Puritanical. The focus of the ad was her tit and ass. This is not at all a conservative puritanical ad. Have you seen what the puritanical right thinks of Sydney Sweetie? They think she's a Okay, they they think she's a
The backlash has been swift and fierce, and some of it, at least, if you ask me, is fair. The internet has been quick to condemn the advertisement as non-inclusive at best. Non-inclusive? Why the does everything have to be inclusive? It's a commercial with one [ __ ] person in it. Sweeney excludes a source of vintage sexiness that caters to the male gaze. She embodies the near mythological girl nextdoor beautiful but lowmaintenance sexy femininity that dominated the media in the 1990s and early 2000s. Oh wow, that sounds great. You're telling me that's fascism? Uh, waiter, more fascism, please. What the It's just so funny like the left is currently losing their mind about how like they need to get young men to vote for Democrats again and here they are like blondes with bigies are fascism. Listen, the alt-right pipeline does not start with the American Eagle ad. It starts with you. What are you doing? This is not at all a conservative far-right ad. It's just a normal ad that would have ran like 15 years ago. But I guess that's what being far right is nowadays, being normal from 15 years ago. I love this random part of the article, though. Young women are being radicalized through so-called clean skin care and healthy eating. So, fascism is hot people eating healthy and having clean skin. Gerbles himself could not make better propaganda. Literally as I am editing this video, the New York Time comes out with this opinion piece. Why the right is obsessed with thinness. I would really, really appreciate if people stopped equating health and beauty to fascism. Because if health and beauty are fascism, what is unhealthiness and ugliness?
Unfortunately, a big part of socially progressive ideology is dismantling hierarchies and norms and challenging what society sees as conventional, traditional, and beautiful. A really good example of this was those statues that were put up like all over different cities of like a frumpy woman in leggings. And the artist says like the purpose of these was to like challenge conventional beauty standards. And it's like imagine looking like one of these women and then hearing like, "Oh yeah, this was put up to challenge beauty." Like what do you mean by that? Remember the whole body positivity movement like 10 years ago? Remember like all the fat influencers? Remember when every single ad was like this ad, for example? Calvin Klein's latest underwear campaign is breaking big boundaries. Big boundaries. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you mean by that? While fashion is starting to seriously consider creating more inclusive environment for consumers, there is still a huge mountain to climb before it is truly considered diverse. Huge mountain. Now, that's just mean. And that's why Calvin Klein, probably the most famous name associated with underwear, just launched a groundbreaking campaign. Groundbreaking. Oh, come on now. The campaign is all about feeling free to express yourself, being uninhibited, and being provocative by challenging the norms we see on a regular basis. See, challenging norms. It's all about challenging norms. This reminds me of that protein world controversy from 2015. Old heads will remember. I wrote an article about it for the Libertarian Republic. Wow, that was a long time ago. But anyway, a billboard with this ad for a protein powder supplement was put up and people lost theiring minds. They vandalized it. They threatened to get a bunch of the employees fired. They threatened to go where the company was located with hammers. All because they committed the great crime of body shaming by daring to have a thin attractive woman on their ad. This ad made other companies come out with their own like little virtue signaling things like passive aggressive like everybody is ready. like every fashion magazine, every beauty magazine was pumping this out at the time. Just fat, fat, fat, fat. The rise of like Tess Holiday and the hashtag FY your beauty standards. Oh my god, you could not escape this. Also, suspiciously, body positivity only seemed to mean obese women. But yes, everywhere you looked it was like fat, fat, fat, and everyone was like, "Yes, queen." Well, now we live in ompic world and the fat acceptance movement seems to have died. like many of the fat influencers, unfortunately. And these same types of people are like crashing out about the Sydney Sweeney ad because they really do feel like all the work they have done to like socially engineer people's behavior and preferences has been just like destroyed overnight. Who would win? Decades of propaganda, one big booby girl. I wrote in the old article, I can't say I'm too surprised at the backlash towards this model's body. We are living in a world where instead of striving to better ourselves and live a healthy lifestyle, praising obesity and unattractiveness is becoming the norm. Well, she went ahead from 10 years ago, you will be happy to hear that it seems like it's no longer the norm because apparently not just American Eagle, but like Dunkin' Donuts and Arby's are using hot people in their ads again. Is the culture truly healing or are we about to go into a deep financial recession? Questions we should be asking.
Angry Reddit freaks also doxed Sydney, looking through her voting records and found out she is a registered Republican. One of the most common things I saw about this were how like all the women getting mad about Sydney Sweeney were ugly. And I don't think that's true. There were some like pretty people in there. But I got on to this topic that I see all the time and that is why are liberal women so ugly? Leftists are ugly. Conservatives are hot. Which is not true by the way. I was at January 6. Okay. But for the most part, stereotypes exist for a reason, right? Conservatives are well conservative with the way that they present themselves. They tend to follow norms and beauty standards. Which is why, for example, the media called Hassan a quote progressive in a MAGA body. And how so many women on dating apps nowadays are looking for a man who votes Democrat but looks like a Republican. Everyone is aware of the stereotypes. And with leftists, you know, the stereotype like the overweight, blue hair, nose ring. They're not all ugly, of course, but many purposely make themselves look ugly because being ugly is saying you to the man. Marcel Duchamp's art piece, Fountain, which was literally just a urinal, was a you to art institutions and classical ideas of beauty. Those [ __ ] ugly concrete block brutalist buildings are another example. Brutalism emerged after World War II as a post-war modernist style in part created as a you to the classical architecture celebrated by drum roll the Nazis. Now think of those concrete buildings and the urinal and apply it to broader society. Basically the blue hair and nose ring is a you to well Sydney Sweeney. Hitler existed so now everything has to be fat and ugly. Sorry. I don't know why so many on the left want to give the concept of beauty and health to the right, but it is not a winning strategy.
Listen, I just want everyone's basic needs met. All right? I don't want people going in debt if they get into a car accident or be homeless or get sent to foreign wars. I didn't sign up for this stupid. It is funny though how like every time Sydney Sweeney is on camera, there's like a right-wing article like woke is dead. Wokeness is no match for Sydney Sweeny's undeniable beauty. Are Sydney Sweeny's breasts double D harboring herself the death of woke? Was that girl right about conservatives being boob guys? She might have been right after all. Honestly, this doesn't really make sense because like the left are the ones trying to normalize and like only fans culture and stuff like that. If anything, there is too much boobs everywhere. We need to calm down a bit. But when it comes to Sydney's like classical bombshell beauty, like I kind of get where they're coming from. Sydney Sweeney is a hot white woman who does not mind catering to the male gays after we had a decade of hearing about how the male gaze is bad and toxic. A decade of hearing about how white people are bad and toxic. A decade of ugly, angry, fat androgyny seeping its way into everything and anything. When people say Sydney Sweeney is anti-woke, I don't even think they mean politically. I think they just mean like Sydney Sweeney is like looking into a time portal back to 1992. a time when porn addiction wasn't such a big issue. Every woman didn't show her hole online for $5. Hookup apps didn't exist. It's like a bunch of millennials and Zoomers are longing for a time they never experienced. But yes, this is a cultural shift, but not necessarily a conservative one. Just a return to like normaly, a return to normal Americana consumerism. In 2065, conservatives are going to be like posting people twerking like return. These same Tik Tok freaks who are attacking Sydney Sweeney have been sounding the alarm about this cultural shift for some time now. And we see a bunch of celebrities embracing like looking normal and healthy again. Like Demi Lovado is a perfect example of this. She was an obese short hair walking stereotype crying about a frozen yogurt place daring to sell sugarfree frozen yogurt. I walked in was so triggered that I left without Fro yo. to now being skinny and healthy and married and even making a Tik Tok, dancing happily in that same frozen yogurt place. That's part of the reason these people are freaking out and saying like fascist aesthetics because they know the chokeold they have had on culture is losing its grip. Inchala. Once Sam Smith goes back to being normal, that's when I know the culture is healing.
Thankfully, American Eagle did not bend the knee and did not apologize to the horde. In fact, they doubled down. Sydney Sweeney has great jeans is and always was about the jeans. Her jeans. Her story. Wait a minute. Her jeans. Her story. HH. Uh-oh. Now, I can sit here and say the obvious, like these corporations just want to pander to you. They just want to sell you. Like, yeah, obviously. But have you considered it's good when corporation pander to me personally? I just realized so much of American political discourse is like arounding corporations and ads. The Gillette commercial, Bud Light, protein world. There are so many examples. Like it's just crazy how so much of our politics revolves around consuming things. I will buy blue team product. I will buy red team product. Bleak. In conclusion, we are tired of ugly. There's hot people in ads again. The white woman is back, baby. Let's go. 500 trillion more to Israel. Nobody can afford a [ __ ] house. World is run by pedophiles, but woke is dead, baby. That's what I'm talking about. Hell yeah.
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Sydney Sweeney, a registered Republican, has the hottest ad out there. I cannot do a Trump impression to save my life.