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Donald Trump is panicking as California Governor Gavin Newsome is leading the way, mocking, bullying, trolling, and just showing the utter buffoonery that is Donald Trump. You have California Governor Nuomo just smoking out the behavior of Trump, punching Donald Trump back in his face, metaphorically, of course, his orange face, and slamming him and humiliating him in public. And now all of Donald Trump's sick offense and state regime media known as Fox, they're losing their mind.
This isn't funny. How could Gavin Newsome be posting these things? This is rude. This is immature. This is just so silly. This is beneath the office of the governor of California, the biggest state, who behaves in such an immature way.
To which California Governor Nuome then mocks them and says, "You're almost there. You're almost getting it." And then he punches back at the Trump influencers and Fox state regime media. It's really a sight to behold. I'll give you an example. So Donald Trump posted earlier Bella Ba to which Governor Nuome boom responds right away. Donald Tiny Hands has written his autobiography this morning. Unfortunately, low IQ. He spelled it wrong. Beta. Soon you will be a fired beta because of my perfect beautiful maps. Thank you for your attention to this matter. GCN.
To which magicant Michael knows go he goes it just doesn't hit reminds me of Rubio '16 trying the hands size bit it reads as in inauthentic and purely reactive you don't become the mania act by reducing yourself to a heckler. To which Governor Nuome responds, "Okay bud, okay then."
Governor Nuomo re uh posts the following photo of Pete Hegsith riding a little scooter in the airport um or in the mall and then Governor Newsome in this photo of Hgsith riding a scooter in the mall goes up next under Pete's genius military strategy troops leading patrol at the food court and it's in response to the Department of Defense account saying this will defend and it's just a bunch of military vehicles riding around tourist areas in Washington DC which is not even where the crime is committed and also we've reported on it before but just I'll fact check Trump and all these idiots uh crime in Washington DC is down 30% kind of at record lows and lower than mostly all of these red states and red cities.
Then Governor Nuomo posts the following. This is the type of image that Donald Trump would post, but Governor Nuomo posts himself and hands are on his shoulders and his back by uh Hulk Hogan who's dead and Hulk Hogan is like an angel in this um Kid Rock and um Tucker Carlson. And then Governor Nuome goes, "So nice. So nice."
And then Governor Nuome responding to Donald Trump posting Bella goes, "We broke Donald Trump." And then Governor Nuome uh posts this photo of MAGA syphant Kid Rock. Kid Rock wants you to support Gavin Newsome. And then Governor Nuome responds, "I accept GCN."
Remember all of those weird photos that Donald Trump AI photos that Trump would post of Taylor Swift saying, "I support Donald Trump." And it was always like really creepy cuz then Trump would post, "I hate Taylor Swift." after posting AI images of her saying, "I support Donald Trump. Governor Newsome's getting in the game and punching back."
Uh, Politico wrote an article. White House officials turn up the heat on Indiana redistricting. The article is about how JD Vance is going into Indiana to try to uh gerrymander Indiana in order to rig the midterms. So, Governor Nuomo responds, "Not even JD, Just Dance Vance, can save Trump from the disastrous maps war he has started." I love the new nickname for JD Vance is just Dance Vance. Not even his eyeliner lines look as pretty as California map lines. He will fail as he always does. Sad. And I, the peacetime governor, our nation's favorite, will save America once again. Many are now calling me Gavin Christopher Columbus Newsome because of the maps. Thank you for your attention to this matter. GCN.
Then Governor Nuomo posts this AI image of himself with muscles bulging that somebody else posted. He reposts it and goes, "In honor. Thank you." Donald Trump tried to post this image of himself like pointing at Putin as though we all didn't see Donald Trump forcing our American soldiers to get down on their knees and literally roll out a red carpet for Vladimir Putin as Donald Trump like a little school boy watching his favorite athlete started clapping. JD Vance, JD dance, you know what I mean, started that's how JD dance claps. um and Governor Nuomo then responds to to Donald Trump. It's a photo of Newsome with his finger pointed at Trump. "Tiny hands is out here copying me, but without the stamina. Sad. And certainly without the looks. Total beta. GCN."
And Newsome's continued to call Donald Trump a beta cuck. And I love that he's doing it because Donald Trump is Donald Trump is a weak man's view of what a strong man is. Trump is a weak, pathetic loser in every aspect of his life. I mean, this guy's a sexual abuser. This guy's a felon. He bankrupts everything, almost everything he touches, or at least multiple things. Bankrupt, bankrupt, bankrupt. A freaking loser. A whiny loser.
Oh, and then one of these MAGA influencers named Conservative Mike uh responds to the Newsome posts of dead Hulk Hogan as an angel, Kid Rock, and Tucker Carlson, and goes, "Very disrespectful and blasphemy." To which Governor Nuome's office responds, "Oops, our bad. Sorry. Meant to post this." And it's the official White House account posting Donald Trump pretending to be the Pope in AI form.
um somebody posted a photo of Gavin Newsome in high school, who won most stylish, and then posted this photo of what Don Jr. looked like in high school and says, "Gavin Newsome versus Don Jr. in high school. Pick your fighter." To which Governor Nuomo responds, "Tough choice. One now leads the world's fourth largest economy. The other sells cell phones. Perfect. Perfect touch right there."
Governor Nuomo then announces that he's filing a FOYA, Freedom of Information Act lawsuit against the Trump regime. "We're filing a FOYA lawsuit to expose Trump's deployment of federal agents at our legislative announcement last week regarding redistricting. Did Trump or the cosplay commander Christine Gnome send the masked agents to intimidate us? We'll find out."
I love this too. Governor Nuomo posts this video by our very own as here at the Midas Touch Network where Trey Gallagher, a Fox host, says, "I don't know what Newsome is trying to do here, but it just comes across as childish. You're the governor of the biggest state in the union. What are you doing here?" Governor Nuome responds, "Bird brain Trey Gallagher, a so-called Fox News host," and he puts news in quotes that nobody has ever heard of, says, "My posts are childish and unbecoming of a leader." Can you believe it? Many are saying Fox edit the tapes news should cancel his pathetic little bedtime show immediately. They are calling it the most boring program in Kraton cable history. A total snoozefest. Sad. GCN."
And then Izzy Garden, who is uh the communications director, one of the people behind uh the main person behind Newsome social media account, goes, "Hook, line, and sinker. And just so you can see what this Trey Gallagher said, it's so embarrassing. Play this clip."
Gavin Newsome, meantime, posting this on X, Liz, using all capitals, of course, trying to mock Trump, use Trump style. He's been doing this for a while now. He says, quoting, "Chump Trump just fled the podium with Putin. No questions, nothing. Total low energy. The man looked like he'd just eaten three buckets of KFC with Vlad. Admit it, Donnie Jay, you're terrified because this was the worst week of your life because of me, Gavin C. Newsome." I think he's trying to be funny. I think I mean, I don't know what he's trying to do, but but it comes across as childish. And what are you're the governor of the biggest state in the union? What are you doing? Honestly, I feel like he's trying so hard to be Trump, but he's coming off like Kanye West. He seems absolutely insane.
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Then Izzy Garden, uh, Newsome's communications director. Rapid fire posts of Newsome memes that are spreading online right now, like Newsome with his shirt off riding a shark with a gun. "Here's the one everyone's been waiting for. You're welcome, MAGA." Or Newsome with an eight pack riding a bear holding the flag of California. "Hey, MAGA, am I doing this right? #Gavin Newsome." Izzy Garden goes, "His muscles should be bigger." Or Newsome riding a lion right outside uh the capital. um so this is what we're doing now. Close but not quite accurate. In real life, Gavin's lion is bigger and named Meatball Ron. In other words, Gavin Newsome is riding Meatball Ron. um here he is on a Tyrannosaurus Rex with uh with two guns. um and then Izzy Garden goes, "Clearly a fake photo. Gavin Newsome has much better hair than this." Newsome releasing doves. um and then no nothing necessary. a photo of Newsome holding cards and says, "Gavin holds all the cards. Am I doing this right?" Izzy says, "Yes." um "All I do is win. The entire world has nominated Gavin Newsome for a Nobel Peace Prize. Men had tears in their eyes and it's Gavin Newsome holding a Nobel Peace Prize." Izzy writes, "So deserved, sir. Congratulations."
um also this MAGA Republican Congress member from California is like a real loser who nobody's really heard of before. uh Congress member Kevin Kylie who's out there whining. This guy like brought a podium into um his office with like nobody there and he held like a weird fake press conference. Governor Newsome then responds by posting an image of Michael Scott from the office. "Come here. Come here."
Some of these posts just crack me up. more posts from Governor Nuome here that I just absolutely love bragging about ratioing uh the Trump uh rapid response white house account. "New we totally humiliated the White House ratioing them three times yesterday. A great day for America. Thank you patriots." um this uh White House deputy communications guy Kalin Door goes, "We're the most transparent administration in history." Governor Nuomo responds, "Okay, so are you releasing the Epstein files? Are you releasing the Epstein list?"
Maria Baroma quotes McCarthy saying, "The 55th Speaker of the House, Kevin McCarthy, spoke about California Governor Gavin Newsome, focusing on congressional redistricting amid California's 11.8 billion deficit." To which Nuome responds, "Kevin still can't count votes or dollars. California's budget balance without a deficit since June."
um for the people who kept on attacking Newsome, who go, "You're just so cringe." And then Newsome does this meme of the person missing the joke. I love that. Matthew John goes, "Nuome is a scumbag who lies for a living. He lied his ass off on Shawn Ryan's podcast and uses sock puppet accounts to spread his bullshit." Newsome responds, "Wow, big if true."
Another right-wing influencer account posts uh Gavin Newsome getting a vaccine shot and then an this MAGA influencer goes, "This you, Governor Nome?" Responds, "Yes." Another right-wing influencers influencer says, "Breaking VP JD Vance will be in attendance at Trump's meeting with Zalinsky tomorrow. Are we about to see another Oval Office showdown?" To which Nuome posts this meme of the Australian breakdancer and says, "Yes, a highly anticipated showdown JD dance."
The libs of Tik Tok account goes after Newsome. Newsome responds, "Great job, Chia." Izzy Garden, the communications director, says, "Fox brought on a big influencer last night to attack Governor's press office social strategy. She has 242 followers." Haha. Izzy Gardens says that he will soon be calling Steven Miller a cuck again um soon.
And then the uh Newsome office is now referring to the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of Gavin Newsome. Finally, let me just play this clip right here of Governor Nuome saying that uh yeah, Donald Trump's a wartime president. It means he's declared war on the United States. Here, watch this.
It is about the United States of America. He doesn't believe in that. He believes in the red states. He's going after. He's a war. He's a wartime president. He's the head of a war party. War on women. War on voting rights. War on Hispanics. A war on this state. War on institutions. I want war on history. I mean, this is serious. This guy's trying to get a Nobel Peace Prize. That's what he's going to try to say tomorrow in in in Alaska that he's the big guy trying to find peace. Really? When he's bringing war to the American people. He put military in the streets, not a Baghdad. He didn't send the military in his first administration anywhere in the world. He sent the United States Marines into the United States of America in one of the blest cities in this country in Los Angeles, one of the great cities, American cities. That's what Donald Trump did. He is a wartime president.
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