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No J, the coolest podcast in the world. Carly Gray, Lena the Plug, and Robesman. The Mark, what's up? How dare you? Hey, we were just talking about the number system. Like, so you guys are fully into this whole thing of like, "Oh, she's a 10, she's a two," whatever. So let's talk about this. They were ranking each other. They were ranking each other, and you said that she's hotter. Carly's a 12 at least. Okay, but you can't do 12. That completely ruins the integrity of the whole system if we're going to use it. Yeah, exactly. You go 12, you ruin a 10. Then she's a 10 out. But see, that's the whole problem with it though, is like, okay, say you're a 10. Well, what about supermodels?
Supermodels? I'm not saying that I would prefer supermodels to you, but I think that like they clear. Who are we comparing it to? That's what I'm saying. Or like, like, or I'm not comfortable. Like if I [ __ ] some girl that I think is totally gross and she's a two in my mind, then like, what's an old lady? What's like a grandma two? I don't. The grandma's dramatically less attractive than this two that I'm talking about. You know, we're not talking about grandma. I mean, maybe we are. Sometimes I have friends that have [ __ ] like six-year-old nieces. So I'm just going to throw that out there and say, to each their own. Huh? You know, to each their own. No, that's what I'm saying. I just, I don't think it's a good system, that's all I'm saying. That's why I don't do it.
What would you rather use? I don't use any system. I just, I'll send screenshots to their Instagram and just, she's a bad or she's not. And that's it.
Put the mic in your face, please. Drag it closer to you. We're actually in the age, the wood. Drag the wood closer. We're in the age where the number system is almost irrelevant because everyone has an online profile with pictures. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. So whenever Adam's like, "Smack this chick," I'm like, "Instagram? What's her at? I will decide the number." Yeah. So instead of like back in the day, you don't have to say, "Oh, I met this chick at the bar." Well, what was she? What was she? Now you can be like, "He always wants the Instagram profile." And I never know it because I don't follow back. Oh, you're that cool. No. What, what Adam will send is like, "You want to see some live action shots? I have her nudes. I have like a selfie video of me uh banging some girl that's like really gross that I probably never show anybody because it's like, does not make me look good." Yeah, it definitely does not make her look good. Better than me.
So anyway, Carly Gray, where the [ __ ] are you from? Yeah. Um, I'm originally from Massachusetts, but I grew up in Florida. Where are we in Massachusetts? Yeah, Framingham. Where are you from? There too. Nashville, New Hampshire. Oh, some real hot Mass. T going. Yeah, you know, it's, it's, I'm from a, I'm from a wild place called The. Well, we're both from New England. That's interesting. That's awesome. So what was your upbringing like? Were you in like a Latino gang or anything? Um, you kind of look like you could be in a Latino gang. Do I really? Higher knowing that she's from Framingham. Yeah, she's got to be doing something [ __ ] up. Throw one gang sign if you want. I don't know. How old were you when you sold your first Norco? Guys, there's, I'm not that much of a badass, okay? But if you're from Framingham, you got to be into some [ __ ] up [ __ ]. Just Brazilian. And that's where the Brazilians come from. Yeah, I know that's [ __ ]. Okay, now you're, you're retracing my memory, right? So you were in a Brazilian gang? Gang? Yeah, you could say that. Really? Mhm. How old are you? 22. 22. Woah. You're still super young. So you're like fresh out of the [ __ ] cesspool that is New England? Huh? Yep. When, when did you leave? No, I grew up in Florida, so I wasn't really in New England for a while. Really? But I always went back. Really? Go back, get some drugs, driving back down to Florida. Did you ever go to Brazil? Brazil? Yeah, I actually went for the first time ever in October. Whereabouts? Uh, Rio. Was it scary? No. Was your life ever put in danger? I heard Brazilian people are pretty scary. I mean, I always put my life in danger. How? Well, you would just get drunk and just do stupid things. I always do crazy [ __ ]. But who'd you go there with? A friend. A friend? Male or female? A girl. Oooh, that sounds like a horrible idea. You need like a bodyguard if you're going to go there. Well, when you land there, now the cops are like, there's no cops, there's no hospitals. Go home, tourists. They don't care. Like, they don't care at all there. I was like, let's go outside and walk around at night and just get scared because like, she gets scared. I love getting scared. Love getting spooked. But she's acting like getting raped would not be that bad. Like it would just be like an occupational hazard of like walking around at night because that's what you're supposed to be scared of at night, right? Like that's why girls don't walk around at night. I do. I mean, I know. I don't know why. I don't know why other girls don't walk around. If you let fear dictate your life, something, something, something. That's a bottle of pee. It looks like pee, right? What's up with Lena drinking pee? What's that? Lena, what's the deal? I'm really into it. It's an Armenian. Really? Check it out. Yeah. You guys ever drink pee? Anybody here? Really? In what situation? Yeah, hold on. I don't know. In a movie or just it happened? It just happened and it was just, you just started peeing in your mouth and you're just like, "All right, yeah, sure." That's all I watch. Lena, drink this pee right here. Did you ask to be golden showered? No. I've never peed or pooped on anybody. I got to be honest. Pooped? Never had pee or poop on me. Never let a girl pee on me either. It's not hot. It's weird. It'd be cool if she was like, really dehydrated and was like, "Orange piss that like smelled really bad and it started like solidifying as soon as it hit my body." Out. It looked like that. No, that was your. Riley said that she was in the shower and was just like, "Pee on me." But in the shower being like, "Pee on me" is nothing. I didn't ask for it. It was just like, he was just like, "Oh, I want to piss in your mouth so bad." And I'm like, "Yeah, that's what you want to do so bad. So [ __ ] do it." Like, so if you, I'm a pleaser. So I'm like, if you want to do that so bad, I'm here and ready to please you. So are you the kind of girl that have a guy told you like anything like, "I want to do this," that you would probably be down? Yeah. Really? I'd be down. Like if, if this is what is going to give you satisfaction, because I'd hope that like one day if I came up with something weird, you would be down to satisfy me too. That's what I'm saying. It's, it's a, you know, you got to be down for whatever with your bae. Exactly. Example of weird stuff. Do we have to say bae? Bae is not cool. Are you racist? You were my bae in the car. I know, but wait. Example of weird stuff you like to do. Uh, I mean, and we'll tell you if we do it or not. Just comes up. Like I don't have anything in mind that's. Well, here's, here's my question. You're, I'm not that weird, but I'm just saying like, weird. Can you get close to the mic, please? Yeah, sorry. If something does come up, you know, I, I'd hope that favors. What if you're dating a Muslim guy and he tells you that he wants you to wear a veil for the rest of your life and that turns him on? Ooh, I take it back. That was a pretty good one, right? Don't. I mean, if I'm in love with him, I guess. But I think I'm a little more in love with myself to do that. So I was hoping you would say. Well, that's another interesting point. Is that would you convert religions for love? What religion are you currently? Nothing. Nothing. Yeah. What if you met like a, a really cool Catholic guy and he wanted you to like join the church? Uh, let's be honest, it would be a Jewish guy. It wouldn't be a Catholic guy. I mean, I could probably do it for a year or so, but I get bored really easily. If you're going to get married, you're like, "Oh, I'll do it for a year." Yeah, it's the wrong mentality. I'm not, I'm not ever planning on getting married. That's why I couldn't get married either, because I would be like, "I could do this for six months." Yeah. All right, I need to [ __ ] spice it up. I can't do that. The whole idea of like permanence in a relationship is so ridiculous, don't you think? Like commitment is just really weird. Oh, so you don't commit? Commitment at all? She doesn't even like, "Hey, what are you doing Thursday?" She's like, "Uh, I don't know yet. Ask me five minutes before Thursday approaches." She's down. She's like, "[ __ ] yeah, I'm coming with you. Nobody can tell me [ __ ] about what I'm doing on Thursday. What am I doing Thursday? What the [ __ ] I want to do." And it pisses me off that like I know what I'm doing tomorrow night. Like I have to go to this show. Really? I wish it was just open. I wish I could do whatever the [ __ ] I want. I have a responsibility. I hate responsibilities. Oh, there's a party on Saturday. You should come with. Wait, no. I could do that. Prob. What party? Cam. Cam girls? No. Cam. Yeah, I know what you meant. Only if it's cooler than the other option. Killer cam. No, that's the problem. Is that people are like, "Hey guys, I'm going to get some tickets to the Hollywood Forever Cemetery for Saturday." Like, get anxiety. Like when tickets are like, "Oh, do you want me to put you on the list?" Uh, you know, and if, if I put you on the list, you have to go. No, make it an option for me. If it's an option, then I'll most likely want to go. Well, that's the whole thing. Is that this guy, you're probably talking to, probably works at Foot Locker. And so he's going to spend a hundred bucks on these tickets. And you know, that's a big decision for him. I know it. Don't matter to you. But yeah, there's too many options in LA. It makes us all shitty people. It makes us all shitty. Whatever. We all make plans with like 10 people full in a night, don't we? Yep. And then just break them. Break all but one at the last minute. Exactly. Which plan is better? And then it's really awkward when they decide that they want to like actually enforce the hangout. I was like, I didn't, I didn't know that this was a real thing. You're talking hot girl talk. You're talking like popping guy talk. There are like the little people over here who are like, "Hey, let's meet for dinner at 9:00." And like, I set it up on Wednesday. And then let's, you know, on Friday, you. That's so you. Yeah, I got a date three weeks from now. I feel lucky that I've seen like four times in the last two weeks. Probably. Yeah. Well, plans and we went. I, I really like you. I like you too. How'd you guys start hanging out? Cute. I don't know. She remembers. I don't. I went to Vegas for a work trip and we were both at Diplo's set and I saw her at a party like a month later. Get in the mic. Don't talk on the side of it. Diplo's a close personal friend of the show. Personal friend of the show that we've never met. Remember, I met you at Diplo and Dylan's show. And she was like, "No." I was like, "Look, I have pictures on my phone." And I pull them out and she's like, "Oh, that is me." I was like, "Cool. Now we're friends." And then we became friends. Diplo, yes or no? Yeah, of course. Diplo, did or would? Did or would? Did or would? What did Diplo do what? I don't get it. See, I thought you understood the question. Diplo's cool. Yeah. Diplo, yes or no? No. No. I like him. But if I know what you're asking, and it's a no. Oh, [ __ ] yeah, you did. Oh, you see that face? No, no, no, no, no. Now I'm saying, now I get it. Right? Yeah. No and yes. Drink that pee. Drink your pee. [ __ ]. Um, wait, so you guys met because you had a threesome with Diplo? No. Um, there's this, there's something called AVN, you know. And, and I was there. And then like, just coincidentally. She says she doesn't do porn, but nobody really believes her. Wait a second. Have you guys had sex? Oh, thanks. Ding ding ding. Bam. Shout out to Robesman. Shout out to Rope Gang. What a great guy. For Rope Gang. Hey, really quick though, on the, on the AVNs, were you nominated? Did you win? Yeah, I was nominated for four things. I did not win. Um, but yeah. Are they crooked? Are they like, you able to buy your way into those awards? I don't know. What was the one you? I know, I really don't know. I've only been for two years. All the girls we talk to are out of the industry are like, "Yes, it's completely bought and sold." All the girls are still in the industry like, "No, it's fine." No, I mean, cool. If I won an award, but it's not going to like make or break me. I'm still like working all the time and consistent. So that, you know, I think it's just like a cool thing to be able to say, like, "I was a Starlet of the Year," or like, "Female Performance of the Year." Starlet of the Year. It's like, these all mean the same thing, right? Basically. Uh, what's the wildest category there? I don't know much about it. The wildest category? I don't know all the categories. Biggest dookie on a guy's chest of the year. Yeah, like if you show up there. Eight years. I don't think that's okay to like play on TV. You show up there for the very early ones, you know, there's like the best [ __ ] you know, grip technician or whatever. At like the granny's. It's like if you show up early enough, you could probably. The biggest real thing. Still no. No, we already talked. That went out with. Where, where the fluffers? Yeah, I think when I was 16, my ex-boyfriend gave me a pen. This is a number one fluffer. And I didn't know what it meant. And I wore it really proudly. Well, that's, that's really, that's really sweet of you. Were you giving out HJ's at the time? What the [ __ ] is that? An HJ job? You couldn't put that together? No. He even went like that. Sorry. No, she's like, "I've never done that in my life." Only mouth. Yeah. When did you guys first touch or see a dick? When was it like the first time you touched or saw a dick? Earliest memories with dicks. [ __ ]. How old was I? Um, whisper it to do like a phone sex operator voice. Why didn't you tell the story? I was eight and I saw my dad's dick. Really? Have to? No. Absolutely not. No. I don't even remember. I lost my virginity at 16, but I don't remember the first time. I think maybe I was like 14. I suck dick for the first time. Really? Yeah, that's dope. More 14 sucking [ __ ] in high school? Really? Yeah. So that was your rep? Yeah. How many dicks you think you sucked in high school? A lot. I won biggest flirt. Really? And you, you put that on Twitter and you were like, "Oh, like this is a joke. Like this is their way of calling me the [ __ ]." Yeah, I thought that was pretty funny. Yeah. Wait, hold on. How much head you get in high school? I got like one, zero, two, three mouth. Really? No head. Zero. I was a pimp. I was a pimp. Fifth through eighth grade, ninth through twelfth. The dry years. What happened? Don't know. I think I got into high school and I was short. And I was out of my El. I love the short boys. How are you short? You're tall now. I was 5'3" freshman year. And then what happened? I just had no confidence. I had no game. I just didn't talk to anybody. Just did my [ __ ]. I would have really liked you. She would have sucked your dick. You would have been the 83rd dick she sucked that year. There were girls that liked me, but I would [ __ ] it up or didn't know what to do. I wish that I knew in high school what I know now about like how to act towards women. It would. If you go back with your adult brain, you would get thrown in jail. That's why I still spend a lot of time hanging out at high schools. Yeah. The truth comes out. JK. Well, I mean, you guys are both super [ __ ] young too, right? She's 22. She's basically in high school as far as I'm concerned. Old might be in high school. She's 17. She just said she's 25, right? No, I think you missed her 17. [ __ ]. My bad. Sorry to the family. Please don't press charges. We're not very PG here. No, definitely not. Damn, that's so dope that you were just sucking mad dick in high school. That's like, that's what all the kids out here wish their lives were like. They wish that they could just. I didn't know it was wrong because like all the senior guys were like, "Let's do it." Yeah. That's little. This is a little horror. So what do you think that like your parents just like never taught you like not to suck 80 dicks or like what was it? I don't think I ever had the uh, the talk with my parents. What were your parents like? Were they really conservative? Um, my mom wasn't, but my dad was. Was, but uh, I would never really like fully get in trouble for [ __ ]. Right? He was like strict, but wouldn't be like, you know. Wow. You hear. She just tapped that table harder than anybody's ever tapped it before. Please stop. It's like a gong going off. I just realized you don't have headphones. She's the only one without headphones too. I don't want to hear my voice. No, that's fine. Wait. All right. When did you go pro at porno? Pro, like when did you start? Oh, um, I was 20. Two years ago. And so my question is, I always like to ask this, like ex-boyfriends, did any of them come out of the woodwork hard? Or any of them still like hitting up like, "Hey, like uh." Well, I had a like super recent ex-boyfriend when I started. We broke up like three months before. So you with him throughout the whole career up until recently? No, no, no. No, I mean, when I started, like when I did my first uh film, three months before that, we had just broken up. So you think that it helped drive you into the profession having a boyfriend or you like the breakup like, "Oh, I'm going to show you"? Oh, no. I would cheat on him and stuff all the time. So it was not ever really unexpected. I like that about you that you're like, "Oh, I don't think I could ever have a committed relationship." That's cool. No, I could. I could like, I want, I want like Diplo. When you started porn, did that guy send you a long ass text? He just sent me the link and was like, "This was really cool to watch." Like, being a wise ass, you know? I was just like, "Oh, I'm sorry." When you get the fake boobs too, that's when all the ex-boyfriends come out of the woodwork. I've never had exes become like a porn star. I'm always curious to see if that would ever happen. Like he was actually down to date me like a year later. Cuz you would still, we were like best friends. So, um, he figured out he was like, cuck, and that he likes watching other [ __ ] dudes bang his girl. Yeah. Then I was like, "Wait, now I totally think something different of you." If you're down to date me. And I was like, "Why?" You don't think you're datable? No, no, no. I just, just because of like how our relationship was before I did porn. So I'm like, "Wait, now you're down to date me?" Like, that's just like, this is not you. He's a cuck. He wants to watch. Didn't like you less or more? No, I liked him less. I'm like, "This is not you. Like it's weird. Like, respect yourself, man." Yeah, I mean, not saying like it would have been bad for him to date me, but just like, cuz I knew him before and it was like totally not like that. He would get mad at like if I talked to a guy, you know? So I'm like, "Wait, so now you're fully down to watch me like [ __ ] guys cheating and kind of hiding it now it's open?" That's different. Yeah, it's different when you're not on the same level. Yeah, it was never like an open relationship. So I'm like, "Now you're down to have an open relationship when you would get mad if I cheated on you?" And somebody, obviously he'd get mad, but he wouldn't have been down. He would have tried to get pull you out, probably. Yeah, it's just all about the rules. It's about, you know, I've lied so much to girls like, "Yeah, I'm cool with that." There should be no rules. That's what I'm saying. No rules. Those are the rules. No rules. I don't know about a relationship with no rules. If you're going to have a committed relationship, you got to have total open uh communication and transparency. Thank you, Dr. Phil. No, but I agree with that. I mean, like that, that is what you're not going to do. Don't have a relationship. I think. But have you able to manage relationships with the business? No, I haven't been in a relationship since I started porn. Cuz like again, I mean, I'm not, I don't really want one yet, you know? I mean, I'd be down. I think relationships are cool. I don't know exactly how I would want the relationship to be uh because I haven't experienced anything like that yet. What's your sex life like privately? Like the last week? Like are you just like driving around the whole SoCal like hunting down dicks like their Pokemon? Or are you just like, we're girls, we know each other's business, right? Or do you just kind of like, I don't know. I mean, it's always interesting cuz like, you know, random girls come through and [ __ ] guys like us. And you wonder like, how often do you do that? Do you do this like every night? Oh, I just, no. If a girl sleeps with me, I'm like, "You've been with 5,000 people." Oh, yeah, cuz I got to be number 5,000. Especially when they got, when they got weeks like some weeks I'm like, "Okay, you know, I'll have a sleepover with, you know, three guys every night or whatever." Every night? Three guys? No, like three different guys during a week, right? Yeah. Um, and then there's some weeks where I'm like, "Wait, this week I kind of just like want one guy and I kind of want you to be my boyfriend." God damn it. I like you. Never mind. I want to go back to, you know, just having random sleepovers. Sleepovers is a funny thing to call sex. No, you got your work stuff. Appoint. You got your rotation, huh? You got your work stuff and then you got your rotation to. Are there overlaps in that? No, porn guys are all [ __ ] weirdos. She don't want to bang them in her off time. They're not weirdos. Some of them are cool, but all. No, I'm not. I like to keep work separate. You know who's. How big is the rotation of my personal life? Guys, yeah. And where do I apply? But it changes every week. Where do I apply? We'll talk about that after this. Oh, I like the way she just looked at him. See, Roseman's still trying to [ __ ] a guest. I don't think it's ever going to happen. No, I'm not. This was a very phony question of me because normally I'm very professional and I keep my calm, but like obviously we're vibing right now. If we interviewed a girl and Roseman [ __ ] her after, I would never hear the end of it. It's all I would talk about forever because I talk about it so much. Every time it's ever happened to me. Just do it. Just because so they could talk about it. Maybe I'd have so much respect for. Yo, comment below if you want to let Roseman smash for the culture. Just for the culture. It's not like she has a [ __ ] or anything. It's like, you put a condom on. It's like nothing. It's like might as well be a glory hole, right? Basically. That's what I'm saying. Anyways, back to the interview. Sir. Oh, no, but I was going to say, because there was some serious, I saw [ __ ] shaming face to face the other day when me and her were live streaming with DJ Akademiks because he was like, "You were [ __ ] shaming too." "No, I wasn't." "Were like, what? What I say?" After you, like, "I can't believe you told Akademiks that you did that. Like, I can't believe you made that publication." Well, she told DJ Akademiks on his live stream that she had [ __ ] gotten tag teamed. And I was just like, "Wow, you know, you didn't have to tell him that." You have one time. Big [ __ ] deal. I don't know. Just like, man, you don't want to give a guy like that that kind of [ __ ]. You know, like, I'm the biggest [ __ ] there is. And then there he was getting praised. And I'm sitting there like, getting [ __ ] shamed. And he's a th. Like, they were hating on both of us in that thing. Not hating on you. You're like the cool guy who's like, "Oh, Fuego." You're with one of the plug. Every single dude who came into that on the [ __ ] phone call was like, "Yo, no jumper dude, use a [ __ ] [ __ ]." They were all like, "Lena, you need to stop talking to him. Gold digger." Today because of Adam in the comments or what? My DMs. I got a DM today that was like, "Yo, you know you would never look twice at this dude if he didn't have a YouTube page. You're such a gold digger." I was like, "Just because he has a YouTube page doesn't mean he automatically has like a lot of money." And she's a gold digger. A really, really, really popular. No, the double standard is [ __ ] up. Like you say one thing and they come at you. And he, he says some [ __ ], he gets praised. He vlogs about it every day. I'm like, the other. But the other double standard is that I'm sure he would love to have sex on camera and get paid as much as she did for it. Who? I mean, if I knew I would be as successful as Carly, like I might do what she does. But I'd probably be in like all the Muslim hate porn. She told me that and I thought that was really funny. That she is there. Muslim hate porn? There's definitely Muslim. She said that if she was going to do porn, that's all they would want her to do was like weird ISIS porn. Don't you think? Come. They definitely want you to take it up the butt because your butt is like definitely be the biggest butt in porn. Stand up, Roseman. We could do this later. Leave. Save it for the vlog. Go watch the vlog. Why we have a camera? If she's not going to stand up, you're not going to be able to see it. If she stands up anyway. Don't just drop the format. This is about the words. And that, that would leave our iTunes fans out. Adam was and I was blushamed and it was annoying because everyone was like, "I want Lena on this [ __ ] Twitch stream." And I bring Adam with me and Adam's praised. And I'm like, "See, I think you have like a distorted view of what it was because I think we were both getting hated." It's just that I don't care at all ever. I don't even. But are you, you like, they asked for you, not Adam, to be on the Twitch stream. Been on it before. I like, I've been on before and they were like, they always tell Akademiks, "Bring Lena back." And I was like, "Yo, I'm going to come back, but I'm going to come back with Adam." And then like Adam was kind of loved and I felt like I was kind of hated. But guys are [ __ ] up. They kind of are. They were giving me a lot of W's, but it was because I was smashing on this dude named Herman who was trying to talk [ __ ] to me. He, he was bragging about spending $5,000 a live and he listens to J. Cole. Apparently. Yeah, he's like, "I listen to real rap. I listen to J. Cole." [ __ ]. I'm like, "Wow, I can't believe this dude exists." For real. Do you go to the club? Like, what do you do for fun? Oh my God, he's really trying to smash. Are you trying to flirt with me? What are your interests? Do you want to go on a date after? Like, is that you to do? What's your type? Like 6 foot, white, skinny, 30? I honestly have the weirdest type. Type. I don't have a type. You don't? You just go all over the, all over the board? Really? Okay. Interesting. That's. I like to become friends with people first before you [ __ ] them. Maybe like have a conversation. Okay. I've been infatuated with you and we follow each other on Twitter. Who have you [ __ ] that you're infatuated with that you were infatuated beforehand? Well, no, I'm saying nobody. Um, but stop lying. I'm not lying. I actually really, really, I really hate lying. She's infatuated with me. She follows me on Twitter. We [ __ ]. It's that's what she's talking about. That's the best part about being a hot girl is you get to [ __ ] bang all these famous guys on Twitter. That's just 100% how it works. That doesn't sound too cool to me. Famous guys? Oh my God. Or famous or like of note in some way. I don't know. I don't know like if the famous, if a hot girl wants to bang a famous guy on Twitter, I mean, is it, does it end there? I feel like a lot of these girls are looking for like maybe to get something more out of it, like a relationship or something. Or like a little more opinion. I'm going to shut up right now. You do you. Want to just add something to your like, your kill list? Bam. Got that guy. Bam. That I. In rooms for of girls all the time who are like, "Oh, he's so unfaithful." Like, "I just want a faithful dude." But the other day, I sat in a room full of dudes and they were all talking about the same thing. They're like, "I just can't find a girl who's not a hoe." Like, "I just want a faithful chick." And these dudes were like, "Thoughts?" And this wasn't me. Right? You were there. I was [ __ ] up. I was lying. I don't. I don't want a faithful chick. I don't need that [ __ ] stress. No lies. Anyways, it seems like everyone wants the same thing and they're all lying about it. And no one wants to make the first move because then they'll look like the [ __ ]. That's my opinion of that. There is a big, there is a big like, um, you don't want to like get any hurt to your ego or anything like that. It's like, "Oh, like I'm not going to make the move first because then I look like I'm interested." Like my friend just hit me up the other day and she was like, "I saw this super hot guy on Instagram. Am I allowed to DM him first?" Your thoughts? Yes. I've done that. I've done that to so many people. You feel something, it's real. Just [ __ ] do it. Yeah. You make him so happy. That's all he wants. But I was like, I was like, "Sure, yeah." Girls maybe hit me up first. And then like, we hook up and nothing comes of it. And she's like, "That's what I don't want." Worried that you're not as interested because. Right. Because she DM'd me first, so I know that I got it. So I don't really care. Oh. Oh, that's how it works. Yeah, that's what I, that's what I think. No, I, I don't really agree with that. A girl that I'm going to go on a quest for, though, in a sense. Let's say there's a rare Pokemon type girl. I don't. Quest. So you guys aren't. So you guys aren't ever annoyed that you most likely have to approach the girls first? No, we don't. We don't. Because we have Twitter. I don't really do that that much to be honest, though. I feel like I just am like dealing with the ones that come to me. Yeah. Adam just deals with incoming traffic. But I got it like that. So I'm lucky, you know? Like that's, yeah. I have that like that on a very, very, very small level. But whatever. It's really weird to think of it like that because I didn't thought about it like that. Yeah, I never swim in DMs. But like, think of the girls you actually did date. Did they come at you? Or did, like, remember that one girl when I first was doing No Jumper with you? There was this one girl. You were like, "Dude, we're dating, man." Crazy. She didn't know anything about me. Never watched the podcast once. Because you went after her, right? Yeah, kind of. I don't know. I just met her in like the most random way. I think there might be something to that. But maybe I don't think I could date anybody right now. At least. Think if I got like AIDS, I could probably get in a relationship. Okay, I'm going to grab a beer. Anybody want a beer? I'm good. You have beers. My pee juice over. Oh, we have beers. I didn't know. Oh, you're going to grab a beer. I feel like that's the people who get married or get in relationships are people who who get HIV. Adam, you're wild. What? You live in LA. You live in LA on a YouTube channel and a Twitter page and Instagram page and a weird bubble. You got to realize this is not reality. What you're living in. It's LA. Everyone out there in the comments will tell you what reality is like. And it's like Montana, Wisconsin. True. Before, before I even like started porn, and I was just like, I had maybe like 500 followers on Twitter. Like known people would still DM me. And I'm like, if you're hot, you're hot. Well, because you weren't you curating a pretty hot brand online? No, I was just. No, they could smell the thought on you. You had booty shorts on and [ __ ], right? Yeah, you could smell a girl's. Thought. Not a thought, but like, you could look at her and she's got the fcking candy on. She's at EDC and [ __ ]. You're like, "Well, she looks like a good person to do mol." Okay. You never worn candy. You go to EDC. You go to. I do all that [ __ ], but I've never worn candy. What do you wear when you go to EDC? Nothing. Something comfortable that I can dance in. Like I don't wear, you know, if it's, if I know it's going to be really hot, okay, fine, I'll look like a little [ __ ]. But do you get laid when you go to EDC? You're like, [ __ ] dudes. Intense. Or do you just? No, no. 12 hours of standing. Like D. Most. Not even going to have sex after because just like that [ __ ] up that I don't even want. It's gross. You get [ __ ] up and don't want dick. Yeah. Really? You get [ __ ] up and like be like. So you ever go on a music? I prefer sober sex. So much. Really? Yeah. Interesting. I don't. You can feel more [ __ ] like in your dick. Sober sex. Sober sex is for having sex with people that you like sort of like or can tolerate. Like, you know, other sex. Like there's a lot of girls that you would not want to [ __ ] sober, but you would totally do it if you were [ __ ]. Dude, I'm a savage. Not me, because I'm a savage. It's not very convincing from you. Roseman, savage. I have a savage. Well, you know, that's like 21 Savage and his crew. It's like, man, man, savage. 21 Savage. Roseman, savage. Easy. Don't put me with those guys, man. They're going to kill me just for mentioning that. That'll be all right. They'll like it. Yeah. Shout out 21 Savage. You just don't want to shout out like, you know, you don't want to like, ever. You don't even want to talk about the Bloods and the Crips and [ __ ] on the podcast because somebody's going to get the wrong idea. This episode, but I don't talk about them. Like, I, I'm scared to tell people that my Pokemon team is red because I was hanging out with a bunch of Bloods when I did it. I was like, you know, because then I, I told Housephone that and he's like, "Oh, cool. Breaking the rule." Because Housephone's from [ __ ] blog. Yeah. What the [ __ ]? Don't Mom. Sorry, son. You're breaking the rule. Mom and Dad is such a thing right now. So Mom and Dad has always been a thing. Like last like six months. Okay. But do you go out and like socialize to find dick? Or do you just sort of deal with the dicks that you know of? Are you doing? I deal with the dicks that I know of. I, I don't know how to flirt, right? Don't. You a lie. You flirt with me. Yeah, you're super flirting. Okay. Well, people say that, but I don't think I'm flirting. I'm kind. That's the best kind. She's just who she is. She has a flirty face. Like her whole face is just like, "Yo, I want to do you." I tell her like her expression is what has made her like. She's just like a light bulb. Do you feel like guys think you want to [ __ ] them even though you don't? A lot of times. Yeah. That's why I guess that's every girl on Earth, huh? Yeah. Guys are so dumb. But like, can you go to the post office without like some like 40-year-old day laborer coming up to you and being like, "What's up, mama?" Like trying to get your number and [ __ ]? I guess that's every girl too. Yeah. It doesn't matter what you look like. Dudes are crazy. Like, "Oh, you look like a plastic bag. I'm going to [ __ ] try and talk to you." First one of the first times I ever had sex, I tried to use a plastic bag as a condom. You ever [ __ ]? Are you being 100% serious? Yeah, that's totally real. Did you get inside? I don't know. Must have really hurt her. I don't think I really knew what I was doing. I don't know. It seemed like it made sense. We were so scared of cum when I was young. We thought that like cum, like if it went anywhere near vagina, she was pregnant. Wait, that's not true. No, I'm, I don't give a [ __ ] now. Like I'm not scared of that anymore. I, I consider myself a complete confidence in my ejaculate. You've only had killed one baby, right? Yeah. I think she was lying about that too. What? Abortion? Sorry. No, I've never had. What do you do for birth control? Yeah. What is that like? I'm not on birth control. Holy L. I probably should have asked you this a couple weeks ago. What do you do for birth control? I'm not on. Holy [ __ ]. I told you I've got confidence. Wear a condom. Someone came in me the other day and I'm like, "Dude, do I have to tell you for like the millionth time that I'm not on birth control?" Holy sh. Some. Would you guys get abortions if I knocked one of you up? Yeah. Yeah. No, we would all raise that kid. I mean, put your hand, put your hand in. We will raise little Adam. The best mom ever. One, two. He dead babies. Um, no, because Tony the cat lives here and he can just hang out. Like, you're telling me we couldn't put a crib in the corner? Just kind of let the baby post up. Oh my God, I actually just watched Trainspotting the other night and that's like one of my favorite movies. You ever done heroin? No, but you know when the baby dies and you're just like, that, that's what that would be like. That would definitely be here. Rest in peace, baby. Rest in peace, baby. Baby chill days. I kept screaming RIP baby on the Boulet Boys Radio one time because KZ got a fan pregnant and they had an abortion. And I just kept going, RIP baby, RIP baby. Wow. It's so funny. They [ __ ] a fan and got her preg. Surprised. It's not. It's not. She's probably like, wanting that. No, yeah, she probably stoked. Adam, here's the scenario. Girl calls you. Hey, scenario, scenario. Here's Adam. Hey Adam, 22. It's me, Kelly P. We banged about two months ago, remember? You're like, "Yeah, what's up?" Pregnant. Keeping it. What do you do? Pregnant. Keeping it. See, I don't want to expose myself for all the things that I might actually do. Even this is probably bad enough that like it could be used in court. So I don't know. I don't know. I'm doing. You guys talk about the craziest. Anything I can not murdering a [ __ ] woman because she has your child in her, which might be a real concern. Convince her to get it adopted. No, but if a girl was thinking about having your kid and you hadn't previously talked about it on a podcast, don't you think that you would consider like having one of your friends kill her so that she couldn't create this kid? I would say, "Hey, let's, let's have an adoption. There's a lot of really good parents out there looking for kids." Adoption. Okay. There's no. But you can't believe her. Like she's going to [ __ ] want that thing once you have 9 months. You're going to want it too. You hold her for 9 months. You want. She's going to start hitting you with child support. Let's say she has it. Are you, are you in the kid's life or not? See, that's the [ __ ] up part. Is I feel like I'd have to be. How about this? I give Housephone $300. He shows up. Boom. Shoots her in the head at 8 months. Problem solved. Shoot her in the belly at 8 months. Not even like three months. The dad. Well, I, I could save $300 if, if it is terminated by natural means because she's still drinking and New Coke every night. Then I save $300. So you only [ __ ] people who are drinking and didn't Coke? Well, it just seems like a theme, you know. Oh my goodness. This is bad. This is getting real bad. That might be like the most sinister thing I ever talked about on here. Podcast you guys have ever had. You guys brought this out of us. I like, what was Adam like in bed? Oh my God, this amazing. He has a pretty dick. Oh, before. Pretty dick. Boys, just ask her the exact same question again. What was Adam like? Honestly, in some way, I feel like we were meant for each other in bed. At least it just, yeah, it always works. But yeah, it works pretty well. It works pretty well. What would you rank them 1 to 10 skill-wise? 11. Can you use that for this? This is good, Adam. This is good. Can
You use the scale for like, dick game? Yeah. Oh, that's cool. The scale like that? We weigh packages with. The one? Oh, you mean scale like that? Okay. Yeah. Who's man? No, she was talking [ __ ] about the P, the the scales, cuz everybody the [ __ ] do you guys have these to mail out packages with? But it's probably like, I think it's the same scale that people use to like weigh out Coke and [ __ ]. So people will always comment, "I see that scale." I'm like, "Yeah, bro, we ship out like 100 t-shirts a day. It's not for [ __ ] Coke, you dumbass."
I'm making you look really good. I should just start talking [ __ ] about you on this podcast. You want me to talk [ __ ] about you? I can do that. You can't. There's nothing you could say. I'm amazing. I would never do that cuz I'm, I'm a. There's nothing feminist. There's nothing you could even say. I'm not trying to talk [ __ ] anyway. Ro, get off your [ __ ]. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Um, Carly, Carly, Carly. Listen, Carly, what was Adam like in bed? Tricker? No, sorry, dude. Yo, we already set this up, bro. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You got to like step back. That's my girl, dog. I really like the diagonal energy that we have going here. Yeah. I've never seen the side of Robesman. Carly, who's number one male talent you've worked with in terms of enjoyment? Wesley Pipes. I asked Carly, not you. Oh, Wesley Pipes. He's just. Tax interview. He's like a porn star the other day. It was really funny. Um, Manuel. Wow. Was it like a pool boy? Well, Fer sounds like one. Ferrara. Ferrara. I don't know. Ferrara. I don't know how to. I'm so weird with like pronouncing [ __ ]. I'mma look him up real quick. Are you? Well, he's my favorite. Really? Why? It's just easy to work with. He's just knows how to [ __ ] lay the pipe down.
Let me ask you this. You go over a guy's house and he busts one night and it takes about like five minutes, and then his dick never recuperates at any point throughout the rest of the night. Are you like, just sending him packing? You're never going to see him again? She's mad. Uh, um, yeah. I mean, you definitely have to make me come first. Or if like, okay, I might give you like another chance. We can wait. You know, mull need a mulligan? Huh? You need a mulligan because if you think a girl's really hot and you're [ __ ] her for the first time, you might just blow. You might not be able to handle it. Let me see this fool. Let me see this [Music] fool. Is it just me or is his dick shaped like an egg? It seems like it's like small at the bottom and at the top, and then really fat in the middle. You got a egg dick. It's it's like she might be pinching it. No, but I think that like having sex or a dick appointment is just like, you know, playing horse in basketball. You know where like you need a mulligan. You need to like let him try again. You can't nail it the first time every time. If you think the goes really hard, you've been thinking about [ __ ] her for a long time. There'll be some neres with you. They're sitting there watching you [ __ ] do porn. They're getting all worked up. She comes over. You know, some guys will go real quick. I might go for too long because I'll be trying to impress. See, that's a. The first time you [ __ ] her, especially, you really don't want. Cuz girls will get real weird once like they feel like you're [ __ ] them for so long because you can't come. Then they start hating on you like, "What the hell are you? You're not even attracted to me." A lot of girls don't want to get B for hour. You're ugly. You say that? No. Yeah, I feel like, you know, 15, 20 minutes is good for me. Yeah. The first time is a tough one though, because I feel like in a lot of ways like you want to like make it like really intense and like immediate. Drink it. It's good. It's weird. It's a different like strategy, you know? This is your is her or your PE? It's both of ours together. All right, man. I prefer the first time that we have sex to be like in some alley and it lasts like 30 seconds because it's supposed to last 30 seconds cuz you're in public. Not in an alley. Damn. I've like barely ever had public. Oh, it's the best. That's the best way possibly go. I think so. Yeah. I would I'd love having sex in public. I think that like first time you got to have a few drinks in you to get over like the nerves and whatnot, but not too many so you're like, go forever. Don't go at all. All I'm saying is that the magic [ __ ] recipe to not come if you think you're going to come too fast is putting drugs up your nose. You know, like that's at some point in every guy's life, he figures this out. Like you do one bump and boom, you're [ __ ]. I've never done that. So no. You never did that? Yeah. I like never want to have sex on blow. Not a lot. Is there Coke in this? Just a little bit. Literally ever? Yeah. Not like if you've been doing blow like all night. Oh, that's the most embarrassing thing in the world. When you do too much coke and you get along with her and you're like, "Oh, this is really awkward. I feel like we're like in each other's soul right now." And you like directly quoting me right now. I don't have like spit in my mouth. So it's cotton mouth game. Yeah, you got to run and grab her a glass of water during. And that barely works. The glass of water like run into her mouth. Got the condom on dick. Got the cold dick. Let me try your mouth. Your mouth either. Condom on, running across the house to get a cup of water. You ever done that? Yeah. Yeah. Looking at all your neighbors. A hot image. Rubbing the head, trying to be like, "Got to keep this thing hard." Squid style. I don't know why I dealt like this, but this is like, you ever see a guy who jerks off like this? Yeah, the squid. Like, I don't know. I have a friend who does it in his sleep, and we call it the squid. He'll just, yeah, he'll have one hand like like rubbing his butt, his butthole through the [ __ ] underwear. I'm not going to tell you who it is, cuz it's that embarrassing. He'll rub his butthole through the, through the underwear on his butthole, and he'll have his other hand going like this, like real lightly to the [ __ ] penis head. Jesus. It's very jellyfish. I like, I don't mind if that's what you want to do to yourself, but I'm not going to sit there and do that to your head. Yes. It's like, what do you like? Well, there's a whole, there's a whole category now. It's called edging. Edging? What the [ __ ] is that, bro? It's where you're like about to come, but you don't. Get yeah. Well, the girl is like, she's like giving the GU head and she just uses her tongue around like the whole head and she just like keeps him there for like 40 minutes, and then finally like just like she hits it with her tongue like and she's like, "Wait, wait, wait." 40 minutes? I've never even heard. Long time. 40 minutes is so long. Edging, bro. Who's got a spare 40 minutes? Girls who get paid to do it. Fetish? You're saying it's a fetish? It's like saying it's a category of porn. I feel like if you were like really turned on, she might barely even have to touch it to make you come. If you were like really that in the moment, right? But these guys aren't. So that's why it takes 40 minutes. This is their fetish. No, this is, this is a category of porno. Oh, what do you not get about this? I don't know. I completely forgot what you were talking about. Pull your dick out right now. Let me see it. Um, well, who the [ __ ] is this? Somebody just texted me. What time you want me there? M. I'm going to have to say, who's this [ __ ]? M E N G. Phone? Is that how it's spelled? Huh? M E N G. He did write M. You guys ever kiss each other? I don't think so. But you're supposed to eat my ass at some point in life. Do it on camera right now. She was like, "Girl, I have to put my face in your ass at some point." I was like, "Can you stand up, please?" I bit her ass. And L. For. Did you see that [ __ ]? Is it still there? I don't think so. I know. Oh my goodness. Hey, point it at the camera more. Not. Damn. Look at that. Move the chair a little bit. This is for Rope Gang. Yeah, Rope Gang. We got you. This is for the Rope G. Um, Carly bit my ass so hard I woke up in the morning because it hurt so bad. I was like, "What the [ __ ] happened to my ass?" So I was twerking and someone was like, "You hear you right now? You get on the mic if you want to talk." Oh, so do you like go to the Diplo shows to twerk on stage? I mean, I just like to twerk. I just can't not twerk. It's like involuntary, almost. Um, but I'm twerking and someone's trying to take a picture and she's like, "I want to [ __ ] be in this picture." So she bites my ass. That's her logical reaction to getting in this photograph. And just looks bitable, right? Ian, obviously, just bite an ass. Yeah. But she bites it so hard I wake up in the morning the next day because my ass hurts so hard. And I'm like, "Carly, did you not sleep?" I didn't sleep. I slept like 1 hour. I was like, "Carly, we have to tell people that you did this." Was like, "I think I did do it." I was like, "No, I did. I knew I did it. I remember doing it." When I saw it, I just assumed that some guy like just jammed his dick into your butt cheek so hard that it just left a big bruise. It was her. In her mouth. Damn. It was hot. She's hotter than all of that. That was me. You guys are snapping over here. What else should we talk about? Carly's kids. Those real or no? Yeah, let's go. Let's talk about. They're real. They're hot. They are real. Okay. Is it real? You think about getting them fake? Can you do something for the for the Rope Gang? Ooh. Well, we're going to do that for the vlog. Do you know Rang? Tell her Rang. Big H. Yeah. What is Rope Gang? Rope Gang is anybody who's ever uh came before ever ever. No, Rope Gang is just the the no jumber fans. The crew. Does it count if it's never been from another person? You've never really. I've always. Adam. Yeah. You're not making me look that good now, are you? Oh my. No, but you come right. But like, I'm the only one to induce the sexual reaction of coming. No, but you like physically like ejaculate though, right? Yeah. But like, just from my own doing. Like I've had sex toys since I was like 16. And so does it got to be inside or outside or both? Is it the clitoris or the penetration? The [ __ ] more the clitoris. Um, but even my ex-girlfriend like even she like wasn't able to do it. Like she wasn't able to scratch the DJ enough. I don't know. Like I just get in my head too much, you know? Like I just have to. Yeah, you know what? Yeah. You got to light some candles. Get out of your head. I know. Puppy. I don't know. I don't. Dog. Really got puy her dog. So I get home from work and my friends at my house and he's like, "No, no, no." He wasn't at my house. I went to go meet up with my friends and he's like, "Hey, so how was Harley?" My dog's name. "How was Harley when you got home?" Like, "He was super chill." You know, cuz he's 6 months. He's psychotic. Like biting me all the time, just going crazy. And he's like, "Oh." And then he turns to his friend. He's like, "Hey, well, um, Carly said that Harley was really chill." He's like, "Yeah, I gave him puppy Xanax." Like, "What? Can I have like, where did you get this? Is that okay?" Like, I didn't even know if it was okay to. But just for fun. Like, just. No, because he needs it. Yeah. Why? Somebody just texted me a picture of Little Debbie. I don't know. But oh, the reason why is because somebody commented on the bottom of her Periscope, "Adam 22 is a Jewish lawyer?" Question mark. What the [ __ ] is that about? I don't know. I'm like, "Why is my friend just sending me a random ass picture of Little Debbie?" But that's why. Okay, well, maybe you are a Jewish lawyer. I. No, to be a lawyer, you have to like go to school and stuff, and I've done almost nothing in that sort of thing. And also to be Jewish, you'd have to either claim the faith or be born into it, and I'm definitely not doing that. I've done almost nothing. As a really good summary of your life. I take intro to Hebrew. I'm more Jewish than all of you. Intro to Hebrew? How do you mean? Go. Nothing could be more useless on the face of the [ __ ] planet. Lear college. I realized that all the boys I had crushes on ended up being Jewish. Even though I had a girlfriend, I was like, "[ __ ], I'm going to take intro to Hebrew." And then I was the only non-Jew in the whole class. Wait, you see Santa Cruz? Why would you want to learn that? It's just putting useless [ __ ] in your brain. I could meet Ben and [ __ ] Jacobs and [ __ ] you know, Steinman. But wait, so cuz she know she dated a girl for four years exclusively in a relationship except for this one chick named Kylie. Yeah. So how [ __ ] up is she on a scale? I wanted that. Never had a boyfriend, but dated a girl in college. Had the crazier childhood. She was [ __ ] social justice warrior in college for 4 years. She still is probably. Did you guys have wild childhood? You're a social justice warrior. Chaos. I mean, I believe. Was there Wess and [ __ ]? I had a girlfriend for 4 years. She's to like, I kissed her and it was her first time kissing a chick, and now she's a total lesbian. And I'm like, "I like it all. It's all good." Did you guys have like alcoholic parents? Some, some like a in the house. She's solid. Like her parents are great. My parents are [ __ ] immigrants. I don't know. They're crazy. Maybe. I don't know. So how are you like half lesbian and you hang out with her all the time and you're not like, "Oh, I want to see her." Your vaginas are definitely going to get [ __ ] up and make the [ __ ] out. And I'm going to go down on her one of these days. Sometimes it it it can get weird with with friends. Sometimes I could have a threesome with her and it would be chill. It's not. Give us a second, bro. I don't have many Thoms off camera. And I've never had like two guys. I want to have two guys. But I definitely. I for the culture. Guys down. I'm kidding. Are you down? Yeah. Let me check my schedule. It's hot. I'm I'm at some point in life going to [ __ ] somebody and she's going to be there and involved because. Can you look at her? I mean, would you film it for the culture? [ __ ] yeah. I don't care. Like [ __ ] everyone in the culture who like thinks it's a problem. Like, no, no, the culture likes it. That's why I'm saying for the culture. For the culture. They're going to like think I'm like less than respectable and whatever, cuz you know, you were there from all my [ __ ] shaming the other day from academics, not from me. You. This is a strong drink by the way. You realize I got to play like a character to a certain extent. You are a character. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But I got to hype it up at certain points, right? But sometimes I'm like, which one's Adam 22 and which one's Adam? Yeah. Anyway, it's like Superman in the 22. Sometimes mess. She's trash. Robesman. Slim Shady. I'm I'm saying. What? No, I don't know. Robesman Slim Shady. What? Who's your alter ego? Do you have to like, do you? Well, she's obviously got like a real name, right? Do you disassociate at all? Ever? No. I mean, I I only have a stage name because kind of just to protect my name, which everybody pretty much knows my name anyways. But, um, yeah, it's not like I'm two different people. Oh, you're so cute. Call me. Okay. But what, what if I like see you around for like the next 10 years, we like casual friends, and I just keep calling you Carly? Is that weird? No, I don't think it would be weird unless, you know, I something happened to me in my life that I'm like, "I regret everything. I regret doing porn." You know, but that's not. Become a social justice warrior. Start making YouTube videos. That could definitely happen. Because it's 2016. No, it's okay. You know, if you know me as Carly, you know me as Carly. If you know me. Can I just bring up something incredibly funny in my opinion is that when we were doing the interview with Riley, Riley Reed, Lil Housephone asked her, "So, do you do bestiality?" And she was like, "What?" And he and he was like, "No, no, I didn't mean on camera. I meant in your in your in your personal life." And I was just like, "That that's a question." I love how phone. He's wild, man. But what in his head made him think that it was okay to ask somebody if they were into bestiality and then if it's okay? Like, you know, I feel like on camera it would be more okay because it's like, we're getting paid for it. Camera? Illegal. It's illegal either way. No, I know, but I'm just saying it would make more sense if he was saying like, "On camera, paid for it, like you might just really like [ __ ] it 10 times worse." And what's funny is that like one kid commented it and just put the exact quote of the thing that he said, and I forgot about it until that moment, and I was just like, "Yes, why are you the only person who noticed how funny that was?" Like, "Yeah, suck to Pig's dick." $100,000 phone. Actually, but that's [ __ ] just hilarious. What's wrong with you? Housephone? Yeah, he's crazy, man. But he's like popping off of. He's like a beloved character now. No, honestly, like not on the. I'm a fan of the podcast, which is really embarrassing cuz I'm fangirling over here, but like, it's okay to fangirl, right? Like, it's okay. I'm I'm a fan of this like elevated conversation. Shout out to Ghostface. Hell yeah. [ __ ] fans. That made me feel like it was okay. Talking about Ghostface said that he said, "Hell yeah, [ __ ] fans." And I was like, he's like 40 and he said that. I was like, "That's what's up." Oh, my bad. I'm mansplaining. Sorry. She's blacked out. She's blacked out off the [ __ ]. Oh, she is drunk. Yeah, look at her. I know. Like she's all red in the face. I just realized she's off the. She's the puppy off the [ __ ] PE bottle. I know. Rosan didn't drink much of that thing. I actually told my friend that I was going to be on a podcast and he's like, "You should get really drunk and just like say a whole bunch of [ __ ]." Like, is there anything you're holding back on? No, no. Carly brought the brought the pron. That's just who she is. Anyways, yeah. What were you saying? I forgot. This is Lena's podcast now, apparently. She's lit up. It's so sick. Listen, let me tell, let me tell you something. Mr. Uh, wait, you said that was it was, but now it's in my belly. That's a lot of [ __ ] tequila though. That's a lot for a relatively small. You take advantage of it when you get home if you want. I'm not that small. How you weigh like 20 lbs less than you? I weigh 220 something pounds. I'm guessing you don't weigh 200 lbs. Absolutely not. I haven't weighed myself in a year. I have no idea. But I know it's not that. Well, it's probably closer to like, what, like 130 or something? I wish. I hope so. What are you taking pictures of right now? She's taking pictures of me. Like, "I hate this guy. Put him on Snapchat. [ __ ] this dude. [ __ ] this guy. But I hate him." Yeah, basically everybody on the internet thinks I'm a gold digger anyway. So the B filter on Snapchat is the most lit filter they've invented. Filter. Is there anything you want to ask Lena now that she's annihilated drunk? Um, I don't think so. I mean, she pretty much tells me everything already. Open relationship. Adam, we should ask you stuff since you're [ __ ] up. No, I'm not [ __ ] up. I had a Red Bull. I haven't even had any alcohol yet. But. Oh, wow. Look at her. She looks good with the be. Yeah. Adam, what's up? No. Oh, the be like the actual God. I'm rated. Everybody just saw that. She just knocked over a water bottle. I don't want. I don't want your pee. Get your pee away from me. Guys, everyone watching this right now, I need you to know something. This girl is trash and she's threatening me right now and I feel unsafe. Threatening. I'm a threatening the safe space. It's the front part. Don't think that I'm threatening. It's uh threatening. There's a vowel in front of it. I need a safe space immediately. The front? No, or the bathroom. Absolutely. Yeah, upstairs. What are we all even talking about? Sa. We're doing the Snapchat filter. Then anyone. He's drinking the pee. Apologies. Apologies to anybody listening on Soundcloud. 0% alcohol on on my end. I just want to say that. I listen on Soundcloud. I mean, you don't have to apologize to me. It's all good. My God, I'm a creep. I [ __ ] people who listen on Soundcloud are sus cuz they're freeloaders because they're not watching the YouTube ads. I listen to the YouTube, but it's like, I don't want to see your face. And I just gave you a t-shirt for free. What's up with that? Yeah, just got her her big break, her big chance to blow up in a podcast. Okay, Adam and I almost have the same followers. Would you take your shirt off on camera? I don't like my boobs. I have way more followers than you. That was kind of cute. I have like 81. You have like 77. We're both talking about Instagram competing right now. Wow. I wasn't aware until now. She's at 77k. Academic asked us who has more followers. And I was like, "I think Adam's barely beating me." And like, what do you have on Instagram? 77 something. What'd she say? How much? 250k, bro. How? I'm trying to get to 3K. There you go. There you go. Creep me as [ __ ]. Instagram's tough. I'm going to post my my no jumper shirt and you're going to blow up. Just watch. Nice. Oh, yeah, right. They don't give a [ __ ]. This. You're going to have to hold it down for her. Called gold digger today, so you're claimed for life, though. I hope you know that. You're never going to beat this. You post one self-jump shirt. I never like even like if Adam and I never go anywhere, like I cannot date ever again. Every dude in my future is be like, "You [ __ ]." I think she wants to date you is what she's trying to say. Adam, I'm D. Listen, this guy is like a very attracted, sought after person with a booty that would make Kardashian jealous. Laughy cryy face. Especially since I'm assuming yours is real. She goes, she goes, "LOL, I don't think I can make a Kardashian jealous, but I appreciate the compliments." The guy goes, "You respond to these dudes?" "Oh my God." Since they paid for their booties and you're blessed with yours, I would say they already are jealous of you." "I'm going to reply, come over and give me that grapefruit emoji." Dude, what do I say? Grape. Why did you just not respond? Because I'm nice. I honestly try to respond to everybody on Instagram, Snapchat, because I know the engagement is really important. I can't just be a jerk and be like, "What do you do? You sell drugs?" So easy sometimes when they're like too foreign, it's like, you don't even know what I'm going to say back. And you're just going to be like, "Give me your phone number or something." I respond when it's. I don't. I don't want to look at her DMs. Get already looked through my DM the other day. Look at. I hit this guy back. I want that eggplant. I want that eggplant. The purple pickles. Wait a sh. Quo called the purple pickle. I'm just going to hide over here. Oh, now she's got a veil on. Now we're talking. That's right. You want to date me? You got to rock a veil, a burka, a [ __ ], a chastity. How do you do on Uber Eats? Oh, shout out to Uber Eats. My code is on the screen right now. Please use it and you'll get free uh free code. Use my code. It's in my Instagram. Boya bio. L N. She's so drunk. Look at her eyes. Boy. Let's just talk to car. Let's try to ugly lurkers in here. Yeah, [ __ ] that. I think is getting ignored. Yeah. Am I only hang out with girls that get like really drunk in like inappropriate situations though? Carly, let's talk about what you're 22. You're you're popping. You have a you have a big Graham following. You got a a career going. You're moving into a nice new spot tomorrow. Yeah, your your puppy all [ __ ] barred out. The horse WS. Yeah, puppy barred out. That's you got a rotation going. You're happy with your life? Yeah, for the most part. I love that you've got a rotation going. That has to be the best way of describing that that I could imagine. Do you think about the future or do you just like roll with whatever's going on? I just roll with whatever. Do you think about Pokemon or no? No, guys. I have not downloaded Pokemon. But would you would you do a random hookup with a 30-year-old, 6'1" white guy who's pretty high up in the Pokemon world? Not me. Yeah, not me. It's not random. We're going to go and chill and become friends. Bro, I see this is the problem is that I can I think I can only hang out with girls who like Pokemon now because it's like if you if you don't have that in common with me, then what do you think about the eight hours a day that I have my [ __ ] phone open? A Charizard or some [ __ ]? Yeah, like, what, what is with you? So you, you know, if you're going to like hit up or if a girl is hitting you up on Twitter, you just have to start saying like, "Do you have Pokemon?" Right away. Yeah. It just has to be that. Are you a trainer? Just say, "Are you a trainer?" And the girls that hit up Adam are all like 14, 15, so obviously they're into it. No, but you [ __ ] younger girls like that? Not. No, but everybody's been [ __ ] on me because I like was trying to hook up this like 18-year-old in the DMs and then her boyfriend wilded it out on me and he was like, "I'm he he messaged me on her Instagram like, 'I'm 17.'" Someone to cheat on someone? No, I agree. Yeah, that would be fire. Yeah. And I was trying to tell him, I was like, "Yo, let me in." House F [ __ ] for the culture. Were you mad you weren't included in that? No, no, no. I'm fine. I I was going to tell you. That's the most brilliant thing that he did because this girl that I know, this guy, this like skater bro, like [ __ ] her and then like put her on his, he put her on his skater DM me. He put her on his Vine. Have a Thrasher hoodie. She's down. Oh, and he was like, he was like, he was like, "Just like bang this hoe or something like that." And put her on his Vine and she's all mad and like she was like, "Can can you go hate comment on this guy's Vine?" And I was like, "No, I'm not going to do that because that's stupid. But what you should do is be like, you like tell them you're 17, right? Just start like [ __ ] with him like that." Like, you know? Yeah, cuz guys get real scared as soon as that happens. Yeah, cuz you get put on a list for the rest of your life. When that girl DM'd me and I thought it was her, but it was actually her boyfriend, and she was like, "Yeah, I'm 17." I was like, "Oh my God, I didn't even do anything with her." And I was still just like mortified because I just don't want to break the law, you know? Have so much respect for the law. But if she. I love the law. 17 and it was legal? Oh, yeah, then that'd be tight. Yeah, they need to change those laws. Yeah, no, I think I'm sticking with 18 just so I'm legal in every state in the United States. What do you think about this whole Black Lives Matter thing? She specifically said, "Please don't ask me about politics." So shut up, guys. I did. I was like, "Can they not talk to me about politics?" Ask me about politics. You're more than all lives matter. Academics asked me, "What, what do you think of the Black Lives Matter movement?" And I was like, "Uh, well, I think it's like really, you know, important that like activist groups create cultural conversation." Like, I I turned into like Mark Zuckerberg all of a sudden. I was just so like formatted. Like I believe in, uh, such as, uh, cuz I don't know what the [ __ ] to say. Remember when Charman asked Post Malone and he was just like, "Uh, I don't know. We can't all be so woke." Yeah, but we're pretty woke. No, you might be. I'm woke. The the only thing that everyone, everyone like who's like pushing back on it, they like are just mad cuz they named it wrong. I need any more piece. So we're going to keep it all over here. Wow. Look at Carly throttling you. She's regulating. And she just, she just touched my arm really lightly. I don't know what that was. R to tell. That's what I'm saying. For the culture. Touch Adam one more time. I swear to God. Are you down after this? Would you got? All right, this is it. Let's do it. Oh my God, I'm not jealous at all. I think my laptop was get on this together. What I'm saying? Me, Rosan, and you guys. Let's all hang out. Like, let's have a [ __ ] force for the culture like tomorrow or something. No, not for tomorrow. After this podcast. No, but I have got another podcast. We got to work. Babe. Jesus Christ. Babe. When is? So just cuz you're lit doesn't mean we're lit. I'm not lit. I don't know how I would have a a group sex experience with Rosan. I don't really know what it would be like. Like, I don't know if I want the Grinch there. Grinchy 69. Okay, dude, open your mind, bro. You're so close-minded. No, no, I would so do it. I'm just saying I don't know if it would be. You would do it? Like, I feel like me and Housephone and a threesome would just fill in the blanks. Really? Have you guys? Have you guys had threesomes with your guy friends? Yeah, really? Yeah. I've never had one like outside of. I've never had one in porn either or outside of porn. I've never had one outside. Two are going to make this happen. She's hot. I think she thinks I'm hot. Why are you so uptight? Me? She's not uptight at all. I'm like, wait, what? You haven't done that much [ __ ] in porn yet. Don't you feel like you haven't gone crazy yet? She's done missionary. U making out. Missionary. Spo making out. Second base. Making out. OT. OTP. HJ. What? OTP HJ? Over the pants hand job. In a porn? Just like a rubbing. I'm like, what? I'm a noob, clearly. All right, so should we wrap this up? We just hit the hour mark. Boys, boys, boys. Are you guys down to pose on this table for the vlog thumbnail in front of the no jumper sign? Yeah. How do we how do we do that? We're just going to wrap this up and then we're just going to see what happens. Yeah, let's do it. Full photo shoot. Thank you very much to everybody who watched this. Carly, I'm sorry that we didn't really talk about your career or anything that much. We mostly just talked about drink and pee and, you know, follow her. It's all good. Guys, it's all good. Leave a comment below if you think that Roseman should probably rope insider and create a child that we can take care of in the store. In the store? For the culture. For the culture. Maybe not in the store. Squad. Yeah. Stuff off her Amazon gift my wish wish list or like bad. That makes you bad. Yeah, that makes. I'm going to [ __ ] make one. I don't care if you want to buy me a [ __ ] coffee table. [ __ ] buy me a coffee. Trash as [ __ ], but hey, you're free [ __ ], right? I was thinking about making one. I got a lot. Sh. Moving out. I saw that she wanted like for [ __ ]. That'd be so [ __ ] funny if I had an Amazon wish list. Dude, we're vlogging right now. I don't know. I like, yeah, I guess we're just going to, you know, here we are. Here. Get this on the vlog. Yeah. Spin. No, this isn't the vlog though. This is the podcast. Oh, wow. We're show them the rest of the store. They always are like, "Where else are we?" Watch a [ __ ] vlog if you want to see the rest.